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Hey, stepdad.

What's going on? You look so depressed.

You look so depressed.

You need to get out of the house. We should go camping.

No. Yeah, come on. We'll meet up with JC and her stepdad. It'll be super fun.

Okay. Yeah?

Okay, let's go.

Hey, stepdad.

Oh, hi.

Dorian and Marilyn are about to be here to get ready with us for camping. You're

ready to get it?

Pretty much already dressed. I just have to get a couple more things together.

Why don't you help me out, okay? Of course. Let's go.

So excited.

Everyone ready or what? Yeah.

Ready for this trip? Yeah.

Doreen, you ready? Come on, right?

Yeah. He needs some cheerio.

Come on. Come on, Doreen. Have fun.

Have a good thing, right?

It'll be a really good time.

And we'll always spend some quality time together.

Yeah, it'll be a fun time.

Don't worry about that. We're playing.

You'll be happy afterwards. Okay, okay.

Let's go. Let's go. All right. All right, let's go. Let's go.

It's so cold.

I think, I'm pretty sure JC packed one cold for us. Yeah?

Yeah, where's the bag at?

It should be the purple one. The purple one?

Yeah. I only see the blue one.

There's no purple one, man. Did you not grab the purple book I had in the pack?

I thought you... No, I don't know. I thought you guys grabbed it. He ran off.

rushed out so fast, we probably forgot it. There's nothing in here besides a

couple of notes and stuff.

I'm sorry, guys.

You know what's actually a good idea? We actually told some stories, like taping

stories to help keep our mind off the cold, huh?

Yeah. I mean, I could go first.

I actually have a really good camping story about your mom and how we met,

actually. It's like 10 years ago.

I met her mother while I was on camping by myself. You know, I was recently

single and everything, and I happened to stumble across your mom on a hike, and,

well, you know, one thing led to another. I kind of took her back to Penn

kind of hooked up a little bit.

Dad, what the fuck? In the forest or in the tent?

It was in the tent. We started outside the tent and died in the tent.

Are details necessary?

No.

Your mom, she's a woman.

She's a woman.

Wow.

She's not only your mom, she's a woman.

I mean, do you have any camping stories or anything like that? For me, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

It was a lot. But that happened in the forest.

I was working a local, I love hiking, you know.

And I forget my water. So I saw

one hiker like really, really, really far from me. And I run, I run.

When I approached from the high counter, it was a really beautiful woman, like a

beautiful woman.

You know, with the inner shorts, the white tank top.

And really athletic, like the girl, the girl who woke up every day, like every

fucking day.

I swear.

And I asked her, like, desperate, I asked her for water, and she gave

me a bottle, you know, with,

All her movements were really slow and sexy, and she gave me the bottle.

Like, sexual movements.

I can't describe it, really. Like Jessica Rabbit would give you...

totally.

And I took a sip of water. I don't know why I did it.

I threw everything on the white tank top.

And you saw the water, like...

Oh, yeah, falling on the teeth.

So she smiled.

Yeah, she gave me a smile. So I push her on the tree, and I fuck her.

Oh, my God!

And she was yelling like a pig, I swear.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking disgusting, and it's not making me any warmer. I'm a man.

It was before I met your mother, so...

I was a man, like other men, when we met. Beautiful. I don't need to know

On the tree. And she was suffering, but she was really enjoying it.

I don't know. Are you any warmer? Because these stories aren't helping me.

No? Yeah. What is this about?

Nice try.

Attempt. You know, I actually have one other thing. How about we keep each

warm with our body temperatures?

Dad. It's almost time to go to bed. It's going to get even colder. I feel

something on TV like that.

I'm kind of with her, yeah.

I'm not kind of with my dad.

You're too small to keep each other warm. We're a lot bigger and we'll keep

warm throughout the night. We don't want our baby girls to freeze.

This is horrible.

I can't believe we forgot the bag.

All right, fine, fine. But the body warmth thing is a good idea. Instead of

maybe you, maybe I'll hug her through the night. How's that? We'll swap doors

something. I mean, that's better than a hug. I don't have no choice.

Either that or we're going to eat. I mean, are you okay with that?

I wanted to turn out my own dad.

Yeah. Are you okay with that? I mean, I'd be so bad.

I guess we can swap, yeah.

It'll be totally fine, all right? And you know what you do? We all got to get

undressed, okay?

And we'll swap and we'll just hug each other throughout the whole night and

we'll wake up fine, okay?

Nope, no funny business.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. We're just laying down.

That's it, just lay down. Come on.

Yeah, we'll just take our clothes off and go to sleep.

In front of you guys? I don't want to get undressed in front of my dad.

Well, where are you going to get undressed? You can't go outside the

There's walls and stuff.

Well, then you guys go outside.

Or turn around. No, there's beer.

It could be dangerous to be naked outside.

Turn around.

You don't need to look.

This is so fucking weird.

If you have another solution... If you have another solution, just let us know.

Maybe you guys should have been in charge of the bag then.

Well, we thought our daughters were responsible enough to actually pack a

for this camping trip, but... We can't fix it, though.

So weird.

Yeah, watch out.

What? Ow.

Turn around.

There's not a lot of room in here, okay?

This is so weird.

There's not even enough room in here. Oh, my God. Dad.

Yeah, right.

I'm a big being.

Dad. Sorry. Oh, my God.

Turn around.

Everything's fine. Oh, my.

Dad, you're literally right by my ass. You're not.

I need plates, though. Yeah, I don't know.

Fuck.

Okay, okay.

Put all our clothes on one side of the tent.

Oh, my God. Dad.

What? Is your dick hard right now? No.

Oh, my fucking God. I still have the nose.

You're disgusting.

Can we talk? No, no, no. I can't see next to my dad right now. This is so

Okay. Don't look.

Okay, okay.

Let's get on with the covers.

Pull this out.

So uncomfortable.

Let me just close the tent up for the night.

Yeah.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you two doing?

I thought it was okay or something.

You saw that?

You start, yeah.

I didn't start. No, no, we saw that. I heard you before when I was sleeping,

you started it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You did it first, we saw it. My dad's fucking you?

Yeah. My dad's fucking you?

This is so weird.

It's, you know, I just...

What can I say?

It's... I mean... I mean, you all said

you were cold and... It's between us. I mean... This is weird.

Yeah.

I mean... I mean, it's fine. You're not my daughter. Yeah.

So... I try to meet people, my best friends.

I mean...

Oh, my God. If your girls got turned on, maybe... Maybe if you got turned on by

the stories, I mean, it's okay, right?

Yeah. I'm sure it will help my depression.

Wow. But you want to make your dad happy, right?

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

Well, then.

Touch me with your foot.

Sorry honey, it's just tight.

This is so fucking good.

Dad,

come on. Can you guys, like, flip around or something?

A little personal space.

This is already weird enough.

Okay. Oh, my God.

What's this?

when I can't see people. Dude!

Good question.

Oh my god.

That's weird too.

Let's try not to look.

Dad, what are you doing?

I just... It flipped. Sorry.

Whatever.

Can you try to look...

Like the Jesus.

I don't know, girl. Tight quarters.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

you're so loud.

Oh, sorry, I'm... Dad,

you're loud too.

Oh, my God.

My daughter's in, like, my straight view.

It's got weird.

Oh, dear.

It's okay.

Why are you touching me?

Let's go in the back. Yeah.

Let's go. It's hurting.

So big.

She's rubbing me.

And your leg.

Why don't you maybe touch her breast?

Dad, why would you tell her to do that? Because you keep on yelling every time

at me to touch your breast.

Okay, and that's even weirder for you to tell her to.

I feel like you two probably never done anything before. It's different when she

requests it, you requested it. Can you request it for me?

I mean, it's not like we haven't hooked up before.

Do you mind?

Oh, I can't.

That is true.

That's okay.

You're so fucking nice. Can you close it?

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Sweet.

See, it's not so bad, right?

It's sweet.

Wasn't that bad, right? Can you be fine touching it?

It's just tight.

I feel so much better.

I mean,

it's not exactly like we're fucking each other.

Dad, not very good. We are fucking each other instead, actually.

I can fuck you right, Dad.

Oh, my God.

Why are you looking at me?

Oh

my

god,

dad!

Weird. So weird.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on. Your knee is touching mine. I'm sorry. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Why?

Why are they doing this?

I don't know. That's so weird.

Oh, God.

This is so inappropriate.

Put it back.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on.

It's fine. She's one.

Okay, just the one.

Don't make it any weirder than it is.

What if we turned around and you let her eat your pussy?

What?

It's not people's bad, right?

I guess.

Her eat my pussy?

Yeah. I'll show you.

Okay.

Alright, but now we're super close.

Well, I mean we are super close. That's kind of the whole point.

I can grab just the one tip from that angle.

See? It's so much easier.

Okay, guess.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Dad,

your cock is right by my face. No, it is.

I don't remember you being really good at that.

I mean, I guess it's only fair.

Dad, put your dicks in there.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Dad. It slipped, honey. I'm so sorry.

Don't let it slip again.

I can't help it. She pushed it out on me.

She keeps on pushing me out, honey. I'm sorry.

Yeah, Dad.

Really?

It's just so weird seeing you finger my friend.

No. I know.

You're not.

Dad.

I mean, baby, come on. Are you wanting me to suck your dick or something?

I mean, just the tip. Just the tip. That's it.

Just the tip.

That's it.

Okay.

Don't make it weird.

Just a little bit.

Are you sucking your dad's dick?

No, no. No, she wasn't. What the fuck?

Dad, your balls are hitting my face.

Just a little bit.

I mean... Just a little bit.

No, dad.

I mean... Alright, maybe.

I don't think so.

Just get used to it a little bit more.

Sorry. Dad!

Sorry. I fell right on my face.

Are you fucking your dad's dick?

I wasn't fucking it.

Um, everyone's business is in my face right now, so I think it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God,

Dad.

It's okay.

You're definitely fucking your dad's dick.

She's just moving it up for you, okay?

Dad!

Why don't you try your dad's, huh?

You can't show off.

I don't know if I want to. That's so weird.

So weird?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

No, that's nothing.

If she wants to try.

Oh, my God.

It's okay.

It's okay?

Try it. Oh, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

Try it.

Oh,

yeah, that's right.

Oh my God.

What is happening right now?

It's not that bad, right, girls?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Your balls are all in my face.

Thank you, baby.

Okay. Okay.

I'm like dying down here, you guys.

Okay. What is happening right now?

We are fucking on doors now.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Are you okay with that?

I don't know, I guess.

Come on. Come on, honey.

It's okay.

It's kind of weird.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's okay, girls.

Yeah. Never talk about it.

No one's going to know. No one's out here.

They're just up in the woods.

I mean, if I do it, you have to do it.

Are you going to do it?

She did it.

Clearly she's doing it. Oh my God.

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

You're really about to fuck him?

I mean, you only live once, I guess.

I don't know if I can.

I mean, it doesn't feel too wrong.

I mean, yeah, I mean, you should try it.

Mean I'm already doing it

Are you sure this isn't weird?

It doesn't feel bad.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

It feels great, you know, right?

I mean, it doesn't not feel great, but this is fucking weird.

Keep the weird out of it, and it's great, right?

It's kind of hard to not think about that.

It's kind of not hard to think about that.

I just feel like I'm going to regret this later.

The nursing is okay.

I'm really fucking warmed up now.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

You have a big dick, Dad.

Oh, my God.

That's deep.

See, I told you it wasn't that bad.

He's daddy, I want it all.

Oh, fuck.

I want it all in my pretty little face.

I fucking want it.

Oh, my God.

We really just did that.

Oh,

wow.

Well, I mean, it was fun.

Yeah. Yeah. It stays in the tent, though. Thanks for coming on my face,

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

He cut it everywhere.