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sorry

sorry wait a minute I'm stuck

sorry very sorry if I had it

sorry very sorry if I had it

sorry very sorry if I had it so nice I thought I

so nice I thought I

so nice I thought I had to start spectacularly I really had to

had to start spectacularly I really had to

had to start spectacularly I really had to unpack I thought yes, I thought it was grand I

unpack I thought yes, I thought it was grand I

unpack I thought yes, I thought it was grand I thought one disappearing trick to

thought one disappearing trick to

thought one disappearing trick to another one magic trick to another I have to

another one magic trick to another I have to

another one magic trick to another I have to take a beautiful decor I

take a beautiful decor I

take a beautiful decor I thought how did it turn

thought how did it turn

thought how did it turn out Beautiful, isn't it? Yes Nice, isn't it? Yes

out Beautiful, isn't it? Yes Nice, isn't it? Yes

out Beautiful, isn't it? Yes Nice, isn't it? Yes Hey, it's

Hey, it's

Hey, it's second hand, serious, I got it from

second hand, serious, I got it from

second hand, serious, I got it from Marktplaats Richard G from Rotterdam, he

Marktplaats Richard G from Rotterdam, he

Marktplaats Richard G from Rotterdam, he sold it seriously and we were

sold it seriously and we were

sold it seriously and we were emailing and then it turned out to

emailing and then it turned out to

emailing and then it turned out to be Richard Groenendijk and he said W the late.

be Richard Groenendijk and he said W the late.

be Richard Groenendijk and he said W the late. How do I like it if you

How do I like it if you

How do I like it if you take over my Decor? The

take over my Decor? The

take over my Decor? The disappearing act is included for free. I understand

disappearing act is included for free. I understand

disappearing act is included for free. I understand why,

why,

why, but for a moment you get half an image

but for a moment you get half an image

but for a moment you get half an image of the double bottom that

of the double bottom that

of the double bottom that hangs in the back, but you know what, I

hangs in the back, but you know what, I

hangs in the back, but you know what, I thought it is nice and sustainable and

thought it is nice and sustainable and

sustainability is the most important thing in 2023.

sustainability is the most important thing in 2023. rising

rising

rising gas prices energy ceilings sustainability

gas prices energy ceilings sustainability

is important Look and you'll see,

is important Look and you'll see, amen I'm very sustainable

amen I'm very sustainable

amen I'm very sustainable myself, see it I've

myself, see it I've

myself, see it I've built up natural insulation material in my life

built up natural insulation material in my life

built up natural insulation material in my life I don't need extra Sten

I don't need extra Sten

I don't need extra Sten No and I'm anyway I recycle a

No and I'm anyway I recycle a

lot, right? Not just the Decor has been

lot, right? Not just the Decor has been recycled this Blue ok Yes you see

recycled this Blue ok Yes you see

who owned it Wait a minute wait

who owned it Wait a minute wait a minute this is how I do

this exactly Hans Klok indeed we could have

this exactly Hans Klok indeed we could have

seen straight away these blouses have

seen straight away these blouses have never been closed button courtly

never been closed button courtly

buttonholes have simply grown closed

buttonholes have simply grown closed not normal and and I I'm also real I do

not normal and and I I'm also real I do

not normal and and I I'm also real I do n't throw anything away paper in the paper bin

n't throw anything away paper in the paper bin

glass in the glass bin plastic in those

plastic bags and I throw all the leftover food

plastic bags and I throw all the leftover food on my compost heap

but I do it yes it's about the

but I do it yes it's about the

but I do it yes it's about the thoughts and now that I think about it I'm

thoughts and now that I think about it I'm

so sustainable, I recycle so much, I

so sustainable, I recycle so much, I even have my husband second hand, seriously. Yes,

even have my husband second hand, seriously. Yes,

even have my husband second hand, seriously. Yes, but it was still as good as it is now, right? Yes, it

but it was still as good as it is now, right? Yes, it

but it was still as good as it is now, right? Yes, it belonged to a very old lady

belonged to a very old lady

belonged to a very old lady and she said I hardly

and she said I hardly

and she said I hardly drove it, she said yes, look and here

drove it, she said yes, look and here

and there it had to be done. I updated it a bit,

and there it had to be done. I updated it a bit, the spray head was

clogged here and there, a little bit at

clogged here and there, a little bit at

clogged here and there, a little bit at Cutting

Cutting

Cutting Hey, but then it was as good as

Hey, but then it was as good as

Hey, but then it was as good as new again, circular economy, I love it,

new again, circular economy, I love it,

new again, circular economy, I love it, you know what it is, Os, I just have a

you know what it is, Os, I just have a

you know what it is, Os, I just have a very small ecological footprint,

very small ecological footprint,

very small ecological footprint, maybe a heavy one. but it's a nice

maybe a heavy one. but it's a nice

maybe a heavy one. but it's a nice little one, nice, but I thought before

little one, nice, but I thought before

little one, nice, but I thought before we start, I first want to know what's

we start, I first want to know what's

inside.

inside. Hi, how are you doing? How are you on the balcony?

Hi, how are you doing? How are you on the balcony?

Hi, how are you doing? How are you on the balcony? Hey, are people afraid of heights?

Hey, are people afraid of heights?

Hey, are people afraid of heights? Yes, nice and

Yes, nice and

Yes, nice and wonderful. I still have some

wonderful. I still have some

wonderful. I still have some places here if you really want to. necessarily want to, but it

places here if you really want to. necessarily want to, but it

places here if you really want to. necessarily want to, but it is also a good view there because you can

is also a good view there because you can

is also a good view there because you can see well everywhere here, isn't it? That's nice,

see well everywhere here, isn't it? That's nice,

see well everywhere here, isn't it? That's nice, guys. Is there anyone who

guys. Is there anyone who

guys. Is there anyone who had to come along today Oh here, you now the Mad as

had to come along today Oh here, you now the Mad as

had to come along today Oh here, you now the Mad as yellow, now the foyer in Stat a cup of

yellow, now the foyer in Stat a cup of

yellow, now the foyer in Stat a cup of coffee ready, you can just go to Come on,

coffee ready, you can just go to Come on,

coffee ready, you can just go to Come on, he's just going for the wine Oh, he's

he's just going for the wine Oh, he's

he's just going for the wine Oh, he's just going for the wine Oh, it's

just going for the wine Oh, it's

just going for the wine Oh, it's such an ordinary one

such an ordinary one

such an ordinary one Oh, from behind, don't

Oh, from behind, don't

Oh, from behind, don't walk past in front of it, Kees, you tell people

walk past in front of it, Kees, you tell people

walk past in front of it, Kees, you tell people let me clean up, you won't

let me clean up, you won't

let me clean up, you won't see that I'm there inconspicuous

second hand and that doesn't matter

second hand and that doesn't matter

second hand and that doesn't matter because when I met him

because when I met him

he was 50 I was 33, we are 17 years apart. Yes,

he was 50 I was 33, we are 17 years apart. Yes, but it didn't matter at all back

but it didn't matter at all back

but it didn't matter at all back then, 23 years together, it really scares

then, 23 years together, it really scares

me now and then, it really breaks me down,

me now and then, it really breaks me down, I knew I don't think it would

I knew I don't think it would

I knew I don't think it would dry out like that either, guys I didn't know that

dry out like that either, guys I didn't know that

dry out like that either, guys I didn't know that from the back. A young god is leaking and when

from the back. A young god is leaking and when

from the back. A young god is leaking and when he turns his own back, he's

he turns his own back, he's

he turns his own back, he's completely devastated, but that's good

completely devastated, but that's good

completely devastated, but that's good [Music]

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[Music] but that's great. Totally great, guys. Nice, it's

but that's great. Totally great, guys. Nice, it's

all on television, that's

all on television, that's nice. Oh G, you're doing well on TV,

nice. Oh G, you're doing well on TV,

nice. Oh G, you're doing well on TV, I can already see that Oh, I hope they

I can already see that Oh, I hope they

can have you in a shot,

can have you in a shot, Mr. Black Polo, nice No, I mean

Mr. Black Polo, nice No, I mean

behind you

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sorry, yes, there is some very nice stuff in

the black Polo oh that's not allowed these days,

the black Polo oh that's not allowed these days, right # me to

right # me to

right # me to of course we shouldn't do that kanzel

of course we shouldn't do that kanzel

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[Applause] nice guys but almost the last one Totally

nice guys but almost the last one Totally

nice guys but almost the last one Totally great Oh very important eh It was

great Oh very important eh It was

great Oh very important eh It was very nice to do something together in these performances

very nice to do something together in these performances

very nice to do something together in these performances so I have the following

so I have the following

so I have the following I thought how nice is it that when

I thought how nice is it that when

I thought how nice is it that when I do this Julie B is already

I do this Julie B is already

I do this Julie B is already saying or singing or whispering the title of the show

saying or singing or whispering the title of the show

saying or singing or whispering the title of the show or Mem because if you then say z All oh

or Mem because if you then say z All oh

wait I see someone there Wi is

wait I see someone there Wi is also the title Me saw it I saw it there

also the title Me saw it I saw it there

also the title Me saw it I saw it there those two really how then how then

those two really how then how then

those two really how then how then the title is Okay because if you do it all

the title is Okay because if you do it all

at the same time then you know how nice it is

at the same time then you know how nice it is important only if I how then yes because

important only if I how then yes because

important only if I how then yes because I talk a lot with my hands and if

I talk a lot with my hands and if

I talk a lot with my hands and if you every time you do the show for 3.5

you every time you do the show for 3.5

you every time you do the show for 3.5 hours without a break and I see a

hours without a break and I see a

few here who won't make it, so to speak,

few here who won't make it, so to speak, and they all know who it is

and they all know who it is

and they all know who it is Alright I'll just put it away for a while, cool,

Alright I'll just put it away for a while, cool,

Alright I'll just put it away for a while, cool, see you something and see J something No

see you something and see J something No

see you something and see J something No I haven't lost any weight, who was

that? That seems like Van Veuren

that? That seems like Van Veuren because I'm wearing black pants and a

because I'm wearing black pants and a

because I'm wearing black pants and a white blouse, but look at the

white blouse, but look at the

white blouse, but look at the profile, it's all still there, yes,

profile, it's all still there, yes,

just an optical illusion. No, I don't mean that,

I'm looking for something else, eh.

I will help you on your way I don't mean an

eyelid correction, I haven't

eyelid correction, I haven't done that. My chicken fillet is still there,

done that. My chicken fillet is still there,

done that. My chicken fillet is still there, sloshing against the bottom

sloshing against the bottom

sloshing against the bottom edge, I'm not looking for that either, I haven't taken a

edge, I'm not looking for that either, I haven't taken a

edge, I'm not looking for that either, I haven't taken a designer vagina either, no,

designer vagina either, no,

designer vagina either, no, I wanted to, it doesn't count anymore these days.

I wanted to, it doesn't count anymore these days.

I wanted to, it doesn't count anymore these days. with those loose flaps, no,

with those loose flaps, no,

with those loose flaps, no, nowadays it all has to be nicely

nowadays it all has to be nicely

nowadays it all has to be nicely concealed, so to speak, you know

concealed, so to speak, you know

concealed, so to speak, you know what it is with such a designer vagina,

what it is with such a designer vagina,

it's just like me, solar panels, I still get that

it's just like me, solar panels, I still get that investment out

the math Yes and get the investment out of it.

the math Yes and get the investment out of it.

the math Yes and get the investment out of it. Do we have to do it three times a day for the next 10 years

Do we have to do it three times a day for the next 10 years

and for him once a month is

and for him once a month is

and for him once a month is already quite a task, take it from people,

already quite a task, take it from people,

already quite a task, take it from people, no, so that's not it either. It's

no, so that's not it either. It's

no, so that's not it either. It's something else. I have to say.

something else. I have to say.

something else. I have to say. happened a while ago, but you can

happened a while ago, but you can

happened a while ago, but you can still see it, that's when I became a grandma.

still see it, that's when I became a grandma.

still see it, that's when I became a grandma.

Yes,

Yes,

wonderful,

wonderful,

wonderful, yes, and I always heard everyone say

yes, and I always heard everyone say

yes, and I always heard everyone say Grandma Isel is more fun than hey. I

Grandma Isel is more fun than hey. I

Grandma Isel is more fun than hey. I tried both of them and they were right,

tried both of them and they were right,

tried both of them and they were right, becoming a grandma is much, much more fun nine

becoming a grandma is much, much more fun nine

becoming a grandma is much, much more fun nine being able to eat and drink whatever you want for months

being able to eat and drink whatever you want for months

Woe Yes and if you are young Then

Woe Yes and if you are young Then take it home with you Do

take it home with you Do

take it home with you Do n't expect me to ever be with him Oh he turned out

n't expect me to ever be with him Oh he turned out

n't expect me to ever be with him Oh he turned out so well Oh really if that suits you

so well Oh really if that suits you

so well Oh really if that suits you but I don't know oh, you are in it,

but I don't know oh, you are in it,

but I don't know oh, you are in it, but then we skip the adjustment

but then we skip the adjustment

and then the row by row comes onto the stage

and then the row by row comes onto the stage and just look in my Zwets folder Yes,

and just look in my Zwets folder Yes,

and just look in my Zwets folder Yes, I have a Zwets folder on my phone

I have a Zwets folder on my phone

I have a Zwets folder on my phone with all kinds of beautiful photos of him, I

with all kinds of beautiful photos of him, I

with all kinds of beautiful photos of him, I would like them all

would like them all

show them but that is not allowed No I am

show them but that is not allowed No I am not allowed to show photos of my daughter

not allowed to show photos of my daughter

no then I would be violating their privacy oh she is

no then I would be violating their privacy oh she is suddenly very keen on privacy Do you know that

suddenly very keen on privacy Do you know that

suddenly very keen on privacy Do you know that but you said

but you said

but you said really look Maybe I should

really look Maybe I should

really look Maybe I should n't have put her birth live on Facebook

n't have put her birth live on Facebook

no no maybe not

no no maybe not but yes take it from one person it is the

but yes take it from one person it is the

but yes take it from one person it is the most beautiful child there is Siem his name is

most beautiful child there is Siem his name is

most beautiful child there is Siem his name is Siem and as much as you immediately

Siem and as much as you immediately

Siem and as much as you immediately love it oh guys I thought I

love it oh guys I thought I

loved frikandels but such a grandchild

loved frikandels but such a grandchild Yes such a grandchild that's Next Level that

Yes such a grandchild that's Next Level that

Yes such a grandchild that's Next Level that 's zero a special

's zero a special

's zero a special frikandel special Yes, but it's also a

frikandel special Yes, but it's also a

frikandel special Yes, but it's also a hassle It's also just a hassle Yes,

hassle It's also just a hassle Yes,

hassle It's also just a hassle Yes, no one warned me about becoming a grandmother

no one warned me about becoming a grandmother

no one warned me about becoming a grandmother also brings hassle I suddenly seem to

also brings hassle I suddenly seem to

have responsibilities Yes, I suddenly have to do the right thing

have responsibilities Yes, I suddenly have to do the right thing

have responsibilities Yes, I suddenly have to do the right thing give an example guys, just for

give an example guys, just for

give an example guys, just for you then I have to go from disturbing image to

you then I have to go from disturbing image to

example I have never had to set a good

example I have never had to set a good example to anyone Yes to

example to anyone Yes to

example to anyone Yes to Kees Yes but as Kees I quickly become a

Kees Yes but as Kees I quickly become a

Kees Yes but as Kees I quickly become a kind of Mother Theresa just take it from

kind of Mother Theresa just take it from

kind of Mother Theresa just take it from people and I will do it I really don't have anything to talk

people and I will do it I really don't have anything to talk

people and I will do it I really don't have anything to talk about Kees all evening, do you? But when

about Kees all evening, do you? But when

about Kees all evening, do you? But when I met him he

I met him he

I met him he had bad

had bad

had bad qualities, he didn't mention hobbies.

I have nothing against a hobby, but one

I have nothing against a hobby, but one

I have nothing against a hobby, but one hobby is not the same guys, when I met

hobby is not the same guys, when I met

hobby is not the same guys, when I met him, he loved

him, he loved

him, he loved football. Po, say, collecting. billiards and and

football. Po, say, collecting. billiards and and

football. Po, say, collecting. billiards and and bicycles Now we are 23 years later and now

bicycles Now we are 23 years later and now

bicycles Now we are 23 years later and now he likes doing the laundry, cleaning the windows

he likes doing the laundry, cleaning the windows

he likes doing the laundry, cleaning the windows and

and

and ironing Yes, nice

ironing Yes, nice

ironing Yes, nice [Applause]

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[Applause] huh Yes, so I can do it I can do it

huh Yes, so I can do it I can do it

but with her I have to do it differently

but with her I have to do it differently Look, I want that one do not damage

Look, I want that one do not damage

Look, I want that one do not damage yes yes then I do have a small

yes yes then I do have a small

yes yes then I do have a small challenge because then I didn't know either but

challenge because then I didn't know either but

challenge because then I didn't know either but in order to be a good example

in order to be a good example

in order to be a good example for someone you apparently have to

for someone you apparently have to

for someone you apparently have to be of impeccable behavior or everything must be

be of impeccable behavior or everything must be

be of impeccable behavior or everything must be old in that open and known about

old in that open and known about

old in that open and known about you Yes and then I have I have a small problem,

you Yes and then I have I have a small problem,

in my first theater show I

in my first theater show I told everything about the first 30 years of

told everything about the first 30 years of

told everything about the first 30 years of my life and everything I

my life and everything I

my life and everything I experienced in it. In my second show I

experienced in it. In my second show I

between there is a gap a gap of 3

between there is a gap a gap of 3

between there is a gap a gap of 3 years a gap from the age of 30 to the age of 33

years a gap from the age of 30 to the age of 33

years a gap from the age of 30 to the age of 33 a gap that I have always kept silent about

a gap that I have always kept silent about

a gap that I never

a gap that I never wanted to say anything about a gap that I am really not

wanted to say anything about a gap that I am really not

proud of but I am glad that I

experienced it a gap I will leave it as is say

experienced it a gap I will leave it as is say for Siem, it is time for me to

for Siem, it is time for me to

iron out the wrinkles in my life

iron out the wrinkles in my life and

and

and in those three years I have wrinkled Hul a bit,

in those three years I have wrinkled Hul a bit,

especially the

sheets and tonight I will pay for it

sheets and tonight I will pay for it

sheets and tonight I will pay for it all and if you think you ca

all and if you think you ca

all and if you think you ca n't handle that, now is the time to

n't handle that, now is the time to

n't handle that, now is the time to walk into the foyer Can you

walk into the foyer Can you

come with me and I'll make do, okay, a cup of

coffee or a cup of tea Oh, you're here after

all, right? That's how it is and you're doing

all, right? That's how it is and you're doing well on screen What does it matter to you, mupke,

well on screen What does it matter to you, mupke,

well on screen What does it matter to you, mupke, good dekel tea nice

good dekel tea nice

good dekel tea nice Yes, completely fine, um, I just have to

Yes, completely fine, um, I just have to

Yes, completely fine, um, I just have to ask, are there any youngsters in the

ask, are there any youngsters in the

ask, are there any youngsters in the room where are there any youngsters in the

room where are there any youngsters in the

room where are there any youngsters in the room? Yes, it was young, eh, under 20, under

room? Yes, it was young, eh, under 20, under

room? Yes, it was young, eh, under 20, under 15, whoa, how old B, you are

15, whoa, how old B, you are

18, can you just go into full detail and

18, can you just go into full detail and think about it? me boy Who is

think about it? me boy Who is

think about it? me boy Who is with you

with you

here mothers there No Oh sorry what

about him oh oh really true No a

about him oh oh really true No a di Oh with an animal Oh it's your

di Oh with an animal Oh it's your

di Oh with an animal Oh it's your dating Oh not that either you have come across h

dating Oh not that either you have come across h

dating Oh not that either you have come across h and thought let's take it

and thought let's take it

and thought let's take it with

with

Menneke no 18 but I

Menneke no 18 but I have been on Dee road a bit, you already know how it

have been on Dee road a bit, you already know how it

have been on Dee road a bit, you already know how it all works and so on, you know what it

all works and so on, you know what it

all works and so on, you know what it

is for, yes, no, it is important to know

is for, yes, no, it is important to know

is for, yes, no, it is important to know before I start, right? Look, you can also

before I start, right? Look, you can also

before I start, right? Look, you can also choose to walk into the bank I do

choose to walk into the bank I do

choose to walk into the bank I do n't want any complaints afterwards, that one from

n't want any complaints afterwards, that one from

n't want any complaints afterwards, that one from late has become vulgar, I warned him,

late has become vulgar, I warned him,

this is what happened, I was 30, 30 and

this is what happened, I was 30, 30 and

this is what happened, I was 30, 30 and then I came to the free Gezellen market,

then I came to the free Gezellen market,

then I came to the free Gezellen market, but just for you, that was new for

but just for you, that was new for

but just for you, that was new for people, because my first husband was

people, because my first husband was

people, because my first husband was my first in everything Yes, he was the first who

my first in everything Yes, he was the first who

my first in everything Yes, he was the first who wanted me so I thought Yes, do it then

wanted me so I thought Yes, do it then

yes, I did my first washing machine with him

yes, I did my first washing machine with him

and he was also the first to unbutton my bra,

and he was also the first to unbutton my bra,

and he was also the first to unbutton my bra, but for a moment it took him

but for a moment it took him

but for a moment it took him half an hour because he didn't understand that

half an hour because he didn't understand that

half an hour because he didn't understand that closure, but luckily we were

closure, but luckily we were

closure, but luckily we were behind the chip shop, cook a fries of stew in between,

behind the chip shop, cook a fries of stew in between,

order a ball sandwich and a croquette. Yes, I was also

order a ball sandwich and a croquette. Yes, I was also

order a ball sandwich and a croquette. Yes, I was also really looking forward to a mince stick, but I

really looking forward to a mince stick, but I

really looking forward to a mince stick, but I think I'll get that soon.

Yes, I certainly had no

Yes, I certainly had no

Yes, I certainly had no longer hungry When I finally got that thing loose,

longer hungry When I finally got that thing loose,

so to speak But yes, what does this mean

so to speak But yes, what does this mean Os when I came to that bachelor market

Os when I came to that bachelor market

Os when I came to that bachelor market I had zero experience zero Yes with him

I had zero experience zero Yes with him

but that counted as zero He was still a

but that counted as zero He was still a type of man who thought that the spotted a

type of man who thought that the spotted a

type of man who thought that the spotted a kind of handicapped parking space

kind of handicapped parking space

so there I was 30 I had just gotten

so there I was 30 I had just gotten divorced I was a small funny

divorced I was a small funny

woman at the time 103 kg clean on the

woman at the time 103 kg clean on the hook Yes I had two children two

hook Yes I had two children two

beautiful children but yes there I was standing with

zero self-confidence my self-esteem was so

zero self-confidence my self-esteem was so low that even Tom Thumb

low that even Tom Thumb

low that even Tom Thumb looked down on me Yes, yes, I thought I was skipping,

looked down on me Yes, yes, I thought I was skipping,

looked down on me Yes, yes, I thought I was skipping, there are so many women Why would anyone

there are so many women Why would anyone

there are so many women Why would anyone choose this, but I had

choose this, but I had

choose this, but I had

found something about that I had covered the whole of Schijndel

found something about that I had covered the whole of Schijndel

found something about that I had covered the whole of Schijndel with posters, now in the bonus

with posters, now in the bonus

with posters, now in the bonus Crystal the late take advantage of the XXL

Crystal the late take advantage of the XXL

Crystal the late take advantage of the XXL weeks take Crystal the late Crystal the

weeks take Crystal the late Crystal the

weeks take Crystal the late Crystal the late two for the price of one a lot

late two for the price of one a lot

late two for the price of one a lot for

for

for a little yes but that turned out not to be necessary The

a little yes but that turned out not to be necessary The

a little yes but that turned out not to be necessary The idea that men wouldn't want one

idea that men wouldn't want one

was in my head Hey men turned out to

was in my head Hey men turned out to think very differently about it, it could also have been

think very differently about it, it could also have been

think very differently about it, it could also have been horniness that I don't know,

horniness that I don't know,

horniness that I don't know, but I am still grateful to a number of those men

but I am still grateful to a number of those men

and they get

and they get a

a

a place of honor in this library.

place of honor in this library.

place of honor in this library. Yes, I will never forget Johnny Johnny Johnny

Yes, I will never forget Johnny Johnny Johnny

Yes, I will never forget Johnny Johnny Johnny who said that he met the most beautiful and

who said that he met the most beautiful and

who said that he met the most beautiful and softest woman he had ever

softest woman he had ever

softest woman he had ever seen, he described my body like

seen, he described my body like

a beautiful big soft white cloud into which he could

disappear Beautiful, isn't it, a big soft white

disappear Beautiful, isn't it, a big soft white

[Applause]

[Applause] wool I had never looked at myself like that

wool I had never looked at myself like that

wool I had never looked at myself like that Hey if I looked in a mirror

Hey if I looked in a mirror

I would already be a big lump of unsaturated

I would already be a big lump of unsaturated fatty acid Yes you could not around me but

fatty acid Yes you could not around me but

fatty acid Yes you could not around me but no one saw me and they called me

no one saw me and they called me

no one saw me and they called me a beautiful big soft white

full And from that moment on I started

full And from that moment on I started

full And from that moment on I started to float a bit figuratively, right? Otherwise

to float a bit figuratively, right? Otherwise

to float a bit figuratively, right? Otherwise it would have been dark far too often in Schijndel at that time,

it would have been dark far too often in Schijndel at that time,

it would have been dark far too often in Schijndel at that time, I think yes, but

I think yes, but

I think yes, but from then on At that moment I became a bit softer,

from then on At that moment I became a bit softer,

from then on At that moment I became a bit softer, especially for myself because I thought that was

especially for myself because I thought that was

especially for myself because I thought that was special. Do you know what it is about men? Zen?

special. Do you know what it is about men? Zen?

special. Do you know what it is about men? Zen? Especially when they have had a drink and

Especially when they have had a drink and

Especially when they have had a drink and want something from ho, they are often a lot

want something from ho, they are often a lot

want something from ho, they are often a lot nicer than women. Really, guys,

nicer than women. Really, guys,

nicer than women. Really, guys, I could do quite a bit at that time.

I could do quite a bit at that time.

I could do quite a bit at that time. use support Well I did

use support Well I did

use support Well I did n't have to have that from my friends no no no no

n't have to have that from my friends no no no no

n't have to have that from my friends no no no no no no for example Friday evening

no no for example Friday evening

no no for example Friday evening my children with my ex I found that

my children with my ex I found that

my children with my ex I found that difficult and then she said oh We will go

difficult and then she said oh We will go

difficult and then she said oh We will go with you to the pub Chris and

with you to the pub Chris and

with you to the pub Chris and then we stood in the café Z such a [ __ ]

then we stood in the café Z such a [ __ ]

huh at 15 they went home No sorry

huh at 15 they went home No sorry crystal huh their children have to play

crystal huh their children have to play

crystal huh their children have to play sports tomorrow my husband has to work hold on

sports tomorrow my husband has to work hold on

sports tomorrow my husband has to work hold on hold on We'll call tomorrow We'll call

hold on We'll call tomorrow We'll call

hold on We'll call tomorrow We'll call [Music]

[Music]

[Music] tomorrow and the next day telephone

tomorrow and the next day telephone

tomorrow and the next day telephone crystal crystal How has it been

crystal crystal How has it been

crystal crystal How has it been I said oh it was fantastic, I still know Harry

I said oh it was fantastic, I still know Harry

I said oh it was fantastic, I still know Harry Harry took me home

Harry took me home

Harry took me home wait a minute crystal Which Harry is

wait a minute crystal Which Harry is

wait a minute crystal Which Harry is n't Harry van der Heiden eh Oh no

n't Harry van der Heiden eh Oh no

n't Harry van der Heiden eh Oh no Kral He takes everything home if

Kral He takes everything home if

Kral He takes everything home if you have a drink he Hee

you have a drink he Hee

you have a drink he Hee another sheep out last week pulled into the meadow, that's how

women were, women pushed, I

women were, women pushed, I

women were, women pushed, I preferred to go just a little further under the bus,

preferred to go just a little further under the bus,

but for a moment. I wasn't lonely or anything, huh,

but for a moment. I wasn't lonely or anything, huh, no, I had enough friends, when I went to the

no, I had enough friends, when I went to the

no, I had enough friends, when I went to the pub it went everywhere crystal, come and

pub it went everywhere crystal, come and

pub it went everywhere crystal, come and sit here with us, let's go

sit here with us, let's go

sit here with us, let's go here at the bar Just grab two

here at the bar Just grab two

here at the bar Just grab two stools and there was a very thin woman standing there, MS,

stools and there was a very thin woman standing there, MS,

stools and there was a very thin woman standing there, MS, and she was standing there looking

and she was standing there looking

and she was standing there looking next to you, I looked a bit more beautiful and

next to you, I looked a bit more beautiful and

next to you, I looked a bit more beautiful and thinner, that's how women were, women gave

thinner, that's how women were, women gave

thinner, that's how women were, women gave people the idea that I was only

people the idea that I was only

people the idea that I was only kilos, men not men lifted me

kilos, men not men lifted me

kilos, men not men lifted me on kilos or not and that brings

on kilos or not and that brings

on kilos or not and that brings me to the second one who gets an honorable place

me to the second one who gets an honorable place

me to the second one who gets an honorable place in this group and his name does

in this group and his name does

in this group and his name does n't

n't

n't matter No I'm very afraid that he is in the

matter No I'm very afraid that he is in the

matter No I'm very afraid that he is in the audience he came with Geffen

[Applause ]

[Applause ]

[Applause ] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] Geffen Okay his name doesn't matter

Geffen Okay his name doesn't matter

Geffen Okay his name doesn't matter look I'm a top woman no Bottom

look I'm a top woman no Bottom

look I'm a top woman no Bottom likes to determine the rhythm and

likes to determine the rhythm and

likes to determine the rhythm and speed at which things happen then he

speed at which things happen then he

speed at which things happen then he has to be a top woman so

has to be a top woman so

has to be a top woman so during the intimate time together his

during the intimate time together his

during the intimate time together his name doesn't matter supported

name doesn't matter supported

name doesn't matter supported myself in all kinds of ways

myself in all kinds of ways

because I thought I shouldn't lean on him

because I thought I shouldn't lean on him then I will immediately damage him I

then I will immediately damage him I

think they will never find them

think they will never find them again So I found myself in all kinds of

again So I found myself in all kinds of

again So I found myself in all kinds of ways not to lean on him and

ways not to lean on him and

ways not to lean on him and suddenly he says Hey krystal lets but

suddenly he says Hey krystal lets but

suddenly he says Hey krystal lets but loose I can carry you

loose I can carry you

loose I can carry you wow I can carry you five words

wow I can carry you five words

wow I can carry you five words that changed one's self-image in one fell swoop

that changed one's self-image in one fell swoop

that changed one's self-image in one fell swoop from a ten-tonner to a feather-light

from a ten-tonner to a feather-light

from a ten-tonner to a feather-light woman and ox I am still incredibly grateful to those two men to this

woman and ox I am still incredibly grateful to those two men to this

woman and ox I am still incredibly grateful to those two men to this day

day

day because they changed my

because they changed my

because they changed my self-image yes, but yes, it's a [ __ ] eh,

self-image yes, but yes, it's a [ __ ] eh,

self-image yes, but yes, it's a [ __ ] eh, here we go eh, it didn't stop with those

here we go eh, it didn't stop with those

here we go eh, it didn't stop with those two men no, count it out 52

two men no, count it out 52

two men no, count it out 52 weekends a

weekends a

weekends a year Yes, let me put it this way I

year Yes, let me put it this way I

year Yes, let me put it this way I saw so many balls in that time.

saw so many balls in that time.

saw so many balls in that time. Many Lingo players would be jealous of that

Many Lingo players would be jealous of that

Many Lingo players would be jealous of that but it wasn't about the sex for me

but it wasn't about the sex for me

but it wasn't about the sex for me it was about my

it was about my

it was about my self-image feel free to call me the [ __ ] but I

self-image feel free to call me the [ __ ] but I

self-image feel free to call me the [ __ ] but I was a happy [ __ ] But I did it

was a happy [ __ ] But I did it

was a happy [ __ ] But I did it everywhere really

everywhere really

everywhere really everywhere in the pub on the toilet with the

everywhere in the pub on the toilet with the

everywhere in the pub on the toilet with the button on and sitting in a car on the street

button on and sitting in a car on the street

button on and sitting in a car on the street just next to the vending machine in the meadow and in

just next to the vending machine in the meadow and in

the woods I took off my blouse, no, I

the woods I took off my blouse, no, I even took off my pants at the Jumbo near

even took off my pants at the Jumbo near

even took off my pants at the Jumbo near fruit I was in the straw with farmers after a

fruit I was in the straw with farmers after a

cop on a desk a bartender at a

bar an SRV man in his cart someone of

bar an SRV man in his cart someone of the gas and water and a guy with a

the gas and water and a guy with a

the gas and water and a guy with a ker and I didn't have enough eh what

ker and I didn't have enough eh what

ker and I didn't have enough eh what nice to have a bath with myself

nice to have a bath with myself

nice to have a bath with myself and there are questions

and there are questions

and there are questions about this Yes well yes neou

about this Yes well yes neou

about this Yes well yes neou yes I know what it is I

yes I know what it is I

yes I know what it is I always dread having my baptism

always dread having my baptism

always dread having my baptism lights but it has to be done because

lights but it has to be done because

lights but it has to be done because you know everything about people from ul

you know everything about people from ul

to 56 and that means that from now on I

to 56 and that means that from now on I can be a good example for my

can be a good example for my

can be a good example for my grandson

grandson

grandson Oh well it didn't matter I did it day

Oh well it didn't matter I did it day

Oh well it didn't matter I did it day in and day

in and day

in and day out And I thought how Wow I was a

out And I thought how Wow I was a

out And I thought how Wow I was a sex machine How

sex machine How

sex machine How then a bogus trampoline how then I

then a bogus trampoline how then I

then a bogus trampoline how then I swallowed a Wout of young gentlemen how

swallowed a Wout of young gentlemen how

swallowed a Wout of young gentlemen how easy I did it more often than

easy I did it more often than

easy I did it more often than Bobby Eden himself but I will never

Bobby Eden himself but I will never

do it again that [ __ ] is retired because

do it again that [ __ ] is retired because I thought how then how then how then

yeah, hey,

yeah, hey,

yeah, hey, you know everything, it's really wonderful that

you know everything, it's really wonderful that

you know everything, it's really wonderful that we've had that, but if you think it's okay,

we've had that, but if you think it's okay,

we've had that, but if you think it's okay, dress me up for a moment, I, yes,

dress me up for a moment, I, yes,

dress me up for a moment, I, yes, I've never worn anything like that, I think it's

I've never worn anything like that, I think it's

I've never worn anything like that, I think it's warm too, I think it's warm here, Paul wor and

warm too, I think it's warm here, Paul wor and

warm too, I think it's warm here, Paul wor and I am I'm also very afraid that

I am I'm also very afraid that

I am I'm also very afraid that a rabbit will soon

a rabbit will soon

a rabbit will soon come out of here. Yes, I don't know what Hans

come out of here. Yes, I don't know what Hans

put into it, so I'll just do

put into it, so I'll just do something easy about it. I'm having such a

something easy about it. I'm having such a

something easy about it. I'm having such a good time. Os Yes, I forgot that

good time. Os Yes, I forgot that

good time. Os Yes, I forgot that Geffen was so close. Yes, that's

Geffen was so close. Yes, that's

Geffen was so close. Yes, that's good. that we just take it into account,

good. that we just take it into account,

good. that we just take it into account, isn't it, it's

much nicer like that, such an

much nicer like that, such an

much nicer like that, such an inconspicuous dress, wonderful, yes, but

inconspicuous dress, wonderful, yes, but

inconspicuous dress, wonderful, yes, but then I became a grandmother and then I was in

then I became a grandmother and then I was in

then I became a grandmother and then I was in amazement, I was completely confused,

amazement, I was completely confused,

amazement, I was completely confused, nothing is the same anymore than when I

nothing is the same anymore than when I

had children Everything has changed

had children Everything has changed for Mees, they have changed completely, look,

for Mees, they have changed completely, look,

for Mees, they have changed completely, look, when I had children who are now 34

when I had children who are now 34

when I had children who are now 34 and 32, I was no longer allowed to

and 32, I was no longer allowed to

and 32, I was no longer allowed to hit them, no, no, that was no longer allowed, but they were allowed to go to

hit them, no, no, that was no longer allowed, but they were allowed to go to

hit them, no, no, that was no longer allowed, but they were allowed to go to bed without food

bed without food

bed without food or lock them in the basement.

or lock them in the basement.

or lock them in the basement. still, but don't hit No, I

still, but don't hit No, I

had a BOA on the sidewalk once, yes, it was

had a BOA on the sidewalk once, yes, it was still

police at the time. Yes, they had received one from the

police at the time. Yes, they had received one from the

police at the time. Yes, they had received one from the neighbor and I thought, well, it wasn't too bad,

neighbor and I thought, well, it wasn't too bad,

neighbor and I thought, well, it wasn't too bad, I thought, look, it

I thought, look, it

I thought, look, it was a very nice one. hot summer day and

was a very nice one. hot summer day and

was a very nice one. hot summer day and I was already alone with the children but

I was already alone with the children but

I was already alone with the children but they were gruesomely festering against each other,

they were gruesomely festering against each other,

they were gruesomely festering against each other, that was a

that was a

that was a tribute to each other and all I

tribute to each other and all I

wanted was 5 minutes of rest, it's not too much to

wanted was 5 minutes of rest, it's not too much to ask for 55 minutes of rest, but it

ask for 55 minutes of rest, but it

kept going and So I

kept going and So I put them in the rabbit hutch.

put them in the rabbit hutch.

put them in the rabbit hutch. Yes, the neighbor didn't mind

Yes, the neighbor didn't mind

them being in the rabbit hutch.

She didn't mind that at all. No, but of

course I should have left the rabbits free

to make room and they went

to make room and they went under the gate. crawled to the neighbor's

under the gate. crawled to the neighbor's

under the gate. crawled to the neighbor's garden and they were eating the entire

garden and they were eating the entire

garden and they were eating the entire vegetable garden.

vegetable garden.

Yes, so then the children had to be

Yes, so then the children had to be released again.

released again.

Yes, you may be thinking what does she want to

say with this, but I

say with this, but I actually mean the following. Look at the time, we

actually mean the following. Look at the time, we

actually mean the following. Look at the time, we could really do without all that.

could really do without all that.

could really do without all that. to use too much force to teach the children something,

to use too much force to teach the children something,

to use too much force to teach the children something,

but nowadays that is no longer possible, right?

but nowadays that is no longer possible, right?

but nowadays that is no longer possible, right? No, nowadays you have to consult with

No, nowadays you have to consult with

No, nowadays you have to consult with the

the

the child seriously, you

child seriously, you

no longer have a say as a parent. You

no longer have a say as a parent. You have to consult with them, I have to deal with

have to consult with them, I have to deal with

have to consult with them, I have to deal with the participation of

the participation of

the participation of grandchildren. Yes. That I'm not making that up,

grandchildren. Yes. That I'm not making that up,

grandchildren. Yes. That I'm not making that up, guys, that's even described in

guys, that's even described in

guys, that's even described in the UN Convention. Just listen. According to

the UN Convention. Just listen. According to

the UN Convention. Just listen. According to the Convention on the Rights of the

the Convention on the Rights of the

the Convention on the Rights of the Child, adopted in

Child, adopted in

Child, adopted in 1989, children have the right to

1989, children have the right to

1989, children have the right to express their opinions and exert influence

express their opinions and exert influence

in all matters

affecting their family. to education that

affecting their family. to education that means that every child, regardless of his

means that every child, regardless of his

means that every child, regardless of his age or individual characteristics,

age or individual characteristics,

is heard and that

his opinion is taken into account. Children are allowed to

his opinion is taken into account. Children are allowed to participate in their education, but know

participate in their education, but know

participate in their education, but know what that means that you

what that means that you

what that means that you have to ask what they think about

have to ask what they think about

have to ask what they think about everything hey I and and I heard it

everything hey I and and I heard it

everything hey I and and I heard it last weekend when the weather was so nice,

last weekend when the weather was so nice,

last weekend when the weather was so nice, my

my

my neighbor's grandchild was visiting Mink, that's the name of

neighbor's grandchild was visiting Mink, that's the name of

neighbor's grandchild was visiting Mink, that's the name of man

man

man Mink

Mink

Mink Mink Anyway, I just heard it

Mink Anyway, I just heard it

Mink Anyway, I just heard it happening there and I could see it clearly, wasn't it possible? I

happening there and I could see it clearly, wasn't it possible? I

happening there and I could see it clearly, wasn't it possible? I saw it happen like that when I

saw it happen like that when I

saw it happen like that when I stood on a table I could just see it straight away

stood on a table I could just see it straight away

stood on a table I could just see it straight away Yes and I did

Yes and I did

Yes and I did n't see Minkie do it He ca

n't see Minkie do it He ca

n't see Minkie do it He ca n't just reach the light button to turn Minkie on off on

n't just reach the light button to turn Minkie on off on

n't just reach the light button to turn Minkie on off on off No Minkie don't do it grandma doesn't

off No Minkie don't do it grandma doesn't

like it off on off No minkie

like it off on off No minkie don't do it and off and off minky and off minky

don't do it and off and off minky and off minky

don't do it and off and off minky and off minky three two and off and off three two and off and off

three two and off and off three two and off and off

three two and offout three and off

three two and offout three and off Mickey and now it's enough let's

Mickey and now it's enough let's

Mickey and now it's enough let's sit on the couch grandma wants do

sit on the couch grandma wants do

n't see you anymore at least if you

n't see you anymore at least if you agree with it yourself

seriously

seriously

seriously seriously

seriously

seriously Yes and you see it everywhere if you

Yes and you see it everywhere if you

look around carefully you see it happening everywhere and

look around carefully you see it happening everywhere and for a while I was standing with my previous

for a while I was standing with my previous

for a while I was standing with my previous performance I was standing in lard and an

performance I was standing in lard and an

performance I was standing in lard and an hour before I was done with the performance and

hour before I was done with the performance and

hour before I was done with the performance and I thought yes, I can just sit here in the

I thought yes, I can just sit here in the

I thought yes, I can just sit here in the dressing room or I can

dressing room or I can

dressing room or I can go explore lard and you

go explore lard and you

go explore lard and you could think so lard lard in lard

could think so lard lard in lard

could think so lard lard in lard If there is nothing to explore then I'm wrong

If there is nothing to explore then I'm wrong

If there is nothing to explore then I'm wrong because they happen to have a Chocolaterie in lard

because they happen to have a Chocolaterie in lard

and ice cream shop in

one so there was plenty to explore so

one so there was plenty to explore so I walk towards the Chocolaterie SL

I walk towards the Chocolaterie SL

ice cream shop I arrive there and there was

a line all the way outside and I

immediately thought that's a good sign because

immediately thought that's a good sign because no one lines up for bad ice cream

no one lines up for bad ice cream

no one lines up for bad ice cream so I joined the back of the line

so I joined the back of the line

so I joined the back of the line as Zen as a Buddha who had just done yoga

as Zen as a Buddha who had just done yoga

as Zen as a Buddha who had just done yoga and in front of them was a man, a

and in front of them was a man, a

and in front of them was a man, a woman and a

child and the line slowly became shorter

child and the line slowly became shorter

child and the line slowly became shorter slowly 20 minutes later it was the

slowly 20 minutes later it was the

slowly 20 minutes later it was the turn of the couple in front of them I see

turn of the couple in front of them I see

that mother go down on her knees and I

hear them say darling darling What

hear them say darling darling What flavor do you want, just pick a color

flavor do you want, just pick a color

Which one do you want? Look and I'm standing

Which one do you want? Look and I'm standing behind it and then I think to my own Hey,

behind it and then I think to my own Hey,

behind it and then I think to my own Hey, there's just 20 minutes for

there's just 20 minutes for

there's just 20 minutes for 20 minutes Do you know what I

20 minutes Do you know what I

20 minutes Do you know what I can do in 20 minutes in 20 minutes I can

can do in 20 minutes in 20 minutes I can

can do in 20 minutes in 20 minutes I can apparently drive to the Bos in 20

apparently drive to the Bos in 20

apparently drive to the Bos in 20 minutes I can go to the dentist for a

minutes I can go to the dentist for a

minutes I can go to the dentist for a check-up in 20 minutes you can

check-up in 20 minutes you can

check-up in 20 minutes you can do two parent conversations in 10 minutes at

do two parent conversations in 10 minutes at

do two parent conversations in 10 minutes at school in which the teacher then tells me that it is

school in which the teacher then tells me that it is

school in which the teacher then tells me that it is incredibly sad that there is your

incredibly sad that there is your

incredibly sad that there is your participation clinic

and in my slut-sucking time I could do it in

and in my slut-sucking time I could do it in

and in my slut-sucking time I could do it in 20

minutes, but yes, yes, they apparently found it

minutes, but yes, yes, they apparently found it

minutes, but yes, yes, they apparently found it too complicated to

too complicated to

too complicated to determine which flavor they wanted in those 20 minutes

determine which flavor they wanted in those 20 minutes

determine which flavor they wanted in those 20 minutes and then I suddenly felt a lot less

and then I suddenly felt a lot less

interested. But well I see it happening

interested. But well I see it happening darling What flavor do you want just choose

darling What flavor do you want just choose

a color Which one do

a color Which one do you want I want the white one no says that mother

you want I want the white one no says that mother

you want I want the white one no says that mother you don't like that Choose a different

you don't like that Choose a different

you don't like that Choose a different color Which one do you want

color Which one do you want

color Which one do you want Ah I want the white one anyway No darling the

Ah I want the white one anyway No darling the

white one Don't you like that's lemon?

white one Don't you like that's lemon? Choose a different color. Which one do you want?

Choose a different color. Which one do you want?

Oh, I want the white drink. That

Oh, I want the white drink. That

Oh, I want the white drink. That participation. Young, okay, honey. Mommy will explain

participation. Young, okay, honey. Mommy will explain

participation. Young, okay, honey. Mommy will explain it one more time. Look, that white one is Lemon.

it one more time. Look, that white one is Lemon.

it one more time. Look, that white one is Lemon. Lemon is sour. You don't like

Lemon is sour. You don't like

Lemon is sour. You don't like sour. Huh, but you. you can choose which one do

sour. Huh, but you. you can choose which one do

sour. Huh, but you. you can choose which one do you want eh, I don't want to

know if that had been the driving

know if that had been the driving

know if that had been the driving then I would have bought an ice cream with

then I would have bought an ice cream with

then I would have bought an ice cream with 10 white scoops of lemon ice cream and I would have

10 white scoops of lemon ice cream and I would have

10 white scoops of lemon ice cream and I would have said here honey and we won't go

said here honey and we won't go

said here honey and we won't go home until all that ice cream is gone and then

home until all that ice cream is gone and then

I would have taken the winding road home

I would have taken the winding road home so that he would have become sick as hell.

so that he would have become sick as hell.

so that he would have become sick as hell. Hey, then he would have spit out that ice cream.

Hey, then he would have spit out that ice cream.

Hey, then he would have spit out that ice cream. He would have tasted lemon twice.

He would have tasted lemon twice.

He would have tasted lemon twice. He will never need white

again.

again.

again. Yes, but that is not allowed anymore. No, I would

Yes, but that is not allowed anymore. No, I would

Yes, but that is not allowed anymore. No, I would like to do that, but that is not allowed. more because

like to do that, but that is not allowed. more because

like to do that, but that is not allowed. more because the child has the right to express his opinion

the child has the right to express his opinion

the child has the right to express his opinion and you see them everywhere Do

and you see them everywhere Do

you also have a HEMA

you also have a HEMA here I came back to HEMA two weeks ago

here I came back to HEMA two weeks ago

it was going to rain The weather was a

it was going to rain The weather was a bit changeable I remember and

bit changeable I remember and

bit changeable I remember and I thought I would buy quickly for Siem, so

I thought I would buy quickly for Siem, so

I thought I would buy quickly for Siem, so nice yellow rain jacket, I knew it nice, right?

nice yellow rain jacket, I knew it nice, right?

nice yellow rain jacket, I knew it nice, right? So I walk to HEMA and I grab that

So I walk to HEMA and I grab that

jacket and I see it happen. I see it,

jacket and I see it happen. I see it, such a young mother, buggy child

in it, not even a year old, mother in front of it with a

blue sweater and a green one. sweater Which one

blue sweater and a green one. sweater Which one do you want which one do you want choose and then

do you want which one do you want choose and then

do you want which one do you want choose and then I think with my own purchase what you want

I think with my own purchase what you want

I think with my own purchase what you want after the Jong that shirt is ready

after the Jong that shirt is ready

after the Jong that shirt is ready it could be worse It could be worse really

it could be worse It could be worse really

it could be worse It could be worse really I was on holiday in Italy last year

I was on holiday in Italy last year

I was on holiday in Italy last year I have been going to Italy for 20 years the

I have been going to Italy for 20 years the

I have been going to Italy for 20 years the same campsite in Italy beautiful

same campsite in Italy beautiful

same campsite in Italy beautiful campsite on the warmest lake in

campsite on the warmest lake in

campsite on the warmest lake in Italy in the middle of the Dolemites beautiful

Italy in the middle of the Dolemites beautiful

It is so beautiful there and on the edge of

It is so beautiful there and on the edge of the lake there are all the large campsites

the lake there are all the large campsites

the lake there are all the large campsites and between all those large campsites there is

and between all those large campsites there is

one very small chin campsite and that is where

we are for 20 years because there is nothing

we are for 20 years because there is nothing beautiful and I will never forget it. It

beautiful and I will never forget it. It

was a beautiful day, clear blue sky, sunshine,

was a beautiful day, clear blue sky, sunshine, quite tough, but there was such a

quite tough, but there was such a

quite tough, but there was such a nice fresh breeze and we sat together in front of

nice fresh breeze and we sat together in front of

nice fresh breeze and we sat together in front of our caravan and and and and I say

our caravan and and and and I say

to my Currant I say Oh yes, I'm

to my Currant I say Oh yes, I'm sorry, I call Kees my currant because it's so

sorry, I call Kees my currant because it's so

dried up.

Yes, I can't eat currant bun anymore. Do

I have any idea that I'll

I have any idea that I'll meet him, it feels like a Carnival. Do you know

meet him, it feels like a Carnival. Do you know

that?

that?

that? Sorry, I'll call him Kees, that

Sorry, I'll call him Kees, that

Sorry, I'll call him Kees, that 's

's

's easy. so I sit in front of the caravan and

easy. so I sit in front of the caravan and

I say to Kees I say Honey, it is

I say to Kees I say Honey, it is a beautiful beautiful day, we will

a beautiful beautiful day, we will

go to the beach and he thought that was a

go to the beach and he thought that was a good idea and what to do at the campsite

good idea and what to do at the campsite

then he will bring chairs, some reading material,

then he will bring chairs, some reading material, something else and we went to the beach and

something else and we went to the beach and

something else and we went to the beach and then we walked onto the beach and every time

then we walked onto the beach and every time

then we walked onto the beach and every time I still think, wow, this is this view. It's

I still think, wow, this is this view. It's

I still think, wow, this is this view. It's never boring, we looked for a place

never boring, we looked for a place

never boring, we looked for a place under a nice big tree because it was

under a nice big tree because it was

under a nice big tree because it was very hot, nice in the shade, we

very hot, nice in the shade, we

very hot, nice in the shade, we unfolded our lafuma chairs.

unfolded our lafuma chairs.

I take my

I take my honor and just when I

honor and just when I

honor and just when I want to say to Kees, honey, that's great, my day

want to say to Kees, honey, that's great, my day

can't be ruined, I see him, that

can't be ruined, I see him, that guy wasn't called Pepijn and then I

guy wasn't called Pepijn and then I

guy wasn't called Pepijn and then I already know that things don't go well with a name like that, right? Dan I

already know that things don't go well with a name like that, right? Dan I

already know that things don't go well with a name like that, right? Dan I already know that it's not right No,

already know that it's not right No,

already know that it's not right No, it was really a shitty man Yes, it was

it was really a shitty man Yes, it was

just a shitty man, he came up with the

just a shitty man, he came up with the Throw with an r and a g, really, it

Throw with an r and a g, really, it

Throw with an r and a g, really, it was a man that you immediately want to

was a man that you immediately want to

was a man that you immediately want to Schup when you see him, right? There is nothing There was

Schup when you see him, right? There is nothing There was

Schup when you see him, right? There is nothing There was no pain in his name, right? Guys,

no pain in his name, right? Guys,

no pain in his name, right? Guys, someone thought about it,

but it was a good pain, I was playing

but it was a good pain, I was playing

but it was a good pain, I was playing with some pebbles, it was actually not too

with some pebbles, it was actually not too

with some pebbles, it was actually not too bad. I thought oh well, it will be fine

bad. I thought oh well, it will be fine

bad. I thought oh well, it will be fine until the moment I see a woman

until the moment I see a woman

until the moment I see a woman walking towards Pepijn, it turned out to be his

walking towards Pepijn, it turned out to be his

walking towards Pepijn, it turned out to be his mother.

bye bye pain bye darling mommy here

bye bye pain bye darling mommy here

bye bye pain bye darling mommy here say joke come with me to the tent to

say joke come with me to the tent to

say joke come with me to the tent to apply some nice sunscreen because yes I will

apply some nice sunscreen because yes I will

burn

burn you no that's nice and assertive Pepijn

you no that's nice and assertive Pepijn

you no that's nice and assertive Pepijn but I would think about it carefully

but I would think about it carefully

but I would think about it carefully because if you stay in the sun then

because if you stay in the sun then

you burn your peppers and then it hurts a lot Oh,

you burn your peppers and then it hurts a lot Oh, so you come with me to the tent to

so you come with me to the tent to

so you come with me to the tent to apply some sunscreen, no M, don't come with me

apply some sunscreen, no M, don't come with me

to the tent to use the sunscreen, I'm just having

to the tent to use the sunscreen, I'm just having fun playing, good argument,

fun playing, good argument,

fun playing, good argument, good argument you have well done, it hurts,

good argument you have well done, it hurts,

good argument you have well done, it hurts, but personally I would

but personally I would

but personally I would think about it for a while. I won't say how long it

think about it for a while. I won't say how long it

took, but the sun had already

took, but the sun had already set and they were still

set and they were still

set and they were still discussing. Really, if that had been the person.

discussing. Really, if that had been the person.

discussing. Really, if that had been the person. I had a bit of pain with those

I had a bit of pain with those

I had a bit of pain with those nets a little too much. big ears caught no no

nets a little too much. big ears caught no no

nets a little too much. big ears caught no no no no no no I wouldn't do that I

no no no no I wouldn't do that I

would have hooked up through that nauseous

would have hooked up through that nauseous goosje stink and I would have pulled him straight

goosje stink and I would have pulled him straight

goosje stink and I would have pulled him straight to the tent and

to the tent and

I would have put Meens in some nice grease

I would have put Meens in some nice grease I would sand, putty and three

I would sand, putty and three

I would sand, putty and three layers Factor 50 just because I

layers Factor 50 just because I

layers Factor 50 just because I think that is better, but

think that is better, but

think that is better, but that is no longer allowed. No, because Pepijntje also

that is no longer allowed. No, because Pepijntje also

that is no longer allowed. No, because Pepijntje also has the right to express his opinion

has the right to express his opinion

has the right to express his opinion and participate in his

upbringing. Yes, look, and sometimes I

upbringing. Yes, look, and sometimes I also think so. Maybe it is an issue. maybe

also think so. Maybe it is an issue. maybe

also think so. Maybe it is an issue. maybe it's just the person, maybe I'm

it's just the person, maybe I'm

it's just the person, maybe I'm just starting to get a bit older Wits I don't know,

just starting to get a bit older Wits I don't know,

maybe all those modern

maybe all those modern

maybe all those modern educators are right, maybe

educators are right, maybe

educators are right, maybe the pain should just be let out in the sun

the pain should just be let out in the sun

the pain should just be let out in the sun until it develops a nice brown crust,

until it develops a nice brown crust,

until it develops a nice brown crust, yes, hey, and then ' serve in the evening with

yes, hey, and then ' serve in the evening with

yes, hey, and then ' serve in the evening with drinks with some Curry and onions

drinks with some Curry and onions

drinks with some Curry and onions on top

or throw it on the

or throw it on the

or throw it on the barbecue pain to

barbecue pain to

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[Music] the and I

the and I

the and I thought anticipation

thought anticipation

thought anticipation children how can you come up with that

children how can you come up with that

children how can you come up with that I'm not going to give a say to such a

I'm not going to give a say to such a

I'm not going to give a say to such a toddler easy I'll stick it old-fashioned

toddler easy I'll stick it old-fashioned

behind the

behind the wallpaper It really doesn't matter to me It's

wallpaper It really doesn't matter to me It's

wallpaper It really doesn't matter to me It's that or rat weed because I

think

yeah but to my grandmother and then I

yeah but to my grandmother and then I

yeah but to my grandmother and then I suddenly started doing things that I hadn't done for a long time

suddenly started doing things that I hadn't done for a long time

suddenly started doing things that I hadn't done for a long time I went to help because I

I went to help because I

I went to help because I thought I had to help my daughter

and I went changing diapers really

and I went changing diapers really

and I went changing diapers really I was going to change so many diapers then

I was going to change so many diapers then

I was going to change so many diapers then nowadays I can really with both hands behind my

nowadays I can really with both hands behind my

nowadays I can really with both hands behind my back then I grab that

back then I grab that

back then I grab that sticker yes yes yes see yes see what does grandma do

sticker yes yes yes see yes see what does grandma do

sticker yes yes yes see yes see what does grandma do now what does

now what does

now what does [Music] I

[Music] I

[Music] I always brush my teeth but is

always brush my teeth but is

always brush my teeth but is it possible

it possible

yes and Kees thinks D is absolutely fantastic

yes and Kees thinks D is absolutely fantastic because he is now 74, so informal care is

because he is now 74, so informal care is

because he is now 74, so informal care is coming.

No, I'm really not going to

do that, no no no no, but I will do it for Siem. For

do that, no no no no, but I will do it for Siem. For

Si, I do a

Si, I do a lot of things anyway that I haven't done for a long time.

lot of things anyway that I haven't done for a long time.

lot of things anyway that I haven't done for a long time. I will even go to the

I will even go to the

I will even go to the supermarket again I never went to the

supermarket again I never went to the

supermarket again, right? I can't do that, I couldn't, that's

supermarket again, right? I can't do that, I couldn't, that's how I have to say it I couldn't

how I have to say it I couldn't

go to the supermarket in the supermarket I

go to the supermarket in the supermarket I suffer from all kinds of

suffer from all kinds of

suffer from all kinds of stimuli, actually one very big

stimuli, actually one very big

stimuli, actually one very big stimulus

stimulus

stimulus Sjaak shak shak is the man I have

Sjaak shak shak is the man I have

Sjaak shak shak is the man I have been in love with all my life and

been in love with all my life and

still am. Jaques was in the 4th,

still am. Jaques was in the 4th, 5th and sixth grades and I thought he was the

5th and sixth grades and I thought he was the

5th and sixth grades and I thought he was the most beautiful boy in the whole school. Sjaak,

most beautiful boy in the whole school. Sjaak,

most beautiful boy in the whole school. Sjaak, how can I describe Sjaak? Sjaak Sjaak

how can I describe Sjaak? Sjaak Sjaak

how can I describe Sjaak? Sjaak Sjaak is a kind of Toni chocolate but with

is a kind of Toni chocolate but with

is a kind of Toni chocolate but with all the flavors

all the flavors

all the flavors at the same time. Sjaak is broad-shouldered,

at the same time. Sjaak is broad-shouldered,

at the same time. Sjaak is broad-shouldered, has an inviting chest, is high

has an inviting chest, is high

has an inviting chest, is high on his legs, with those good, firm,

on his legs, with those good, firm,

on his legs, with those good, firm, hard

hard

hard buttocks and he also has such a

buttocks and he also has such a

fresh, tight, well-tanned head and

fresh, tight, well-tanned head and such a nice bunch of actually curl

such a nice bunch of actually curl

such a nice bunch of actually curl the opposite of my

the opposite of my

the opposite of my currant in everything yes yes no but if that

currant in everything yes yes no but if that

currant in everything yes yes no but if that is a currant then Sjaak is a full grape, in

is a currant then Sjaak is a full grape, in

fact a Hull grape BUNCH Sjaak

fact a Hull grape BUNCH Sjaak Sjaak Sjaak is just

Sjaak Sjaak is just

Sjaak Sjaak is just every woman's wet dream Yes and not just any

every woman's wet dream Yes and not just any

every woman's wet dream Yes and not just any wet dream h ladies No, so É After which

wet dream h ladies No, so É After which

wet dream h ladies No, so É After which you have to change your entire bed.

Look, those kinds of men

Look, those kinds of men

Look, those kinds of men usually go into the Wide World and become

usually go into the Wide World and become

usually go into the Wide World and become photo models or film stars or top athletes or

photo models or film stars or top athletes or

photo models or film stars or top athletes or soap operas,

soap operas,

soap operas, but no, they remained

but no, they remained

but no, they remained very normal among all that beauty and became the director

very normal among all that beauty and became the director

very normal among all that beauty and became the director of our local

of our local

of our local supermarket, and that's why I went. Not anymore

supermarket, and that's why I went. Not anymore

supermarket, and that's why I went. Not anymore because his mother taught me You should

because his mother taught me You should

because his mother taught me You should n't tie the cat to the bacon I had

n't tie the cat to the bacon I had

n't tie the cat to the bacon I had that nice, firm

Sorry, you know what it is, there are

Sorry, you know what it is, there are

Sorry, you know what it is, there are plenty of things in the supermarket We are

plenty of things in the supermarket We are

plenty of things in the supermarket We are going to irritate and stimulate what do you

going to irritate and stimulate what do you

going to irritate and stimulate what do you think about those legends which are getting

think about those legends which are getting

think about those legends which are getting higher and higher and our

higher and higher and our

higher and higher and our shelf stackers are getting longer and

shelf stackers are getting longer and

shelf stackers are getting longer and they move that stuff all the way to

they move that stuff all the way to

they move that stuff all the way to the back. I can't reach it then. I

the back. I can't reach it then. I

the back. I can't reach it then. I 'm not even 1660 yet. Hey, and then I'm

'm not even 1660 yet. Hey, and then I'm

'm not even 1660 yet. Hey, and then I'm always happy that there are those wire steel

always happy that there are those wire steel

constructions and then it can be done. I just tap it from the

constructions and then it can be done. I just tap it from the bottom and then I keep tapping the piece

bottom and then I keep tapping the piece

closer and closer after firing, finally

closer and closer after firing, finally I can just catch it, I find that

I can just catch it, I find that

I can just catch it, I find that irritating. Ma I also hate

irritating. Ma I also hate

irritating. Ma I also hate a shopping cart with a wheel that

a shopping cart with a wheel that

a shopping cart with a wheel that always wants to go in the other direction,

always wants to go in the other direction,

always wants to go in the other direction, there is so much that is stimulating. in the

there is so much that is stimulating. in the

there is so much that is stimulating. in the supermarket what do you think of these

supermarket what do you think of these

supermarket what do you think of these people who then

people who then

people who then put her shopping cart diagonally in the path

put her shopping cart diagonally in the path

put her shopping cart diagonally in the path Veur in the queue and then come here to see

Veur in the queue and then come here to see

Veur in the queue and then come here to see what else they need just

what else they need just

what else they need just when I want to go through, my car

when I want to go through, my car

when I want to go through, my car has been parked or what do you think

has been parked or what do you think

has been parked or what do you think of those people who only

of those people who only

of those people who only walk around the supermarket to get the story out

walk around the supermarket to get the story out

walk around the supermarket to get the story out of their miserable acquaintance?

of their miserable acquaintance?

of their miserable acquaintance? I always try to

I always try to

I always try to avoid them when I walk in the supermarket. I look

avoid them when I walk in the supermarket. I look

avoid them when I walk in the supermarket. I look down and sometimes sometimes things go

down and sometimes sometimes things go

down and sometimes sometimes things go wrong. I stink there. back in then

wrong. I stink there. back in then

wrong. I stink there. back in then I walk into the supermarket and then I hear hey

I walk into the supermarket and then I hear hey

I walk into the supermarket and then I hear hey Christ I say hey and I hear how are

Christ I say hey and I hear how are

Christ I say hey and I hear how are you I say good and you are not

you I say good and you are not

you I say good and you are not good and I think the worst stimulus in the

good and I think the worst stimulus in the

good and I think the worst stimulus in the supermarket is this one

and you

also like this those children with their own

also like this those children with their own shopping cart so that they can

shopping cart so that they can

shopping cart so that they can participate in the shopping,

participate in the shopping,

participate in the shopping, terribly terrible and then there is

terribly terrible and then there is

terribly terrible and then there is screaming and whining in that store,

screaming and whining in that store,

screaming and whining in that store, just like that, a little girl with two

just like that, a little girl with two

just like that, a little girl with two of those blonde pigtails walked

of those blonde pigtails walked

of those blonde pigtails walked through that

through that

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[Applause] store against my ankle

I picked up the trinket squarely

I picked up the trinket squarely I put them in the same shopping cart

I put them in the same shopping cart

I put them in the same shopping cart I walked back to

I walked back to

I walked back to the entrance with my hand and then I pushed them straight through

the entrance with my hand and then I pushed them straight through

the entrance with my hand and then I pushed them straight through the crates and I got €6

the crates and I got €6

the crates and I got €6 52

52

52 back in return, but those are small incentives, the

back in return, but those are small incentives, the

back in return, but those are small incentives, the biggest ones incentive is and remains Sjaak

biggest ones incentive is and remains Sjaak

biggest ones incentive is and remains Sjaak Sjaak and when I see Sjaak I know that

Sjaak and when I see Sjaak I know that

our dear gentleman has not done everything right

our dear gentleman has not done everything right No I have to

No I have to

go to the hairdresser every VI Z to have every gray hair

go to the hairdresser every VI Z to have every gray hair professionally removed yes how

professionally removed yes how

professionally removed yes how not to do that No Jac is with every gray

not to do that No Jac is with every gray

not to do that No Jac is with every gray hair even more beautiful George Clooney

hair even more beautiful George Clooney

hair even more beautiful George Clooney 12.0 and that's why I didn't go anymore No I

12.0 and that's why I didn't go anymore No I

12.0 and that's why I didn't go anymore No I just didn't go anymore No but and that's

just didn't go anymore No but and that's

just didn't go anymore No but and that's good for Siem I'll go again because she

good for Siem I'll go again because she

good for Siem I'll go again because she needs things diapers something nice to

needs things diapers something nice to

needs things diapers something nice to drink kitchen from time to time so for Siem

drink kitchen from time to time so for Siem

drink kitchen from time to time so for Siem I'm going to the supermarket again and have a

I'm going to the supermarket again and have a

I'm going to the supermarket again and have a beetroot for myself Yes, I have to be honest

beetroot for myself Yes, I have to be honest

beetroot for myself Yes, I have to be honest Look, I'm 56 now I've had two

Look, I'm 56 now I've had two

Look, I'm 56 now I've had two children I haven't always

children I haven't always

children I haven't always trained my pelvic floor properly no no

trained my pelvic floor properly no no

trained my pelvic floor properly no no so I need something for my Oops

so I need something for my Oops

so I need something for my Oops moments yes not she's coughing too laugh

moments yes not she's coughing too laugh

moments yes not she's coughing too laugh I really can't do that anymore without my cenas

I really can't do that anymore without my cenas

I really can't do that anymore without my cenas I don't know how you do this I ca

I don't know how you do this I ca

I don't know how you do this I ca n't go to cabaret no no I

n't go to cabaret no no I

n't go to cabaret no no I went to Richard Groenendijk once

went to Richard Groenendijk once

went to Richard Groenendijk once Well they thought the fool

Well they thought the fool

Well they thought the fool had overflowed his banks

had overflowed his banks

had overflowed his banks really no no no no but whatever people to

really no no no no but whatever people to

really no no no no but whatever people to Zena That is one's way of

Zena That is one's way of

surviving and not only for people No,

surviving and not only for people No, also for our wooden

also for our wooden

also for our wooden floor, but yes, now I'm going to

floor, but yes, now I'm going to

floor, but yes, now I'm going to that supermarket again and I don't understand some

that supermarket again and I don't understand some

that supermarket again and I don't understand some things I don't understand that layout, what if

things I don't understand that layout, what if

I were the director of the

I were the director of the supermarket then I would choose to have

supermarket then I would choose to have

supermarket then I would choose to have sanitary towels and Cena's, I would put them in a

sanitary towels and Cena's, I would put them in a

sanitary towels and Cena's, I would put them in a nice, dark, darkened corner, right?

nice, dark, darkened corner, right?

Then they can be placed nice and discreetly in the cart,

Then they can be placed nice and discreetly in the cart, then the chips will come along and

then the chips will come along and

no one can go over them who will see that you

no one can go over them who will see that you

no one can go over them who will see that you need them but that is not No,

need them but that is not No,

need them but that is not No, sanitary towels and Zen's are always

sanitary towels and Zen's are always

sanitary towels and Zen's are always betrayed at the cash register in the last

betrayed at the cash register in the last

betrayed at the cash register in the last rack where everyone had time to

rack where everyone had time to

rack where everyone had time to look at what is in your cart.

Yes, I recently came to the

Yes, I recently came to the

Yes, I recently came to the cash register. I grabbed two at the last rack.

cash register. I grabbed two at the last rack.

cash register. I grabbed two at the last rack. I do

I do

I do n't have any more chips to put on top

n't have any more chips to put on top

n't have any more chips to put on top and I

and I

and I thought which row should I take

thought which row should I take

thought which row should I take and I quickly saw cash register 2, I should

and I quickly saw cash register 2, I should

and I quickly saw cash register 2, I should n't do that, I

know Carla still Carla is that

know Carla still Carla is that

know Carla still Carla is that attention money [ __ ] from my first

attention money [ __ ] from my first

attention money [ __ ] from my first theater show. Then at

theater show. Then at

theater show. Then at McDonald's I'm sitting at the cash register at Shak.

McDonald's I'm sitting at the cash register at Shak.

McDonald's I'm sitting at the cash register at Shak. One look from Carla turns

One look from Carla turns

One look from Carla turns right-handed yoghurt into left-handed

right-handed yoghurt into left-handed

right-handed yoghurt into left-handed hydrochloric acid so I thought I wouldn't

hydrochloric acid so I thought I wouldn't

hydrochloric acid so I thought I wouldn't stand there. And the only other cash register that

stand there. And the only other cash register that

stand there. And the only other cash register that was open was cash register 5 and even though the line was

was open was cash register 5 and even though the line was

was open was cash register 5 and even though the line was three times as long I understood that, they

three times as long I understood that, they

all don't want to go anymore, so I

all don't want to go anymore, so I join in and when it was finally my

join in and when it was finally my

join in and when it was finally my turn, I put my message

turn, I put my message

turn, I put my message on the conveyor belt on top, those

on the conveyor belt on top, those

two huge packs that go

two huge packs that go first St on the conveyor belt. I put the

first St on the conveyor belt. I put the

first St on the conveyor belt. I put the rest

there. and only then do I see why the line was three

there. and only then do I see why the line was three

there. and only then do I see why the line was three times as long, he is sitting behind the

times as long, he is sitting behind the

times as long, he is sitting behind the [Music]

[Music]

[Music] side, super sexy

charming ones and immediately I see his eyes

charming ones and immediately I see his eyes

charming ones and immediately I see his eyes go to those two huge suits on

go to those two huge suits on

the moving

the moving wall and he immediately gets such a sympathetic

wall and he immediately gets such a sympathetic

wall and he immediately gets such a sympathetic smile around his lips and I see him

smile around his lips and I see him

smile around his lips and I see him thinking Oh, look,

thinking Oh, look,

damn. Isn't that De Laak's,

he wasn't in my class Oh,

it's also the youngest, I can't see it anymore

Oh oh Look at that conveyor belt right here in

Oh oh Look at that conveyor belt right here in between her legs are starting to look more and more like

between her legs are starting to look more and more like

but I don't want that Os I do

but I don't want that Os I do

but I don't want that Os I do n't want shak to look at people like that I want

n't want shak to look at people like that I want

n't want shak to look at people like that I want Sjaak to also find people wildly attractive

Sjaak to also find people wildly attractive

Sjaak to also find people wildly attractive I want shak to also find a blonde

I want shak to also find a blonde

I want shak to also find a blonde sex god in a deep inside,

sex god in a deep inside,

sex god in a deep inside, deep inside and I will never say it out loud,

deep inside and I will never say it out loud,

deep inside and I will never say it out loud, but deep inside I would

but deep inside I would

but deep inside I would like Sjaak to

like Sjaak to

take a hard line on the current boss here and now in front of the entire local supermarket,

but also in the warehouse, I think so

but also in the warehouse, I think so

but also in the warehouse, I think so also good

but good but

good Anyway I see his eyes go

good Anyway I see his eyes go to those two huge packages on the

to those two huge packages on the

to those two huge packages on the conveyor belt and in a blind panic

conveyor belt and in a blind panic

conveyor belt and in a blind panic I grab the phone from my right Cup and

I grab the phone from my right Cup and

I grab the phone from my right Cup and while I look straight at him I dial

while I look straight at him I dial

while I look straight at him I dial the number and while our eyes are still they are all

the number and while our eyes are still they are all

the number and while our eyes are still they are all crocheted together, I can go to the

crocheted together, I can go to the

crocheted together, I can go to the other side Hi melies and then they walk

other side Hi melies and then they walk

other side Hi melies and then they walk over them very hard and I say hi

over them very hard and I say hi

Yes, but later it turned out that Z's mother

Yes, but later it turned out that Z's mother was with the Brit and that she had put the phone on

was with the Brit and that she had put the phone on

but it did work

but it did work because I get a big wink from

because I get a big wink from

because I get a big wink from Sjaak and I wink

back and he knows my messages and

back and he knows my messages and

back and he knows my messages and he says eh, crystal wanted debit card or

he says eh, crystal wanted debit card or

he says eh, crystal wanted debit card or cash I say just do the debit card and

cash I say just do the debit card and

cash I say just do the debit card and want some stamps with it I say

yes yes and I walk away and I think to

yes yes and I walk away and I think to

myself I actually hope that you will

myself I actually hope that you will lick it at some point

Yes, I think then at least I have something at home

Yes, I think then at least I have something at home that he has licked anyway

yes oh oh oh oh oh sorry sorry sorry sorry yes yes yes yes yes

yes oh oh oh oh oh sorry sorry sorry sorry yes yes yes yes yes

yes I have to

yes I have to

open it Yes every day but really every

day

between yes yes yes this is really true between 9

and 9:30 I get a photo in

the S every day spam

the S every day spam app Yes, we have a sim spam

app Yes, we have a sim spam

app Yes, we have a sim spam app, he wears a jacket, does

n't say anything, doesn't it, his yellow jacket

n't say anything, doesn't it, his yellow jacket

n't say anything, doesn't it, his yellow jacket of course? Okay, pay

attention. Beautiful, isn't it, beautiful, isn't it, you can

attention. Beautiful, isn't it, beautiful, isn't it, you can

attention. Beautiful, isn't it, beautiful, isn't it, you can also see it at the top, isn't it? Beautiful,

also see it at the top, isn't it? Beautiful,

yes, I think so too and I always thought at

yes, I think so too and I always thought at

yes, I think so too and I always thought at what point will it be said? Grandma, look, I

what point will it be said? Grandma, look, I

what point will it be said? Grandma, look, I thought I wanted grandma the moment I

thought I wanted grandma the moment I

thought I wanted grandma the moment I saw the child for the first time or

saw the child for the first time or

saw the child for the first time or held the child for the first time, but that wasn't the case. I

held the child for the first time, but that wasn't the case. I

became a grandma much, much earlier. I was

n't allowed to be there at the conception, which is

n't allowed to be there at the conception, which is a pity. I learned so much during those three years.

a pity. I learned so much during those three years.

a pity. I learned so much during those three years. I could have given some tips.

I could have given some tips.

I could have given some tips. No, I became a grandmother the moment

No, I became a grandmother the moment

No, I became a grandmother the moment my daughter told me she

was pregnant. My entire hormone balance exploded.

was pregnant. My entire hormone balance exploded.

was pregnant. My entire hormone balance exploded. I no longer saw my entire daughter,

I no longer saw my entire daughter,

I no longer saw my entire daughter, only the packaging of my

only the packaging of my

only the packaging of my future grandson.

future grandson.

future grandson. Oh and I became protective, I became like

Oh and I became protective, I became like

Oh and I became protective, I became like a lion who had to take care of her Wilp.

a lion who had to take care of her Wilp.

a lion who had to take care of her Wilp. It was a bit lil, I

It was a bit lil, I

It was a bit lil, I went a bit crazy. I admit it

went a bit crazy. I admit it

went a bit crazy. I admit it honestly, I became very protective and

honestly, I became very protective and

honestly, I became very protective and the pinnacle of my protection. Yes,

the pinnacle of my protection. Yes,

the pinnacle of my protection. Yes, sorry, I'm going to say very embarrassing Sam.

sorry, I'm going to say very embarrassing Sam.

my daughter was 28 weeks pregnant 28

weeks and it was a beautiful day I was

working in the garden And at one

working in the garden And at one point my phone rang I picked up it

point my phone rang I picked up it

point my phone rang I picked up it turned out Sanne my daughter mom can come

turned out Sanne my daughter mom can come

turned out Sanne my daughter mom can come pick me up because I'm at work

pick me up because I'm at work

pick me up because I'm at work in a week jumped into a puddle of water

in a week jumped into a puddle of water

in a week jumped into a puddle of water I slipped away and now I can't

I slipped away and now I can't

I slipped away and now I can't open it anymore so I say of course I'll come

open it anymore so I say of course I'll come

open it anymore so I say of course I'll come and get you but how can they be

and get you but how can they be

and get you but how can they be irresponsible with my

irresponsible with my

grandchild my grandchild could have suffered an

grandchild my grandchild could have suffered an indoor track difficult trauma

indoor track difficult trauma

indoor track difficult trauma I heard myself say it but

I heard myself say it but

I heard myself say it but I I couldn't do anything about it. My

I I couldn't do anything about it. My

I I couldn't do anything about it. My hormones Yes, of course I went straight away

hormones Yes, of course I went straight away

hormones Yes, of course I went straight away and we went to the

and we went to the

and we went to the doctor, but yes, the doctor said yes,

doctor, but yes, the doctor said yes,

doctor, but yes, the doctor said yes, just go to the hospital. Because I

just go to the hospital. Because I

just go to the hospital. Because I can't see from the outside

can't see from the outside

can't see from the outside whether there is anything broken is late,

whether there is anything broken is late,

but just go to the hospital. I

but just go to the hospital. I say it's good, but also just an ultrasound

say it's good, but also just an ultrasound

of my grandchild, you always tell me about the

of my grandchild, you always tell me about the fracture in his left wrist, you do

fracture in his left wrist, you do

fracture in his left wrist, you do n't know where that little arm was at that moment

n't know where that little arm was at that moment

n't know where that little arm was at that moment and he was fine with that. a very

and he was fine with that. a very

and he was fine with that. a very nice doctor so we went to the

nice doctor so we went to the

nice doctor so we went to the hospital but just for you

hospital but just for you

hospital but just for you Sanne 28 weeks pregnant could barely

Sanne 28 weeks pregnant could barely

Sanne 28 weeks pregnant could barely walk just stumble so I

walk just stumble so I

parked the car in the parking garage and

parked the car in the parking garage and only then did I think what is this going to do

only then did I think what is this going to do

only then did I think what is this going to do How do I get her all the way to

How do I get her all the way to

that and luckily I see a

that and luckily I see a long line of wheelchairs in the parking garage

long line of wheelchairs in the parking garage

long line of wheelchairs in the parking garage so

I wanted to grab them but that wasn't possible. I

I wanted to grab them but that wasn't possible. I

I wanted to grab them but that wasn't possible. I had to put a coin in and it wasn't a big deal,

had to put a coin in and it wasn't a big deal,

had to put a coin in and it wasn't a big deal, right? Usually I have all my small change, which is

right? Usually I have all my small change, which is

right? Usually I have all my small change, which is all in my pockets. I

all in my pockets. I

all in my pockets. I also know never when I

also know never when I

also know never when I pass a candy machine but that

pass a candy machine but that

pass a candy machine but that day I only had a debit card But

day I only had a debit card But

day I only had a debit card But fortunately I always have an emergency coin in the car

fortunately I always have an emergency coin in the car

fortunately I always have an emergency coin in the car so I walk

so I walk

so I walk to the car

to the car

to the car grab me 50

Cent does

Cent does

Cent does not fit had to put a €2 coin in a €2 coin e

not fit had to put a €2 coin in a €2 coin e

not fit had to put a €2 coin in a €2 coin e and then I think to myself that such a

and then I think to myself that such a

and then I think to myself that such a wheelchair is so much more important than a

wheelchair is so much more important than a

shopping cart from me

Lidl. It may be more expensive to

Lidl. It may be more expensive to purchase, you can't fill half as much

purchase, you can't fill half as much

purchase, you can't fill half as much with whipped cream puffs, where did

with whipped cream puffs, where did

I think the priority was? We had I

I think the priority was? We had I tried everything about those earrings with

tried everything about those earrings with

tried everything about those earrings with coins and we put every coin in them

coins and we put every coin in them

and it didn't work. I

and it didn't work. I tried my ring with a key and we could

tried my ring with a key and we could

tried my ring with a key and we could n't

n't

n't open it. Then I thought how are we going to

open it. Then I thought how are we going to

open it. Then I thought how are we going to do this? How do I get it all together?

do this? How do I get it all together?

do this? How do I get it all together? So I say Yes, Sanne, take it easy,

So I say Yes, Sanne, take it easy,

So I say Yes, Sanne, take it easy, walk slowly towards De Runde, and take it

walk slowly towards De Runde, and take it

easy, then I'll run ahead

easy, then I'll run ahead to see if I can get a €2

to see if I can get a €2

to see if I can get a €2 coin somewhere. Be careful,

coin somewhere. Be careful,

coin somewhere. Be careful, kid, so I'm heading to the hospital like a rocket

kid, so I'm heading to the hospital like a rocket

kid, so I'm heading to the hospital like a rocket

[ Music]

[ Music] times garage is another long line with

times garage is another long line with

wheelchairs and I look but here too I can't do

wheelchairs and I look but here too I can't do anything with my debit card and

anything with my debit card and

anything with my debit card and in the distance I see my daughter

in the distance I see my daughter

in the distance I see my daughter stumbling and I think it's not going well, she's

stumbling and I think it's not going well, she's

stumbling and I think it's not going well, she's not going well my grandchild gets so much

not going well my grandchild gets so much

not going well my grandchild gets so much too little rest, he will soon be born

too little rest, he will soon be born

too little rest, he will soon be born hyperactive, so with my new

hyperactive, so with my new

hyperactive, so with my new strength, I enter the hospital,

strength, I enter the hospital,

strength, I enter the hospital, sorry, sorry, but I am completely out of

sorry, sorry, but I am completely out of

sorry, sorry, but I am completely out of breath. I had to run because my

breath. I had to run because my

breath. I had to run because my grandchild will soon be born because of too little

rest and she

says calm down, madam, relax. There is no

says calm down, madam, relax. There is no

says calm down, madam, relax. There is no problem. Just take a look.

problem. Just take a look.

problem. Just take a look. We have a change machine here in the hospital.

We have a change machine here in the hospital.

We have a change machine here in the hospital. Yes, so if

Yes, so if

Yes, so if we take the escalator up, we take the

we take the escalator up, we take the

we take the escalator up, we take the third corridor to the left, the fourth to

third corridor to the left, the fourth to

third corridor to the left, the fourth to the right and at the back of the Vi corridor there is a change

the right and at the back of the Vi corridor there is a change

the right and at the back of the Vi corridor there is a change machine, so I'm in a hurry

machine, so I'm in a hurry

I come with the change machine, but

I come with the change machine, but

guess what, this machine only exchanges

paper money for coins and for a moment

paper money for coins and for a moment I consider pulling the whole machine off the

I consider pulling the whole machine off the

I consider pulling the whole machine off the wall and shaking it empty

wall and shaking it empty

wall and shaking it empty and taking a coin, but that's

and taking a coin, but that's

not allowed because I have to set a good example

so I swear a few times inside Mon

so I swear a few times inside Mon

and I count to

and I count to [Music]

d

d

d [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I see the Hospitality Bali the

I see the Hospitality Bali the

I see the Hospitality Bali the hostesses of the hospital and behind

hostesses of the hospital and behind

hostesses of the hospital and behind that ball there are two wheelchairs but no

that ball there are two wheelchairs but no

that ball there are two wheelchairs but no coin in How and they are happy a dog with

coin in How and they are happy a dog with

coin in How and they are happy a dog with seven [ __ ] really and I take one of those

seven [ __ ] really and I take one of those

seven [ __ ] really and I take one of those wheelchairs with me and I say

wheelchairs with me and I say

wheelchairs with me and I say what are you doing there I say well I'll

what are you doing there I say well I'll

what are you doing there I say well I'll just bring a wheelchair for my daughter

just bring a wheelchair for my daughter

just bring a wheelchair for my daughter because she has fallen

because she has fallen

because she has fallen and this one is only for emergency

and this one is only for emergency

and this one is only for emergency balls I say well That's a good thing because

balls I say well That's a good thing because

balls I say well That's a good thing because it is an emergency because my daughter

it is an emergency because my daughter

it is an emergency because my daughter is pregnant and she can no longer walk

is pregnant and she can no longer walk

is pregnant and she can no longer walk neou no no no no no these only see

neou no no no no no these only see

neou no no no no no these only see people who fall here in front of us

people who fall here in front of us

and just at that moment

and just at that moment my daughter Aang comes stumbling

Yes you thought a fracture more or less less

Yes you thought a fracture more or less less

Yes you thought a fracture more or less less doesn't matter

doesn't matter

I at least have a wheelchair

I at least have a wheelchair of course I didn't

of course I didn't

do that I grabbed them in my arm and

we

we walked further a little further we pass a little

walked further a little further we pass a little

shop with those lill

shop with those lill balloons and fruit bowls you know those So

balloons and fruit bowls you know those So

balloons and fruit bowls you know those So I say Sanne, sit down quietly for a moment. I

I say Sanne, sit down quietly for a moment. I

try one more thing and I walk

try one more thing and I walk inside. I say, Sorry to bother you, but eh,

inside. I say, Sorry to bother you, but eh,

inside. I say, Sorry to bother you, but eh, if I buy something here, could I

if I buy something here, could I

if I buy something here, could I please withdraw €2 extra and

please withdraw €2 extra and

please withdraw €2 extra and you would then give me a coin for a

you would then give me a coin for a

wheelchair. no no no no no no

wheelchair. no no no no no no we can't start with head office

we can't start with head office

we can't start with head office protocol no no I say I have to

protocol no no I say I have to

protocol no no I say I have to listen carefully I have had the whole D hospital

listen carefully I have had the whole D hospital

listen carefully I have had the whole D hospital I have a daughter who cannot walk and

I have a daughter who cannot walk and

I have a daughter who cannot walk and very exceptionally she does it She does

very exceptionally she does it She does

it so I come out with a coin of

it so I come out with a coin of €2 So I say Sanne Here Hold on

€2 So I say Sanne Here Hold on

€2 So I say Sanne Here Hold on I'll be right back

I bought incontinence material in a shop

I bought incontinence material in a shop

I

I went back to that Hospitality Bali I

went back to that Hospitality Bali I

went back to that Hospitality Bali I put that suit on the counter I

put that suit on the counter I

put that suit on the counter I say here that's for you whining [ __ ] just

drop it nice and full with your dry

drop it nice and full with your dry

drop it nice and full with your dry box

box

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music] so I'm annoyed green and yellow order is

so I'm annoyed green and yellow order is

so I'm annoyed green and yellow order is here

order and I thought how then w I

order and I thought how then w I

order and I thought how then w I just wanted a coin how

just wanted a coin how

just wanted a coin how then This is a point of attention how

then This is a point of attention how

then You see how my daughter walks

then You see how my daughter walks limping

limping

limping courage my mother's heart that breaks into

courage my mother's heart that breaks into

courage my mother's heart that breaks into a thousand pieces

a thousand pieces

a thousand pieces here but if you do something like that again

here but if you do something like that again

here but if you do something like that again everything will go on fire because I thought whoa whoa

everything will go on fire because I thought whoa whoa

everything will go on fire because I thought whoa whoa [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] yeah yes yes

yeah yes yes

yes I'm forgetting something There is another reason

yes I'm forgetting something There is another reason why I prefer not to go to the supermarket

why I prefer not to go to the supermarket

why I prefer not to go to the supermarket I don't understand more things in that

I don't understand more things in that

I don't understand more things in that supermarket,

supermarket,

supermarket, no, look, you know what it is, I

no, look, you know what it is, I

no, look, you know what it is, I always make a note at home so that I don't

always make a note at home so that I don't

always make a note at home so that I don't succumb to impulse buying. You know,

succumb to impulse buying. You know,

succumb to impulse buying. You know, I never go shopping on an empty stomach, right?

I never go shopping on an empty stomach, right?

I never go shopping on an empty stomach, right? That's a beginner's mistake. Yes, and I do. had

That's a beginner's mistake. Yes, and I do. had

That's a beginner's mistake. Yes, and I do. had a very busy day and I didn't

a very busy day and I didn't

a very busy day and I didn't need that much shopping so I

need that much shopping so I

need that much shopping so I made my note quickly eh I

made my note quickly eh I

made my note quickly eh I made it in the morning I thought at the

made it in the morning I thought at the

made it in the morning I thought at the end of the day I do my

end of the day I do my

end of the day I do my shopping I had um can't even have 20

shopping I had um can't even have 20

shopping I had um can't even have 20 plus cheese some tomatoes some crackers

plus cheese some tomatoes some crackers

currant buns I thought I'd try it

one more time yes I needed some uh cucumbers

one more time yes I needed some uh cucumbers I had uh uh apples and something else

I had uh uh apples and something else

and

and

and Zena like I said I had a busy

Zena like I said I had a busy

day so what do I usually do then

day so what do I usually do then I grab one of those scanners, you know, I had

I grab one of those scanners, you know, I had

done my shopping, everyone, I'm going to go

done my shopping, everyone, I'm going to go to one of those cash registers, scan bli Bie beep Bie

to one of those cash registers, scan bli Bie beep Bie

I finally get to my car

I finally get to my car with my with my shopping cart I want

with my with my shopping cart I want

my groceries in the car I'm scared I'm

devastated My whole cart is completely full, completely

devastated My whole cart is completely full, completely

devastated My whole cart is completely full, completely full, I'm thinking, but I'm thinking

full, I'm thinking, but I'm thinking

full, I'm thinking, but I'm thinking how is that possible? I've

how is that possible? I've

how is that possible? I've kept my own note,

kept my own note,

kept my own note, I'm sure, and I look in my

I'm sure, and I look in my

I'm sure, and I look in my shopping cart, I see a kilo of old cheese, I

shopping cart, I see a kilo of old cheese, I

shopping cart, I see a kilo of old cheese, I see a catering service. see Oh, that delicious

see a catering service. see Oh, that delicious

see a catering service. see Oh, that delicious liver pate sausage

liver pate sausage

liver pate sausage Oh I see regular chips paprika chips those

Oh I see regular chips paprika chips those

Oh I see regular chips paprika chips those ribbed chips from Jumbo own brand

ribbed chips from Jumbo own brand

ribbed chips from Jumbo own brand paprika so tasty I see chipitos Waker

paprika so tasty I see chipitos Waker

paprika so tasty I see chipitos Waker gets those yellow fingers Wow I see

gets those yellow fingers Wow I see

gets those yellow fingers Wow I see cakes filled cakes roz cakes cafeen

cakes filled cakes roz cakes cafeen

values

values Oh I see I lie Kit Kat junky What

w all things that I like How is

w all things that I like How is

w all things that I like How is that possible? Who does that

that possible? Who does that

for you every time? It's not the first time it's

for you every time? It's not the first time it's happened to me, right? I've

happened to me, right? I've

experienced this before. I even

experienced this before. I even went back to Sjaak once to ask if

went back to Sjaak once to ask if

that I was allowed to see the surveillance images

that I was allowed to see the surveillance images Yes, I have to know who's doing it

Yes, I have to know who's doing it

Yes, I have to know who's doing it every time guys, I have to know who's

every time guys, I have to know who's

every time guys, I have to know who's doing it

doing it

doing it so I started looking into it and I got to

so I started looking into it and I got to

so I started looking into it and I got to the bottom of it

the bottom of it

the bottom of it Hey I know who's

Hey I know who's

Hey I know who's doing it it's my subconscious

doing it it's my subconscious

doing it it's my subconscious there I have never heard of it either,

there I have never heard of it either,

there I have never heard of it either, but I have completely delved into it

but I have completely delved into it

but I have completely delved into it here

here

here psychology. This is Sigmund Freud, one of

psychology. This is Sigmund Freud, one of

psychology. This is Sigmund Freud, one of the founders of contemporary

the founders of contemporary

psychology and he already wrote about it in

psychology and he already wrote about it in one of his very first works. Look, this is

one of his very first works. Look, this is

what I found. I had never heard of it either.

what I found. I had never heard of it either. heard of it Guys, pay attention

heard of it Guys, pay attention

to the subconscious, it is also

to the subconscious, it is also called the second consciousness. In the first

called the second consciousness. In the first

called the second consciousness. In the first consciousness, observations are consciously

consciousness, observations are consciously

observed and thought about, but in the

observed and thought about, but in the subconscious, observations are

subconscious, observations are

subconscious, observations are observed, but this happens

observed, but this happens

unconsciously. The person does not consciously think

unconsciously. The person does not consciously think about the perception he or she has made.

about the perception he or she has made.

about the perception he or she has made. does it, but the perception still takes

does it, but the perception still takes

does it, but the perception still takes place unconsciously,

Gulli understood

Gulli understood

Gulli understood it, yes, I don't understand it, but I do know

it, yes, I don't understand it, but I do know

that I don't

do it, it is my subconscious and I

do it, it is my subconscious and I think I know what my

think I know what my

think I know what my subconscious looks like,

subconscious looks like,

subconscious looks like, little

little

little woman, red

woman, red

woman, red dress, here she is, she sees here

dress, here she is, she sees here

dress, here she is, she sees here they are, shouting at people all day long with a

they are, shouting at people all day long with a

they are, shouting at people all day long with a horn like that. Do you know a

horn like that. Do you know a

horn like that. Do you know a horn? They also have those rowers, there

horn? They also have those rowers, there

horn? They also have those rowers, there are five rowers in a boat and

are five rowers in a boat and

then one sits on the back 1 2 1 2 3 t 3

then one sits on the back 1 2 1 2 3 t 3 This is how she sits Also, Do Grab

This is how she sits Also, Do Grab

This is how she sits Also, Do Grab Grab, you can't just

Grab, you can't just

throw it away, look, and if I arrive at the

throw it away, look, and if I arrive at the parking lot with a shopping cart

parking lot with a shopping cart

parking lot with a shopping cart that almost falls through an Assen,

that almost falls through an Assen,

that almost falls through an Assen, I won't go back to the other

I won't go back to the other

I won't go back to the other service either, eh? Hi, there I am again, yes can

service either, eh? Hi, there I am again, yes can

you take everything back I just

you take everything back I just need these things from my brother you

need these things from my brother you

can give the rest back That doesn't work

can give the rest back That doesn't work that doesn't work so then I'll sacrifice my

that doesn't work so then I'll sacrifice my

Yes I'll take it home but I

Yes I'll take it home but I

Yes I'll take it home but I 'll take me well, just to make sure I don't

I'm not

home yet, or she's

home yet, or she's already starting, Grab a nice

already starting, Grab a nice

crystal cookie, no, no, no, no, those

crystal cookie, no, no, no, no, those weren't on my

list, one

list, one then

then

then Gosh, that was a small cookie,

Gosh, that was a small cookie,

Gosh, that was a small cookie, only

only

one left That's right, yes, I had seen them correctly

because I had taken the Café where you are. Do

because I had taken the Café where you are. Do you know those are those very small

you know those are those very small

lekko ikjes? Do you know those, I really

lekko ikjes? Do you know those, I really like them. But yes, look if I had just

like them. But yes, look if I had just

like them. But yes, look if I had just grabbed a stroopwafel right away. Then I would have

grabbed a stroopwafel right away. Then I would have

left it at one. but tea Ka caff in

left it at one. but tea Ka caff in values ​​is even less than one

values ​​is even less than one

values ​​is even less than one even

then Wow you did well

then Wow you did well

then Wow you did well today but then you deserve something tasty

today but then you deserve something tasty

all good things in three pack still

all good things in three pack still such a small

such a small

such a small cookie I was also quite proud of myself

cookie I was also quite proud of myself

because I was so busy and I had

because I was so busy and I had made it all and did my shopping

made it all and did my shopping

made it all and did my shopping so I found one myself and

so I found one myself and

so I found one myself and then there I am again, crystal, I think

then there I am again, crystal, I think

then there I am again, crystal, I think you can feel free to grab another cookie,

you can feel free to grab another cookie,

anything tomorrow. I once read that that's better,

anything tomorrow. I once read that that's better,

it's better to eat a lot in one day

it's better to eat a lot in one day and then nothing for a day instead of

and then nothing for a day instead of

and then nothing for a day instead of every one then

there I am again Look, you've already eaten

there I am again Look, you've already eaten four, yes, now empty that pack.

four, yes, now empty that pack.

four, yes, now empty that pack. Otherwise they'll be there tomorrow

Otherwise they'll be there tomorrow

Otherwise they'll be there tomorrow Zach and then put the package at the bottom of

Zach and then put the package at the bottom of

Zach and then put the package at the bottom of the trash can so that no one

sees it and before I know anything I have

sees it and before I know anything I have eaten the entire package and the package

eaten the entire package and the package

eaten the entire package and the package mysteriously disappeared

mysteriously disappeared

mysteriously disappeared and I really tried to get rid of

and I really tried to get rid of

and I really tried to get rid of her guys all my youth

her guys all my youth

her guys all my youth I am I've been trying to

I am I've been trying to

I am I've been trying to get rid of her and I still

get rid of her and I still

get rid of her and I still try to do it on the street. I deliberately

try to do it on the street. I deliberately

try to do it on the street. I deliberately walked past very thin people in the hope

walked past very thin people in the hope

walked past very thin people in the hope that she would

that she would

that she would jump over. I think she can

jump over. I think she can

do development work, but no matter what I try, I hit them. I

do development work, but no matter what I try, I hit them. I

do development work, but no matter what I try, I hit them. I haven't lost it, but hey,

haven't lost it, but hey,

haven't lost it, but hey, Os the fact that I look like that. So that's

Os the fact that I look like that. So that's

Os the fact that I look like that. So that's not my fault, right?

not my fault, right?

not my fault, right? That's my subconscious that you

That's my subconscious that you

That's my subconscious that you 're all aware of that.

're all aware of that.

're all aware of that. So and then I became a grandma. And from that

So and then I became a grandma. And from that

So and then I became a grandma. And from that moment on I only thought about one thing: how

moment on I only thought about one thing: how

I will stay hip as long as possible Fit

I will stay hip as long as possible Fit healthy fresh and fruity because I wanted I

healthy fresh and fruity because I wanted I

was 54 I wanted to be a nice

was 54 I wanted to be a nice hip grandma because I didn't want to

hip grandma because I didn't want to

hip grandma because I didn't want to be called grandma walker at the 54th because that

be called grandma walker at the 54th because that

is special when you become a grandma you get an

addition Ken you know, I already had

additions for my grandmothers. I had a

additions for my grandmothers. I had a big grandmother and a little grandmother and that's how

big grandmother and a little grandmother and that's how

I kept them apart and my children had

grandmother Lies and grandmother Laica, but they didn't have

grandmother Lies and grandmother Laica, but they didn't have Laica, just like her

Laica, just like her

dog. It's funny, isn't there any grandfathers here or

dog. It's funny, isn't there any grandfathers here or grandmas with

grandmas with

additions who

additions who How grandma turtle grandma turtle nice nice

How grandma turtle grandma turtle nice nice

grandma fart how grandma fart grandma fart

grandma fart how grandma fart grandma fart Oh nice who else Or do you have

Oh nice who else Or do you have

Oh nice who else Or do you have a grandpa or grandma with an addendum who

a grandpa or grandma with an addendum who

a grandpa or grandma with an addendum who How grandma du grandma pigeon I also like that,

How grandma du grandma pigeon I also like that,

How grandma du grandma pigeon I also like that, there are also people with chant there

there are also people with chant there

there are also people with chant there attachments no one Klingel How grandma

attachments no one Klingel How grandma

attachments no one Klingel How grandma Klingel grandma Klingel Klingel Yes it is the e

you thought something else too didn't you you did

you thought something else too didn't you you did

you thought something else too didn't you you did n't think the ice cubes in the

n't think the ice cubes in the

n't think the ice cubes in the glass eh Nice when I asked this in the

glass eh Nice when I asked this in the

glass eh Nice when I asked this in the Posttheater in Arnhem I also asked Who

Posttheater in Arnhem I also asked Who

Posttheater in Arnhem I also asked Who has the most embarrassing attachment and

has the most embarrassing attachment and

has the most embarrassing attachment and then someone shouted grandma's

Wow, how beautiful Mo, I thought how nice

Wow, how beautiful Mo, I thought how nice

that children just name what they see,

that children just name what they see, grandma stoma beautiful, later it turned out to be step

grandma stoma beautiful, later it turned out to be step

grandma stoma beautiful, later it turned out to be step grandma

grandma

grandma grandma stoma

grandma stoma

Yes, well I think anyway that my girlfriend is

Yes, well I think anyway that my girlfriend is the worst addition has what there

the worst addition has what there

the worst addition has what there is. They call it grandma

is. They call it grandma

is. They call it grandma wrinkle and just for you. She is

wrinkle and just for you. She is

wrinkle and just for you. She is not that wrinkled at all, but the grandma

not that wrinkled at all, but the grandma

not that wrinkled at all, but the grandma on the other side cheated, but

on the other side cheated, but

on the other side cheated, but really, she had a party just before she gave birth,

really, she had a party just before she gave birth,

really, she had a party just before she gave birth, that is false, isn't it?

that is false, isn't it?

That is really false. and that child is now

That is really false. and that child is now two and he is walking in the supermarket grandma

two and he is walking in the supermarket grandma

two and he is walking in the supermarket grandma wrinkle and she is fed up and now

wrinkle and she is fed up and now

wrinkle and she is fed up and now we have come up with something we sat down

we have come up with something we sat down

we have come up with something we sat down with a few friends and we

with a few friends and we

with a few friends and we have come up with something Look at my friend

have come up with something Look at my friend

have come up with something Look at my friend she is going to get new breasts in the

she is going to get new breasts in the

I hope she will call that other grandma grandma hang tit,

I hope she will call that other grandma grandma hang tit,

not with us, not with us, but

not with us, not with us, but

not with us, not with us, but yes, you know what it is, when I became a grandmother,

yes, you know what it is, when I became a grandmother,

I knew one thing for sure, the young,

I knew one thing for sure, the young, fresh girl has been there since a

fresh girl has been there since a

fresh girl has been there since a new generation has arrived, so I move

new generation has arrived, so I move

new generation has arrived, so I move up a generation towards the

old people Yes and I completely realized that

when I

received this, you can see it well

received this, you can see it well

on top of the balcony

too I have a purple envelope in my hand,

too I have a purple envelope in my hand, bright purple and here was a

bright purple and here was a

bright purple and here was a bright yellow stripe for people under

bright yellow stripe for people under

55 who will not receive it

55 who will not receive it This is the

This is the

This is the bowel cancer population survey. That is a poop test. Yes,

bowel cancer population survey. That is a poop test. Yes,

bowel cancer population survey. That is a poop test. Yes, I always like to call it what it is, right?

I always like to call it what it is, right?

I always like to call it what it is, right? Guys, this brochure is all about feces

Guys, this brochure is all about feces

Guys, this brochure is all about feces and feces. I like to call it what it

and feces. I like to call it what it

is.

is. you guys it

you guys it

you guys it was [ __ ] here

that

that

[ __ ] was a [ __ ]

[ __ ] was a [ __ ] study Look and let me be very

study Look and let me be very

study Look and let me be very clear I am happy that we

clear I am happy that we

clear I am happy that we live in a country where we are

live in a country where we are

live in a country where we are allowed to do this kind of research we are allowed to

allowed to do this kind of research we are allowed to

allowed to do this kind of research we are allowed to do this and every year they pick out a lot of

do this and every year they pick out a lot of

people who do a lot of misery is spared,

people who do a lot of misery is spared, but a number of things struck me and

but a number of things struck me and

I wanted to talk about it

I wanted to talk about it with you, look, I see this on

with you, look, I see this on

with you, look, I see this on people's mats, I'm coming over,

people's mats, I'm coming over,

people's mats, I'm coming over, I think Oh, how funny purple with yellow,

I think Oh, how funny purple with yellow,

I think Oh, how funny purple with yellow, how nice, something about greetings

with yellow and then here it says

with yellow and then here it says self-sampling test then I think it has to be

self-sampling test then I think it has to be

self-sampling test then I think it has to be so ostentatious, this has to be so ostentatious,

so ostentatious, this has to be so ostentatious,

so ostentatious, this has to be so ostentatious, guys, can't this be done a little discreetly

guys, can't this be done a little discreetly

guys, can't this be done a little discreetly since I received this, I've been

since I received this, I've been

since I received this, I've been calling the postmen to call the late and already

calling the postmen to call the late and already

a point

a point pressed, really look and then open it

pressed, really look and then open it

pressed, really look and then open it Look Then you open it and there is

Look Then you open it and there is

Look Then you open it and there is this in it.

this in it.

this in it. Note three compartments and they have

Note three compartments and they have

Note three compartments and they have numbered them so that you don't

numbered them so that you don't

numbered them so that you don't get lost. Box 1. Welcome letter. Box 2.

get lost. Box 1. Welcome letter. Box 2.

get lost. Box 1. Welcome letter. Box 2. Instructions for use. Box 3.

Instructions for use. Box 3.

Instructions for use. Box 3. Return envelope. I would like to take you to

Return envelope. I would like to take you to

Return envelope. I would like to take you to box

box

box two.

Instructions for use.

Instructions for use.

Instructions for use. Look here.

Look here.

Look here. important before you start so I thought

important before you start so I thought

important before you start so I thought OK, that's important

point

point

point É the stool test is only intended for you,

I thought that's a shame I would have

I thought that's a shame I would have

I thought that's a shame I would have liked to make it a Tupperware party

point two Pay attention to the temperature,

point two Pay attention to the temperature,

point two Pay attention to the temperature, we advise you to do the test between the 2

we advise you to do the test between the 2

we advise you to do the test between the 2 and the 20 degrees, for example,

and the 20 degrees, for example,

and the 20 degrees, for example, in the

in the

refrigerator. Look, I don't care

refrigerator. Look, I don't care if I put that tube in the refrigerator

if I put that tube in the refrigerator

if I put that tube in the refrigerator before I do that test, but once I

before I do that test, but once I

before I do that test, but once I have done that test I don't want that tube

have done that test I don't want that tube

have done that test I don't want that tube in my refrigerator, right? Hey what should

in my refrigerator, right? Hey what should

in my refrigerator, right? Hey what should I put it next to the old cheese and

I put it next to the old cheese and

I put it next to the old cheese and the fresh paré that I just got and

the fresh paré that I just got and

the fresh paré that I just got and I know I have to stay away from it

I know I have to stay away from it

I know I have to stay away from it but Kees' eyes are no longer what has

but Kees' eyes are no longer what has

but Kees' eyes are no longer what has been,

been,

been, guys

really Point three Only a tiny

really Point three Only a tiny

really Point three Only a tiny bit of stool is needed Well luckily with

bit of stool is needed Well luckily with

bit of stool is needed Well luckily with my quantities I would have needed parcel post

my quantities I would have needed parcel post

my quantities I would have needed parcel post

point four make sure you relax so

point four make sure you relax so

point four make sure you relax so that the entire process is easy

that the entire process is easy

that the entire process is easy relaxed What do they want

relaxed What do they want

relaxed What do they want me to turn on Eros ramazotti and

me to turn on Eros ramazotti and

me to turn on Eros ramazotti and light a candle so that Kees

light a candle so that Kees

light a candle so that Kees can rub my shoulders while I'm [ __ ] What do

can rub my shoulders while I'm [ __ ] What do

can rub my shoulders while I'm [ __ ] What do they want well, as if I

they want well, as if I

they want well, as if I can relax at all, the idea that

can relax at all, the idea that

can relax at all, the idea that someone will soon have to touch my stomach with their fingers,

someone will soon have to touch my stomach with their fingers,

point five Oh, I thought that was the

point five Oh, I thought that was the

point five Oh, I thought that was the easiest one from the brochure, point five Open

easiest one from the brochure, point five Open

easiest one from the brochure, point five Open the stool test by unscrewing the green cap,

the stool test by unscrewing the green cap,

but then the easiest point is

but then the easiest point is

but then the easiest point is immediately followed by the most difficult point

immediately followed by the most difficult point

immediately followed by the most difficult point in this brochure point z How do you collect the

in this brochure point z How do you collect the

in this brochure point z How do you collect the feces?

Look, this brochure states that

Look, this brochure states that

Look, this brochure states that if you have a toilet with a shelter like that. Do

if you have a toilet with a shelter like that. Do

if you have a toilet with a shelter like that. Do you know that one? show plateau

you know that one? show plateau

you know that one? show plateau in the middle you think oh great

in the middle you think oh great

in the middle you think oh great today then it's not that difficult but

today then it's not that difficult but

today then it's not that difficult but I don't have a show plateau I have a

I don't have a show plateau I have a

I don't have a show plateau I have a splash toilet I have such a deep sag

splash toilet I have such a deep sag

splash toilet I have such a deep sag but when I let it go it goes straight into the

but when I let it go it goes straight into the

but when I let it go it goes straight into the water

water

water but well it is stated on the

but well it is stated on the

RIVM site that if I have a splash toilet then I have to put

a whole wad of toilet paper in it but

that is not possible that is not possible No that is

that is not possible that is not possible No that is not possible I always use the extra thick

not possible I always use the extra thick

five-layer toilet paper because if there is

five-layer toilet paper because if there is I'm dead that I shoot through it while wiping

I'm dead that I shoot through it while wiping

I'm dead that I shoot through it while wiping and it gets under my

and it gets under my

and it gets under my nails,

nails,

nails, but if you make a wad of the

but if you make a wad of the

but if you make a wad of the extra thick five-layer toilet paper of

extra thick five-layer toilet paper of

extra thick five-layer toilet paper of his, it will not last long,

his, it will not last long,

his, it will not last long,

but I can't be caught in one hole Then

but I can't be caught in one hole Then

but I can't be caught in one hole Then I I went to the fax to look for the

I I went to the fax to look for the

I I went to the fax to look for the frequently asked questions, that's just

frequently asked questions, that's just

frequently asked questions, that's just a computer table. Frequently asked questions said

a computer table. Frequently asked questions said

this. You can also put a piece of cardboard size

this. You can also put a piece of cardboard size A5 in the toilet, but the paper bin had

A5 in the toilet, but the paper bin had

A5 in the toilet, but the paper bin had just been emptied and I thought that

just been emptied and I thought that

pricking that [ __ ] three times would already hurt your hands.

pricking that [ __ ] three times would already hurt your hands. enough but

then I found these

then I found these other tips and just for you all

other tips and just for you all

other tips and just for you all I'm not making any of this up this is

I'm not making any of this up this is

I'm not making any of this up this is literally on the site other

tips put a v bag around your toilet bowl the

tips put a v bag around your toilet bowl the bag collects your stool

zi put a plastic bag around your hand and

zi put a plastic bag around your hand and

zi put a plastic bag around your hand and collect your feces

I didn't think so use a newspaper or

I didn't think so use a newspaper or

I didn't think so use a newspaper or bucket to catch your feces go

bucket to catch your feces go

bucket to catch your feces go to jail you don't come by

to jail you don't come by

to jail you don't come by start What is this then I would have

start What is this then I would have

start What is this then I would have preferred to put it in the litter box but that was

preferred to put it in the litter box but that was

preferred to put it in the litter box but that was not included in the faak

not included in the faak

not included in the faak really

terrible Oh I did the test It's not

terrible Oh I did the test It's not

too bad they make it

too bad they make it much more difficult in that folder than it

much more difficult in that folder than it

much more difficult in that folder than it is I think I found the solution

is I think I found the solution

is I think I found the solution okay I took the colander

okay I took the colander

okay I took the colander Yes I had such a good copy from the

Yes I had such a good copy from the

Yes I had such a good copy from the AON I think I'll just throw them away,

AON I think I'll just throw them away,

AON I think I'll just throw them away, I'll just buy a new one, it was ideal because

I'll just buy a new one, it was ideal because

I'll just buy a new one, it was ideal because I had one of those

I had one of those

I had one of those colanders with those ears on them, so I put my

colanders with those ears on them, so I put my

colanders with those ears on them, so I put my glasses up, the colander in them hung

glasses up, the colander in them hung

glasses up, the colander in them hung very nicely on those ears, glasses

very nicely on those ears, glasses

very nicely on those ears, glasses down. and I had a nice time

down. and I had a nice time

down. and I had a nice time [ __ ] When I was done, I took off the green cap, it was

[ __ ] When I was done, I took off the green cap, it was

[ __ ] When I was done, I took off the green cap, it was pricked three times and I was done,

pricked three times and I was done,

pricked three times and I was done, it really doesn't mean anything

it really doesn't mean anything

it really doesn't mean anything Oh, one important thing in my

Oh, one important thing in my

Oh, one important thing in my very first tryout was in boxtol, there was

very first tryout was in boxtol, there was

very first tryout was in boxtol, there was the laboratory from a Bosch and they

the laboratory from a Bosch and they

the laboratory from a Bosch and they asked if I could use it with everyone wanted to share

asked if I could use it with everyone wanted to share

asked if I could use it with everyone wanted to share really only needs to prick three times I

really only needs to prick three times I

really only needs to prick three times I don't have to cap the entire tube

don't have to cap the entire tube

don't have to cap the entire tube there are people who think that is

there are people who think that is

[Applause]

[Applause] but they forget that these

but they forget that these

but they forget that these are living microorganisms, right, that will ferment

are living microorganisms, right, that will ferment

are living microorganisms, right, that will ferment So if the laboratory then opens the envelope

So if the laboratory then opens the envelope

So if the laboratory then opens the envelope opens it, we have another

thud, prick three times is

thud, prick three times is

thud, prick three times is enough, but it is important, always

enough, but it is important, always

enough, but it is important, always in the mail before 5 o'clock and never before the

in the mail before 5 o'clock and never before the

in the mail before 5 o'clock and never before the holidays and reading the door had taken some

holidays and reading the door had taken some

holidays and reading the door had taken some time, so I was

time, so I was

time, so I was ready around 5 and Kees was ready. I'm not

ready around 5 and Kees was ready. I'm not

at home so I thought I'd quickly

at home so I thought I'd quickly empty that bicycle and I'd throw it in the klio

empty that bicycle and I'd throw it in the klio

empty that bicycle and I'd throw it in the klio first to the post office. I had my

first to the post office. I had my

first to the post office. I had my letter in the mail on time

and I was washing the lettuce.

I say I don't have to, honey. I just got

I say I don't have to, honey. I just got

I say I don't have to, honey. I just got a sausage roll on the way

since then I have been nauseous when I eat

since then I have been nauseous when I eat

since then I have been nauseous when I eat lettuce, it was

really nice within two weeks I

really nice within two weeks I

really nice within two weeks I already got the results, nothing wrong, everything was

already got the results, nothing wrong, everything was

already got the results, nothing wrong, everything was fine Yes, I did well during that examination,

fine Yes, I did well during that examination,

fine Yes, I did well during that examination, but in year g it went wrong, I

but in year g it went wrong, I

but in year g it went wrong, I was 54 in the Menopause, I haven't had my period for a long time

was 54 in the Menopause, I haven't had my period for a long time

and suddenly I got my

and suddenly I got my period and a bladder infection. I

period and a bladder infection. I

period and a bladder infection. I thought yes, it's all in that area,

thought yes, it's all in that area,

thought yes, it's all in that area, so I thought I quickly went to the doctor, got a

so I thought I quickly went to the doctor, got a

so I thought I quickly went to the doctor, got a penicillin treatment and that was it, but

penicillin treatment and that was it, but

nothing turned out to be less true. Six weeks later

nothing turned out to be less true. Six weeks later I was in the OR because I turned out

I was in the OR because I turned out

I was in the OR because I turned out to have uterine cancer and I was shocked

to have uterine cancer and I was shocked

to have uterine cancer and I was shocked I thought I can't This is not possible that is

I thought I can't This is not possible that is

I thought I can't This is not possible that is possible no no that is not possible that is not happening to me

possible no no that is not possible that is not happening to me

possible no no that is not possible that is not happening to me that is not possible no no no no no I

that is not possible no no no no no I

that is not possible no no no no no I am not bothered by anything and I also thought this is

am not bothered by anything and I also thought this is

am not bothered by anything and I also thought this is not possible this is completely possible not out

not possible this is completely possible not out

not possible this is completely possible not out It's not a good time at all It did

It's not a good time at all It did

It's not a good time at all It did n't fit into my schedule I had a

n't fit into my schedule I had a

n't fit into my schedule I had a schedule I was a woman with a

schedule I was a woman with a

schedule I was a woman with a schedule I thought Later Later when I

schedule I thought Later Later when I

schedule I thought Later Later when I retire I will take a bike ride

retire I will take a bike ride

retire I will take a bike ride from Schijndel to Italy Then

from Schijndel to Italy Then

from Schijndel to Italy Then I will cycle to my campsite later when I

I will cycle to my campsite later when I

I will cycle to my campsite later when I have paid off my house, but 2 years

have paid off my house, but 2 years

have paid off my house, but 2 years ago I didn't know whether later was there

ago I didn't know whether later was there

ago I didn't know whether later was there or perhaps here and I was

or perhaps here and I was

or perhaps here and I was always busy with a bit of Veten in

always busy with a bit of Veten in

always busy with a bit of Veten in my past. I did it

my past. I did it

my past. I did it well there, I should have done it differently and

well there, I should have done it differently and

well there, I should have done it differently and 2nd year ago I discovered that

2nd year ago I discovered that

2nd year ago I discovered that it didn't matter and it didn't matter. The

it didn't matter and it didn't matter. The

it didn't matter and it didn't matter. The only thing that was important was

only thing that was important was

only thing that was important was taking what I know day by day and dealing with that

taking what I know day by day and dealing with that

taking what I know day by day and dealing with that and not looking too far ahead because I did

and not looking too far ahead because I did

and not looking too far ahead because I did n't know what was going to happen day by day

n't know what was going to happen day by day

by day for the day and for a moment for you

by day for the day and for a moment for you I was very lucky They

I was very lucky They

I was very lucky They removed the whole chicken coop It's

removed the whole chicken coop It's

removed the whole chicken coop It's all out and and and I have and I

all out and and and I have and I

all out and and and I have and I didn't need I didn't need radiation

didn't need I didn't need radiation

didn't need I didn't need radiation didn't need chemo I was there very early but

didn't need chemo I was there very early but

I I discovered then one thing and

I I discovered then one thing and finally I want to share it with you. There is

finally I want to share it with you. There is

finally I want to share it with you. There is no point in all of us thinking,

no point in all of us thinking,

no point in all of us thinking, should I have done it differently in the past and

should I have done it differently in the past and

should I have done it differently in the past and what should I have done differently? There is

what should I have done differently? There is

no point in all of us as

no point in all of us as we are sitting here. change more what happened this

we are sitting here. change more what happened this

we are sitting here. change more what happened this afternoon even this afternoon what

afternoon even this afternoon what

afternoon even this afternoon what happened happened there is nothing we can

happened happened there is nothing we can

happened happened there is nothing we can do about it anymore we cannot

do about it anymore we cannot

do about it anymore we cannot change anything about it and we certainly

change anything about it and we certainly

change anything about it and we certainly cannot determine what happens there the only thing we

cannot determine what happens there the only thing we

cannot determine what happens there the only thing we all know for sure here

all know for sure here

all know for sure here is that we are here Now we are here in Os in

is that we are here Now we are here in Os in

is that we are here Now we are here in Os in the sweet camp, we know this for sure and

the sweet camp, we know this for sure and

the sweet camp, we know this for sure and we have to wait and see about the rest and I have

we have to wait and see about the rest and I have

we have to wait and see about the rest and I have also learned, of course, I know that my

also learned, of course, I know that my

also learned, of course, I know that my body is a bit too Foal, he is more like the

body is a bit too Foal, he is more like the

body is a bit too Foal, he is more like the rest, but my body recovered

rest, but my body recovered

rest, but my body recovered beautifully, everything came back.

beautifully, everything came back.

beautifully, everything came back. Everything was given a new place and it

Everything was given a new place and it

Everything was given a new place and it recovered beautifully and my energy

recovered beautifully and my energy

came back and I learned to love every piece,

came back and I learned to love every piece, every piece contributed again. I

every piece contributed again. I

every piece contributed again. I really learned to love every piece,

really learned to love every piece,

really learned to love every piece, even her, she here on my shoulder,

even her, she here on my shoulder,

even her, she here on my shoulder,

yes, yes, I know what it is. If she

yes, yes, I know what it is. If she

hadn't been there I would have missed out on a liter of whipped cream, not to

mention the frikandels, but I was scared to death I think

mention the frikandels, but I was scared to death I think

mention the frikandels, but I was scared to death I think what is happening now, this doesn't fit How

what is happening now, this doesn't fit How

what is happening now, this doesn't fit How then I have huh How

then I have huh How

then I have huh How [Music]

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[Music] then I was too worried about everything and about

then I was too worried about everything and about

then I was too worried about everything and about nothing I admit I turned slowly

nothing I admit I turned slowly

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[Music] through my agenda was the boss and I

through my agenda was the boss and I

followed like a fool I admit I was

followed like a fool I admit I was on a dead

end you have to want to

see it then maybe you can

see it then maybe you can seize the day, put the brakes on learn to

seize the day, put the brakes on learn to

seize the day, put the brakes on learn to enjoy reflect on everything around you

enjoy reflect on everything around you

seize the day take your time let

seize the day take your time let go of that old life and

go of that old life and

go of that old life and Embrace The Power Of Every

Embrace The Power Of Every

Embrace The Power Of Every Moment celebrate life every day because you do

Moment celebrate life every day because you do

Moment celebrate life every day because you do n't know what is coming Before you know it it's

n't know what is coming Before you know it it's

n't know what is coming Before you know it it's really over It goes like this

really over It goes like this

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[Music] over quickly, but

over quickly, but

over quickly, but yes, my house had to be paid off, I got a good

yes, my house had to be paid off, I got a good

yes, my house had to be paid off, I got a good pension. I admit, I did

pension. I admit, I did

pension. I admit, I did n't seem very

n't seem very

wise, I was squeezed into appointments and then

wise, I was squeezed into appointments and then forgot what really counts, before you

forgot what really counts, before you

forgot what really counts, before you know it, pay yourself the

know it, pay yourself the

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[Music] price, you have to do it. If you want to

see, then maybe you will make it,

see, then maybe you will make it,

see, then maybe you will make it, seize the day, slow down, learn to

seize the day, slow down, learn to

seize the day, slow down, learn to enjoy, reflect on everything around you,

enjoy, reflect on everything around you,

enjoy, reflect on everything around you, break the day, take your time, let go of that

break the day, take your time, let go of that

old life and

old life and Embrace The Power Of Every

Embrace The Power Of Every

Embrace The Power Of Every Moment, celebrate life every day because you do

Moment, celebrate life every day because you do

Moment, celebrate life every day because you do n't know what comes before you dweet is

n't know what comes before you dweet is

n't know what comes before you dweet is really

really

really over It goes by so quickly

over It goes by so quickly

over It goes by so quickly and

and

and boys too I embrace Mo then Call me ombak

boys too I embrace Mo then Call me ombak

it doesn't matter to me and if I'm one

it doesn't matter to me and if I'm one then you go into the rabbit too I just

then you go into the rabbit too I just

then you go into the rabbit too I just think that's possible

think that's possible

think that's possible so celebrate life every day because you do

so celebrate life every day because you do

so celebrate life every day because you do n't know what's coming Before you know it it's

n't know what's coming Before you know it it's

n't know what's coming Before you know it it's really

really

really over celebrate it guys really do it

over celebrate it guys really do it

over celebrate it guys really do it every day you do

every day you do

every day you do n't know what's coming and before you

n't know what's coming and before you

n't know what's coming and before you know it it's really

over It goes so fast

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over thank you

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[Laughter]

[Laughter] and here we go thank you very much if

and here we go thank you very much if

and here we go thank you very much if you were

you were

great woo

great woo woo then he goes for the last

woo then he goes for the last

time

time Houdoe

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