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Hey. Hey.
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Kim, I've told you a million times you
have to go upstairs and go to sleep if
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you want Santa Claus to come.
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I was thinking about remodeling the
fireplace.
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Oh, God.
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What? Come on. Every time I've said I
wanted to change the fireplace, you've
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agreed. Not really, Kim. Sometimes I
just smile and nod and hope you'll move
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Well, I'm not moving on. I asked
Christine and she agreed with me. Didn't
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Christine?
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Yeah, that nodding and smiling thing,
who do you think you got that from?
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It's just not a good time for me. I got
all this stuff going on at work. I want
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to come home and relax, not build a new
fireplace.
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You don't have to be involved in this at
all if you don't want to. I'll do it.
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Yeah, that'll happen.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You just say you can handle these
projects around the house by yourself,
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always end up dragging me into it. Do
not.
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Then how do I know what a pillow sham
is, Kim? How do I know that?
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What is that?
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It's a pillowcase you can't even put
your head on.
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That is a sham.
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You suck me into this every time. You
know, first you'll need my opinion on
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contractor to hire. Then you won't be
sure of the paint color. We'll argue
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that for a day and a half. Then you're
going to drag me off to the store to
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out tiles.
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Greg, I thought you would want to be
involved in this, but fine.
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I can do this by myself.
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Well, you say you can, but you can't.
It's like when Emily says she can go to
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the bathroom by herself. Either way, I'm
going to be up to my elbows in crap.
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Well, don't worry. Believe it or not, I
can handle this on my own. All you have
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to do is come home from work and watch
TV.
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I'm having the fireplace redone, and I'm
doing it by myself.
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Okay. Don't you nod and smile at me.
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I can do this. Don't you think so,
Christine?
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Of course you can, Kim.
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You can do anything you put your mind
to. Thank you.
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Okay, did you get that? Nodding and
smiling is out. You can do anything you
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your mind to is in.
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So I was thinking about doing something
different, but not too different.
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A little eclectic without sticking out
too much. You know what I mean?
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No.
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Hello. Hi.
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No need. You don't need to meet him.
He's not involved in this. Go ahead.
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TV. Go. Sit down.
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Anyway, I wanted to expand the dynamic
of the room without losing the Spanish
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feel of the house.
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I guess I'm looking for some
suggestions.
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Blue.
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Really? I don't know.
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These contractors are so frustrating.
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None of them have any ideas.
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I don't want the fireplace to pull focus
from the rest of the room.
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But the heart should be the centerpiece
of the home.
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Yeah.
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Back in the guest house, we feel the
same way about our space heater.
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We wanted to put it close to the bed,
but that made it too hot. And then we
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wanted to put it by the window, but then
there was a chance that the curtains
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might catch on fire.
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It turned out more than a chance.
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Sit down. It's another contractor.
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Hi, Kim. Yeah.
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Um, Gordon?
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Yeah.
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Wow. Look at the space. You've really
taken advantage of the light.
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Thank you.
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What I was thinking of doing which I'm
sorry before a client tells me what they
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would like to do I like to take a minute
to think about what I would like to do
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Do you mind no?
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Can I turn this down for a second he
always watches it so loud
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I'd start with the
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fireplace
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That's what I want to do.
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Can I have the remote back?
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What do you think about real Spanish
tile?
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I love them.
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But let's not go straight traditional.
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I think we can get a little funky.
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What about a brick base?
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We could do that. Or I've been
experimenting with some really cool acid
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treatments on concrete.
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We could do a nice earthy color. I'll
bring you some samples.
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That sounds great.
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Oh, sorry.
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So, where did you study art? How did you
know I studied art?
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Oh, come on. Look at this place. It
should be on a canvas.
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I got a B .A. from the University of
Virginia. Yeah, and you're getting some
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.S. right here in your own living room.
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I was also a graphic designer for four
years. I knew you were one of us.
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Look, I could check on another job, but
I really want to work with you on this.
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I think you and I could do something
totally original here.
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Do you want to give me an estimate
before you leave?
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Oh, I don't do estimates.
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These guys, they always bid way too low,
and then halfway through the job, they
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jack up the price and hold you hostage.
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I charge 500 a day.
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Usually, it turns out to be less than
any bid you're going to get.
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Okay, great.
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I'll call you. Okay, bye.
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Bye.
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Wow. Yeah, what a phony.
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Tony, I think he's great.
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Are you kidding me? Oh, Kim, this place
should be on a canvas. Oh, Kim, I could
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tell you're one of us, and $500 a day,
what's that about?
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I am one of them, and if you looked at
the other estimates, you'd see that $500
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a day is not that unreasonable.
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He didn't even say how long... We're not
talking about this. This isn't your
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project. Well, it might not be my
project, but you're going to be paying
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with my... Greg!
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Before you finish that sentence, I want
you to know that if I hear the words my
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money coming out of your mouth... you're
going to be trying to pry my foot out
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of your ass.
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Good luck with your project.
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We could go with pumpkin.
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I like it. But I don't think Greg will
go for pumpkin. He doesn't like colors
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with girly -sounding names.
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No problem. I've dealt with lots of
husbands like him before.
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From now on, we'll call it new
basketball.
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He'll love it.
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Oh, and if we end up going with the
avocado, we'll call it God Course Green.
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You're evil.
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Where's my coffee mug?
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Uh -oh.
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Are you the one who loves Scarfield but
hates Mondays?
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Yeah. Sorry.
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It was the biggest cup and I wanted a
lot of coffee. Don't worry about it,
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Just take another mug.
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Hey, you know what might be fun?
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That little art gallery I told you about
is near the tile store. When we go
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there this afternoon, we should pop in.
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Oh, I don't know. I was going to make
lunch. Well, we'll get something while
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we're out.
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Oh, sorry.
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Guess you're going to have to get up a
little earlier next time, sleepyhead.
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Yeah, okay.
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Will do.
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He'd stay in bed all day if he could. I
don't know how people do that. Well, if
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I got $500 a day to drink coffee and
make chit -chat, I'd hop out of bed like
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little jackrabbit, too.
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That guy's got quite a racket going on
in there. What?
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Gordon, they're going to art galleries
together, having lunch, like I'm paying
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the guy $500 a day to date my wife.
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I think you're a little jealous. What? I
think maybe you're a little threatened
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that your wife has found someone with
some common interest who isn't you.
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I couldn't care less. I don't like
talking about art and design and all
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stuff. Besides, why be jealous of that
guy? Yeah, I guess he is kind of nerdy
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-looking.
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Yeah, and we all know Kim is only
attracted to big, muscly, model -looking
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types.
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Like the rock over there.
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God, what is that smell?
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Gordon made himself a VLT sandwich.
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VLT? What's a V stand for? Vomit?
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That's vegan bacon.
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Tastes pretty good if you wrap it around
a hot dog.
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I'm glad at $500 a day you can find time
to make a heart -smart meal. Where is
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he now? Gathering acorns for dessert?
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Nah. I knocked off around 2.
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2 o 'clock?
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That's it. Kim!
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Kim!
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What?
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I can't take this anymore.
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What? It's been four days and this thing
still isn't finished. I said I wouldn't
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get involved, but I'm not going to sit
around and watch you be taken advantage
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of. It's done.
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What? It's done.
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I wanted to surprise you.
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You finished in half the time you
thought.
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And the price was lower than all the
other estimates.
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Wow. I did it all by myself, Greg.
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hired a guy, figured out what I wanted,
paid him, and you didn't have to lift a
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finger. Well, actually, I did lift a
finger a few times, but it was never
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Gordon could see it.
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Yeah, well, it's all done, and I did it
all by myself.
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What do you have to say for yourself,
huh?
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What do you have to say?
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What's that big splotch? What?
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Right there. It looks like it's a
different color than the rest of it.
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That must have changed color when it
dried.
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So your buddy Gordon kind of messed up,
didn't he?
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It's not a big deal.
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He's coming by tomorrow to take some
pictures for his portfolio, and I'll
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it to him and he'll fix it.
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Oh, yeah, he messes up and you're all
patient. Last week I get a little pee on
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the floor and I never hear the end of
it.
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Greg, it was the kitchen floor.
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It was a long ride home. I was lucky to
even make it into the house.
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You see what I was talking about?
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Yeah. The primer I used must have
reacted badly with the acid.
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A kid in my high school reacted badly
with some acid. Now he wears a helmet to
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the market.
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Like I said, I've never used this
particular faux finish before.
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But you can fix it, right? Yeah, yeah.
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Or, you know what would look good?
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If you put a pillow over it.
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What? Yeah, yeah.
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You could put a pillow over it, and then
when people come over, they could sit
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there. It would be like an extra seat.
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See? Funky, huh?
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Yeah. Well, what do you say we just fix
it, and then if I want to put a pillow
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over it, I still can?
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Well, yeah, but you see, the thing is,
in order to fix it, I have to completely
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redo the whole thing.
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And if you're going to put a pillow
there anyway.
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I never said I was going to put a pillow
there.
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Okay, you're right. You're totally
right.
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I have a job to do tomorrow, but I'll
come by in the next few days and fix it.
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Thank you.
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If I could see one thing.
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You see what I mean?
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I'm not putting a pillow over it. Right,
right.
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Pillow, wrong.
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Basket of kindling.
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I'll see you in a few days.
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Hey, Gordon, it's Kim.
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Look, it's been a couple of days and I
haven't heard from you. No big deal or
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anything. I was just wondering when you
were coming by.
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Give me a call. Bye.
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Hey, Gordon, it's Kim.
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Listen, it's been a week and I haven't
gotten a call back yet.
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Maybe you went out of town or something,
but if you're checking your messages, I
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would really appreciate a call.
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So I know when you might be coming by to
finish the job.
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Thanks.
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Hey, schmuck.
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What the hell is going on?
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I've left you ten messages in the last
two weeks and you still haven't called
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back. Maybe you forgot who I am. Kim
Warner.
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I paid you to do a job.
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We picked out tiles together.
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We went to the art gallery together.
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I made coffee for you.
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You know what? If you think that you're
going to just ignore me and act like
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none of that ever happened, think again.
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I will not be ignored.
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If I don't hear from you by the end of
the day, I am going to hunt you down and
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drag you back to this house by your...
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Do you want me to go home? I'm taking
care of it, thank you.
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Hey, Gordon.
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Message number 57.
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57.
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Call me.
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Jim, why don't you just do what I used
to do when a guy didn't turn my call?
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I don't think making out with his
brother is going to help.
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Not with that attitude, it's not.
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Dude, your wife sort of lost her mind. I
know. I've never seen her like this.
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It's kind of hot.
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It's pretty scary when someone throws
her over. I know.
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It's great.
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Before she calms down, I'm going to take
her by that dry cleaner to lock my
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pants.
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I can't stand seeing her like this. I
wish there was something I could do to
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help. Well, then help her. Well, how,
Jimmy? I mean, you heard her. She wants
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to stay out of it. You know, what am I
supposed to do? Fix it.
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Get involved without her knowing.
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Well, how? Gordon's not returning her
calls. He's certainly not going to
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mine. Where's his number? I think it's
on the bulletin board.
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Here it is.
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Gordon must be.
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Jimmy, that says Gordon must die.
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Gordon must die.
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What are you doing? You just got to
trust me on this, Greg, okay?
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When you deal with a snake...
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You have to think like a snake.
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Hello, Gordon. Yeah, how you doing, man?
This is Wayne Gibson.
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Yeah, look, I got your number from an
interior designer I'm working with, and
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I was really thinking about having some
major remodeling done, and I'd really
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love to talk to you. Can you give me a
call?
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Okay.
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310 -555 -0122.
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Thanks a lot.
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I look forward to hearing from you.
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How'd you think of that?
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That's how I always get my father to
call me back.
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Except with him, I tell him he won a
free television.
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Well, okay, say he calls back. Now what
am I supposed to say to him? Well, you
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could just talk to him man to man, okay?
You just gotta tell him the one thing
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that every guy can understand and
sympathize with.
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Tell him your wife is crazy.
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back to me so quickly i appreciate this
can you hold on for a second uh yeah
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gordon uh no this this isn't lane this
is greg warner kim warner's husband
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listen now please please don't hang up
gordon i really need to speak to you man
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the man look my wife is crazy i know i
know i told her to put a
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pillow over it too
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Listen, I really appreciate you doing
this. Oh, hey, I get it. I could tell
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after the 20th message that she's crazy.
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I feel bad for you. You know, if you
need help, there's numbers you can call.
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Oh, in fact, here, if you ever really
get nervous, use this. It's an attack
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whistle.
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Well, thank you. I feel safer already.
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I'm just happy we could find a time for
me to fix it while she was out.
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Greg, he'll never get to the truck I
thought parked around the corner.
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That weaselly little... Little jerk must
have... Well, well, well.
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Look who finally decided to finish the
job.
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Look, I don't want any trouble. I was
just leaving.
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Guess my messages must have finally
gotten to you, huh?
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See, and you didn't think I could get
things done on my own. Yep, you were
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right. Got things done all by yourself.
Okay, see you later, Gordon.
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm just gonna go.
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That's right. Job well done. Take care
now. Hurry on out without apologizing.
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Guess you're just too much of a cowardly
rat to admit how wrong you were.
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What? Okay, drive safe.
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Hey, I didn't come back because I was
wrong. I came back because your husband
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called me and explained to me you were
crazy.
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What? Crazy. You know, crazy talented
with all this art stuff.
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I came back for him.
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He tracked me down and told me what a
crazy, miserable lunatic you are.
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I felt bad for him. I mean, I can change
my phone number and escape your
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psychodrama, but this poor guy has to
listen to your insane ranting about your
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fireplace for the rest of his life.
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Hey, take it easy, Greg. I left some
cards in case you have friends who need
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work done.
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Well, the fireplace looks terrific.
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How could you do this?
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How could you sell me out to someone who
so obviously screwed me over by calling
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and telling them I'm crazy?
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What were you thinking, Greg?
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What the hell were you thinking?
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Come on, Kim. I was just trying to help.
And your way of helping is saying I'm
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crazy? I don't actually think you're
crazy. I was tricking the guy, and he's
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big enough idiot to believe it. I mean,
he came back and finished the job. Now,
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isn't that what you really wanted?
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Yes.
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But I didn't want you to have to get
involved.
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I didn't have to. I wanted to.
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Now, the fireplace does look great.
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Yeah, it looks great. It's finished, and
we did it as a team.
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You really don't think I'm crazy, right?
Of course not.
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You wouldn't happen to know what
happened to my truck, would you?
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Truck? Did something happen to your
truck?
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Yeah, somebody smashed up my truck.
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Really? Did it look bad?
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It looked awful.
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Why don't you put a pillow over it?
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I was just in the garage looking for
my... Who's this?
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Uh, David Miller.
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He, uh, he won a, uh, walk -on, roll -on
yes here at a charity event.
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And we didn't have any scenes with any
extras in it tonight, so...
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So, uh...
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I gotta stay late and do a scene with
this guy just sitting on the couch.
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Greg, it's for charity.
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Okay? Besides, he brought his whole
family here from Boston.
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Fine.
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We'll at least go stand in high def.
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A little further.
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David, you got a high -definition
television set?
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No, huh? All right. Well, listen, you're
probably going to have to go out and
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buy one. Otherwise, you're not going to
see yourself.
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The other way. No, go the other way.
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