All language subtitles for yes_dear_s05e02_jimmy_has_changed

Hey, why don't you go on up to bed? I'll
clean up.

Oh, okay, thanks.

I just hope you're not cleaning up
because you think you're going to come

upstairs and get rewarded.

I'm kind of tired.

Well, I wish you had to share that
information with me before I wasted my

cooking up all these popcorn bowls.

However, I could be persuaded to stay up
a little longer if you did all the

dishes in the sink and scraped all the
burnt cheese off the lasagna pan.

No, I'll just wait till the price goes
down.

Phil, um, you coming to the guest house?

Well, if you want to get lucky, the only
cheese I'll make you scrape off is that

little piece on your chin.

Thanks. I think I'm just probably going
to stay up and watch a little bit of TV.

Fine, but, you know, you're falling
asleep on the couch every night this

Just so you know, it's getting a little
lonely back here without you.

Ew, this blanket is soaking wet.

Jimmy, I know it was a good movie, but
we could have paused it for a bathroom

break.

Relax, it's just sweat.

Oh, well, in keeping with my policy of
giving you any and all things that you

leave bodily fluids on, enjoy your new
blanket.

Ew!

And your new couch. What is wrong with
you?

I don't know. I've been sweating a lot
lately. It's really weird. It's like my

hands and my feet, they're freezing, but
I can't stop sweating.

That is weird. How long has this been
going on? About a week or so.

And it's not just the sweating, either.
It's like I've been feeling really

weird. It's like my muscles are sore,
and I've been moody, and I've been

sluggish. Sluggish? How can you tell?
You sit in a guard shack all day.

Then you come home and sit on the couch.
If you were any more sluggish, you'd

leave a trail.

I have been sluggish in areas I'm not
normally sluggish.

I have been sluggish, you know, down
there.

You constipated?

No.

Lately, I... Lately, I haven't been
interested in sex. That's why I've been

sleeping on the couch last week. So you
haven't told Christine? No, I don't want

her to worry.

But I think she's starting to catch on.
I mean, the last time we went 10 days

without having sex was like 10 days
before I met her.

Mr. Harris.

Hughes. Mr. Hughes.

It says here you've been complaining of
night sweats, sore muscles, and a

diminished interest in sex.

Yeah, but keep in mind that I usually
have an extraordinarily high sex drive,

diminished for me still means, like, way
above average.

She's gone.

Can you write that down in my file and
make sure she sees it?

Yeah, of course.

How are your nipples?

Are you experiencing any tenderness in
your nipples? No, no, I'm not. No

tenderness in my nipples. Ow!

A little tender, maybe.

You notice any mood swings lately?

Well, yeah, I guess I've been a little
emotional lately, but, I mean, can you

blame me? I mean, the Redskins lost on
Sunday and my junk don't work.

Well, we won't know for sure until your
blood test comes back. Hear that?

Hear that? Yeah.

Ow!

What is that for? Piece of cheese.

But your symptoms are synonymous with a
condition called andropause.

Andropause? What's andropause? Face it,
Frank.

As men get older, they lose
testosterone.

Sometimes, between the ages of 35 and
50, they lose it too rapidly, and

andropause occurs.

Andropause, it's just a male version of
menopause.

Right, so basically I'm turning into
Maude?

Relax, relax.

Menopause is a medical condition just
like any other. There's nothing to be

ashamed of. That's right. In fact,
you're very lucky to have chosen a

suffers from the same condition.

Hey, hey, hey!

That is my personal business that is not
to be discussed!

I'm, uh... I'm gonna run these down to
the lab.

Personal!

Logan Hughes.

We're here to see their grandpa, Jimmy
Hughes.

Yeah, he said you guys were coming.

Jimmy, get in here. Your grandchildren
are here.

Did I hear my little angels?

Come give grandpa a hug.

Come on, kids. We go through this every
time.

Stop staring and go say hello to your
grandpa.

Careful now, grandpa's got tender
boobies.

Ow.

Hey, buddy, how was the doctor?

Uh, good, good, yeah. Turns out I just
got a bug, no big deal.

What you got in the bag?

Uh, you know, antibiotics.

Huh. Well, they put you on a Z -Pak?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

I've been there how many days? Yeah, 20.

20 days. 20 days? It's only supposed to
be three or five.

Oh, what, did I say 20?

I meant five, yeah.

See, it's like one of the symptoms of
what I got is severe exaggeration.

Maybe I should look at your medication.
Will you just drop it, okay?

The doctor said I was going to be fine,
all right? All right. Let him rest.

Wow.

Look, I didn't mean to snap at you.

I've just been very emotional lately,

and I know you're just worried about me,
and I didn't mean to yell at you.

There, there.

There, there.

It's going to be okay. No, it's not
great.

But you said that... It's not going to
be okay. No, I lied. I lied, okay?

What's going on?

I got male menopause.

Come on, there's no such thing as male
menopause.

is, okay? It happens to men between the
ages of 35 to 55 who experience a rapid

decrease in testosterone.

It's called andropause.

Andropause? I've never even heard of it.
Well, maybe that's because men are

forced to suffer in silence until
society is ready to deal with the truth.

read that.

Menopause. It's not just for women
anymore.

Not funny, okay?

It's not funny.

What's not funny?

World hunger.

World hunger is not funny, and Greg
keeps making jokes about it.

Greg, that is not funny.

And it's in very poor taste.

Sorry.

Um, I got you something to talk. Oh,
thank you. Oh, sure.

Oh, your face is so smooth.

I don't know what kind of razor you're
using these days, but I like it.

I haven't shaved in three weeks.

You're not going to tell Christine?

No, and you're not going to tell her
either. But she is your wife.

Exactly, okay?

I've got to tell you something, Greg.
You've seen my paycheck, okay? You've

next to me when I've tried to answer
questions on Jeopardy. I mean, Christine

knows she didn't marry a rich man or a
smart man, but at least she thinks she

married a man.

Oh, God.

Oh, I have these damn emotions.

Just go back and bury yourself where you
belong.

It's not that bad. You're still a man.

You just got to make sure you take your
medicine as directed.

It says here, take two pills daily until
the urge to pee sitting down subsides.

Oh, no! Look what you've done!

Oh, boy, here come the waterworks.

Hello, lady.

Oh, hey, Greg. Could you and Kim watch
The Boys tomorrow night? Jimmy and I

to go to the movies. Sure, I don't mind.
I mean, you two deserve a girl's night

out.

Okay. Thanks.

I'll just go make sure it's okay with
Kim. Okay.

You guys going to go see a chick flick?

Can you at least not make fun of me in
front of Christine? I feel bad enough

that I'm keeping a secret from her.

What are you talking about? You keep
secrets from her all the time. This is

serious. Do you have any idea what it's
like to keep a secret from your wife

that if she knew about you, she'd start
questioning who you are? She'd look at

you completely differently?

I know exactly what you're talking
about.

We've all got those secrets.

What are you talking about?

Huh?

What secret do you have that Kim doesn't
know? I don't know. I don't have a

secret. You said we all got them. You
actually even sighed when you sat down.

wasn't sighing. That was weeping.

I have asthma. That's my secret. I have
asthma. Don't tell Kim.

Oh, Greg.

Tell me what your secret is. No.

Come on. I want to go to the driving
range before we start.

I'm not going.

What? Why?

I don't want to be your friend.

Come on. I bared my soul to you.

I took our relationship to the next
level, which made me very vulnerable,

And if you're not willing to reveal
something that makes you vulnerable,

what? Our relationship is now
unbalanced, okay? I have feelings, and

are valid.

And if you can't empathize with what I'm
going through, then I don't... Shut up,

shut up, shut up!

I'll tell you my secret if you shut your
yap for a minute and come play golf

with me.

Okay. I won't tell you my secret, but it
has to stay between us.

Definitely. Spill it. Let's dish.

Sorry.

Go ahead.

Okay, one night in college, I got really
drunk and I wanted to climb this wiry

metal sculpture thing right in the
middle of campus.

I did it and I destroyed it.

Next day when I'm walking to class,
there's this girl standing in front of

and she's crying.

It was Kim.

It was her sculpture. She had been
working on it all year, and she was

devastated that someone could do such a
thing. Did you ever tell Kim this?

No, I didn't tell her. I barely knew
her.

Hey, wait a minute. So if she knew the
truth about you, she never would have

dated you. She never would have married
you. Only that you never would have had.

Sam or Emily, I mean, what is it like to
wake up in the morning and look

yourself in the mirror and know that
your entire life is built on a lie?

Well, a man's got to do what a man's got
to do, but then again, you wouldn't

know anything about that, would you,
Mary?

Hey, we should probably get going if
we're going to make that movie.

Hold on, I'm almost done.

What are you doing?

I found a pill on the living room floor.

Kim doesn't know what to do. Do you?

No.

No, sir.

I've never seen anything like it before.
We should probably just throw it away,

huh? No, I want to know what it is.

I mean, what are you, a pharmacist?

Okay, it's not like you can just tell
what a pill is by looking at it.

Can you?

No.

But all pills have a code imprinted on
them, and then I can go on the Internet

and find out what it's prescribed for.
Okay, you can't believe everything that

you read on the Internet.

Okay, here we go.

What's the code?

Excuse me? The code on the pill. Read it
to me.

Oh, okay.

R2... D2...

What? Give me that.

It says here it's prescribed for
andropause.

Let me look up andropause. It's male
menopause.

It's male menopause.

Stupid World Wide Web.

Jimmy, there's not that thing as male
menopause. Yes, there is.

Okay? As men get older, they lose
testosterone, some more than others, and

experience symptoms that are not unlike
menopausal women.

How do you know so much about it?

Because... Greg has it.

Greg has male menopause.

Hey, it's a good thing that he and Kim
are practically the same size, because

now they can start sharing outfits.

Yeah, Greg's a girl.

Would you guys go to play golf?

Yeah, he can hear from the ladies.

That's funny.

What's funny?

Nothing.

Come on, what are you guys laughing
about?

Sorry.

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing.

Okay,

it turns out that the pill we found is
Greg's.

For his male menopause.

What? Yeah, Christine, Greg didn't tell.

Kim.

Oops.

What are you guys talking about?

Greg is going through andropause. It's
like menopause, but for men.

What? The problem is you've got to
promise

not to say anything to him, okay?
Because he's ashamed enough as it is,

would be humiliated if he found out that
you knew.

I don't believe this. I've never even
heard of male menopause before.

Well, maybe that's because men are
forced to suffer in silence until

ready to deal with the truth.

Something like that I read in one of
Greg's sissy brochures.

Hey. Hey.

How you doing?

Pretty good. You?

Good.

But if I weren't, I would tell you.

Because I wouldn't keep something from
you.

No matter how big of a deal I thought it
was.

Good to know.

How about you?

What? You wouldn't keep a secret from
me, would you?

Why do you ask?

Look, I promised Jimmy I wouldn't tell
you anything, but I know all about your

secrets. That little weasel, I can't
believe he told you. Well, actually,

Christine told me. He told Christine?

Oh, hello, big mouth. You happy now? Any
more secrets you'd like to share? What?

No, no, no.

Kim, you promised you wouldn't say
anything.

I had to. I couldn't live day to day
knowing that my husband is basically

to me.

You gotta believe me. I didn't tell Kim
your secret.

Yeah, yeah, sure. I suppose Kim just
figured out after all these years that I

was the one that destroyed her sculpture
in college.

Jimmy has male menopause.

What?

Shh, I want to hear about the sculpture.

I can't believe this.

Well, Kim, in my defense, I was really,
really drunk.

Okay? You know those beers that come in
the 40 -ounce bottles?

Me and my sweet baits almost finished
one.

I can't believe it was you that
destroyed it.

Then you pray. on my vulnerability to
get me to fall for you.

You disgust me.

Yes, Kim, it was me that destroyed your
creation, but keep in mind the act of

that destruction led to the greatest
creation of all, our love.

I think I'm going to go scrape the
cheese off that lasagna pan.

You have male menopause?

Yeah. Well, why didn't you tell me?

Because I didn't want to lose you.

Okay, Christine, from our very first
date, I knew that one of the things that

made you love me was my amazing
sexuality.

Okay, first of all, on that first date,
it wasn't that amazing.

Well, a lot of the screaming was because
I was laying on a pine cone.

That's what we get for doing it in my
parents' bed.

Honey, we're going to go through a lot
of changes as we grow older, but we're

lucky enough to have each other, so we
don't have to go through it alone.

I mean, I know I'm going to have to go
through menopause someday.

And just think, you'll be able to give
me something that most men can't give

their wives.

First -hand advice on how to deal with
hot flashes.

I like to find a shady spot and suck on
some ice chips.

So, um, how do you feel about, uh, going
out to the guest house and making use

of our hormones while we still got them?

Yes, please.

Oh, I just thought of another benefit.

What? Well, you can finally live out
your fantasy of me in bed with a woman.

Because you... Aw.

It's the last one, honey, I promise.

Hey, Christine, I think when you and Kim
went to the pharmacy today, I made a

mistake. My testosterone pills are
orange. These are white.

These look like Kim's calcium pill.

Pharmacist must have put them in the
wrong bottle.

guys looking at honey i think you may
have accidentally taken jimmy's

testosterone pills oh great