All language subtitles for yes_dear_s04e15_mama_said_knock_you_out

Hey, little man.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

Rory called in sick today.

Oh, you have to cover for him?

No, he's just usually the one who wakes
me up when it's time to go home.

Um, no, Jimmy, please tell me the dry
cleaning is in your car.

The dry cleaning is in my car?

Oh, good.

Because if it wasn't, I wouldn't have
anything to wear tomorrow.

Yeah, you may still have that problem.

You didn't pick it up? Never dropped it
off.

Thanks a lot, Jimmy.

Well, Christine, come on. We go through
this all the time. I have trouble

remembering things.

It's not my fault. I have a very bad
memory.

Jimmy, who won Super Bowl IX?

Oh, Pittsburgh Steel was 16 -6.

The Steel curtain picked off Tarkin in
three times.

Okay, you're a witness.

Okay, so I have a very selective memory.

Yeah, well, I wish once it would select
something important to me.

Oh, hey, Christine, hold on. You've got
a hair on your shirt.

Ew.

You have a clump of hair on your shirt.

That's weird.

Christine.

What? It's been happening a lot lately.

Really? Your hair's falling out?

A little. A little?

Christine, between our sourdrain, your
hairbrush, and our pillowcases, you're

losing two good -sized ferrets per week.

Maybe you should go to the doctor and
get that checked out. That's what I've

been saying.

It's just a little hair.

It's nothing serious.

Well, it could be. It could be something
as small as an allergy or a vitamin

deficiency, but you can't rule out a
fungal or bacterial infection.

Or it could just be the early onset of
menopause.

Thank you, Greg.

Never thought I'd be rooting for a
fungal infection.

Christine, you've got to get this
checked out, okay?

Because, you know, as much as I
fantasize about doing it with that bald

from the Star Trek movie, I don't want
you risking your health to make it come

true.

Come on.

Probably nothing. Is a doctor really
necessary?

Go to the doctor. Go to the doctor.

Great. Christine's test all turned out
normal.

The doctor said it's nothing serious.

Oh, thank God. I was starting to worry
that there was something really wrong.

Oh, Greg.

What's this wait?

You were worried about me? Well, of
course. I mean, if it was serious and

got really sick and died, I'd be stuck
with Jimmy forever.

So, did the doctor have any idea of why
your hair is falling out?

I said it might be stress.

He told me to exercise.

Well, Greg and I go down to the studio,
Jim. You should come with us.

I don't know.

I'm going down to the gym, running
around.

Maybe I'll just go bald and be done with
it.

Come on, it's great.

Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to check
it out.

They even have free daycare, so you two
can work out together.

Hey, it's like a carried away.

Okay, I'm not the one who's stressed
here.

Jimmy, Christine needs to do this.

Besides, once she sees you working out,
she's not going to be able to keep her

hands off of you.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Greg's never hotter to me than when he's
working out.

That's true.

Something about a man working out that
just drives women crazy. Check out these

chisel dips.

Give me some of that.

I want to get my sneakers.

Isn't it great?

You know, a lot of famous movie stars
work out here. Yeah, yesterday I used

bench press right after Lucy Liu.

Wow.

Must have been embarrassing when you had
to decrease the weight.

I usually like to start my workouts with
a couple sets of lunges.

It's so hot.

You should try it, Jimmy.

Yeah, I might not get the same reaction
since Sunday. These, I'm only wearing a

jockstrap.

Hey, what's up, dudes? Hey, you all here
to get your sweat on?

I didn't know you guys worked out here.
Every day.

Stairmaster for the lungs, free weights
for the arms, and pelvic thrusts for the

ladies.

Nah, who am I kidding? It's all for the
ladies.

Wow, Billy.

Working out at the gym. I'm impressed.

Oh, don't be. So far, all I've done is
walk around checking out the girls.

But you're all out of breath.

That's a big place.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
pretend to walk into the wrong locker

room.

Keep lunging there, honey.

Looking good.

Keep lunging while I show Christine
where the daycare center is.

Um, no offense, but he looks a little
goofy.

Does that really turn you on? No.

But he sits at a desk drinking coffee
all day long. If I don't find some way

trick him into exercising, he'll drop
dead before he's 40.

I don't know, Kim. It seems a little
weird to lie to him.

Alright, I'll stop.

But if you die, the gravy train's over
and you're out on your ass.

Looking good, sexy.

You know, if you weren't my brother -in
-law...

Hey,

check it out.

Beth.

Oh, great.

Well, I mean, we should go over and say
hi. She's our boss.

A hot, sweaty sports bra wearing boss.

I don't want to say hi to her. For some
reason, she hates me.

Hey, Roy.

Hughes.

What machine are you working out on
today? The soda machine or the candy

machine?

Nice to see you, Beth.

I didn't know you were into boxing.

I'd ask you to go a few rounds, but I've
seen you get winded punching a time

clock.

Okay, it's good talking to you.

You know, I'd say something back to her
if I wasn't afraid I'd get fired.

I don't know what I did to get on her
bad side. I wish I was on her bad side.

Why? Because then I'd flip her over and
get on her good side.

All right.

Good, Beth. See you tomorrow.

Thanks. All right.

Hey, can anybody use these?

Sure, come on in. Give it a shot.

Hey.

That was good.

Okay, first thing you need is a picture
of perfect boxing stance, okay?

Now move your legs.

Step, step, one, two.

Step, step, one, two.

All right, keep doing it until you get
the hang of it.

That's good.

Step, one, two.

Step,

step, one, two.

Hey, look at you.

That's kind of cool, huh?

It's kind of like the electric slide,
only with punching.

Kind of like your cousin Bobby's
wedding.

Oh, hey.

Oh, you want a piece of this? Yeah, I
do. Come on.

Hey,

punch it now.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Hey.

I think I've had enough.

Hey! Hey!

Here.

Maybe some aspirin will take the edge
off.

Something wrong, Gus?

What was that? They look like they just
saw a ghost.

Yeah, the ghost of Rocky Marciano.

You can't really blame them. They just
saw their mother beat the heck out of

their father.

Yeah, you're whacking him like a piñata.

One more hit and I bet all that candy
he's been eating the past couple weeks

going to come flying out.

I'm so sorry.

Don't be. You're not the one who forced
me to put on the gloves to get in the

ring. You look like a real boxer. in
there.

You've come a long way from the days
when you grabbed me by the wrist and

me punch myself until I cried.

Tell you what, that doctor was right.
Exercise is the answer.

I feel great. It's so cool.

How do you do that?

Oh, here. It's easy.

Punch.

Punch.

I still got it.

I just hope it helps you. I think it
already has, you know. There's such an

endorphin rush, you know.

I feel like a new woman.

Can I have the old one back? This one
scares the hell out of me.

That doesn't work out. You must be beat.

You kidding?

I feel like running around the block.

Did you hear that? Feels like a new
woman?

Endorphin rush? You, my friend, are in
for the night of your life.

Greg, I can't even think about sex until
I figure out where my left testicle

went.

Yeah, I'm super loved.

Can't chew, huh? What happened?

Christine's hammer fifth knock you off
solid food for a while?

I happen to like soup, okay?

And I can chew just fine, you idiot.

Why are you looking at me? Roy said it.

Because I can't move my neck.

Look at all this food. What are you guys
doing? This isn't lunchtime.

No, it's our morning snack.

Snack? What is this, preschool?

Maybe I should meet you here every
morning and give you each a graham

Okay.

Hey, Hughes.

Everybody down at the gym is talking
about how you got your butt kicked by a

girl. She happens to throw one heck of a
punch. You wouldn't have lasted any

longer in there than I did. Oh, please.
He put you down in ten seconds. I could

have lasted longer than that if he was
hitting me with a folding chip.

Then let's do it.

You want me to fight your wife?

No, I want her to hit you in the head
with a folding chair.

All right. You want me to go a few
rounds with her? Set it up.

Any time, any place.

I know a place with this pit that they
fill up with jello.

Keep it up, and you and me are going a
few rounds.

Promises, promises.

Oh, man, this is great.

I can finally shut her up for good.

You guys saw Christine.

She hits like a Mack truck. It's gonna
kill her.

Are you sure Christine's going to fight
a woman for you?

Yeah. I don't know. I'll just tell her I
found her a sparring partner.

I don't know, Jimmy. Can you live with
yourself as a man, having your wife

handle your dirty work?

What do you expect me to do, fight a
girl?

You got a point.

We've seen you fight a girl.

Yeah, so did you get to the gym today?

Yeah, jumped some rope, hit the heavy
bag for a while.

Yeah, so how do you feel, champ?

I don't know.

I mean, yesterday after you and I were
in the ring, I felt full of energy, like

I didn't have a care in the world. But
today's workout just didn't do it for

Oh, well, maybe you're not getting
enough exercise. I mean, you know, you

felt great after you were actually, you
know, fighting somebody.

Yeah, maybe you should get a sparring
partner.

I don't know, maybe.

Or I could just try running tomorrow.

Running? No, no, no.

Boxing.

Boxing. Yeah.

I mean, we are talking about your health
here, Christine. I don't think we

should take any chances.

I don't know, Jimmy. I mean, who am I
supposed to spar with? It's guys down

there.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Hey.

Wait a second.

I think one of the female guards down at
work, I think she boxes.

Yeah. Really?

Yeah, her name's Beth.

No, Beth. Beth.

Her name's Beth.

I don't know, Jimmy. I mean, you really
think I'm ready to spar with someone?

Christine, you hit me so hard in the
stomach I could taste beets.

And I haven't eaten beets since
Thanksgiving.

Well, the trainer did say I was kind of
natural. Yeah, that's right. And the

best way to improve is to get in there
and mix it up with somebody else.

You know, it's like when I was 15 when I
realized about sex.

You can only get so good on your own.

All right.

Let's set it up. Call your friends.

My pleasure.

Mommy, Sonic pushed me. No, he didn't.

Whitney took my Game Boy.

I'm sorry.

What's the matter, boy?

Nothing. We're working out.

Remember, keep your feet moving and have
a good workout. All right.

That's right. Now listen.

Bess is in really good shape. Okay, so
feel free to just hit her hard.

Okay? Also, this is not a sanctioned
boxing match, so if you want to, you can

ahead.

Headbutter a couple times.

What? Just have fun.

Wow, look at her move. She's like a
gazelle. Yeah, a fine gazelle.

With nice big hemi -hein quarters.

Hey, Bess. This is Christine.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Keep it up.

It's so hot.

What an amazing body.

I bet you're going to be thinking about
this tonight.

I sure will.

Come on.

Touch gloves. Go back to your corners.

On my call.

Time.

All right, looking good, looking good.
Electric slide.

Oh, my.

You're good at this.

Christine, what are you doing? Don't
talk to her. Hit her.

Okay.

Ow!

She hit me in the boob.

Can you do that? Of course you can.

Well, so far, I get my ass kicked.

Great, great.

Christine, you're not trying, okay? You
can hit harder than that. I know you

can. My left testicle's been missing for
two days.

Now go get her! Okay.

Then why are you still down?

Because if I stay down, she can't hit me
anymore.

Hey there, buddy.

Hi. Nice try.

Thanks. Ain't no hard feelings, huh? No.

Hey, Hughes.

Maybe next time you should get in the
ring instead of letting your wife fight

your battles for you.

Um, what was all that about?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Jimmy, why exactly did you set all this
up?

Because I wanted you to get some
exercise.

Liar. Okay, okay.

Bess drives me crazy all the time at
work, and I can't say anything or do

anything about it because she's my
supervisor, so I wanted you to beat her

for me.

It was a stupid idea. I'm sorry.

Ow, that hurt.

Good. Because now you know how I felt in
there.

You weren't worried about me or my
health.

This was all about you. Just like
everything always about you.

Here I was thinking that you were firing
Katie Care of me for a change and all

you were doing was trying to get me to
beat up some girl for you.

I could have been killed and then you...
Ow, ow, ow. Okay, okay.

See, there's that fire. Why don't you
bring that into the ring with Bess?

Because I'm not angry at Bess. I'm angry
at you.

Ow.

God, that felt good.

Not to me it doesn't. Yeah, well, too
bad because that's the best that felt in

the last... I might beat you up.

Jimmy, did you hear what I just said?

Some of it. My ears are still pinging
from the last couple of jabs.

My hair is falling out because of
stress.

But that stress is because of you.

Me? Jimmy, I love you, okay?

I mean, you're the greatest guy I'll
ever know, but at least once a day you

something that makes me want to kill
you.

Why did you ever say anything about it?
I don't know.

I don't want to be a nag, I guess.

Well, Christine, you can't keep it
inside. Not if it's going to make you

You know, if I do something that bugs
you, you've got to get on my case about

it. I know, but that's what my mother
did to my father, and it drove him

That's what Kim does to Greg, and...
Well, we'll just have to see what the

future holds for them.

Christine, okay, we are not them.

Okay, and you can trust me to listen. I
love you.

All right, so... From now on, I'll just
point out... When you leave the toilet

seat up?

No. Or when you tear the corners out of
my magazine and start picking your teeth

with them?

See, I didn't even know I did that.

Chew with your mouth open?

Stab me in the night with your toenails?

Push off of me after sex like I'm a
diving board? Okay, you know... You

think you may have something about this
whole nagging thing, so, um... Here's

another idea. Why don't, uh... Why don't
you keep everything bottled up inside

and then, uh...

Once a month, we come down here, you
beat the hell out of me.

Deal.

Come on.

Maybe on the way home we can stop
somewhere?

You know, park?

There's a game on.

Plus, you smell a little funky.

Jimmy! Hey, save it for my whooping.

I'm going to teach you a trick to get
some speed in those legs, see?

In the old days, chicken chasing was how
we trained.

See, now, if you can catch this chicken,
you can catch grease lightning, see?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa, whoa.

I'm not Rocky, all right?

I'm not Sylvester Stallone. I'm his
brother Frank.

I don't want to do this.

Come on, man. I do a really good Burgess
Meredith. Just play along.

Give it a chance.

You're going to eat lightning and crap
thunder, see?

Come on, this is so stupid.

After 30 years in the business, I can't
believe I still gotta listen to this

stuff. Now, Bill Murray's brother does
this show sometimes.

Do you make him do lines from
Ghostbusters?

No.

No!

Forget it, man. He's not gonna do it.

be no rematch ain't gonna be no rematch