All language subtitles for yes_dear_s03e04_house_of_the_rising_sun

Hey, did you stop at the auto mall on
the way home? Yeah, I think I found the

car that I'm going to get, one of those
sporty little convertibles.

A convertible? Oh, man, I wish I could
afford a midlife crisis.

Greg, I don't think you should get a
convertible.

Are you telling me that I can't get the
car that I want?

No, it's your car. I can't tell you what
to do.

I hope you've thought this through. I
mean, they're not very practical.

We already have a practical car. This
one's just for me to drive to work. I

mean, two practical cars. It doesn't
seem so practical.

Fine.

You can fit your golf clubs in the trunk
of one of those little cars, right? You

know what? I didn't ask. I'll go back
and check tomorrow.

Yeah, and you know what? While you're
there, why don't you check out some of

bigger cars? You know, something you can
fit two sets of clubs in for when you

and Jimmy both play golf.

Makes sense. I'll think about it.

I can't believe you're using golf to
manipulate him into getting a bigger

Well, it's easier than arguing.

That is so evil.

No. Evil is when he gets the bigger car
and I still don't let him play golf.

Are

Jimmy

and his parents back from the airport
yet?

Do you smell whiskey, cigarettes, and
throw -ups?

Just his parents this time. What
happened to Aunt Betty and Cousin Neil?

Hey, somebody has to stay back and
bottle the moonshine.

Or maybe they were just scared to come
since last time you killed their

I think killed her is kind of harsh.

Well, what would you call scaring a 95
-year -old woman to death in the middle

of the night?

I don't know.

Speeding things along?

Hey, thanks a lot for having us.
Appreciate it. Whoa!

Look at you!

Yep, yep. Having a baby.

Are you sure? Because I saw one of those
news programs where a lady thought she

was having a baby.

Turned out to be a hundred pound tumor.

It's a baby.

And we saw the ultrasound.

Did you see hair and teeth? This tumor
had hair and teeth.

It's a baby.

We'll see.

So, how was your flight?

All right, I guess. It's hard for me to
go five hours without a cigarette.

If they ever outlawed chewing tobacco on
planes, I'm taking the bus.

There they are. Come here and say,
Grandpa.

How are you?

Hello. Hello. Well, I got something for
you. Got something for you.

Uh -huh.

Brought them slingshots.

Don't worry. Hey, boys, you know what
these are? These are dividing rods.

Yeah, see, what you do is you walk out
in the back, and when the rubber band

starts shaking, that means you found
water.

Cool.

Hey, Logan, if we can't find water, we
can put rocks in them and shoot birds.

I'll throw this in your room. No, no,
not that one. We've got some stuff we

brought for you in here ever since we're
dealing with Granny's estate.

We thought you'd want some stuff to
remember her by. Here, Christine.

We brought this for you.

Oh, wow. A house coat. How nice.

You know what?

I'll hang it in the closet so we'll
always remember her. No, honey, that's

you to wear.

You don't let a $6 house coat just hang
in the closet.

Try it on.

Just put it on once, please.

Fine.

Might be a little loose in the back.
That's where Granny's hump stretched it

out.

Brought you some photo albums.

Oh, cool.

And hey, do you remember this?

Oh. Grammy's candy dish. Oh, I remember
I used to go into Grammy's house and run

straight to this candy dish. I'd eat
everything that was in it. Oh, that's

sweet. Why don't you put it in there
next to my refrigerator?

They'll have a lot to talk about.

Christine, you look great.

I'm going to go get my camera.

I would have given you her favorite
house coat, but we buried her in that

We tried this one on her at the morgue,
but we thought it made her look a little

pasty.

Wow, Grammy sure took a lot of pictures.

Big Jimmy, what's this one of you in the
body cast?

Let me see it. That's probably when he
was hit by a freight train.

No.

This is when he was hit by the passenger
train.

The cash from the freight train just
went up to my boobies.

Why does your Grammy have a picture of
all these restaurants?

Oh, actually, that's Grammy's house.
See, right there between the Olive

and the Applebee's. The neighborhood
just kept developing, but Granny

sell. We still get letters once a week.
Cracker Barrel, Red Lobster. Hell, one

day, Arby himself stopped by.

I figured when the old buzzard died, we
could finally move out of there and into

a retirement community.

All my friends are living over there in
Leisure Village.

But Big Jimmy won't sell the house
either. Kitty, I'm not getting into this

you again.

Granny loved that house. We lived there
for 15 years, and I like it, and I'm not

selling.

Now I gotta wait for him to die, too.

Shouldn't be long.

That baboon heart they gave him can't
last forever.

Boy, that was some supper.

I haven't had Italian since I don't know
when.

Really? You live right next door to an
olive garden. Yeah, we're having a

dispute, you know.

I told him if you don't want your
customers to see me naked, you buy

for my kitchen.

Bill, that Dominick and Logan, they're
really something.

Yeah. Seems like every time I see them,
they're like different people.

They grow up fast.

Yeah.

You know, I wasn't around that much for
you as a father. I just don't want to

make the same mistake as the
grandfather, you know what I mean?

Wow, that's sweet, Dad.

Listen, you know, you can come out and
visit anytime you want.

You know, I mean, we'll try to get back
east as often as we can.

Well, yeah.

I was wondering, maybe you could come
back for more than a visit.

What do you mean?

Oh, since Granny died, we've got that
big old house that the two of us rattled

around, and I thought maybe you and
Christine might move in with us.

Look, I don't know how much money Greg's
offered you, but you don't have to do

this.

I know it sounds crazy, but I miss you
guys.

You get old, you start thinking about
these things. You don't know how much

you have left.

Unless you think it's too late for you
and I to ever become close.

No, I would love to.

I know, it's a lot for you to think
about. I spun this on you all of a

Just promise me you'll give it some
thought.

Maybe talk it over with Christine?

Okay, I will.

Listen, are you going to have any
dessert that Kim left this one thing of

pudding next to the stove and I thought
I'd eat it?

Yeah, that's bacon grease.

Well,

I

did it. I bought my new car. I'm picking
it up later.

Great. What'd you get?

A little convertible.

What? Well, the golf clubs didn't fit in
the trunk, but I thought about it, and

you really don't let me play that much
golf anyway.

You actually bought a convertible?

Yeah.

Craig, it's got no roof. If it rolls,
you'll be crushed.

Yeah, but if I drive into a river, I
won't be trapped.

I mean, four -fifths of the earth is
water, Kim. I think that's the bigger

threat here.

Jimmy, are you sure your dad was here?

Maybe he was drunk.

Christine, he wasn't drunk. He barely
had eight beers.

What's going on?

You're not going to believe what Jimmy's
dad asked him to do last night. Here we

go. Cue the banjo music.

He wants Christine and I and the boys to
move back and live with them in

Grammy's house.

That's crazy.

I know, but you gotta admit, it's an
incredible offer. It's like, you know, a

free place to live, family to help out
with the kids, and a fresh start. I

how often does that happen?

Apparently for you, every couple of
years.

Come on, Greg, you know what I mean. I'm
talking about a fresh start with my

dad. You know what our relationship has
been like?

30 years of disappointing each other.
You know, until last night.

He's never even tried to get close to
me. You're not actually considering

are you?

Kim, Kim, Kim, enough with the long
goodbyes. Just give him a hug and I'll

get the boxes out of the attic.

We're not going anywhere. I just got to
figure out a way to tell him.

It's like, I don't want to blow this
chance with my dad.

He finally wants to get close to me.

Then maybe you shouldn't be so selfish.

I mean, a family should be together,
especially grandparents and their

grandchildren. I mean, life has already
given them such a small window of time

together. Shouldn't we do everything in
our power to protect that?

Maybe we should go back so that our kids
can live with their grandparents.

Yeah. We have to live in Los Angeles.

I just bought a convertible.

I'll figure out a way to break the news
to my dad. I just... Christine, I've got

to be honest with you, though. It's like
part of me wishes we could go.

Look, Jimmy, your dad's changed, okay? I
mean, for the first time in his life,

he's asked to spend time with you.

Things are going to be better between
you two no matter how far away we live.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

And I hope you know you have family
right here that loves you.

Right, Greg?

Hmm?

Right, Greg?

Right, right, right. Of course.

But they do say if you love something,
you can set it free.

Look, I know how you feel about this,
but if you just give it a chance... I

it.

What? I have to admit, I like it.

Gosh. I mean, if you're going to get a
convertible, you picked a good one.

It's cute.

Am I going to get to drive it, too? Of
course. Of course you get to drive it.

You see, I knew you would like it once
you saw it. Well, you were right.

You know, the best thing is you don't
even have to use the door.

All right.

Hey.

Hey, did you talk to your dad yet?

Uh, no, he's been in the bathroom all
morning. Let's just say he's discovering

firsthand why you don't pour bacon
grease down the sink.

Whose is this?

You looking at him?

You bought this?

Yeah. Why?

Uh, this is a chick car.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Sure you think a chick car is anything
that doesn't have a CB antenna and

Yosemite Sam mud flaps?

Hey, don't get mad at me just because
you bought a chick car. It's a sports

In fact, it's so dangerous, Kim didn't
even want me to get it. But I wear the

pants and it's family.

Yeah, well, you might want to check
those pants for a vagina.

Listen, uh, Dad, Christine and I, uh, we
talked about it and...

You know, your offer means a lot to us,
but we can't accept it.

Damn it. Dad, it's not that I don't want
to spend time with you. I do.

It's just, you know, our lives are in
California now.

Well, this is great. Just great.

Dad, really, it's okay. I mean, look,
don't you think you owe it to Mom to

the house and move into that retirement
community she's always talking about?

I can't sell the house. I'm sure Grandma
would understand.

I can't sell the house because I don't
own the house. She left it to you.

She left it to me. Why didn't she leave
it to you? I don't know. I guess because

she didn't trust me. Can you believe
that?

My own mother didn't trust me.

That's why I had to lie to you and try
to trick you into moving back into the

house so you wouldn't sell it and I'd
keep living there for free.

What do you mean?

You lied about wanting to get close to
me and your grandsons?

You wanted us to uproot our lives and
move all the way across the country just

so you could keep living in that house
for free?

Well, I didn't want to tell you I was
dying.

You're dying?

No, that's why I didn't want to tell
you.

Hell, that'll cross the line.

I cannot believe how cheap you are.

You know what? I am selling that house,
and you can stop mooching off other

people and start living off your own
money.

It would be a great idea if I had any
money. Yeah, well, what are you talking

about now?

I don't have any money. I don't have any
money.

You've been living in that house rent
-free for 15 years. You expect me to

believe that you haven't saved any
money?

Jimmy, I was a bus driver.

By the time you pay for food, Have to
buy drinks for everybody every night at

the bar and gambling. There ain't a
whole hell of a lot left.

But what about the lawsuit when you got
hit by the train? Didn't you invest

that? Yeah, it's about time the Indian
Casino opened nearest.

I'll tell you one thing. We may have
burned their villages and stole their

but as far as the Pequot tribe is
concerned, I am all paid up.

And you got hit by two trains, okay?
Didn't you get a settlement from the

accident? Technically, that wasn't an
accident.

That was, uh, I got a little behind with
my bookie, and I figured as long as my

legs were gonna be broken, might as well
make some money out of it.

Oh, my God. You know, Dad, does Mom know
all about all of these lies? Does Mom

know that she doesn't have any money
left?

No, and I'm not gonna tell her. You
know, unless you plan on squealing on

Dad, you're broke.

The house is mine. Don't you think that
mom eventually is going to figure out

what's going on? I'll figure something
out. You just go sell your house and

your life.

I'll get by fine.

I know how to take care of my family.

This is a chick car.

Chick car.

Your car's adorable.

My sister's got one, too.

This is a chick car.

Chick car.

Hey, cool car.

Thank you.

It's just like the one that came from
Malibu Barbie.

I don't think so, honey. Malibu Barbie
couldn't handle a car like this.

Part of me just wants to sell that
house.

You know, it's not like we can't use the
money.

And, you know, he obviously doesn't care
about me. Why shouldn't I just throw

him out on the street?

Because, Jimmy, he's your dad.

Besides, what about your mother? She
doesn't deserve that.

No, she doesn't deserve that.

She deserves to be happy. She deserves
to get what she wants for a change.

Right. So maybe you should sell the
house and buy them a place in that

retirement village.

That's okay with you?

Well... I mean, think of it as
investment.

They're only getting older, and
someone's going to have to take care of

and I can barely eat a meal across from
your father.

I don't care how much money it costs if
I'm never changing his diaper.

Kim! Oh, my God, what happened?

I was in an accident. Kim!

Frank, are you all right? Yeah, I guess
it could have been worse. I almost hit

Big Jimmy.

Oh, my God.

Big Jimmy, are you okay?

Well, the car went by so fast I did get
a little whiplash. You guys have

insurance, don't you?

You're the most pathetic man I've ever
met.

I'm not crying. I got hit in the nose.
My eyes are watering.

Not you, him.

You didn't almost hit him. He almost hit
you.

He stood out in the middle of the street
hoping to get a lawsuit.

I couldn't help it. I saw a white
convertible go by. I thought it was some

doctor's wife.

I didn't know it was Kim's car.

It's not Kim's car. It's mine.

Really? That's a chick car.

It's not a chick car.

Let me go get you some ice.

Let me go get something to pour over it.

Where are you going?

I'm going to go down a few blocks to see
if I can get hit by somebody you don't

know.

Dad, wait.

I'm selling the house.

I figured.

I'm using the money to buy you and Mom
that condo she always wanted at Leisure

Village.

Are you going to tell her what I did?

No, I'm not.

Thanks, Jimmy.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Look, Dad, it's not that I don't think
that she should know the truth.

I do think she should know. I just don't
think it's my place to tell her.

Are you saying it's my place?

Dad, look, I'm not telling you what to
do. It's just that, you know, I mean,

she's been with you for almost 50 years,
and she stuck by you through a lot of

stuff. And, you know, if she was my
wife, I'd tell her.

What happened?

Greg said he almost hit you with his
car.

I'm fine.

Kitty, there's something I'd like to
talk to you about.

Do we have a second, Jimmy?

Of course.

Jimmy, I haven't been totally honest
with you about Granny's house.

What is it?

I've decided to sell it and buy you that
condo in Leisure Village. Oh, Jimmy!

Well,

I did it.

Traded in the convertible, got the
sedan.

Is that a new shirt?

Yeah, got it at the Gap.

Dude, that's a chick shirt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, he's serious. The buttons
are on the left -hand side.

So what?

So that means it's a woman's shirt.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Doesn't that tag tip you off at all? In
what world are you an extra large?

I've been working out.