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Okay, Logan, roll the dice.
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All right, what'd you get?
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A five and a four.
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Which equals?
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Nine. Yeah? Hey, how you guys doing?
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Daddy's teaching us craps.
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Jimmy. What, you told him to play a game
with them? Yeah, like Candyland or
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Chutes and Ladders.
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Yeah, but they're only going to outgrow
those. I mean, I'm teaching them a game
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that they'll play their whole lives.
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Lou. Hey, what's up, man?
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Well, sometimes working at a big studio
has its advantages.
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Oh, yeah, like the time Pamela Anderson
was late for her audition. She had to
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sprint across the parking lot in that
tank top, huh?
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And the pre -flu shots.
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I hold in my hand tickets to the musical
event of the year. The problem is I can
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only take one of you. The other two will
have to understand.
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So, one at a time, speak up and tell me
why you should be the one going with me
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to the jazz festival.
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Okay, so, Logan, you need to roll a nine
just before you roll a seven.
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You guys, this is the jazz festival of
the year. It's been sold out for months.
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Kim, you're going to go with me, right?
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Um, what day is it?
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It's next Saturday night.
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Oh, that's the night of the school
carnival.
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Well, you don't have to go, do you? Oh,
I'm on the planning committee.
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Me too.
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All right, all right, Jimmy.
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Sorry. Oh, yeah, like you have a prior
commitment, right? Yeah, I, uh, I'm
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committed to a lifelong hatred of jazz.
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Fine. Find another friend to go with
you. I will.
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Hey, speaking of which, Greg, you know,
that actually brings up an interesting
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question that I've been meaning to ask
you for the last couple of years.
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Who are your other friends?
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I have friends. I have plenty of
friends. And I'm sure they're going to
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fighting with each other to see which
one of them gets to go with me to the
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festival. I bet that's going to be the
most exciting imaginary slap fight of
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time.
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You got a wife to keep in love with you.
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Right?
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You try it at home, you see what
happens.
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Hey,
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guys.
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Hi. Hey.
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Mind if I sit down?
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No, no.
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How's it going?
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Good, good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Listen, technically I know that I'm your
boss, but we're still friends, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, that's what I thought. So you're
having the chicken wrap, too. How is it?
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It's good, Mr. Warner.
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Mr. Warner, please call me Greg, Bill.
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Okay, Greg.
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And it's Phil.
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What's that? My name is Phil.
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Oh, for heaven's sake. I am so sorry,
Phil.
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That's okay, mister.
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Greg.
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So, Phil, you like jazz?
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Why, because I'm black?
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I didn't even notice that you're black.
Hey, you're black!
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I like jazz.
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Oh, you do? Because it just so happens I
have two tickets to the Los Angeles...
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County Jazz Festival at the Hollywood
Bowl this Saturday night. Really? Yeah,
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big box right up front. Those are
impossible to get.
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I know, I know. Do you want to go?
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Bob? Bob?
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Mike. Mike.
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Oh, my God, I'd love to. I'll take them.
Oh, what? I'll take the tickets. Wow,
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my wife is going to flip.
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She's a jazz musician and she couldn't
get tickets.
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No, no, no, no. Do you want to go with
me?
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What?
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Yeah, do you want one ticket to go with
me to the jazz festival?
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Oh.
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Oh, I probably shouldn't. My wife would
never forgive me. Oh, sure she would.
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Just tell her you have to go out with
your boss.
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Friend.
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Do I have to go out with my boss?
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And friend?
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You don't have to. Oh, okay. Then no.
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Your wife really likes jazz, huh? Oh,
yeah. She loves it.
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You think she would want to go with you?
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Found anyone to take you to the jazz
festival yet? I think I'm just going to
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call Jeff.
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Who's Jeff?
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My buddy, Jeff.
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Jeff who?
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Jeff Richman.
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Jeff Richman? You haven't talked to him
in years.
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No, but we were pretty close in the mid
-90s.
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Greg, a lot's changed since then. I
mean, Roy and that tiger, they were very
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close in the mid -90s.
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You don't think Jeff lives out here
anymore?
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Yes, of course he lives here. If he
moved, he would have called and told me.
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Hello, is Jeff there?
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Hola, como esta?
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Must have a Spanish friend over.
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Hang up the phone, Greg.
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I can't believe this. I don't have any
friends. I used to have a bunch of
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friends in high school and college when
I first moved out here.
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What happened?
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I don't know. I got married and a lot of
my friends drifted away.
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I had kids, more drifted away.
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You moved in, all gone.
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Are they gone or are they just hiding
until you finally stop listening to
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Maybe you need to make some new friends.
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How? What am I supposed to walk up to
people on the sidewalk and ask them to
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my friend?
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You can always look in the L .A. Weekly.
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What's that?
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Yeah, they can look in the personal
section. They have a whole section, and
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not just dating. They have a whole
section on friends seeking friends. I
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read it to laugh at all the losers.
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And the winners, okay?
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Forget it.
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See? Looking for a tennis partner?
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Okay. Exercise buddy?
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Here you go, Greg. Look right here.
Okay? The guy who loves jazz and the
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Oh, please.
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Oh, look, Greg. He's perfect for you.
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Mingus, Coltrane, blah, blah, blah.
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Pam, I'm not responding to some ad to
make friends. I mean, how pathetic is
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that?
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Hola, donde este Jeff?
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Jeff. Hotel FAA.
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I'll have the chef's salad with no
onions and no ham.
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And I'll have the California bacon
cheeseburger, but no avocado.
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And I'll have a club sandwich, but hold
the cheese.
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And for you, sir?
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You know what? Why don't you just bring
me the stuff they didn't want and a
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couple pieces of bread to put it in?
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Hey, Greg, is that the guy that just
walked in?
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Yeah.
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What do you think of him?
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What's the difference?
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Well, the difference is you need a
friend.
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Yeah, that guy looks kind of nerdy.
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Well, he's not just a nerd, Greg. He's
your soul nerd.
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What? We answered the ad.
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You did what?
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In L .A. Weekly.
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That's Love's jazz over there.
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He also works with numbers, and he likes
watching old movies, just like you, and
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he enjoys speedwalking for exercise.
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You walk very fast. It's a perfect
match.
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How could you?
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Just thought you needed a little push.
Come on, go over there.
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I can make my own friend, thanks.
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Besides,
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if I was going to talk to a guy at a bar
so he would be my friend, I wouldn't
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pick the nerdy guy. I'd pick that guy,
the cool guy.
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Well, go be his friend.
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Oh, yeah, just go be his friend like he
needs more friends.
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Hey, look, he's going to play pool.
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So? So go play pool with him. Yeah, he's
looking for a game.
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Hey, you're a great pool player. Go over
there.
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I don't know.
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Well, then, your nerd awaits.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, you looking for a game?
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Where'd I go, bro?
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Poor guy.
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Thinks he got stood up.
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He must feel horrible.
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Look at him. I'm sure he's used to it.
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Man, it's too sad.
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He had to put an ad in a newspaper to
find a friend and he still gets
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I feel horrible.
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I'm going over there.
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You're going to be his friend?
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Yeah, like I want a friend who wasn't
good enough for Greg.
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I'm going over there to pretend I'm Greg
and let him reject me.
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Tim?
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Yeah. Hey.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, I'm Greg. Did I get the time wrong?
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No, I just got caught up at home. I had
to take a second shower.
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I have a glandular problem.
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It's okay. Well, just keep that in mind
in case we ever go speedwalking
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together, because I leave the trail like
a freaking slug.
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What are you eating?
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Chicken wings. Oh, yeah.
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They for both of us?
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Sure. Yeah, it's cool, man. I usually
like the ones that are the little
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drumsticks better than the ones that are
like the upper arms here.
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Find one you like yet? Not yet.
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Here we go.
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It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
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My hands, the sauce was on my hands.
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You know what, Greg, would you excuse me
for just a second? Where are you going?
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Just to the bathroom.
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Oh, no problem, man.
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Oh, how'd it go? I got a number.
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Hey, who shirt is that?
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It's mine. I bought it down on Melrose.
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You want to look pretty for your big
night with your new friend Rob, huh?
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Oh, yeah, that's right. Tonight's a big
date.
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Which, actually, if you count the other
night playing pool, it means it's your
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second date.
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Which, if my calculations are correct,
that means he'll be expecting tons.
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Aha, very funny. Should be here any
minute. Wow, Greg, a new friend.
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You must be really excited.
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Please, Kim, I've had friends before.
I'm not a ten -year -old, for God's
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Oh, my God, he's driving a Hummer
bitching.
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Hummers are so bad for the environment.
What do they get, like four miles per
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gallon? I don't know how a person can
drive one of those things and live with
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himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my cool
friend's walking up the sidewalk, so zip
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up, hippie.
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Cool shirt.
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Thanks. Is that a real night mask or one
of those knockoffs they sell down on
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Melrose? It's a real one.
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Hi.
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How you doing? I'm Rob.
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What's up, man?
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This is my wife, Kim, and my brother -in
-law, Jimmy, and my sister -in -law,
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Christine. Nice to meet you. So what are
you guys going to do tonight?
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I don't know. I figured if it was cool
with Greg, we'd just hang.
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Hang?
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Yeah, cool with hanging. I've been so
busy with work and everything, I haven't
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hung in over a week.
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Well, let's hit it. Nice to meet you
guys.
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Okay, yeah, you too, man. Well, we're
gonna hit it.
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Yeah, Greg, I'd wait till at least the
fourth date before you let him hit it.
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Hey, Rob.
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Hey, sweetie.
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This is my friend Greg.
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Hi, Greg. Hello.
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I was wondering if you could slip me in
real quick.
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Well, I can slip you in, but how long it
takes is up to you.
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You're like Lydia.
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She's got quite the mouth on her.
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Yeah, and sometimes I say funny things,
too.
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This won't take very long. She's almost
finished with my tattoo.
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Well, it's okay. I mean, however long it
takes, it takes. We're just hanging.
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So, you got any tats?
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Tats? No, no. I'm not much of a tattoo
guy. I've always thought about getting
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one of these earrings, though. Oh, yeah.
You'd look hot with an earring.
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What's that? You look hot with an
earring. Yeah, a little diamond stud
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cool. I know, and if I had one already,
it would be great. But to get one now at
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my age, I mean, isn't it a little
pathetic?
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Are people just going to think that I'm
some sad guy going through a midlife?
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Ow!
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Screw him, baby. You've got an earring.
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How was it? It was cool.
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Greg? Yeah?
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Is that an earring?
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Oh, yeah.
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You've got to be kidding me. What were
you thinking getting an earring? Hey,
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easy. You're starting to sound like my
mother. Yeah, well, you're starting to
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look like mine.
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It's a little red, though. Does it hurt?
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Yeah, it hurts. It's a piercing, but the
pain is part of the fun.
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I don't know. It looks like it's
starting to get infected. Ow!
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You know what? I'm going to get you some
rubbing alcohol.
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It makes you feel better.
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Hey, brah. You left this in the car.
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Ah, thanks, brah. Oh, look, I meant to
tell you, I've got tickets to the L .A.
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Jazz Festival this Saturday night at the
Hollywood Bowl. You think you'd want to
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go? Sure, sure. And what are you doing
on Friday?
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Well, we usually watch Joan of Arcadia.
You want to come over and watch it with
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us?
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Yeah, I'd be lost.
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I've never seen it. I don't have a TD.
But I was talking about later anyway.
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Well, Joan's over at 9, so I can meet
you somewhere, say, 9 .30?
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Well, actually, there's a new club
opening, and most of the cool people
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show up till, like, 12 .30 or 1. Is that
too late for you? No, I'm up at 12 .30.
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That's when he gets up to pee.
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Shut up! Shut up!
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All right, how about we meet at 12 .30?
All right, sounds good. All right,
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later. I'll call you. Later. All right.
Ow!
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Watch here. Okay.
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Have fun at the club.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing? I have to pee first.
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Ow, ow, ow. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Rob.
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No, sorry, I put the phone up to my sore
ear.
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Yeah, I'm here already.
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I'm in the parking lot.
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Oh, okay.
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No, that's cool.
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I'm sure the club will still be hopping
at 1 .30.
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No, that's great.
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I'll meet you out front about 1 .30.
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All right?
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Okie dokie.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Hey.
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Is Greg up yet?
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We haven't seen him.
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This is ridiculous.
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It is 2 o 'clock on a Saturday
afternoon.
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Well, you want me to get him up? Okay,
Mom.
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Please, I go through this every weekend
with Jimmy.
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Hey, Logan, come here.
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Hey, want to play scavenger hunt?
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Sure.
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First item, one of Uncle Greg's nose
hairs.
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Piece of cake.
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You know, I got to tell you, I didn't
think, uh... Greg was going to get along
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with this guy, but, you know, he's got
an earring. He's staying out all night.
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He's cool.
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I got to hand it to him. Greg is cool.
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Ow!
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What the hell is going on?
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I'm smelling Play -Doh in my dreams and
I wake up to that little psycho pulling
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the hair out of my nose.
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You must have seen it in a cartoon.
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Sorry.
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I think that's for you, brah.
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Hey, bro.
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Hey, bro.
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So what happened to you the other night?
I tried to sell, but it was dead.
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Yeah, I was waiting for you, and then I
met these other guys, and we all went
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over to this really cool place. It was
cool.
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Oh, that's cool, that's cool. Hey,
listen, about that thing you were
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about doing tonight.
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Oh, the jazz festival.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able
to make it. What? Why not?
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Well, a friend of mine's buddy is Woody
Harrelson. He's in from Hawaii. We're
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all going to go out to Malibu. We're
going to put glow sticks on our wet
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and surf.
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Hey, you should come.
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I'll teach you how to surf.
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Sounds cool. I'll meet you at your
place.
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All right. Later, bro. Later, bro.
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All right.
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See you tonight.
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I don't want to go.
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What?
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I don't want to go night surfing. I
don't even like the ocean during the
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daytime.
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I just want to go to that jasper, so I
can't do this anymore.
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00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,800
Do what? I can't hang out. I can't be
cool. You want to know where I really
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last night? I was so tired, I fell
asleep in the car and I got towed.
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Why don't you just tell the guy you
don't want to hang out with him anymore?
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mean, what's the point if you can't be
yourself?
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You're right. You're right. I mean, I'm
going to go to the jazz fest tonight no
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matter what. Who cares whether I take a
friend? I mean, who cares whether I'm
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alone? I'll sell the extra ticket when I
get there.
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Jimmy, you sure you don't want to go?
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I hate jazz.
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Fine. Kind of glad that I'm going to
have an empty seat beside me and give me
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some place to put my picnic basket.
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That's right, Jimmy.
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I said picnic basket.
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Greg, I'm not Yogi Bear.
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$50 C, $50 REO, $100 big red, and give
me a hard six and hard eight.
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Dad said never bet the hard ways.
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Dad's living in the guest house.
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How are you doing?
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Go play blackjack.
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