All language subtitles for Murphy Brown s02e26e27 Going to the Chapel

The important thing is we enjoyed fresh
air and exercise.

Remember, it's not whether you win or
lose. Yes, it is, and we lost.

We lost to morning news people, and
they're laughing at us.

Don't take it out on her.

Corky wasn't the losing pitcher.

She didn't throw the ball onto 39th
Street trying to pick Faith Daniels off

first base.

She was taunting me. I lost my
concentration.

You think I'm a wuss arm, don't you? Is
that what you're thinking? I'm not a

man? Not at all.

Anyone who gives up a game -winning hit
to a pregnant woman is a man in my book.

We're a team here. What do you say we
put all this behind us, dinner at

on me? Good, fine.

Blake! Miles, I can't go. I have to have
dinner with White Logue Willie.

Who? Willie Forrest. He's this geeky boy
I knew in high school.

Nobody could think of anything good to
put under his yearbook picture except

that he was an eager eater.

Oh, it's going to be awful.

Oh, Corky, why do you make everything
out to be such a problem? Don't you

realize if it's not happening to me, it
doesn't matter?

She's friends with his mother, and Mama
thought it was a polite thing to do

since he was in town on some boring
lawyer seminar.

Maybe I will take him to Phil's. That
way, at least I'll be around friends

he humiliates me by eating the chairs.

You know, you're forgetting. People
can't change.

In high school, I was kind of awkward.

Hadn't really developed socially. Can
you believe it?

Trust me, wide -lobed Willie hasn't
changed.

I used to walk by his locker on my way
to cheerleading practice.

He'd be standing around with his debate
club friends telling elephant jokes and

laughing one of those snort laughs.

Excuse me, Corky?

Corky Sherwood, hello again.

It's Will.

Will Forrest.

Oh, gee, I didn't get the wrong day, did
I?

No, no, this is the right day.

Wow, why, I'd hardly have recognized
you.

You really have changed.

And you haven't.

Thank you.

Say, Corky, aren't you going to
introduce us to your new friend? Hi, I'm

Brown. Are you hungry? Would you like a
chair to sit?

I'm Jim Doyle.

And that's Miles Zuberberg. And Frank
Fontana. Hi, Frank. Corky told us all

about you.

Well, it's good to meet all you, too.

I see you got a softball team. There's
no fooling you.

Do you play?

Yes, sir. Back in New Orleans. I'm a
pitcher.

Well, I was until they moved me to the
outfield.

Well, no one was getting any hits off
me. The rest of the team was getting

of bored.

Who pitches for your team?

I had no defense and I wasn't wearing my
usual hat.

So, well, my mother says you're a lawyer
now?

Yeah, small firm back in New Orleans.

Listen, Corky, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but if you want to

out of this dinner tonight, I'll
understand. We can just tell our mothers

we met, we had dinner, you had the
shrimp, I had the pasta. We had a lovely

time.

That way you're off the hook.

No! I mean, I'd hate to lie to my
mother.

So, Will, what exactly did you have
planned for us tonight?

You know, to be honest, Corky, I kind of
remembered you as being sort of a snob

in high school.

Oh!

I planned a fast drive around the White
House, a quick dinner in a coffee shop,

home by 7 .30.

Doesn't seem like such a good plan
anymore.

So, Corky, didn't you say you wanted to
come to Phil's with us for dinner?

No, Murphy.

I'm sure we can think of something to do
if we just put our heads together.

Why don't you wait here?

I'll just go change and be right back.

seem to be one short.

Corky hasn't been around here for a
couple of weeks. I'm starting to take it

personally. Oh, come on, Phil. It's not
like you could retire on that half a

cling peach she orders every day for
lunch.

She's been busy with that Will
character. He's constantly calling her.

her up after work.

They eat all their meals together.

Yesterday, they wore matching sweaters.

You two are so transparent. Now that
Corky's involved with someone else, you

wonder, how predictable can you get?

Don't be ridiculous, Murphy. We're just
concerned.

She's like a sister.

I know what Corky's up to. She and her
friend have been sneaking around the

Steves on the corner ever since they got
those tablecloths and started calling

the basement the Versailles room.

Hi, everybody.

Well,

look who comes crawling back.

Tired of all that fennel on everything?

They always come back.

Everyone, I have something to tell you.

Walking over here, I ask myself, how
should I do it? Should I leave clues?

Should I make them guess?

Or should I just drag it out until
everyone's extremely annoyed and starts

make snide comments?

Well, like I'm doing right now.

Okay, then why don't I just say it?

Here goes.

Will and I are getting married!

You're stunned.

You're speechless.

I know. I didn't know what to say at
first either.

It's going to be right here. in
Washington, because after all, this is

now. It's going to be two weeks from
Saturday, so mark your calendars.

Well, what do you think?

We think that this is great news. I, for
one, am very happy for you.

Guys, aren't we all happy for her?

Oh, best wishes to you and yours.

Did you notice my ring?

It's a souvenir of the moon landing.

Will said it was more beautiful than any
diamond as long as I was the one

wearing it.

How could you say no to someone like
that?

I do want a diamond, though.

Now, Murphy, I know what you're
thinking. No, Corky, I don't think you

Yes, I can read you like a book. You're
wondering, who gets to be her maid of

honor? After all, she does. have two
sisters.

But guess what?

I picked you!

Oh, gee.

Two weeks from Saturday.

I don't know, Corky.

I've got so much hemming to do.

But Murphy, it would mean so much to me
to have the person I admire more than

anything stand beside me and witness the
most important moment of my life.

Please, Murphy?

Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll be your maid of
honor.

Oh, I'm so happy!

Everything is just working out so
perfectly.

I just hope I have time to get it all
planned.

Especially with an assignment in Paris
next week. You're going to have your

hands full.

That's what I need to talk to you about,
Miles.

I don't think I'm going to be able to
cover the fashion shows now.

I mean, how could I leave Will when we
just got engaged?

He'd feel awful.

I don't know, Corky, but you fought me
for that piece.

Oh, come on. It's her wedding.

I mean, how many times does a woman do
that in her lifetime?

Once? Twice?

Thank you, Murphy.

I better go now.

Oh, I just have so many phone calls to
make and people to tell.

You all are happy for me. You bet. Oh,
delicious.

Me too.

Do I look sincere?

It's all right here.

Wide load Willie Forrest is clean.

According to my sources, he works at a
very respectable law firm, he volunteers

two days a week at the boys club, and he
actually paid his PBS pledge. Is this

guy for real?

This is all happening too fast.

People who want to get married should be
required to take one trip together.

Preferably involving a rented car and a
road map.

Then we'll see about this till death do
us part stuff.

But you guys give it up. Hard as it is
to believe, Corky's in love with someone

who's not you.

Now, I suggest you just put this
terrible pain behind you and find a date

the wedding.

Who are you going with, Frank?

Not with you, Murphy. We always end up
with this kind of thing together. Have

you ever noticed that? I don't think
it's healthy.

I say we make a pact. This time we get
real dates.

You know, David Letterman's been bugging
me to go out with him. Maybe I'll take

him.

I hit it off with Michelle Pfeiffer at
that Kennedy Center party last week.

I think I'll ask her.

Let's see, there's Gail in accounting.

I just had to get out of my office.
Every newspaper in the world is calling

for details about my wedding. There's a
bidding war for photos of my dress.

Why would I sell something like that? My
wedding is a private moment between

Will and me and our 350 guests.

And I'm sure it'll... all turn out
lovely. Just let me know if there's

I can do. You know, like buy the rice.

No, that's been taken care of. But my
parents are coming into town this

so Sunday would be the best day for
throwing me a shower.

Excuse me?

You know, the maid of honor always gives
a shower for the bride. It's tradition.

Corky, I'm no good at this.

The last time I went to a shower was in
1968.

I gave the bride a gas mask.

When they brought out the cake, we sang
Eve of Destruction.

The bride's mother locked herself in her
car and cried.

But Murphy, I can't get married without
a shower.

Oh, I knew things wouldn't turn out
right. What was I thinking?

It's not too much. It's not enough time.
I don't even know why I'm trying.

Someday we'll be just fine.

Oh, Murphy, the decoration is lovely.

Thank you, Doris. Hey, guys, hands off
the food and don't get too comfortable.

As soon as Corfie and her family show
up, you have to clear out and go do your

sleazy bachelor party stuff.

Murphy, please.

We're men of the 90s. We don't do that
anymore.

We're going to Yamashiro's to eat sushi
and discuss things.

Oh, I think we can let go a little bit,
Frank. After all, this is young Will's

last fling.

You know...

I remember my bachelor party.

Not that there's anything I haven't told
you about her. Oh, please, Jim.

I know what really went on.

I know you ordered three desserts and
ate them all.

Later.

And I know about Ursula.

Oh.

Okay, fellas, you're in charge now.

Make way, make way.

Finger sandwiches coming through.

Phil, that meat slicer's on the fritz
again.

I had to cut all this liverwurst by
hand. Now, listen, I just want to go

few things with you before I leave.

Yeah. Yeah, first of all, no blended
drinks. We've got a reputation to uphold

around here.

Secondly... Phil, how long have I been
doing this? Remember the Pope's visit?

If I could handle 200 nuns tossing back
Sambuca, I can handle this crowd.

You know, you're just as feisty as the
day I married you.

What time are you getting off work,
sweetcakes?

Just leave a light on, sailor.

as pretty in person as you are on TV.

Murphy, Corky's told us all about how
good you've been to her and all about

and all about your past, which is why I
find it doubly surprising that you're

holding the shower in a pot.

Well, why not a bar?

Women have taken over every place else
that used to belong to us. Yeah, that's

what happened when we let them vote.

The days when a man's home was his
castle are over.

Miles Silverberg, executive producer of
FYI.

Oh, right.

The Jewish guy.

You know we can't have men here. It's
just not done.

That's right. It's just not done. Tell
them, Corky. That's right. It's just not

done.

All you men have to wait.

Don't you go get too wild tonight.

You just worry about enjoying yourself
in your last moments of freedom.

other gifts, then that's pretty much it.
So go crazy.

Oh, but what about games? We have to
have games.

You know, like drop the clothespin in a
bottle. Or pick up cotton balls while

you're blindfolded. Or poker.

Well, it seems a bit unorthodox.

But what the heck? A little high -low,
roll -your -own?

Ladies, choose your tables.

Murphy, I don't think my mother knows
how to play poker.

Really?

Never played before, ever.

Bootsy, you sit right next to me.

Wendy, go find another table. It would
be a shame to split up a family.

Okay, five -card draw. Jacks are better
to open. Jacks are the ones with the

little Js on the top, Bootsy.

Bootsy, I can't help noticing your
lovely charm bracelet.

No jewelry. This is a cash -only game.

very special to me.

Each charm is a little head representing
my grandchildren.

These are Kiki's children, Kevin and
Cammy, and this is a plate for Cookie's

little baby, and all the rest of his
space is just waiting for Corky to fill

Mother! I can't help it if you're right
on schedule. What do you mean?

Aces are very bad, but it's the
expectation you have more than one.

Don't you remember when you were 15?

Oh, I remember the plan.

Oh, you went on and on. You said you'd
go to your senior prom with Billy Joe

Bender when you were 17, and you did.

You said you'd be Miss America when you
were 19, and you were.

You said you'd get married at 24.

Oh, this is silly. Nobody wants to hear
this.

Do you know what this means? It's all
coming true.

You'll have your first baby at 25, your
second baby at 27.

Who is it?

Courtney Sherwood.

Murphy, I'm so glad you're up.

I'm not up. It's the middle of the
night.

Something's really been bothering me,
Murphy.

Halfway through the party, it was only a
thought.

By the time I got home, it was hammering
inside my brain.

Murphy, I don't want to get married.

What? What are you talking about?

Something's very wrong, Murphy.

I was at home writing my name in wills,
you know, doodling the way girls do.

And that's when I saw it.

Corky Sherwood Forrest.

Just having cold feet. This happens to
everybody.

Maybe you should talk to Bootsy or
Cookie or Kiki.

I'm sleepy and grumpy.

I can't talk to them.

Murphy, don't you see?

Until I was with my family tonight, I
didn't realize how much I've changed.

But now I know.

If I get married and become the kind of
wife Will wants and deserves...

I'm not going to grow.

I'll never experience life.

Corky, I've experienced life, and I'm
here to tell you it's overrated.

You can say that. You've done
everything.

I've done nothing.

Murphy, you may not know this, but

I'm a virgin.

owes me 50 bucks i keep

thinking is will the first and last man
i'll ever be with life is passing me

by murphy i need to do something wild
find a man any man and go off with him

into his world of intrigue with a free
and reckless abandon corky you don't

to do that After you hang a couple of
heads on your mother's bracelet, you'll

feel much better.

Then look me in the eye, Murphy.

Tell me I'm wrong to be having doubts.

Tell me, and I'll go through with the
wedding.

Boy, you have this annoying way of
wheedling your way into a person's life,

little by little, until one day she
realized that if you weren't there

she might miss you.

That person really hates this.

Corky, I'm not going to let you do
anything you're not ready for.

Thank you, Murphy.

Okay.

Get comfortable.

We'll talk all night if we have to.

I'll go make some coffee.

Could I have Darjeeling tea?

I've never tried Darjeeling tea.

It always sounded too dangerous.

Elton. Hello.

Hello.

If you don't mind, I'll stay here. The
very study hurts me.

I hear you're betrothed.

confused right now, Eldon.

So many things I'm feeling.

So many things I don't understand.

Oh, you're not the first to find
yourself bewildered by love.

You know, we tend to make it complex,
but it's really so very simple.

Love is to surrender completely,
hopelessly, to the depths of one's soul.

You're a very mysterious man, Eldon
Bernicke.

You've experienced life, haven't you?

You know things.

One or two.

I want you to show me your world, Eldon.

I would, but suddenly I'm paralyzed.

For the most part.

Would you like to take me for a drive?

I believe I would.

Corky, I didn't have any tea. Would you
settle for a Lipton cup of soup?

Corky? Hello?

He's just fabulous.

He's the man of my dreams. He really is.

He is.

Is it a match made in heaven or is there
trouble in paradise?

We've got the scoop this 21st day of
May.

Hi, I'm Lisa Givens. And I'm John Tesh,
and Lisa, it looks like the real news is

happening behind the cameras at FYI,
doesn't it? Is it ever, John? Two weeks

ago, we reported a budding romance
between FYI anchor Corky Sherwood and

childhood friend, attorney Will Forrest.

Corky Sherwood, hello again.

It's Will.

Will Forrest. Things heated up quickly,
and within days, the couple shocked and

surprised their friends by announcing
their engagement.

But insiders say that things are not as
rosy as they seem. With everyone in

Washington lining up their dates for
what's been called the wedding of the

the bride -to -be is having a serious
case of cold feet.

I need to do something wild.

Find a man, any man.

Eldon, would you like to take me for a
drive?

I believe I would.

Eldon!

We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Oh, no.

John, I know who that is. I can feel it
in my bones. I don't want to take that

call. You get it.

Tash here.

Oh, hello, Frank.

It's Frank Fontana for you.

Darn, you just missed her. Can I take a
message?

Well, could you tell her I called again
and that I'm really sorry about what

happened on the last date?

Oh, come on, John. It's not like she was
ever in any real danger. I've raced

that train to the intersection a hundred
times.

But ask her this.

Has she ever lived life more fully than
she did at that moment?

Shut up, John.

So, what you're saying, Terry, is that
you're not free to go to the wedding

me because you have to give your cat a
flea dip?

Is that what you're saying?

That giving a cat a flea dip is a better
thing to do than attend Washington's

hottest social event with me?

Do you know how feeble that sounds,
Terry?

How lame?

Terry?

Terry?

How's it going?

Piece of cake. How about you? Fighting
him off with a stick.

I'm telling you, Corky's gone crazy. Not
that it was so easy to tell at first.

I'm really worried, Jim. I even stopped
by her house this morning. She wasn't

there. What's the problem, guys? Murphy
says Corky ran off with that beatnik

painter man who hangs around her house
all the time.

You're kidding!

She seemed great at the shower.
Everything was going fine.

After the poker game, the male stripper
showed up dressed like a fireman and

performed the dance of the seven hoses.

You should have seen Doris. She was his
ladder girl.

Then after everyone went home, Corky
showed up at my house with a major case

cold feet.

That's when Eldon walked in. Okay, let's
not panic. So she disappeared with

Eldon. It's probably not as bad as it
sounds.

Oh, man.

And what could possibly bring the
Sherwood family to FYI this morning? Oh,

so exciting. We're getting a tour of the
studio.

Porky's giving it.

So, where is she?

Where's our precious little girl?

Murphy? Frank? Jim. Miles? Murphy?

So this is the family.

And how lovely you are.

Hello,

I'm Eldon. He's an anonymous source.

Eldon the anonymous source, we call him.

Corky was out all night getting
information from Eldon the anonymous

What did he tell you?

Don't say nothing.

Nothing that could jeopardize your
cover. It's better if you don't look

at him.

I have an idea.

Why don't you all just go wait in my
office while I meet with my co -workers.

Just go down that hall. It's the first
door on the... Now, that's no problem,

sweetheart. We'll be fine.

All right, come on, Sherwood. Let's go.

They seem to give her a great deal of
responsibility.

She must be smarter than we thought.

What is going on here? Why don't we step
into my office where there's a little

more privacy?

chairs. Sit in them. Sit and then speak.

What is going on here?

Nothing. Oh, what a bunch of... They
should have a chance to explain without

acting like the Spanish Inquisition.

Go ahead.

Nothing happened last night.

We just talked.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Go away, you awful man. You soiled her
and I don't want you here anymore.

Perfect gentleman.

That's right.

I could see the lady was in a weak and
vulnerable state. It would have been

wrong for me to take advantage of her.

Although the thought did cross my mind
on 23 separate occasions.

Alan was very sweet to me.

He took me to a little cafe where other
house painters gathered to sip coffee

and exchange ideas.

And he helped me see that my life and my
career mean too much to me to give up.

So what exactly are you saying, Corky?

wedding's off.

Hi. Hi.

Am I interrupting something?

What? Oh, no, nothing at all. We were
just sitting around chatting.

But we're done. So if you two would like
to talk, feel free to use my office.

Come on, guys.

If you need me, I'll be right outside.

Where have you been, Corky?

I called you all night, all morning. Is
something going on I don't know about?

lot of thinking i always get into so
much trouble when i do that so i really

not to but i've been thinking that once
we walk down that aisle

it's going to be the end of everything i
know you're a traditional man and i

thought i was an old -fashioned girl but
i love my career i don't want to give

it up to have babies right away i don't
want to settle down when i could be

going on assignment in paris i've never
been to paris will

I think I really have to go.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yes, I do.

Oh, boy, am I relieved.

I didn't know how to say this to you,
Corky, but I've been having my doubts,

too. That as much as I love you, I'm
just afraid that one day I'm going to

around and I'm going to be living the
same life as my dad.

Working in a job I hate to pay off a
mortgage on a house I don't like in a

I'm tired of.

I don't want that to happen to me,
Corky.

I want us to take chances and travel, do
everything in life we've always wanted

to do, and I want us to do it together.

I don't want to quit my job.

What?

I've wanted to write the great American
novel my whole life.

Now, where does it say that the man has
to earn a living while the woman stays

home? I'll stay home and write and take
care of the house while you support us.

to work every day and you would stay
home and try to write a book would you

be doing grocery shopping and small
errands like going to the dry cleaners

what's our call quirky we're free
thinkers rule breakers we can make this

anything we want but mostly we can make
this work

but what about paris i turned down the
assignment because i felt guilty about

leaving you i don't want to feel like
that you don't have to worry about me

want to prove it to yourself go to paris

Few thousand miles isn't gonna change
the way that I feel about you

Everyone

we

have something to tell you

This is what I want.

I hope you can be happy for me.

Let me be the first to congratulate you.

I hope you have a happy life.

Filled with all of the things that you
deserve.

Don't worry about me.

I will use this pain to inspire my
greatest work.

Man dies on honeymoon.

You better let your camera crew know
that Paris is back on.

Oh, I'm so happy. I'm finally going.

All I have to worry about now are a few
more wedding details.

Murphy, as my maid of honor, I'm hoping
you'll be able to help me out.

Oh, come on, Corky. I was fitted for the
dress. I gave a shower. If there's much

more to this wedding business, I want to
be paid.

There are only a few more decisions that
have to be made, like where to have it,

what to eat, and who to invite.

I know you'll do a great job, Murphy.

Thank you.

I don't care if he's on his hands and
knees. The car is mine.

The house is mine.

Judy. The skinny metal rod that turns on
the sprinklers and doesn't even have a

name is mine.

And furthermore, if he tries to get
custody of the dog, I'll drag his butt

across the cove. Make sure you use
exactly those words. Drag his butt.

calls about the menu, just tell them to
bring meat, put it on a plate, and make

it look good. And if any of those sleazy
tabloids call, just tell them I don't

have anything for them, not even the
color of the napkins.

What color are the napkins, Murph? How
the hell should I know? While Corky's

drinking champagne at the House of
Chanel, I'm carding the Sherwoods to the

Sizzler for a rehearsal dinner.

How did I get involved in this?

You know, I'm surprised at you, Murph. I
thought you would have gotten more into

the spirit of things by now.

I mean, I know how girls are about
weddings. I grew up with two sisters.

They used to dress me up as the groom
and then hand -pack me.

I thought all little girls would love to
fantasize about big, fancy weddings.

Sure, I did when I was a kid. I was
going to get married in a big, billowing

tent by a river with flowers and candles
as far as you could see.

Then afterward, there'd be a horse
-drawn carriage waiting outside to take

and my husband, Sabian, into the sunset.

See, I knew it. Look. All I'm trying to
say is that you might as well take

advantage of the situation.

After all, this may be the very last
chance you get to plan a wedding. Oh,

you so much. And to think I was about to
ask you to be my date.

You couldn't get one either, huh?

You're pathetic.

Oh, I know.

But at least we dance well together.

Just think about what I said, okay? You
might find you actually enjoy this

wedding stuff.

Thank you for asking me to be your date
today.

Even though we've only been out twice,
everyone knows that the person you

to sit beside you to watch two people
make a commitment to each other for all

eternity must be pretty special.

Right. And following that thought along
for a moment, Audrey, in case anybody

should ask, nobody has to know this is
only our third date.

Oh, okay.

Hi there, Jim. Hi.

You remember Arnie? Of course.

How lovely to see you again.

Doris and I were just reminiscing about
our own wedding day. Yes, it was a

lovely affair, but fraught with mishaps.
The best man was late. Jim lost the

ring. The gazebo collapsed.

We were robbed at gunpoint. Bit of a
rocky start, but we never looked back.

If we had, we would have seen that
runaway hearse coming.

Oh, Miles.

Wedding memories.

Soon we'll have some of our own.

If we can just agree on the last few
details.

I want a traditional wedding and Miles
wants all the guests to dress as their

favorite characters from literature.

I suppose it doesn't matter as long as
we're happy.

Although I really hope you'll reconsider
your idea to dress as Captain Ahab.

He's such a dark figure.

Thank you, Peaky.

What the hell are these?

Don't remember seeing anything like
these before.

They'll never move, these. How much do
you want to bet?

Cocktail weenies and beer, that's what
people go for.

Now, that's what we would have given
them. But did they ask us?

Fifty years in the restaurant business,
and they pass us by.

Oh, yeah.

Now I'm full.

I just saw the centerpieces on the
dinner table. I ordered 50 white roses

every table. Not 49, 50.

I'll bet you never thought I'd actually
count every single rose on every single

table. Did you, Mr.

Cheater? Florist!

Excuse me.

Pardon! Pardon!

So, Murph, you must be feeling pretty
good. Looks like everything's under

control. I guess you missed seeing the
flower girl throw up on the ring bearer.

I just bounced a waiter out of the
kitchen who was putting a tape recorder

the brioche and somebody thought they
saw Rona Barrett parking cars.

I tell you, my nerves are right on the
surface of my skin. Right there. Right

there. Did you feed the horses?

Calm down, would you, Murph? If anybody
should be a wreck, it's me.

A miracle I was able to fit you into the
car.

I don't think I can do that again.

I may have to strap you to the hood.

Murphy, look.

Look who's here.

It's Kathleen Sullivan.

Oh, I don't believe it. Look how
gorgeous she is.

Looks like she's alone. How can that be?

Look how gorgeous she is. I love her.
You don't love her, Frank. I do.

Murph, look, I've got to ask you a
favor. As one best friend to another...

am I going to get home, Frank?

I'll take you, Murphy. I brought my
camper.

I don't think it's wise to get this
dress too close to a kerosene stove,

I'll figure it out, Frank. Go.

Oh, Murph, if I didn't like you so much,
I'd marry you.

Pardon. Pardon.

Pardon. Get out of here, you garter
snake!

That's just not fair, Bootsy. I don't
know why they can't spend a few days

me after the honeymoon.

You're getting them for the entire
Father's Day weekend.

The Father's Day weekend is only two
days, Claire. And another thing, you've

been hogging the photographer. How
many... How many rows of film have you

It's showtime.

Come on, ladies. The natives are getting
restless. Here we go. Here we go.

Oh, darling, have a wonderful time.

And take good care of my son. Let's hope
he's good enough for you.

If you turn him into a drunkard, I'll
kill you.

Let's move it, ladies. We gotta go. I'm
running low on crab balls out there.

Bye, sweetheart.

You know, there are only 49 roses on my
table.

I got your extra rose right here, lady.

Come on, Corky. Let's move it. Come on.
Come on.

Oh, Murphy.

This isn't the way I pictured this day
at all.

I don't know half the people here.

Our parents are fighting. The press is
driving me crazy. Don't worry about the

press, Corky. I've got that situation
under control.

What's that?

Helicopters.

Parky Sherwood, you're going if I have
to drag you. You better hurry, Parky.

Yeah, Daddy just called Will's father a
cheap bastard.

Oh, God, I'm not having fun.

This is all a mistake.

That's terrible.

to tell you this but I just want to say
well I'm not really sure

why you are for me here today see I
don't really think of myself as anyone

special but you you're very special so

smart and so handsome I've never met
anyone like you I

guess what I'm trying to say is

I know I'll never be very important in
your life.

And I can accept that.

But I wish it were different.

Oh, Poogie.

Have your attention, please.

Miles!

I suppose you're all wondering

about the delay, and I'm here now to
explain it to you.

But first, let me just say how nice
everyone looks.

Why don't you give yourselves a nice
hand? Come on.

Okay, let's get to the point.

This is a very difficult thing I'm about
to tell you, but there isn't going to

be any wedding.

The bride and groom have been having
some problems.

They've already left for their
respective homes to do some thinking.

We appreciate your understanding.

Have a nice day.

Well, everybody's gone.

Except Jim and Doris. They're out there
waiting for the tow truck.

Boy, this has been a rotten day all
around. Poor Corky. She must be crushed.

They're doing the right thing, Frank.

Well,

if you're ready, we may as well go.

Not so fast. There's one more thing I
gotta do.

Go for it, guys.

Will and Corky brought the heart. I
thought I'd take care of the soul.