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Hi, guys. It’s been a while.
We’re gonna meet a new tutor today.
So what? Let’s play a game today.
Yeah.
Why do we need psychology if we are physicists?
If teacher said so, then we need it.
- Really? - When will she come here?
She will come soon.
Let’s repeat our old trick.
- Say something. - 1,2,3. Connected?
- Yes, it is. - Great.
So
Hi, guys. It’s been a while.
We’re going to continue our stories.
I don’t remember how many of them we had already.
We’re gonna meet a new tutor today.
Do you think it’s going to work?
I think it’s going to work.
Damn, it will be really great if we manage to make it up as we planned.
Well... She will be running the exam.
- We don’t need this psychology. - She is disgusting.
Are you just looking at yourself?
Everything is working and focused.
OK, we’ve got all the materials. Let’s wait for her.
Did you hide everything needed?
- Yes. - Cool.
Yes, come in.
Hello, hello.
- Hello. - So, who needed a tutor?
Well, actually we are physicists.
But we need to pass an exam in psychology this year.
I don’t know why do engineers need it.
Okay, let’s see.
You better have a seat.
Sit down.
So, please let me see your exam questions.
- Yes, sure. - I need to check your tasks.
- Here is the list of tasks. - Okay, questions.
Subjects in psychology.
Science and psychology.
Okay, I see.
Research methods in psychology.
Introspection in psychology.
Testing and analysis in psychology.
Well, okay.
Ask questions immediately, if you have some.
We have a lot of questions and no answers.
Exactly.
Okay, I see.
Who is running your exam?
Marivanna.
I know her.
- Well... - She’s an old bitch, to be honest.
She’s a professor, so she wants students
to use their original ideas when answering.
That’s weird, because we have so many subjects.
And concrete structures, not original ideas.
Let’s practice this if you want to pass the exam.
So we can find our original solutions.
So, the structure of human psychology.
Classifications of sensations.
How do they work.
Properties of perceptual disorders.
Focus and actions, okay.
Actions...
Yeah, well.
Listen and note.
What did you mean by original ideas?
Well, let’s start from the meaning of the word ‘psychology’.
It means life and soul, word and knowledge.
What?
Traditionally, we consider psychology as a knowledge about soul.
But actually it is the way of control.
Control of what?
Let’s study this on PET tomography example.
- What?! - Let me explain.
For example
let’s start from the beginning.
Psychology appeared as a part of antique philosophy.
Ancient greek philosophers learnt it to control their bodies
And how to control their emotions, especially for soldiers.
This is really useful.
This is very interesting.
Actually, I can prove that these ideas work.
How do they work?
For example, I'm really afraid of being tickled.
Thanks to psychology, I’ve learned how to detach from these reflexes.
And how not to react on it.
Well, stop.
I don’t think we will pass the exam this way.
The textbook says completely contradictory things.
I'm confident in my theory and ready to prove it to you.
- So we can bet. - Bet?
I’ll bet my fee for this session on it.
As long as you’re betting just as much.
- So in this case we should pay you double price? - Yes.
Okay, let’s capture it.
I am very afraid of being tickled.
But I promise to stay in control of my mind.
I can stay calm and control my receptors.
In order to avoid reacting to external triggers.
I will prove it.
I know how we will do it.
How?
We need an electric toothbrush and a harmonica.
- Bring it here. - Okay.
Here you go.
You should put the harmonica into your mouth.
Okay.
And I will tickle you now.
- Okay. - It’s a common joke among physicists.
If it goes on for more than three seconds — game over.
Anything before that doesn't count.
I mean, the sound.
Well, deal.
- Let’s try it out. - Are you filming? - Yeah.
Let’s start.
So
Be careful.
Let me tie it up.
Don’t forget about 3 seconds.
- I just checked it out, guys. - Okay.
- Oh! - Are you filming? - Yes, I am.
She’s doing really well.
Controlling herself.
Okay, let’s not count this one.
We made her laugh.
She’s really good.
Well...
We’re filming everything. We have a deal.
Stop.
Don’t forget that you can’t move.
We have a deal.
The sound of despair.
Wait.
She’s breathing harder.
Wait.
Let’s take it off.
Yeah, let’s do it.
Be careful.
May I?
Just to keep the experiment clean.
- With one hand like a pro. - Oh yeah.
She’s doing really well.
The toothbrush will die before she moves.
I think we can make her move.
Wow, something is coming.
No? Isn’t it?
Hey, listen. I have an idea.
- What kind of idea? - You’ll see it now.
Look what I’ve got.
Let’s change.
Take a pillow.
Look.
Stand up like this.
Yeah, okay?
Okay
Fuck.
- She’s really tough. - Indeed.
- Or not that tough. - Let’s try another mode.
Fuck, she’s really tough.
Fuck yeah.
Maybe we lost the game already.
- No way. - No?
Let’s wait.
She’s still tough.
But something is moving.
Well, yeah.
Play harmonica for us.
- How can she be so tough? - I don’t know.
Let’s try the strongest mode.
Something is starting.
We did it!
She couldn’t handle it.
Fuck off!
- Fuck off with your psychology. - Congratulations.
Just fuck me, please.
I want to fuck so much.
- We did it. - Yes, we did it.
Go on the couch.
Which side do you pick?
I’ll stay near her face.
Deal.
Go down.
Give me your ass.
Move closer.
Was it worthy?
Yeah?
Let me have a seat here a bit.
Go a bit down.
Can you deal with our professor so we can pass the exam?
The same way.
Yeah, we can do it the same way.
- Once again. - Yeah.
High five!
Do you like to be our tutor?
Let’s not talk about psychology.
Be careful.
Move your ass.
Good job.
I see you’re chilling hard.
- Let’s change. - I think we can.
What about her ass?
I’m in!
And I’m gonna play here.
Good.
Wait a second.
I’m starting to like psychology.
Me too.
Lie on your back.
Let’s move a little bit.
Good job, man.
Move closer.
I will cum soon.
Let me come here.
Put your leg up.
Wait.
Do you like it?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Not too hard. She is sensitive.
All psychologists are so sensitive?
I never tried to control that.
Let’s try your theory on your breasts.
Let’s try it next time.
Okay.
Wait. Stay here.
Come on.
Move there.
Just put it down.
Good.
Don’t you want to start studying psychology?
- Me? - Yeah. - No way.
I like girls psychologists more.
Let’s change.
Not yet.
Now let’s do it.
- I just came. - Did you? - Yes.
- I’m gonna cum soon too. - We will became psychology bros.
Exactly.
Now you’ll get the load.
- Let’s switch. - Yes.
Come on.
Show us your ass. That’s it.
- We are psychology bros now! - Exactly.
We can make you cum again.
Hold it.
Move closer to him.
Lie on the back.
Take your harmonica.
She’s playing us a song.
You chose the right point.
Hold it like this.
Oh, guys.
I came again.
Okay, I lost the game.
But I taught the lesson.
- You own us nothing. - Yeah.
We want to have the next lesson tomorrow.
We will see.
- Don’t forget your shoes. - Yeah, the shoes.
Check the stream.
Guys, we did it!
As always.
Come on.
We will wait for you on our next stream.
We need to have more lessons.
Bye!
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