All language subtitles for yes_dear_s03e08_make_every_second_count

Oh, no, Daddy doesn't want to dance
right now. I'm just going to sit back

enjoy the ice cream, okay?

You want me to dance?

Okay, you want to do the wiggles? Let's
get our arms going. Get your arms

moving. Do the monkey.

Do the monkey.

Sammy,

Sammy, stop it.

Sammy.

All right, that's it, mister. I'm
telling.

ice cream again.

And what's the confirmation number? Hey.

Hey, I'm ordering tickets to the big
Wiggles concert. You guys want to go?

no, we do not.

Okay, and please don't say anything
about it to Logan. As far as he knows,

Wiggles live inside the TV.

We'd like to keep it that way.

Yeah, we're not going to any kids'
concerts until I start passing out

in Jägermeister.

Okay, thank you. Bye -bye.

All right, we're all set. The tickets
will be at Wilco.

Oh, my God.

What? That scrap paper you gave me with
the baby sonogram.

Are you serious? I mean, it was just
laying over here with the junk mail. I

can't believe this.

It's my fault. I came home from the
doctor and checked the mail and just

it in the pile.

One of its legs is ripped off.

Oh, my God. I used that part to spit out
my gum.

How could I let this happen?

I mean, we had Sammy's sonogram framed
the day we got it.

Oh, remember, we had that picture turned
into a jigsaw puzzle.

You're still finding pieces of your
uterus stuck in the couch.

of things when I was pregnant with
Sammy. You used to come to all the

appointments with me. And we'd spend
hours sitting together talking about

possible names.

And every day we would sing songs to
Sammy in the womb.

Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, Frere
Jacques, Frere

Jacques. I wonder if Sammy came out
three weeks early.

Fred, we have to start doing... ...stuff
for the new baby. We have to make sure

this pregnancy is as important as the
last one.

Now, you always hear about second child
syndrome, how they never get the same

treatment as the first child.

Hold on, Kim. You were the second child,
but Mom and Dad gave you more attention

than they gave me.

What are you talking about?

I got everything secondhand from you.

Secondhand clothes, secondhand
furniture, secondhand smoke.

No, but we don't have to be those kind
of parents.

I mean, with this new baby, everything
should be new.

New clothes, new toys, new furniture.

New furniture? You already bought Sammy
the best stuff there is. Yeah, but that

was for Sammy. Yeah, and we'll just sell
it. You know, we'll sell it and buy new

stuff. And you know what else, Kim? I
don't want to sing Frere Jacques to the

new baby. That's Sammy's song.

Row, row, row your boat gently down the
stream. Row, row, row your boat gently

down the stream.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life
is but a dream.

Can you believe how much they worry?

I mean, we didn't get anything new from
Logan.

That doesn't mean we pay less attention
to him.

Where is Logan?

I don't know.

Hey, uh, Dominic, have you seen your
brother? Not since you got back from our

walk.

old videos we made.

Oh, you naughty girl.

Hey, why don't you throw in that one
where I play the injured football player

and you play the horny female sideline
reporter trapped in a sexless marriage,

huh?

Videos of our family.

Kim and Greg got me thinking about that
whole second child thing and I've looked

through all our tapes and photos and
Logan is barely in anything.

That can't be right.

It is, look.

What?

That's Logan right there.

That's Dominic.

What about there?

Dominic.

And what about there? Isn't that him,
hunched up on the bleachers next to

Dominic?

Jimmy, that's my backpack.

Are you sure?

A mother knows her son.

She would certainly know if he was born
with no limbs and a handle on his head.

And look at this. This whole side of the
album was supposed to be Logan. And

look, it's empty.

Okay, so maybe we don't have a lot of
pictures of Logan, but I'm sure we got

something on video. We just didn't go
forward enough.

Okay, see?

There you go, right there.

Okay, this is footage of Logan's
delivery.

He has to be in that.

Okay, we're almost there.

We finally hit 10 centimeters.

We? We? You say we again?

You can break her water, but you can't
break her spirit.

Here it comes.

Here it comes.

Look

at

it this way. If I hadn't passed out
then, we'd both be throwing up now.

I can't believe this. I mean, one day
Logan's going to look through all this

stuff and wonder why there are no
pictures of him.

Unless, of course, the Aborigines are
right and being photographed steals your

soul, then he'll be thanking us.

Jimmy! Look, Christine, I feel bad about
this, too, so we just start taking more

pictures of him now.

Well, let me ask you something.

What's the youngest age that you still
have memories from?

Christine, you know how much partying I
used to do.

I'm lucky if I remember my way home from
work.

Okay, well, I don't remember anything
before I was four.

Logan's three, so...

I figure, you know, he'd tell it a year
before he remembers anything.

Oh, I see what you're getting at.

We tell him we adopted him when he was
three.

And his real parents were horrible
people who never took his picture.

No.

Actually, I was thinking that we could
make it look like we've been taking

pictures of him his whole life.

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

Yeah, all we need is a camera, film, and
it'd go back in time.

Tell you what, I'll get the camera and
film. You call Mr.

Peabody and tell him to fire up the
Wayback Machine.

What the hell is

this?

Hey, that's my blazer.

Wow. That was quite a spill you took
there, Tank.

Think you're going to be okay?

I don't know.

I wish there was something to take my
mind off the pain.

See, it's all part of one set.

And we like to sell everything together.

Oh, look at that crib. It's beautiful.

Yeah, and comfortable.

It's like your baby will be sleeping on
a cloud. A cloud with a roomy linen

drawer and the highest safety ratings
from Consumer Reports.

So why are you selling it?

Because we're having another baby.

Oh, that makes sense.

No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't.

See, we got all this furniture for our
first child, and we want the new baby to

feel like his stuff is new and special
for him, not his older brother's hand

-downs. Oh.

Honey, maybe we should think about this.

What? What? What's to think about? I
mean, look, I'll knock off 20 bucks and

throw in a stuffed monkey.

Well, what you said makes sense.

I don't want my child to start his life
with hand -me -down stuff either. Whoa,

wait. It's not really hand -me -down in
your case. I mean, your child doesn't

even know our child.

It'd be more like hand -me -across.

Well, now that you mention it, it would
be kind of nice for him to have all new

stuff. I mean, someday he might want to
pass it down to his own kids.

You can tell him his mommy and daddy
bought it just for him.

Well, you can tell your kid whatever you
want. It's not like he's going to ask

for a receipt.

Thanks, anyway. We can show ourselves
out. Come on, honey.

Nice work, Kim.

Next time, why don't you just tell him
we're selling the crib because Sammy

getting his head stuck between the bars.

I'm sorry. I was just being honest.

You know what?

Maybe we shouldn't sell it.

Maybe Sammy will have kids one day and
we can give it all to them.

Well, these pieces have history now.

Sammy learned how to stand up on this
rail.

Yeah.

I'll never forget the expression on his
face when he found out he could stand up

like a big bully. He was so surprised.

Kind of like I was the time I walked in
and I saw him peeing from there all the

way to his Blue's Clues thinking chair.

Uh, you're right, Kim.

This stuff does have history.

And we should keep it.

Yeah, you know, we'll just get one of
those storage spaces.

Yeah, it's just too bad we can't store
this furniture in a building that we

already paid for.

Say, like, the guest house.

That's a great idea, Greg. Let's just
kick Jimmy and Christine out, and we're

getting a storage space.

All right, if you think they'll be
comfortable there.

Yeah, let's get the next one.

see just one month ago.

Okay, we're clear.

All right.

Here you go. Thanks.

All right, here's 20 bucks.

And there's another 20 bucks where that
came from if you bring him back dressed

up like a pumpkin.

What are you doing with Sammy?

I was just trying to make him look like
Logan when he was a baby.

That's never going to work. He's still
too big.

No, no, no, no. It's going to be fine.
Look, I'm going to shoot him from all

way over here. He'll look smaller.

Spin him around a little.

Oh, Jimmy.

Just spin him around.

I think we're going to have to take that
one from the top.

Be careful with the dresser.

Why don't you put it over there next to
the rocker?

I can't believe how hot this building
is. I mean, what are the other tenants

storing in here? Fire?

Smells, too.

Yeah, you know, you'd think they'd tidy
it up a little before renting it out

again. Well, no.

Look at this. Ripped up paper,
watermelon rind.

Someone even left a coonskin cap in
here.

Chug -a -chug a big red car.

We'll travel near and we'll travel far.

Chug -a -chug a big red car.

the wiggle tapes, they're riveted.

It's like it takes their simple little
minds and wraps them up in a tramp.

You know what I mean, Jimmy?

Jimmy?

You know what? These pictures turned out
really great.

And now we have almost as many of Logan
as we do of Dominic.

You know, I think this experience has
taught us an important lesson about

parenting. You know, it all happens
so...

Quickly, you really have to capture
these precious moments as they pass by.

Otherwise, it's going to cost you a
whole weekend later.

Oh, my God, Greg, what happened?

I was attacked by a storage raccoon.

What was a raccoon doing in a storage
unit? I don't know, probably storing

raccoon baby furniture for his crazy
wife.

me. You were the one who wanted to buy
new furniture. Well, you were the one

wanted to save all the old stuff. You
wanted to save it, too.

Yeah, after you sucked me in with all
that passing down family history crap.

Yes, Greg, it was all part of my evil
twisted plan.

I knew when I suggested keeping
furniture that there was a good chance

attacked by a raccoon.

Look, I'm just saying that we are
driving ourselves crazy here, and over

Furniture.

Furniture's not going to make our child
feel special.

It's the time and the attention that
we'll give him. No, I know. We just need

give our second child the same love and
do the same special things that we've

always done with Sammy.

You're right.

That's what matters.

So I guess we should just go down to the
storage unit and move all of Sammy's

baby furniture back.

Okay, but first I want to put some
Neosporin on my scratches and change my

pants.

Quick, change your pants.

I peed a little.

Can you believe them? They get so wound
up over nothing.

Jimmy, it's not nothing.

I mean, we did practically the same
thing. I mean, they bought furniture, we

faked videos.

It's like Greg said, you know, you gotta
do the same special things with both

your children.

Yep.

I guess we should call the church and
cancel that baptism shoot.

You can't take the easy way out, Jimmy.

So what are we gonna do?

All right, everybody.

All right, everyone. Here's three of our
favorite animals.

Honey, here we go. Get yourself a bottle
of Jagermeister and some earplugs.

We're going to see the Wiggles.

We're going to see the

Wiggles.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes an elephant, everybody.

Let's do the elephant.

I just ran into Greg and Kim. They can't
believe how great our seats are.

Look at this place. It's like a mosh pit
for three -year -olds.

Yeah, that's all right.

Get ready to jump, everyone. Here we go.

I'll say this. We're not having any more
kids.

Yeah, I know. This is insane.

No, I mean, we physically can't have any
more kids. I must have taken at least a

dozen shots of my wiggle.

At least the kids are having a blast.

The tiger, tiger.

Ah, great animal dancing. Give
yourselves a big clap, everyone. Well

You know what? For this next song, we're
going to need some volunteers to help

us out with some dancing.

Yeah.

We should get Logan up on stage. He'd
love that. Oh, yeah, and I can get it on

video, too. Hey, buddy, want to get up
on stage?

Yeah. Okay, so let's see who's going to
be our first volunteer.

Over here, over here. Hey, hey, Wiggle.
He's somewhere, mate.

Wiggle, yo, Wiggle.

Hey, hey, Red Wiggle, over here.

Hey.

I can't even get him to look at me.

Quick, lift up your shirt. Jimmy.

What? I got us backstage at the Van
Halen concert.

I know.

You know what? I'll, uh... I'll make it
worth the pirates' while.

How about you?

How about 20 bucks to get my kid here up
on stage?

I'd not take your money, sir. That
wouldn't be fair.

Fair? You're a pirate.

Fair.

All right, let's bring hot potato
together, everybody.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

No luck.

I think the pirate would have gone for
it, but the dinosaur was giving me the

stink eye.

Where's Dominic?

I don't believe

this. I know. It's another video.
Logan's not going to be here.

I'm not going to let this happen. Come
on, Logan.

Get me one of those.

That's banana, that's banana.

That's banana, that's banana.

That's banana, that's banana.

Banana.

Yeah, you know, we had our differences,
but we worked them out.

Plus, you know, I don't know what it is,
but ever since I've been around and

worked with these guys, I've never been
happier.

Jimmy's in the front seat of the big red
car.

Chug -a -chug, chug -a -chug, big red
car.

We'll travel near and travel far.

Chug -a -chug, chug -a -chug, big red
car.