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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:38,218 Thank you, Sir. 2 00:00:38,243 --> 00:00:38,924 Thank you, so much. 3 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:41,924 Sir, great job at BuyEasy... Fantastic you are 4 00:00:41,949 --> 00:00:42,367 Thank you. 5 00:00:42,526 --> 00:00:44,698 And sir, congratulations for your second round investment too. 6 00:00:45,599 --> 00:00:49,005 Actually sir, I work for an e-commerce website... 7 00:00:49,003 --> 00:00:50,494 ...and I am a category manager there and I... 8 00:00:50,561 --> 00:00:53,093 You can upload your resume on career section on our website. 9 00:00:53,135 --> 00:00:55,232 Sir, can I show you my work sometime... -OK, bye. 10 00:00:55,257 --> 00:00:56,396 Please sir... Give me one chance, sir. 11 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:58,963 Guys like these, don't even let you drink at your own party. 12 00:01:01,177 --> 00:01:03,021 Bhati, how much did you get for 20%, 50? 13 00:01:03,936 --> 00:01:06,292 It will be out in Sunday's Business Outlook... Take a look yourself! 14 00:01:06,459 --> 00:01:07,786 Bhati, tell me, 60? 15 00:01:08,911 --> 00:01:10,482 It's official, I can't reveal it now. 16 00:01:10,841 --> 00:01:11,935 How much, 75? 17 00:01:11,096 --> 00:01:11,678 75? 18 00:01:12,779 --> 00:01:13,880 Now don't tell me it's 100. 19 00:01:16,193 --> 00:01:16,708 F**K!!! 20 00:01:16,865 --> 00:01:17,583 100? 21 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:20,134 A hundred million? 22 00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:23,157 Bhati, your company's evaluation is half a billion dollars? 23 00:01:24,845 --> 00:01:25,384 F**K!!! 24 00:01:25,947 --> 00:01:26,888 So what's the big deal? 25 00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:29,205 It's still lesser than Flipkart by 7.5 billion. 26 00:01:30,404 --> 00:01:33,638 Bhati, it means one of my college seniors is going to be a billionaire! 27 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,115 F**K, what luck! 28 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:37,404 It's not about fate or luck... 29 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:42,653 IIM? 30 00:01:43,877 --> 00:01:44,933 LSR. IIM. 31 00:01:45,889 --> 00:01:47,337 I should have appeared for CAT. 32 00:01:48,031 --> 00:01:50,063 All you do, is keep harping about my luck. 33 00:01:50,787 --> 00:01:52,560 You've told me about your start-up idea over a 100 times now. 34 00:01:52,063 --> 00:01:53,290 Why don't you do something about it? 35 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:56,408 A new Silicon Valley is being upstaged at Hiranandani here. 36 00:01:56,073 --> 00:01:58,377 And you are still selling these cheap chinese phones on Mokart. 37 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:01,083 They're exculsive, Bhati. -Bullshit. 38 00:02:02,325 --> 00:02:04,240 Son, its not that easy. 39 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:08,177 Leave your job and venture into the market. 40 00:02:08,818 --> 00:02:11,631 And then you will learn, what destinies are made of and from. 41 00:02:15,462 --> 00:02:17,005 Dude, what the f**k? Still on your first beer? 42 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:18,129 Down it! 43 00:02:18,028 --> 00:02:18,124 I'm good, Bhati. 44 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:19,333 Beer for him. 45 00:02:20,076 --> 00:02:21,732 Bhati, I have to wake up early at 8:30 for work. 46 00:02:21,757 --> 00:02:22,458 Shut up!!! 47 00:02:22,604 --> 00:02:24,122 Bhati, I've become very discipled now. 48 00:02:24,201 --> 00:02:26,443 Nowadays I don't even need an alarm to wake up.. 49 00:02:36,986 --> 00:02:38,361 Not going to the office? 50 00:02:40,514 --> 00:02:41,392 What are you doing here? 51 00:02:41,477 --> 00:02:42,736 I switched on the geyser 52 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:43,767 The water's still heating up. 53 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,767 Mandal why do you take a bath in my bathroom? 54 00:02:45,813 --> 00:02:47,861 The handle of my bucket is broken. 55 00:02:48,722 --> 00:02:50,810 So, take my bucket to your bathroom. 56 00:02:51,611 --> 00:02:52,619 Actually, I feel like taking a shower today. 57 00:02:54,527 --> 00:02:56,775 Dude, you can take a shower even in your own bathroom. 58 00:02:59,069 --> 00:03:00,069 The water must've heated up! 59 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:03,782 Atleast spare my towel. 60 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:26,065 Mokart f**ked me over Bhati. Completely f**ked me. 61 00:03:28,255 --> 00:03:30,260 I put in so much effort into this Brazil project. 62 00:03:31,903 --> 00:03:33,404 Worked even on Sundays. 63 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,310 I made atleast a 1000 PPTs. 64 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:39,911 Must've made more than 5000 excel sheets. 65 00:03:42,575 --> 00:03:46,658 And when it came down to leading the team, instead of me, they sent someone else to Rio. 66 00:03:49,169 --> 00:03:50,169 Bhati, I will take revenge! 67 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:51,340 I will take revenge for sure! 68 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,406 I will even avenge them, Bhati. 69 00:03:54,437 --> 00:03:55,639 Once I get the funding 70 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,299 I'll make so much money Bhati... So much money 71 00:03:58,032 --> 00:03:59,032 I'll buy Mokart and... 72 00:04:00,461 --> 00:04:01,919 And sell it on OLX, f**king shit. 73 00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:06,988 But how, Bhati? 74 00:04:08,675 --> 00:04:10,363 How will I get the funding, Bhati? 75 00:04:11,559 --> 00:04:13,740 Everyone's luck isn't as good as your's. 76 00:04:14,056 --> 00:04:15,308 What are you? 77 00:04:17,552 --> 00:04:18,583 What do you mean, what am I? 78 00:04:19,064 --> 00:04:20,161 What are you? 79 00:04:20,313 --> 00:04:23,468 I am the Executive Regional Manager, Navin Bansal, Mokart.com 80 00:04:24,441 --> 00:04:25,904 No, what are YOU? 81 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,294 Executive regional manager... -You are a beer. 82 00:04:31,122 --> 00:04:31,197 What do you mean? 83 00:04:32,136 --> 00:04:33,841 You're beer, motherf**ker. 84 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:35,810 You're beer. 85 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:38,529 And this bottle here? This is your company 86 00:04:40,372 --> 00:04:43,021 You think, you'll get into the glass. 87 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:44,996 You will have fun. 88 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:45,865 Isn't it? 89 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:46,911 But look at this. 90 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:48,523 Can you see? 91 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:50,475 You actually don't want to leave the bottle. 92 00:04:51,698 --> 00:04:54,529 For the beer to get into the glass... It needs to leave the bottle first 93 00:04:59,597 --> 00:05:01,474 Once you're out of the bottle 94 00:05:01,888 --> 00:05:03,607 Then you can get into any glass you want. 95 00:05:04,228 --> 00:05:05,497 In this glass, if you want. 96 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:07,997 Or you can get into this glass 97 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:09,545 Even in this glass. -Its a wine glass. 98 00:05:10,618 --> 00:05:11,966 How the hell do YOU know that? 99 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:13,592 You are beer. 100 00:05:14,686 --> 00:05:15,138 Get it? 101 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:16,503 You can go wherever you want. 102 00:05:18,159 --> 00:05:18,810 Understand? 103 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,443 But it's quintissential you come out of the bottle, first. 104 00:05:22,414 --> 00:05:24,510 Once you are out, you could fill half the glass 105 00:05:26,731 --> 00:05:27,702 Or maybe you won't. 106 00:05:28,919 --> 00:05:30,030 But if you don't come out 107 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,710 Then you'll definitely not be able to fill it. Look here. 108 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,450 And its not your job to ask the questions. 109 00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:37,693 You're beer. 110 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:39,012 And your job is to flow. 111 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:41,021 You are beer. 112 00:05:42,273 --> 00:05:43,273 This is beer. 113 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:44,396 Not glass. 114 00:05:44,085 --> 00:05:45,467 Infact there is no glass. 115 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:49,558 But there is a glass on the table, Bhati. 116 00:05:51,075 --> 00:05:52,075 No glass. 117 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,273 I am a beer, Bhati. 118 00:05:59,016 --> 00:05:59,904 I am beer. 119 00:06:00,382 --> 00:06:02,161 And I'll get out of the bottle. 120 00:06:03,174 --> 00:06:04,174 I will get out of the bottle... 121 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:13,955 Will you have breakfast? 122 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:17,384 Yes 123 00:06:17,841 --> 00:06:17,925 What do you want to eat? 124 00:06:20,008 --> 00:06:20,921 Bread Omlett. 125 00:06:22,017 --> 00:06:23,200 We've no eggs left. 126 00:06:24,627 --> 00:06:24,716 Bread Jam. 127 00:06:25,639 --> 00:06:27,585 Which one, mixed fruit or mango? 128 00:06:28,811 --> 00:06:29,642 Mixed fruit. 129 00:06:29,855 --> 00:06:30,919 The mixed fruit one, got done with, last week itself! 130 00:06:31,636 --> 00:06:32,649 Mango then! 131 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:34,339 We didn't get any mango in the first place! 132 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:36,128 Just toast the bread for me. 133 00:06:36,749 --> 00:06:37,797 The toaster's been broken for such a long time, now! 134 00:06:38,277 --> 00:06:39,349 Dude, one cup tea will do. 135 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:41,934 But I already used all the milk for the curd! 136 00:06:42,954 --> 00:06:43,837 So what are you eating, then? 137 00:06:44,254 --> 00:06:44,867 Curd. 138 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:48,347 I don't want any breakfast today. I'll have directly skip to lunch! 139 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:48,844 What? 140 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:51,071 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 141 00:06:52,659 --> 00:06:54,667 Your 'battery' will start seeping. Your mom.... -Dude, please leave me alone. 142 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:02,707 What? -Bhati... You were right! 143 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:04,047 What? 144 00:07:04,519 --> 00:07:05,574 I'm beer, Bhati. 145 00:07:06,129 --> 00:07:07,621 And I will flow out of the bottle. 146 00:07:08,543 --> 00:07:09,637 I will resign. 147 00:07:11,566 --> 00:07:12,380 I will resign. 148 00:07:12,568 --> 00:07:13,931 This decision will change your life. 149 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,318 Come on, lets drink. 150 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:16,969 One beer for him. 151 00:07:17,435 --> 00:07:18,982 Bhati listen, Bhati. 152 00:07:20,049 --> 00:07:21,036 First listen to me 153 00:07:21,872 --> 00:07:23,260 This decision that you're taking now 154 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:25,147 Will change your future. 155 00:07:26,225 --> 00:07:27,229 You know what I mean. 156 00:07:27,711 --> 00:07:28,935 No!! No!! No!! You didn't get me. 157 00:07:29,064 --> 00:07:30,640 I will resign right now. 158 00:07:31,074 --> 00:07:32,261 I will call him right now. 159 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,344 -Have you gone mad? -I will resign right now, I don't give a F**K. 160 00:07:36,485 --> 00:07:38,656 -Listen to me. -I will call him right now. 161 00:07:38,681 --> 00:07:39,684 -Listen to me. 162 00:07:40,353 --> 00:07:41,441 Bhati, I am beer Bhati, let me flow. 163 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:43,750 Bro, don't flow so much! 164 00:07:44,434 --> 00:07:45,439 Listen to me, just listen. 165 00:07:46,286 --> 00:07:47,919 You have to serve the notice period. 166 00:07:48,188 --> 00:07:49,200 Do you think, I'm scared? 167 00:07:49,755 --> 00:07:50,810 Am I a coward? 168 00:07:51,085 --> 00:07:52,458 When did I say that... 169 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:53,567 I will show it to you. I will prove it to you. 170 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:57,973 I will show it to you, right now. -Navin. Listen, listen. This a very odd hour, right now. 171 00:07:58,075 --> 00:08:01,426 You think I can't get out of the bottle? I am a beer and I will flow... 172 00:08:03,052 --> 00:08:03,716 Rajat? 173 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,185 Rajat, I am so sorry that I am calling you this hour. 174 00:08:09,347 --> 00:08:11,028 There's something very important, I want to tell you! 175 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:15,146 Rajat you're an a**hole!!! 176 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:17,710 And your department 177 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,271 Infact your whole company, is an a**hole. 178 00:08:20,606 --> 00:08:23,974 So you and your company are fired from my life. 179 00:08:24,246 --> 00:08:25,614 Good night, Jai Hind. 180 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:27,241 And F**K you. 181 00:08:27,596 --> 00:08:28,271 F**K YOU!!! 182 00:08:34,086 --> 00:08:35,397 That's my drink!!! 183 00:08:36,203 --> 00:08:36,741 Sorry... 184 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:39,080 Really? Are you from IIM? 185 00:08:41,663 --> 00:08:43,286 Whose this? 186 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:14,577 Yaa Chatty, tell me 187 00:09:16,877 --> 00:09:19,551 But NasCom conclave's result where supposed to be out next week, weren't they? 188 00:09:20,004 --> 00:09:20,723 Akhil, who? 189 00:09:20,795 --> 00:09:21,740 Ohh the hostel 4 guy. 190 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:22,870 Is he in Nascom? 191 00:09:23,756 --> 00:09:24,255 OK. 192 00:09:24,923 --> 00:09:26,704 So..What did he say? 193 00:09:28,987 --> 00:09:30,229 You've got to be kidding me! 194 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,473 Are you sure? 195 00:09:32,868 --> 00:09:33,520 Confirmed? 196 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,232 My B-Plan is going to get selected? 197 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:38,419 F**K!!! 198 00:09:39,147 --> 00:09:40,286 What luck! 199 00:09:41,705 --> 00:09:42,482 Are you sure? 200 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:44,107 Thanks, thanks, thanks dude... 201 00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:45,970 Ok then, I'll tell the others as well 202 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,894 No, no.. Let it get official first. I'll update my status after! 203 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,099 OK. 204 00:09:50,537 --> 00:09:51,625 I'll talk to you in the evening, alright? 205 00:09:52,568 --> 00:09:53,433 Ok. Take care. Bye. 206 00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:55,482 Naveen. 207 00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,222 You are so irresponsible man. 208 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:00,669 This was lying behind your commode. 209 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,005 What do I do with it? 210 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,072 Now do one thing Mandal. 211 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:07,026 This? Throw it into the garbage! 212 00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:08,876 (TVF Pitchers Theme Song) 213 00:13:33,528 --> 00:13:35,761 He called me in the office and started yelling at me! 214 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,354 I said, "Sir, 215 00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:39,177 ..if you have so much problem with me sleeping.. 216 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:40,443 ..then tranfer me to HR department.. 217 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:43,220 They even get an extra bonus for sleeping, there" 218 00:13:50,052 --> 00:13:50,943 Jeetu bro! 219 00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:53,572 Jeetu bro! 220 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:54,931 Congrats... 221 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:56,213 Do you have an extra? 222 00:13:56,355 --> 00:13:57,080 No, it's the last one. 223 00:13:57,223 --> 00:13:58,536 No issue. Blow it on my face. 224 00:13:58,615 --> 00:13:59,513 Passive will also do! 225 00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:00,623 Congrats for what? 226 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,372 Now don't pretend! 227 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:04,412 You were amazing in the appraisal! 228 00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:05,708 By the way, did you watch last night's Nach Baliye?? 229 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,760 Chetan bhagat was awesome. He just.. 230 00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:09,009 How did you get to know about it? 231 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,521 Saw it last night. The 9pm show. 232 00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:13,388 And then again, the 11:30 repeat telecast. 233 00:14:13,515 --> 00:14:16,187 No, I mean about the appraisal. How do you know about that? 234 00:14:16,383 --> 00:14:17,391 Appraisal ? Ohh!!! 235 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,708 Joshi sir showed it to us. 236 00:14:19,888 --> 00:14:22,260 Even the 'Acheivement box' wasn't big enough. 237 00:14:22,537 --> 00:14:23,982 Though I didn't really get one thing! 238 00:14:24,271 --> 00:14:27,674 Why did you gave yourself 4 out of 5 in the self evaluation? 239 00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:29,786 I knew it! I should've given myself 3.5... 240 00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:30,575 3.5? 241 00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:32,122 You should've given yourself 5 out of 5. 242 00:14:32,295 --> 00:14:33,607 What more could you possibly do? 243 00:14:33,718 --> 00:14:35,724 No tell me, what more can you do? 244 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,001 Jeetu, can I tell you something? 245 00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:39,515 Whenever we get a code written by you 246 00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:41,381 We forward it, without even testing it 247 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,057 Why waste time, by running it? 248 00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:44,942 And Joshi sir keeps praising you always. 249 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:46,707 Oh, Divya from the marketing team? 250 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:47,373 It's her engagement today. 251 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:47,512 Will you come? 252 00:14:48,108 --> 00:14:49,075 What was Joshi sir saying? 253 00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:50,286 Joshi sir said, he will come! 254 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,134 Actually what happened was... 255 00:14:53,615 --> 00:14:55,620 No!!! No!! I meant what was Joshi sir saying about me? 256 00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:58,135 You said something... 257 00:14:58,642 --> 00:14:59,055 Ohh 258 00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:01,052 Not only Joshi sir, 259 00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:02,540 But the whole department says this. 260 00:15:02,849 --> 00:15:05,626 "Whether or not someone else does... you are defintely getting promoted" 261 00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:07,119 And there's no two ways about it. 262 00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,686 OK!!! I should be going, I have work to do. 263 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:09,725 Take a chewing gum. 264 00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:11,082 -No!!! No!! -Its mint flavoured. 265 00:15:11,115 --> 00:15:12,115 No, no.. You can have it. 266 00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:15,139 Ok!!! I will also leave after a couple of hours, I have to rest. 267 00:15:15,201 --> 00:15:16,205 Too much work to do... 268 00:15:16,839 --> 00:15:19,763 And remember the mithaee kachori for tommorow! 269 00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,806 And greetings to your wife. 270 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,203 Dude, did you see that guy? 271 00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:23,683 Amazing 272 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:24,162 Just a second... Pass me the cigarette 273 00:16:20,552 --> 00:16:23,849 Sir, the staff has requested the lunch time to be extended from 15 minutes to half an hour. 274 00:16:23,944 --> 00:16:24,583 Denied 275 00:16:24,646 --> 00:16:26,404 Let them stay hungry and stay foolish. Next. 276 00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:28,893 The laptops that were given to the TechSupport team are faulty. 277 00:16:28,982 --> 00:16:30,018 The batteries drain out in half an hour! 278 00:16:30,045 --> 00:16:31,732 Give them 10 of these and get them energized 279 00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:35,500 Sir, but they need to charge their laptops. not phones. 280 00:16:35,569 --> 00:16:39,716 Well then tell the f**king tech support to help tech support, in all the matters of tech support. Next. 281 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:40,857 Sir, marketing research report. 282 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,543 Don't give numbers, give me graphs and pie charts. 283 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:44,622 You!! 284 00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:46,575 Give me the graphs on this by tommorow. 285 00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:48,927 But I am from Legal. 286 00:16:58,097 --> 00:17:00,097 Objection Overruled. 287 00:17:01,631 --> 00:17:01,707 Next. 288 00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:04,667 Sir, all the new sales interns are waiting for their induction 289 00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:06,357 Assemble them in conference room. 290 00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,762 But sir, the AC in that room is not working. It's very hot in there. 291 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:11,074 Good, it's the first day they need to feel the heat. 292 00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:13,320 Sir, but what about your hair loss appointment? 293 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,290 Let's give a big round of applause for chacha. 294 00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:32,272 So, you guys are the company's future sales team. 295 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:35,083 And you guys will be dealing with the client directly. 296 00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:37,044 -Are you guys excited? -Yes sir. 297 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:38,974 OK!!! 298 00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:42,007 So guys, let me tell you. 299 00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:45,008 Impressing your client is like impressing a girl, 300 00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:47,372 that every man in the town is after. 301 00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:50,872 And this girl, doesn't even want to meet you. 302 00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:53,106 Doesn't want to pick up your calls. 303 00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:55,016 Infact, she doesn't even know you. 304 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,055 She f**king hates you. 305 00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:00,079 Now, what will you do to impress such a girl? 306 00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:02,485 Sir, I will threaten to slit my wrists, sir. 307 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:07,173 Yeah, maybe, as a last resort to meet the targets. 308 00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:09,775 But, what will you begin with? 309 00:18:10,764 --> 00:18:12,299 You will never give up!!! 310 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,120 You will never quit!!! 311 00:18:14,899 --> 00:18:17,633 You have to treat your client, like your girlfriend. 312 00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:17,984 Show them your loyalty. 313 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,091 Take them out for coffee. 314 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,177 Call them thrice a day. 315 00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:22,372 Remember their birthdays. 316 00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:25,203 In fact, fantasize about your client every night. 317 00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:28,023 I do sir. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. 318 00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,209 OK!!! Excellent. 319 00:18:32,818 --> 00:18:33,607 Anyways.. 320 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,585 Guys remember. 321 00:18:35,654 --> 00:18:36,656 Whatever happens.. 322 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,990 Whatever the situation may be. 323 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,146 Just like me... 324 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,422 You should never quit. 325 00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:44,954 Can I hear that aloud? You should... -never quit. 326 00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:46,133 You should... -never quit. 327 00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:47,783 You should... -never quit. 328 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,098 You should... -never quit 329 00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:51,154 You should... -never quit 330 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,011 You should... -never quit 331 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,434 You should... -never quit 332 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:55,689 Guys!!! 333 00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:58,308 I quit!!! 334 00:19:12,327 --> 00:19:13,327 You should... 335 00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:19,550 But the news is confirmed, isn't it? 336 00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:22,673 Yaa, Akhil works at NasCom itself. He was in hostel 4 337 00:19:23,176 --> 00:19:25,240 Hostel 4 guys are very nice. Very helpful. 338 00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:27,823 Last year, when I slapped Ruchi's father 339 00:19:28,058 --> 00:19:30,073 Hostel 4's G.sec bailed me out. 340 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:32,636 No, no. I bought it already. 341 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,089 I've bought babycorn as well. 342 00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:35,182 Hey Jitu. 343 00:19:35,349 --> 00:19:36,349 yaa, yaa... 344 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:38,820 No, I still didn't get any gooseberry. 345 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,200 Yaa, I will look for them... 346 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,361 I'll be home in an hour. OK? 347 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:45,230 OK!!! OK!!! 348 00:19:45,922 --> 00:19:46,922 OK!!! OK!!! 349 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:51,331 Dude, vegetables are SO expensive!!! 350 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:53,700 Do you know how much babycorn costs? 351 00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:55,781 100 gram for 100 Rupees. 1000 per KG. 352 00:19:56,888 --> 00:20:00,513 We need money in life, dude! What do people keep going on about, real estate being expensive in Bombay? 353 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,490 Jitu I quit the job. -Don't eat the apple dude. They put a sticker of 30 on it but sell it for 50... 354 00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:05,078 What did you leave? What are you saying? 355 00:20:05,796 --> 00:20:07,279 I quit my job, last night. 356 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:10,318 Why? 357 00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:11,202 -And Brazil? 358 00:20:11,904 --> 00:20:13,376 -They are sending someone else. 359 00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:15,576 What now? 360 00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:17,484 New job? What? 361 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,460 No dude, our idea is going to get selected in the conclave. 362 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:22,219 Now let's just begin with the start-up 363 00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,340 We've only been talking about it since 3rd year. -Naveen we've already discussed this. 364 00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:25,493 What did we discuss? 365 00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:27,814 That by the time you come back from Brazil, after a 366 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,455 year and a half, Yogi will make some contacts here. 367 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,172 But that we can do... -And even I have to settle down with Somya. 368 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,281 Guys try to understand, I can't leave my job right now. 369 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:37,119 There's finally something good happening for me in the company 370 00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,507 People are realizing my potential. 371 00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:40,301 I’m a valuable employee to the company. 372 00:20:41,553 --> 00:20:43,470 Won't be able to leave the job. - Listen to me. 373 00:20:43,854 --> 00:20:45,886 A new Silicon Valley is being upstaged at Hiranandani here! 374 00:20:46,404 --> 00:20:48,406 And you're still writing codes on Python. 375 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,812 This the the opportunity. This is the time. We should start now. 376 00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:54,594 And don't worry at all dude. 377 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:59,093 Once we get the funding, we'll ensure, you get your salary even if we work for free. 378 00:20:59,038 --> 00:21:00,824 Jitu, all the core work is tech related. 379 00:21:01,248 --> 00:21:03,181 How will we manage without you? 380 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,172 All he's trying to say is, if we want to be the 'stud' enterpreneurs, 381 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:09,427 and want our company to be as big as Apple... 382 00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:10,865 Then he needs to be Steve Jobs 383 00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:12,286 You need to be Steve Wozniak 384 00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:13,719 and I need to be a Sean Parker. 385 00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:15,705 Sean Parker's from Facebook. 386 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:17,957 Yaa, we'll leave our jobs and become entrepreneurs. 387 00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:18,894 Can you even spell entrepreneurship? 388 00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:19,921 E 389 00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:20,659 N 390 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:22,036 T 391 00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:27,928 To be an entrepreneur, you don't need the spelling but the spirit. 392 00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:31,397 Naveen, its now that finally something good's happening in my life! 393 00:21:31,397 --> 00:21:32,424 I've got an appraisal with such difficulty! 394 00:21:33,004 --> 00:21:34,589 I got scored 5 out of 5 in my evaluation! 395 00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:38,712 Thats what I am saying, 5 is the limit of your job. What after then? You won't score anything above 5. 396 00:21:39,411 --> 00:21:41,609 Do you want to get through life, only scoring 5 out of 5? 397 00:21:43,856 --> 00:21:45,645 Listen, I will explain it to you... 398 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,323 What are you? 399 00:21:51,089 --> 00:21:52,211 What are you? 400 00:21:52,836 --> 00:21:55,349 What am I? I am Jitu, married and what else? 401 00:21:55,418 --> 00:21:57,142 No!!No!!1 What ARE you? 402 00:21:57,554 --> 00:21:57,630 What are you? 403 00:21:58,391 --> 00:22:00,980 Are you out of your mind , Naveen? 404 00:22:03,096 --> 00:22:04,234 You're Coffee. 405 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:05,904 -What? 406 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,204 You're coffee, Motherf**ker. 407 00:22:08,904 --> 00:22:09,943 You are coffee... 408 00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:12,191 And this cup is your company. 409 00:22:13,014 --> 00:22:15,012 Now you think you'lll have fun getting into the glass... 410 00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:17,044 But you don't want to leave the cup. 411 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,039 Now if you want to flow into the glass, you have to get out of the cup first. 412 00:22:21,099 --> 00:22:22,377 Easy. Easy. 413 00:22:22,521 --> 00:22:24,185 What do you want to say exactly? 414 00:22:24,953 --> 00:22:28,527 All I'm saying is, once you're out, you can go into this glass... 415 00:22:29,738 --> 00:22:31,465 You can get into this glass. 416 00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,619 Or this... 417 00:22:33,574 --> 00:22:35,312 Now you might think, "This is a sugar bowl, 418 00:22:35,448 --> 00:22:37,120 but I am coffee. How can I get inside this?" 419 00:22:37,464 --> 00:22:38,505 Won't you? 420 00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:41,944 But how do YOU know? You're coffee... 421 00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:43,726 Dude, what are doing? 422 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:45,777 Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry... 423 00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:47,990 What are you doing dude? My phone... 424 00:22:49,972 --> 00:22:51,729 It happened so well, with a beer! 425 00:22:55,976 --> 00:22:56,988 So, what I was trying to say is... 426 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,579 Whatever you want to say, tell it to someone else 427 00:22:58,637 --> 00:22:59,668 You've left your job and let go 428 00:22:59,918 --> 00:23:01,540 What do you think, you're Steve Jobs? 429 00:23:01,064 --> 00:23:04,150 What I was trying to say is... -First, figure it out for yourself, what you want to do... 430 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,368 We'll then sit and talk it down 431 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,711 But where are you going? 432 00:23:07,818 --> 00:23:09,683 To buy gooseberry! 433 00:23:15,347 --> 00:23:16,353 I understood... 434 00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:19,350 Yeah. 435 00:23:33,341 --> 00:23:35,138 The f**ker called me the other day and said, 436 00:23:35,224 --> 00:23:36,856 "Why do keep joking about the H.R. team? 437 00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:38,994 Do you know how much talent it takes, to be an H.R. manager?" 438 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:39,854 I said, "Sir, 439 00:23:40,763 --> 00:23:42,154 To sleep for 22 hours a day... 440 00:23:42,161 --> 00:23:43,552 definitely takes a lot of talent!" 441 00:23:45,622 --> 00:23:45,715 Your fly's open! 442 00:23:46,577 --> 00:23:47,958 He took the bait! 443 00:23:54,813 --> 00:23:55,813 Jeetu bro! 444 00:23:56,376 --> 00:23:57,376 Jeetu bro! 445 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,821 Congratulations! Congratulations! 446 00:24:01,555 --> 00:24:04,740 I was so glad, I took a selfie with a printout. 447 00:24:04,865 --> 00:24:05,873 Kudos! 448 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:06,271 So... 449 00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,558 Mr. Jitendra Maheshwari! 450 00:24:09,202 --> 00:24:10,269 Mr. Senior Developer! 451 00:24:10,301 --> 00:24:11,674 Won't you offer me a cigarette? 452 00:24:11,794 --> 00:24:12,815 But this one's almost done... 453 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,514 Just give me whatever's left of it. 454 00:24:18,322 --> 00:24:20,018 Tomorrow onwards, I won't be able to even see you! 455 00:24:20,354 --> 00:24:20,417 A big position! 456 00:24:21,048 --> 00:24:22,507 A big salary! The works! 457 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,416 Did you tell your wife about it? 458 00:24:24,537 --> 00:24:25,889 Not yet. I'll tell her once I get home! 459 00:24:26,001 --> 00:24:26,407 Ahaan! 460 00:24:26,575 --> 00:24:28,732 Someone's gonna get lucky tonight!!! 461 00:24:30,005 --> 00:24:30,482 Jeetu bro... 462 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:31,506 Can I tell you something? 463 00:24:31,528 --> 00:24:32,419 Amazing job! 464 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,375 Your life's now absolutely set! 465 00:24:34,685 --> 00:24:36,070 Within the next 5 years, you'll be 466 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:36,804 Principal Developer 467 00:24:37,139 --> 00:24:37,874 Then within the next 10 years 468 00:24:37,913 --> 00:24:38,538 Associate Divsion Head 469 00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:42,008 And 15 years down, I'm sure, you'd have replaced Joshi Sir! 470 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:43,995 Joshi Sir!!! 471 00:24:45,147 --> 00:24:46,819 I was just praising you! 472 00:24:46,941 --> 00:24:47,941 No, genuinely! 473 00:24:49,063 --> 00:24:50,088 Joshi Sir. 474 00:25:01,317 --> 00:25:02,411 Will you have a chewing gum? 475 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:05,442 Chewing gum? 476 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,179 No. I've to go back. I've work to do. 477 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:09,926 I brought the 'Advance mint' flavoured ones, especially for you. 478 00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:12,991 Mint or advance mint. I just told you, I don't want any! 479 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:14,639 I'll take a leave. I've work to do! 480 00:25:14,809 --> 00:25:17,595 Alright then. Anyway, new work starts today for you! 481 00:25:17,677 --> 00:25:19,685 Let's meet at Pandeji's stall in the evening for some mithaee kachori. 482 00:25:20,551 --> 00:25:20,996 6 PM! 483 00:25:21,231 --> 00:25:22,677 Ok!!! I'll let you know... 484 00:25:22,865 --> 00:25:25,036 Don't think about it! It's final, OK? 485 00:25:25,676 --> 00:25:26,168 What's up? 486 00:26:45,409 --> 00:26:50,207 I just got back, these PR guys really suck the life out of you! 487 00:26:50,715 --> 00:26:51,708 Rajat, can I come in? 488 00:26:53,998 --> 00:26:55,740 How would I know, it'll take till 7? 489 00:26:56,373 --> 00:26:56,436 Rajesh! 490 00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:00,590 OK.. I'll... I'll be there, I'll be there. Just give me a couple of minutes. 491 00:27:01,256 --> 00:27:01,988 OK? 492 00:27:03,006 --> 00:27:03,632 Bye. 493 00:27:10,224 --> 00:27:11,224 So, Naveen. 494 00:27:12,091 --> 00:27:13,810 How many drink did you have that night? 495 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,263 I am really sorry, Rajat. 496 00:27:17,318 --> 00:27:19,581 I'm... I'm really embarassed about it. 497 00:27:19,678 --> 00:27:20,949 For whatever happened. 498 00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:25,388 After Brazil project, I was really upset, so I got drunk and I... 499 00:27:26,169 --> 00:27:28,715 But anyway I think leaving the job was the right decision. 500 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:31,378 But I sincererly apologize for the things that I said. 501 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,824 Obviously I didn't mean any of that. 502 00:27:32,957 --> 00:27:34,629 It's OK!!! It happens... 503 00:27:34,911 --> 00:27:36,954 We've been working together for three years now. It's OK!!! 504 00:27:37,042 --> 00:27:38,125 Don't stress more. Chill 505 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,007 Thank you. 506 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,552 I brought my resignation. 507 00:27:41,669 --> 00:27:42,344 I just thought... 508 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:43,684 Officialy, I would... 509 00:27:45,328 --> 00:27:46,565 What next, then? 510 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:48,187 Just that. Want to do a start-up, Rajat. 511 00:27:48,349 --> 00:27:51,535 Our B-Plan is in the final round of the NasCom Conclave 512 00:27:51,685 --> 00:27:54,841 Infact, there's a 99% chance, that it's going to... get selected 513 00:27:54,971 --> 00:27:56,224 So I am just keeping my fingers crossed. 514 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,255 Wow! Full time start-up, then! 515 00:27:58,279 --> 00:27:58,951 Wow 516 00:28:00,033 --> 00:28:01,911 Then you may have thought about the... 517 00:28:02,322 --> 00:28:04,851 The liquidity preferences of the Angel Investors. 518 00:28:04,994 --> 00:28:05,601 Yeah? 519 00:28:05,924 --> 00:28:08,447 You must've also thought about the ESOP pool allocation? 520 00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:08,672 Right? 521 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:12,324 No. Not exactly!!! 522 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:15,061 But I am sure with time we will get into it. 523 00:28:16,053 --> 00:28:18,118 You know Rahul Sharma was my batchmate in college. 524 00:28:19,395 --> 00:28:20,274 Rahul Sharma!!! 525 00:28:20,731 --> 00:28:22,449 The co-founder of Micromax. 526 00:28:22,527 --> 00:28:24,688 Ohh, of course! I've read a lot, about him. Really? 527 00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:27,310 Of course! Of course! You're the entrepreneur. 528 00:28:28,638 --> 00:28:30,740 He'd started exactly like this... With a start-up 529 00:28:30,095 --> 00:28:31,344 Look where he is today! 530 00:28:32,022 --> 00:28:33,957 Last year his company was valued at... 531 00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:35,322 ...more then a billion dollars. 532 00:28:35,361 --> 00:28:36,368 Billion dollars, I know, I know. 533 00:28:37,535 --> 00:28:38,596 Have you heard about Harshit Kothari? 534 00:28:39,513 --> 00:28:41,180 He too, was my batchmate. 535 00:28:42,271 --> 00:28:43,271 Harshit? 536 00:28:43,858 --> 00:28:44,322 No? 537 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:44,865 No... 538 00:28:45,164 --> 00:28:49,065 Anyway, even he began with the start-up like this 539 00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:51,046 What was it's name again... 540 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:52,147 Anyway! 541 00:28:53,059 --> 00:28:56,411 Unfortunately... It was a good idea, but it didn't do so well. 542 00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:57,775 He had to return... 543 00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:59,921 To his job, in a couple of years. 544 00:29:00,937 --> 00:29:02,530 There were many more, in my batch... 545 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:05,347 Manoj Agarwal... His brother, Vishal Agarwal 546 00:29:05,565 --> 00:29:07,557 Saurabh Vahi, R.K. Paee... 547 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,910 Krishnamurthy 548 00:29:09,838 --> 00:29:11,591 Have you heard about them all? 549 00:29:12,456 --> 00:29:13,312 Saurabh Vahi... 550 00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:16,822 I don't think so. 551 00:29:17,136 --> 00:29:19,205 Of course. You're in the big league now! 552 00:29:19,308 --> 00:29:21,879 You're going to win a prestigious competition! 553 00:29:22,621 --> 00:29:24,482 Is this competition held every year? 554 00:29:24,706 --> 00:29:27,181 Yeah, it's been happening for the last 7-8 years now. 555 00:29:27,412 --> 00:29:29,419 Wow! 7-8 years! 556 00:29:30,013 --> 00:29:33,668 So how many of the previous winners have made it big? 557 00:29:35,151 --> 00:29:36,418 Previous winners!!! 558 00:29:39,065 --> 00:29:42,127 I don't know actually. 559 00:29:43,529 --> 00:29:47,391 Whenever graduates of this country, get bored by their 9 to 5 jobs... 560 00:29:47,607 --> 00:29:51,330 So, to get out, they come up with only three options for themselves. 561 00:29:52,404 --> 00:29:53,193 MBA 562 00:29:53,843 --> 00:29:54,685 IAS 563 00:29:55,788 --> 00:29:57,152 or Start-Up. 564 00:29:58,482 --> 00:30:00,039 Go out and take a look, Naveen. 565 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,381 There are start-up founders sitting in 2 out of 3 cabins, out there. 566 00:30:05,032 --> 00:30:05,776 Naveen... 567 00:30:06,398 --> 00:30:09,356 Do you really think your idea is one in a million? 568 00:30:12,404 --> 00:30:12,967 Look! 569 00:30:13,193 --> 00:30:14,810 You think this is your passion... 570 00:30:14,092 --> 00:30:16,194 And that is why, you're leaving this job. 571 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,424 But, this is not your passion, Naveen. 572 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,315 If this was your passion, then you would've left this job... 573 00:30:22,412 --> 00:30:23,217 A long time back. 574 00:30:23,342 --> 00:30:27,218 You wouldn't have waited for being rejected from the Brazil project. 575 00:30:27,074 --> 00:30:27,668 No... 576 00:30:28,638 --> 00:30:29,844 No...I don't 577 00:30:31,304 --> 00:30:32,304 I think.... 578 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,166 Beijing. 579 00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:42,554 We're beginning our expansion there, 6 months ahead of schedule. 580 00:30:42,588 --> 00:30:44,520 Apointment within a week. 581 00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,591 We need someone smart over there... 582 00:30:46,408 --> 00:30:47,185 Like you. 583 00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:51,997 You have to leave for your... Visa appointment, in Delhi in... 584 00:30:52,287 --> 00:30:54,073 The next 20 mins. 585 00:30:59,012 --> 00:31:00,755 That night when you called me. 586 00:31:00,888 --> 00:31:01,891 You did not make a choice. 587 00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:04,808 You were simply reacting to a rejection. 588 00:31:05,092 --> 00:31:07,334 Now is the real choice. 589 00:31:10,137 --> 00:31:11,919 Think about it, Naveen. 590 00:31:12,575 --> 00:31:16,371 One in hand is obviously better than one not-so-sure in the bush. 591 00:31:16,388 --> 00:31:17,127 No? 592 00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:51,249 Yes, Naveen. 593 00:31:53,773 --> 00:31:55,325 In my bathroom. 594 00:31:55,452 --> 00:31:58,098 How will I use your bathroom, after you've asked me not to? 595 00:32:00,315 --> 00:32:01,657 Yeah, tell me? 596 00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:08,970 How strange is this? 597 00:32:09,009 --> 00:32:11,493 Naveen didn't get promoted, so he quit his job. 598 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,317 And now you're thinking of quitting, after you've been promoted. 599 00:32:15,555 --> 00:32:17,062 Human brain is a mystery, bud. 600 00:32:17,241 --> 00:32:18,435 -You wanna order something? 601 00:32:18,529 --> 00:32:20,062 What do you want to order? 602 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,208 Let's do chilly babycorn. 603 00:32:22,038 --> 00:32:23,631 "Rs. 1000 per Kg!" 604 00:32:24,373 --> 00:32:26,542 People planning to quit their job, don't eat babycorn! 605 00:32:26,056 --> 00:32:27,962 Dude, I was told there's going to be an influx of money, ok? 606 00:32:28,498 --> 00:32:30,670 I'm going to get a salary and hence, I'm ordering babycorn! 607 00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:33,044 -Let's order something for Naveen too. 608 00:32:33,006 --> 00:32:34,084 Yeah, he must be on his way. 609 00:32:34,483 --> 00:32:36,227 Naveen's not going to be able to make it. 610 00:32:36,303 --> 00:32:37,288 -Mandal? 611 00:32:37,552 --> 00:32:39,430 Where is he? 612 00:32:39,654 --> 00:32:40,927 Actually... 613 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,543 He's the one who requested me to come here. 614 00:32:47,185 --> 00:32:47,977 He... 615 00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:49,773 ... had to leave urgently. 616 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,397 But where? 617 00:32:52,843 --> 00:32:54,532 Airport please. 618 00:33:02,863 --> 00:33:05,208 It was a very tough decision for him. 619 00:33:05,324 --> 00:33:06,739 He was very sad. 620 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:06,780 He waas even crying. 621 00:33:07,615 --> 00:33:09,249 Are you serious? He was crying? 622 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,464 I mean, you can't really tell on the phone, can you? 623 00:33:12,215 --> 00:33:13,324 But his voice... 624 00:33:13,442 --> 00:33:14,485 ... sounded heavy. 625 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,880 But why didn't he call us? 626 00:33:17,271 --> 00:33:20,154 He was in a hurry. So called up his best friend. 627 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:23,162 He must be feeling really bad about facing you guys. 628 00:33:23,508 --> 00:33:25,510 He must be feeling very guilty. 629 00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:28,271 Could you please drive a little faster? 630 00:33:28,286 --> 00:33:30,050 Or else, I'm going to miss my flight! 631 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:32,544 Sir, you see how there's so much traffic here! 632 00:33:32,672 --> 00:33:34,368 There's this one other way via Chandivali 633 00:33:34,688 --> 00:33:34,763 Should we try that? 634 00:33:35,602 --> 00:33:37,240 Will it get us to the airport on time? 635 00:33:37,325 --> 00:33:38,719 There won't be any traffic there? 636 00:33:39,006 --> 00:33:41,349 We can find that out, only once, we take that road. 637 00:33:41,489 --> 00:33:43,092 But if we stay stuck here, in this traffic... 638 00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,091 Then you'll definitely miss your flight! 639 00:33:51,489 --> 00:33:53,575 Alright then, let's try that one, then. 640 00:34:47,144 --> 00:34:48,245 He's not answering his phone. 641 00:34:48,381 --> 00:34:49,442 He won't. 642 00:34:49,765 --> 00:34:51,483 He must've even checked in, by now. 643 00:34:51,732 --> 00:34:54,525 You can talk to him, when he gets back from Delhi, day after. 644 00:34:55,497 --> 00:34:56,533 Come on, cheer up guys! 645 00:34:57,342 --> 00:34:58,911 Trust me. He loves you. 646 00:34:59,029 --> 00:35:01,391 He always spoke to me about the two of you. 647 00:35:03,286 --> 00:35:05,491 Excuse me! Our pitcher? 648 00:35:06,122 --> 00:35:07,166 Drink guys! 649 00:35:35,772 --> 00:35:38,454 Yogi, you've quit your job. Isn't that going to be a problem now? 650 00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:39,902 I'll go back tommorow. 651 00:35:40,006 --> 00:35:41,982 I'll tell them, I went through some hormonal problem! 652 00:35:42,053 --> 00:35:43,518 I have done this before. 653 00:35:43,857 --> 00:35:45,895 What about your phone? It got spilled on, with coffee, didn't it? 654 00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,808 Forget the phone. He burned my leg. 655 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,143 It's become all red! 656 00:35:49,466 --> 00:35:51,568 Have to keep applying burnol, without letting Soumya know about it! 657 00:35:51,615 --> 00:35:53,677 Let me explain it to you, with beer today. 658 00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:55,762 It won't burn, even if it spills. 659 00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:57,372 You're back!!! 660 00:35:57,607 --> 00:35:59,074 I knew it, you'd come! 661 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,534 This motherf**ker's been talking as if you've died! 662 00:36:02,419 --> 00:36:03,440 You missed your flight? 663 00:36:03,731 --> 00:36:05,220 Didn't miss it. Left it! 664 00:36:05,786 --> 00:36:07,504 Why? Aren't there any bars at the airport? 665 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:09,294 You think I let go off Beijing for beer? 666 00:36:09,451 --> 00:36:10,583 I came back for the start-up. 667 00:36:10,716 --> 00:36:12,182 Don't worry. Sit down. 668 00:36:12,684 --> 00:36:14,128 Waiter, one more glass please. 669 00:36:14,195 --> 00:36:16,086 What'd happened Naveen? 670 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:19,860 Rajat asked me if I was sure, that our idea is "one in a million"? 671 00:36:20,227 --> 00:36:21,913 It's just that, I wasn't sure. 672 00:36:22,107 --> 00:36:23,682 So you're sure, now? 673 00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:28,115 No, not sure even now. 674 00:36:28,864 --> 00:36:33,023 But then I thought, if we quit our jobs and try, we might succeed, or we might not. 675 00:36:33,372 --> 00:36:36,254 But if we don't try, then we'll definitely not succeed. 676 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,241 So basically, the moral of the story is... 677 00:36:41,474 --> 00:36:42,433 We're all beers, motherf**kers! 678 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:44,430 OK, time to safeguard your phones! 679 00:36:45,443 --> 00:36:46,887 Lets bottoms up first. 680 00:36:46,953 --> 00:36:48,214 But I don't have a glass, Yogi! 681 00:36:48,027 --> 00:36:49,519 -Take this one. -And what about you? 682 00:36:49,796 --> 00:36:51,463 I'll drink from the pitcher! 683 00:36:52,328 --> 00:36:53,806 Cheers! Cheers! 684 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:00,161 Give me a second guys. 685 00:37:00,866 --> 00:37:03,139 - So you're quitting your job tomorow? 686 00:37:03,294 --> 00:37:04,036 Yes Chatty, tell me? 687 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:07,114 Not really tomorrow, becasue I still have to discuss it with Soumya! 688 00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:09,222 Why would you get married, dude? 689 00:37:09,388 --> 00:37:12,063 It's not cumpolsory, to get arrange married, for sex? 690 00:37:12,074 --> 00:37:13,122 Yogi, it's not really for sex 691 00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:16,393 Soumya's also a very good person! 692 00:37:23,381 --> 00:37:24,348 What happened? 693 00:37:25,271 --> 00:37:26,646 Chatty just called. 694 00:37:27,154 --> 00:37:29,055 Akhil gave us the wrong information! 695 00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:31,812 Our name's not on the winner's list! 696 00:37:31,094 --> 00:37:32,442 I knew it! 697 00:37:33,046 --> 00:37:35,557 Hostel 4 guys are the biggest douchebags!!! 698 00:37:36,649 --> 00:37:38,375 Motherf**kers ate bread savouries all night long 699 00:37:38,399 --> 00:37:39,828 And then added their bills to my canteen account! 700 00:37:41,618 --> 00:37:42,587 I hate hostel 4 guys. 701 00:37:42,602 --> 00:37:42,684 But wait... 702 00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:48,381 What about my salary now? 50487

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