All language subtitles for yes_dear_s04e10_a_bunch_of_ice_holes

All right, the car's just about packed
up. Tomorrow we just need to wake up. We

head to Lake Tahoe. The earlier the
better. It's really important to get a

spot where ice fishing.

What's a good spot, Dad? It's all the
same lake.

No, it's all about port -a -potties,
Christine.

Within walking distance and beyond
smelling distance.

Jimmy, I got a cold wind portable.

We never have to leave the hut.

Leave me down. You use that. I'm leaving
the hut.

Hey, did you guys see a set of keys?

No, I don't think so.

Shoot, I could have sworn I left them
right here.

Then my friend Susan's. I told her I'd
watch her house while her family was out

of town.

Hey, wait a second. This must be her,
right?

Look at that.

She's got an attack whistle and a little
can of mate.

Actually, Dad, those are Greg's.

Bud, when I work late, it's a long, dark
walk to the car.

I think it's crazy for you to carry all
this stuff on a chain.

I mean, a pretty thing like you can just
throw her nails along and just scratch

their eyes.

Found him. Never mind.

Couldn't have found those five seconds
ago, could you?

Girls, I cannot tell you how much I
thank you for signing us up for that

tournament. I mean, Jimmy and I, we've
been ice fishing before, but this is the

first time in my whole life that I've
ever gone to a tournament father and

Well, we thought it would be nice for
you to finally participate in a real

father -son event.

You know how much I love you, but there
are some things that dad with daughters

just can't do.

Oh, like what? Drink beer and go to the
track?

Nah.

Christina and I have gotten drunk plenty
of times.

A couple times at the track.

Well, I think it's good that you can
share this fishing trip with Jimmy.

Yeah, that's right.

Jimmy, with you, I could do all these
things. You are the son that I never

And you have Greg.

Come on, Don. If you have something to
say to me, you don't have to snort and

grunt. Now that you're walking upright,
I think you're ready for words.

At least a cave painting.

Normally I would attack you for saying
something like that, but you have your

whistle.

Okay, I just have to water the plants,
and then we can head to the mall.

Gosh, look at this place.

Man, I got a massage chair, plasma TV,
one of those cool CD players.

These people are living in the Sharper
Image catalog.

Oh, shut up.

They have a jacuzzi in their living
room?

Hey, did you see this talking picture
frame?

I was thinking about getting Mom one of
these for Christmas.

I love you, Mommy.

Aw, that's so cute.

Mom would love that. Let me see it.

That's weird.

The battery must have died. Nothing's
happening.

Let me try.

That's weird.

The battery must have died. Nothing's
happening.

Great. I'm sure Susan won't notice her
child is saying something different and

now has a voice that's been ravaged by
years and years of alcohol and tobacco

abuse.

It was an accident.

Christine, this woman is the president
of the PTA. I don't need her telling

everybody I screwed up her house. Sorry.

I have an idea. Just be quiet for a
second.

I love you, Mommy.

Oh, that's good.

I love you, Mommy.

Oh, that's good.

I'm just going to go stand outside,
yeah?

Thanks for agreeing to let my dad use
our bed tonight.

Oh, hey. At least I can do as well and
sleep on my bed since he does let me

sleep on you.

What are you watching?

Discovery Channel.

Check out these praying mantises. They
do it hanging upside down.

And then when they're done, a female
bites the guy's head off.

Fascinating.

You want to try it? Absolutely.

Is your back feeling any better? No,
it's worse.

I think we've discovered why you never
heard this phrase in the English

language. And they were going at it like
praying mantises.

What's wrong with you? I did something
to my back. It's totally messed up.

Oh, God. What happened?

Oh, well, Jimmy and I were fooling
around last night when he tried to flip

No, no, no, no. We can get him.

So much for ice fishing. I feel like I
broke my back.

I'm going to have to spend the whole
weekend lying on this couch.

Well, you may have broken your back, but
at least you haven't broken your

routine.

Dad is going to be crushed.

He can't go to a father and son fishing
tournament by himself.

Don't even think about it.

No. Please, Greg.

Kim, have you noticed how well we get
along? The man hates me. Oh, he doesn't

hate you.

Remember that family photo we sent him
for Father's Day? He cut me out of it.

Well, it's just because he wanted to fit
it in that antique frame. I was in the

middle. He had to cut it twice and tape
it together. The floor lamp beside you

made it in the picture, but I didn't.

This trip means so much to him.

And the man had two daughters.

He was always stuck doing girly things
with us, like playing dolls.

But his heart was never in it. Yeah, at
one of our tea parties, he dozed off

with a cigarette in his hand and melted
one of my Barbie's boobs.

Barbie went right on with her life,
but...

Ken.

Ken, stop coming around.

Greg, you always said you wanted to have
a better relationship with my father. I

do, and I've tried. I've tried
everything I know how to do, and nothing

works. Well, try fishing. It's perfect.
I mean, he definitely loves fishing more

than he hates you.

I don't even know how to fish. My uncle
took me once. I cast my line out, hooked

an owl, and flung him 30 feet into the
lake.

Owls don't know how to swim, by the way.

But you can hear their panic hooting two
feet underwater.

Craig, the fact that you don't know how
to fish makes it even better. He can

teach you, like he would his own son.

I don't know. Look, Greg, Don and I
didn't exactly start out as best friends

either. Yeah, well, the first time you
guys met, you were naked.

Hiding under his daughter.

Yes, but then that summer, he wanted to
build a deck, and I like building

things, so I helped him out, and we did
it together, just the two of us, and in

a couple of weeks, we were friends.

I'd like to be the man's friend. Believe
me, it would make things easier.

I guess it would just be the two of us
up there all weekend.

At some point, we'd have to bond a
little.

Give it a try.

Go, Jimmy. We got fish to catch.

Bad news, Don. I hurt my back. I can't
go fishing.

What? It's okay, Dad. Greg's going to go
with you instead.

What?

Don, I know things haven't always been
perfect between us, but I think maybe

Jimmy getting hurt gives us a chance
to...

you know, get to know each other a
little better. And I know I, for one, am

looking forward to it.

Jimmy, come on. I'll carry you. No, Dad.

Dad, he can't go.

What are you telling me? Either I go
with Greg or the trip is off?

Yeah, that's right.

I gotta decide now, huh?

Dad!

Okay, fine, fine.

I'll go with Gregory. Come on, let's go.
All right, Don. Let's go throw the gear

in the car and head out for the great
American outdoors.

Let's hope the fish are biting and the
mosquitoes aren't.

How old is Dominic?

Wow, isn't it beautiful up here in the
winter?

I mean, it's spectacular.

Look how the sun glistens off the ice.
It's so pristine.

Hey, Emily Dickinson is filling the
cooler.

Next to baked beer is the second most
important thing on a fishing trip.

Yeah, I like the way you think, buddy.
Let's lighten that load a little bit.

What are you doing?

Just throwing you a frosty beer, buddy.
It's 1030 in the morning.

You think I'm an alcoholic?

Name? Don Lucky.

And son.

Son -in -law.

In -law.

Whatever. You got your 30 bucks?

I got it, Don. Don't worry about it. I
got the entry fee.

The benefit that I get from you paying
is offset by my terror that you will

be nude.

Okay, we're in.

Okay, now let's try and stay away from
the windows and... Oh, you know what?

Don't touch any picture frames.

Okay, so we got a couple hours before
Kim and the kids are back from the park.

Here's the massage chair.

You know, Jimmy, I think, uh...

Sit in this thing for a good hour.

Your back's going to feel so much
better.

Jimmy!

Sorry. I look so good, I couldn't
resist.

All right.

Damn. Isn't this great?

You know, it's not every day that we get
the full run of someone else's house.

Oh, no, wait.

That is every day, isn't it?

Okay, let's get our lines in the water.

If you feel like catching a fish, Greg,
I suggest you put on number eight

Aberdeen with a single wax worm.

Don, I don't know what a number eight
Aberdeen is.

In the tackle box, top shelf.

Which one's the tackle box?

It's the bait box.

The bait box. The bait box, not quite
sure.

Give me the other one.

You know, it's quite a treat to be you
taking me fishing and all. My dad never

did that. That's why I don't know any of
this stuff.

Yeah, well, maybe better late than
never.

Okay.

All right, all you got to do is clamp on
one of those sinkers about a foot away

from the hook. You think you can do
that? Sure.

That's 50 cents you owe me. Sorry.

That's a dollar.

You know what, Greg?

I don't think the fish are scared
enough.

Perhaps you have a cherry bomb you could
put down there?

Hermit crabs. You find an empty shell,
you crawl right in and make yourselves

home.

Kim, I'm in agony here. Your back hurts
that bad, huh? It's excruciating. This

is the only thing that helps.

Sorry. Maybe I overreacted. When I first
walked in, I just assumed you were

taking advantage.

I just heard you know a lot of steam
rooms out of eucalyptus.

Hey, Kim.

Listen, if you're going to get in the
hot tub with us, we got one rule.

What happens at the Weinstein's house?

stays at the Weinstein's house.

Hello, Don. I bet you've got a lot of
great stories about fishing.

Yep, yep, yep.

Feel like sharing any of them?

You know what a seven -inch auger is,
Rick?

No. Then no.

So it's a nice fishing pole.

Oh, yeah.

It's homemade.

You made it?

No. My grandfather.

He made it when he was a kid.

From a tree near the fishing creek.

He carved the whole thing out and then
he welded it on the pole.

Beautiful. No kidding. I bet he was
quite a fisherman.

He was the greatest.

He had trophies running up and down the
wall.

Ever since I was five years old, I
couldn't wait until he came and visited

every month. He would take me out to the
ice pond. He told me.

Sounds nice.

One day,

I think I, yeah, it was my birthday. I
just turned 16.

So he took me out fishing.

And we were packing up.

And suddenly he turns to me.

He says, Donnie, I want you to have
this.

And then he gave it to you.

I said, Grant, I can't take this.

He kept insisting, so I took it.

Two weeks later, he died in his sleep.

Wow.

I think he knew.

It was his way of making sure I
remembered him.

Hold this a second.

My back is still killing me.

Why don't you try lying on the floor?

Turn your head all the way to the right.

This isn't any better.

Yeah, I know, but can you see if that
earring I lost is under the couch?

My back is killing me, Christine.

I need that hot tub.

It's the only thing that works.

And I'm going over there with or without
you.

Well,

I guess I did promise in sickness and in
health.

Come on, boys. We're breaking into the
neighbor's house.

Isn't that wrong?

Was it wrong when you spilt your juice
the other day and didn't tell anyone

about it?

Yes. Okay, so stop judging Mommy and
Daddy. Grab your sweater.

But believe it or not, this started out
as me cleaning this thing.

You still think we should get you to a
doctor? Let me see if you're warming up

here. Touch me one more time, and you're
going to a doctor.

It was an accident, Don. I didn't mean
to knock you in the hole.

You ruined the whole trip.

Because of you, we only caught one
stupid fish. And that was only because

was... Trapped underneath a... It swam
into my pants.

Well, I don't know what to say. You've
got to be the worst fisherman I've ever

met. It's unbelievable.

You don't know how to function in a
man's world.

I knew this trip was going to be a
disaster.

I only came because I didn't want to
disappoint Kim and Christine. Well, you

think I wanted to come on this trip? Kim
had to beg me. And I only went along

with it because I was being nice. I
thought it might even help our

But no matter how hard I tried, you know
what I get in return? Nothing.

I never asked you for any favors. You've
always treated me like crap, and that's

never going to change. And you want to
know why? Because you're a jerk, Don.

That's right, a jerk. And I'm tired of
pretending that you're not. I spend all

this time worrying whether you like me
or not, when it doesn't matter whether

you like me or not, because I don't like
you.

You don't like me?

How can you say that?

How can I say that? Don, you make it
perfectly clear you don't like me.

So?

I don't like dogs. They still like me.

Well, I'm not a dog.

Geez.

I don't know what to say.

I know I got a rough exterior sometimes,
and sometimes I'm a little rough on

you, but I still think you respected me
and looked up to me.

Now you're saying you don't even like
me.

Are you crying?

No.

Yeah, sure.

I'm just reacting to the cold.

I can't believe it. You're crying.

Stop looking at me.

I didn't know that it meant that much to
you, that I didn't like you.

You do care about me. Of course I care
about you.

You're married to my daughter.

You're family, all right? You're like...
You're like my son.

That's nice.

Hey, Greg.

I ain't that easy to get along with. Oh,
neither am I.

You know what would feel good right now?

What?

A hug.

Come on.

Don. What?

What's going on down there?

Boy, what are you doing?

Oh, Jimmy showed me where to hide the
key.

Thought I'd give him a soak on.

Wait, the Weinsteins are coming back
tonight.

I just came by to make sure everything
was straight enough. You have to get out

of there.

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Uh -oh.

What?

My toe's stuck in the jet.

Get it out.

Oh, I can't. Oh, I'm cramping. My leg is
cramping.

Oh, my God.

Ow! All right, all right, hold on. Let
me see if I can get it loose.

What happens at the Weinstein's house
stays at the Weinstein's house.