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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:19,490 [rhythmic chanting] 2 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,200 ♪ 3 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:50,340 [woman] Thank you. 4 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:52,170 Would anyone else like to share? 5 00:00:56,610 --> 00:00:57,570 I'm Tammy. 6 00:00:57,660 --> 00:00:58,580 [woman] Hi, Tammy. 7 00:00:58,660 --> 00:00:59,790 Hi. 8 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:02,830 Things have been okay. 9 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,530 Yeah. Um... 10 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:08,890 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 11 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,230 It's one of our goals for TSDY. 12 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,410 Uh, sorry. 13 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,370 Um... try something different year. 14 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:19,200 It's like a thing we found online. 15 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:22,850 We decided to try it out once I got better. 16 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:24,120 Um... 17 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:27,610 Uh... 18 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:28,910 [deep exhale] 19 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:31,250 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 20 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,650 But, um... 21 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:37,350 You know, I still just live with the terror 22 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,790 that it's gonna come back. 23 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:41,310 It's not coming back. 24 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,100 [scoffs] 25 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:46,400 He always says that, but, you know, 26 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:48,100 I just have a lot of anxiety. 27 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:51,750 Focusing on my business really helps. 28 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,190 Um... 29 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:55,230 [laughs] 30 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,710 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 31 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,460 So... 32 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:00,640 Devin? 33 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,590 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 34 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,470 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 35 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,510 it's really helped me. 36 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,860 You know, community is so important. 37 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,180 But I worry. 38 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:20,740 Will I ever see my son graduate? 39 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:25,450 Will I ever orgasm again? 40 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:31,410 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 41 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:33,790 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 42 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:36,890 [woman] Craig... 43 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,500 Anything you wanna share? 44 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:43,860 Everything is really awesome. 45 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:46,210 Tammy deserves a parade. 46 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,380 And I'm orgasming fine. 47 00:02:56,690 --> 00:02:58,430 I'll share, I'll share. 48 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:03,090 Um... this has been a great week for me. 49 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:06,700 [woman] Craig. 50 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,450 The mailman screwed up again. 51 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:12,570 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 52 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,400 [sighs] 53 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:18,800 [phone ringing] 54 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,930 Craig Waterman. Yeah. 55 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,110 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 56 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,290 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 57 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,110 I'll be up there in two seconds. 58 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,810 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 59 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:48,220 [knocking] 60 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,790 Hello? 61 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:53,670 Hello? 62 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:58,100 [footsteps approaching] 63 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:01,200 Hi. 64 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,810 Howdy. 65 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:05,460 Are you Austin? 66 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:06,930 Guilty. 67 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,540 Yeah, the, uh... mailman screwed up. 68 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:12,630 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 69 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,420 Oh, with the for sale sign? 70 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:18,210 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 71 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,290 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 72 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:21,950 to know you, but yeah we're leaving. 73 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,220 Sorry about this. 74 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:24,700 Oh, not your fault. 75 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,390 Some mailman idiot always messes up. 76 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:28,430 Well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 77 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,820 Yeah. I didn't open it or look or anything. 78 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:32,170 I know that that's illegal. 79 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:34,170 Oh. Thank you. 80 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,570 Yep. No worries. 81 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,930 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 82 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,760 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 83 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:43,190 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 84 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:46,100 You too, Austin. 85 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,200 ♪ 86 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:09,510 Full mug coming through here. 87 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,950 Careful, careful, careful. Full mug. 88 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,700 Hey, java king! 89 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:20,580 Fuckin' moron. 90 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,920 Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. Sam is on. 91 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,970 How was everyone's weekend? 92 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,710 [overlapping conversations] 93 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,760 [overlapping conversations] 94 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,390 I need to get a bigger car. 95 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,310 I know. Let's sell the house first. 96 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,610 I can't fit this stuff. 97 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,750 Look what happened, it fell over. 98 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:02,180 Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 99 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:03,450 Hi. 100 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,960 You didn't steal anything, did you? 101 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:07,270 House has got good bones, right? 102 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,800 Sorry my wife's stuff is everywhere. 103 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,180 Yeah. 104 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,800 A beautiful neighborhood too. 105 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:15,760 Nice people there. Really good people there. 106 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,320 You have a good day. 107 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:19,850 Awesome. 108 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,370 Shit. 109 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,550 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 110 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,560 Can you put that in the front? 111 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,030 Like, try and find a spot? 112 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,690 I don't know where to put it. 113 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:31,860 Yes, yes, yes. Ah, I got water on me! 114 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,000 [Tammy] Stevie... 115 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,910 can you pass me that, please? 116 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,000 Super beautiful. 117 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,130 Thank you. 118 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,310 What are those? 119 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,230 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin. 120 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,350 He brought these over for us earlier. 121 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,440 He also invited you over for a drink 122 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,400 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 123 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,100 You don't know my schedule. 124 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,630 You sit there every night. 125 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,320 It might be nice to have a pal, 126 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:02,580 you know, a bud. [phone rings] 127 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,720 Hello, Tammy's florals, Steven speaking. 128 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:06,470 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 129 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:07,860 There's a new Marvel out. 130 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,240 It's supposed to be nuts. 131 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,680 We should go see that. 132 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,990 Oh... my ex-boyfriend Devin, 133 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,350 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 134 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:16,950 Thank you so much. 135 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,520 [receiver thuds] 136 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,340 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 137 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:21,690 Extra lavender. 138 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,820 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 139 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:24,950 It's just you and I. 140 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,960 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 141 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,530 I already saw it. It's sorta-- 142 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:30,480 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 143 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:32,050 What's going on? 144 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,400 Honey. 145 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,190 Please don't go out with this fucking 146 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:37,710 dumb clown tonight. 147 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,760 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 148 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,800 People are saying it's actually nuts. 149 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,590 It's driving people crazy. 150 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:46,580 [humming tune] It's nacho, nacho time! 151 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:48,150 Never... [humming tune] 152 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,810 Never underestimate the nacho. 153 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:51,080 Yummy. Oh, good work. 154 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,730 Mwah. 155 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,810 Delicious, huh? Anyway, I gotta go. 156 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:55,940 But I love you. 157 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:57,030 Have fun. 158 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,510 See you later. Thank you. 159 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,690 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 160 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,960 Honey. 161 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,390 Go. 162 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:05,260 Err... 163 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,970 Hmm. 164 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:25,370 Oh, you know, I, uh... 165 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:28,970 I actually got those speed bumps put in on our street. 166 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,110 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 167 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,600 dealing with the city. 168 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,820 But now the whole neighborhood's not a goddamn racetrack. 169 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,040 Well, thank you. 170 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,170 Welcome. 171 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,040 Well, what do you do for a living? 172 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,770 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh... 173 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,730 I pay those criminals at the bank 174 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,820 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 175 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:50,140 You're a weatherman? 176 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,960 I usually work evenings, but I got tonight off. 177 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,710 I knew you looked familiar. 178 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:57,930 That's so awesome. 179 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,400 What do you do for a living? 180 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:03,670 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 181 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,620 We work with clients who are trying to make 182 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,400 their products more habit forming. 183 00:09:07,490 --> 00:09:08,800 I work with apps, specifically. 184 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,240 Like... 185 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,280 trying to get people addicted to products? 186 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:16,240 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming". 187 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:19,550 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 188 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,430 So when the person tries to detach themselves 189 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:24,640 from the product, they become extremely displeased 190 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,470 and they just continue using it. 191 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,910 [sighs] Fucking brutal. 192 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,170 [music starts] 193 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,050 Yeah, it's brutal. 194 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,080 I got a product you might like. 195 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,880 Alright. 196 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:40,660 Porno mag? 197 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:41,840 [both chuckle] 198 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,310 Better. 199 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,790 Look familiar? 200 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,270 Just a box from my yard. 201 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,190 What's this? 202 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,410 That's a 400,000-year-old stone hand axe 203 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,460 carved by Homo Erectus. 204 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:05,770 These are the first human objects ever made. 205 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,340 You're holding the very same tool that some 206 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:13,610 ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 207 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:18,560 As they paused in awe to watch the land 208 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:23,130 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 209 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,360 [building music] 210 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,980 [sighs] 211 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,620 Whoa, buddy. 212 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,190 Oh! 213 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,580 Oh! 214 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,500 Shoot! Uh... 215 00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:42,290 Oh, I'm so sorry. 216 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:44,760 I am so sorry. This never... oh! 217 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,200 Fuck. 218 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:47,940 Let's go somewhere. 219 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:49,160 Uh... 220 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,770 It's a school night for me. 221 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,550 I'll get you a clean shirt. 222 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:56,440 [chuckles] 223 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,700 Okay. 224 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,390 Alright. 225 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:03,610 [rock music playing] 226 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,270 [music stops] 227 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,490 What's here? 228 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,100 Come on, come on. 229 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:20,710 This way. 230 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,590 [medieval music] 231 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:29,150 Quick! 232 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,900 Before the pigs see us. 233 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:50,100 [suspenseful music] 234 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:08,670 It's the Aqueduct. 235 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,540 It was built in 1837. 236 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,070 Look at this. It connects the entire city. 237 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,590 [chuckles] Oh my God. 238 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,510 Aw, fuck! 239 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,950 I got stuff all over me. 240 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,160 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 241 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,080 a little bit more of my money. 242 00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:24,510 OV what? 243 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,990 Ocean View Dining. 244 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,340 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 245 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:29,780 - Oh. Wow. - Yeah. 246 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:30,740 Looks good. 247 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,130 Yeah, this is all OVD. 248 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,090 - Nice. - All this is. Yeah. 249 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,310 Alright. 250 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,840 [Craig] They even make food. 251 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,280 This way. 252 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,990 [grunting] 253 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,290 Alright. 254 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,460 [grunts] 255 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,980 - There you go. - [grunts] 256 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,380 Come on. You got it. 257 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,000 [groans] 258 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,650 Grab my hand. 259 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,730 There you go. There you go. 260 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,820 [groaning] 261 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,210 You okay? You got it. 262 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,600 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 263 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,650 [screaming loudly] 264 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,040 - There you go. - Oh... 265 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,090 You okay? 266 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,230 - You alright? - Yeah. 267 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,480 Alright. [laughs] 268 00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:21,610 - Nice job. - Thank you. 269 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,660 What's wrong? 270 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,360 Lost my shoe. 271 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,680 Oh. 272 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,680 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. Come on. 273 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,720 This is so cool. 274 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:43,290 Yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 275 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,950 [suspenseful music] 276 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,040 Oh my God! 277 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,130 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 278 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,090 [chuckles] 279 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,490 Where the hell are we? 280 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:02,180 City Hall. Come on. 281 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,670 What? 282 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,660 [match strikes] 283 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,270 Oh. 284 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,670 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 285 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,630 Oh. Excellent. 286 00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:20,730 Oh, hey. 287 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,120 My band's playing tomorrow night. 288 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,240 Bring Tammy. 289 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,030 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 290 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,910 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 291 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,860 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 292 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,250 I tell ya... 293 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,770 I am so over nightly news. I wanna do mornings. 294 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,650 Why don't you just ask? 295 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,750 I wanted my own office at work. 296 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,920 I just asked. 297 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,390 Did you get it? 298 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,220 Eat in there alone every single day. 299 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,350 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 300 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,310 Something big and messy. 301 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,530 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 302 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,270 Something that stinks. 303 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,670 All you gotta do is ask. 304 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:02,150 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 305 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,410 I'll be there, rock star. 306 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,200 - [laughs] Alright. - [clink] 307 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,330 Ehh. 308 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,250 You crack me up. 309 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,350 - I do? - You crack me up. 310 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,480 Yeah! 311 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,780 Yeah! 312 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,250 [laughing] 313 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,740 [Austin on TV] Alright, friends. That's it. 314 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,350 That's our national forecast. 315 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,050 Take care of yourselves out there. 316 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,910 We'll see you tomorrow night. 317 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,840 I'm not clicking anything. 318 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,830 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 319 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,050 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like I've run out of batteries. 320 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,790 I gotta go change my double A's. 321 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,400 See ya tomorrow night. 322 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:42,020 [crowd cheering] 323 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,980 Alright. How y'all doing? 324 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,900 [cheers] 325 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:51,200 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 326 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,810 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 327 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,380 [drumsticks click] 328 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,520 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 329 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,560 [band plays rock music] 330 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:05,340 ♪ I just want to enter the night ♪ 331 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,230 ♪ Cut the dark open with a knife ♪ 332 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,260 ♪ Out there's the courage to fight ♪ 333 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,610 [band fades into orchestral music] 334 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:33,030 [band fades back in] 335 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,630 [music stops] 336 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,160 [crowd cheers] 337 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:43,160 I feel like we need to add something 338 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,040 that makes the user feel expressed or judged. 339 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,270 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 340 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,620 Like... like here. You see the... 341 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,100 they have the key emoji down there. 342 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,710 See that key? 343 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,580 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman is calling you. 344 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,830 [phone buzzing] 345 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,440 One second. Pardon me. 346 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:03,450 - Hey, buddy. - Hey Craigy, whatcha up to? 347 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,940 Just boring old crap, really. 348 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,590 [Austin] [laughs] I hear you. 349 00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:10,580 Hey, quick question: You up for going on an adventure? 350 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,580 - When? - When? Right now. 351 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:13,890 - Right now? - Yes. 352 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:15,890 [Austin] Smooth cap. 353 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,110 Forked gills along the stipe. 354 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,720 Throw that on your grill with a little butter... 355 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:22,380 got yourself a meal. 356 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,950 Go on, smell it. 357 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,220 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 358 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,730 You know... 359 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,820 I can't stop thinking about your band. 360 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:33,130 That's so fucking amazing. 361 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,700 Thanks, bud. 362 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,130 You play anything? 363 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,960 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 364 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,350 Didn't. 365 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,870 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 366 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,960 Play some punk music or something. 367 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,710 It isn't about how well you play. 368 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,980 It's about how passionate you are. 369 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,540 Oh, wow. Drums. 370 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,420 Yeah. Well. 371 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,540 What color would I get? 372 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:58,060 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col-- 373 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,290 Well, actually it might matter-- 374 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,240 Oh shit! Oh shit! 375 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,070 Help! Help me! Help me! 376 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,380 Oh my God, help! 377 00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:05,210 I got you. 378 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:07,290 Oh, Jesus! 379 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,990 What the hell? 380 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,300 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 381 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:13,660 gonna get more of your money. 382 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,310 [both laugh] 383 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,130 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 384 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:19,300 it looks superb. 385 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,130 I'm really excited about it. 386 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,140 Oh shit, my phone! 387 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,620 Oh, fuck! My phone! 388 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,750 Can... can you call it? Can you call it? 389 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,660 Can't. I don't have a phone. 390 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,270 Are you insane? 391 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,490 I'm looking at a free man right now. 392 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,460 Come on. 393 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,560 [groans] Look at this. 394 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,730 Oh... 395 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,680 - Yeah. - Crap. 396 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,330 Oh, look at this. 397 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,380 [chuckles] Oh man, that's cherry. 398 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:54,560 Whoa! 399 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,780 Oh, yeah. 400 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,390 This is my dream car. 401 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,690 I hope you get it one day. 402 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:04,040 This thing is absolutely cherry. 403 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:05,390 Yeah. 404 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,700 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 405 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,010 I took your advice. 406 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,050 They offered me the morning news slot. 407 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,490 Oh my God! 408 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,140 - Really? - Yep. 409 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:17,190 Congratulations! Holy crap. 410 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,760 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 411 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,410 Now, if I get this stupid car, 412 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,240 you're going for the first ride. 413 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,810 I promise. You're good luck. 414 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,850 [laughs] I'm good luck. 415 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,330 Yes, you are. 416 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,030 [Craig] I can see the future. 417 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,560 It is full of pals. 418 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,430 My husband! 419 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,910 Somebody help us, please! 420 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,350 [Craig] Helping pals. 421 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,100 I got you, buddy. 422 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,230 [thunder rumbles] 423 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,010 Thank you, Craig. 424 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,230 Oh, it's so cold out there. 425 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,100 [Craig] And being a boss. 426 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,720 Civilization has collapsed. 427 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,250 But Craig has led us to the future. 428 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,590 To Craig! 429 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,810 [crowd] To Craig! 430 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,600 [crowd cheers] 431 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,420 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 432 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,350 [Craig] I'm on the edge of life... 433 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,780 and the view is gorgeous. 434 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,240 [imitates knocking] 435 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,150 [imitates knocking] 436 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,370 What the... 437 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,630 what are you doing? 438 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,600 Can I wake you up with a lick? 439 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,160 - A lick? - Yeah. 440 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,030 - Is the door locked? - Yeah. 441 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,040 - Yeah. - Okay. 442 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,520 [Stevie] Something's burning! 443 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,780 - Fuck! - Something's burning? 444 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,250 [punk music playing] 445 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,090 What did you do? 446 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:18,570 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 447 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,440 What? 448 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,790 What? 449 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,660 Seriously, what happened? What'd you do? 450 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,190 Nothing. 451 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,540 Good morning. 452 00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:30,940 You like this? 453 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,190 - Punk? - Yeah. 454 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,150 - Oh yeah, I like punk. - Fuck yeah. 455 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,720 You don't listen to music. 456 00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,690 Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 457 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,640 I even took a walk this morning. 458 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,200 Got up. Went for a full walk. 459 00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:44,420 Picked some of those flowers right there. 460 00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,350 - You made these? - Yeah. 461 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,180 Oh shit, tastes like McDonald's. 462 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:51,180 [chuckles] 463 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,660 I love it. So good. 464 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,880 - Thanks. - Okay, I'll see you guys. 465 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,140 - Love you. - Love you. 466 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,870 Austin invited me to hang out 467 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,920 with some of his buddies tonight. 468 00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:01,710 They seem like pretty cool guys. 469 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,350 Wow, honey. 470 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:08,760 [punk music playing] 471 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,900 [indistinct conversation] 472 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:20,810 Hey, how are you? 473 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,170 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 474 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,730 Oh, there he is! 475 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,510 Alright. Hey, guys. 476 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,480 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 477 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,130 Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 478 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:34,300 [men cheering] 479 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:36,270 This is the life! 480 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,750 [man] I'll drink to that, I'll drink to that. 481 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,230 I appreciate you. 482 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,660 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 483 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,520 Hey, I'm gonna grab another brew. 484 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,700 Alright. Yeah, for sure. I'll see you inside, alright. 485 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:45,830 Yeah. 486 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,220 [clears throat] 487 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,790 You're smart. 488 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,450 You have a good job. 489 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,630 There's nothing to be nervous about. 490 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:55,880 Just be yourself. 491 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:57,890 You're a frickin' prince. 492 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:01,630 [thud] 493 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,150 [beer bottle clatters] 494 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:15,780 You okay? 495 00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:17,990 Thought it was open. 496 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,300 You... you hit that hard. 497 00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:22,080 Can I use your restroom really fast? 498 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,740 [glass shatters] 499 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:34,400 So how'd y'all meet? 500 00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:35,710 [chuckles] 501 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,540 [all chuckle nervously] 502 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:40,930 [all laughing] 503 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,890 [laughing hysterically] 504 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,950 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 505 00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:54,460 and I was all stressed out. 506 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:57,160 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 507 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,510 She's 13 and she's already a size C. 508 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,910 And, uh... you know, I was just spiraling. 509 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:06,010 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 510 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,790 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 511 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,650 I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 512 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,570 You know we're here for you anytime, right? 513 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,920 Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 514 00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:15,960 Yeah. 515 00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,360 Yeah, man. 516 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,800 [singing] ♪ Boy, you should know that... ♪ 517 00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:26,800 ♪ I've got you on my mind. 518 00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:30,240 ♪ Your secret admirer. 519 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,720 ♪ I've been watching you. 520 00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:38,330 [all singing] ♪ At night I think of you. 521 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:42,160 ♪ I want to be your baby. 522 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:46,300 ♪ If your game is on, give me a call, boo. ♪ 523 00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:50,170 ♪ If your love is strong, gonna give my all to you. ♪ 524 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:53,180 ♪ At night I think of you. 525 00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:56,670 ♪ I want to be your ba-- 526 00:24:57,010 --> 00:25:00,140 [music fades] 527 00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,360 Alright. Who's next? Who's next? 528 00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:09,100 Oh! Let's get the new guy in there. 529 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:10,280 Hey. 530 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:11,410 Get him, Craig. Hit him! 531 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,280 - Come on! - Get him! 532 00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:14,330 Stay right. 533 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,290 Alright! 534 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:18,380 Everybody watch out for my face. 535 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:20,250 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 536 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:21,520 [all laughing] 537 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,120 Got a big shot in the house. 538 00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:25,210 - Focus. - Come on, Craig! 539 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:26,390 Alright. Alright. 540 00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:28,730 - To a good match. - Yeah, heavyweights! 541 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,690 [man] Ding, ding! 542 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,040 [thud] 543 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,690 [man] Oh! The first punch. Damn! 544 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,130 You okay? You alright, Craig? 545 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,130 [Craig groans] 546 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,180 You alright, buddy? You okay? 547 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:38,100 - Yeah. - Alright. 548 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,310 - Yeah. - Sorry about that. 549 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,350 Let's both try to be a little safer. 550 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,440 - Absolutely. - Excellent. 551 00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:45,310 - You and me fight okay. - Yes, yes. 552 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,580 - Friend to friend. - Friend. 553 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,070 Here we go. Alright. 554 00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:49,370 - Let's go, Craig. - Ding, ding, ding. 555 00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:50,320 Like you did the last time. 556 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:52,060 Yeah. 557 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:54,370 - [man 1] You didn't want that. - [man 2] Hands up. Hands up. 558 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:55,290 [punches thudding] 559 00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:56,330 [thud] 560 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,340 [man] Oh... this fight's over. 561 00:25:58,420 --> 00:25:59,600 Fuck! 562 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,030 Oh... you alright? Oh, my God. 563 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,730 This guy can't take it, Austin. You gotta stop. 564 00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:04,030 - [Craig groans] - Okay, great. 565 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,340 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 566 00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:08,870 Sorry about that. You're okay. Alright. 567 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:10,210 Anyone else wanna go? 568 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,560 [punches thud] 569 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:12,950 [men yelling] 570 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,390 - What the fuck, man? - Winner! 571 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,490 Winner! 572 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:19,140 You knocked him out, idiot. 573 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,830 - Easy, easy, easy. - Nah, he's good. 574 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,830 Guys, help him up. 575 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,350 No, you're good. He's solid. 576 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,440 He's good. 577 00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:25,790 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 578 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,180 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 579 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:30,320 Cheap shot bullshit. That was fucking bullshit. 580 00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:31,890 - Sucker punch! - What the fuck? 581 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,450 It's alright. Let's get these off. 582 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:35,450 There we go. Take this off. 583 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,580 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 584 00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:38,890 - I'm okay. - You good? 585 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,240 Yeah, yeah. 586 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:43,720 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 587 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,850 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 588 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,160 [men agreeing] 589 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,600 Hey... 590 00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:50,910 look... 591 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:53,820 I know my punishment. 592 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,430 I know my punishment. 593 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,340 I messed up. 594 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,010 I'm a bad boy. 595 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,610 I'm sorry. 596 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,220 What'd I do? 597 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:10,660 What did I do? 598 00:27:15,490 --> 00:27:16,880 [whines] 599 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,280 I'm such a bad boy. 600 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,500 I'm sorry. 601 00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:24,810 I'm really sorry. 602 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,470 Alright. I gotta go home now. 603 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,870 Yeah, me too. 604 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,730 He's gonna call his-- 605 00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:39,860 Alright. Yeah, yeah. 606 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,470 You sure? Are you okay? 607 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,430 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You call somebody. 608 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,830 I'm okay. I'm alright. 609 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,010 Just watch your back. 610 00:27:46,090 --> 00:27:47,260 Watch out for this guy. 611 00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:48,740 Yeah, thanks. 612 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:52,540 - Alright. So long, fellas. - See ya, man. 613 00:27:56,930 --> 00:27:58,200 [chuckles] Okay. 614 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,810 Sure you know how to get home? 615 00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:01,330 I'll do my best. [chuckles] 616 00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:03,020 - Okay. - Alright. 617 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,630 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 618 00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:11,080 Alright. 619 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,840 [phone ringing] 620 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,440 [indistinct conversation] 621 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:36,620 [phone ringing] 622 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,010 [phone ringing] 623 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,010 [voicemail] You've reached Austin and Bianca, 624 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,840 you know what to do. [beep] 625 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,650 And with us today is our newest edition 626 00:28:57,730 --> 00:28:59,560 to the Rise and Shine family. 627 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,380 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 628 00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:05,600 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 629 00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:06,950 Howdy, folks. 630 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,470 Happy to be her. 631 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,260 Err... here. Happy to be here. 632 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:11,960 [chuckles] 633 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,920 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 634 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,440 [woman] Better make it a big one. 635 00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:16,880 When we come back, 636 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,350 Austin will join us as we talk with what 637 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,880 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 638 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,360 [bell rings] 639 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,460 [director] Alright, we're back live in 60 seconds. 640 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:31,280 Hey man. 641 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:34,200 Crushed that. That was awesome. 642 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,460 How'd you... how'd you get in here? 643 00:29:37,550 --> 00:29:39,460 I have a meeting here. 644 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,990 Who's your meeting with? 645 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,960 Just some dickhead or whatever. 646 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,870 Oh, I have a check for you. 647 00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,770 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 648 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,660 Are you wearing makeup? 649 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,400 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 650 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,050 What was up with that stumble? 651 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:56,780 Oh, uh... yeah. Sorry about that. 652 00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:59,700 Um... new job jitters. It won't happen again. 653 00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:01,790 It better fucking not. 654 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,220 This your father? 655 00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:05,140 Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 656 00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:07,100 Not really sure why he's here. 657 00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:10,490 Hey, what are you doing after this? 658 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:13,320 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar and try this new thing. 659 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,240 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 660 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:18,380 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 661 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,630 It's 22,000 calories. 662 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,070 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese... 663 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,420 Caesar salad. 664 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,550 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 665 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,210 I need to focus. Okay? 666 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,570 Hey, buddy. 667 00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:32,570 Looking good. I like it. 668 00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,790 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 669 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:37,920 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 670 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,350 Hey. Look, you gotta go. Alright? 671 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,000 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 672 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,440 It's a lot harder than nights. 673 00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:47,660 Just please leave. Thank you. 674 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:49,400 You have a phone? 675 00:30:49,490 --> 00:30:51,660 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 676 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,970 [director] Back live in 10 seconds. 677 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,840 Let's get Austin on his mark. 678 00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:56,490 I'll hang out with you soon. 679 00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:57,930 [bell rings] 680 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:02,030 [beeping] 681 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,760 And did you wanna upgrade to the hero plan? 682 00:31:04,850 --> 00:31:07,110 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 683 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,990 Plus you get one of these five limited phone cases. 684 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,430 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 685 00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:14,820 Yeah, that sounds great. 686 00:31:14,910 --> 00:31:17,220 Uh... I'm gonna do... oh, Mars Rover. 687 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,470 Oh... 688 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,210 Twins! 689 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,300 [both chuckle] 690 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,220 Beer drinking time, huh? 691 00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:28,090 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 692 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,790 Hey, is that, uh... 693 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,270 bar across the plaza any good? 694 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,840 I've never been. 695 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:35,590 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside though. 696 00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:38,070 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 697 00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:40,360 or a few, if you wanna join me. 698 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:41,370 It'd be cool. 699 00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,940 Oh. 700 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,240 I'm 18. 701 00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:45,890 Ugh. 702 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:49,200 Teenage girls these days, they look like 703 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:50,810 they're 25 years old. 704 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,900 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 705 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,950 Receipt in the bag? 706 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,440 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 707 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:04,950 Alright. 708 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,480 Oh, and sir... 709 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:08,960 If you ever want something 710 00:32:09,050 --> 00:32:10,920 a little stronger than a few drinks... 711 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:12,280 you let me know. 712 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:16,840 Stay curious. 713 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,450 [calm voice] You may begin to detach... 714 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:25,930 from realities you had claimed as your own. 715 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:28,980 Are you okay? 716 00:32:29,070 --> 00:32:30,550 Yeah. 717 00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:33,290 A package came for you. 718 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,550 Oh, yes! 719 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:40,160 Oh my God. Holy shit! 720 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,600 - Ooh, that's exciting. - Holy shit! 721 00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:44,600 These are fucking awesome! 722 00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:46,080 These for you? 723 00:32:46,170 --> 00:32:47,480 [Craig] Oh yeah. 724 00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:49,570 [banging] 725 00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:51,650 [knocking] 726 00:32:54,790 --> 00:32:57,440 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 727 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,270 One moment. 728 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,270 Honey. 729 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,840 There's someone at the door for you. 730 00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:05,840 It's Craig. 731 00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:07,500 Alright. 732 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,060 Dude. 733 00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:12,590 Check it out. 734 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,730 Wow. You, uh... you got the expensive ones. 735 00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:20,810 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 736 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,810 - Let's jam. - Um... 737 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,340 - Whoa. You look awesome! - Oh, thank you. 738 00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:27,910 Uh... look, uh, Craig... 739 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:31,570 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 740 00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:34,570 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 741 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,570 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 742 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,400 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 743 00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:42,540 No, Friday night was really strange 744 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,010 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 745 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,750 this friendship at the moment. 746 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,030 You made me feel too free. 747 00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:52,990 You all accepted me way too fast. 748 00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:54,680 You can't do that. 749 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,410 People need rules. 750 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:59,500 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 751 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:02,690 I'm doing a segment for work. 752 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:05,420 Um... much luck selling the house. 753 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,520 Austin, come on. 754 00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:28,800 [medieval chanting] 755 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,860 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 756 00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:57,300 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 757 00:34:57,390 --> 00:34:59,080 that some unknowable intelligence 758 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,140 is behind all things? 759 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,880 [Austin] Thank you, Rebecca. 760 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,570 Uh... my producers told me that there was 761 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:08,570 a Renaissance Festival here today. 762 00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,920 And, uh... 763 00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:12,190 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 764 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,850 it's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 765 00:35:14,930 --> 00:35:16,320 Right... 766 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:19,280 [music fades in] 767 00:35:25,070 --> 00:35:26,500 [Craig] Stevie, come on. 768 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:29,030 There's nothing over there. Come here. 769 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,520 Look. 770 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,210 [grunts] 771 00:35:35,730 --> 00:35:37,470 Free food. 772 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,210 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 773 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:44,300 People have been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years. 774 00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:46,440 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 775 00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:49,140 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 776 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,090 I'll show you. 777 00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:57,190 This one needs a little ranch. 778 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,280 This is fun. 779 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,560 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 780 00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:29,830 Got any crushes at school? 781 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,190 Of course. Dad. 782 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,670 That guy on that pig was flying. 783 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:38,310 What the hell? 784 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,840 That was crazy. 785 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,110 [wretches] 786 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,410 [vomiting] 787 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,760 God! 788 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,710 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 789 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,150 I told you. 790 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,190 [groans] 791 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,900 [spits] 792 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:52,420 Fuck. 793 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,780 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 794 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,380 [phone ringing] 795 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,090 [phone ringing] 796 00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:04,510 [men laughing] 797 00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:06,960 [man] Couldn't believe that. 798 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,950 You know? 799 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,130 Fuckin' hell, dude. 800 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,000 Fellas. 801 00:37:12,090 --> 00:37:13,570 How we doing? 802 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,190 What's up, man? 803 00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:17,620 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 804 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,660 It was awesome. 805 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,270 Anybody need a light? 806 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,490 Anybody need a light? 807 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:25,880 Good? 808 00:37:27,710 --> 00:37:29,450 Beers at my house this Friday. 809 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,240 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 810 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,460 Let's do a boys night. 811 00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:35,900 Can my wife come? 812 00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:38,330 [all laughing] 813 00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:41,870 No, you don't know her. 814 00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:42,740 You never met her. 815 00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:43,870 No, no. 816 00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:45,290 No, let's keep it a boy's night. 817 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:46,770 I gotta call my wife. 818 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:49,430 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 819 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,130 this Friday night. 820 00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:04,050 [man clears throat] 821 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,620 This is a sword. 822 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,190 From Europe, 1700's. 823 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,070 Let me see this thing. 824 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:11,890 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 825 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:13,900 It's priceless. Be careful with that, okay? 826 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,320 [high pitched noise] 827 00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:17,720 Dude, you scare the fuck outta me, like, so easily. 828 00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:19,070 [laughing] 829 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,340 Imagine. 830 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:22,290 You're a knight. 831 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,640 Staring out... 832 00:38:24,730 --> 00:38:26,730 at the enemy army coming at you. 833 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:27,830 Your heart is racing. 834 00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:29,570 Why are you showing us this thing? 835 00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:32,000 'Cause it's cool. I collect stuff like that. 836 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,650 It's so small, dude. It's like... for babies. 837 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,560 [laughing] 838 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:37,090 This is a sword for babies. 839 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:39,230 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 840 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:41,490 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 841 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,000 [overlapping chatter] 842 00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:44,270 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 843 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,800 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 844 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,270 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 845 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,010 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 846 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,270 I apologize. 847 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,060 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in... 848 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:54,420 [overlapping chatter] 849 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,550 I'm dead serious. 850 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,450 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 851 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:59,540 - I like to go in fresh, so... - Alright. 852 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:01,980 Yeah, yeah. No worries. No worries. Yeah. 853 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,550 Are those your wife's drums? 854 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,210 That's funny, I already told you they're mine. 855 00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:09,640 They look like no one's touched them, bitch. 856 00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:11,690 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 857 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:13,870 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 858 00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:16,040 Don't use the knife like that. Don't point the knife at people. 859 00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:19,140 [drumming poorly] 860 00:39:21,830 --> 00:39:23,090 He's like The Hulk, man. 861 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:24,710 [men laughing] 862 00:39:24,790 --> 00:39:25,830 Get the fuck out! 863 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,610 Get the fucking hell outta here. 864 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,920 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 865 00:39:30,010 --> 00:39:31,100 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 866 00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:32,540 Move, move, move! 867 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,010 [thunder crashes] 868 00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,630 [keypad beeps] 869 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:47,300 [keypad beeps] 870 00:39:50,290 --> 00:39:51,860 [banging] 871 00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:54,090 [yelling] 872 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,090 Yeah, yeah. There he is. 873 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:00,210 Jesus Christ. 874 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:02,040 Craig. 875 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,690 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 876 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:08,050 Uh... do you need to change? 877 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:09,840 - No. - You sure? 878 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,480 Yeah. I've been through worse. 879 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:14,270 Okay. Well, um... 880 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,660 we have a new client 881 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:18,190 that I'm really, really excited about. 882 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,980 Mr. Mayor... Seth Nichols. 883 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:23,760 [man on TV] Seth Nichols is about trust. 884 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:25,940 Now, he wants us to modernize his 885 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,200 re-election campaign. 886 00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:28,820 Make it much more interactive. 887 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,300 Now, Craig... who do you want on your team? 888 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,520 [chuckles] 889 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,780 Besides a towel? 890 00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:35,520 [men snickering] 891 00:40:36,730 --> 00:40:39,290 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 892 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,990 [punk music playing] 893 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,790 Honey. 894 00:40:45,870 --> 00:40:47,520 You're home? 895 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:50,000 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 896 00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:51,960 I think somebody's fucking with it. 897 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,440 - Can you help me load these? - Yeah. 898 00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:54,610 I gotta scarf, though. 899 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,700 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 900 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,490 about the mayor thing or whatever. 901 00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:00,630 The mail guy screwed up again. 902 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,970 [ethereal vocalizing] 903 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:10,930 Craig. 904 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:11,890 Your nose. 905 00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:12,980 - Oh. - I've never... 906 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:14,240 Yeah. 907 00:41:14,330 --> 00:41:16,110 Never seen you get a bloody nose before. 908 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,770 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 909 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,910 - You okay? Here. - Yeah, I'm fine. 910 00:41:19,990 --> 00:41:21,820 - Let's get these in. - Be careful with that. 911 00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,780 - Pick it up from the base. - Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 912 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:27,650 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 913 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:30,700 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 914 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,830 I gotta go! 915 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,100 You still have blood on your nose. 916 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,010 - That's fine, that's fine. - Wipe it off. 917 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,790 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 918 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,220 [blows nose] 919 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,290 [ethereal vocalizing] 920 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,530 [knocking] 921 00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:01,440 Ah... 922 00:43:01,530 --> 00:43:03,580 Motherfucker. 923 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:29,550 [ethereal vocalizing continues] 924 00:43:53,490 --> 00:43:55,840 [strumming guitar] 925 00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:54,810 [phone buzzes] 926 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,380 [phone buzzes] 927 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,210 Hey, hey. 928 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,440 [woman 1] Putting you through with the mayor's office. 929 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,830 Jen's on. 930 00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:04,210 [woman 2] Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 931 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,820 [Barry] Barry from Digitonis. 932 00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:08,560 Craig Waterman is on. 933 00:45:08,650 --> 00:45:10,130 [Barry] So, Craig... before we start, 934 00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,960 I wanna clear something up. 935 00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:15,480 [Bianca] Austin? Honey? 936 00:45:15,570 --> 00:45:16,960 [Barry] Hello? 937 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,360 Craig? Hello? 938 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:19,710 Hello, hello. 939 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:24,810 It's the craziest thing that you don't have a cell phone. 940 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:26,500 Somebody knocked on the door. 941 00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:28,670 Hey, baby. 942 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,860 Come snuggle. 943 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,080 [Barry] Are you there? 944 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,470 [Bianca] It's nap time. 945 00:45:33,550 --> 00:45:35,470 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 946 00:45:35,550 --> 00:45:37,460 [beep] Chad from Dopamine Unlimited is on. 947 00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:40,000 He's not responding 948 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,910 'cause he probably doesn't have his cell phone.[laughs] 949 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,380 - Craig? - Yeah. 950 00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:45,080 There you are. 951 00:45:45,170 --> 00:45:47,950 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, as an experiment. 952 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,600 Where would you like to start? 953 00:45:49,690 --> 00:45:52,090 [man] That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 954 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,530 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 955 00:45:55,610 --> 00:45:56,650 Uh-huh. 956 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,350 - Hello? - [groans] 957 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,920 [phone ringing] 958 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,230 [phone alert] 959 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,670 [phone ringing] 960 00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:07,190 [phone alert] 961 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,420 [phone ringing] 962 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,980 Craig? Hey. 963 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,320 I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 964 00:46:13,410 --> 00:46:15,330 I had a nuts day. 965 00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:17,160 No, honey. 966 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,590 Tonight... 967 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,240 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 968 00:46:21,330 --> 00:46:22,860 I need you to get some things. 969 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:24,080 That's tonight? 970 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,340 Maybe I can borrow some things from them? 971 00:46:26,430 --> 00:46:27,910 Do you have their number? 972 00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:29,380 Uh... yeah... I'll call 'em. 973 00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:30,950 What do you need? 974 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,210 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 975 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:37,350 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 976 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,580 [dial tone] 977 00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:45,400 Hey Austin, what's going on? 978 00:46:45,490 --> 00:46:48,140 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 979 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,490 Oh. 980 00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:52,410 Oh, for real? 981 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,330 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 982 00:46:54,410 --> 00:46:55,840 [dial tone continues] 983 00:46:55,930 --> 00:46:58,890 Yeah, I actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 984 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:02,020 No worries at all. No worries at all. 985 00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:03,240 Yeah. 986 00:47:03,330 --> 00:47:05,030 Okay, we'll-- 987 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,870 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 988 00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:08,260 Bye. 989 00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:09,900 [phone hangs up] 990 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,120 I guess Bianca came down 991 00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:13,910 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 992 00:47:14,690 --> 00:47:15,730 Oh God. 993 00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:17,210 Yeah. 994 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,740 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 995 00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:21,180 I wouldn't do that. 996 00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:23,050 It'd probably just rip right through her. 997 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,750 Let's just invite people over. 998 00:47:24,830 --> 00:47:26,700 Maybe Devin's available. 999 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:28,440 Devin? 1000 00:47:30,970 --> 00:47:32,840 Do you ever listen? 1001 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Hey. 1002 00:48:06,090 --> 00:48:07,220 Hey! 1003 00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:09,310 Turn those burners off. 1004 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,830 We're going on an adventure. 1005 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,050 [thunder crashes] 1006 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,320 Craig. Absolutely not. 1007 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,460 This was built in 1837. 1008 00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:35,600 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 1009 00:48:35,690 --> 00:48:37,300 - Is this piss? - Some of it. 1010 00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:39,340 Wait... 1011 00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:41,560 Yes, this is it. This is it. 1012 00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:43,080 This is it. Yes! 1013 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,490 Oh, my God. 1014 00:48:52,270 --> 00:48:53,270 Are we lost? 1015 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,670 No, no, no. This way. 1016 00:48:56,790 --> 00:48:58,970 - Craig, there's a bat. - Where? 1017 00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,680 - Right there! - Alright. Let's go this way. 1018 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,980 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 1019 00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:06,580 Who showed you this? 1020 00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:08,850 I found it myself. Come on. 1021 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:11,770 Seriously, who showed you this place? Was it Austin? 1022 00:49:11,850 --> 00:49:13,720 No, I found it. Come on. 1023 00:49:13,810 --> 00:49:15,070 You go up here and there's some really... 1024 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,810 - I'm not going up there. - beautiful shit-- 1025 00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:18,900 - I wanna go home! - The bat's back there. 1026 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:20,860 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 1027 00:49:20,950 --> 00:49:22,160 Come on. There you go. 1028 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,510 There you go. Go, go, go! 1029 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,470 Perfect. Perfect. 1030 00:49:29,090 --> 00:49:30,620 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 1031 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,920 Help me down. 1032 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,650 Christ almighty. 1033 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,790 Can you just give this a chance? 1034 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:40,280 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 1035 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,270 Well, we're here now. 1036 00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:46,160 You're healthy... and we're here now. 1037 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,280 So... Jesus! 1038 00:49:48,370 --> 00:49:52,380 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 1039 00:50:00,990 --> 00:50:02,600 Thank you. 1040 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,430 Okay. 1041 00:50:07,390 --> 00:50:09,400 [splashing] 1042 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,530 Shit! 1043 00:50:11,610 --> 00:50:13,650 Where the fuck is it? 1044 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:14,870 Fuck it. 1045 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,790 [groans] 1046 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:24,270 Oh, God damn it. 1047 00:50:30,450 --> 00:50:33,630 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 1048 00:50:41,030 --> 00:50:42,680 Tammy? 1049 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,120 Tammy? 1050 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:46,300 [voice echoing] 1051 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:49,120 Tammy, where are you? Where did you go? 1052 00:50:49,910 --> 00:50:51,180 Tammy. 1053 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:52,920 Tammy! 1054 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,660 Tammy! 1055 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:57,350 Tammy!!! 1056 00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:06,580 [panting] 1057 00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:13,490 [phone beeps] 1058 00:51:13,580 --> 00:51:14,620 [operator] Please hang up... 1059 00:51:14,710 --> 00:51:16,580 No! 1060 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,110 My phone! 1061 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,680 Where the fuck is it? 1062 00:51:22,590 --> 00:51:23,550 Fuck! 1063 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,210 [lighter flicking] 1064 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:32,120 Tammy! 1065 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,180 [Steven] We are currently cruising at an altitude 1066 00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:39,520 of 1,000 feet, 1067 00:51:39,610 --> 00:51:43,260 at an air speed of 4100 miles per hour. 1068 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:44,520 400 miles. Err... 1069 00:51:44,610 --> 00:51:46,220 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 1070 00:51:46,310 --> 00:51:47,920 Are you still there? 1071 00:51:48,010 --> 00:51:50,440 [indiscernible] 1072 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,060 ...The weather is pleasant with light turbulence here and there. 1073 00:52:01,150 --> 00:52:02,190 [mumbling] 1074 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,590 I need to use the phone. 1075 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,250 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 1076 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:07,020 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 1077 00:52:07,110 --> 00:52:08,850 [doorbell rings] 1078 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,290 [dog barks] 1079 00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:13,770 What the hell is going on? 1080 00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:16,120 - Sir, do you live here? - Austin? 1081 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,950 How's the party going, bud? 1082 00:52:19,910 --> 00:52:22,610 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 1083 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,050 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 1084 00:52:25,130 --> 00:52:26,780 What the hell's going on with him? 1085 00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:27,920 Sir, are you the primary resident? 1086 00:52:28,010 --> 00:52:29,140 [dog barks] 1087 00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:31,750 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 1088 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,580 We had a break-in down the street. 1089 00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:35,750 The dog picked up a scent that led here. 1090 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,360 You think my house got broken into by the same person? What? 1091 00:52:39,450 --> 00:52:41,060 You broke into my house! 1092 00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,280 Hey! Hold him back. Do your job. 1093 00:52:43,370 --> 00:52:44,580 You broke into my house! 1094 00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:46,020 What do I pay taxes for? 1095 00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:47,500 Hold him! 1096 00:52:47,590 --> 00:52:49,850 Are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 1097 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,780 My wife does too. 1098 00:52:53,860 --> 00:52:55,910 - Was she here today? - She's here all day. 1099 00:52:55,990 --> 00:52:57,470 Can we speak to her? 1100 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,300 - She's not here. - Where is she? 1101 00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:02,300 She's in the sewer. 1102 00:53:03,870 --> 00:53:05,830 What? What'd you say? 1103 00:53:06,870 --> 00:53:09,480 - She's where? - I said she's in the sewer. 1104 00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:12,050 [synth rock music] 1105 00:53:16,310 --> 00:53:18,400 And what happened next? 1106 00:53:18,490 --> 00:53:20,400 We were trying to go to City Hall. 1107 00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:23,360 You can get there through the basement. Right? 1108 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,540 Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 1109 00:53:25,630 --> 00:53:27,670 Why'd you come down here on your own? 1110 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,370 Attempted trespassing. 1111 00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:31,760 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 1112 00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:33,550 I was showing my wife a fun night. 1113 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,080 We beat cancer. 1114 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,640 How you doing? You look really good. 1115 00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:40,260 I know these pipes. Do you mind if I take the lead? 1116 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:42,210 - You know the pipes? - I do. 1117 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:43,650 I explore. 1118 00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:46,080 That's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 1119 00:53:46,170 --> 00:53:47,600 We don't have time for this. 1120 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:49,690 Everybody meet me on the next level. 1121 00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:52,700 Yeah, I agree. It's time to practice teamwork right now. 1122 00:53:52,790 --> 00:53:54,930 - Hold on, just take him in. - Take me in? 1123 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,450 What are you talking about? 1124 00:53:56,530 --> 00:53:59,350 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 1125 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,140 This fucker showed me this place. 1126 00:54:01,230 --> 00:54:02,180 He picked the lock. 1127 00:54:02,270 --> 00:54:03,750 We broke into City Hall! 1128 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,580 He called you guys fucking pigs. 1129 00:54:05,670 --> 00:54:08,150 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 1130 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,240 - Easy, take it easy. - You're fucking pigs! 1131 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,510 Let go! 1132 00:54:11,590 --> 00:54:13,380 [yelling] 1133 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:15,590 [officer] I'm a bit nervous. Nervous. 1134 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,420 Fuck, man. 1135 00:54:16,510 --> 00:54:17,690 [Austin] Not at all. 1136 00:54:17,770 --> 00:54:19,430 Hey, I think I'm a little bit nervous too. 1137 00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:20,850 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1138 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:22,070 Austin, Channel Three. 1139 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:22,940 Okay. 1140 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:24,340 I appreciate your service. 1141 00:54:24,430 --> 00:54:25,780 Yeah, man. No problem. 1142 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,430 Let me ask you a question. 1143 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,260 You mind if we get a picture together? 1144 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,780 - Of course. - Yeah? 1145 00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:32,270 - I'll be right back. - Alright. 1146 00:54:32,350 --> 00:54:33,920 [laughs] 1147 00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:40,740 This is... 1148 00:54:40,830 --> 00:54:43,220 this is literally the last thing I need. 1149 00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:45,880 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1150 00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:47,360 to be on morning news? 1151 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:48,710 No, of course you don't. 1152 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,540 You don't because you're a child. 1153 00:54:50,630 --> 00:54:51,550 You're just a boy. 1154 00:54:51,630 --> 00:54:53,380 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1155 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,640 Do you know the kind of stress I'm under? 1156 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:58,070 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1157 00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,380 Go back to nights. 1158 00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:01,110 I can't! 1159 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,900 That position is filled, Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1160 00:55:03,990 --> 00:55:05,170 So I'm stuck. 1161 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,860 Plus they made me quit my band. 1162 00:55:06,950 --> 00:55:08,390 They said it was a bad look. 1163 00:55:08,470 --> 00:55:10,290 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1164 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,570 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1165 00:55:12,650 --> 00:55:14,040 Just get outta my life. 1166 00:55:14,130 --> 00:55:15,050 [groans] 1167 00:55:15,130 --> 00:55:16,260 Aw, piss! 1168 00:55:16,350 --> 00:55:17,660 Fuck! 1169 00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:23,000 [dramatic music] 1170 00:55:24,090 --> 00:55:25,530 Fuck. 1171 00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:32,980 Shit. Shit. 1172 00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:35,410 [groans] 1173 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,590 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1174 00:55:37,670 --> 00:55:38,980 Yeah. 1175 00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:40,860 - What? - Yeah. 1176 00:55:42,030 --> 00:55:44,120 - What? Do I... - Yeah. 1177 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,730 See fellas, told you it's him. 1178 00:55:47,730 --> 00:55:49,520 Let's get the selfie now. 1179 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,810 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1180 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,690 [chuckles] Alright. Alright. 1181 00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:54,040 Right over here. 1182 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,170 [chuckles] 1183 00:55:55,260 --> 00:55:56,870 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1184 00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,390 By the way, my mom loves you. 1185 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,700 She watches every day. 1186 00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:01,000 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1187 00:56:01,090 --> 00:56:02,360 I appreciate that. 1188 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:18,580 Steven? 1189 00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:21,370 [toilet flushes] 1190 00:56:24,850 --> 00:56:26,150 Hi. 1191 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,170 Hi. 1192 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,120 Hello. 1193 00:56:32,470 --> 00:56:33,690 Hi. 1194 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,950 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1195 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,960 Sorry, just messing around. Congratulations. 1196 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,780 Any news? 1197 00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:45,570 Everybody's looking for her, alright. 1198 00:56:46,310 --> 00:56:47,920 You gonna go to school? 1199 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,480 My mother's missing. 1200 00:56:49,570 --> 00:56:51,090 Are you going to work? 1201 00:56:52,270 --> 00:56:53,830 I have to. 1202 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,710 You should be out there looking for her. 1203 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:05,190 [phone ringing] 1204 00:57:06,110 --> 00:57:07,540 [phone ringing] 1205 00:57:07,630 --> 00:57:09,410 [thuds] 1206 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,810 Hold on. 1207 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,200 Sorry about that. Tammy's Florals. 1208 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,770 Oh wow. Yeah. 1209 00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:19,900 She's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1210 00:57:19,990 --> 00:57:21,600 So lemme get your info here. 1211 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,220 [phone clatters] 1212 00:57:35,530 --> 00:57:36,530 [woman] Hello? 1213 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,010 [Craig crying] 1214 00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,150 [woman] Hello? 1215 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,930 [Craig sobbing] 1216 00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:51,630 [Austin] Craig. Um... 1217 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,070 I'm really sorry about this Tammy situation. 1218 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,120 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1219 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,030 [Craig] Oh. No, it's okay. It's alright. 1220 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,730 [Austin] So, um... 1221 00:58:02,820 --> 00:58:05,730 Last night is our secret, right? 1222 00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:08,260 I mean I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1223 00:58:08,350 --> 00:58:09,750 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1224 00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:11,310 I trust you. 1225 00:58:13,130 --> 00:58:14,780 - I trust you too. - Be well. 1226 00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:16,520 You be well as well. 1227 00:58:18,050 --> 00:58:21,140 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1228 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,110 A good relationship. 1229 00:58:24,190 --> 00:58:25,590 So I propose, 1230 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:27,980 we don't frame you as a politician. 1231 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,030 We frame you as a friend. 1232 00:58:32,110 --> 00:58:34,060 Digital applications will make it so people 1233 00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:36,200 can interact with their new friend. 1234 00:58:36,290 --> 00:58:37,510 You. 1235 00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:38,890 The trick is, 1236 00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:41,160 you gotta get these people... 1237 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:43,080 What the fuck is it? 1238 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,510 [calming music] 1239 00:58:47,470 --> 00:58:49,820 Uh... the trick with these things 1240 00:58:49,910 --> 00:58:51,860 is you gotta give people the illusion 1241 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:53,210 of self-expression. 1242 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,870 That's all these people have. 1243 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,530 That is definitely, definitely something we can build off of. 1244 00:58:57,610 --> 00:58:59,130 Craig, thank you. 1245 00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:02,790 I've also asked Ian to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1246 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,620 Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. 1247 00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:05,840 Great. 1248 00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:12,670 So... piggy-backing off that, 1249 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,290 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1250 00:59:15,370 --> 00:59:16,930 Mayor Seth Nichols. 1251 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,190 Superhero. 1252 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,720 [rap music playing] 1253 00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:21,420 I look like a Marvel. 1254 00:59:21,510 --> 00:59:23,430 Like Hulk, remember him? 1255 00:59:23,510 --> 00:59:25,780 [Ian] You wanna know what this looks like? 1256 00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:28,040 Another four years. 1257 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,950 I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1258 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,080 This might be it. 1259 00:59:35,170 --> 00:59:37,210 How about this? 1260 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,690 Mayor Nichols. 1261 00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:42,040 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1262 00:59:42,130 --> 00:59:43,740 Uh... his wife is missing, sir. 1263 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,480 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1264 00:59:46,570 --> 00:59:48,180 You don't care about the city. 1265 00:59:48,270 --> 00:59:51,270 I had to go to war with the city to put in a speed bump. 1266 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,190 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1267 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,420 You motherfucker. Get the fuck off me! 1268 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,900 I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1269 00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:58,640 - Come on, let's get him out. - Don't pick me up, Ian. 1270 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,460 This is embarrassing. 1271 01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:02,760 Do not-- watch out for my chair! Watch out for my chair! 1272 01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:04,890 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1273 01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:06,330 [man] Get him out! 1274 01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:08,070 Oh, you spilled that water. 1275 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,290 You spilled water. 1276 01:00:09,380 --> 01:00:10,680 [men laughing] 1277 01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:12,640 If it was you actually doing it, 1278 01:00:12,730 --> 01:00:14,690 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1279 01:00:14,780 --> 01:00:16,130 [making noises] 1280 01:00:17,820 --> 01:00:19,170 Craig. 1281 01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:20,650 Craig, get your stuff. 1282 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:22,620 Right now. 1283 01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,010 I was joking around. 1284 01:00:24,090 --> 01:00:24,870 Craig... 1285 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,000 [phone rings] 1286 01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,180 ...leave. 1287 01:00:28,010 --> 01:00:29,230 Craig Waterman. 1288 01:00:29,310 --> 01:00:31,530 Craig. Detective Person's here. 1289 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:33,140 We found Tammy. 1290 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:36,190 Is she... 1291 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,720 alive? 1292 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,980 - Here mom. - Thank you. 1293 01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:49,500 Careful. 1294 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:53,430 [choral music] 1295 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,320 Blasting the heat. 1296 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,750 It's so fucking hot in here. 1297 01:01:20,450 --> 01:01:21,970 What tea did Stevie give you? 1298 01:01:22,060 --> 01:01:23,490 Is that, that apple berry? 1299 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:27,890 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1300 01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:31,760 I'm going to get dressed. 1301 01:01:32,850 --> 01:01:35,240 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1302 01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:42,160 What people? 1303 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:43,510 [dance music] 1304 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,600 - Welcome back, Tammy. - Welcome back, Tammy! 1305 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,060 [door creaks open] 1306 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,590 Oh, hey, sorry. Is there a bathroom around? 1307 01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:07,580 Hey, man. You're the husband, right? 1308 01:02:07,670 --> 01:02:09,670 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. This is my house. 1309 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,980 - Cool, cool. - The bathroom's right there. 1310 01:02:12,070 --> 01:02:14,340 Awesome. Thanks. Yeah. Dude. Cool drums, man. 1311 01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:16,690 Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1312 01:02:16,770 --> 01:02:18,990 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1313 01:02:19,070 --> 01:02:20,770 You know kind of like 70's type. 1314 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:22,860 '70's. That's what I was going for. 70's vibe. 1315 01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:24,520 - That's a cool decade. - Very cool. 1316 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,730 - Got a lot of good music. - A lot of good music. 1317 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:29,260 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1318 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,480 [both laughing] 1319 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,390 Absolutely. Yeah. 1320 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,830 - But we came back. - Right. 1321 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,930 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1322 01:02:39,010 --> 01:02:40,670 Oh, to have Tammy back? 1323 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:43,580 It's honestly, uh... an incredible relief. 1324 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:46,400 Yeah. How does it feel to ditch your wife? 1325 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,940 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1326 01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:51,360 You know what I would do? 1327 01:02:51,450 --> 01:02:53,630 I look at your wife and I say, oh my God. 1328 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,510 I would love to even be a non-sexual partner with her. 1329 01:02:56,590 --> 01:02:57,670 You know what I mean? 1330 01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,330 In business or something. 1331 01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:01,500 And I would never say, hey, come into a sewer 1332 01:03:01,590 --> 01:03:02,940 so I can fucking kill you. 1333 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:05,200 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1334 01:03:05,290 --> 01:03:06,640 - It was an adventure. - You should be dead! 1335 01:03:06,730 --> 01:03:08,210 You shouldn't even be alive. 1336 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:10,520 You don't know me, get the fuck outta here! 1337 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,210 - [spits] - Hey! Don't do that! 1338 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:14,210 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1339 01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:16,170 And she's so beautiful! 1340 01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:18,650 - Get the fuck outta my garage! - Fuck you! 1341 01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:21,960 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you?! 1342 01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:31,010 [loud rock music] 1343 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,450 [party chatter] 1344 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,160 Excuse me. 1345 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:44,430 [tapping] 1346 01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:46,300 Excuse me. 1347 01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:48,160 Hey! 1348 01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:50,810 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1349 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,650 wanted to give a little speech to the, um... 1350 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:56,910 the guest of honor, my wife Tammy Waterman. 1351 01:03:58,130 --> 01:04:00,090 When we went to those tunnels, 1352 01:04:00,180 --> 01:04:01,920 it was for adventure. 1353 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,520 Most people think getting dessert 1354 01:04:03,610 --> 01:04:05,180 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1355 01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:08,320 Well, Tammy and I do things a little bit differently. 1356 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:11,320 And, uh... this one, just... 1357 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,750 this one got away from us. 1358 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:16,540 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1359 01:04:16,630 --> 01:04:20,290 And the view... is absolutely gorgeous. 1360 01:04:20,370 --> 01:04:21,720 To Tammy. 1361 01:04:21,810 --> 01:04:24,080 [applause] 1362 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,030 Austin. Austin. 1363 01:04:26,110 --> 01:04:27,680 Look, I got up here. 1364 01:04:27,770 --> 01:04:30,340 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1365 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:33,120 Since we're doing toasts. 1366 01:04:33,210 --> 01:04:34,820 Um... 1367 01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:37,570 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1368 01:04:37,650 --> 01:04:39,260 that one of the brightest souls 1369 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:41,910 in this dark world is still with us. 1370 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,430 When she was lost, 1371 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,650 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1372 01:04:45,740 --> 01:04:46,780 No pun intended. 1373 01:04:46,870 --> 01:04:47,960 [group laughs] 1374 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,660 This is a special woman right here. 1375 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,360 She's a warrior. She's a healer. 1376 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,750 She's a... 1377 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,980 a mother, um... 1378 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,580 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1379 01:04:58,670 --> 01:05:00,490 I'm just so lucky that she's safe. 1380 01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:02,760 You know, because I don't know what I would be without you. 1381 01:05:02,850 --> 01:05:04,290 To Tammy Pinto. 1382 01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,590 Uh, Tammy Waterman. It's actually Tammy Waterman. 1383 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,900 For 16 years. That's my best friend. 1384 01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:12,200 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1385 01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:14,990 You are all like my family. 1386 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,690 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1387 01:05:17,770 --> 01:05:20,510 This has turned into a little bit of a free for all. 1388 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,780 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1389 01:05:21,870 --> 01:05:23,440 uh, please get on the chair. 1390 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,430 And you can form a line here 1391 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,390 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1392 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,480 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1393 01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:32,130 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1394 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:34,350 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1395 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,220 A parade for Tammy. Come on, folks! 1396 01:05:36,310 --> 01:05:38,270 [imitating marching band] 1397 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,320 Come on, Tammy. 1398 01:05:41,410 --> 01:05:43,940 [imitating marching band] 1399 01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:45,970 People are gonna say, what the fuck-- 1400 01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:47,630 Uh... my name's Patton. 1401 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,600 Um... I just wanna get up here. 1402 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,990 Uh, I'm like, suddenly so nervous. 1403 01:05:52,070 --> 01:05:52,940 Um... 1404 01:05:53,030 --> 01:05:55,600 [imitating marching band] 1405 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,510 Come on, everybody! 1406 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,550 Fucking little rats. 1407 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,350 [choral singing] 1408 01:06:24,190 --> 01:06:26,230 [Patton] We're just so happy that you made it out 1409 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,190 and, uh... the world's a better place. 1410 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,890 I'll leave you guys with this. 1411 01:06:29,980 --> 01:06:31,640 We should still be in Afghanistan 1412 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,030 and I don't know why we pulled out 1413 01:06:34,110 --> 01:06:35,720 in the way we did, it was a shame. 1414 01:06:35,810 --> 01:06:37,420 [applause] 1415 01:06:55,870 --> 01:06:57,740 [Austin] Hey there, and welcome back. 1416 01:06:57,830 --> 01:06:59,480 We are very lucky today. 1417 01:06:59,570 --> 01:07:01,220 He's joining us now... 1418 01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:03,090 [Craig] Hey Stevie. Where's your mom? 1419 01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:05,570 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1420 01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:08,270 And... whoa! Look at all that sun. 1421 01:07:09,450 --> 01:07:10,580 It is on the way. 1422 01:07:10,670 --> 01:07:12,320 It is absolutely on the way. 1423 01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:13,450 Whoa! 1424 01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:15,020 Did you just nut your OVD's? 1425 01:07:15,110 --> 01:07:17,200 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVD's. 1426 01:07:17,290 --> 01:07:19,080 Take a picture, your mom's on TV. 1427 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,600 And that means a storm is... 1428 01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:22,770 Heading out. 1429 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,390 That's right. It's heading out. 1430 01:07:24,470 --> 01:07:25,390 It is heading out. 1431 01:07:25,470 --> 01:07:27,000 You are doing a terrific job. 1432 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,560 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1433 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:29,900 [Tammy chuckles] 1434 01:07:29,990 --> 01:07:31,910 I think we've got a candidate right here. 1435 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,870 - Oh no. - Thank you, Austin and Tammy. 1436 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,690 Back with much more after this. 1437 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,780 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1438 01:07:39,870 --> 01:07:41,920 Hey. I got the day off. 1439 01:07:42,010 --> 01:07:44,360 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1440 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,270 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1441 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,530 And we're 16. 1442 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,320 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1443 01:07:54,410 --> 01:07:56,280 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1444 01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:58,720 Um... You ready? 1445 01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:02,760 Thanks for the baked potato. 1446 01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:04,290 Yep. 1447 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:06,300 Didn't even know you had it. 1448 01:08:10,030 --> 01:08:12,160 So just keep peeling them back. 1449 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,380 - Okay. - As many as you'd like. 1450 01:08:14,470 --> 01:08:16,040 I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1451 01:08:16,130 --> 01:08:18,350 - Are you? - I'm nervous. 1452 01:08:18,430 --> 01:08:19,950 It does look like you're shaking a little bit. 1453 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,390 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. 1454 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:22,910 I had a banana this morning 1455 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,910 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1456 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,440 You're too funny. 1457 01:08:27,530 --> 01:08:29,400 So, I just want you to take a look 1458 01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:31,580 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1459 01:08:32,490 --> 01:08:33,920 Wow. 1460 01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,670 Tell me... doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1461 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,420 [chuckles] Okay, you know what? 1462 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:39,980 You just gave me goosebumps. 1463 01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,800 I love how you see the world. 1464 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,160 I love how you see the world. 1465 01:08:48,510 --> 01:08:50,560 [phone ringing] 1466 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,340 [phone ringing] 1467 01:09:00,650 --> 01:09:02,780 [Tammy] You've reached Tammy's Florals. 1468 01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:05,000 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1469 01:09:05,090 --> 01:09:08,650 Hey honey, it's me again. Craig. Craig Waterman. 1470 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,140 Said my fucking last name to you. 1471 01:09:12,230 --> 01:09:13,580 [chuckles] 1472 01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,660 Uh... sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1473 01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:17,530 to be honest with you. Um... 1474 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:19,010 [toilet flushes] 1475 01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:21,540 I made us a reservation. 1476 01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:25,160 Under the last name Fudge. 1477 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,410 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1478 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:28,720 we're the Fudges. 1479 01:09:28,810 --> 01:09:30,770 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1480 01:09:30,850 --> 01:09:32,240 Love ya. 1481 01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:55,230 Honey? Hey. 1482 01:09:55,310 --> 01:09:56,570 I was worried about you. 1483 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,090 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1484 01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,270 I told you I had plans tonight. 1485 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,530 You did? 1486 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:03,360 Was that someone else? 1487 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,110 I sent you a voicemail too. 1488 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:08,540 I made us a little reservation. 1489 01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:11,410 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1490 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:12,890 How was your day? 1491 01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:14,860 It was amazing. 1492 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:16,550 [both chuckle] 1493 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,940 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1494 01:10:19,030 --> 01:10:21,250 with everybody on the idiot box. 1495 01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:23,380 My heart is still racing. 1496 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,260 I met so many great people. 1497 01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:27,470 Austin. 1498 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:29,600 So sweet. 1499 01:10:29,690 --> 01:10:30,910 Yeah. 1500 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,910 You looked so good on there. 1501 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,350 You looked beautiful. 1502 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,350 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1503 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,570 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1504 01:10:40,660 --> 01:10:43,180 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1505 01:10:43,270 --> 01:10:44,660 It's a cologne. 1506 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,140 Huh. 1507 01:10:46,230 --> 01:10:47,320 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1508 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,580 [phone buzzing] 1509 01:10:57,550 --> 01:10:58,680 Hi. 1510 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,860 Uh... okay. [giggles] 1511 01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:03,380 Okay. Bye, hun. 1512 01:11:04,950 --> 01:11:06,650 Wrong number? 1513 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:08,210 [chuckles] 1514 01:11:09,650 --> 01:11:12,610 If we're gonna go to dinner, we should probably go right now. 1515 01:11:12,690 --> 01:11:14,910 I have a dinner with the TV people. 1516 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,780 They're gonna be here any minute. 1517 01:11:16,870 --> 01:11:19,870 Well, is there room for one more? 1518 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:21,700 I didn't know you were free. 1519 01:11:21,790 --> 01:11:23,700 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1520 01:11:23,790 --> 01:11:24,960 I'm always free. 1521 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,110 And, you know... 1522 01:11:28,190 --> 01:11:30,460 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1523 01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:33,100 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1524 01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:36,760 Mm-hmm. 1525 01:11:36,850 --> 01:11:38,020 Okay. 1526 01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:39,370 Sorry. 1527 01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:44,170 [deep breath] 1528 01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:46,810 I... 1529 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,030 [chuckles] 1530 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,350 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1531 01:12:04,350 --> 01:12:05,960 That's great. 1532 01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:06,830 Yeah. 1533 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,310 That's great. 1534 01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:10,840 Congratulations. That's really good. 1535 01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:16,070 How? 1536 01:12:18,150 --> 01:12:19,890 I was just, you know... 1537 01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:23,110 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1538 01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:27,940 I had this... realization. 1539 01:12:29,810 --> 01:12:32,030 And then this release. 1540 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,560 And boom. Just, uh... 1541 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,600 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1542 01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:38,860 I mean... 1543 01:12:40,830 --> 01:12:42,180 Wow. 1544 01:12:43,390 --> 01:12:44,780 It wasn't as fun for me. 1545 01:12:44,870 --> 01:12:47,390 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1546 01:12:49,270 --> 01:12:50,570 You know... 1547 01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:53,310 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1548 01:12:54,230 --> 01:12:56,360 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1549 01:12:57,490 --> 01:13:00,320 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1550 01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,670 Until I can find a place of my own. 1551 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:10,730 Who? 1552 01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:27,520 ♪ 1553 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,710 [unclear voice on TV] 1554 01:13:37,710 --> 01:13:39,580 I was able to get you the last one. 1555 01:13:39,670 --> 01:13:41,020 [Craig] Oh. 1556 01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:43,710 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1557 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,410 Yeah. Um... 1558 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,820 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1559 01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:55,990 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1560 01:13:56,070 --> 01:13:57,640 something that's stronger. 1561 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:00,470 Ramon. 1562 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:01,830 I'm on break. 1563 01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:03,910 Come with me. 1564 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,210 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1565 01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:09,960 people call me T-Boy. 1566 01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:11,100 What are you looking for? 1567 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,660 [door shuts] 1568 01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:14,440 I'm stuck. 1569 01:14:14,530 --> 01:14:16,480 I'm about to lose everything. 1570 01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:21,010 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1571 01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:22,660 Adderall. 1572 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:23,970 Um... 1573 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:26,800 Do you have, uh... do you have ayahuasca? 1574 01:14:26,890 --> 01:14:28,580 Oh, no. [chuckles] 1575 01:14:28,670 --> 01:14:31,590 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1576 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,030 Toad? 1577 01:14:33,110 --> 01:14:34,330 Yeah. 1578 01:14:38,770 --> 01:14:41,070 The Buffalo River toad. 1579 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,420 You, uh... you lick the psychedelic venom 1580 01:14:43,510 --> 01:14:45,950 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1581 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:49,180 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1582 01:14:54,610 --> 01:14:56,130 How much is the frog? 1583 01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:58,530 The toad. 100. 1584 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:03,700 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1585 01:15:03,790 --> 01:15:06,320 No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1586 01:15:07,890 --> 01:15:09,590 [sighs] 1587 01:15:11,930 --> 01:15:13,500 I'm out of ideas, man. 1588 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:17,200 Lick a toad. 1589 01:15:18,550 --> 01:15:20,500 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1590 01:15:20,590 --> 01:15:21,980 for some reason. 1591 01:15:22,070 --> 01:15:24,290 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1592 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,690 Here. You gave me too much. 1593 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:30,000 Oh. 1594 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,560 That was sweet of you. 1595 01:15:31,650 --> 01:15:33,390 You ready? 1596 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,700 I don't know. I don't know. 1597 01:15:40,350 --> 01:15:41,700 Here's a little pillow. 1598 01:15:41,790 --> 01:15:43,400 Thank you. 1599 01:15:49,450 --> 01:15:51,320 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1600 01:15:51,410 --> 01:15:53,720 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1601 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,800 to become all of infinity. 1602 01:15:55,890 --> 01:15:57,850 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1603 01:15:57,940 --> 01:15:59,340 you've ever felt before, 1604 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:02,340 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1605 01:16:04,070 --> 01:16:07,330 You will die and be reborn. 1606 01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:09,550 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1607 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,340 I'm gonna put on some music 1608 01:16:11,430 --> 01:16:13,920 and I'm gonna go get some lunch because it's my lunch break. 1609 01:16:15,130 --> 01:16:17,570 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1610 01:16:18,910 --> 01:16:20,220 I love you. 1611 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,810 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1612 01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:38,020 [toad chittering] 1613 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:40,330 Don't pop him. 1614 01:16:40,410 --> 01:16:42,150 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1615 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,070 Can you... can you stay with me? 1616 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:48,590 I'm sorry. 1617 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,290 I need to go get some Marlboros and a Red Bull. 1618 01:16:51,380 --> 01:16:53,340 It's time for you to touch God. 1619 01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:03,390 [toad chittering] 1620 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,350 Oh, big lick. 1621 01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,400 Was that too big? 1622 01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,000 Fuck. Was that too big? 1623 01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:21,770 I love you, toad boy. 1624 01:17:24,070 --> 01:17:25,460 It's T-Boy. 1625 01:17:26,070 --> 01:17:27,730 I love you T-Boy. 1626 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,070 Hey. 1627 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,380 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1628 01:17:33,470 --> 01:17:35,040 They were so mean to me. 1629 01:17:44,610 --> 01:17:47,400 [toad chittering] 1630 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:56,140 [toad chittering] 1631 01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:10,330 [toad chittering] 1632 01:18:41,230 --> 01:18:43,580 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1633 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,410 What's for lunch today? 1634 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,240 Black Forest ham. 1635 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,710 [Austin] Perfect choice. 1636 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,370 What kind of bread? 1637 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,120 Let's go with... 1638 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,940 Italian herb and cheese. 1639 01:18:56,030 --> 01:18:57,470 Alright. 1640 01:19:04,430 --> 01:19:05,700 Foot long, right? 1641 01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:06,780 Yes. 1642 01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,470 Usual toppings? 1643 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,600 Foot long cookie on the side. 1644 01:19:10,690 --> 01:19:11,950 Yes, please. 1645 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:13,390 Thank you. 1646 01:19:17,180 --> 01:19:18,310 Not toasted, right? 1647 01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:22,530 Ehh... let's be wild. Toast it. 1648 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:24,400 Okay. 1649 01:19:28,410 --> 01:19:29,850 Welcome back, Craig. 1650 01:19:33,850 --> 01:19:35,290 Is it over? 1651 01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:36,670 Yeah, it's over. 1652 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,410 How long did your trip feel? 1653 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:39,760 Four or five months? 1654 01:19:39,850 --> 01:19:41,030 It was like a minute. 1655 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:42,850 I went to Subway. 1656 01:19:42,940 --> 01:19:45,330 The eatery? What happened? 1657 01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:46,810 I ordered. 1658 01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:49,340 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1659 01:19:49,430 --> 01:19:51,870 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1660 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:55,430 The toad is mysterious. 1661 01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:59,170 That frog ripped me off. 1662 01:20:00,310 --> 01:20:02,310 Little asshole, little fucker. 1663 01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:18,370 [uplifting music] 1664 01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:20,900 Welcome to your new life. 1665 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,820 [phone clatters] 1666 01:20:32,780 --> 01:20:36,260 [alarm beeping] 1667 01:20:45,830 --> 01:20:48,830 [Craig] This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1668 01:20:52,530 --> 01:20:55,100 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1669 01:21:00,110 --> 01:21:01,550 People need rules. 1670 01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,410 All I need are goals. 1671 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:07,630 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1672 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,900 at Rick's Bar. 1673 01:21:08,990 --> 01:21:10,910 Oh my God. 1674 01:21:12,770 --> 01:21:15,380 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1675 01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:18,080 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1676 01:21:18,170 --> 01:21:20,080 and buried him at sea. 1677 01:21:20,170 --> 01:21:22,210 It's 22,000 calories. 1678 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,480 Yeah, eat up. I'm Craig. 1679 01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:27,660 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1680 01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:31,620 Thank you, Steven. I hope you're serious about that. 1681 01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:33,960 If you want a pal, just have a son. 1682 01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:39,620 At the end of the day... I'm a lone wolf. 1683 01:21:39,710 --> 01:21:41,280 I accept that. 1684 01:21:47,550 --> 01:21:49,770 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1685 01:21:49,850 --> 01:21:51,420 Of course not. Did you? 1686 01:21:51,510 --> 01:21:52,730 Nuh-uh. No. 1687 01:21:52,810 --> 01:21:55,120 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1688 01:21:55,210 --> 01:21:56,610 You know I hate that shit. 1689 01:21:56,690 --> 01:21:58,560 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1690 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,730 - What's it called? - It's an application. 1691 01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:02,250 Application. Like literally, 1692 01:22:02,340 --> 01:22:04,260 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1693 01:22:12,090 --> 01:22:16,570 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1694 01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:18,750 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1695 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:20,410 I saw Devin on the news. 1696 01:22:20,490 --> 01:22:22,710 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1697 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:23,840 got all burnt up. 1698 01:22:23,930 --> 01:22:25,280 He looked good. 1699 01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:28,240 - Devin looked good? - Devin looked good. 1700 01:22:28,330 --> 01:22:30,030 Is Dad talking about that wild hike we went on 1701 01:22:30,110 --> 01:22:31,670 where he ate all those bad mushrooms? 1702 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:33,370 - [thud] - Oh my God! 1703 01:22:35,990 --> 01:22:37,210 Are you okay? 1704 01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:39,810 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1705 01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:44,160 It's fine. 1706 01:22:46,130 --> 01:22:47,260 Sir. 1707 01:22:47,340 --> 01:22:48,260 No, it's fine. 1708 01:22:48,350 --> 01:22:49,570 Sir? 1709 01:22:51,610 --> 01:22:54,170 You just bumped into this young lady here 1710 01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:56,390 and I think you should apologize. 1711 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:58,920 Did I? 1712 01:22:59,010 --> 01:23:00,880 Yeah, you did. 1713 01:23:00,970 --> 01:23:04,150 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1714 01:23:04,230 --> 01:23:05,970 Can you please apologize? 1715 01:23:09,850 --> 01:23:11,590 I'm not scared of you. 1716 01:23:11,670 --> 01:23:13,370 I bought a van today. 1717 01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,120 Apologies, ma'am. 1718 01:23:21,470 --> 01:23:23,300 Enjoy your peppers. 1719 01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:24,770 Thank you. 1720 01:23:28,430 --> 01:23:30,080 You bought a van? 1721 01:23:32,690 --> 01:23:34,820 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1722 01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:36,300 What? 1723 01:23:36,390 --> 01:23:38,220 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1724 01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:41,530 Oh, come on. Let's all enjoy our meals. 1725 01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:43,100 What the hell did I just do? 1726 01:23:43,180 --> 01:23:44,310 It's fine. 1727 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,270 [Steven] Oh, you motherfuckers. 1728 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,710 You motherfuckers. 1729 01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:49,460 Happy birthday! 1730 01:23:50,970 --> 01:23:52,620 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1731 01:23:54,850 --> 01:23:57,510 [doo wop music] 1732 01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:07,600 Craig... this is too much. 1733 01:24:07,690 --> 01:24:10,390 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1734 01:24:12,690 --> 01:24:14,820 Hey Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1735 01:24:14,910 --> 01:24:16,000 and watch a movie or something? 1736 01:24:16,090 --> 01:24:17,750 Um... 1737 01:24:19,390 --> 01:24:20,570 Yeah. 1738 01:24:20,660 --> 01:24:23,270 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1739 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,610 Cool. 1740 01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:28,190 Oh! 1741 01:24:28,270 --> 01:24:29,490 Austin got a new car. 1742 01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:30,850 Sick. 1743 01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,890 [man] That is so fucking pimp. 1744 01:24:35,970 --> 01:24:37,410 [Tami] There's lots of cars. 1745 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,760 They must be having a party. 1746 01:24:41,370 --> 01:24:42,940 Oh, by the way. 1747 01:24:43,030 --> 01:24:46,470 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1748 01:24:52,510 --> 01:24:55,120 Alright. Can you run it down to him? 1749 01:24:55,210 --> 01:24:57,380 I'm gonna give Ma the tour. 1750 01:24:57,470 --> 01:24:59,730 Oh! There's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1751 01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:01,210 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1752 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:03,260 Yeah, that'd be really nice. 1753 01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:16,320 Craig. 1754 01:25:17,020 --> 01:25:19,110 I can't believe you got me that van. 1755 01:25:19,190 --> 01:25:22,370 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1756 01:25:22,460 --> 01:25:24,680 I should've done it a long time ago. 1757 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:31,290 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1758 01:25:37,690 --> 01:25:38,730 Hey. 1759 01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,440 You been working out? 1760 01:25:43,220 --> 01:25:45,960 I'm just losing weight 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1761 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:47,520 everybody screams at me. 1762 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:49,000 Everybody fucking hates me. 1763 01:25:49,090 --> 01:25:50,220 Huh. 1764 01:25:50,310 --> 01:25:52,400 You look like you've been working out. 1765 01:25:53,400 --> 01:25:55,140 You been working out? 1766 01:25:55,230 --> 01:25:57,050 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1767 01:25:57,140 --> 01:25:58,710 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1768 01:26:00,190 --> 01:26:01,490 Yeah, if that's alright. 1769 01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:03,580 Yeah. [laughs] 1770 01:26:03,670 --> 01:26:05,890 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1771 01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,380 No, do it hard! 1772 01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:08,640 Oh... ouch! 1773 01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:09,800 This is good, right? 1774 01:26:09,890 --> 01:26:11,590 Well, I didn't say hit me! 1775 01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,680 [laughing] Hi. 1776 01:26:12,770 --> 01:26:14,040 You trying to wrestle each other? 1777 01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:16,030 Oh shit. 1778 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:19,210 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1779 01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:21,040 We'll do presents in five minutes. 1780 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,560 Alright? You little heartbreaker. 1781 01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:27,740 Hey, Craig. 1782 01:26:27,830 --> 01:26:29,310 You wanna take it for a spin? 1783 01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:30,700 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1784 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,180 It's really nice having you in the house. 1785 01:26:37,010 --> 01:26:38,140 I'll see you soon. 1786 01:26:39,710 --> 01:26:41,630 [Craig] Alright, I'll be back. 1787 01:26:51,150 --> 01:26:52,850 [chuckles] 1788 01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:11,300 ♪ 1789 01:27:23,580 --> 01:27:26,060 ♪ I get away every day My holiday ♪ 1790 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,800 ♪ I'm gettin' paid 1791 01:27:27,890 --> 01:27:29,500 ♪ I live it up, on the go, 1792 01:27:29,580 --> 01:27:32,060 ♪ I'm getting high, I'm getting low ♪ 1793 01:27:32,150 --> 01:27:33,450 ♪ Kickin' off and I lose control ♪ 1794 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:36,060 ♪ I'm born to fly, I want it all ♪ 1795 01:27:36,150 --> 01:27:38,680 ♪ Take off and I'm everywhere, I'm in the air ♪ 1796 01:27:38,770 --> 01:27:41,690 ♪ I'll meet you there. I get away every day ♪ 1797 01:27:41,770 --> 01:27:44,330 ♪ My holiday I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1798 01:27:44,420 --> 01:27:45,860 ♪ I live it up, on the go 1799 01:27:45,950 --> 01:27:48,390 ♪ I'm getting high. I'm never low... ♪ 1800 01:27:48,470 --> 01:27:52,390 ♪ 1801 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:56,560 [heavy metal music] 1802 01:27:56,650 --> 01:27:58,740 [engine revs] 1803 01:28:08,140 --> 01:28:09,880 [metal scrapes] 1804 01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,060 [tires screech] 1805 01:28:28,990 --> 01:28:31,080 [indistinct conversations] 1806 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,310 Who's he? 1807 01:28:38,390 --> 01:28:39,820 Hey Zed! 1808 01:28:39,910 --> 01:28:41,430 Look at this. 1809 01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:43,780 We're just getting started and I'm already double-fisting. 1810 01:28:43,870 --> 01:28:45,610 Hey everybody. It's been a minute. 1811 01:28:45,700 --> 01:28:46,740 Craig. 1812 01:28:46,830 --> 01:28:48,220 You can't just come in here. 1813 01:28:48,310 --> 01:28:50,570 I just came to congratulate you on that hot rod. 1814 01:28:50,660 --> 01:28:53,450 That thing is pimp! My God! 1815 01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:54,410 Heck yeah. 1816 01:28:54,490 --> 01:28:55,840 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1817 01:28:55,930 --> 01:28:57,580 I actually got a new car myself. 1818 01:28:57,670 --> 01:28:59,800 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1819 01:28:59,890 --> 01:29:01,320 gently used. It's so cool. 1820 01:29:01,410 --> 01:29:02,850 Let's catch up-- 1821 01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:05,860 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1822 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:08,250 [laughs] 1823 01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:11,420 Oh, Garrett. 1824 01:29:11,510 --> 01:29:13,640 I've been thinking so much about your little busty daughter 1825 01:29:13,730 --> 01:29:15,900 who everybody keeps staring at. 1826 01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:17,690 Why are people such bad people? 1827 01:29:21,300 --> 01:29:22,690 Alright. 1828 01:29:24,310 --> 01:29:26,400 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1829 01:29:27,570 --> 01:29:29,260 I just wanted to apologize 1830 01:29:29,350 --> 01:29:33,090 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1831 01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:36,010 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you. 1832 01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:38,840 Making the night weird and have to end early. 1833 01:29:39,890 --> 01:29:41,200 I just think it's... 1834 01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:44,800 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1835 01:29:44,890 --> 01:29:47,020 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1836 01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:49,980 Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1837 01:29:50,070 --> 01:29:51,680 Honestly. Come on. 1838 01:29:51,770 --> 01:29:53,250 Let me show you the hot rod. 1839 01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:54,430 Come on. 1840 01:29:54,510 --> 01:29:56,200 Is it cool if I stay? 1841 01:29:56,290 --> 01:29:57,770 I apologized. 1842 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,400 So that's it. 1843 01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:07,270 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1844 01:30:07,350 --> 01:30:08,830 One thing. 1845 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,840 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1846 01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:13,920 Maybe you guys are the bad guys. Huh? 1847 01:30:14,010 --> 01:30:15,700 Are you guys the bad guys? 1848 01:30:15,790 --> 01:30:17,440 I mean, I know you're not. 1849 01:30:17,530 --> 01:30:19,580 But can you give me a second chance? 1850 01:30:20,230 --> 01:30:21,710 Give me a second chance. 1851 01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:23,710 Get to know me. 1852 01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,890 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1853 01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:28,200 Alright, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1854 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:29,980 Come on! Ask me something. 1855 01:30:30,070 --> 01:30:31,380 [crowd] Whoa, whoa! 1856 01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,500 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1857 01:30:33,590 --> 01:30:35,200 Ask me something! 1858 01:30:35,290 --> 01:30:37,200 I got great "would you rathers"! 1859 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,160 Don't I, Austin?! 1860 01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:41,340 Would you rathers? 1861 01:30:41,430 --> 01:30:43,130 Would you rather, like... 1862 01:30:43,210 --> 01:30:45,600 Would you rather, uh, do stand up 1863 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:48,130 for one whole year just for your dad 1864 01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:51,790 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1865 01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:54,700 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1866 01:30:54,790 --> 01:30:56,530 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1867 01:30:58,180 --> 01:30:59,220 You. 1868 01:30:59,310 --> 01:31:01,970 Ask me something! Ask me something! 1869 01:31:02,060 --> 01:31:03,410 Alright, uh... 1870 01:31:03,490 --> 01:31:04,530 What... 1871 01:31:04,620 --> 01:31:06,270 what's your favorite food? 1872 01:31:08,150 --> 01:31:10,540 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1873 01:31:10,630 --> 01:31:12,240 I'm too nervous! 1874 01:31:12,330 --> 01:31:14,160 Somebody else ask me! 1875 01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,330 You! 1876 01:31:16,070 --> 01:31:17,500 Who the hell are you?! 1877 01:31:17,590 --> 01:31:19,460 You guys got a new guy? 1878 01:31:19,550 --> 01:31:21,590 There's a new guy?! 1879 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,600 What's your name? 1880 01:31:22,690 --> 01:31:24,780 Jimp. I got two twin girls. 1881 01:31:24,860 --> 01:31:25,860 Jim? 1882 01:31:25,950 --> 01:31:27,170 No, Jimp. 1883 01:31:27,260 --> 01:31:29,050 It's like jump... with an I. 1884 01:31:29,130 --> 01:31:30,400 Jimp? 1885 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:31,880 Jimp. Yeah. 1886 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:39,610 I'm sorry. 1887 01:31:41,310 --> 01:31:43,140 This is fucking insane. 1888 01:31:43,230 --> 01:31:45,450 This is insane. [laughs] 1889 01:31:46,270 --> 01:31:47,580 I'm sorry. 1890 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:49,840 [sighs] 1891 01:31:49,930 --> 01:31:51,800 Should we just sing? 1892 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:55,800 Let's sing. 1893 01:31:58,770 --> 01:32:02,170 [singing] ♪ Boy, you should know that 1894 01:32:03,470 --> 01:32:07,260 ♪ I've had you on my mind 1895 01:32:07,340 --> 01:32:10,030 ♪ Your secret admirer 1896 01:32:11,260 --> 01:32:14,310 ♪ I've been watching you at night ♪ 1897 01:32:14,390 --> 01:32:15,690 [groans] 1898 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,480 [gunshot] 1899 01:32:16,570 --> 01:32:17,570 Fuck! 1900 01:32:26,970 --> 01:32:28,930 Everybody get the fuck on the ground! 1901 01:32:29,010 --> 01:32:32,010 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 1902 01:32:32,100 --> 01:32:33,670 Don't even fucking look at me! 1903 01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:36,640 Keep your heads down! 1904 01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:38,680 [no audible dialogue] 1905 01:32:40,810 --> 01:32:43,080 I'll blow your heads off! 1906 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,600 Keep 'em down! 1907 01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:47,420 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 1908 01:32:47,510 --> 01:32:50,250 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 1909 01:32:50,340 --> 01:32:52,900 You rich babies! 1910 01:32:55,910 --> 01:32:56,950 Alright, folks. 1911 01:32:58,350 --> 01:32:59,880 This has been a blast. 1912 01:33:00,830 --> 01:33:02,490 But unfortunately... 1913 01:33:02,570 --> 01:33:04,750 it's a school night for your daddy. 1914 01:33:05,790 --> 01:33:07,570 [police sirens] 1915 01:33:07,660 --> 01:33:08,960 You rats! 1916 01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:11,010 You called the fucking cops?! 1917 01:33:12,010 --> 01:33:13,360 [glass shatters] 1918 01:33:18,190 --> 01:33:21,540 ♪ 1919 01:33:45,260 --> 01:33:46,520 Great hanging, Craigy. 1920 01:33:46,610 --> 01:33:47,740 So fun, dude. 1921 01:33:47,830 --> 01:33:49,180 Great to see you guys. 1922 01:33:50,220 --> 01:33:51,350 Great to see you, man. 1923 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:52,960 Of course, of course. 1924 01:33:53,050 --> 01:33:54,360 I'll see you Friday night. 1925 01:33:54,450 --> 01:33:55,720 Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 1926 01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:56,760 I'll call you later. 1927 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,060 Yeah, see ya. See ya. 1928 01:33:59,580 --> 01:34:01,710 Alright. Alright. 1929 01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:03,840 Hey. 1930 01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:05,630 You know how to get home, right? 1931 01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:06,670 I'll do my best. 1932 01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:07,930 [both laughing] 1933 01:34:08,020 --> 01:34:09,500 Hey. 1934 01:34:09,980 --> 01:34:11,760 I love you, rock star. 1935 01:34:13,030 --> 01:34:14,380 I love you, Craigy. 1936 01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:21,430 [police radio chatter] 1937 01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:37,750 [indistinct conversation] 1938 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,810 [overlapping conversation] 1939 01:34:50,590 --> 01:34:54,330 ♪ 1940 01:35:06,430 --> 01:35:09,470 ♪ At night I think of you 1941 01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:13,570 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1942 01:35:13,660 --> 01:35:16,930 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1943 01:35:17,010 --> 01:35:18,840 ♪ If your love is strong 1944 01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:20,570 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you. ♪ 1945 01:35:20,660 --> 01:35:24,530 ♪ At night I think of you 1946 01:35:24,620 --> 01:35:28,320 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1947 01:35:28,410 --> 01:35:31,630 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1948 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:33,860 ♪ If your love is strong 1949 01:35:33,940 --> 01:35:36,160 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1950 01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:41,160 ♪ Every day I pray my heart can win ♪ 1951 01:35:43,770 --> 01:35:48,250 ♪ Every night I pray I can call you my man ♪ 1952 01:35:48,340 --> 01:35:50,600 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1953 01:35:50,690 --> 01:35:52,300 ♪ I need you 1954 01:35:52,390 --> 01:35:54,170 ♪ I want you 1955 01:35:54,260 --> 01:35:57,610 ♪ to have you, hold you, squeeze you ♪ 1956 01:35:57,700 --> 01:36:01,790 ♪ So I am going now, every weekend ♪ 1957 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:05,240 ♪ Just to see my boo again 1958 01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:08,500 ♪ At night I think of you 1959 01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:12,450 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1960 01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:16,370 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1961 01:36:16,460 --> 01:36:18,070 ♪ If your love is strong 1962 01:36:18,150 --> 01:36:20,070 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1963 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:23,470 ♪ At night I think of you 1964 01:36:23,550 --> 01:36:27,330 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1965 01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:30,950 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1966 01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:33,090 ♪ If your love is strong 1967 01:36:33,170 --> 01:36:35,040 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1968 01:36:35,130 --> 01:36:38,520 ♪ These feelings I have for you ♪ 1969 01:36:38,610 --> 01:36:42,220 ♪ That go deeper if you can come ♪ 1970 01:36:42,310 --> 01:36:44,830 ♪ Correct with your game boy 1971 01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:46,050 ♪ No, no 1972 01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:49,700 ♪ No you can't be lame boy 1973 01:36:49,790 --> 01:36:53,270 ♪ But if you can please me 1974 01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:56,760 ♪ then my love will come easy 1975 01:36:56,850 --> 01:36:59,900 ♪ I'll do anything you want 1976 01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,800 ♪ Freak me boy 1977 01:37:01,890 --> 01:37:04,150 ♪ I'm thinking of you 1978 01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:07,640 ♪ At night I think of you 1979 01:37:07,730 --> 01:37:11,520 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1980 01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:14,990 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1981 01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,210 ♪ If your love is strong 1982 01:37:17,300 --> 01:37:19,080 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1983 01:37:19,170 --> 01:37:22,610 ♪ At night I think of you 1984 01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:26,490 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1985 01:37:26,570 --> 01:37:29,830 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1986 01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:31,960 ♪ If your love is strong 1987 01:37:32,050 --> 01:37:34,270 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1988 01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:38,060 ♪ Boy, you've got all I need 1989 01:37:38,150 --> 01:37:41,420 ♪ From what I see 1990 01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,280 ♪ And boy 1991 01:37:43,370 --> 01:37:48,240 ♪ Every night I am constantly thinking of you ♪ 1992 01:37:48,330 --> 01:37:51,290 ♪ 1993 01:38:13,310 --> 01:38:18,010 ♪ 1994 01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:21,450 ♪ At night I think of you 1995 01:38:21,540 --> 01:38:25,500 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1996 01:38:25,590 --> 01:38:28,940 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1997 01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:30,680 ♪ If your love is strong 1998 01:38:30,770 --> 01:38:32,730 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1999 01:38:32,810 --> 01:38:36,990 ♪ At night I think of you 2000 01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:40,700 ♪ 2001 01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:51,270 ♪ Cop killer 2002 01:38:51,350 --> 01:38:54,000 ♪ 2003 01:38:54,090 --> 01:38:57,310 ♪ Let's kill the cops tonight 2004 01:38:57,400 --> 01:39:01,580 ♪ 2005 01:39:01,670 --> 01:39:03,500 ♪ Cop killer 2006 01:39:03,580 --> 01:39:05,620 ♪ 2007 01:39:05,710 --> 01:39:10,020 ♪ Kill every cop in sight 2008 01:39:10,110 --> 01:39:12,540 ♪ Cop killer 2009 01:39:12,630 --> 01:39:16,030 ♪ 2010 01:39:57,590 --> 01:40:01,160 ♪ 2011 01:40:06,430 --> 01:40:08,040 ♪ Cop killer 2012 01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:10,780 ♪ 2013 01:40:10,870 --> 01:40:13,660 ♪ Let's kill the cops tonight. ♪ 2014 01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:17,750 ♪ 2015 01:40:17,830 --> 01:40:20,050 ♪ Cop killer 2016 01:40:20,140 --> 01:40:22,010 ♪ 2017 01:40:22,090 --> 01:40:27,400 ♪ Kill every cop in sight. 2018 01:40:27,490 --> 01:40:29,190 ♪ Cop killer 2019 01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:34,640 ♪ 133552