All language subtitles for yes_dear_s05e07_the_new_neighbors

Hey, did you guys clean up your toys in
there?

No. Well, go back in there and pick them
up. You want your mom to trip on a

Power Ranger again and break her other
ankle?

No, we're sorry.

Christine, you broke your ankle trying
on slutty shoes at the mall.

Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp is
going to keep their room clean for the

next six to eight weeks.

Hey, did you guys know Walt's house is
for sale next door?

Walt's moving?

Because you'd think he would have said
something.

Kim, the guy barely spoke to us. He
spent most of his time leering at you

the fence while you were gardening.

Yeah. That almost would have been sweet
if every time I bent over to pick a

carrot, he didn't yell, Booyah!

I've got to admit, I've always wanted to
see the inside of that place.

Well, they're having an open house next
door. We should go check it out. Oh, my

God, we should.

I'll go get the kids.

Walt's moving.

I've got to admit, I'm going to miss the
weird little guy. Not me.

He used to climb the avocado tree in his
backyard and try and watch me shower.

He did?

Oh, that's right, honey.

You weren't the only game in town.

I got to tell you, it looks a lot better
than when Greg and I first came over.

There were so many fast food wrappers on
the ground, it looks like they were

renting a room to the Hamburglar.

Hi, I'm Donna Trenton, the realtor. Hi,
how you doing?

Actually, we live next door.

Is Walt here?

No, he's gone.

Gone as in dead? Because that would
explain the smell.

No, he actually moved out three weeks
ago and unfortunately he did not take

smell with him.

Wow, this is not a lot of money for a
house in this neighborhood.

Are prices going down?

No, that's pretty much just for the
land. See, anyone who buys a place like

is pretty much just going to tear it
down or wait for a good strong wind and

if it goes down on its own.

This is great.

Living next to this place always brought
down our property values. Now they're

going to go way up.

Can we get a flyer?

Please. Can we get a flyer, please?

Don't talk to me like I'm four years
old. Then don't act like you're four

old. Not here, Joanna.

Not here.

Can you imagine what it would be like
living next to those two, arguing all

time? I know.

It really makes me appreciate how
fortunate we were that our parents lived

together in cold silence.

I hear you live next door.

Uh, yeah, we do.

Oh, well, are the schools good in this
area?

Um, well, actually... They're terrible.

Yeah, you'd be shocked how stupid our
kids are.

Why are you asking about schools? We
don't have kids.

Well, we might have kids if you just
swallow your pride and take that pill

doctor prescribed.

Not here, Joanna.

Not here.

Good thinking. Chad, well, why leave it
to chance, right? I mean, we should make

sure someone moves in here that we like.

That's a great idea. Why don't you guys
hang out back and me and Kim will stay

up front. We'll keep our eye out for
somebody good.

Okay. And Kim, could you tell Emily to
stop eating bugs? She just cost us 15

cents.

Look at this backyard.

I guess Walt didn't exactly have a green
thumb.

Yeah, it's ironic because he did have a
green thumb.

Really, I think it was, like, infected
or something.

Hey, let's check these people out.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

Hi. So, uh, do you guys like the house?

Oh, it's a good -sized lot.

I think it could make for a decent
little pied -à -terre.

She's joking, of course. Her sense of
humor is more Benchley than Thurber.

If I wanted to hear people use words I
don't understand, I'd watch Frasier.

You too.

Hi, you guys. What did you think of the
property?

Oh, we like it. It seems like a very
nice, quiet neighborhood.

Plus, it's convenient.

I'd have an easy commute to the music
center. Oh, you work at the music

We have tickets to the Philharmonic this
weekend.

You'll see me there. I'm first violin.

Really? Around my house, I'm second
fiddle. Oh, no!

Don't make dumb jokes. I like them.

We're Greg and Kim. We live next door.
Oh.

So if you bought the place, would you
build a brand new house?

Oh, definitely.

Yeah, probably four bedrooms, three
baths, if we can fit it. Oh, sure you

That's what we have.

Would you like to come check out our
floor plan?

Oh, are you kidding? We'd be delighted.

Oh, great. I'm going to go grab my kid.

Hey, and you know another great thing
about this neighborhood is the backyards

are so big. We actually had room for a
guest house.

Guest house? Now, there's an idea.

Yeah. A bad one.

You two really seem to love living in
this area.

Oh, we do.

I don't know if it's the top -ranked
school system or the amazingly low crime

rate. Yeah, the only time you'll hear
the words hate crime around here is when

people are saying, I hate crime. And we
do. We do.

Kim, you're quite a baker.

This is so good, I could serve it at my
restaurant.

You own a restaurant?

Yeah, I'm a chef, and, uh... A couple of
years ago, I opened up a little place.

Little place.

Number one in the latest Agate Sky.

I'm sure you've heard of Sky.

You own Sky?

We tried to make a reservation there
last Saturday night and couldn't get in.

even tried saying we were Brad Pitt and
Jennifer Aniston and it still didn't

work.

That's because they were already there.

Well, you won't have to worry about
getting a table if we move in next door.

fact, after we fix up that backyard, I
think we'll be entertaining all the

Hey, Greg, come on over.

I'm cooking an extra steak.

Hey, neighbor. Hey, neighbor. How about
an imported beer and a... frosty mug

while you're waiting on your filet
mignon.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Margaret!

Wow, that was quick.

Thank you. I used to work in a bar.

Margaret, since that beer is from
Vienna, how about a little Mozart?

Wow.

Did you hear that, Frank?

I'm thinking about making an offer.
You're kidding. That's great.

Well, we should get going.

Take care. Thank you so much for
everything.

There you are.

We were wondering where you guys ran off
to.

We've been talking to our new friends,
Joel and Margaret.

Oh, yeah. We met next door. Hey, great
news. They're thinking about buying

They'd be our new neighbors. You're
kidding.

What house do you live in?

Actually, we live in their guest house.

Oh, bad idea. I get it now.

You guys are going to love Joel and
Margaret. We've been getting to know

other, and we are all just so
compatible.

That's true.

We're like a fine white port and pan
-seared foie gras.

For what?

Allow me to translate.

We're like cheese and whiz. You'll learn
how to communicate, little.

Well, take care.

It was a pleasure having made your
acquaintance.

I met you.

Met you.

Yeah, we'll see you later.

You've got to be kidding. We can't find
better neighbors than them.

What are you talking about? Joel and
Margaret are perfect.

We didn't really seem to hit it off with
them. Besides, we met this other couple

that's great, okay?

He's an adult film producer, and I don't
know what she does, but I swear I've

seen her somewhere before.

I'm sorry, we've decided on Joel and
Margaret. We like them. We have to live

next door to them, too. Don't we get a
say? No.

Kim, will you tell him he's not being
fair?

Well, I would, but I kind of agree with
him. What?

I'm sorry you guys didn't hit it off
with Joel and Margaret, but this is our

house, and it's really our decision.

I can't believe our opinion doesn't even
matter.

Your opinion matters.

Just not to us.

Hey, what are you doing?

Trying to figure out how long it'll be
before we have enough money to move out

of here.

Well, I hope that mortgage calculator
has an infinity key.

I'm just so sick of Greg and Kim getting
to make all the decisions.

You know, I guess I was just hoping it
was both of us working and interest

being so low that it wouldn't be long
before we... Oh, my God.

Jimmy, according to this...

We could get a loan and afford to buy a
house right now.

Afford a house? Where? On Mediterranean
or Baltic Avenue?

Seriously, you know what? I could win
second prize in a beauty contest. We

put up a Little Red Hotel.

Jimmy, I'm serious.

We can afford to buy a walled house.

We can live in this neighborhood.

Next door.

And keep our kids in the same school
district?

Yeah, I mean, we'd have to live in a
walled house as is instead of building a

new one, but... Yeah, we can afford it.

I can't believe this. We're gonna be
homeowners.

And we don't have to live in a house as
is.

Okay? We can fix it up as a family.

Hey, you can do some painting.

I can refinish the floors.

You know what? And the kids, they can
use their money they got from killing

roaches to buy traps for the mice.

Hey guys, turn off the TV. We've got
some great news.

What?

Well, I can't believe I'm actually
saying this, but, um, we're moving out.

Moving out?

This is usually the point where my alarm
clock goes off and I curse yet another

dawn.

No, we're serious. We can afford to buy
the house next door.

You're kidding!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. How in the world are
you guys going to afford to build a

new house next door?

I don't know. We can't. We'll just have
to live in Walt's house the way it is.

This is perfect.

It's the best of both worlds. You'll
have your own place, and we'll be able

see you every day.

Yeah.

Hey, Greg, you're kind of quiet.

Aren't you thrilled? We're finally going
to move out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. It's just
great.

Hey, neighbor.

Hey, neighbor.

Hey, while you're waiting on your
wiener, how about a beer?

Christine!

Here. It's kind of warm. I had two
friends over last night. Somebody left

out. And you might want to check the
bottom for cigarette butts.

Hold this a second.

I didn't know you guys had a dog.

Actually, we've got a bit of a rat
problem, but we figured out if you keep

fed back here, they stay out of the
house.

running. He's only playing with you.

If you pick him up and you rub his
belly, he'll fall asleep in your arms.

Hey, great news.

They accepted our offer. We got the
house. Way to combine, Kelly. Isn't that

great? Hey, congratulations, neighbors.

Yeah, congratulations.

Yeah, well, uh...

They should go now, but we'll be back on
Saturday going over some blueprints.

We'd love you to come by.

We'll be there.

I'll bring the coffee and the donuts.

Oh, that is a crushing blow.

Now, hold on. They haven't bought the
house yet, okay? Maybe they'll decide

to take it for some reason. Well, that's
not going to happen. Greg and I did too

good a job of charming them.

I even gave them some of my sun tea with
mint and mango.

There's no coming back from that.

I can't believe it. We were so close.

I was almost the first Hughes to buy a
house without wheels.

Hi.

Just a little something to welcome you
to the neighborhood.

Oh, thank you, Kim. We've just been
talking about what fun it's going to be

living next to you and Greg.

Ooh, these brownies look delicious.

Thanks. They're my special recipe.

The ones on the left are daytime
brownies. The ones on the right are

brownies.

You didn't add any marijuana to the
nighttime brownies, did you? No, no, no,

no. The weed is in the daytime brownies.

I don't know what Greg put in the
nighttime brownies, but let's just say

been talking to a plant since midnight.

Oh, um, okay.

Good, thank you.

Hey, guys, sorry to bother you.

But the kid's pet got loose. You didn't
happen to see a snake in here, have you?

Well, there's one draped around you.

Oh, no, this little fella? No, no, we're
looking for his mama.

Oh, dear God.

All right, well, listen, just keep an
eye out. And if you run into her, just

down and be still, okay? She won't eat
anything she thinks is already dead.

Have you ever noticed how sparkly your
eyes are?

They are gorgeous.

Thank you.

So, Margaret, I guess if you work with
the Philharmonic, you work a lot of

nights, right?

Yeah.

Greg works nights, too.

I'm always looking for someone to have a
little wine with.

You know, just hang.

Oh. Hey, sorry to bother you. Uh, Kim,
bad news. One of those gang members

into your car again.

Mayor, what do you think they're going
to get? They already stole the radio

week.

You have gangs in this neighborhood?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, and by the way, don't go out of the
house wearing blue.

I made that mistake last week.

Broke my leg.

The realtor didn't say anything about
gangs.

Hey, how'd you get in here?

I crawled in through the back there. I
didn't want others to see me.

Look, Greg, if you're having a bad trip
from your brownies, maybe you should go

back to your house and talk to your
plant.

No, there's nothing wrong with the
brownies. They're making everything up.

It's a scam.

They're trying to scare you out of
buying the house because Jimmy and

decided they want it.

So Kim doesn't really like my eyes and
want to hang?

Look, just promise me you're not going
to back out of the deal.

Okay? If Jimmy and Christine move in
here, I'll never get rid of them. Well,

thought we had bad relatives. At least
ours don't glom on to every part of our

life. Yeah, thank you. Finally, someone
who understands.

Must be miserable having to deal with
them all the time.

I can't believe the guy has his whole
family living in your guest house.

Doesn't he have any self -respect?

Well, you know, being a security guard,
he doesn't make that much money, and

she's been going back to school.

He's a security guard. Perfect.

I'd have marked either for that or a
street sweeper. Well, actually, he...

still in college.

Dumb and poor.

That's a lethal combination.

Well, she's not dumb. Really? She
married a security guard.

You know who they remind me of? Tell me.

Remember the documentary we saw about
carnival folk? Oh, God, yes, yes. You

a beard on their youngest and they're
dead ringers.

All right, you know, that's enough.

Excuse me?

You can't talk about Jimmy and Christine
like that. You hardly even know them.

You're kidding, right?

You're defending them now?

You've been acting like you hate them.

Well, I'm allowed to hate them. They're
my family.

And maybe they're not as smart as you
guys, and maybe they don't have as much

money as you, but at least they're not
snobs.

Hey.

I don't think I like you coming into our
house and calling us snubs. Well, I

don't think you have to worry about that
anymore because I don't want you as

neighbors. Oh, that's adorable, Greg.

But unless somebody pronounced you king
of the neighborhood, I don't think

that's your decision.

We're going to buy the house.

And you, my friend, have just blown any
chance you ever had of being invited

over for a little of my famous filet
mignon.

Au revoir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You burned
me to speak French. I get it.

Do you believe that? I mean, to think we
actually liked them.

Yeah.

Well, I'd be willing to give her a
second chance.

I forgot my sunglasses.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm a nudist. Did I forget to mention
that?

Do you think we're stupid?

You're just doing the same thing they
did to try and make us leave.

For God's sake, put some clothes on.

I can't. I'm a nudist.

No, you're not. You have tan lines.

What, do you wear socks to the beach?

You're not a nudist. You're crazy.

Well, maybe I am, but would it make you
feel uncomfortable living next to a

crazy person?

Make that a crazy naked person.

Joe, make him put on some clothes. I'm
not touching him. Well, this is going to

be your life, folks.

So I hope you get used to waking up
every morning and peeking over your

see me doing a little yoga.

Yeah,

yeah, maybe you'll get used to it. But
what about your friends from the

Philharmonic when they come over to
visit? Because this is going to be their

view for a very, very, very long time.

Kim, tell Jimmy and Christine they can
have the house. Joel and Margaret backed

out. It's Greg.

Joel and Margaret backed out.

We can buy the house.

God, I can't believe it. This is so
great.

Greg, where are you?

It's a long story.

I'm going to need you to bring me $1
,000 and a pair of shorts.

You ready?

and my pride