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'Work It' by Missy Elliott

Previously on Love Island...

# Is it worth it? Let me work it... #

Seems like it's open season on everyone.

One girl's grafting...

I want to rip the bikini off. Do you know what I mean?

Pull it off with my teeth. You little minx.

I've never dated an Irish guy before.

They're the best. We'll see.

I think you've got a good vibe. # Work it. #

I just get tastier and tastier. SHE LAUGHS

# Is it worth it? Let me work it... #

..saw another girl sent home.

Your 24 hours are up.

Boys, if you feel you have a stronger connection with Shakira,

then, please stand up.

I would like to couple up with...

Harry.

Tonight...

Yeah, you're giving me the ick. You're giving me the ick. Good.

As some doors slam shut...

Can't wait to share a bed tonight

..others... CHEERING

It's just made me put my guard up a little bit.

It's gonna be OK. I don't think it's that serious.

..open.

I feel like you thought I was going to kiss you.

# When I need you the most

# I need you the most When you don't wanna... #

Sophie's dumped, and Harry's with Shakira.

But spare a thought for the other girls whose lads fancied Shakira.

Helena's gonna be feeling a little blue in bed tonight.

While Alima definitely won't be feeling a little Blu

in bed tonight - naughty little Blu!

SHE SIGHS How do you feel, love?

You've gone through a lot. That was just bonkers.

Did you know who you were gonna pick, at all? Mm-mm.

I wasn't at all expecting Blu to stand up. Really? No.

How are you meant to make a decision after a day,

and then send someone home at the same time?

Do feel all right, though, like? I know, obviously,

it's tough she's gone now, but do you feel happy

about your decision? Do you think you made the right decision?

I just, like... I weren't expecting that.

Like, I'd not made up my mind.

Because I didn't think I was picking.

Like, I was just open to get to know them all.

SHE SIGHS Bonkers.

How do you feel now you've been picked, then?

Yeah, how are you feeling?

I'm excited to stay in bed with her tonight. Yeah.

Are you? As you should. Yeah.

I generally thought she was going Conor,

and I bet he thought the same.

Boys, it's your turn. Our turn to do what?

Just saying. Well, or what?

Now I think you're not gonna be safe.

Well, are you saying that to me in particular, or...? I said "boys"!

I think she's saying... She's saying overall.

No, she didn't mean, like, you. She just means all the boys.

Everything's about him. No-one said that.

You just said. Oh, my God.

Brilliant atmosphere

TONI SIGHS

I'm gonna see what they're saying.

How has his head fallen off with that, though? I don't get it.

He's actually dead mad. All you said...

All you said was, "It was all about you," or something.

There is nothing more attractive than a man

who will stand up and be counted.

And there's nothing less attractive than a man who will stand up

and try to cop off with another girl

while you're sat on the sofa next to him.

Yeah, I just want to see how you're feeling, like.

Cos obviously, that's a mad thing for you to, like,

be that close to going home,

and obviously, I feel bad about it, as well.

Don't feel bad about it

because everyone's gonna be put in that position at some point.

And there's no point, if you have a better connection

with somebody else, not going for it.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

I think I probably just went about it in the wrong way, though,

because, like, you could have maybe went home because of that.

So that's why I kind of feel bad.

But if you would still be open to talk, like, I'd definitely...

Yeah, definitely. So, you know I hate blondes, yeah?

Yeah. THEY LAUGH

Good start

Three guys standing up for you, huh? Was that nice?

Mm, I bet your ego's through the roof.

I wouldn't say that. I just felt... I felt...

I did feel quite confident, though, when you were stood up there.

Cos you looked at me a couple times.

But it's such a weird feeling, though.

Like, I was so happy when you said my name,

and then, like, straightaway, I was like...

"Shit, Sophie." "..Fuck, Sophie's going home." Yeah.

But I had to do it, like...

Like, I definitely feel like I made the right choice. And... You...

I think you made the right... I think you made the right choice.

But it was... It was tough.

How's Tom? What's going on? I just... Everyone...

I'm just not feeling it at all. That's OK.

Exactly. Mm.

I don't think youse are compatible at all. No, we're not.

Definitely not. Not at all.

It's hard, cos obviously I want to respect Harry's and her,

them being a couple.

Obviously, Harry's one of my boys, innit? Mm.

But she had the pick of three boys, right? Mm.

OK, her and Harry get along. Mm.

I don't think, long-term, realistically. Mm.

That's just the way I see it. I don't think that he's her type.

I think you're way better suited to Shakira than Harry.

Do you think? And I think she will fancy you a lot more.

I think everyone thought you were gonna pick, Conor.

I... could have picked Conor. Yeah, you could have.

I don't really... get nervous when I speak to Conor.

You get a bit nervous, do you, when you speak to me?

Just a little bit, just a little bit.

Just a little bit? Don't get nervous.

HE CHUCKLES

You make a good cup of tea. Yeah, a naughty cup of tea.

Come on, then. Sugar? Yeah. Yeah?

How much? THEY LAUGH

What?

Don't. I think you wanted to... kiss me then,

but I don't think we should. Yeah, too soon.

SHE LAUGHS Too soon.

Come on. Let's go and have a cup of tea, geez.

Listen, I'm buzzing to be coupled up with Shakira now,

I think she's the girl for me in here, at the moment.

What do you think with Shakira and me?

What's your opinion? I think there's still something there.

- Are you chatting about me? - No.

She loves it. She actually...

The thing is, I'd be the same. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying, like... She knows how to say no.

No, no, it's exciting with me and her.

That's what I like about her, though. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

She is quite cheeky, as well, so... Yeah.

I can't fake how I feel with my feelings.

If I feel a certain way, it's gonna come across that way.

I can't beat around the bush or anything.

So with me and Toni, for me, there's just nothing there.

There's no substance to it.

And there's obviously other options I'd rather explore in the villa.

That was a bit much. I'm tired.

I don't appreciate comments like that, at this time.

I don't know what she said that was really offensive.

She said, "Not everything is about you."

Is it the time and place to be making jokes like that?

After what's just happened?

I don't think she meant it in that way. I just got the ick.

Everything she's doing's just pissing me off. Mm.

SHE SCOFFS No, it is.

What's going on? What have we missed?

I just got the ick. Just got the ick with Toni.

Why? At the end of the day, if you're not feeling something,

you ain't gonna pursue it. I'm... I can't physically...

I'm not someone that can fake how I feel.

If I'm not feeling something, I'm not feeling it. Yeah.

I'm not someone that can just fake it.

If I feel something I'll say it. Yeah, get that. Yeah.

But you don't need to be, like... No, no, no.

What it is, though, I'm stuck with a girl I don't wanna be with...

long. It's a long day. But it's fine.

Tomorrow's a new day.

What you making over here? Turkey sandwiches?

And chocolate bars? You need to speak to Ben.

He was in the kitchen, like, talking, in a group. Saying?

And he was, like, "Nah, that's given me the ick." Da-da-da.

Saying he's not feeling it, and... I think we're both on that page.

Yeah, I know, but has he spoke to you about it? No.

That's what I mean.

Well, Shakira kinda made it clear to me

that he was talking about me behind my back,

saying that I gave him the ick.

So, I think that the vibes between me and Ben

were definitely off today.

Hi. Ben, can I talk to you? Yeah. Of course.

OK, let's go over... Let's go fire pit.

HE SIGHS What's the matter?

We're not on the same page here. No, we're not.

Beefing for no reason. No, I'm not even beefing.

Right, go on, we'll talk. Let's have a little...

We'll sit over there. Let's go have a chat.

They're gonna beef now. Who?

Toni and Ben.

Cos I told her that he said that she give him the ick.

I don't wanna hear... from other people that you said

I'm giving you the ick. Yeah.

Say it to me. Yeah, you're giving me the ick.

You're giving me the ick. Oh, good

Why have I given you the ick?

I feel like you're just saying that cos I said that.

No, I think you've been, like, overreacting

to things that I've said. No.

No, I'm not overreacting, I just need to, I don't know...

I don't really know what to say.

I'm just... waiting for that connection.

Aren't we all? Yeah.

I don't feel like me and you have got a spark, if I'm being honest.

OK. This is me being honest, but I know

when I go out with someone, like, I feel it straightaway.

But, yeah, I don't feel like me and you have got it.

I mean, I don't think that technique is going to work for you here.

What? Right away, off the bat.

You would be surprised.

I feel like sparks have already been made.

Good luck, pal. That's all I've got to say, really.

Huh? That's all I've got to say.

Don't have bad blood, though. Good times and what not, but, yeah.

You got it, pal.

Good chat? The greatest

I'm going to go over there anyway.

Can't wait to share a bed tonight

Ooh, Dejon and Meg are off to the terrace.

Careful when you open the door, guys,

I locked my pet moth, Maurice, in there.

He'll grab any opportunity to sneak out.

Where are we sitting?

I actually need to speak to you. Right, OK.

I want to talk about us. Fine. Perfect.

I feel like we talk everybody else's business

and are in the middle of it.

I like the way that things are going.

Yeah, same. My feelings are the exact same.

Like, I think that everything is going...

I think everything is going fast, but everything is going good.

Still want to share a bed with me?

Of course I still want to share a bed with you.

I wanted to do this, but I wanted to, like...

I've been enjoying taking my time.

Yeah, and you still have all right...

Oh, are you going to kiss me?

# You're making my dreams Come true

# Oh, now you... #

Was that enough? HE LAUGHS

Me and Dejon had a little kiss on the terrace,

and it was really nice.

You are definitely making this experience for me.

Good. That's why we're here. No, but, like...

I didn't think that I would feel this way, you know, so soon.

Oh, stop. Same, to be fair. Seriously.

Come here, whilst no-one is looking.

# On a big open road... #

Did you smoochy-smoochy?

Oh, yeah. He invited me to the terrace.

If he got the ick, or whatever he was saying, from Toni,

he should have spoke to Toni about that.

Shakira, I think he always wanted you.

He just waited for today to be over.

No, I just think he's run out of options.

He likes what he can't have.

I don't want to hear any more, if he does.

I'm going to call him diva from now on.

# Sweet fools playing solitaire... #

Heavy stuff, that.

Had to do it, though, really, didn't I?

You've done nothing wrong, man. Got a new girl in your bed.

# I'm done with history But I remember we grew... #

I'm going straight to sleep.

Night-night. Whoo-whoo!

Good night, guys!

Good night!

# Anywhere made us two Sweet fools playing solitaire

# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. #

It's morning.

Shakira, AKA Princess Sparkle, didn't sleep a wink last night.

Apparently some idiot left a pea under her mattress.

Oh, that would make a great story.

# We're just so in love That it's ordinary... #

How did you sleep, Shakira? Yeah. We didn't get any sleep.

Ooh. Time to start moving fast, hey, lads and girls?

# Gloria, we're just so in love

# That it's ordinary

# Gloria, we're just so in love

# That it's ordinary. #

I gave the boys a choice -

you can either have a slap-up breakfast with lashings of champagne

while watching my latest stand-up special or go to the gym.

Gym's busy today. How do you feel?

You had a little cuddle, didn't you, after last night?

He's obviously been a bit more chatty with me,

but it's like, it's obvious just because... I think he's scared.

Yeah, he's just shitting himself a little bit now.

What is your game plan today? Conor and Harry, I guess.

Conor as well. Yeah, because we don't actually know each other.

We haven't even really given each other a chance.

Is the rugby thing on, then? Yeah. He doesn't look...

To be fair, Harry looks more like a fucking rugby boy than...

He does. He gives that. He does. Conor does.

No, look at these. Oh, my God.

We're keeping our bodies nice for you lot.

Is he still going on about the ick?

Do you know, this is actually going to be so hard for them, honestly.

Look at Harry. Harry, I've got the ick.

Harry, what is that?

I'm not in a fucking couple with you, shut up.

LAUGHTER Why is he so committed?

How are we feeling after yesterday? Shitty. Shitty? Oh, babe.

It was just really random how Ben just switched.

He just keeps saying he's got the ick over you,

but there's no reason for him to have an ick over.

I think the pressure is on me to speak to the boys.

Who are you feeling? Come on. What are you going to do today?

I'm gonna talk to Conor. Yeah. Conor's lovely. He's really nice.

Yesterday was a bit of a tense day, weren't it? Yeah.

How hope you was, like... I know it's not, like, personal.

I think everyone was just in a situation.

Everyone's all trying to keep their man. That is the way it is.

Yeah. But it's like, we're all gonna be in that position.

For me, like, you've got to put the graft in.

And obviously, I think everyone thinks I was being a bit extreme,

but that's what we're here to do at the end of the day.

It was kind of your job, yesterday.

You have to save your place yesterday.

There's nothing personal. No.

I don't think none of the girls would be holding grudges.

I was shitting myself yesterday, then I had a cute little night.

Obviously, we had a kiss on the terrace last night.

Are you locked-in? Not locked-in, but I'm, like, comfy where I am.

I was gutted yesterday.

I was looking forward to getting in bed all night and was so tired,

we just crashed out. Yeah.

I was looking forward to having a little spoon.

Were you? Yeah, I was.

I had it planned out. I was gonna have a little kiss with you in bed.

Didn't happen. Were you? Bit gutted.

How do you feel, like, I've not really been in...

like, my longest relationship was, like, a few months.

It is worrying me a bit. I won't lie. Yeah.

You've never been in love then? No, never. Really?

I've never said I love you to a girl. Ever?

Yeah, other than my mum and my nans. THEY CHUCKLE

I think I'm a bit more sensitive than people think.

American Tori's got loads of different words for stuff.

We say pavement, she says sidewalk. We say chips, she says French fries.

We say Ben's a cabbie, she says Ben's an arsehole...

Sorry, ASSHOLE.

How is the last few days been for you? It's been a bit mad, has it?

Trash. Trash. Trash, yeah. Bad vibes yesterday. Why?

Miscommunications, I don't know. I don't have time for that.

Yeah, we can't really speak to them. So he'd be your usual type? I think.

Yeah. And looks wise... Is that looks wise? Looks are only...

Yeah, looks up only surface level, you know?

What about personality wise? A brat.

I like acts of service. Acts of service is it?

Yeah, I want MY water bottle filled up,

I don't wanna be filling up the water bottle.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we'll all be getting to the point where, like, boys,

you should be making us breakfast in the morning. You know what I mean?

What if they can't cook? Who cooks for you?

Who cooks for me? My chef. No. Yeah.

THEY CHUCKLE Obviously not.

But, yeah, no, obviously, I kind of wanted to...

I was gonna talk to you as well because...

well, firstly, because we didn't really speak too much. No.

Like, very casual conversation. Yeah.

And obviously, if I saw you on the outside, like,

I definitely would be like, "Yeah, you're hot."

Conor is super sweet. I think that he's really easy to talk to.

I think we're both interested in seeing where it goes from here.

Children's entertainer Shakira

really misses spending time with kids,

so to make her feel more at home,

we've stolen three chairs from the local nursery.

I liked waking up next to you this morning.

Did you? Yeah, I enjoyed that, yeah.

Did that piss you off? Did it what?

Because I kept rolling around.

You were rolling around a little bit. You were fidgeting.

It's because you're fucking sweaty Betty.

I was, wasn't I?

I literally just went on top of the covers.

I was like... SHE SIGHS

You should have got on top of me.

That might have made it a bit hotter, though.

That wouldn't have cooled anything down.

So sorry to interrupt, can I pull you for a chat?

Yeah, come on, then. Thank you.

I'll see you later, honey. All right, see you later.

Where are we going?

Can you even go in there? Yeah.

No. Hello! Hello!

No, have you heard the rules about this place as well?

No, what are the rules?

Take a seat, we'll go through it. Go on, then.

So you can come in here any time,

but it can't be with the person you're coupled up with.

OK. I'm just putting it out there.

I'm not saying tonight, because you've only just got with Harry.

I'm not going to do that, but, well, I might.

But, yeah, obviously...

All right, all right, big talker. Yeah, of course.

You think I'd say yeah? Yeah. Do you think? Yeah.

I just thought you weren't even interested,

so where has this switch-up come from?

You thought I wasn't interested in you?

Literally, when you re-coupled with Toni,

you didn't even look at me.

You walked off. No, I didn't.

You were smitten as a kitten. I was a little bit smug.

I admit, I was a little bit smug.

Yeah, I think you just like the attention.

Are you scared that he is going to steal your bird?

I'm not scared at all.

I'm not scared in the slightest, to be honest.

Obviously, you and me talking, you know I like you.

There's no hiding that. We get on well. Yeah.

And we banter well. We do.

And there is an attraction there. But I feel like you're untrained.

This is what I'm saying, I'm always trying to grow.

I know I come across a certain way,

but I'm always trying to be the best version of me.

I rate that. Yeah, of course.

I think you think this is going to be super easy.

Don't think I'm a player, because I'm actually not.

I'm trying to find someone in here.

I don't want you thinking that I'm not, because I am.

Obviously my priority is Harry, because I coupled up with Harry.

Yeah, course. But we can chat. We can chat.

We are all right. We are good, I think.

We will see. We will see.

It's that classic boys want what they can't have.

I think cos everybody else is giving me a bit of attention,

he's like, "Ooh, who is this shiny toy?

"I want to play with."

I love that the Americans have all got these different words.

We call that container on the table, in front of Dejon and Meg, a bowl,

but Toni calls it a Super Bowl.

Can I pull you for a chat? Who?

Dejon. Yeah.

We will continue.

OK. Bye, babes.

My man just got stolen.

Didn't even finish my conversation. Stop telling him what to do.

She is doing her rounds, babe. She is just doing her rounds today.

Who else do you have your eye on? Who else do I have my eye on?

Who do you have your eye on? You.

Yeah? So you would move to London for me?

You really won't leave? To come to America? No.

What about, like, half and half?

Where's half and half from London to America? Canada?

Half the year, half the year. Oh, half the year.

Go on a little holiday.

You can do your job anywhere. Yeah, that's true.

To be fair, where do you live? Vegas.

Vegas would be a crazy place to do personal training.

Maybe it could work out. Maybe.

THEY CHUCKLE You're trouble.

No. Why?

I said it straightaway, I could see your eyes.

Your eyes, I just feel like you're trouble.

You don't see my sweet little eyes? No, they're beautiful.

Getting to know people is literally what we are here to do. Exactly.

No-one is in a relationship. No-one is closed off.

No. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

Blu's off to talk to Shakira.

I am old mates with Blu's mum that's got the sex shop.

She used to invite me for movie nights.

I only managed five minutes of Lord Of The Rings.

"Dildo" Baggins was not how I remembered him from the book.

Are you dipping?

Was he supposed to sit here? No, you are good, mate.

Carry on. THEY LAUGH

Carry on. Hiya.

I feel like I'm going to be a busy lady today.

How are you? How was it? Hm?

How was it? Interesting.

Far too confident.

I think he thinks I'm in love with him or something.

THEY CHUCKLE I was like, hmm!

Are you? Do you fancy him?

Yeah, course, I fancy all of you.

Everyone in here is good looking, do you know what I mean?

You are definitely my type physically. That's good.

And we get on, but Ben, yeah, he's hot, but it's the...

it's the personality that I'm not sure on.

But it's early days and I've got to give him a chance.

Yeah, fair. But yeah, you were quite surprised I stood up yesterday.

I was flabbergasted. Why?

I did not think you were interested whatsoever. Why?

I feel like every time I'd spoke to you,

you were just, like, nonchalant.

HE LAUGHS

I thought you were just smiling politely, do you know what I mean?

No, no, not at all. I've seen, like, you've got a personality,

and I like it. SHE CHUCKLES

You're also sexy as fuck, so... SHE LAUGHS

Blu, you're gonna make me turn red.

H-Dog, should we go to the hideaway? Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's do it.

Apparently there's a Jacuzzi in there.

Oh, really? Terrific.

Maybe there's some, like, whips and chains and shit.

Get you on all four knees barking like a dog.

Gimp mask? I've got one in my suitcase anyway.

That would be out there, wouldn't it? Let's go out there.

Everyone will be getting... Oh, a sex swing.

THEY LAUGH

No, stop, stop, stop. We have to keep it not sleazy.

Careful. THEY LAUGH

Did you enjoy...

Did you enjoy watching us all work out this morning?

No. Did you not?

Do you actually think that girls enjoy watching stuff like that?

I can't believe that didn't turn you on.

I'm actually devastated with that. Really?

Is that the only reason you did it?

Yeah, I'm not working out ever again in here.

I actually have never even asked you what your type is.

Me and Shakira are very, very different looks-wise.

I don't think you're that different. Do you not?

You're both very feminine, like,

and you're both very pretty, I think.

And you're quite, yeah, you're quite seductive.

Seductive? Yeah, yeah, you've got a seductive walk.

What? SHE LAUGHS

I'm not talking, you've got a seductive walk. How?

Like, when you walk, you kind of like, "Hmm."

It kind of, like, flows.

HE CHUCKLES It's just a walk.

Yeah, but you've got it, I don't know what is.

It might be the air hostess in you.

I can't believe we can stay in here in the bed, not in a...

Is that a thing? Yeah.

At night time you can sleep in the bed

with someone you're not in a couple with.

What, so there might be a bit of corridor creeping tonight?

Wait five minutes, and I'll meet you in here.

Bit of midnight moving on. Damn. Yeah, come on, let's do it.

Ay, ay, ay! Get the bowls going.

Toni's feeding my man melon, look at her.

I need my glasses off to see what my man's doing. Honestly.

What can I say to him?

Who? To pull him now.

Like, "You finished your starter with her, wanna come for a main?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey.

Do you want a mango? No, thank you.

You want to finish our chat? Dessert? It's a combo.

You've had your starter and main. Let's go for dessert.

Hammock? Hammock.

Why are you sitting all the way over there? Come closer to me.

Why... Do you want to go really far apart?

No, I said come closer to me.

I missed you today.

Well, I'm not surprised, I haven't had you for five minutes.

Yeah, I've missed you. How was your chat? Good?

Yeah, it was a good chat. Oh, is that it?

You're not really letting off much.

She said that I'm the one that she's interested in.

OK. She said that? Yeah.

She said something different this morning.

What did you say this morning?

Conor. Who knows?

You look so beautiful. Thanks.

Toni's chasing you right now. Do you feel privileged?

I feel privileged to be here with you.

That's better news.

Is Helena getting her graft on? Yeah, she is.

Is she? Is she putting it on you? Yeah, she stuck it on me. Yeah.

I love that for her.

Yeah, she was like, "When we go to bed tonight, wait five minutes,

"and I'll meet you in here."

And I was like, "Not sure what Shakira's gonna say about all that."

THEY LAUGH

Is it? That's funny.

But, like, we do, like... Fair play, girl. Fair play, girl.

Obviously, it's not all...

All's fair in love and war. We do... Yeah, no.

Like, we obviously flirt, I think you know I'm at a bit of a flirt,

so... Yeah, of course you are.

But I think that's OK. Yeah.

It would only bother me

if you were acting like you were Jesus Christ Lord and saviour.

Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

As long as we're honest with each other,

there's no harm in it. That's it, yeah.

There's so many lads wanting to talk to Shakira,

she's flogging tickets online. I was stuck in the queue for hours,

and she tried to charge me five grand. Bloody dynamic pricing.

Things are up for me, mate, with Shakira and that. She's so fit.

Little pocket rocket, mate.

I don't think there was a me and Ben.

Like, as soon as he coupled up with Toni, like, we haven't spoke,

do you know what I mean? Yeah.

My impression I've gathered from him is he's a bit of a player.

Player! Player! Obviously, when someone new comes in,

it's like, a brand-new toy for him.

What are you saying about Helena? Real, like, flirt.

With Helena, it's, like, real sexually charged, I would say.

# I ain't gonna lie, I love it every Time you creep into my mind... #

I think that Conor and I had the best conversation out of everyone.

Talking to him, it was a very friendly conversation.

So I think it could possibly continue to be that way.

TEXT ALERT, GASP

I've got a text! THEY SHRIEK

What? What?

THEY SHRIEK She's got options!

Boys, boys, boys! She's just got a text. Fuck off.

Look, come and listen. I'm not joking. Quick! Oh, fuck.

Shea and Remell at the fire pit. Who? Two new boys! Two new boys!

What's their names? Shea and Remell. Read it out again.

It says, "Girls, get ready, because Shea and Remell

"are waiting for you at the fire pit.

"Hashtag letthegamesbegin, hashtag shesgotoptions."

Oh, fuck. BEN LAUGHS

Oh, I love this. It is what it is. Oh, my God. This is wild.

What's all the loud screaming? THEY LAUGH

Did you miss it? Did you miss it? Did you miss it? What?

There's two geezers coming in. No.

LAUGHTER

Tonight, two new boys are on the way.

They've got looks, they've got charm,

and they've got a cute little handshake

they practised in the minibus on their way here.

My name's Remell, I'm 24, I'm an online coach, and I'm from London.

Guys typically do get intimidated by me,

probably due to the physique. # Ooh, liking what you see... #

I am a man to look out for. I know what I want.

I know that I can turn a head.

I'm trying to find my queen. # Let's go... #

I'm Shea, I'm 25, I'm from Bristol, and I'm a scaffolder.

To get what I want, I really don't mind stepping on toes.

# Let's go, let's go... #

I've got the height, I've got the body, I've got the looks.

# Three, two, one, whoa... #

GIRLS CHATTER AND CHEER

They're there. Hello! Fuck off. Shut the fuck up.

You all right, boys? How are youse? How's it going?

How are we? Hello. Megan, nice to see you.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Nice to meet you, Shea. Alima. Alima? Shea, nice to meet you.

Yeah, let's go and chat. Yeah, let's go. Come on, then.

Oh, God, bruv.

Don't stress.

What are we cheersing to? Good vibes, good summer?

- Good summer. Yeah. - Cheers.

Yes, guys. Cheers.

Yes, lads. What's up? Hi, boys. Boys, you all right?

Who's with who, then?

I'm coupled with Harry, and, yeah, getting to know him,

but also speaking to Blu, Conor, Ben.

Damn. LAUGHTER

What about you? I was the first Bombshell. Oh, yeah?

And I'd stole Ben. Shit ain't working. No?

No. Already?

So I'm just working on getting to know everyone at the moment.

That's the most important thing. That's why we're here, you know?

Yeah, exactly. True. What about yourself?

I'm with Conor. You getting on, or...?

We are today. And what about yourself, Alima?

So, I'm in a couple with Blu. It is definitely a friendship couple.

HE SCOFFS And, yeah.

Definitely friendship vibes. For sure. Yeah.

I'm in a couple with Tommy. It's going quite well so far. Yeah.

Oh. SHE LAUGHS

So, would you say you're, like, locked off, or still...?

No, stay free, Jesus Christ, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

But, yeah, no, we're getting on very well.

And then I'm with Dejon,

so, I've been coupled up with him since the start as well.

But you're still gonna get to know people?

Yeah, still having conversations. It's still very early.

It's literally day three.

Phwoar, he's a big boy on the left.

He's tall, isn't he, yeah? He looks, like, 6'5, doesn't he?

How old are you guys?

I'm 24, what about yourself, bro? 25.

25, all right, OK.

What do you guys do? Uno reverse, what do youse do?

I'm an online coach,

so, like, personal training and things like that.

They're both big lads.

I swear, I'm better looking than him.

Yeah, back yourself, man. Nothing to worry about.

- I'm a scaffolder. - Oh!

GIRLS LAUGH, CHATTER

We've got the man in drain. He's perked up.

And I play semi-pro football as well. Oh, here we go!

He's just ruined it, it was going so well. Ruined it?

Fuck that, don't worry, I'm not a footballer.

He's, like, the calmest man in the world. Which one?

The geezer on the right. He smokes, he's real lax.

So, what's your plan coming in here?

I feel like it's a bit too early for me to say all my cards,

but I'm deffo taking notes, though, I'm observing.

CHUCKLING

How have you got a card? You've been here 10 minutes.

LAUGHTER

Not in regards to that I'm not gonna say too much about myself,

cos I've got to kind of ease into where I'm at, so...

We'll see. LAUGHTER

Alima!

Yeah, he wants Alima, doesn't he, bro? I feel like...

She's moving close as well, isn't she?

Yeah, she's flicking and all sorts, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Feeling a bit mad. All eyes on us. That's it, man.

Do you feel awkward that they're all there just staring?

Yeah, 100%. Like, is it weird?

They're all lovely, though, genuinely, like.

Come on down, boys.

They're not, like, knobheads. They're good group. Yeah, yeah.

I'm just gonna goes hello to the lads. Yeah, just chat to the boys.

Yeah, literally. Proper men as well, aren't they?

Hopefully they're over 30, yeah, yeah.

THEY LAUGH

You trying to couple up with them? THEY LAUGH

Here they come.

How are you doing, boys, you all right? Nice to meet you.

What's your name? Tommy.

Tommy. Nice to meet you, bro. What's your name?

Remell. Remell. Lovely to meet you.

What's your name? Shea. Nice to meet you, Shea.

Tommy, yeah? Nice to meet you.

'APT' by Bruno Mars and Rose

To help Shea and Remell settle in,

we're going to have a game of Dares In A Box.

It cost nowt to do cos we just borrowed the tissue box

from the back of Ben's cab and painted it pink.

# Oh-oh-oh, don't you want me Like I want you, baby?

# Don't you need me Like I need you now? #

Snog the Islander you fancy the most.

# All you gotta do Is just meet me at the... #

Hmm...

Ooh!

Harry, don't...

# Meet me at the... #

How bothered are you? Why'd you do that, Ben?

Because it's Shakira. THEY LAUGH

Fairs.

# Just meet me at the... #

The kiss with Shakira was good. I know she enjoyed it too.

# Uh-huh, uh-huh. #

Snog the Islander you would couple up with now

if there was a re-coupling.

THEY CHEER Go on, girl.

Oh!

THEY SCREAM

Alima, tell us why. I think it's obvious.

I think there's an initial attraction here.

I'm feeling a vibe as well, so it's mutual.

Yeah, we will see. We will see.

I think it was cute wee moment. I really enjoyed it.

Yes!

Fake an orgasm in front of the Islander you fancy the most.

Yes! Just do it in his ear.

We need it loud, though. A little loud.

SHE MOANS, THEY LAUGH

What was that?

That was a cough. Give her a cough sweet.

SHE MOANS Yeah!

Well done, girl.

I don't know what I was listening to,

but I've never heard anything like that in my life.

It was pretty sexy, I'm not going to lie.

Seductively suck the finger of the Islander

you'd like to use handcuffs with.

Oh, my God! SHE GIGGLES

SCREAMING

Fair play. Fair play.

Harry, what do you think about that? Fucking terrible.

Hopefully, Shakira takes the hint with that one.

Kiss every Islander of the opposite sex.

Whoa!

# It's got me feeling like... #

Hello!

I would have just done a peck.

THEY LAUGH

That was fucking brilliant.

That's good stuff. I'm buzzing.

I got to kiss everyone,

which was good, because I had no action.

It was day three, and I had no action.

# I feel the rush... #

You and an Islander of your choice of the opposite sex -

cannot be your partner - must snog for 20 seconds.

I feel like you just made that one up.

Hmm...

Three, two, one, go!

One, two, three, four, five... The kiss was fine.

There's nothing wrong with the kiss,

it just didn't need to be 20 seconds long.

Have a three-way kiss with the most attractive Islanders.

Ooh!

You've just got to smash our heads together and do it.

Right, it was you two anyway.

Three, two, one, go!

THEY LAUGH

# So good, so good... # THEY LAUGH

Helena kissing Harry, no surprise there.

I know she does fancy him. Got to do what you've got to do.

Give the person to the left of you a lap dance.

Aw, wicked! This is what I'm talking about.

All right, yes. THEY CHEER

THEY SCREAM

THEY LAUGH

I actually think that was my first lap dance from a boy.

But he actually whispered "Hideaway" in my ear.

Is there any more in there? What, any more of the...?

I could keep going. I could have kept going there.

I think she means in the box.

People's true intentions came out a little bit.

An opportunity for people to be a bit cheeky.

Maybe too cheeky.

All right, reveal a secret about yourself

that your fellow Islanders don't know.

This is interesting. Something juicy, Remell. Come on.

So, I've got to make sure I say the right thing now.

The most people I slept with in a night is five.

SHE GASPS, LAUGHTER

This is the first time that he is walking into a villa,

like with new people, you then go and say

that you've slept with five people on a night out.

Like, why would you say that?

Let's just leave that one there, innit?

The game's over and Remell's about to hop into bed

with seven complete strangers which, for him, is a new personal best.

Congratulations, Remell.

HE GROANS

How do you feel about Remell with his five girls?

For me, that was definitely a, "What the actual fuck?!"

That was wild.

So, feeling Alima, yeah? Like, 100%, out of everyone the most.

Like, I'm clicking with her. What's your usual type?

Initial attraction is very important.

I ain't gonna try cap and say it's not. Yeah. Right?

But it's more like, if you were to look at, like,

the last 20 girls I've spoken to, all different. The last 20

Conor was a good kisser. Conor was a great kisser.

Yeah, Conor was a good kiss. Very fucking good kiss.

I might kiss him in bed later.

One point, after Harry lap danced on her,

he had his hand on Helena's leg.

Both of you, like this. Both of you, doing this.

He was, like... At the same time. Oh, really? Did you not see?

No, I didn't. He was sat in between the two, he was like this.

LAUGHTER

Was he, actually? Yeah!

Flicking his earring around, thinking he's the king.

I don't really know how to bring this up,

without sounding like a nutter,

but it's just a bit muggy, innit? Yeah.

Shakira wants a word with Harry,

but right now he's sat with cabin crew Helena.

Remember, Helena, if you're thinking about leaving,

your nearest exit may be behind you.

Just the two people I bloody needed. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What, both of us? Can I borrow you, actually?

What, both of us? Maybe we'll chat.

Come on. Oh, right. Sorry. What, you need me?

Yeah. Come on. OK.

You guys stay here, I'll go.

Thank you so much. SHE GIGGLES

Well, that was eventful, wasn't it? What, the game? Yeah.

You think? Mm.

Why? Why are you looking at me like that?

Because, er... the girls said

that you was giving it a bit of leg action at the same time.

No, I did, I touched her leg after I did the lap dance on her.

That's not what I've been told. Well, that's what I...

If that is the case... That's what I thought.

That's a bit... A bit mad, Harry. You're not happy, with it?

No. OK.

Yeah, I was planning on, like, taking you somewhere tonight

and trying to snog you and tell you how much that you're like number one

and that, but I guess I'm...

I guess I've blown that for this evening.

Well, that was on my agenda, too,

but, not particularly feeling in the mood right now.

No, not tonight, no, no, no. Won't be doing that.

To be honest with you, honey. Yeah, we won't be doing that...

LAUGHS ..tonight.

I just feel like, obviously we've both been chatting to other people,

and that's fine. Yeah.

That's cool, and we've established that.

But I feel like I've been quite respectful to you... OK.

..in this situation. And you don't think I have been?

Not by the sounds of that.

I actually want to be with you. OK.

To be completely honest with you, it's just, like,

made me put my guard up a little bit. OK.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, well, I appreciate you saying that. So... OK.

Well, I'm gonna go and speak to the girls for a bit.

All right, honey. I'll be here. THEY LAUGH

Helena! He's here.

SHE GIGGLES You're terrible.

Oh, dear, this can't be good. Oh, well...

He completely denied that.

I just said that were a bit mad for me, like,

just made me put my guard up a little bit. Mm.

Like, if he wants to do that with you, absolutely calm.

At the same time, mad. Yeah. That's a bit bonkers.

And also, if he was being like that with you,

I wouldn't want him to, like, be kissing me and stuff,

do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Part of me choosing Harry was cos he's 30 and mature,

and I wanted a man, and not a boy who plays games.

Definitely. And I think he's just got a bit carried away with himself.

A bit like this one over here. Oh, here he is.

Why are you all looking at me like that? Can I pull you for a chat?

Yeah, yeah, come on, then.

Where do you wanna go, honey?

Oh! SHE LAUGHS

How you feeling tonight? You're looking sexy.

MEGAN GASPS What? They're in the Hideaway.

Who's in the Hideaway? Blu and Shakira are going in the Hideaway.

I thought Harry was still in the corner. Where is he?

God knows. Probably crying cos he got told off by his missus.

Here we go.

Look at this. This is cosy, innit? Yeah. A little blanket.

Don't mind if I do. HE EXHALES

How are you feeling about the whole situation?

I just had a chat with Harry, actually. Yeah. A bit of a mad one.

Cos the girls, they were saying that he was, like,

rubbing mine and Helena's leg. At the same time?

HE LAUGHS Did you hear about that?

I don't know, but I'd seen him moving mad between you both,

and I was, like... OK, so I'm not, like, going coo-coo crazy?

No, no. Yeah, I just pulled him on that.

And he was like, basically crying and denying about it.

But I was saying I've not given anyone else the same energy,

physically, do you know what I mean? And if he wants to do that

with Helena, go ahead, crack on. But, like, don't...

No, I feel like after today, like, our chats. Yeah.

I have more of a better connection with you than with anyone here.

So I wanted to pull you for a chat and let you know that I do fancy you

and I'd like to get to know you better.

Yeah, I enjoy our chats. I think we get on well.

It's just tricky trying to balance it all, innit?

SHE SIGHS

There's just fine lines everywhere, in't there,

when you are trying to get to know everyone?

Yeah, yeah. I know. SHE LAUGHS

You're such a rascal.

What are you doing?

Your bird's in the Hideaway. HELENA LAUGHS

Guess who she's with? Ben?

Blu. Blu?! Oh, fucking hell.

Can we go and sit down there? Yeah.

Yeah, she ain't happy with me. What, cos you stroked my leg?

Yeah, but apparently, at the same time.

SHE LAUGHS Which I don't how accurate that is.

I don't how accurate that is, I'll be honest.

It's OK. It's gonna be OK. I don't think it's that serious.

Did you kiss Helena? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I could've seen that coming.

Are you a bit surprised as to why I didn't kiss you?

No. No? I don't know.

I feel like you thought I was going to kiss you.

I wanted to save it for... for now.

# I'ma let you take me On a joyride... #

I thought it would be better, as well.

SHE LAUGHS Blu!

This place is so bad. HE LAUGHS

It was a good kiss. You've got some nice lips, as well.

SHE LAUGHS Tasty.

You're a bit of a wildcard, aren't you, Blu?

Let's go back in there. Let's go.

It was great talking to you. Deary me.

# I'ma let you take me On a joyride. #

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