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Are you hungry? Can I make you something?

I'm okay.

Sandwich?

I can make an omelette. I can do a really good omelette.

Okay.

Do you need a drink?

No, I think I'm okay right now.

Okay. Last chance.

Sorry. I'm just excited you're home.

Stepson's home from college all summer, I have you.

Yeah, I'm excited too.

You gotta let me take care of you a little bit.

Mom, you always take care of me.

I like it.

I'm okay. I'll be hungry later though, I'm sure.

Okay.

Maybe we can go to dinner or something.

Yeah, I don't have any plans.

Me neither.

So how'school?

It's pretty good.

Yeah? Well, your grades are good,

but are you having fun at least?

Yeah, Mom, I'm having fun.

Any ragers?

I don't know, not too much. I mean, I have to like, study and stuff.

Yeah? Well, you have to have fun.

You meet any girls?

I don't. I'm still single, Mom, so.

Oh, right.

I mean, but I've met, yeah, I've met a few girls.

Well, you're supposed to have fun in college, so, I mean...

Yeah, actually, um...

Yeah, I met this... I was hanging out with this one girl last week.

She's like a... She's pretty cool.

She's cool. She's pretty.

Yeah. She's like brunette.

Yeah.

Like my age.

She sounds very adorable.

Yeah, I don't know if she'll...

I don't know. She didn'text me back though.

We kind of like hooked up and then...

Oh, sorry. I shouldn't...

You can tell me. It's fine.

You can say anything to me. I won'tell your father.

Okay.

Yeah, you can tell me.

But no, she was fun though, but I mean college has been like pretty cool stuff.

What's hooking up in college? Like do you do bases? We used to do bases when I was in, back in the day.

I don't know, I mean like, I don't know, it's like kind of going all the way I guess.

All the way?

Yeah.

Okay, so that's what you guys call hooking up, all the way.

Oh sorry, you don't want to talk about this with your stepmom? Sorry.

Not cool enough.

No, it's okay.

Those were the days back then. I missed college. I had fun.

Before I met your dad.

So, um...

What are you thinking tonight?

I don't know. I just, uh...

Just figured...

Just hang out at home, or...

We can go out.

I could use a little night on the town, since your dad's always gone on business.

How's that been going?

Well, the business is going good, but he's a little consumed, I guess.

I don't want to complain, you know.

But you know, it's good. It's fine. It's all good.

It'll be worth it later, right?

Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm like, I mean, I'm back for a while, so.

Yeah, you can keep me company.

You know, it's nice to have somebody, a man in the house to take care of.

I feel like nothing to do, nothing to do.

Well, I got your room all set up the way it was before.

If you need any extra pillows or blankets, like let me know.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right, cool mom.

I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go check on something.

Okay.

Let me know if you need anything though, for real.

Okay.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, Mom, I'm sorry.

With the door open?

I thought you were at the gym.

I was at the gym, but I'm home now, and I was going to take a shower, but...

Sorry, I just... yeah, I shouldn't have...

Wow, pretty nice.

I see why you're doing pretty well with the ladies.

Thanks, Mom.

Sorry, sorry. Shouldn't do that.

You're pretty good. You've been working out?

A little bit, yeah.

Working out that arm for sure.

I'll let you get back to it. You didn't finish it yet. It's natural.

Do you not want me to leave?

You gotta take care of it.

Just keep going.

I mean, I've already seen it.

Do you want me to...

You should just close the door.

Just, you know, you should just close the door next time.

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

This is your house.

Awesome. Let me know if you need anything.

Hey, mommy. Wanted to talk.

Yeah. Can we just chat?

Yeah, sure. What's up?

Um, I just wanted to, like, make sure...

Like, did I make you feel weird the other day?

What do you mean?

In the bathroom, when I walked in on you.

Oh, no. No, I mean, that was, like, my fault.

like I shouldn't have this. I was. Are you sure? Yeah. Oh,

because you like touch. Yeah. But when I when I touched it,

sorry. No, it's okay. You're just like, I mean, right. You

know, like, joking around. We're just messing around. Right.

It was just I don't know what I was thinking. I just something

came over me. But yeah, I just want to make sure that we're cool and nothing's weird. And

everything's fine. And like your dad is not going to find out about that. Or he would probably think

something. You know, I wouldn't want him to get pissed or whatever.

Yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell dad don't worry.

Right, because nothing happened.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was, um...

Sorry.

That's okay.

Because, you know, I'm a handsome man, and I'm lonely and stuff, so...

I just... something in my brain was like, touch it.

But, um, yeah, we should not be doing stuff like that.

I'm lonely and women have fantasies too so...

What kind of fantasies, mom?

We shouldn'talk about it, right? I mean, mom, we shouldn't be...

But I've been watching these videos online, so...

That's what happens.

Yeah, I'm like alone all day. All I do is go to the gym.

I get horny, you know, so I just watch these videos and they're just, you know, they seem like they're having so much fun and I feel like a little left out, right?

What kind of videos?

It's kind of embarrassing.

Like, uh, like step-mom-son videos?

Yeah. Actually, yeah.

It's okay, Mom. I watch that stuff, too.

They'really good, right?

Like, it's relatable, but...

Yeah, there's just something kind of hot about it.

Right.

Why are we talking?

We can'talk about this.

Like, your dad would freak.

Your dad would freak.

We should not be talking about this.

I just want to make sure everything is like, cool.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like we actually do

anything like that.

That'd be crazy.

Right.

That would be fucking crazy, but it would be crazy hot though, right?

Because I'm hot, you're hot, you know, it would be...

What am I talking about? I'm sorry.

I'm so embarrassed.

It's okay.

I'm going stir-crazy in this house, so...

It's okay.

I don't mean to, like, take it out on you or whatever, and...

No, it's... it's all right.

It's just, like, nice to have someone to talk to for a change, so...

Yeah, it's gonna be... be hard.

Yeah.

Sorry. I just wanted to apologize.

Yeah, don't feel bad.

I just wanted to make sure, like, everything is just really good.

Yeah, everything's good.

Do you want me to...

Um, well, we really shouldn't...

Stop?

Not, no.

Um...

I hope I said not, no.

I just wanted to see how mom was.

Okay, well...

You can look.

That's why your father married me.

Oh, are you getting excited again?

Guys your age can go like two or three times a day,

and it's just something I just think about.

Mom, why didn't you...

You're talking to me about this in the robe.

I didn't mean to. It was like...

an accident, maybe?

It's not an accident, Mom.

You won't?

No.

I mean, I won't if you won't.

I swear.

Are you getting a boner?

It was like really fun touch it

I haven'touched one in a while

I'm okay

Sorry

It's okay

Should I?

Do you want to feel it?

I mean of course I do but we shouldn't

Just do it

Oh my goodness

You'd make it really hard

It's okay

I shouldn't

No you do

You sure?

Yeah it's okay

You sure?

Yeah

Oh my god

What am I doing guys

What the dog

We should

We should not go all the way

But what if we did

Yeah that could

Just on the outside

Just like only

Just rub it

Just a little bit

For a second

Yeah, just like for a second.

Oh my god.

Just for a second.

Oh my god, did I make you calm?

Yeah, a little bit.

I don't want you to pull out though.

No, I keep it on the side.

Sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

Can you keep going?

Yeah, I can.

I'm already doing it.

You might as well just keep going.

Right?

I'm so good when you told me that. I'm so nice.

It'so deep.

It's a good cup.

It'stallion.

I needed this.

You gotta hold me down and make me take all that fucking coffee.

I'm so good.

Magnet, you're so fucking strong.

Holy shit.

I think I can get more.