All language subtitles for yes_dear_s03e19_march_madness

Is that the scrapbook for Grandma's
birthday?

Yeah. Eighty years of memories here.

She's not smiling in any of these.

Why is it in all these old pictures that
women always look so miserable?

You would, too, if your feminine hygiene
products were made out of burlap.

Big news, Sammy. Your daddy's so
important to his studio that he may be

a VIP ticket to the NCAA Final Four in
New Orleans.

Wow, March Madness. Cool.

That's really great, Greg.

Oh, man, you know, you execs get all the
perks.

That's what sucks about being a security
guard. There's so many people above

you.

Well, don't lose hope, Jimmy. I mean, a
giant meteor could plummet from space,

hit the studio, and wipe out most of
your co -workers.

Let's just hope it happens before March.

When is it?

April 5th through the 7th.

It's New Orleans, Muggy. I better bring
hair gel.

Greg, April 7th is Grandma Nan's
birthday.

It is?

Yeah. Her 80th. It's a big one.

Wow.

What are you, saying I should take her
to the game? Because the super don't

a lot of stairs to come.

Greg, we're having a huge party here,
remember?

My whole family's on a bus tour down the
West Coast.

My mom, Aunt Millie, Uncle Howard, Uncle
Doug, I told you this months ago.

Looks like I have a decision to make.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess you do.

Big game.

Yeah.

Yeah. Big birthday.

Might be the last chance I ever get to
go to the Final Four, though.

Might be the last chance we ever get to
see my grandma.

Yep. A lot of food for thought.

Look, Craig, let's not play games here.

You know I would like you to be at the
party, but I want you to do what you

think you should do.

I'm not going to tell you what to do.

Okay, great. Thank you.

I'll think about it.

Hey, guys, check it out.

Meteor showers all week.

I'll be on the short list by Thursday.

Hi, honey.

Hey.

You're in a faith band?

Yeah. Don't act so surprised. I like to
keep up on politics.

Uh -huh.

Sarah, anything you want to tell me
before I hit the last channel button on

remote?

I think Kim's been watching scrambled
porn. Oh.

Hey, what's up? Did you get the ticket?
Not the ticket.

Two tickets.

Oh, well, you know, I've been watching
the Final Four on TV ever since I was a

kid, so, um, you think about who you
might want to take to the game with you?

Don't worry, Jimmy, I'm taking you. That
way I won't be the only one missing

Grandma Nan's birthday party. Oh, man,
thank you, dude.

Whoa, wait a minute. That's when this
is?

During Grandma's party?

Yeah. Jimmy, you can't miss that.

Why not?

Because, Jimmy, this is my family. I
mean, is the final four more important

our relationship?

Is it more important than my emotional
needs? Is it more important than I am?

If it wasn't in New Orleans... You know
what? Just go, you selfish jerk.

Hey, come on. I'll bring you back a T
-shirt.

That wasn't that bad.

Oh, um, by the way, Jimmy, you think
March is mad? Wait till you haven't had

till September.

She'll never make it.

Listen, I hope you have better luck with
Kim.

It shouldn't be that bad. We've already
talked about it. Talked about what?

Well, Kim, I've given this a lot of
thought, and I've weighed everything

talked about, and I've decided that I'm
going to go to the game.

Why don't you think about it some more?

I don't have to think about it some
more. I got the two tickets from

and I've decided that I'm taking Jimmy.

I can't believe you're going.

I can't believe you don't think it's
important to be here for the party, to

Nan open her gifts.

We're going to take a big family
picture. It's going to be on the last

the scrapbook. Everyone's going to be in
it, including you.

You said this was my decision.

Yeah, I said that because I didn't want
to be a bossy wife.

Well, I'm sorry. It's too late. I've got
the tickets, and I'm going.

Fine.

Way to stand up to it, Greg.

I know. It feels great.

I haven't done that in a long time.

It's almost like I can feel the
testosterone rushing through my veins.

I'm going to need to burn some of this
off.

Have you seen my roller skates?

Morning.

Listen, would you mind signing my
grandmother's birthday card?

No problem.

You know, could you write a little note?
You know, happy birthday.

Maybe explain why you're not going to be
at the party because it's some big

basketball game.

So this is it, huh?

From now on to the game, you're just
going to keep pecking away with your

passive -aggressive comments.

Rick, I'm just saying, the woman is 80
years old. She doesn't know a lot about

sports.

Someone needs to explain to her why you
feel a basketball game is more important

than your family.

Peck.

Fine, I'll do it. I'll write something.

Not like you're going to be here to see
what effect it has on her anyway.

Peck.

Greg, I'm just trying to get ready for
the party. There's a lot to do,

especially since I won't have your help.

You know what?

I'm going to build a little perch right
here.

Yeah. Right there. That way you can dig
in your little bird feet and get a

little leverage when you pat, pat, pat,
pat.

Fine. I won't say anything.

Well, good, because it's not going to
work, okay? You tried your little

-aggressive game and you lost. I'm going
to New Orleans and I'm not going to

feel guilty.

All right, I'm staying.

Bravo, bravo, you did it.

Did what?

You did it. You've ruined it for me.
You've managed to make me feel guilty

suck every bit of joy I would have
gotten out of going to the game. Now,

I go, all I'm going to be thinking about
is that you're mad. It's not worth it,

Kim. Congratulations.

But you don't have to say it like that.

How would you like me to say it?

You could just say thank you.

What?

You could thank me for helping you to
understand that family is more important

than some basketball game.

Even if it is the Fantastic Four.

Final Four, Kim. It's the Final Four.
It's not the Human Torch versus

Girl.

What's that?

No, Jimmy.

I'm not going to the Final Four. You can
have my ticket. Take Billy or

something. Oh, Greg, I'm sorry to hear
that, ma 'am.

Greg, this is kind of awkward, but the
hotel is on your credit card.

It's fine, Jimmy. Don't worry about it.
Thanks, man. That's really nice of you.

Now, would that help yourself to the
minibar to worry about it? Get out!

Hey. Hey.

What's that?

That's Grandma's gift.

It's got our watch.

Wow, that's really nice.

Isn't that the one you wanted from the
Sundance catalog?

Yeah, but I'll get it back from her
eventually.

Let's face it, this thing will be
ticking a lot longer than she will.

Hello?

loved you girls more.

Ow, Tom, easy.

Sorry, but you're the first people under
70 I've seen in a week.

Tour of the continent? More like tour of
the incontinent.

Grandma Nan, it is so good to see you.

It's my birthday.

I know.

Happy birthday.

Do you have wine?

I'm already on it, Nan.

Oh, it's so great to have everyone here
on Millie. Good to see you.

Oh, have you lost weight?

A couple of pounds.

They took out my golf ladder.

Good for you.

You look well.

Thank you. But you just look beautiful.

And you know, when I was your age, I
looked just like you.

Well, there's a little peek into my
future.

And who's this?

Oh, uh, this is Gert. We don't know her
last name. We met around the bus and

felt sorry for her because she doesn't
have any friends.

We felt sorry for you, didn't we, Gert?

You think she's half -dead, but at lunch
she ate a whole chicken.

Ginny, I thought your uncles were coming
over today.

Oh, no, no. They're back at the Ramada.
There's some big basketball game on, and

they didn't want any distractions.

Really? Interesting.

Kim, hear that?

Well, my husband wanted to watch the
basketball game, too. He loves

But, hey, he loves his family even more.

Oh.

You know, I've always said that you're
special.

It means a lot to me that you're here.

Well, I'm awfully glad to be here.

I always loved you best, Jimmy.

Um, Grandma, that's... Greg.

Greg who?

I can't believe we're going to see the
Final Four in person.

Yeah. You know, I could have played
college basketball myself if I just had

little more longitude and a little less
latitude.

Hey, check it out. Jim Nance.

Well, I must be here doing the Final
Four.

Hey, hey, Jim Nance.

What's up, boys? What's up, man? How are
you? All right, we're at the big dance

with Jim Nance.

Hey, man, can we buy you a beer?

Thanks. I got to call the game tonight.
Are you guys going?

Oh, yeah, we're pumped.

Yeah, man, two best teams in college
hoops. They're going to be brawling and

gnawing.

Brawling and gnawing.

Yeah. I like that. Oh, thanks. Good
stuff.

Think the game's going to be a good one?

It should be. The way both these two
teams rebound, Jim, I'm telling you,

hit the boards harder than Greg
Louganis' head.

You know what the harder part is,
though, is that they get a whole day off

in New Orleans. I mean, there's going to
be a ton of distractions, and I just

hope these kids know that they're not
playing for beads on Bourbon Street.

They're playing for all the marbles.
You're an idiot.

Distractions are good. These kids need
that wine.

Once that tournament starts, they're
under more pressure than Rick Majerus'

belt.

Nice. I like that. Low percenter, but I
think the true fans will get that one.

Hey, hey, what you writing down over
there? Just working on some pregame

Greg Louganis' head. I said that.

Hey, what are you, copying us?

Maybe just a little bit. You know,
sportscasters today, they think they're

-up comics, you know. Everybody's got to
employ a little humor in their

broadcast. It used to be enough just to
try to call the game, but with the short

attention spans and all... You know what
I mean.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Hey, listen, you guys are funny, and I
like what you just said. Do you mind if

maybe stole that and use that on the
broadcast tonight?

Are you kidding? On the air? Yes. Oh,
we'd be honored. Yeah, man, it's just

bad we're not going to be able to watch
the game on TV.

How about you come to the game with me?
You sit on the CBS set in the Superdome.

I'll take good care of you. Best seats
in the house.

Do I have time to finish my gumbo? Don't
worry about the gumbo. We've got the

buffet of all buffets.

As you might say, we have more shrimps
than a team full of short guys.

Don't worry, we're going to get you
through this.

So, both of you really used to be my
height, huh?

I think I was a little taller.

All right, ladies, a bag of ice and a
pack of cigarettes for Gert.

I would caution you on the health risk,
but I think the cows left the barn on

that one.

Thanks for going to the store, Greg.
You're welcome. You missed the picture.

What? I thought you said it was so
important for me to be here for the

I'm sorry. I tried.

But it's like dealing with infants. You
have a very short window of opportunity

where everyone is awake and dry.

Don't worry.

There's enough pictures of you in the
scrapbook.

You opened the scrapbook? We opened all
the presents.

Now, who wants seconds on cake?

I do.

Come on. Come on.

I can't believe you took the picture
without me. I'm sorry.

This is just great.

I mean, you took the picture, you opened
the gifts, you had cake without me.

Pretty much everything that I stayed
home to see, you did without me. I'm

I didn't know it was going to work out
this way.

Well, it's a good thing that I didn't go
to New Orleans. A championship

basketball game can only last for a few
hours, but the memory of going out and

buying ice, that'll last a lifetime.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I can't believe this. I just can't
believe this. If she thinks she can just

she's sorry and walk out of here... Hey,
hey, hey. Why don't you just sit back,

relax, and enjoy the situation you're
in? Oh, yeah, this is a great situation.

If I'm lucky, maybe later Gert will give
me a table dance.

Greg, you're fighting a battle you've
already won.

Look, I didn't really care if Jimmy went
to the basketball game, but I acted mad

so he would feel guilty and then I could
hold it over his head for a while.

Really? Yeah.

Just like Kim used guilt to make you
stay here. But see, now that she

she made you miss the greatest weekend
of your life for nothing... The guilt is

on the other foot. Exactly.

If I were you, I'd milk this for all
it's worth.

Here, Craig, I got you a piece of cake.

It's a corner piece like you like. Oh,
thanks.

Weren't there any more pieces with the
little flowers on them?

Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. We ate them all.
Hey, you want me to make you brownies?

like brownies?

I guess.

Oh, hey, what are you doing? Turn on the
game.

Isn't there like an hour and a half of
pregame stuff? You don't want to miss

that.

How far do you think I can take this?
Who knows?

Kim?

Honey, the remote. You left it on the
table.

Sorry.

Enjoy.

You're a genius.

Do you like ice cream on your brownies?
Sure.

Yeah.

This is Jim Nance at the Big Dance,
where in just a moment, the top two

will be brawling in New Orleans.

Ha -ha!

Brawling in New Orleans.

We'll be back with a detailed look at
tonight's starting lineups on CBS in

a moment.

And we're clear.

Trying to make you proud, guys. Was that
okay?

Oh, yeah.

Our stuff sounds a lot better coming out
of your mouth. Yeah, when it comes out

of Billy's mouth, it's usually
accompanied by bits of hot dog. Oh, I

not kidding.

I hope you're enjoying yourself.

Oh, man, are you kidding me? These VIP
passes are great. It's like nobody

charges us for anything. They're like a
golden ticket. We're like that kid in

Willy Wonka. Yeah, but instead of
learning solemn lessons on restraint and

accountability, we're just getting
hammered.

Hey, I'm going back on here in about a
minute. Is there anything else maybe you

have? Yeah, we wrote a bunch of them
down.

You guys have been unbelievable.

I mean, you've made my night here.

Thank you. How about after we get
finished with the broadcast, you come

to the CBS party?

It's the least I can do.

Oh, man.

We'd love to, but we can't. We've got to
catch a flight back to L .A. Don't

worry about a flight to L .A. You go
with me. I've got a plane. You go with

to L .A. tomorrow.

I insist. It's the least I can do.
Seriously?

Absolutely. It's done. Yes! It's done.
Cheers!

How great is this?

Isn't this incredible?

Yeah, well, not really. I always thought
I had a shot at being a sports

announcer.

You're kidding, right?

What? Why couldn't I be on TV?

Well, Billy, I mean, you do know a lot
about sports, but, you know, you always

kind of had a problem with the letter S.

Letter S? That's stupid.

How could you say something so silly?

Silly.

Silly.

Oh, geez, this sucks.

And in three, two...

And welcome back to the National
Championship game. We've got a good one

up from the Mardi Gras City where
they're playing for all the marbles, not

beads, on Bourbon Street.

That's right. This game is going to be
hotter than Charles Barkley's thighs

after 30 minutes on the treadmill.

Ah, Jim Nance is on fire today, huh?

Man, what a great trip.

Listen, when we get home, let's just not
talk about how great it was. Why?

Because Christine's going to hold this
over my head as it is. The better time

she thinks I had, the more she's going
to think I owe her. Okay, well, we

hide our VIP passes and that glass we
got at the CBS party. Oh, and I got some

leftover shrimps.

Some what?

Some shrimps.

Some what?

Shrimps, shrimps, shrimps.

Did Jimmy get in last night?

He called to say that he was taking a
later flight this morning. Really?

Well, I guess when you're in a fantastic
city like New Orleans, you want to stay

as long as possible.

But of course, I'm just guessing.

I can't, Greg. I'm so sorry.

It's all right, Kim. I mean, yes, I did
miss the greatest weekend of my life for

nothing, but let's not dwell on it.

Let's call it a day.

Hey,

guys. Hey!

Let's hear it. Tell us about your great
trip. We want to hear it all. Don't

leave out one fantastic detail.

Yeah, Jimmy. Tell me what a good time
you had.

Actually, it was horrible.

Horrible? The worst.

Really?

But your hotel was on Bourbon Street.
That must have been amazing. No, it was

zoo. Okay, when we got there, our rooms
weren't ready.

Okay, they lost our luggage. Everything
that could have gone wrong went wrong.

It was so crowded, you couldn't move.

Interesting. But the game, the game,
hey, hey, the game, that must have been

exciting probably once in a lifetime.

Never saw it.

We took a cab to the game and it broke
down on the highway.

Nobody would stop for us.

We ended up having to walk to the
Superdome.

And by the time we got there, the game
was over.

You never even saw the game? No, man.
Greg, you were so lucky you got to stay

home. If you had been with us, you would
have been miserable.

You're welcome.

Where's Greg?

Oh, we had a big fight about something.
Said he had to get out of here to blow

off some steam.

I rode my bicycle past your window last
night.

I rolled straight into your door at
daylight.

You got a brand new key.

I think that we should get together and
try to not miss you.

I've been looking around the world.

You got something for me.

Oh, I got a brand new pillowcase. You
got a brand new key.