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Hey. Are those my blue corn chips?
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Yep.
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But I hid those in the laundry room.
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Yeah, they were in the cupboard behind
all the detergents and stuff.
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What made you look in there?
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Just had a feeling.
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I'm sick of this. You sleep in my house,
you eat my food. Oh, come on. Look,
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I've never done anything for you. What
have you ever done for me?
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Nothing. Forget it. Yeah, just like I
thought.
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From now on, stop using my stuff.
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You wouldn't even be married to your
wife if it wasn't for me.
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What? You heard me.
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What are you talking about?
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I can't tell you. Why not?
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I swore to Kim I wouldn't. Yeah, but you
also swore to Kim that you didn't eat
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the top of our wedding cake out of the
freezer, which I would have believed
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until I heard you screaming in the
bathroom while you were passing the
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Sit down.
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Let me tell you a little story.
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What if they put cheese in the crust?
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What? You know, so when you bite into
the crust, there's cheese in there. They
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could stuff it in there. Well, how are
they going to stuff it in there? With,
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like, a stick?
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That's stupid, anyway. Crust is crust.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Guy can dream, though.
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Hey, Christine.
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Still the hottest waitress down at the
Howard Johnsons?
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Well, I hope so. Everyone else is over
60.
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I think I'm the only one who wasn't
actually hired by Howard Johnson.
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Hey, Christine.
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How's your sister?
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You've got her number at college. Call
her.
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I'm not going to call her.
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She wants to know what I'm doing.
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She can call me.
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Seriously, when's she coming to visit,
though?
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Maybe Christmas.
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I've got to deliver this pizza. It's
going to be late.
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Oh, yeah. Mine, too. We'd better get
going so we can avoid the Noid.
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Hey, I sit in the car for eight hours
delivering pizza. I'm just trying to
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the roid.
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Um, Kim called today, and, uh, she's
going to Holliday's concert this
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and she wanted to know if she could stay
here, and I said it was fine.
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Why didn't you just tell Brian?
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Because she's bringing a guy with her.
Oh, man, Brian is going to flip. No,
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not, because you're not going to tell
him.
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Christine, she's one of my best friends,
and he keeps asking about her. Well,
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then he shouldn't have said this to the
other people when she went away to
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college. Oh, come on. He didn't really
mean that. He only said that because
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girl from the cherry pie video was
showing up at the boat show. He wanted
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keep his options open.
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Who was this guy she's bringing anyway?
I don't know. Some guy she just started
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seeing. She says I met him at a frat
party, but I don't remember.
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It must have been sometime after they
wheeled in that machine that made the
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tequila snow cone.
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Why can't they stay at a Motel 6?
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Because, Jimmy, they're in college. They
don't have any money.
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Oh, great.
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So I'm going to have this guy here all
weekend mooching off me, sitting on my
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couch, eating all my food.
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There's got to be a way to get cheese in
here.
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You're giving them our electric...
Blanket? Our room is freezing at night.
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worry, honey. We'll keep each other
warm.
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Oh, yeah, like you're going to want to
do anything with your sister out here.
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You'll be embarrassed about them hearing
all the screaming and moaning.
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Well, if you'd promised to keep it down.
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I can't. I've tried.
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You better be nice to this guy.
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Why? I want Kim and Brian to be
together.
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It's not about what you want. It's about
what Kim wants.
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Well, no, no. You two are sisters, okay?
And I'm going to be stuck hanging out
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with whoever she ends up with.
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Jimmy, you're going to see the guy once
in a while at holidays, all right?
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I mean, it's not like we're all going to
move in together.
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Okay,
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listen, I just fixed the toilet seat, so
don't stand up too fast. You might lose
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a little cheek on the duct tape.
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Oh, where's Greg?
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Oh, he's parking the car.
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I don't know what she's doing.
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Okay, Greg can't possibly be better than
Brian. Brian is good -looking, he's
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cool, he's got the fastest IROG Z in
town.
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I mean, you don't know this guy, okay? I
mean, Greg could be good -looking and
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cool, too.
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Hey, you must be Gigi and Christine. I'm
Greg.
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Well, maybe he has a hot car.
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Hey, you think my mom's little car is
hot safe out front?
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Christine, thanks for having us.
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I can't believe you guys moved out of
Mom and Dad's basement. I thought you
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a maid there.
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Oh, yeah, I came with a free meal every
night, but it also came with questions
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from your dad like, Hey, what do you
like better, Jimmy, the potatoes or
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sex with my unmarried daughter?
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You know, Jimmy, he had to think about
it.
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Hey, you cover your body in bacon bits
and sour cream, maybe I wouldn't have to
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think so hard.
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Hey, I'm going to go look out your back
window. If anything happens to my mom's
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la car, it will be my la butt.
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Hi, Ken.
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Brian, what are you doing here?
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I came to see you. You said you were
going to keep your mouth shut. Well, I
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didn't have to say anything, okay? Brian
and I, we have been close for so long,
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we're like those psychic twins you hear
about.
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It's like, you know, the other one gets
hurt, the other one feels the pain.
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Idiot.
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Ow.
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See?
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Brian, I can't do this right now. You
have to leave. I'm here with... I'm here
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with a friend. A friend, huh?
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Is your friend a girl?
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Almost.
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Ow.
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It's a guy, okay? I'm here with a guy.
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Yeah, I know. Jimmy told me. He said
you're here with some geek.
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He's not a geek.
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Hey, do you guys have an iron? I'm going
to press our Hall & Oates t -shirts. I
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think we have a better chance of Daryl
Hall pointing at us if we look crisp.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hey. Uh, Greg, this is Brian.
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He's a friend of Jimmy's. Oh, nice to
meet you, Greg. I'm Kim's boyfriend.
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Oh, boyfriend, huh? Really?
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Well, Kim didn't tell me she had a
boyfriend.
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Uh, come on, Greg. I'll get you that
iron.
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Um, just out of curiosity, have you ever
shimmied down a drain pipe from a
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second -story window?
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Your boyfriend?
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We've only been seeing each other for a
couple of weeks. He's not my boyfriend.
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What do you care anyway?
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You were the one who said you wanted to
see other people.
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Yeah, but I've changed my mind.
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I want it back the way it was.
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You know, hanging out at the mall, going
out to dinner, dry -hubbing under your
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parents' ping -pong table.
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Brian, please just leave.
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If you really care about me, you leave
me alone this weekend. We can talk about
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this when I come home for Christmas.
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My mother just gave me a message. I
hurried over in case she needed help
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this guy's ass.
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Trust me, I'm not going to need your
help.
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In fact, to make it fair, I might let
you help him.
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Nobody's fighting anybody, okay?
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Listen, Brian, you've got to think about
this, okay? If you beat this guy up,
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Kim's going to hate you for it. She'll
never get back together with you.
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Well, what the hell am I supposed to do,
Jimmy? She won't even talk to me until
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Christmas. Oh, man, that's too long.
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She'll definitely be unwrapping his
package before Christmas.
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Shut up. You shut up. You shut up. You
shut up.
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Truce? Right.
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Listen, guys, let me just take care of
this, okay? I'll talk to the guy. See if
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I can't scare him off.
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I don't know. What would you say to him?
I don't know.
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Something.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Okay, listen, let me just take care of
this, okay? You guys get out of here.
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Come on, I'll tell my mom you're coming
over for dinner.
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Yeah, I already told her when I saw her
last night.
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Dude, that's a little harsh.
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You kidding?
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I wish it were true. If I could marry
her off, I'd get the whole couch to
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myself.
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They messed up our phone order, so the
buffalo wings are going to be a few more
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minutes. You didn't get spicy, did you?
Yeah, you want me to change it to mild?
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No, it's okay. If they're too hot, I'll
just rinse mine off in a colander.
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So, you and Kim, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, me and Kim.
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You guys serious?
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We've made out three times.
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Really? Yeah, and this morning when I
was helping her put on her seatbelt, The
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back of my hand accidentally brushed up
against her boobies.
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Accidentally? Hey, that's my story, and
I'm sticking to it.
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Well, good for you, man.
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I gotta tell you, I'm kind of surprised
you got a girlfriend.
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You're surprised? You should talk to my
mother. She's so excited she sent out
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our family Christmas letter in October.
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No, no, no. I meant that, you know, I
heard that UVA is such a big party
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I just, I don't know why anyone would
want to get tied down there. Oh, this is
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my first real girlfriend.
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I don't want to mess that up. You've
never had a girlfriend?
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No, not even in high school.
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I mean, it's not easy being 17 and
allergic to strawberry lip smacker.
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Wow. Never had a girlfriend. Wow.
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I think that explains why Kim chose you.
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What do you mean?
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Well, Kim left for college on kind of a
mission.
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She wants kids.
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Really? Yeah.
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She wants kids bad.
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I mean, she's always talking about how
she wants to find some desperate,
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unsuspecting guy, get married as soon as
possible, and then just start having
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kids.
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She's looking for a sperm donor with a
future.
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Really? I mean, that does explain a lot.
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She probably picked me because she knew
I'd hop at the chance to go out with a
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pretty girl and basically do anything
she wants me to.
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Exactly. I don't believe this.
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This is great.
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Look, I don't think you're thinking this
through, okay? With a wife and kids,
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you don't have time for anything else.
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Yeah, but I'll have this great family.
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What else is there?
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What else is there?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Jimmy, when I get back to your
place, do you think I can use the phone?
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Sure. Good, because I'm going to use my
call mom quarter on the jukebox.
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You guys do one.
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I told you, I got a plan.
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Well, how's it going?
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Oh, not so great. I made up a bunch of
stuff about Kim wanting to have a kid
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get married, and it seems to have had
the opposite effect on her.
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What an idiot, man. Who wants to be
strapped down with a bunch of knot
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brats?
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I don't know, a guy's like a chick or
something.
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I know how to fix this.
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You tell them that Kim likes to be
slapped around a little.
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What? Trust me, he does it once and
it'll be history. Yeah, but first he'll
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to hit Kim.
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If you want to make an omelet, you've
got to break a couple of eggs.
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How about I break your eggs?
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Jim, you sure you can handle this?
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Trust me, Brian, okay, nobody wants to
see you with Kim more than I do, but
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Greg guy is so annoying.
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He's constantly singing the wrong words
to every song on the radio.
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Like in The Land Down Under, he thinks
they're saying Vegemite Sandwich, and
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very clearly they're saying Dynamite
Sumbitch.
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All right, listen, I'll take care of
this. I've just got to go to the
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first. We'll be right back.
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Man. I don't want to lose Kim to this
guy. I'm going in. Sweet. Are we kicking
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his ass? No, no. I'm just going to talk
to him.
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And Jimmy likes Kim too much to say
something bad about her, so I'm going to
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step it up a notch.
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I'm not going to get physical yet.
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I'm going to save that for your mom
tonight.
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Quit teasing me and deliver on that
already.
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Greg, right?
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Yeah, you're Jimmy's friend, right?
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Uh, Brian.
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Yeah, Jimmy just went to the bathroom.
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Oh.
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Kim's a slut.
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Excuse me? Yeah, I thought you just
might want to know that Kim's a slut.
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What is Brian doing?
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He said he was going to take care of it
himself.
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Relax, relax.
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He's just talking.
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That's a lie.
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No, it isn't.
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Take it back.
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No, I'm not taking it back, okay? She is
a tramp.
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You should probably stay away from her.
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Take it back.
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Uh, dude?
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You better sit down.
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You... You better take it back.
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Uh, seriously.
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Please sit down. I mean, I don't want to
do this.
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Take it back.
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No. And come on. I mean, really.
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Sit down.
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What are you going to do?
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Come on, man, let's go. No.
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Take it back.
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No, man, just get out of here. I don't
want to fight you, okay? I just want to
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warn you about your slutty little
girlfriend.
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Take it back.
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No.
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Come on, Greg, that's enough. Let's get
out of here, okay? Get off me and stay
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out of this or I'll take care of you
next.
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Okay, whatever, man.
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Please, man, I don't want to do this.
Stop trying to hit me.
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Take it back.
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No, you know, I'm just trying to help
you out. You don't want to date a girl
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like Kim. She's trash.
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What is wrong with you?
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Take it back.
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Sorry, buddy.
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She's a slut.
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At least he gave up after I hurt him.
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In a way, I guess you could say that I
won the fight.
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Yeah, I guess.
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I just hope that's the last fight I win
because somebody broke their toe on my
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chin.
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Look, if you don't mind, I'd rather not
tell Kim what happened.
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Why not?
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She'll think I'm stupid for not just
walking away.
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Maybe we should say that... I got mugged
when you went in to get food.
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All right, fine. I just couldn't believe
that guy kept calling her a slut over
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and over, and he wouldn't take it back.
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She's not a slut, is she?
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God, what happened?
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He got jumped outside Duncan's. Three
guys. There were three guys.
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Skinheads.
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They had a pit bull.
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Did they rob you?
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00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:42,750
Well, one of them had my wallet for a
second, but I was able to push him down
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before he got the Velcro open.
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We should clean those cuts.
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I'm fine.
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Come to the bathroom. I'll put some
Bactine on your face.
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00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,670
Well, if it'll make you girls feel
better.
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00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:56,290
But I'm fine. I mean, it's not like I've
never been in a fight before.
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It's gonna sting, isn't it?
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Kim, he'll be okay.
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I know, I know.
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Now, I was actually thinking about
Brian.
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Really?
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Jimmy, I don't know what to do.
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I mean, I thought Brian and I were over,
and now he just shows up?
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Look, I don't want to tell you what to
do, but, you know, I always thought you
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and Brian belonged together.
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I just, I don't know if Brian wants the
same things out of life that I do.
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At some point, I want to settle down,
get married, have kids.
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I don't want to make somebody do those
things with me. I want them to want to
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those things with me.
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But maybe Brian will change.
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Or maybe I'm just setting my sights too
high.
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Maybe that's just the way all guys are.
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Having a family is really important to
you, huh?
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What else is there?
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That son of a bitch.
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00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,400
What? Him.
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00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,720
Greg.
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He's perfect for you.
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00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,300
Greg?
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00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:09,740
I mean, I like him, but we've only been
dating a couple of weeks. I hardly even
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00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,920
know him yet. I do.
329
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,380
You know this guy?
330
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He's not my type, but he's exactly what
you're looking for. You should give him
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00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,499
a chance.
332
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,120
Well, he seems nice, but all guys are
nice at the beginning of a relationship.
333
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,820
Now, when the going gets a little rough,
that's when you have to wonder if
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00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,680
they're going to hang in there or
they're going to just run away.
335
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:32,300
Trust me. When it comes to you, this guy
isn't going to run away from anything.
336
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:35,820
Thanks, Jimmy.
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00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,040
I'll think about it.
338
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,300
Hey, and thanks for letting us crash
here this weekend.
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00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,040
If I ever have my own house and you need
a place to stay for the night, you are
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always welcome.
341
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,660
Thanks for saying that, but I don't
really like staying in other people's
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houses. You know, I just, uh... I just
don't feel comfortable.
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What's wrong with you?
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00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,350
I'm still thinking about that guy,
Brian.
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00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:05,870
I mean, I know he was lying and all, but
he still never did take back what he
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said about Kim.
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00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,250
Greg, it was 14 years ago, man. Let it
go.
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If only I could, Jimmy.
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00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,070
If only I could.
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Now you are ready.
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Gregory's out.
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What? Take it back.
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00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,560
No!
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00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,160
Can
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00:20:53,160 --> 00:21:05,220
I
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help you, sir?
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00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,960
Ice, please.
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