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What are you doing?
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Dropping some hints. I want a golf
vacation for my birthday.
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Greg, that's not a very subtle hint. I
mean, you just kind of came right out
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told us.
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No, the hint's for Kim.
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Your hint will be two moving men showing
up and saying, time to go.
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Greg, don't you think you're getting a
little carried away with the hints?
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I got to do something. I can't take
another one of Kim's birthday gifts. I
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can't. Oh, come on, Greg. I mean, Kim
puts a lot of work into figuring out
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you want for your birthday. Yeah, and
that's what they end up being, a lot of
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work. Make your own pottery class, the
salsa dance lesson, the brew your own
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beer kit.
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That sounds like fun.
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Yeah, it's great. It's just great.
You're all hot and sweaty and dying for
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cold beer, and you think, hey, now might
be a good time to start the
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fermentation process.
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Come on, Greg. I mean, you can't blame
Kim for that. It was thoughtful. You
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beer. Yeah, I like beer. I like steak,
too. What is she going to get me for
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Christmas? A cow and a hammer?
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I'm not going to take any chances this
year. I love golf.
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I want to be playing golf on my
birthday, not standing next to a beehive
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my own honey.
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Hey, here she comes. Change her to the
golf chair.
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Wow, New Golf Digest has some amazing
golf weekends in here. You know where
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of them are? The greater San Diego area.
That's less than a three -hour drive
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from here, huh?
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Great, sweetie.
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Yeah, listen, why don't you go ahead and
put me down for two jars of honey?
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Watch out, Dave! You gotta wipe the kid
in love with you.
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Yeah, Dave! Say I got the poster for the
two.
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Yeah, Dave!
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If you love the best you can.
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Oh,
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hey, Kim. How long are you going to be
on the computer?
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Just a few minutes.
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Okay.
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What's a few? Like five, ten?
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I was thinking about using the computer
to play a little foul here.
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There's a deck of cards in the drawer.
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What are we, savages?
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Hang on a second. I've still got to find
my old neighbor's e -mail address.
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Wow, how'd you find all those things on
her?
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Well, when you type someone's name into
the Yahoo search engine, all kinds of
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things come up.
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Just by typing in the name?
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Mm -hmm.
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Does that mean if a guy in Maryland had
like six or 70 parking tickets...
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And I decided one day to say, ah, what
the hell, I'm moving to California, I'm
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not paying these.
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They could track down that person.
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Jimmy, no one's going to track you down
over parking tickets.
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What about defaulting on a student loan?
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You only went to college for one
semester.
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Yeah, I know, but you go through money
really fast when you don't have classes
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or homework filling up your day.
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Anyway, it's a great way to catch up on
old friends.
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Do me a favor.
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Type in Alex Jaffe.
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Alex Jaffe? Why do I know that name?
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Ah, she went to high school with us.
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That's the girl you used to date before
Christine.
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Oh, yeah. I guess that's her. Yeah.
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Just type in her name. Look her up.
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I'm not helping you look up old
girlfriends on the Internet.
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Look, look, it's no big deal, okay? We
dated for a while. We had a thing. She
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dumped me, whatever.
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Just wondering what she's up to.
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You just want to see if she's miserable.
I'm not helping you do that.
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Yes, you will. No, I won't. Yes, you
will. No, I won't. No, you won't.
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Jimmy, I'm not Elmer Fudd.
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Hey,
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Christine, I've got to ask you a favor.
Would you mind watching the kids for me
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this Saturday?
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Of course not. Why would I mind?
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Two kids, four kids, still only pushing
one VCR button.
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Great, thanks.
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Saturday? What are we doing Saturday?
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Come on, Greg. You know it's your
birthday.
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Getting up early and going for a little
drive.
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A little drive? Let's hope it's a long,
straight drive right down the middle.
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Yeah,
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it's going to be fun. I mean, it's going
to be fun for you. You're the one who's
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going to be doing it. I'm driving you to
San Diego.
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Did you hear that? San Diego. I bet you
she's taking me to Torrey Pines. Oh, my
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God, I think I did it. I think I'm going
to be finally playing golf on my
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birthday. Great. Now you can stop
leaving all those obnoxious golf hints
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over the house.
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Obnoxious? My hints were very low -key.
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You're pathetic.
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It's me, Jimmy Hughes.
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Listen, I ran across your email address
on the internet and thought it would be
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fun to say hello.
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I'm happily married and living in Los
Angeles where I work as a security
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Delete, delete, delete.
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Where I accepted a position at Radford
Studios, working with a lot of big
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Daddy. Hi.
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Jimmy, you know I don't care if you look
at porn. Just call me if you find
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something good.
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Anyway, I'd love to hear what you've
been doing since high school.
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Beth, Jimmy Hughes.
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Class of 86, rock.
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I got your email while I was online and
decided to instant message you. Are you
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still there?
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Good to hear from you.
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How have you been?
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Great. I'm also married and I also live
out here.
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We live not far from Los Angeles and
have a wonderful little boy.
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Oh, how nice.
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We have two little boys.
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That's so great.
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We'll have another one eventually, once
we get into a house.
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Nice. She's probably living in a trailer
park with her deadbeat husband.
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So, you don't live in a house?
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Unfortunately, right now we're homeless.
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Sweet.
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Our whole family is stuck at the Four
Seasons until the house my husband
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designed is built.
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Great. When our house is done, I'd love
for you to come up and see it.
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Great. And sometime you'll have to come
see ours.
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That's great.
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I can do it anytime in the next couple
weeks.
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What?
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I can do it anytime.
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When can I come see your house?
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Hey, Jimmy, I'm going to chip some balls
out in the back.
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Kim's taking me out of town Saturday.
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I think I'm going to be playing golf in
San Diego.
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You know what? Why don't you come by?
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This Saturday.
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Saturday sounds great. I want to bring
something.
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What's your favorite wine?
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Hey, Greg, what's a classy wine?
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Claude Dubois Merlot.
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C -L... You know what?
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Just surprise me.
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I'm so excited. Can I take the blindfold
off? Not quite yet.
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Okay, walk carefully through here, okay?
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Be careful, honey.
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Honey.
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Okay, we're here.
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Are you ready?
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Actually, I'm a little confused.
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I mean, I know we're at a golf course,
but it's like I hear all these people
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talking. Oh, my God, it's a tournament.
You sign me up for a pro -am, I'm going
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to be playing with the pros.
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Ta -da!
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Where the hell are we?
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Surprise! Happy birthday!
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This isn't Torrey Pines. I know, it's
SeaWorld.
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I signed you up for the Trainer for the
Day program. Isn't that great?
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But I thought I was playing golf.
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No, no, no, no, no. This is special. You
can play golf any day.
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That's true.
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Except today.
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Hey, Christine, what are you still doing
here?
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You said you were going to take the kids
to story time at the library from 2 to
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4 Saturday.
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Today.
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I did, but the library was closed today.
I don't know why.
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Well,
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why don't you go back and find out? I
bet that's an interesting story in
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What about taking the kids to Chuck E.
Cheese?
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Jimmy, say those words out loud. What
words?
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Did he say Chuck E. Cheese?
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No.
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There was some moldy cheddar in the
fridge, and your dad said we had to...
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Chuck the cheese.
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What is going on? Nothing.
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Jimmy, you know better than to say Chuck
E. Cheese in front of the kids.
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You said it. I heard you.
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No, no, I didn't. And if you keep
hearing things, I'm going to have to
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to the doctor for a shot.
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Hey,
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did you hear about the sale?
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What sale?
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Yeah, at that store. You love them all.
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What store?
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You know, Bed, Bath &... Candles Pottery
Gallery.
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Jimmy, what the hell is going on?
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All right, all right. I wanted you guys
out of the house because I got an old
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friend from high school coming over.
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Who?
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Alex.
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Alex Lombardi? The kid who got a DUI in
driver's ed class?
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No.
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It's got to be Alex Lombardi, because
the only other Alex we knew in high
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was Alex Jaffe.
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Alex Jaffe is coming here? Why?
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What happened? Did she call you?
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No, she didn't call me.
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You called her?
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No, I wouldn't call her.
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Tracked her down on the Internet.
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Nice, nice. You have to call Microsoft
tech support to plug in the keyboard,
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when it comes to finding ex
-girlfriends, you like to kick for more
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Look, I don't see what the big deal is.
I just want to track down an old friend
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from high school.
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Not an old friend. Do you mean old
girlfriend?
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Yes, an old girlfriend.
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You know, it's about like I have
feelings for her. Well, then why are you
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so weird?
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Because I lied.
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I told her that this was our house and
that I was really successful.
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She's the only girl who ever dumped me,
and I wanted...
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To make her think that I was a big shot
and then throw it in her face.
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Oh.
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She's your Todd Randall.
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Who's Todd Randall?
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Before you and I were dating, Todd
Randall dumped me.
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Why, what'd you do?
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Nothing.
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He was running for student council and
his parents were afraid I'd cost him
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votes.
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Well, he was nuts.
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Jimmy, they were all nuts. I mean, they
didn't know anything back then.
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They didn't know how we were going to
turn out.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. I should
just forget this whole stupid thing.
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what are you kidding?
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No, no, no, no. It's payback time.
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And I am going to help you. You and I
are going to make this house look like
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it's ours.
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Really? Yep.
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And when that Alex Jaffe shows up on
this doorstep, she's going to see that
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is at the home of a man who is a
successful, hardworking, intelligent
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and husband.
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If any luck, she'll never find out that
that man is Greg.
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My name is Taylor, and I'm one of the
head trainers here at SeaWorld. And
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you'll learn what it takes to be a
trainer.
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Now, a good trainer will always make
sure that each animal's diet has been
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properly prepared and kept well iced.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have any gloves?
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Just a little too much. Um, I think
there might be some latex gloves in the
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back. Actually, I'm allergic to latex.
Oh.
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Well, you know what?
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A good trainer would be able to tough it
out. Yeah, well, a really good trainer
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would be able to teach a fish to jump
into the dolphin's mouth.
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I had a great time.
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Hey,
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this isn't as bad as I thought.
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Yeah. Did you ever think that we would
be all dressed up and the proud owners
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this house?
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Not without a room full of flowers and
two cups of ashes on the mantel.
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You know what? I think this is actually
going to work.
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Dominic and Logan are getting dressed,
and Sam and Emily are out in the guest
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house watching cartoons.
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Oh, man, I cannot wait to see the look
on Alex's face when she comes in.
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You guys look great.
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Now, what are you going to say when you
meet Alex?
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I'd love to stay and chat, but we'd be
remiss if we didn't go off to practice
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our French.
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Au revoir!
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Now's the part of the day I'm sure
everyone's been waiting for. Let's go
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and get in the pool so you can all
interact with the dolphins.
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Okay.
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Excuse me, have any of these dolphins
ever bitten anyone?
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Oh, no, no, no. Although they are wild
animals, these guys here love
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with humans.
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Well, what about ramming you with their
heads? Because I'm pretty sure I saw
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Flipper do that once to a bank robber.
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Sir, I assure you, this is perfectly
safe. I even brought my 90 -year -old
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grandmother down here, and she swam in
the pool.
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Yeah, but at her age, what has she got
to lose?
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Sir, I assure you, these dolphins are no
more dangerous than...
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than playful golden retrievers. But I'll
have you know I was once bitten by a
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playful golden retriever. Thanks for
dredging up that painful memory on this
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most awful day. Good day, ma 'am.
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Is
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she
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here?
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No, not yet.
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Jimmy, she was supposed to be here like
three hours ago.
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Well, it's just Alex.
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I mean, Alex is always late. I mean,
she's, you know, late for our first
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She's late for the homecoming dance.
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I remember one time I was terrified she
was two weeks late for...
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She was late a lot.
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Jimmy, I don't think she's coming.
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I can't believe this. She stood me up
again.
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It's like the one chance I have to rub
it in her face what a stupid idiot she
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was for dumping me, and she doesn't even
have the common decency to show up.
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Well, don't just give up.
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Christine, if you're going to rub
something in somebody's face, you need
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face.
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No, you don't, because you have her e
-mail address, and we could grab Greg's
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digital camera and send her pictures of
how nice everything looks.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, you're right.
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We need to do something more than the
house.
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Oh, we could use Kim's Photoshop program
and we could doctor up some photos. We
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could make it look like you have
courtside seats to the Lakers.
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Oh, my God, Jimmy.
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I could digitally take out Laura Flynn
Boyle, which, you know, shouldn't take
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long because, you know.
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And I can make it look like Jack
Nicholson has his hand on your knee.
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You know what?
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I don't need to say anything to Alex
Jaffe.
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Because I have one.
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I am married to the most beautiful,
supportive, pathological liar a man
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hope for.
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Thanks, honey.
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I'm a lucky guy. I can't believe you'd
be willing to do all that just to make
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old girlfriend feel like crap for me.
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I was even ready to use the phrase
multiple orgasm.
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You'd do that for me?
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Actually, I was hoping that after
everything I did for you today, that you
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do that for me.
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Frank, what's going on?
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Oh, I just, I think the sun got me a
little tired. I think I'm just going to
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pass on the rest of the day.
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No, you can't. This is the best part.
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The whole reason I signed you up for
this is because I thought you'd love
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swimming with a dolphin.
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Why?
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Why would you think that I would want to
swim with a dolphin?
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It's a unique opportunity.
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Why do you give me all these crazy
gifts?
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What are you talking about? What crazy
gifts? Your gifts, Kim. There's always
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some crazy activity that involves more
work than fun.
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I'm sorry you never liked any of my
gifts.
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But, you know, maybe the problem isn't
my gifts. Maybe the problem is you.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Did you see those other people out
there? They were having a great time.
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Yeah, yeah, because they probably wanted
to be there.
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They didn't know that. They'd never done
it before.
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They tried it with an open mind.
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You never even gave it a chance.
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You know, you never used to be like
this. You used to try new things all the
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time.
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But whatever. If you want to be an old
grouch, be an old grouch.
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I'm sick of trying.
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Because whenever I try to give you a new
experience, you get exactly what you
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put into it.
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Nothing.
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Wait a minute. You're right. I mean,
you're absolutely right.
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Maybe I am turning into an old grouch. I
mean, I probably would have enjoyed it
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if I was younger.
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I don't know what's wrong with me.
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I'm sorry.
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I really am. I'm sorry.
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I just want you to have fun.
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I know.
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Excuse me. Where are you going?
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Greg Warner is going to go swim with the
dolphins.
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Okay, now that you've got a chance to
swim with some of our dolphins, we're
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going to give you a special treat.
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I'm going to give Nitro and Turbo some
signal and send them through their show
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routine. Wait till you see what these
guys can do.
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Look out, dolphins. I'm ready to have
some fun.
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Whoa, whoa.
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I'm messing around with Kim's Photoshop
program.
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Jimmy, I thought you didn't care about
impressing Alex anymore.
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No, these aren't for Alex. These are for
my high school guidance counselor who
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said I'd never amount to anything. Check
it out.
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