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Yeah.

No, I'm looking at the comp network.

Okay.

You have that bid for the front yard, right?

Okay. Yeah, just send it over and I'll take a look at it and run it through.

Okay.

Alright. Alright, bye.

This is Derek.

Yeah.

Why am I getting a collect call from you from jail, Xander?

Yeah,

I know. I know. And?

Hey, Xander, try to focus, okay?

I'm tired of fucking saving your ass. Why am I talking to you from jail again?

You want

me

to bail you out so you can go to your wedding?

after you've been fucking off the day before.

Yeah.

I'd like to kill, but I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. You know I'm good

for it. No, I know you're not good for it. You're never good for it. You never

fucking pay me back.

This is like clockwork with you, Xander. I'm getting tired of this shit, man.

Why am I always the one to help you out?

Why am I always the one to help you?

Okay, okay, stop, stop.

Fine, okay?

Fine, but because you're getting married, not because I want to fucking

You should sit your ass in jail for a week.

Okay, well, uh... Well, I know where you're at, okay? So I'll be there in a

little while.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Xander again?

I was just trying to help him out again.

You know how many fucking times we've gone over this?

Every time he calls you, you go and you save him.

You're like a fucking pussy.

No, honey, I'm just trying to help him out of another jam.

It's like you're in love with Xander. You should fucking marry him. Oh, come

Don't be dramatic about it.

You want to be fucking dramatic?

No, I just...

Okay, I'm sorry. This will be the last time that I help him out.

I can't. I can't. I can't fucking deal with this anymore. You should go fucking

help him out, and then you go fuck him. How about that?

I'm fucking done with this shit.

Fucking guy.

Yeah, uh, if we could just head to 612 Wharf Avenue.

Great.

Uh, I hope you don't mind me asking, but is everything okay?

I, uh, don't really pick up a lot of people from jail, no. Huh, yeah, that.

Um, yeah, no, it was just a, you know, crazy night. Uh, I'm getting married

tomorrow, so I kind of had a little laugh to rouse.

Trying to fuck this chick and, yeah, just crazy.

I'll get you to your destiny.

Crazy. Crazy.

Yeah, crazy.

Well, crazy that I'm having to take care of your fucking messes again.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't know. I just... You're getting married, man. I mean, it was

for you, you know, but I'm not used to this whole thing. It's a lot.

Okay, let's start with it's not easy for me, okay?

Do my best to make it work. What the hell does that have to do with you

up in jail?

Because, dude, I've got to have, like, the partying lifestyle.

I'm always doing whatever I want. Now, that all changes, you know, like,

tomorrow. Okay, well, I'm tired of having to pay for you doing whatever you

want. You're fucking up my home life.

My angry Latin wife is fucking pissed at me. Calling me a pussy because of your

shit. Because I keep cleaning it up.

You're not going to have to. Hi, Amanda.

Hi, Rena.

So I heard you had an interesting morning.

Yeah.

Yeah? It's one of those nights, you know, it's crazy. So good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

So I heard what you guys were talking about, that Paul's dressed out about

getting married and being with one woman for the rest of your life. I mean, kind

of stressful.

Yeah.

It's something, you know.

Well, you know, we've talked about this thing called hot wifing, you know.

No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah, we talked about it, like, all the time.

And it's where, like, one guy lets his friend fuck his wife.

Ha! That's a thing. Do people do that? Yeah, you know, just to, like. I didn't

talk about that. Help you out, you know, since we're always.

Helping him out. Oh, I'm the friend.

You need it.

Yes, you're fucking with me, right?

No, I'm not fucking with you at all.

We're not fucking with you at all.

That's not what I meant.

Yeah.

Because a while ago, my boo here decided

to go out and have his own fun.

I don't need to hear any of this. Well, in the past.

Yeah, like a long time ago. Yeah, like a long time ago when you cheated on me.

It doesn't matter right now, though. We can help you out with your little

problem and, you know, keep you from being stressed and, you know, help you

the marriage work.

I mean, you know, he had his time and he got to do whatever he wanted to do.

Yeah, I don't know what that had to do with me.

You good bitch at work that he went away with on the weekend, wanted to lie

about it.

Why are we bringing up bullshit?

Because I think that it means I should be able to have my fun now.

He is your best friend, and we can help him. You can help him.

How?

By letting him get some stress off.

You can run a mile. Why does this have to be the answer?

Because it is the answer, and you're going to be okay with it.

You're always helping him out.

Now is your chance to really help him out. I want to help him out. I want to

help him out. And then that means you want to help him out. Okay?

Come with me.

He'll be fine.

Don't worry about it.

What the fuck just happened?

Look, this is crazy. We shouldn't be... What's so crazy about it?

I mean, you're, you know, my best friend.

You're his wife and I... Kiss me.

What? Just... Kiss me.

I'm getting married tomorrow. We can't be doing this before that, right? I

mean... I've been married for years.

It's not that big of a deal.

Fuck. This is so fucked up. I don't... You talk way too much.

Why don't you just lay there?

Let me clean you.

Get this shirt off.

What the hell are you... Nobody's gonna bother us.

Yeah, but I mean... But what?

Huh? You don't like what you see?

No, I like it a lot.

Wow.

Do you want a touch?

Oh, my fucking... Does that feel good?

Holy shit.

Oh, man. I know they're so good, but this is fucked up. This is not... Not so

fucked up about that, huh?

Fuck.

You need to stop worrying about it, and you need to fucking open your mouth.

Yeah,

look at me

You're a bad fucking boy.

Make me come.

Be a good friend and make me come.

Make me fucking come over your face.

Making your dick so fucking hard.

Fucking son.

Fucking suck in that pussy.

Get fucking down.

Get fucking suck in my pussy. I like it.

I don't want to see it.

Yeah.

It's so... Oh, it's wrong, but it's so fucking good. No.

You're telling me again?

How bad is this?

Huh?

Oh, fuck you.

Do you want to stop?

No. No?

I don't know.

Oh, God.

Hold that dick up for me.

Give me that dick. Give me that fucking dick.

Stop going all the way on my pussy.

Come on.

Stop it.

What are you doing?

Give me that fucking cock back.

I fucked up but it's so good.

It's so fucking good.

Yes.

Don't say that to me. Oh.

Oh.

You can bounce me down like that.

I'm gonna fucking come with you

oh my god holy

shit

Fucking bad.

Holy fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking good.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

It's a big fucking titty.

It's so fucking good.

It's not fucking wrong.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Just keep fucking me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh shit

Feel back in there. Yeah. Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Yeah, smack those titties. Smack them and squeeze them.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Holy shit.

Yeah.

That's so fucking nice.

Oh, look.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking nice. You're so deep, my pussy.

Yes, shove it deeper.

Give it up. Give it to me. Give it to me.

What's the matter?

My fucking heart, Jack.

Come on, pull me into you.

What are you doing?

You don't like the way I fuck you?

Oh, shit, yes, you definitely got bigger.

You don't like feeling my big ass just dumps on your fucking cock? Oh, man.

Yes, yes.

Give it to me. Nice and cute, just like that.

Fucking good. Oh my god.

Fucking deep.

It's so fucking hot.

Yeah, over there.

I love it. Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah, take it.

Pull my fucking hair.

Oh, my God. Somebody come hold your cock.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Let me go back in here.

Look at me.

Fuck you.

Let me get that pussy back.

Let me get that fucking pussy back.

It's looking so fucking wet.

Stuff my fucking holes.

You're coming so close.

Take it, take it, take it.

Oh, fuck.

I'm a monster.

Yeah? Uh -huh. Yeah.

I'm going to shoot all of you. Yeah.

I'm going to chase you down again.

I'm going to come over to you and fucking kill you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I can get used to this.