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[?]
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? It's a mad, mad world ?
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? And guess
who's gonna save it all? ?
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? It's a dirty job ?
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? But someone's gotta do it ?
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? Yeah, we can do it ?
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? Super Team Canada! ?
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? Hey, hey! ?
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? The fate of the free world ?
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? Is in our hands ?
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? We're the heroes of the land ?
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? Super Team Canada! ?
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[explosions]
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[distant loon calling]
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[?]
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[announcer] It's
the super polite adventures
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of Super Team Canada!
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[explosion]
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Come on, guys.
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I know we're all tired,
but we're nowhere near ready.
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Do you understand how strong
our competition is?
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Chill out, kid.
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It's a stupid video for your
uncle's marriage proposal,
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not Canada's Got
Walk-Shovelling Talent.
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Ooh, did you see that one
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where the lady de-iced
an entire street
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with a spatula
while jumping rope?
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[Sask grunting]
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[turning music on]
Five, six, seven, eight.
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- [alert sounding]
- Yes, thank heavens!
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Good afternoon, team.
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I hope I'm not disturbing you?
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[all] No!
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[Chinook] Yes.
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[PM] I've got big news!
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Super Team Canada
is the first recipient
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of the Universal Heroes
Of Humanity Award.
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Yes!
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They're throwing a dinner
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to recognize
your incredible success
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as Earth's heroes.
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Wow, very cool! When is it?
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Tomorrow night in New York!
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This is a huge moment
for Canada.
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Looks like we finally made it
to the big leagues,
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and this time,
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I didn't even have
to stow away inside a Zamboni.
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[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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robots and sasquatches,
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welcome to the Universal
Heroes Of Humanity show,
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the night where we honour
the real heroes,
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and not those
overpaid teachers and nurses.
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And now, get ready
to be turned out
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by tonight's MC,
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the star of Canada's number six
female-centric curling show,
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Sweeping Beauty,
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Cheryl Kincaid!
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- [mic feedback]
- Good evening, everybody,
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and thank you
for that incredible welcome,
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but all I ask
is that you treat me
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like any other regionally
famous star of a show
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about feelings
and icy rocks with handles.
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Thank you all for coming
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to celebrate
this year's winners,
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Super Team Canada.
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[cheering]
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Before we present
tonight's award,
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let's look back
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on the incredible feats
Super Team Canada accomplished
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this past year.
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Hit the lights, [bleep]!
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[stirring music plays]
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[sniffling]
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[audience cheering]
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[coughing]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Super Team Canada.
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Thank you so much.
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You know, when we
started this season,
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we were a little rusty,
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but, uh,
we kept our heads down,
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and, uh, took 'er
one shift at a time,
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and, you know,
just stuck to our game plan.
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Everybody
bought into the system,
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and, boy, it paid off.
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What else is there
to say, you know?
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There are five other people
on this team
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that may have a few things.
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Really? Okay.
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Well, whoever they are,
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I'm gonna be
pretty tough to beat.
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[man] We have something to say.
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[crashing]
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Yes, us... waiters.
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Or are we?
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Surprise, numb-nuts!
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Wait, uh, I actually
am a waiter.
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Impossible! We defeated you all!
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You're ruining our big night!
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And you never brought me
the bread I asked for!
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You foiled us once,
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but after you put us together
in the same jail,
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we devised an escape plan
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only our combined genius
could come up with.
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We called in a locksmith
with a fake credit card number
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and gave him a fake review
on Yelp!
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And we're here
on your big night
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to make sure
it's your worst, uh, night.
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Because we are
Villain Force 10!
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[screaming]
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We went over this.
There's only four of us.
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It's called "rounding up,"
nitwit.
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They didn't call it
"Ocean's Seven."
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Uh, I thought
we were going with
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"The Ill Dill Gherkin Gang."
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What happened to
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"The Unofficial
Bryan Adams Fan Club"?
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[all arguing]
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The only thing you idiots
should call yourselves
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are idiots,
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because you idiots are going
right back to jail, idiots.
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Super Team Canada,
attaquez-vous!
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Why aren't they moving?
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They must be scared stiff.
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Correction,
the only stiffs are you,
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in four, three...
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two, one!
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[gasping]
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[Chinook] I...
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[groaning] I can't move.
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What... what's happening?
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You've been poisoned
is what's happening, dumb-dumbs!
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Because when we were waiters,
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we slipped hallucinogenic toxins
in your food!
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And even more delicious,
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we gave you a huge clue
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something was wrong
with these awards,
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but you were too arrogant
to notice.
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The UHOHs?
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I mean, seriously, girlfriend.
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[PM] You fiends!
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What have you done?
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We've completed our revenge,
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and things
are about to get worse.
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Tori Spelling
is gonna sing the Bible?
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Oh, like that's not
terrifying to you?
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[Pickle Pus]
Because you locked us away
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in a dark, scary place,
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we are sending you to your own
dark, scary place.
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The poison triggers
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each of your own deep and secret
internal terrors,
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the way Earth
and the galaxy are about to feel
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under our still-to-be-named
group's iron grip!
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You won't get away with this!
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We have beaten you before,
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and we will do it, uh, again!
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[groaning]
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[groans]
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[groaning]
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[groans]
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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Quoi?
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[laughter] Vive le penis libre!
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Ah, no, please!
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If we separate, we both lose!
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[crotch] Uh, we've grown apart.
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It's like we're speaking
different language.
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[gasping]
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[panting]
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Adieu, Poutine!
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No, no! Aah!
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[laughter]
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If anyone ask,
it didn't break up with me.
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I broke up with it!
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[cackling laughter]
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[gasping] Water.
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Need water. [gasping]
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So thirsty.
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[bird calling]
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Ugh, no!
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Ugh, once a loser,
always a loser.
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Redgwell?
My high school teacher nemesis?
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Yeah. Looks like
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you're also thirsty
for some internet attention
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wearing that outfit.
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p.s., the water's like you...
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unable to be tolerated
by humans, loser.
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Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
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[cackling laughter]
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[mechanical wolf whistle]
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Now, that's a female box.
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[gasping] A blender?
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And a European one.
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I am.
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And I think you and I
would blend together nicely.
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Oh, I love you, Blender.
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After all this time,
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I've found
my missing component: love.
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[moaning happily]
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Ooh. Tickles.
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[Blender]
Wanna get in the shower
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and make a smoothie? [chuckling]
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[phone ringing]
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[gasping] Huh?
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Oh!
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[siren wailing]
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[RCM-PC] She's here?
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This is not how we
wanted you to find out.
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I hope it doesn't
hurt your feelings...
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feelings... feelings...
feelings...
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[RCM-PC] No, no, no!
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Feelings... feelings...
feelings...
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[cackling laughter]
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[grunting]
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[chortling]
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Uh!
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Ooh...
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[clearing throat]
Testing, testing.
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I can talk! I can finally talk!
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Look out, world!
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Now batting
for the Toronto Blue Jays,
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Sasquatchewan!
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And the Emmy goes to...
Mr. Dress-Up.
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Get to the chopper!
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Where is everyone?
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This is the greatest
day of my life!
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What's happening?
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What's going on?
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Hello?
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Hola?
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Bonjour?
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"Only person on Earth"?
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This is a nightmare,
a catastrophe,
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perhaps even a calamity!
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[cackling laughter]
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Five, four, three,
two, one.
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Yes!
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The game is over!
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The Leafs finally
win the Stanley Cup
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156 to 0!
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The Leafs win! The Leafs win!
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Mommy, they did it! Toronto won!
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Your new daddies just told me.
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[chuckling]
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The Leafs won, and they're all
my new daddies?
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This is the greatest
day of my life!
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Wait, this is just a dream?
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This is the worst
day of my life!
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[cackling laughter]
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[dance music playing]
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I'm out of the old folks' home
with the other heroes
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and at a school dance!
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I don't know what those
bad guys were thinking.
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[?]
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[crash]
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[roaring]
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[Chinook] Oh, now I get it.
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And my phone is out there!
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Hashtag: "no"!
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[cackling laughter]
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[Ted Zorg Sr] Ha! That's right!
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It is crying time.
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Super Team Canada just faced
their worst fears.
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Oh yeah, there's also
one more thing.
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The poison wasn't just
a hallucinogenic,
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it was also poison!
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The world's only heroes
are dead!
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[cackling]
269
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:12,777
[Adams Bryan] And that is that.
270
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,212
Super Team Canada is dead,
271
00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:17,048
and now there is
no one left to stop us!
272
00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,950
But this is an award show.
273
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,118
Roll the clip!
274
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,419
[?]
275
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,321
[audience] Aww.
276
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,658
[applause]
277
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,159
Don't clap for each one.
278
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,662
Just clap at the end! Geez.
279
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:34,399
[announcer] Is this the end
of Super Team Canada?
280
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,735
Will the still-to-be-
officially-named bad guys
281
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,970
take control
of the planet?
282
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,605
Can I write off
my new pontoon boat
283
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,007
as a business expense
284
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,275
if I use it for monkey business?
285
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,044
Stay tuned for part two
286
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:49,548
of the season finale
of Super Team Canada.
287
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,835
? It's a mad, mad world ?
288
00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:38,372
? And guess
who's gonna save it all? ?
289
00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:40,574
? It's a dirty job ?
290
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,744
? But someone's gotta do it ?
291
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,913
? Yeah, we can do it ?
292
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,080
? Super Team Canada! ?
293
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,749
? Hey, hey! ?
294
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,285
? The fate of the free world ?
295
00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,987
? Is in our hands ?
296
00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:57,257
? We're the heroes of the land ?
297
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,959
? Super Team Canada! ?
298
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,761
[explosions]
299
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,363
[distant loon calling]
300
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,701
[announcer]
When we last saw our heroes...
301
00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:09,752
...they were dead!
302
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,473
[crowd] Oh! Super Team Canada!
303
00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:15,175
Ah, this is supposed
to be a fun evening,
304
00:12:15,176 --> 00:12:16,876
at least for us villains,
305
00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:19,212
but all you terrified
world leaders
306
00:12:19,213 --> 00:12:20,880
are a real buzzkill.
307
00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:21,748
Oh...
308
00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:23,349
speaking of killing,
309
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,585
I'd like to bring out
our next guest,
310
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:27,354
a glork bomb!
311
00:12:27,571 --> 00:12:30,757
[villains] Oh, that sounds nice.
312
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:32,625
The bomb's here
promoting its next gig,
313
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,727
a big explosion!
314
00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:36,796
Destroying most of Earth
315
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,966
and giving me and my
fellow villains sweet revenge.
316
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,202
Now, like all award shows,
317
00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:44,103
this planet's gone on too long,
318
00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:46,706
so let's put a clock on things.
319
00:12:46,707 --> 00:12:48,074
[cackling and coughing]
320
00:12:48,075 --> 00:12:49,576
Why are we
just waiting around?
321
00:12:49,577 --> 00:12:51,911
If they kill everyone,
that might include us!
322
00:12:51,912 --> 00:12:54,147
They can't kill us. We're dead.
323
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,350
That means the villains won
and we lost.
324
00:12:57,351 --> 00:13:00,553
Yes, but on the bright side,
we can see through each other.
325
00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:03,022
Someone isn't wearing underwear.
326
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:03,923
[Sask gasping]
327
00:13:03,924 --> 00:13:04,891
[all gasping]
328
00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:07,160
Our souls are going to Heaven!
329
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,061
This is bull crap!
330
00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:09,162
Even if we're dead,
331
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,730
we need to stay
and save the world.
332
00:13:10,731 --> 00:13:12,665
Well, then, let's hurry
and reserve some seats.
333
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,200
After that bomb goes off,
334
00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:16,370
Heaven is gonna get
pretty crowded.
335
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,473
[clerk] It's about time.
336
00:13:20,474 --> 00:13:21,741
Wait, I know you.
337
00:13:21,742 --> 00:13:24,043
You were in my office
when we were all alive.
338
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:25,178
Then I got in a car accident.
339
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,646
Then I shot myself
340
00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:28,815
'cause a funeral was less
than the insurance deductible.
341
00:13:28,816 --> 00:13:30,750
Please have a seat
while I do your paperwork.
342
00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:31,918
Earth is in trouble!
343
00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,720
We need to talk
to somebody capable.
344
00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:35,421
We don't have time
for your [bleep]!
345
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,357
Actually, you have
nothing but time,
346
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,826
so while you wait,
maybe try our Instagram wall.
347
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:41,761
[humming and taking photo]
348
00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:42,929
[grunting]
349
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,098
[clerk] That's not
very heavenly behaviour.
350
00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:46,799
[music playing]
351
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,302
Whoa, this place
is sexier than I imagined.
352
00:13:49,303 --> 00:13:50,169
[wing slapping]
353
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,305
Ugh.
354
00:13:52,506 --> 00:13:54,126
[Amazing Man] Hold it, a-holes!
355
00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:57,043
Amazing Man?
356
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,245
And the whole
Righteousness Club!
357
00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:00,179
Woo-hoo!
358
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,714
[Niagara] This is really cool.
359
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,117
I feel like I died
and went to...
360
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:07,086
Ah, we might be
in the same Heaven,
361
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:10,590
but you guys are nothing
but wannabe superheroes.
362
00:14:10,591 --> 00:14:12,959
The world wouldn't even
wipe its butt with you
363
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,661
if we were still alive.
364
00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:17,563
Well, joke's on you,
'cause worlds don't have butts.
365
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,399
Go ahead, take a shot.
366
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,268
I can add a little more force
than you can ever imagine.
367
00:14:22,269 --> 00:14:23,202
I doubt that.
368
00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:24,971
I can imagine pretty well.
369
00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:26,339
Hey! Let me at him!
370
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:30,043
Oh yeah, that's right,
go with your orang-a-nanny.
371
00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:31,511
Aah!
372
00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:32,812
[crashing]
373
00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:33,746
[Sask] Uh-oh.
374
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,049
[Chinook] They're dead again.
375
00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:38,051
Murder's probably against
the rules here, right?
376
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,752
[grunting]
377
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,754
Aah!
378
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,623
[announcer] Meanwhile,
back at the UHOHs...
379
00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:46,326
Now, after the bomb
destroys most of Earth,
380
00:14:46,327 --> 00:14:47,593
where should we live?
381
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:48,594
How about the ocean?
382
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:49,729
It works for me.
383
00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:50,897
Let's save the Netherlands.
384
00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:53,599
It's flat, so the biking
riding is easy!
385
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,502
Aah!
386
00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:59,205
[crashing]
387
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:00,940
[groaning] Oh, my God!
388
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,676
[lost souls screaming]
389
00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:06,245
Tabarnak! Now we're in Hell.
390
00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:08,881
And pourquoi?
Because we "killed people"?
391
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,516
[clerk] I've been in Hell
since I met you.
392
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,618
Your vandalism got me demoted.
393
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:14,355
Anyway, Satan wants to see you.
394
00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:22,628
Hey, clowns. Anyone thirsty?
395
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:23,963
I got a ton of this motor oil
396
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,132
they packaged
to look like baby formula.
397
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,633
Yeah, any product
398
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,836
that makes infants
crap out 10w/30 for a week
399
00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,637
ends up down here.
400
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:34,807
Anyway, when I heard you guys
killed people in Heaven,
401
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,643
I was like, "Those are
my kind of people."
402
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:39,512
I set you up in the VIP area.
403
00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:40,813
No need to thank me.
404
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,482
[Chinook] Sounds great,
and we'd love to stay,
405
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,850
but we have a bomb to deal with.
406
00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:45,184
And if we don't
take care of it,
407
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:46,919
a lot of people are gonna die.
408
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,756
But, you know, after we kill
the villains behind it,
409
00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:51,257
they'll be coming straight here.
410
00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:52,792
Oh, and those guys
aren't just bad,
411
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,961
they're like
the worst of the worst,
412
00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:56,763
like, like the Nickelback
of villains.
413
00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:59,932
Really? You promise? Hoof swear?
414
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:02,769
Uh, d'accord. But to do so,
we need to go back to Earth,
415
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,870
so let's haggle!
416
00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:06,005
Okay, I send you
back to Earth,
417
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,306
you kill the villains
418
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,475
and throw in Bill Cosby. Deal?
419
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:10,543
[RCM-PC] You got a deal!
420
00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:12,979
A literal deal with the devil.
421
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,047
Can you check off stuff
from your bucket list
422
00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:16,488
even if you're already dead?
423
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:18,634
[beeping]
424
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,755
[announcer] But then things
got really weird.
425
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:23,806
[elevator dinging]
426
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,428
[RCM-PC] This isn't Earth.
427
00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:30,897
Edmonton, maybe,
but nowhere on Earth.
428
00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:32,266
[rumbling]
429
00:16:34,768 --> 00:16:36,436
How's it goin', eh?
430
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:39,205
I'm Canadian Satan,
but I go by Stan.
431
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,807
We don't put on airs here, eh?
432
00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:42,074
[RCM-PC] A Canadian Satan?
433
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,076
Does that mean there's
also a Canadian God?
434
00:16:44,077 --> 00:16:46,145
Yup. And he's right here.
[chortling]
435
00:16:46,146 --> 00:16:48,548
Welcome to Canadian Hell.
436
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,583
It's also where non-alcoholic
beer ends up.
437
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:53,953
Anyway, I wanted to ask you
a favour, hoser to hoser.
438
00:16:53,954 --> 00:16:56,722
Would you guys mind,
like, killing Satan?
439
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:57,690
[spitting]
440
00:16:57,691 --> 00:16:58,791
I may be non-drunk,
441
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,793
but do you mean Satan-Satan?
442
00:17:00,794 --> 00:17:02,595
Like American Satan?
443
00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:05,398
Yeah. I wanted to kill him
so I can get his job.
444
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,099
Pays American money, eh?
445
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,202
If you do, I'll make you
alive again.
446
00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:11,103
If you don't,
you're stuck here forever,
447
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,005
like the guy that created
the Calgary Flames mascot.
448
00:17:13,006 --> 00:17:14,474
Anyway, take off, eh?
449
00:17:14,475 --> 00:17:15,575
That means go. [snapping]
450
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,344
Aah!
451
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:21,914
[sighing] All right,
who votes for Aruba?
452
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,815
Not me!
453
00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:24,517
How about no-ruba?
454
00:17:24,518 --> 00:17:27,119
We can't just sit here
and let evil win.
455
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,454
We should do a Die Hard.
456
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:29,455
It's an American movie.
457
00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:31,457
Or we do a Jesus of Montreal...
458
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,326
Canadian film, I think.
459
00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,561
I never saw it.
460
00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:37,331
[elevator dinging]
461
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,635
Super Team Canada,
you're alive!
462
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:43,803
Aah! [crash]
463
00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:44,971
No, we're not.
464
00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,038
That's the problem.
465
00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,407
We missed you guys! Whoa!
466
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:51,377
But not being us
may be our answer.
467
00:17:51,378 --> 00:17:52,979
We can kill the villains
and save Earth,
468
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,046
but to do so,
469
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,148
we need to inhabit
living bodies,
470
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:57,450
your bodies.
471
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,885
With your bodies,
472
00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:00,620
we can use our powers
and smoke those jerks!
473
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,289
It's very nice you want
to be in our bodies.
474
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,826
I mean, the hairy one
makes my Gestulk shniverglatz.
475
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,160
[grunting]
476
00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:11,497
Wait, if something
happen to our bodies, we die.
477
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:13,299
I'm out!
I plan to die on the toilet.
478
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,767
It's a family tradition.
479
00:18:14,768 --> 00:18:15,835
Shame on you!
480
00:18:15,836 --> 00:18:17,937
They gave their lives
for this planet.
481
00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:20,039
And if we don't help,
we're gonna die anyway.
482
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,075
I'll do it! Take me! [crash]
483
00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:25,177
I'm in. Annex me.
484
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,228
[grunting]
485
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,081
How about we move to Portugal?
486
00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:31,617
They say
it's the Mexico of Europe.
487
00:18:31,618 --> 00:18:35,688
[Poutine] Maybe we can help
by absolutely not helping.
488
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,958
And yes, I always
talk like this.
489
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:39,926
[Chinook] Me too.
490
00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,928
I have a serious
helium addiction.
491
00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:44,564
Something's fishy,
and I know fish!
492
00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:45,831
Haah!
493
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:47,767
Aah!
494
00:18:47,768 --> 00:18:50,603
Uh, it's a trick,
like reverse mortgages!
495
00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:52,338
Destroy them!
496
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,140
[Niagara]
Super-dead Team Canada,
497
00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:56,142
let's do this!
498
00:18:56,143 --> 00:18:57,643
[Sask grunting]
499
00:18:57,644 --> 00:18:59,079
Aah!
500
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,815
Booyah!
501
00:19:02,816 --> 00:19:03,716
Aah!
502
00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:04,951
[crash]
503
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:06,002
Waah!
504
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,070
Aah!
505
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:16,629
[groaning]
506
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:17,730
[Poutine] Merde.
507
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:19,932
We failed,
just like that STD test.
508
00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:22,868
[Niagara] Guys, I know this
looks bad, really bad,
509
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,270
but I know how to stop them.
510
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:25,973
We can be them!
511
00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:30,076
[groaning]
512
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:32,144
Okay, even my doctor
doesn't go in there!
513
00:19:32,145 --> 00:19:33,079
And I ask.
514
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,715
Untie us before
we are exploded!
515
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,249
[Chinook] Relax, fraulein!
516
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,751
I'm trying to figure out
how to work eight arms
517
00:19:38,752 --> 00:19:40,219
and a body that smells
like fishy vinegar.
518
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,270
Haah!
519
00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:43,056
[all groaning]
520
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:46,392
[Chinook] Anyway,
throwing the bomb now!
521
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,443
Whaa!
522
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,079
[Niagara] Everyone, leave
your loser skins!
523
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,667
Oh, flurp!
524
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,469
You see, that's how
us aliens say-
525
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,270
[crash]
526
00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,171
[PM] Yes!
527
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:01,340
Super Team Canada did it!
528
00:20:01,341 --> 00:20:02,875
Okay, great, but the bomb!
529
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:04,845
[ticking]
530
00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:10,416
Don't worry, some actual
superheroes are here,
531
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,917
and forget the bomb,
532
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:15,621
we are here for revenge
on the real villains,
533
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,524
Super Team Canada.
534
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,993
Sask, he said
he could handle force.
535
00:20:20,994 --> 00:20:22,728
Let's see how much.
536
00:20:22,729 --> 00:20:23,779
[grunting]
537
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:30,269
[smashing]
538
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,303
Amazing Man was right.
539
00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:33,272
He could absorb a lot of force.
540
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,408
That explosion
had to go somewhere.
541
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,209
Remember the oil that looked
like baby formula,
542
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:39,178
that non-alcoholic beer?
543
00:20:39,179 --> 00:20:40,813
If they went to Hell
for being bad,
544
00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,314
maybe the explosion did too
545
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,116
for killing
the Righteousness Club!
546
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,618
Oh, it did.
547
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,887
There I was torturing some guy
548
00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:50,289
who didn't drive as soon as
the traffic light turned green,
549
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,991
and ka-pow! I'm dead!
550
00:20:51,992 --> 00:20:54,560
Uh, so why are you ascending?
551
00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:56,629
Uh, I was mean
to some bad people,
552
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,731
so I guess I'm a good guy?
553
00:20:58,732 --> 00:21:00,933
Ah, someone really needs
to explain these rules.
554
00:21:00,934 --> 00:21:04,103
Whoa! Whoa! Ah!
555
00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:06,005
It was just like my mom said:
556
00:21:06,006 --> 00:21:08,107
buy a vacuum
and wait for your chance.
557
00:21:08,108 --> 00:21:09,175
Smart lady.
558
00:21:09,176 --> 00:21:10,409
Mean bingo player.
559
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,310
Okay, we did it.
560
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,912
We killed Satan.
561
00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:14,246
Now, hold up
your end of the deal.
562
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:15,548
Oh, for sure.
563
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:17,416
If I didn't, who would ever
trust Satan again?
564
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:20,220
You are back alive!
565
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,789
[gasping]
566
00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:25,391
Now I gotta go figure out
567
00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:28,127
which of Satan's keys does what.
[snapping]
568
00:21:28,128 --> 00:21:30,429
Super Team Canada,
you've done it again,
569
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:32,565
after briefly
not doing it at all.
570
00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:34,433
Ignoring that, thank you!
571
00:21:34,434 --> 00:21:35,968
Nice job, team us.
572
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:37,169
Agreed.
573
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,004
When we work together,
good things happen.
574
00:21:39,005 --> 00:21:40,840
Eh, I liked how I
summed things up better.
575
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:41,707
Shorter, good words.
576
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,375
Ugh!
577
00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:45,644
- [alert sounding]
- Uh-oh, this is serious.
578
00:21:45,645 --> 00:21:47,980
Some stranger picked up
my drycleaning by mistake.
579
00:21:47,981 --> 00:21:49,348
So if you're not busy...
580
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,218
Eh, what else
do we have to do?
581
00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:59,458
[announcer] And so our heroes
are off to their next adventure,
582
00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:02,261
to fight injustice
wherever it may lurk,
583
00:22:02,262 --> 00:22:05,297
defeat evil,
also wherever it may lurk.
584
00:22:05,298 --> 00:22:07,333
Basically, they're going places
where bad stuff lurks
585
00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:09,301
because they are...
586
00:22:09,302 --> 00:22:12,271
Super Team Canada!
587
00:22:12,272 --> 00:22:14,874
[Poutine] Why would someone
leave a logo there?
588
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,909
See you all in season...
589
00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:17,960
[explosion]
590
00:22:19,846 --> 00:22:22,249
[?]
591
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:26,849
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