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We are engaged.
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Please, frederick,
don't do this.
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I hope we can still
be brother and sister.
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Ah!
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[all shouting]
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Albert.
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No one will ever replace you.
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- I feel like ten bucks.
- Oh, mother.
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How long are you going
to bring up your miraculous
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Liberation from drug addiction?
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You sucked my [bleep], madam.
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[gasps]
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The press is coming.
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Scoops lepue.
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So nice to meet
a fellow writer.
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This little fellow's tabu.
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Won him in a game
of karinki.
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I am yours.
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Forever.
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- No, I'm good.
- No, thank you.
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Thank you, though.
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Feeding your fish
to the commodore?
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I'm gonna blackmail
the shit out of her.
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What do you want?
[gasps]
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I want the house.
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We'd love to induct you
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As a member
of newport's clam bake club.
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[screaming]
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[laughter]
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[sobbing]
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Lillian and beatrice
have gone missing.
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Those stupid bitches
are stealing our rickshaw.
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Bye.
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So tell me about yourself,
frederick.
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Well, I still wet the bed.
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And sometimes I brown it too.
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There'll be plenty of times
to work out the kinks, my dear.
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Yes. Our whole lives.
Yay.
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Can I say,
I adore young couples in love.
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- And our readers will too.
- Well, then.
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I'm sure they will also
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Love reading the biggest damn
merger marriage in history.
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His steel and my magnets.
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That's goddamn science.
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Commie, you old tit.
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[laughter]
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[grunting]
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(harold) when I started,
I was a simple fur trapper.
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Look at me now.
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My son will be married
into the most powerful family
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On the eastern seaboard.
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Never again will they say,
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"you won't amount to anything,
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Harold bellawitcz."
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I mean, bellacourt.
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Someday, celery,
that will be you and I.
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[upbeat percussive music]
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♪ ♪
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Peepers, it's been
a very stressful day,
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With the nuptials and all.
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I've been having
certain cravings.
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I understand, madam,
but I think it's best
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If we avoid becoming physical
with one another again.
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No, you fool.
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For morphine.
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Right. Of course.
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That's what I was referring to.
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What were you referring to?
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I was referring to morphine.
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Don't know what you were
referring to at all.
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What shall be done?
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You must strap me into the
sobriety flat until the wedding.
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[grunts]
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It took me years
to marry off that useless boy.
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I don't want to do anything
today to jeopardize it.
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But, oh, I want a hit
of the good stuff so badly,
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I'd stuck it out of a sailor's
salt lick if I had to.
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For safety, madam.
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I'll undo you when it's time
for the vows.
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Ah. There you are.
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My rum money's getting
a little thin.
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[chuckles]
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I just love the taste
of blackmail.
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And I'm not talking
about scott joplin.
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[laughs]
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[yelps]
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Did you just grab
your stomach?
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Holy shit.
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Are you pregnant?
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You got a little commodore baby
in there?
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Choke on your own dick.
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If you're not pregnant,
let me punch you in the stomach.
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Why would I
let you punch me?
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I knew it.
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You are pregnant.
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[chuckles]
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I've decided
to refinance our deal.
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'cause dodo don't like it
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When servants spread their legs
for her husband.
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And I just love
telling dodo secrets.
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Wait.
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What?
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What you you mean "what"?
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- You tell her secrets?
- I'm--
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You tell her secrets?
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No, no, I--I,
well, sometimes.
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Look.
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I want to blackmail you
for more money because,
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Uh, you're pregnant
with her husband's child,
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And she doesn't know that.
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And if she knew that,
that would be very bad for you.
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Does that make sense?
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It was a bit longwinded.
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Well, which part,
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The explaining
or the thing before it?
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I got the end part,
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But I didn't understand
the beginning at all.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, damn it.
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Uh, maybe--maybe
I'm not being clear here.
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Go back to the dodo part.
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Dodo is married
to the commodore, right?
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[cheery percussive music]
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♪ ♪
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What are you doing in here?
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I didn't ring for you.
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You don't need to ring for me.
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I come whenever, wherever,
and with whomever I want.
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You insolent wench.
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Put your face next to my hand
so that I can slap it.
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[glass shatters]
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[gasps]
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What are you doing?
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I think you should give in
to those cravings.
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Why not?
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No, that's too much.
It'll kill me.
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- No.
- [grunts]
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You'll be alive enough to see
me take everything you've got.
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Just alive enough.
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(lillian)
faster, faster!
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This is an important day.
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- Don't you understand that?
- Go, garfield.
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- We need to get there. Go.
- Go, garfield.
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I don't want
to miss the wedding.
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Stick them up.
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[all scream]
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You two.
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Aren't you ponzi's
indentured child servant?
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No. I make my living
carriage-jacking now.
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What do you want, tabu?
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We don't have any spices
and we're in a hurry.
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Allow me to accompany you
and you'll come to no harm.
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I only want a warm place
to stay and to serve you.
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- No, thank you.
- I don't think so.
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I have cocaine wine.
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All right,
you're pleased to join us.
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Oh! Mm-hmm.
Hop aboard.
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[stately music]
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♪ ♪
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The ceremony is--
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Oh, no.
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Lady dodo,
how did you manage to do this?
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You just couldn't stay away,
could you?
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I was only gone
for five minutes,
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And here you are injecting
yourself with poison.
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- [mumbling]
- dodo.
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What are you telling me?
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- What are you saying?
- No.
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- What, you didn't do this?
- No.
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Dodo, did somebody
do this to you?
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- Oh, lady dodo.
- Mm-hmm.
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Who did this to you?
Tell me who did--the wallpaper?
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The wainscoting?
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No? The settee?
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The rodin sculpture?
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The triceratops fossil?
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The gold pelican vase?
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The zulu hunting spear?
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The chair? The chair?
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[gasps]
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Chair.
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Have you counted
the towels recently?
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Chair gave it to me.
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She's in the meat locker.
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She did this.
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What are you doing out here,
you muskrat?
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The commodore called out
the name celine.
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Sir, I'm the new servant girl,
celine.
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Chair!
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(man)
♪ 199 rockefeller, rockefeller ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah ♪
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[up-tempo percussive music]
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This is
mitchell p. Spiritwalker.
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I authorize the release
of blanche the servant.
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Hmm?
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Oh, I'm sorry, operator.
That is my mistake.
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I'm still figuring out how these
infernal contraptions work.
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Can you see me?
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Now, move it.
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- Go, garfield.
- Hurry, go faster.
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- Hurry. Move, man. Move!
- Go. What are you waiting for?
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- What is wrong with you?
- Mush, garfield. Mush.
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Shut your spoiled mouths!
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[both gasp]
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All I ever wanted
was to be a servant.
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As a little boy,
I dreamed of eating gruel
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And scrubbing the anuses
of the very rich.
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I'd sneak to the latrines
of the great houses of newport,
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Stick my head into a trench,
take a deep sniff,
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And think, "someday."
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And I served with pride
at bellacourt manor
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Only to be tossed
into the streets like a beggar!
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All right.
We understand you have feelings.
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Now take us home, garfield.
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Now, jarfeld!
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I no longer work for you.
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If you want my help, you're
going to have to say "please."
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Never.
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Well, then you three
enjoy yourselves.
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Pease.
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No.
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[gagging]
pea...
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Still, no.
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[gagging]
plea--plea--
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[hiccupping]
plea--plea--
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[choking]
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Good-bye.
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Please?
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Well, when you put it that way.
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Come on.
We're still to make the wedding.
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[stately music]
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That was the hardest thing
I've ever had to do.
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What a functional wedding
that was,
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That just happened
one moment ago.
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Congratulations, or whatever.
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And now it's time
for the mother-son dance.
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That's you.
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There must be some way
out of this.
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That man is an imbecile.
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Oh, muffin, please.
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Plenty of strong women have
married imbeciles and thrived.
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Look at mary todd lincoln.
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♪ ♪
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They say behind every great man
is a great woman.
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Not a morphine-soaked sack
of dusty rags.
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Maybe you need a new woman
to run the estate.
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I'm starting to think
you're right.
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Chair.
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Go polish the turtles.
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I love polishing things.
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- Sir, sir.
- Hmm?
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I must speak with you
about that serving girl.
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No, she's off limits.
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Dip your feather duster
elsewhere.
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She's an agent
of chaos and destruction.
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She must be fired.
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Not only will she
not be fired,
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But if I ever hear you
slander her again
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Or molest her in any way,
it is you who will be fired.
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- But--but--
- no molesting!
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That's an order!
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As you wish, sir.
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[bright symphonic music]
264
00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:29,580
♪ ♪
265
00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:46,770
[gunshot rings]
266
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:47,670
We're back.
267
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:50,040
We're here
to stop the wedding!
268
00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:54,070
Hi, frederick.
It's me, garfield.
269
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,480
Does anybody care
where we've been?
270
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,450
I just figured you died.
271
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,220
Rather disappointed, actually.
272
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:05,350
[dramatic music]
273
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,560
♪ ♪
274
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,520
There you are.
275
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,030
You've missed everything.
276
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,560
The wedding is over.
277
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,130
What? No.
278
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:18,400
You came too late, bea.
279
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,370
I'm mr. Celery savoy now.
280
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,440
(celery) beatrice,
you look like a doll
281
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,800
Who's been flung
into a trash heap.
282
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,610
Lillian, you look like you
escaped from a whorehouse
283
00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,140
For insane pygmies.
284
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,680
Is that a bathing costume?
285
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,410
Not typical attire
for a wedding.
286
00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:33,550
Which is odd for you,
287
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:36,020
'cause you're usually
such a typical girl.
288
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,490
[tense music rising]
289
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:42,590
[screaming]
290
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,490
Wet christmas, it's a scandal!
291
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:47,760
[upbeat hip-hop music]
292
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,230
♪ ♪
293
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,370
- [wails]
- [both screaming]
294
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,540
[wheezing]
295
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:58,300
[women shouting]
296
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:58,770
♪ ♪
297
00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:02,310
The bellacourts
are the worst family in newport.
298
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,450
♪ ♪
299
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,750
Someone wrote an exposé
about our family.
300
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,920
They called us
the "modern pigs."
301
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,660
Father,
you impregnated a servant?
302
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,290
[sobs]
303
00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:17,860
Beatrice.
304
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,690
You're sleeping
with our brother?
305
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,800
You're both incestors.
306
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,830
And you, lillian.
307
00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:27,270
You made love
to our most disgusting servant.
308
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:30,270
- [wheezing]
- mm, ha ha ha.
309
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,300
Ooh.
310
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,610
Eee.
311
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,340
Ah.
312
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:35,240
And you.
313
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,880
Yes! It's true!
314
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,740
It's all true!
315
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:42,750
Albert and I are in a loving
and committed relationship.
316
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,390
You're actually not mentioned
in the article.
317
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,790
I'm...Just joshing.
318
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,360
Trying to lighten the mood.
319
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,890
Some jokes.
320
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,500
Yum, yummy vaginas.
321
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,000
Right, boys?
322
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,670
Who would publish such lies?
323
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:04,140
Well, it must have been
that muckraker scoops lepue.
324
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:07,540
You've been lurking
around our family for months.
325
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,780
[stammers]
I didn't write it.
326
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,310
By my trough, I swear.
327
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:15,880
I only cover gossip.
328
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,750
- Oh, wait.
- [shouting]
329
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,050
We are leaving.
330
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,420
Yes, we are leaving.
331
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,430
No, we are leaving.
332
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,660
You people are perfect
for baltimore.
333
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,560
You're disgusting.
334
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,970
Daddy, help.
335
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,300
Sorry, cel.
336
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,470
This is your family now.
337
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,970
There's nothing I can do.
338
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,070
Well, there is one thing
I can do.
339
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:44,440
I can cut off all business ties
with this family.
340
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,580
No, daddy, don't go.
341
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:51,080
Mommy.
Mommy, please.
342
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,920
You have sullied
the family name.
343
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,360
You destroyed it all
because of your selfishness.
344
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,020
I'm not selfish.
345
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,660
I just care
about my own pleasure
346
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:00,760
Without regard for others.
347
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,900
I'm sorry I slept with
frederick for 25 years, daddy.
348
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,670
I don't care what you did.
349
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,400
I only care that people
found out.
350
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,670
I cannot have this scandal.
351
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,570
You're banished
from bellacourt!
352
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,440
Collect your things.
353
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,010
What? No!
354
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:17,910
[water splashing,
both sobbing]
355
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,210
[both weeping]
356
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:25,990
Just when I thought
I found a home, banished.
357
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:31,990
♪ ♪
358
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,190
Yes, to my great shame,
I was...
359
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,190
(dodo voice-over)
tricked into firing garfield.
360
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,430
Now I must rectify
the situation.
361
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,970
Does this mean
I have my old job back?
362
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,070
Of course not, you imbecile.
363
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,800
Your old position
has been nullified.
364
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,640
But I was able
to move some things about,
365
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,680
And I can offer you the position
of potato scrubber.
366
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,880
The hours are long,
the work is dangerous,
367
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,910
And you'll be paid 1/10th
the wage.
368
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,780
Oh, it's all I ever wanted.
369
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:59,550
Thank you, mr. Peepers.
370
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,550
And here.
371
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,160
Towel was never mine
to begin with.
372
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,360
Somewhere, inside,
I always knew that.
373
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,170
Thank you, garfield.
374
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:16,040
Oh, a stain.
375
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,970
[fire roaring]
376
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,710
[door slams]
377
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,720
[sighs deeply]
378
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,850
[dramatic music]
379
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,090
♪ ♪
380
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,660
What are you doing
in here?
381
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:43,430
This is where we do
our on-site diamond cutting.
382
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,500
Well, it's my room now.
383
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,630
Ask your husband.
384
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,900
I won't stand for it.
385
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,640
Servants cannot move upstairs.
386
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:59,910
Earthworms don't change
into butterflies, chair.
387
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,720
My name is celine.
388
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,920
[sassy hip-hop music]
389
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,790
(man)
♪ this is the playa school ♪
390
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:09,890
♪ school, school ♪
391
00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,290
♪ this is the playa school ♪
392
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,760
♪ school, school,
school, school ♪
393
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,730
♪ this is the playa school ♪
394
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:15,660
♪ school, school ♪
395
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,160
♪ this is the playa school ♪
396
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,130
Hello, chair.
397
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:22,940
[tense music rising]
398
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,140
I'm back.
399
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:27,740
[demonic yelling]
400
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:31,810
[both shouting]
401
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:35,980
No!
[both shouting]
402
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:39,190
You!
403
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:42,060
You need to know your place.
404
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,120
It's downstairs!
405
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,660
[screaming]
406
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:52,630
[heavy panting]
407
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,430
[scoffs]
408
00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:00,140
[solemn piano music]
409
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:04,140
♪ ♪
410
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:08,050
Open up, you ragamuffin!
411
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:08,880
Hamish crassus,
412
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,750
You're under arrest for
the murder of one scoops lepue.
413
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:16,660
Celine had me arrested
for murdering scoops lepue.
414
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,990
Who the hell
is scoops lepue?
415
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:22,130
Does anybody know
who the [bleep] that is, huh?
416
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:26,270
♪ ♪
417
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,300
I was ordered
not to touch chair.
418
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,540
Nobody said anything
about reporters.
419
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:37,240
Nobody besmirches
the bellacourts under my watch.
420
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,110
Nobody.
421
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,780
[typewriter dings]
422
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,850
I did it.
423
00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:45,950
I wrote the article.
424
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,720
[dreamy guitar music]
425
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,390
♪ ♪
426
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:54,130
(man)
♪ I can't help daydreaming
of you ♪
427
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:58,260
♪ even as I do the things I do ♪
428
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,530
♪ all day and night ♪
429
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:07,040
♪ here in my room,
I'm daydreaming ♪
430
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,910
♪ when you smile,
you light up my day ♪
431
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:15,210
♪ wish that you would smile
for me that way ♪
432
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:19,450
♪ 'cause in my mind,
you always stay ♪
433
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:24,960
♪ I'm daydreaming ♪
434
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,030
♪ starlight ♪
435
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,330
♪ star bright ♪
436
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:32,900
♪ first star I see tonight ♪
437
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:38,000
♪ I wish I may,
I wish I might ♪
438
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:43,980
♪ be alone with you tonight ♪
439
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:48,510
♪ I have heard
sweet dreams come true ♪
440
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,350
♪ dreaming of you,
dreaming of me too ♪
441
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,150
♪ I see your face ♪
442
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,060
♪ your eyes of blue ♪
443
00:19:57,060 --> 00:20:05,130
♪ I'm daydreaming ♪
444
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,340
Hey, it's the pig sisters.
445
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,070
Oh, neat.
446
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:12,940
I never met anyone famous
before.
447
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,110
- Famous?
- Oh, yeah.
448
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:18,340
- Everybody knows who you are.
- Really?
449
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,850
Your family's more messed up
than mine.
450
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:23,780
And my father fed my mother
to us in a stew he made.
451
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,750
Oh, will you sign my pepper?
452
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,150
Ohh!
453
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,020
Hey, everybody, look.
454
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,090
It's the pig sisters.
455
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:33,160
And they're even more pig-like
in person.
456
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,860
- Yeah. We're the pig sisters.
- That's us.
457
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,200
[snorting]
458
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,800
Beatrice and I
were thinking too small.
459
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,370
Forget trying to get accepted
into society.
460
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,840
We're going to get famous.
461
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,270
Yeah.
462
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:49,410
I love you all.
463
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,410
I don't know how to spell.
464
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,210
But I made that.
465
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,210
Love, lillian.
466
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,520
Anyone want to sketch me?
467
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,080
(woman)
I'll try.
468
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,990
- Could you get that?
- Oh, okay, thank you.
469
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,490
♪ ooh, them haters hot now ♪
470
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:05,260
♪ them haters hot now ♪
471
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:11,660
♪ you used to call me
every day ♪
472
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,030
[morose piano music]
473
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,540
♪ and I just want to see
your face ♪
474
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:19,410
♪ ♪
475
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:19,440
♪ I miss you ♪
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