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All right, Sammy, I want you to go to
bed tonight when Uncle Jimmy and Aunt
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Christine tell you to.
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Mommy and Daddy are going to be out late
tonight.
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We're going to my boss's birthday party.
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Not a lot of people from work got
invited.
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After all of his hard work, your daddy's
finally made it into Mr.
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Savitsky's inner sanctum. That makes
sense. You've had your nose up his
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for years.
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So you're going to Malibu for a big
party, huh? Yeah.
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Mr. Savitsky's wife is throwing him a
huge birthday party.
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I feel a little guilty.
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Greg's birthday is in less than a week,
and I don't even know what I'm getting
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him yet.
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Why don't you give him what I gave Jimmy
last year, the Time Live series of
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books on the Civil War?
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I'm surprised Jimmy would like that.
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He didn't. That's why you can give him
to Greg.
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You ready?
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Yep. I wonder if Jimmy will ever get
invited to the Boston's birthday party.
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Well, if he wants to, he better start
kissing a little sanctum instead of
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sitting on his sanctum. Oh,
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you guys weren't there. Earlier, Jimmy
used the word sanctum. You know what?
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Jimmy will think this is funny. Jimmy!
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What's up, motherfucker?
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Something really funny just happened in
here.
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Christine, say that thing you said about
the party.
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What?
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That thing you said about Jimmy getting
to go to the party. I wasn't invited to
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the party. I know you weren't.
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Just say that thing that you said, and
then I'll say the funny thing about the
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sanctum. I don't remember what I said.
You said, I'm hoping Jimmy will want...
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No, that wasn't it.
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I'm on the... All right, never mind.
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Wow, can you believe this house? It's
incredible.
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I know. Can you imagine living right on
the beach, waking up every morning to
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the sounds of the ocean winds blowing
through the trees instead of the sound
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Jimmy blowing his nose in the shower?
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Oh, look, hey, there's your boss. Let's
go wish him a happy birthday.
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Wait, not now.
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He's talking to Sandy Grushow.
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That's the chairman of Fox Television. I
don't want to get involved in that
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conversation. I'd be in way over my
head.
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How many olives do you think I can fit
in my mouth?
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20, 63.
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Nine.
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Come on, let's go over there. Wait,
wait, wait. Wait till they're done,
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Craig, if you don't start acting like
you deserve to be here, then you don't
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deserve to be here.
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Well, I guess you're right.
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Wait a second.
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My breath stinks.
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Really?
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No, it doesn't.
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Yes, it does.
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Oh, Greg, that's your hand.
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What the hell is that?
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I don't know, but keep it in your
pocket.
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Hello, Mr.
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Stavitsky. Warner, have you met Sandy
Grushow?
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Sandy, this is my vice president of
business affairs, Greg Warner, and his
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Kim. Hello.
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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
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I hear good things.
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You ever get tired of working for this
cheap old coot? Give me a call.
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I'll do that.
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I'd never do that.
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Have you guys tried the crab cake?
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Oh, thank you very much. And you know,
I'll have another drink. This time,
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martini, clean glass.
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Warner, this is my wife, Judy, and
that's her crab cake.
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Oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry. Don't
worry. I didn't touch it with my stinky
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hand.
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These breakfasts are my favorite. She
had them flown in all the way from
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Maryland. Wow. Did my wife throw me a
great birthday party or what, huh? It's
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lovely party. Thank you.
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Now I'm going to get you that dirty
martini. All right, remember to shake
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meant the martini. She knew that.
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Mr. Savitsky, you have a spectacular
home.
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Well, it's just a weekend place, but the
truth is, between work and traveling,
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we don't get much chance to use it.
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Mostly we just loan it out to friends.
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Well, it sure is beautiful, sir. Well,
thanks. This is why you work hard,
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Warner. So one day I can afford a place
like this? No, you and everyone at the
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studio work hard so I can afford a place
like this.
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Anytime. And happy birthday, sir.
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Birthdays, huh?
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Makes you look around and see what
you've done.
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You know what? You have a lot to be
proud of.
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You'd think, wouldn't you?
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A couple of nice homes, a beautiful
wife, tremendous wealth.
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But underneath it all, I'm just a middle
-aged man who stays up every night till
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three in the morning, crank -calling old
girlfriends and crying myself to sleep.
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Excuse me, I've had too much to drink.
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And so, even allowing for market
variation, I feel confident that we'll
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to finish the fourth quarter strong.
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Warner, you're the financial whiz.
What's your opinion?
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Well, I agree with Eleanor, but no
matter how strong we finish, it won't be
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nearly as strong as those martinis your
lovely wife served at your party.
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Mr. Savitsky had a birthday party this
weekend. Only a few of us were invited.
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Now Mike's going to bring us up to date
on foreign residuals.
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Greg Warner?
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Yes. I'm from Valley Limousine. I'm here
to pick you up, sir.
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There must be some mistake.
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I was told to come get you, sir.
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Well, I didn't call for a limo. I'm at
work. We're right in the middle of a
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meeting here.
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Warner, go with him.
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What's that? Go with him and do exactly
what he says.
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Well, okay, but where am I going? I
can't say. It's a secret.
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I need to blindfold you.
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Do it.
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Okay.
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Uh, Warner, when you pushed your chair
back, you hit Mike in the crotch.
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Of course, you were blindfolded. You had
no way of knowing.
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So, um, can you tell me where we're
going?
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I can't say.
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You can't say because you're not allowed
to, or you can't say because you don't
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know? I can't say.
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Well, I'm sure it's nothing bad. Mr.
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Savitsky's in on it.
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You know, I was invited to his birthday
party the other night. Not a lot of
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people get invited to those.
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It was a hoot.
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Me, Sandy Bruchow, a lot of elisters.
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You know, I've been working for a
company about five years now, and I had
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idea the rise to the top would be so
quick.
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You put the partition up, didn't you?
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You put the...
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Yes, sir.
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Is there steps? Tell me if there's
steps. There aren't any steps, sir.
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here.
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So what are we going to do now?
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Sir?
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Hello, sir? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
fella!
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Surprise!
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What?
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This is Mr.
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Savitsky's beach house.
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Yeah.
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Is he here?
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Nope. He said we could use it for your
birthday. We've got it for the whole
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weekend. Wow.
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He did all this for me? He set it up for
my birthday? This is great.
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He didn't set it up. I set it up.
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What? I told him it was your birthday
and asked if we could use the beach
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for the weekend.
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Are you kidding?
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No. You heard what he said. He lends it
out all the time.
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I thought, what would be nicer than for
all of us to spend the weekend in a
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beach house? All of us?
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Surprise!
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Is this going to be great or what?
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Yeah, wow, this is quite a surprise.
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Oh, Emily's up. Listen, I'm going to go
get her. You get changed. We'll all go
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down to the beach. Okay, sounds great.
Hurry up. I can't wait. She's lost her
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freaking mind.
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She thought I would enjoy this.
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She thought I would enjoy being pulled
out of a meeting early? She thought I'd
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enjoy her calling my boss that she
hardly knows to ask could we use his
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Greg, she wanted you to have the perfect
birthday.
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Well, she invited you!
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Actually, no, we tricked her into that.
Yeah, we told her we'd take care of the
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kids all weekend, when in reality, we
plan on getting so drunk that you end up
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taking care of our children.
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And eventually, taking care of us.
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She thought I would like this? Does she
even know me? I can't do this. I'm going
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to tell her I need to go back to work,
and I think it's better if we all just
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home. Greg, you can't do that. I mean,
she worked all week on this. I mean, you
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can't tell her she ruined your birthday.
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Well, I guess you're right. I mean, this
is her gift.
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As much as I hate it, I guess I'm just
going to have to close my eyes, grit my
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teeth, and pretend like I'm enjoying
myself until it's over.
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Hey, it's not like she hasn't done that
for you.
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Christine, what are you doing?
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Spraying sunblock on the kids.
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Well, spray closer.
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The particles are dispersing. So what?
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So what?
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God only knows what Savitsky thinks of
me already. I at least want to leave the
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house exactly the way we found it.
You're getting everything greasy.
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Frank, you're being ridiculous, all
right? It dissolves before it hits the
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ground. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it.
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Hey, what am I supposed to do with these
towels after I use them?
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You use these towels.
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You used Mr.
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Savitsky's monogram towels.
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Relax, okay? I used them to dry off
after I took a shower. It's not like I
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them to wipe myself.
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Yeah, we know this isn't a hotel.
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Just relax.
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How? How am I supposed to relax?
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It's taken me years to build this
relationship with my boss. Now we're
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in his bed, using his towels, sitting on
the chair, eating a jelly sandwich. Get
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off the chair. Get off the chair. Get
off the chair.
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And go for a swim, sporto.
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Okay, boys, why don't we go out on the
deck and feed the seagulls? It's really
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cool. They're amazing scavengers. They
snatch the food right out of your hand.
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I'm sure they admire your work, too.
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You having fun?
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Yep, you bet.
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Oh, Sammy, let Daddy help you with that,
okay? You gotta push the button really
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hard for the water to come out.
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See?
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Is it good?
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Kim, Kim, it's stuck.
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What? The water, I need a cup.
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What?
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The water, I need a cup.
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Oh, God.
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There's water all over the floor.
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So what?
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So it's everywhere.
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Oh, man, water got up under the
refrigerator.
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Hand me that long spoon.
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Frank, it's water. It'll evaporate. Or
leave a water mark or cause mildew. I
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know this sounds crazy, but I'm going to
feel a lot better knowing that it's all
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cleaned up.
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Oh, God. Crap, I lost my rag.
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See? You should have let it dry on its
own.
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Well, I guess it's all water under the
fridge now.
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Oh, come on. Give me a little thumping,
a little chuckle. Stop it. Now I'm going
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to have to move the refrigerator.
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You know, this looks just like when you
were dancing with your fat cousin at our
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wedding.
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Was that my back?
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I think it was the fridge.
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What?
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Oh, he snapped the power cord.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's going on?
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I just broke Mr.
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Savitsky's refrigerator.
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He ripped the power cord off.
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Well, that's no big deal. I'll just go
to the hardware store and get a new one.
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You sure you know how to fix it?
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Yeah, I mean, fixing power cords is
easy. You know, do it wrong once, you'll
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learn.
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I hope he hurries, because if it sits
here long enough, it's going to start to
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stink. Kind of like your cousin Nancy.
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She had a thyroid condition.
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Greg, come on outside.
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Sammy and I are making a sandcastle.
Where the hell is Jimmy?
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You must have run into some traffic.
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Well, I hope it gets back soon. All the
food is going to spoil.
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Honey, it's been a half an hour. I'm
sure the refrigerator will stay cold
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enough.
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At least it will if you'd stop doing
that.
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I just don't want the food to go bad,
okay?
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Greg, it's food. Relax. If it goes bad,
we'll buy more.
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Oh, that's a good idea. Why don't I walk
down to the corner store and buy some
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milk, and you can strap some rockets
onto your ass, fly to Maryland, and get
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some crab cakes.
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Jim, it's getting too warm. I'm going to
the bathtub.
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I'm gonna save this food.
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Well, the bathtub was a bad idea.
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Where's Jimmy and Christine's cooler?
I've got to at least save these crab
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cakes. I think it's on the deck.
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I got the cord.
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Where's Greg?
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I don't know.
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He's running around here trying to keep
the crab cakes cold.
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Why didn't you just leave them in the
freezer? I was only gone a half an hour.
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know. That's what I told him.
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You know, Kim, this is a really nice
thing you did for Greg's birthday.
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Oh, thanks.
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It just doesn't really seem like he's
enjoying himself very much.
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Are you kidding me? He's having a great
time.
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He gets so wound up about things. I just
wanted to get him out here for the
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weekend so he could relax.
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This place is so beautiful. How could
you do anything but relax?
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You know, I knew this would be a good
idea because Greg loves the beach.
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We used to drive down to Ocean City
together. Greg couldn't get there fast
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enough. The sooner I get this straight,
the sooner Greg can relax.
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Those birds really got you good.
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There's a clump of your hair missing
back here.
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Well, you should see them. I tore a lot
of their feathers off.
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It's okay, Greg. We all know you can
beat up a bird.
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All right, well, I unclogged the toilet
and got all the spaghetti out of the
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tub.
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Reminds me of the night we got food
poisoning at that Italian restaurant.
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All right, well, the fridge is fixed.
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Well, great. Come on, let's get out of
here.
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What? No, honey, Mr. Smith said we could
stay for the whole weekend. Yeah, but
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honey, he didn't know we were going to
break his fridge, flood the bathroom,
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destroy his crab cake.
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Well, but everything's fine now.
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No, everything's not fine. I don't want
to be here. This was a bad idea.
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What?
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Oh, God. This is going to get ugly.
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What do you mean it's a bad idea?
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This whole birthday thing, it's a bad
idea. I'm not comfortable in my boss's
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house. I'm not comfortable leaving work
early. You should know that. Do you even
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know who you're married to?
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I know who I'm married to. Someone who's
so scared of his own shadow, he can't
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have a good time.
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This is not about having a good time,
Kim. This is about my job.
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I have carefully built this relationship
with my boss, and I can't risk it by
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having you calling him up, asking for
these favors. What if Mr. Savitsky hates
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me for this?
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Greg, all of this just happens in your
own head.
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Like at his party, when I had to
practically drag you over to talk to
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turned out great.
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You know, you wouldn't even have that
job if I hadn't convinced you you
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it and should apply for it.
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Get mad at me all you want, Greg, but
you'd be nowhere without me.
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You're just a crazy little puppet, and
you're lucky that I'm pulling the
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That's somebody with a pizza. This is
the greatest day of my life.
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Hello. Mr.
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Savitsky. I hope we're not disturbing
you.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Hey, Mr. Savitsky. Your family's here,
too, huh?
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Well, I didn't know my wife was going to
invite them, but then again, I didn't
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know my wife was going to call you. The
more, the merrier.
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We just stopped by because we left
something we needed for tonight.
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Oh, my God.
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It's the crab cakes, isn't it? I am so
sorry, Mr. Savitsky. No, no. We just
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our concert tickets in the bedroom.
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The wife and I are going to see Cher at
the Staples Center tonight.
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Ah, as much plastic surgery as she had,
her face was more like the Staples
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Center.
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My wife? No, no, Cher.
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Oh. Now, what's... us about the crab
cakes?
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I am so sorry, Mr.
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Savitsky, but we ate them.
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Well, good. I'm glad you liked them.
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So you're not mad that we ate them? Of
course not. That's what they're there
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for. I mean, what else are you going to
do with them? Feed them to the seagulls?
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All right.
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All set.
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Great. See you later. Bye -bye.
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Okay, well, have a great time at the
concert. I hope she's wearing one of
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sexy thong things.
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My wife? No, sure, sure.
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Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
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All right, well, happy birthday, Warner,
and I hope you have a great time the
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rest of the weekend. Okay, thank you
very much. Have a good time tonight.
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Thanks again.
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Well, he wasn't mad at all about the
crab cakes, and he didn't seem bothered
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that we're here.
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See, I told you you had nothing to worry
about.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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I am crazy.
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I need to have more self -confidence. I
mean, the guy likes me. Why can't I
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accept that? The guy really, really
likes me.
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Can you believe that putt?
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First his pushy little wife asks to
borrow our house, then he invites his
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family over and they eat our crab cakes.
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Who the hell does he think he is?
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Oh, lunch is ready.
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And I found a box of crab cakes in the
back of the freezer that they didn't
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Oh, thanks, honey.
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You know, it's such a nice day, I think
I'm going to eat these out on the deck.
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