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Wow. Thank you.
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- Cappuccino time.
- Wow.
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I even did a little
design in the foam there.
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- Is it a penis?
- It's a palm tree.
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It really does look like a
penis. There. There you go.
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Okay, now I see.
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- Now I... Yes.
- Yes, I get why you said that.
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It's a palm tree.
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- For you.
- It's delicious.
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Thank you.
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And honestly, it's very refreshing
to be with someone so creative.
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Well, thank you.
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Holy shit. Speak of the devil.
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This is... MK Ultra 4.
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I have no idea. I was
just flipping around...
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No, this is my movie.
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This is... You know,
I made this movie.
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- This is you. Wow.
- Yeah.
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I had no idea. So
you directed this?
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Sort of. I championed it.
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I actually... I bought the spec
script for the original MK Ultra.
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It was, like, a low-budget spy thriller,
but they made it into a whole franchise.
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If that guy can blow
up cars with his mind,
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how come he can't just take
all the bad guys' guns away?
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In order to, like, really
understand MK Ultra 4,
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you have to have
recently seen MK Ultra 2,
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which actually, in our timeline, comes
between MK Ultra 3 and MK Ultra 4.
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Yeah, well, I've not
actually seen any of them.
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Are you kidding me?
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- Wow.
- Sorry.
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No, it's fine.
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I mean, they made 3.8 billion
globally, but not everyone...
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They kind of got past a lot
of people, I think. Yeah.
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Well, look, why don't we do like a,
you know, a marathon next weekend?
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We can watch all of
them. How many are there?
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- There's seven of them.
- Okay.
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That sounds fun. Give you
a live audio commentary.
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Give you all the dirt.
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Hey, this might be a
little short notice,
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but are you busy tonight?
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Why?
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I have to go to this,
you know, work thing.
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It's, like, a super
fancy-schmancy
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Cedars-Sinai fundraising
black-tie gala thing.
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I mean, it's
actually really fun,
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even if it is for kid cancer.
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And there will be
a lot of booze.
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I would hope, yeah,
given the circumstances.
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Look, if you can't, you
can't. It's not a big deal.
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- I don't need you to come or anything.
- No, no. I can.
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I'm gonna... I can move some stuff
around. Yeah, I would love to go.
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Thank you for inviting me.
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Are you sure? 'Cause there
will be a lot of doctor talk.
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I love doc talk.
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I've seen Patch Adams 12 times.
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You're so funny.
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- Thank you.
- No, it's good.
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It's really good.
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You know, the doctors
that I usually date,
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they're a bunch of self-serious
egomaniacs, but not you.
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You don't take yourself
seriously at all.
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No, I really don't.
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- No, and it's really good.
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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{\an8}Breaking news. Tonight, chaos
has spread across the city.
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Officials are advising
to shelter in place.
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This summer...
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- You seeing anything?
- No.
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From the director of Her...
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You smell that?
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Oh, shit.
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He's dropping trou.
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We got this.
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I got dooked!
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Does this mean I'm gonna die?
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We all gotta die
sooner or later, buddy.
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And you're dying sooner.
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Duhpocalypse.
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All right, y'all. We love it,
but shit's wack up in here.
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We got a trailer crisis.
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Heartland theater owners
are refusing to show this
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because of the
diarrhea explosion.
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- What?
- What?
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Literally the funniest
part of the trailer.
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No, hold on.
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This is a movie where zombies
infect people with their diarrhea.
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How the fuck else are we
supposed to sell this, Maya?
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- Hey, your tone, man.
- Hold on now.
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Are we losing the point
of the film in the comedy?
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We made a dark satire about
medical disinformation,
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- and I don't want that to get lost.
- No, it's true.
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It's a very deep
and complex film,
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but I want that diarrhea
explosion in the trailer.
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Okay, as long as you
maintain my client's vision.
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Okay, sure, but there's a real concern
that the graphic depiction of diarrhea
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will hurt the concession sales
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- of brown liquids, i.e. Coca-Cola.
- No. That's so stupid.
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This is why I said we
should've sold to streamers.
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No testing, no theater owners.
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- Leigh, don't be such a fucking agent.
- Go blow me, Matt.
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Horror and comedy play better in
theaters, and this is a horror comedy.
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- Okay, you are 1,000% right.
- Yes.
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- He's right.
- It's true.
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- I said that.
- Okay, knowing my audience,
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how about if we just lean into
the whole zombie-shit aspect of it
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and design soda cups with Zombie
Dookie or Diet-rrhea Coke?
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- That's it!
- Oh, my God. You're a genius.
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He's a fucking genius.
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Okay, what if we have a
shit-free theatrical trailer,
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save the shitsplosion for the
red band, call it a brown band.
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No, that's a very good idea,
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but honestly, I think we gotta
lead with the shitsplosion.
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When's the absolute hard-out
deadline to ship this?
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Absolute out the door, drop-dead,
done, finito, 10:00 p.m. tonight.
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Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
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We're gonna tweak this joke,
but we are not gonna cut it.
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I'll ram it through
with the theater owners.
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- Thank you, everybody.
- Thank you.
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- All right, Matt.
- Yes.
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I really appreciate you
having my back on this.
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No problem. And just so you know,
Johnny, this is a hill I will die on.
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We are getting
that shitsplosion.
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- Thanks, buddy.
- Yeah.
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Shit.
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- Can we order some fucking sushi?
- No, I am so sick of sushi.
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I have had SUGARFISH
three times this week.
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Hey. Are you fucking leaving?
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Yes, I actually have a very important
event I have to get to, unfortunately.
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- What about the fucking trailer?
- I have my phone.
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Just text me new cuts as
they come in, all right?
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I'm sorry, what's more
important than Duhpocalypse?
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Just a charity event for
Cedars-Sinai. I'm actually...
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well, I'm dating a
doctor who works there.
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You're dating a doctor?
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- I am, yeah.
- What kind of doctor?
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- Pediatric oncologist. How's that?
- Fun.
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- Yeah.
- Impressive.
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What do you and a
doctor even talk about?
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All sorts of smart shit, bitch. What
the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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- What do you talk about?
- Okay, well, let me ask you this.
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What does a pediatric
oncologist do, Matt?
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It's kid cancer. I don't like the
connotation of any of this shit.
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- I know all this stuff.
- Right.
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We're looking at cuts until
the 10:00 p.m. deadline,
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so are you sure you're gonna
be able to sign off on them?
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Yes. Luckily, she understands
that what I do is very important,
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and she really respects what I
do, and she's very accommodating.
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- So I'll have my phone on.
- She sounds amazing.
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- Please have your phone on.
- We'll email you.
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{\an8}Look, I owe it to you to be completely
transparent. This is a drug trial.
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And while, obviously, the
goal is to cure your daughter,
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there is a risk that the
trial will not work at all.
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Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
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We do not cut back to Josh
after the shitsplosion.
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You just stay on Knoxville. We
don't see Josh covered in diarrhea.
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No, look, it's an ethical dilemma
for me. I mean, obviously, it's a...
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it's a very, very hard
choice for a parent.
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So take some time
and think about it...
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Also, make the fart really
wet-sounding. Really juice it, okay?
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Great. Thanks.
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Shit.
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- Sorry, work thing. It's...
- I know.
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- Never ends, right?
- No.
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- Holy shit. Look, look.
- What?
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It's a plaque for all the
movies they shot here.
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Oppenheimer. Gigli. Fight
Club though, that's cool.
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I've heard of that
one. Fight Club. Yes.
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I haven't seen it,
but I've heard of it.
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You haven't seen Fight Club?
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- No.
- Oh, my God. That's crazy.
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- We gotta add that to the list.
- Oh, God. How many is it now?
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It's like 47 movies or
something like that.
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- Forty-seven movies?
- Yep.
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That's probably more movies than
I've seen in my entire life.
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Better get started
tonight then, huh?
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Sarah.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- These are friends.
- Cool.
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- This is Dr. Rebecca Chan-Sanders.
- Hi, how's it going?
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- Hello there.
- This is Dr. Steve Chan.
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- Hi, what's up?
- Hi.
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And this is Matt Remick.
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Yes. Double MDs.
Impressive couple, right?
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Thank you very much. And I have
to say, this is impressive.
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- What?
- Is that tailored?
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- Yeah.
- It's brown.
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I mean, it's rust, kinda. If you need a
good tailor, I could hook you up, man.
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No. Mine's a rental.
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You'd never know.
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So, Steve is the
CAR guy at Cedars.
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Wow. That's awesome. I'm actually
kind of a car guy myself.
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I have a Aston Martin, a Fiat.
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I just got a Studebaker
from the '60s.
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Sorry, no, no. CAR stands for
"Chimeric Antigen Receptors"
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for all those party people here.
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Pardon us. Super nerd alert.
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That actually sounds like a weapon
from a sci-fi movie or something.
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He is a breath of fresh air.
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I know, right?
He's not a doctor.
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No, not at all.
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This is actually a lot
like a Hollywood party.
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It's just, everyone's, like, a
little bit smarter, you know?
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- A little bit.
- Yeah.
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You're so funny.
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You ever talk to an
orthopedic surgeon?
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Yeah, I've had deeper conversations
with my pitching wedge.
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Truly.
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So, Matt, what is it that
you do in the movies?
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Matt is a Hollywood mogul.
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Yes. He runs a movie studio.
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- It's called Continental Studios.
- Well, pardon me.
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And what movies have you made?
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Well, I championed the
MK Ultra franchise.
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The Lighthouse Keeper,
Dumb Guys 1 and 2.
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- That sounds fun.
- I don't know.
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It is actually really
fun, but, you know,
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like your jobs, I'm sure, it
can be very stressful at times.
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Sure.
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I guess, in a way.
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Yeah.
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Let's see. There's...
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Look, there's... Josh, June!
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You're gonna love these guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Sarah.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hi there.
- And this must be Matt.
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I'm Matt. Hi. A pleasure.
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- Hey. How you doing?
- How's it going?
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Wow, your tux is so fancy.
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Well, I don't know. It's
just a normal tux, right?
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Well, I got this one for my sister's
wedding in 2003, and it still fits.
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Cool. It's got tails,
dude. I like that.
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- Hey, drinks, anyone?
- Yeah.
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- Yes.
- All right.
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- This is so fun.
- Hey.
237
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Matt, you look like
you golf, right?
238
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,154
No, I don't. But yeah.
239
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Between that and fainting
at the sight of blood,
240
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,491
- I'd be a shitty doctor, if anyone...
- You're so missing out.
241
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,619
- On golf, not being a doctor.
- Yeah.
242
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,954
Well, I'd love to hear
your pitch on golf.
243
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,998
Yeah. Sell it to me.
Give me your take, eh?
244
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Okay, well, it's...
245
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Definitely it's good exercise.
You get fresh air, Zen.
246
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,130
You can't perfect it, you know?
It's an exquisite struggle.
247
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,758
Yeah, it's exhilarating at
times and frustrating at times.
248
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,385
- It's like life.
- There you go. It sounds fun.
249
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I'd like to try it.
250
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,223
So I assume you watched
Entourage religiously.
251
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,435
Or was it, like, too
close to home to enjoy?
252
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,314
Entourage was a show
beloved by millions.
253
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,608
I actually saw a horror
movie you would all love.
254
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,735
It's set in a hospital.
Ari Aster directed it.
255
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:56,823
- Don't know him.
- He's amazing.
256
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,283
- Anyway. Cheers. Yeah.
- Cheers.
257
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,704
Honestly, I don't think we have been
to the movies since Barbenheimer.
258
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,248
That was years ago.
259
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,334
We stopped going to the
movies ever since COVID.
260
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,837
We stream everything now.
261
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,798
Well, you should come back.
We'd love to have you.
262
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,424
Well, tell that to
my crazy husband.
263
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,927
- He bought a 77-inch TV.
- That's right.
264
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,720
- Wow, 77.
- Confession, I love it too.
265
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,056
- Yeah. You do.
- Real Housewives.
266
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,725
I'd wager it is better
than any movie theater.
267
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,478
I don't know. IMAX
screen is 79 feet,
268
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,689
so, you know, maybe a
little bit better, right?
269
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,024
- That's true.
- Yeah.
270
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,860
Oh, sh... I'm s...
I have to take this.
271
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,737
- I'm so sorry. Sorry.
- No, it's fine. It's okay. Don't worry.
272
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,115
- Hello? Give me an update.
- I'm here with Johnny.
273
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,450
We have a version here
where we still see the shit,
274
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,412
but it's so quick it's
almost subliminal.
275
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,039
- "Buttliminal."
- Okay.
276
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,584
- Just send it when it's ready.
- What's he laughing at?
277
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:53,297
- What is it? What's so funny?
- It's important work stuff.
278
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:58,050
Speaking of work, I just saw
the images of the Ramirez kid.
279
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,052
- What a nightmare.
- Yeah.
280
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,221
I don't even know.
It's not good.
281
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,141
- Not at all good.
- I'm so sorry, Sarah. It's a rough break.
282
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,267
- Yeah.
- It's awful.
283
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:11,647
You know, it's tough when, you know,
all the odds are stacked against you
284
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,276
and you just gotta keep showing
up and keep a brave face.
285
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,696
I've been there, so...
286
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,448
What do you m...
Wait, have you...
287
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,075
Are you saying you've had a
serious illness that... I didn't...
288
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,619
No. No, no, no.
289
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:30,459
I've just had, like you all, very, very
rough days at work, and it's brutal.
290
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,002
Yeah, sure.
291
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:37,549
But, no offense, Matt, but we... we
have serious stakes to deal with.
292
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,802
Yeah, no. I have very, very serious
stakes to deal with as well.
293
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,887
Oh, yeah.
294
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,806
- Yeah, well...
- No, I'm sure you do.
295
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:50,186
Like, "How much should we charge
for this extra-large popcorn?"
296
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,270
Right?
297
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,064
- It's a joke.
- Yes, it's funny.
298
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,066
No, it's literally
not at all what I do.
299
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,193
- I guess... Yes. I'm...
- Very important.
300
00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:01,155
I'm just saying we all have very
high-pressure jobs. That's all I'm saying.
301
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,533
Yeah. Well, there's pressure and
there's pressure. I mean, honestly,
302
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,660
I'm... I mean,
I'm jealous of it.
303
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,829
We deal with life
and death, and you...
304
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,915
I mean, you just deal with
Rotten Tomatoes splats.
305
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,291
Yeah.
306
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,253
The Tomatometer has a big impact
on box office, I won't lie.
307
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:18,715
And, for the record, you know, people
die on movie sets all the time.
308
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,175
Is that something to brag about?
309
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,301
Yeah.
310
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,554
No. Not at all. I'm not...
I would not brag about it.
311
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,639
I'm just saying,
312
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,392
you all care deeply about
the outcome of your work,
313
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,813
just as I care deeply about
the outcome of my art.
314
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,231
Wait, your art? You...
Wait, don't you...
315
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,401
You work for the studios that make
the... those MK Ultra movies, right?
316
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,069
The exploding head movies?
317
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,739
- Yeah.
- That's... You think that's art?
318
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,241
- I do.
- Come on.
319
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,325
Look, it's...
320
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,412
I'm sure it's a very
well-made popcorn film,
321
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,915
- but it's not art art, right?
- No. No.
322
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,295
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Let's go find our seats.
323
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,591
It is art, for the record.
All movies are art.
324
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,759
You don't get to pick which movies
are art and which ones aren't
325
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,886
just 'cause you don't like 'em.
326
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,846
That's honestly, my
favorite thing about art,
327
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,641
is that, as long as it is a pure
expression of human emotion,
328
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,602
it is, by definition, "art."
329
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:16,230
What, so Picasso's Guernica and
The Emoji Movie are both art?
330
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,441
- That's what you're saying?
- Okay, is The Godfather not art?
331
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,027
- No, obviously The Godfather is art.
- Well, there you go, right?
332
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,154
But they don't even make
movies like that anymore.
333
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:26,908
- It's all superheroes and fighter pilots.
- Yeah.
334
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,827
You want art, you watch TV.
335
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,495
Have you seen The Bear?
336
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,247
- Yes, chef. We love The Bear.
- It's so good.
337
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,459
Okay, I'm gonna show you a
screen grab from MK Ultra,
338
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,668
and I want you to look at this
339
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,337
and tell me that is not art.
340
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,131
"We used a take with no
diarrhea in the mouth." What?
341
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,592
- What in God's name was that?
- That's a work thing.
342
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,513
- Don't worry about that.
- That sounds like real art to me.
343
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,598
If you must know,
344
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:54,685
that message is actually in regards to
a very important satire we're making,
345
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,145
and you guys should
find this interesting,
346
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,107
about medical disinformation
in the social media age.
347
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,776
With diarrhea in the mouth?
348
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,779
Yes, we have very
cleverly decided to use
349
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:09,743
the metaphor of zombies spreading their
virus through projectile diarrhea.
350
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,287
So your very important
satire, it's...
351
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,873
what, it's just poop jokes?
352
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,167
Well, you know what?
353
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,002
Art is meant to
elicit a reaction,
354
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,380
and you're giving me the
reaction of laughter,
355
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:25,091
just proving even further
that it is art, you know?
356
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,095
Yeah, my reaction is that
movie sounds fucking dumb.
357
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,973
Yeah? Why don't you tell that to
Academy Award winner Spike Jonze?
358
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,891
- Who?
- He directed the mo...
359
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,143
- Who is Spike Jonze?
- All right, it doesn't matter.
360
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,229
Okay, yeah. No, he doesn't
need to know who that is.
361
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,356
- Who cares?
- Let's talk about something else.
362
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,567
- They keep bringing it up.
- You know there's a lot of...
363
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,443
You know, I just have
to take one more call.
364
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,445
- I'm sorry. Okay? Okay.
- Okay.
365
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,614
I'll be right back.
366
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,533
- Hello.
- Having fun with your doctors?
367
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,119
Yeah, honestly, no.
368
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,122
These people are a lot less sophisticated
than I thought they would be.
369
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,790
They don't even know
who Spike Jonze is.
370
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,043
- Check your phone.
- Yeah, one sec.
371
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:05,966
Oh, my God.
372
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,343
Oh, God. Yes.
373
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,138
Yeah, send that for
approval right now.
374
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,474
Going twice...
375
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,353
Sold for $5,000 to the handsome
gentleman in the front. Well done, sir.
376
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,063
- Jack!
- Yeah!
377
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,358
- He wanted that. He wanted it.
- He did.
378
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,360
Yeah.
379
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,529
- You good?
- I am good. You good?
380
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,031
- You okay? We good? We're good?
- Yeah.
381
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,449
- Yeah, I think so.
- Sorry about earlier.
382
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,992
- It was a little crazy.
- Yeah.
383
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,577
- But I'm ready to have fun.
- Great.
384
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,662
Not too much fun. I actually
have an early morning.
385
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,707
I have a meeting with a
playwright, actually, from London.
386
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,042
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
387
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,461
What plays did they write?
388
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:46,048
The Harry Potter plays.
389
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,635
Wow. Fancy.
390
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,262
Yeah.
391
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,389
Okay. This is us.
This is it. We're up.
392
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,891
How high are you going?
393
00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,686
We cap at 100K, and split evenly,
that's 50K apiece. All right?
394
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,688
Though, I overheard Ricky
and his buddies saying
395
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,357
that they're gonna tap
out at, like, 80,000.
396
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,067
- Well, fuck them. We got this.
- We got this.
397
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,528
- Yeah, we do.
- What you're bidding on next is
398
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:12,823
a dream golf vacation in
Ireland for four people
399
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:17,411
to the best golf course on earth,
Royal County Down in Northern Ireland,
400
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,039
with number one ranked golfer Scottie
Scheffler giving private lessons!
401
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,544
What an amazing
opportunity this could be!
402
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,129
The bidding will
start at 20,000.
403
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,340
- Do I hear a bid of 20? Anybody at 20?
- 20,000!
404
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,175
- Hear a bid of 25? Anybody at 25?
- 25,000!
405
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,760
Twenty-five! Hear a bid of 30?
406
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,971
Thirty. Hear a bid at 35,
now 40. Forty, now 45.
407
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:38,641
Hear a bid at 45? Now 50. Need a bid
at 50... Now 55. Hear a bid at 60?
408
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,560
- Sixty!
- 60,000!
409
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,186
Do I hear a bid of 65?
410
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,480
- Seventy!
- Seventy! Hear a bid of 75?
411
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,941
- 75,000.
- Fucking 80.
412
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,276
80,000!
413
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,736
- 85,000!
- Honey! Slow down.
414
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,321
- No, I'm fine.
- I know. You got this.
415
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,241
- We get really crazy at these things.
- Oh, yeah. I know.
416
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,119
Nothing crazier than a bunch
of men bidding on golf, right?
417
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,245
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
418
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,831
- They're so scary, I can barely look.
- I know, it's nuts.
419
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:05,626
Well, it's like you guys said, you
lead a very high-stakes lifestyle.
420
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,420
- Are you still pissed off?
- Okay.
421
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,713
- Can you just stop it?
- I will.
422
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,048
You know, like, where's
Fun Matt? I miss that guy.
423
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,009
You're right. I'll be
Fun Matt from now on.
424
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,720
Eighty-five. 85,000. Need a
bid of 90. Hear a bid of 90?
425
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:16,971
- Anybody at... 90!
- Ninety!
426
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,974
- A bid of 92... five? Come on...
- 95,000!
427
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,477
- I'm scaring them off. I'm...
- 100!
428
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,397
Shit. Shit.
429
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,149
- 100,000!
- Honey, you can do it.
430
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,483
Do it, do it.
431
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,444
- Fuck it, I can sell some investments.
- Yes, you can.
432
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,904
One te... 110!
433
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,864
$110,000!
434
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,824
- Shit, you guys are crazy.
- I know!
435
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,578
Suck it! Fucking
Oncology in the hizzouse!
436
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,706
Look at 'em. They
ain't got the stones.
437
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,875
- You did good.
- We got it!
438
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:49,337
Going once, going twice,
439
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:52,423
and I have...
440
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:57,763
- $200,000! Yeah!
- $200,000!
441
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,765
Do I hear anybody
else at two... 210?
442
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,975
- Going once, going twice...
- Wait, wait!
443
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,727
- Sold!
- Oh, baby!
444
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,563
Yes! Yeah! You're welcome!
445
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,316
I hate cancer! I
fucking hate it!
446
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,609
- Yeah!
- Are you insane?
447
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,985
- 200?
- What the fuck?
448
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,280
What? You want Fun Matt? That
was fun. That was actually fun.
449
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,575
- That was great.
- You're bidding against our table.
450
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,411
I mean, what's more
important to you guys?
451
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,956
Do you want money for charity or
do you wanna go play some golf?
452
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:28,501
And also, this is how the
dynamic is, traditionally.
453
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,711
People in the arts, we fund
your little science projects.
454
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,547
Here we go with the
fucking arts again.
455
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,882
Okay, I'm sorry that you
need people in the arts.
456
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,426
The Spielberg Pavilion,
the Streisand Center
457
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,387
- for whatever the fuck she built.
- You don't even like golf.
458
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,430
They sold me on it. They
were incredibly convincing.
459
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,642
The pursuit of imperfection.
Like life. Like art, actually.
460
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,644
- That's... Yeah, let's get a drink.
- I need a drink.
461
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,105
Let's go get a drink. Anyone
want a drink? I'm buying.
462
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,314
- God!
- Honey, no, no.
463
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,607
Just keep it together.
464
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,360
Seriously, are you that
butthurt about those guys
465
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,904
making fun of your
little poop movie?
466
00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:01,325
Are you seriously suggesting I just gave
$200,000 to charity to be an asshole?
467
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,870
- Yes, that's exactly what you did.
- That's not at all... No, it isn't.
468
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:06,330
I got swept up in the
moment of the auction.
469
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,165
- Swept up?
- Yes, it was a contagious energy.
470
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,292
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry,
471
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,752
I'd had no idea you were so very
charitable and caring and...
472
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,837
I am, you know?
473
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,005
- Okay, well, if you are...
- Yes.
474
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,882
...and you really
don't care about golf,
475
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,926
then give the vacation
to Steve and Josh.
476
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,888
That way you can look like a
hero and maybe, just maybe,
477
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,974
go some way towards looking
like less of an arsehole.
478
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,601
Well, you know, honestly,
479
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:30,646
I was really excited about the idea
of playing golf in Scotland, but...
480
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,981
Ireland.
481
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:36,319
Even better. But I will seriously
think about what you're saying.
482
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,405
- I'll consider it.
- Okay.
483
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:43,160
You think fucking long
and hard about it.
484
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,252
I believe in these
advances, I really do.
485
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:56,464
But I just think that in the wrong
hands, AI becomes a diagnostic crutch...
486
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,798
- Absolutely.
- ...and... Hello.
487
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:02,094
Hello. I'd like to apologize
to all of you, okay?
488
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,349
I'm really, genuinely sorry
I outbid you in the auction.
489
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:09,519
And I would like to offer you
the golf trip for free, okay?
490
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,145
- Well, that is very kind.
- Really?
491
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,355
That is very kind.
492
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:17,401
And all I would ask for in
exchange is for us all to agree
493
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,614
that what I do is as
important as what you all do.
494
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,409
- And if we don't agree?
- Wow.
495
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,205
Do you actually not agree at
all? You don't agree at all?
496
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:34,627
Look, Matt, movies are important
to you, and that is great for you.
497
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,213
But they are not as
important as medicine.
498
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,591
Why does one have to be more important
than the other? That's all I'm saying.
499
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,760
Why can't they be equally
as important as each other?
500
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,886
'Cause they're not!
501
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,305
I'm sorry but if a parent
has a child with cancer,
502
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,976
they bring them to Cedars, they
don't take them to the Cinerama Dome.
503
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,645
Okay, okay. But once
they get to Cedars,
504
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:56,358
what is on the wall
of every single room?
505
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,068
- Heart monitor.
- Lights?
506
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,194
A screen!
507
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,655
A television screen
to watch movies on.
508
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,575
People need entertainment, art,
whatever you wanna call it.
509
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,952
Look, you guys save lives,
510
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,121
- and I applaud you for that. Thank you.
- Thank you.
511
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,457
But we, the artists, we
make life worth living.
512
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,169
No, no. People like movies.
513
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,964
They don't need movies.
They need doctors.
514
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,383
And if you don't see that,
then you're fucking delusional.
515
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,135
You're a fucking dumb
fuck, you know that?
516
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,761
Okay, don't call me a dumb fuck,
517
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,764
because you are perhaps the most
boring man I've ever met in my life.
518
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,933
You are! You like golf.
519
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,686
- A boring sport made for boring people.
- Hey! Listen...
520
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,646
- Lay off golf, will you?
- What? I'm not gonna lay...
521
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:39,275
I will not be told to back off by a man
dressed like Jiminy fucking Cricket, okay?
522
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,652
- You're a real piece of shit.
- I'm a piece of shit?
523
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:45,072
Okay, well, let me tell you one
thing. Of all the medical galas
524
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,200
that have graced the halls of
the Wilshire Ebell Theatre,
525
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,243
what is the one plaque
on the fountain about?
526
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:54,373
The movies that have been shot here.
Gigli's on that motherfucker! Gigli!
527
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,834
Our worst films are
getting more recognition
528
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:57,877
than all the medical galas
529
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,879
- that ever happened ever!
- Enough. Come with me.
530
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,964
- What the fuck is your deal?
- I don't have a deal.
531
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,799
I'm just, you know, realizing
532
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,801
that perhaps you don't have
any respect for what I do,
533
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,512
and maybe I don't have any
respect for what you do,
534
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:10,139
and we have one of those relationships
where there's a healthy mutual disrespect
535
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,392
- for what one another does.
- You don't respect curing cancer?
536
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,312
Oh, you cured cancer? I
didn't read the headline.
537
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,315
Great, I can go get a
pack of cigarettes, right?
538
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,859
Un-fucking-believable.
539
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,404
I have to make a
quick phone call.
540
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,742
Excuse me.
541
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,369
Where are we at
with the trailer?
542
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:33,162
Just got approval
on the latest cut.
543
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,915
Great. Thank you. Great.
We saved the shitsplosion.
544
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,458
Thank God. Shit, I'm sorry.
545
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,919
Fucking shit!
546
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:40,671
Fuck!
547
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,091
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
548
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,343
You should sit. We should
really get you checked out.
549
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,263
Okay, Jesus, you doctors
all have God complexes.
550
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,641
- I'm fine, thank you. Okay?
- Whoa.
551
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,517
God.
552
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,186
Oh, fuck.
553
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,608
Oh, no.
554
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,823
Oh, God. Oh, God.
555
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:20,460
Oh, no. Fuck! Oh, God.
556
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,049
What the...
557
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,427
If you've come back to apologize,
you know what, don't bother.
558
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:30,512
It won't work.
559
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,891
What the fuck is...
Why are you so sweaty?
560
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,393
You know what, I don't
care. Just get out.
561
00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:39,520
This is done. Just
get out. Leave us.
562
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,356
- I was gonna leave anyway. Okay.
- Jesus Christ. This is unbelievable.
563
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,025
- What?
- I don't know. I've got no idea.
564
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,278
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's just embarrassing.
565
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,499
Fuck!
566
00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:04,463
I called ahead. The hospital
has a private room waiting.
567
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:11,011
And do you know what will be on the
wall of that room when I get there?
568
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,639
A screen.
569
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,099
And you enjoy that screen, Matt.
570
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,361
Fucking shit!
571
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,296
You know, in order to fully
appreciate MK Ultra 4,
572
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,090
you have to have
seen MK Ultra 2,
573
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:53,386
which, technically, in the timeline,
comes between MK Ultra 3 and MK Ultra 4.
574
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,848
Yeah, no shit. Michael
Peña's a client.
575
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,266
The third one was the best.
576
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,977
The first one, solid.
Second one, okay.
577
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,981
But MK Ultra 4 made me wanna
stab my fucking eyes out.
578
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,278
At least it's an original
franchise, I'll give you that.
579
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:11,655
Thanks.
580
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,245
- Are you free next Saturday?
- No.
581
00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:19,872
Okay.
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