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Yeah, so my name is Parker and I'm here because I'm single and want to meet a girl

I've tried other ways to meet girls, but none of them usually work out. So I'm here. Yeah

Supposed to be going on a date with Lindsay, but

Instead I'm gonna go on a date with her mom and I guess make my decision whether or not I want to date Lindsay based on that

Let's do it. I'm Charlie kiss

Nice to meet you. I'm Parker.

Nice to meet you as well.

So, I have very high standards.

And by extension means that my daughter likes what I like as well.

Well, I'll have to try my best.

I'm a pretty simple guy. I just want to make a girl happy.

I'm concerned.

He may be not good enough for my daughter.

But he's nice.

And he's polite.

and I'm gonna test him I'm gonna try him and he's very cute and very polite so I'm

gonna give him a chance okay yeah mrs. kiss seems a little high

maintenance which probably means her daughter is too but fucking hell she's

hot and if Lindsay's anything like that I'm perfectly okay with it I want to

Make my girl happy.

That's nice.

Well, you know exactly what we want.

Where are you bringing me for lunch?

Surprise.

Thank you so much.

I had a great time.

My daughter going to love you.

And this restaurant, it was just amazing.

I had a great time, too.

I definitely think this date will help me make my decision.

We didn't have dessert yet.

You're not done, silly.

You know what?

I was not always rich and my driver dropped some bags here.

I like simple things too.

Let's make some smores.

I want to see how you are in the kitchen.

Okay, yeah.

I want him for my daughter.

She deserves very best.

But I'm going to take him for a test drive first.

Let'see what he's made of.

Okay, yeah, Mrs. Kiss is pretty dominant, but I kind of like that.

And to be honest, I'do anything her daughter says if she's half as hot as her mom is.

Isn't your daughter going to be home soon?

She's going to be stuck on her photo shoot.

And besides, she really needs to test you.

And if you're good enough, we'll be just happy to have this buy-in.

You have a big dick. I see it already.

Fuck, she's gonna love it.

I'm horny when I see what weapon you have here.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to give you a massage.

Do you like what you see?

Yes, I like it.

I'm going to give you a massage.

You are good for my daughter.

That feels good right?

Yeah

But you know one thing you cannot handle for sure

It's this one

Oh fuck my face come here

A little more

There we go

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

It's good, right?

Oh, my God.

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

Oh, come over down there.

Do it like if not tomorrow.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I love this chunk.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

It'so good!

Right there, right there

I feel so fucking good

Yeah, I can come right here

Where did we...

Now you know already where

Understand it

Yeah

You know I was thinking about

Oh fuck

Fuck you

I can come right here

Stay, stay

You're doing it.

Oh, fuck.

Are you sure you want to do it?

This way.

Yes.

Yeah.

Fuck, yes, paint my ass.

Harder.

Fucking vaginas, paint me harder.

Do it again, you see?

Right there.

You feel it?

Come here.

I told you I want to be fucked everywhere.

It'so hot!

I'm going to go rest up because I may want more.

Okay, so decision time, I guess.

I had a really great time with Mrs. Kiss, and I think I could really enjoy dating her daughter.

So, yeah, I think I'm going to go with Lindsay.

Definitely going to go with Lindsay.

It's a very good choice.

It's really good you picked up Lindsay, but she's not home yet.

Thank you for watching!