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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,805 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,740 MATTY McKIBBEN WANTED ME TO MEET HIM IN THE UTILITY CLOSET. 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,176 - NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU. 4 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,911 - "JENNA, YOU COULD DISAPPEAR, AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE." 5 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:13,781 SOMETIMES BEING A TEENAGER MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE. 6 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:16,517 - OUR DAUGHTER IS SUICIDAL. - IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING 7 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,052 OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. 8 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,388 - THE LOSER WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT HER. 9 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,290 THAT'S WHY SHE DID IT. - WHAT IS THE FASCINATION 10 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,325 WITH ME? EVERYONE'S GONNA STARE. 11 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,560 I MIGHT AS WELL GO ONSTAGE. all: JENNA! JENNA! 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,129 - YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS BACKBONE. 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:31,299 - IT WAS THE DAWN OF A NEW BEGINNING. 14 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:33,301 MY SIDESHOW STATUS AS A SUICIDE FREAK 15 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,669 WAS ABOUT TO END, AND MY CREEPER GEAR 16 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,206 WAS ON THE VERGE OF RETIREMENT. THANK GOD. 17 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,374 'CAUSE THE HIGH-FIVE FAKE-OUT WAS GETTING OLD. 18 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,210 REALLY OLD. 19 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:45,346 FOR SIX WEEKS, I'D FANTASIZED ABOUT TWO THINGS-- 20 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:48,616 MY FIRST FANTASY INVOLVED SOME INTIMATE TOUCHING... 21 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,552 OF THE ELBOW. 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,289 AND MY SECOND WAS CENTERED ON ANY AND ALL PARTS 23 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,990 OF MATTY McKIBBEN. 24 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,160 IT WASN'T LIKE I WAS OBSESSING 25 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,861 OR THAT I'D COUNTED THE SEVEN TIMES 26 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,564 I'D CAUGHT MATTY LOOKING AT ME SINCE SCHOOL STARTED. 27 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,000 - * I'VE SWAM WITH CROCODILES * 28 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,737 * CUT MYSELF ON THEIR SMILES * 29 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:14,708 * AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE TILL I CAN SMILE AGAIN... * 30 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,210 - EIGHT, IF YOU COUNTED THE TIME I WIPED OUT 31 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,411 ON THE QUESADILLA. 32 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,479 [screams] 33 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,648 AND I DID. IT COUNTED. 34 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,016 OKAY, MAYBE I WAS OBSESSING. 35 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,153 A LITTLE. BUT IT WAS KEEPING ME FROM FIXATING 36 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,521 ON SOMETHING I WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO FORGET-- 37 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,491 THE EVIL, ANONYMOUS CARE-FRONTATION LETTER. 38 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,894 IT COULD BITE ME, AND IT ALWAYS DID. 39 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,297 "PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STAND OUT." 40 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,431 [chuckles] 41 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,167 STANDING OUT WAS NOT A PROBLEM. 42 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,934 BLENDING IN WAS THE NEW NAME OF THE GAME, 43 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,270 AND I WAS-- 44 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,272 - JENNA, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! 45 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,406 - READY! 46 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,740 - ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 47 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,776 ONE, TWO... 48 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,077 [saw buzzing] 49 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:52,079 - WAIT! 50 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,281 [saw stops buzzing] 51 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,948 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WE NEED TO BE 52 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,284 PREPARED FOR? 53 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,086 - LIKE WHAT? - DEFORMITY. 54 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,489 - YEAH, I'VE HEARD THAT SOMETIMES AN ARM 55 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,424 CAN SHRINK UP TO A TENTH OF ITS SIZE. 56 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:04,925 IT'LL STILL FUNCTION, 57 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,494 AND IT'LL PROBABLY LOOK NORMAL IN A YEAR. 58 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,296 - A YEAR? - YOU'RE SCARING HER. 59 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,465 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GONNA HAVE A GIMPY BABY ARM. 60 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,833 OR IS THAT POSSIBLE? 61 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,335 - WORST-CASE SCENARIO-- 62 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,836 IF IT'S UNSIGHTLY, 63 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,606 CAN WE LIPO THE GOOD ARM TO MATCH THE BAD ONE? 64 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,107 - MOM, STOP. YOU'RE WIGGING ME OUT! 65 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,909 - I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT ALL OF OUR OPTIONS ARE-- 66 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,712 - MRS. HAMILTON, CAN WE SPEAK PRIVATELY? 67 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,884 - DISTRACT ME. PLEASE. 68 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,853 - I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT! 69 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,223 - ARE YOU BATSHIZAT? PUT THAT AWAY. 70 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,524 - WHAT? I AM NOT AIDING AND ABETTING. 71 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,091 IT'S FOR HER PIT. 72 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,960 THAT THING'S GONNA NEED SOME SERIOUS WEED WHACKING. 73 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,496 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE ANY ACTION, LOOKING LIKE EURO-TRASH. 74 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,332 - TAMARA STILL DIDN'T KNOW I'D ALREADY SEEN ACTION 75 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,834 WHEN I TOOK A RIDE ON MATTY'S JOYSTICK AT SUMMER CAMP. 76 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,902 I'D BEEN DYING TO TELL HER, BUT... 77 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,571 THE TIMING WASN'T RIGHT. 78 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,139 - OKAY. 79 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,308 NO MORE DISTRACTIONS. 80 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,010 [saw buzzing] 81 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,814 [thud] 82 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,818 - SWEETIE... 83 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,320 YOUR CAST IS OFF. 84 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,788 - AND YOUR ARM LOOKS LEGIT. 85 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,492 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? - TACKINESS. 86 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:14,395 YOUR PEDIATRICIAN OBVIOUSLY NEEDS A LESSON IN STYLE. 87 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,996 AS WELL AS BEDSIDE MANNERS. 88 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,031 - NO, BUT WHY IS ELMO ON MY ARM? 89 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,734 - YOU DISLOCATED YOUR SHOULDER WHEN YOU FELL OFF THE TABLE. 90 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,970 - DON'T TWEAK. YOU ONLY HAVE TO WEAR IT FOR LIKE A WEEK. 91 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,306 ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT WANNA UPGRADE THAT SHIZNAT, 92 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,608 'CAUSE-- - IT GLOWS IN THE DARK. 93 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,911 - [bleep] MY LIFE. 94 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,680 [keyboard keys tapping] 95 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,884 [indistinct chattering] 96 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,386 - YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT. IT'S VERY SLIMMING 97 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,553 TO YOUR BICEP. 98 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,889 - YEAH. I HEAR SKINNY SLINGS ARE IN. 99 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,757 - I COULD ALWAYS ADD A LITTLE MING BLING 100 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,593 TO MAKE IT MORE EYE-CATCHING. - THANKS. 101 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,895 BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH EYES ON ME FOR A LIFETIME. 102 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,063 [toilet flushing] 103 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,065 - MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD STOP STARING AT YOU 104 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,436 IF YOU COULD JUST FINISH THE ABORTION YOUR MOM BOTCHED. 105 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,170 - WE SHOULD'VE BITCHED THAT BITCH OUT. 106 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,507 I MEAN, WHAT LEG DOES SHE HAVE TO STAND ON 107 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,074 GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? 108 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,410 - A THICK ONE. 109 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,744 LET'S NOT PROVOKE THE DEMON. 110 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,045 - I'M SIDING WITH MING. 111 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,416 [pop music] 112 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,751 * * 113 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,185 LOOK NINE. 114 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,687 IF I WAS COUNTING. 115 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:16,023 OKAY, I WAS COUNTING. SUE ME. 116 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,125 - MORE TAPE. 117 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,962 MORE TAPE. 118 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,464 WHO ARE YOU STALKING, CREEPER? 119 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,333 - NOBODY. - [laughs] 120 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,634 - WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 121 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,135 - WHO ARE YOU BRINGING TO THE CONCERT TONIGHT? 122 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,937 - WHO WOULD I TAKE, JAKE? - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 123 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,805 I MEAN, ANYONE HERE WOULD GO WITH YOU. 124 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,342 LOOK, JUST PLEASE BRING SOMEONE. 125 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,009 I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO LISSA BITCH ANYMORE 126 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,511 ABOUT HOW WE'RE ALWAYS A THREESOME. 127 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,046 - SHE BROUGHT UP A THREESOME, HUH? 128 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,614 - [laughs mockingly] - [chuckles] 129 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,517 - CAN'T YOU BRING THAT MYSTERY GIRL FROM CAMP? 130 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,953 - AND MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOY LISSA? NO. 131 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,955 - WHAT'S THE DEAL? THIS CHICK HAVE A [bleep] OR SOMETHING? 132 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,990 - DID YOU EVER THINK IT MIGHT BE YOU THAT EMBARRASSES ME? 133 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,826 - AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, IT'S MY JOB TO EMBARRASS YOU. 134 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,261 AND BY THE WAY, 135 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,796 IF YOU WANNA TAKE OUR BROMANCE TO THE NEXT LEVEL, 136 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,566 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET ME DRUNK FIRST, YOU LITTLE SLUT. 137 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,000 both: [grunting] 138 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,369 - WHOA! WHOA! 139 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,537 - ENOUGH WITH THE BUM CHUM. 140 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,573 NO ONE LIKES GAY PORN BEFORE NOON. 141 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,441 both: [panting] 142 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,079 - UH, HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TREE BRANCH? 143 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,882 - OH, IT WAS TRIMMED. both: [laugh] 144 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:18,085 - IT WAS A RECORD. TWO GLANCES IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES. 145 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,253 MATTY WAS DEFINITELY THINKING ABOUT ME. 146 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,590 HOPE FOR MY FANTASY TO BECOME MY REALITY 147 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,091 HAD BEEN REIGNITED. 148 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:27,127 I WAS HIGH ON HOPE AND-- - IT'S RUDE TO STARE. 149 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,764 - SADIE'S SWEETNESS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 150 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,602 [school bell ringing] 151 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:38,305 - SADIE. SADIE! 152 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:42,309 [laughter] 153 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,120 THE STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURES OF HIGH SCHOOL, 154 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,289 LIKE P.E., WERE ONCE AGAIN PART OF MY ROUTINE. 155 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,959 BUT NOT EVEN THE COMMUNAL SHOWER COULD BRING ME DOWN. 156 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,762 I WAS HAPPILY... [locker bangs shut] 157 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,265 - SORRY! - BACK IN ACTION. 158 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,671 - UGH. EVERYTHING IS GETTING SO BIG ON ME. 159 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,073 JAKE THINKS I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. 160 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,509 HOW ANNOYING IS THAT? 161 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,177 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE STRESSING ON THAT 162 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,714 WHEN JACKED-UP JENNA IS ALL UP IN YOUR BOYFRIEND. 163 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,351 - WHY WOULD HE CHECK HER OUT? SHE'S JACKED UP. 164 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,819 OR DO YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTY? 165 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,988 - OF COURSE I DON'T THINK SHE'S PRETTY. 166 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,723 BUT SINCE YOU'RE BOTH HOVERING AROUND A SEVEN, 167 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,258 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE WORRIED. 168 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,060 - I'M A SEVEN? 169 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,696 - FREAKS LIKE HAMIL-TOE WIELD THE POWER OF RECKLESS ABANDON 170 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,465 'CAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, 171 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,468 ESPECIALLY WITH SEX. 172 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:43,904 THINK SHE MADE A PURITY PLEDGE? 173 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,507 - WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO JAKE? - NOTHING. 174 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,742 UNLESS YOU WANNA SEEM DESPERATE. 175 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,310 PERSONALLY, I WOULD DO SOMETHING 176 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,112 TO HIGHLIGHT HER NASTINESS. 177 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,785 TAKE A NUDIE SHOT OF HER. 178 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,790 [camera-phone clicks] 179 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,094 IT'S BRILLZ. 180 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,929 NOW LET'S SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS 181 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,733 OF THESE ITTY-BITTY [bleep]. 182 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,067 [phone chimes] 183 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,402 - IT WAS AMAZING. 184 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,237 NO ONE EVEN GAWKED AT ME WHEN I RAN THE MILE. 185 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,139 - YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE OFFICIALLY UP. 186 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,508 - AT LAST. [phones chiming] 187 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,309 YOU KNOW, BEING INVISIBLE? COMPLETELY UNDERRATED. 188 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,977 I'VE REALLY MISSED BEING IGNORED. 189 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,646 - AND I'VE REALLY MISSED HAVING YOU FOCUS ON ME, 190 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,214 'CAUSE THERE'S A CRISIS I CAN'T IGNORE. 191 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,716 IT'S MAJOR. 192 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,884 RICKY SCHWARTZ HAS BEEN COMPULSIVELY STIRRING 193 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,419 THE PARTY MIX IN HIS PANTS. 194 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,354 - HE'S PROBABLY JUST ADJUSTING. 195 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,756 - IS ADJUSTING EVERY 20 MINUTES NORMAL? 196 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,425 OR SHOULD I BE WORRIED HE HAS SOME SORT OF INFESTATION? 197 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,928 - I AM SURE IT'S UNDER THE RADAR OF CONCERN. 198 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,329 JUST LIKE ME. 199 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,665 I'M ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY AND... 200 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,333 EVERYTHING IS STATUS QUO. 201 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,302 - AND YOU'RE NO LONGER AN OUTCAST. 202 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,437 [chuckles] 203 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,772 THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE HUMOR 204 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,841 TO DISARM YOU. 205 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,843 [school bell ringing] 206 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,177 TOUGH CROWD. 207 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,846 SO HOW YOU FEELING ABOUT THE SPIKE 208 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,581 IN THE TEEN SUICIDE RATE? 209 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,049 WRISTS FEELING ITCHY? 210 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,251 - VALERIE STILL NEEDED TO WORK ON HER SENSITIVITY. 211 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,587 BUT EVEN HER LACK OF TACT COULDN'T BURST MY BUBBLE. 212 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,756 - ACTUALLY, THE SUCKAGE LEVEL OF MY LIFE 213 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,290 IS CURRENTLY PRETTY LOW. 214 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,792 IN FACT, I WAS THINKING-- 215 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,027 - WORK IT, GIRL! I LOVE YOUR THINKIN'. 216 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,030 - THAT, UH, MAYBE WE COULD TURN OUR WEEKLY MEETINGS 217 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,767 INTO MONTHLY MEETINGS INSTEAD? 218 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:24,304 - WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE DOESN'T SUCK? 219 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,640 IT'S BECAUSE OF THESE MEETINGS. - OR BECAUSE I'M FINE. 220 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,677 - SO THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU'RE FEELING BAD ABOUT? 221 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,211 - NO. - COURSE LOAD? 222 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,580 - NO. - YOUR BODY? 223 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,615 - NO. - NOT EVEN YOUR BIG TEETH? 224 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,018 - NO. 225 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,687 [Jenna's phone chimes] 226 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,188 [Valerie's phone chimes] 227 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,791 - HMM, WHAT ABOUT... 228 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,759 YOUR BREASTS? 229 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,063 [indistinct chattering] 230 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,775 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 231 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,110 THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SEE. 232 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,378 [laughter] 233 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,684 - NOT ONLY DID MY REALITY STILL SUCK SERIOUS ASS, 234 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:14,121 BUT APPARENTLY SO DID MY FANTASY. 235 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,262 AGAIN. 236 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,764 BUT WHAT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND 237 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,000 WAS WHY MY BRA-BUSTERS WERE SO FASCINATING. 238 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,669 - IT'S NOT SO MUCH THAT THEY'RE SMALL. 239 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,337 IT'S THAT THE DIAMETER OF THE AREOLA 240 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,505 IS NOT PROPORTIONATE TO THE SIZE OF THE BREAST. 241 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,441 - NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU LOOK AT THEM, 242 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,110 THEY ALWAYS LOOK BACK AT YOU. 243 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,947 - [speaking in foreign language] 244 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,449 - I'M NOT A PREDATOR. T-THIS IS MY JOB. 245 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,652 - AT LEAST I WAS SAFE IN THE SANCTUARY, 246 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,253 WHERE ONLY ONE RULE APPLIED-- 247 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,421 DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL. 248 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,891 I REALLY APPRECIATED THAT THE REGULAR MISFITS 249 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,693 DIDN'T CARE ABOUT MY KNOCKER NIGHTMARE. 250 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,027 THEY WERE BUSY... 251 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,930 [phones chiming] 252 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,365 SIZIN' UP MY HOOTERS. 253 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,532 [phone chimes] 254 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,202 EVIDENTLY THE SANCTUARY GOT GOOD RECEPTION. 255 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,038 - JENNA? 256 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,874 - WE GOT YOUR TEXTS. 257 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,208 - WHERE ARE YOU ON THE BRITNEY METER? 258 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,211 - I MIGHT BE BRITNEY MID-HEAD SHAVE. 259 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,880 I CAUGHT MATTY MAKING FUN OF ME. 260 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,715 - HE IS SO "WHAT" IN WHATEVER. 261 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,550 JUST BE GRATEFUL YOU DIDN'T HOOK UP WITH THAT JACKHOLE. 262 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,719 - I AM. 263 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,754 I NEEDED TO TELL TAMARA THAT I HAD GIVEN MATTY 264 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,189 THE GIFT OF MY VAG-I. 265 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,992 BUT IT STILL WASN'T THE RIGHT TIME. 266 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,326 - YOU NEED TO IGNORE THE STARES 267 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,594 AND ACT LIKE IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU. 268 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,929 - T'S RIGHT. THE MORE YOU LET IT ROLL, 269 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,064 THE LESS PEEPS WILL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU. 270 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:34,534 [indistinct chattering] 271 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,836 [camera shutter clicks] 272 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,204 - I WAS TRYING TO CHILLAX, 273 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,538 BUT THE ONLY THING I COULD LET ROLL 274 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,807 WERE MY EYES. 275 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,641 'CAUSE MY MOTHER HAD CONVENIENTLY FORGOTTEN 276 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,211 TO PICK ME UP OR ANSWER HER PHONE. 277 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,047 - DO YOU THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME? 278 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,548 - [chuckling] WHAT? 279 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,219 - WELL, SOMETIMES I JUST THINK THAT OUR LOVE IS NOT EQUAL. 280 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,987 - UM... 281 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,059 HEY, HAMILTON, DO YOU NEED A RIDE? 282 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,261 - I'M COOL WITH WALKING. 283 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,196 - OH, NO, COME ON. WE INSIST. 284 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,232 - MM. MM-MM. 285 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,566 MM-MM, MM-MM. 286 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,169 - COME ON. - OHH... 287 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,171 WHY CAN'T SHE SIT IN THE BACK? 288 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,774 - BECAUSE MY AMPS ARE MASSIVE, AND SHE MIGHT BUMP HER ARM. 289 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,275 - UGH. 290 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,477 [car door clicks open] 291 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,946 - HOP IN. 292 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,648 [engine starts up] 293 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,917 JUST, UH, TAKES A MINUTE TO WARM UP. 294 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,086 [engine purring] 295 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,588 SO, UM... 296 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,758 LOOK, I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY. 297 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,459 HOW YOU HOLDING UP? - I'M MANAGING. 298 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,628 - DUDE, I'M SORRY. 299 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,364 IT WAS A MASSIVE BLOWHARD MANEUVER. 300 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,199 REALLY DESPICABLE. - I'M OVER IT. 301 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,201 - TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 302 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,271 - NO. NO, IT'S NOT. 303 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,107 JENNA, YOU GOTTA FIND OUT WHO DID THIS 304 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,508 AND GET 'EM EXPELLED. 305 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,443 - I BET THE CULPRIT ALREADY FEELS BAD. 306 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,813 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES GUILT IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. 307 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,248 - EVIL PEOPLE DON'T FEEL GUILTY, LISSA. 308 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,150 I MEAN, IF THE CULPRIT HAD A CONSCIENCE, 309 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,786 HE WOULD'VE NEVER DONE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 310 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,553 - I WAS GETTING THE DISTINCT FEELING 311 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,455 THAT THE INCIDENT WASN'T GONNA DIE DOWN 312 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,491 ANYTIME SOON. 313 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,993 BUT AT LEAST I'D FIND REFUGE 314 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,594 FROM ALL THE PITY AT HOME. 315 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,697 - OH, HONEY. 316 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,565 OHH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 317 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,902 - IT'S OKAY. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN 318 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,804 TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL BEFORE. 319 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,039 - I KNOW, BUT CONSIDERING WHAT HAPPENED TODAY... 320 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,842 - TAMARA CALLED YOU? - I SAW IT ON MY NEWS FEED. 321 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,344 - SAD FACT--MY MOM HAD MORE CYBER FRIENDS 322 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,545 THAN I DID. 323 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,648 - BUT WE ARE GONNA TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN. 324 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,483 I HAVE A SURPRISE. 325 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,685 - WHAT IS THAT? 326 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,088 - IT'S YOU WITH A LITTLE ENHANCEMENT. 327 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,957 - A LITTLE? - IT'S PERFECTLY FINE 328 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,993 TO HAVE BANGLADESHI BOOBIES THESE DAYS, BECAUSE NOW 329 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,996 WE DON'T HAVE TO DREAM ABOUT HAVING A NEW CHEST. 330 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,265 WE CAN BUY ONE. I DID. 331 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,035 - WHEN DID YOU GET A BOOB JOB? 332 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,603 - AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, WHEN I DECIDED TO FORGO COLLEGE 333 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,272 AND RAISE YOU INSTEAD. 334 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,607 - MY MOTHER WAS NEVER SUBTLE ABOUT ACKNOWLEDGING 335 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,910 THAT I WAS MORE OF A BURDEN THAN A BLESSING. 336 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,246 - YOUR NANA AND PAPA LET ME USE MY COLLEGE FUND 337 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,882 TO GRADUATE MY BREASTS TO A NEW BRA SIZE. 338 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,617 SAY HELLO TO PRINCETON AND HARVARD. 339 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,354 - YOU DO REALIZE THAT I'M STILL IN MY FORMATIVE YEARS 340 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,356 AND WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME COULD BE POTENTIALLY 341 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,858 PSYCHOLOGICALLY SCARRING. 342 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,259 - OH, PLEASE. 343 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,961 I HAD TO GROW UP WITHOUT A CELL PHONE. 344 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,295 THAT WAS SCARRING. 345 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,597 - MOM, WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE, NO ONE HAD A CELL PHONE. 346 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,099 - I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF! 347 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,401 AS YOUR MOTHER, IT IS MY JOB TO SCAR YOU. 348 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,603 - AND GIVE ME BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER. 349 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,305 - WELL, YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. 350 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,579 NO? - NO. 351 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,648 MY REALITY, WITHOUT HAVING MY FANTASY TO LOOK FORWARD TO, 352 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,417 WAS BECOMING TOO HARD TO BEAR. 353 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,686 BUT I KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO. 354 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,591 [school bell ringing] 355 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,293 I'D TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 356 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,665 [indistinct chattering] 357 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,338 HEY, EVERYONE, HAVE A GOOD LOOK! 358 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,009 IN MY FANTASY SCENARIO, 359 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,344 I WAS GONNA BE THE BAD-ASS, THE REBEL. 360 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,279 I'D BE A LEGENDARY SOPHOMORE ROCK STAR 361 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,015 THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER FORGET. 362 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,018 BUT IN REALITY... 363 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,921 I HAD 30 MORE PEOPLE TAKING PICTURES OF MY [bleep]. 364 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,455 - [over P.A. system] JENNA HAMILTON, 365 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,424 PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE. 366 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,964 - I KNOW WHO SEXTED YOUR TA-TAS. 367 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,765 - I CAN'T GO DOWN FOR THIS. JAKE'LL BREAK UP WITH ME. 368 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,600 - CALM DOWN. 369 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,102 THE PICTURE WAS ON MY PHONE. 370 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,603 I'LL TAKE THE FALL. 371 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,939 WHAT CAN THEY DO TO ME ANYWAY? 372 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,441 MY DAD BUILT THE PLANETARIUM. 373 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,076 SKEDADDZ. 374 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,045 I DID IT. 375 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,481 - WELL, THAT'S A GOOD START. 376 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,483 NOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU DID IT? 377 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,985 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 378 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,087 - [scoffs] I'VE SEEN THE PICTURE. 379 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,422 AND WHILE THE FRAMING WAS VERY AMATEURISH, 380 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,258 IT WAS TAKEN WITH INTENT. 381 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,462 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I DID DO IT ON PURPOSE. 382 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,598 BUT IT WAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 383 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,002 TO ILLUSTRATE WHAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU CHANGE IN PUBLIC. 384 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,471 SORRY. CAN I GO NOW, VALERIE? 385 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,640 - IT'S "MS. MARKS." - OKAY, VALERIE. 386 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,977 - LISTEN, SADIE, I CAN'T LET YOU GO 387 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,811 UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WHAT YOU DID 388 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,480 WAS NOT VERY FRIENDLY. 389 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,083 - JENNA AND I AREN'T FRIENDS. NO OFFENSE. 390 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,684 - NONE TAKEN. 391 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,120 - WELL, SHE MAY NOT BE OFFENDED, BUT I AM. 392 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,622 - WHY? WE'RE FRIENDS. 393 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,559 - WE ARE? - ABSOLUTELY. 394 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,561 AND SINCE WE'RE FRIENDS, 395 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,630 WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T WASTE EACH OTHER'S TIME. 396 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,466 - NOT SO FAST, FRIEND. [chuckles] 397 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,603 I MEAN, WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FRIEND RULE? 398 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,771 - FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WEAR MOM JEANS? 399 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,644 - NO. 400 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:48,381 FRIENDS DON'T HURT THEIR FRIENDS' FRIENDS. 401 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,250 - IS THAT A THREAT? 402 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,652 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? SHE IS GOING EASY ON YOU. 403 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,821 SEXTING A NUDE PICTURE IS ILLEGAL. 404 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,489 - IT IS? - YES. I'M A MINOR. 405 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,558 - SHE'S A MINOR. - OH, I GET IT. 406 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,428 YOU TWO ARE IN CAHOOTS, AND THIS IS A TOTAL SETUP. 407 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,663 YOU KNOW, VALERIE, THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST 408 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,098 THIS KIND OF EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION 409 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,100 BY ADMINISTRATORS. - NO, NO, NO, NO. 410 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,036 THERE'S NO EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION GOING ON HERE, 411 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,237 IS THERE, JENNA? 412 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,072 - THERE IS, BUT IT'S NOT COMING FROM YOU. 413 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,407 - THAT WAS STRAIGHT-UP BULLYING. 414 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,409 - PLEASE DON'T STIR THE POT. - AND YOU. 415 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,578 RIGHT THEN YOUR TONE OF VOICE WAS VERY MENACING. 416 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,447 I AM NOT FEELING VERY SAFE HERE. 417 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,249 - NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL UNSAFE. 418 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,184 - THEN I PROBABLY SHOULD GO. 419 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,854 BUT BE ADVISED, VAL, 420 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,690 PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO JAIL FOR LESS. 421 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,126 SO WATCH YOURSELF. 422 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,461 - I WILL. 423 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,796 I--I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT SAGE ADVICE. 424 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,768 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 425 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,309 - WELL, I THINK THAT WAS PRODUCTIVE. 426 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,518 TO EXPECT A ROMANTIC FANTASY. 427 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,253 MAYBE I WASN'T GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 428 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,822 WHO GETS THE FANTASY IN HIGH SCHOOL. 429 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,857 MAYBE I'D HAVE TO WAIT. 430 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,335 [keyboard keys tapping] 431 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,966 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT. 432 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,471 YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY 433 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,506 AND WHAT SHE ADVISED, 434 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,342 AND I WANNA BE CLEAR ABOUT SOMETHING-- 435 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,144 YOU ARE TO IGNORE HER. 436 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,978 - BEEN COVERING THAT BASE FOR FIVE YEARS, DAD. 437 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,781 - NOW, SHE MEANS WELL, BUT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER 438 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,450 THAT WE WERE ONLY TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU 439 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,452 WHEN YOU WERE BORN. SOMETIMES I THINK 440 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,454 THE LINES GET BLURRED BY HER DESIRE 441 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,389 TO BE YOUR FRIEND INSTEAD OF YOUR MOTHER. 442 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,057 - MAYBE WE SHOULD GET HER GLASSES. 443 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,160 - [chuckles] SO... 444 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,994 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING CRAZY TO YOUR BODY 445 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,664 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOURSELF, RIGHT? 446 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,999 - DAD, I DON'T HATE MYSELF. 447 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,834 JUST HIGH SCHOOL. BUT IT'S OKAY. 448 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,837 I KNOW IT'S GONNA END. EVENTUALLY. 449 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,174 - WELL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO CONTROL 450 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,841 THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOU, SWEETHEART, 451 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,844 BUT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTROL HOW YOU FEEL. 452 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,247 - TURN YOUR LEMONS INTO LEMONADE. 453 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,384 - ALL RIGHT, SMART-ASS, SLEEP TIGHT. 454 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,194 [phone ringing] 455 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,461 - HELLO? 456 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,298 - DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS FIRST? 457 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,300 - RIP THE BAND-AID OFF. - OKAY. 458 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,868 RICKY SCHWARTZ SAID YOUR BOOBS LOOK LIKE TINY TORPEDOES. 459 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,370 - AND THE GOOD NEWS? 460 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,871 - HE'D STILL RUB ONE OUT TO THEM. 461 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,440 - OH, T.M.I. - SO SINCE YOU WON'T LET ME 462 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,375 READ YOUR BLOG, WHAT'S THE TITLE TONIGHT? 463 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,576 - [chuckles] 464 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,246 "OVEREXPOSED AND UNDER-APPRECIATED." 465 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,481 - REALLY, JENNA? NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING EMO. 466 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,919 - I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 467 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,654 - WHAT? 468 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,223 - I HAD SEX WITH MATTY McKIBBEN. 469 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,457 - WH-- AAH! 470 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,292 HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL ME YOU HUMPED MATTY? 471 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,627 WHEN? WHERE? 472 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,896 [knock at door] JENNA. JENNA! 473 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,236 - I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. - JENNA. 474 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,670 [phone beeps] 475 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,809 - HI. 476 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,912 - I TOOK DOWN ALL THE PHOTOS OF YOU AROUND SCHOOL. 477 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,785 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 478 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,859 AND I'M SORRY... 479 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,127 JUST ABOUT WHAT YOU HEARD ME SAY. 480 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:59,266 - IT'S OKAY. I'M OVER IT. - NO, IT IS NOT OKAY. 481 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,234 I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I-- 482 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,569 I WASN'T MAKING FUN OF YOU. 483 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,271 I WAS JUST TRYING TO DEFLECT ALL THE ATTENTION AWAY 484 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,805 FROM YOUR BOOBS. 485 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,909 WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, ARE PRETTY AWESOME. 486 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,816 - YOU WERE BEING MY HERO. 487 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,487 - I WAS TRYING. 488 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,397 - * THIS LOVE IS BE AND END ALL * 489 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:34,867 * THIS LOVE WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL... * 490 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,638 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 491 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,880 - HE'S TAKING YOU PUBLIC, OUTING YOU AS A COUPLE. 492 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,082 - ARE YOU AND MATTY TOGETHER? 493 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,386 - WHO THE [bleep] INVITED YOU? 494 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,455 - LOOKS LIKE MATTY INVITED A LOT OF PEOPLE. 495 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,324 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS I AM. 496 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,292 - IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY. 497 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,128 DO YOU HAVE TO BE HOME RIGHT AWAY? 498 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,129 - I HAVE A FEW HOURS TO KILL. 36163

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