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Hey, honey, how was school?
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Oh, feet are killing me from walking all
over campus.
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I offered a guy in a wheelchair a lap
dance just to give me a ride to the car.
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Come over, sit here by me, and I'll make
you feel better. Oh, nice.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Come on, Jimmy, just give him a little
rub. No, Christina, you know how I am
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with feet.
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Like, they get sweaty, and then stuff
gets...
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Stuck between the toes and... See what
you did?
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Fine. Fine. You know what?
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Next time you want me to do something
I'm not in the mood to do, I'm not going
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to do it.
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You don't rub Kim's feet, do you?
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Oh, yeah. When we were dating, I used to
massage her feet for hours.
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Really? Because I've never seen you do
it. Well, we're married now. I mean, you
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don't see me writing love poems or
getting out of the shower to pee either.
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Long day, huh?
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Oh, there you are. Couldn't wait to get
home and wrap my arms around you.
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Hi,
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I love you.
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I bet your feet are killing you.
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Hey, don't please me, all right? No,
look, I felt bad about yesterday, so I
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something for you.
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Take a look at this.
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What is that?
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That is the Podia Pool 8000.
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32 jets that deliver tingling micro
-bubble aeration.
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It's like having thousands of little
fingers massage your feet. And the best
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part is, none of them are mine.
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Jimmy, I'm not using that, okay? It's
for old ladies.
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Come on, Christine. Look at the woman on
the box. She seems to be enjoying it.
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Jimmy, she's 90. She's just happy that
her feet are wet on purpose.
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Come on, will you just give it a try?
What's the worst that could happen?
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Well, let's see. There's water. There's
electricity.
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So, um, that would be, uh...
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Death?
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Christine, they wouldn't sell something
that wasn't absolutely safe.
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Said the man who drove me around while I
was pregnant in a Pinto.
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Hey, that was a good car.
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And besides, if it wasn't for that back
seat that folded down, you wouldn't have
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been pregnant in the first place, all
right?
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Try it.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Well?
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It's pretty good, huh?
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Yeah. See, this is what a marriage is
all about. It's like you have a need,
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I find a way to take care of it.
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Yep.
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And sometimes I don't think you give me
enough credit. It's like, there you
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were, just ready to tee off. You all
stop talking. You're going to ruin this
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me.
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It's like we're in that backseat of that
Pinto again.
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Don't forget to put down the TV in the
bedroom and that new laptop computer you
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got. Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Making an inventory list of all the
valuables we have in the house.
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Hey, I told you before, I'm no thief.
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If something's missing, you might want
to check Christine's closet.
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We're switching our homeowner's
insurance.
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Oh. Hey, so, uh, how does this whole
homeowner's insurance work, anyway?
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Well, it's really very simple. First,
you go out and buy a house.
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You know what? Why don't you go do that
and then I'll explain the rest to you.
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They want to see an appraisal of my
engagement ring.
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Well, it's probably out with all that
paperwork in the garage.
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Well, you want to go get it?
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No, you can go get it.
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You don't mind if I see how much you
paid for my engagement ring?
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Kim, what are you going to leave me if I
didn't spend enough?
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We've been married six years. We have a
child together.
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You need my help to reach anything above
the bottom shelf.
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But if you didn't spend enough, I'm
buying a stepstool and throwing you out
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your ass.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe this just
fell into my lap.
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What? Well, she's going to finally see
how much that ring cost.
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It's about time I got credit for how
much I spent.
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I didn't have to spend a lot of money on
Christine's ring. Why is that?
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Well, you know, they say you're supposed
to spend two months' salary.
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Lucky for me, I wasn't working at the
time.
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Wow.
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What in the world was that for?
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I can't believe how much money you spent
on this ring.
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Well, that's how much you meant to me.
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Not even like you bought it at some
discount store where you got a deal.
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the best jewelry store in D .C.
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I know.
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The best for the best.
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Greg?
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Yeah, honey?
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When did you buy this ring?
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What's that?
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The receipt says you bought this ring
two years before you met me.
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Well, that's ridiculous. How would they
know when I met you?
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Greg, what's going on?
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Okay, so I bought you a very, very
expensive ring before I met you. I mean,
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whoop.
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Why would you buy a ring before you...
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No, I didn't. That's your engagement
ring. I didn't even ask her.
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Kim, I didn't. I came straight home from
the jeweler's. I was going to ask her
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for her hand, but it was already busy in
my roommate's pants.
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Well, Greg, why didn't you just return
it? Because it was for jewelry store
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credit only, and I'm not Mr. T.
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Besides, it was a beautiful ring, and I
knew I would get married someday.
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I can't believe you bought an engagement
ring for someone else and tried to fool
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me by having Kim engraved in it. Kim, I
would never try to fool you. I didn't
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have Kim engraved in it. Her name was
Kelly Irene Maynard.
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It's a miracle, really, when you think
about it.
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What are you doing?
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I don't want it.
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Kim, you're being ridiculous.
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I'm not wearing someone else's ring.
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Well, now what am I supposed to do?
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Well... Very simple. First, you try not
to be a cheap bastard.
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You know what?
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Why don't you go do that? Then I'll
explain the rest to you.
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Hey, the kids are asleep.
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Ah, in for another dip.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Do you want to know how to take
care of my baby?
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah?
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Well, what do you say I turn down the
lights and massage the rest of you?
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And when I say the rest of you, I don't
really mean the rest of you.
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I mean a couple of strategic locations.
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And when I say strategic locations, I
don't really mean... No, no, no, no, no,
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get it, I get it.
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All right, why don't you get your feet
out of that thing and come on over here.
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But the water just got nice and warm.
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And, you know, actually, the acupressure
jets, they haven't finished their full
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cycle yet.
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Christine, okay, I gave the kids their
bath.
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I did a load of laundry. I don't know
about you, but I consider that foreplay.
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Hello.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. You were looking at the foot
bath.
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No, I wasn't. You were, too.
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Well, it's only because my feet still
hurt.
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Fine.
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I'll do it.
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To what? I'll touch them. I'll touch
your feet.
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Really? Yes, give them to me. I'll give
them a rub.
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I'm not going to let some machine come
in here and steal my woman.
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Again.
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Just put them up here. Let's do this.
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Okay.
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Hey, it's not so bad.
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Kind of like grabbing hold of a long
hand with stubby fingers.
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This is all right.
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Yeah.
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Hey, see? We don't need that stupid
machine anymore.
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Huh? How's that feel?
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Great.
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You can't just spring this kind of thing
on a girl. I need time to think about
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it.
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Shut up.
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Okay, I do.
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Now listen, that's all you're getting
until our wedding night. I don't know
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you've heard about me, but I'm a good
girl.
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Will you marry me?
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What did you do?
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I'm making up for a mistake I made a
long time ago. I should have never given
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you that ring. You bought me my own
ring?
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Well, technically, he tried to give it
to me first.
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Shut up!
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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This is the same ring. I know.
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exactly like it no thanks what i don't
want it i
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don't want to wear a ring that reminds
me of one that you bought for another
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girl but you love that ring i figured
you'd want one just like it one that i
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bought for you sorry i don't well fine
why don't you tell me what kind of ring
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you want and i'll go out tomorrow and
buy it or better yet come with me pick
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out and i'll pay for it you just don't
get it do you no no i don't i
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I never know what the hell is going on.
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We've been married all this time and
you're just figuring that out?
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Apparently you don't get it either,
lady.
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Greg, Greg, Greg.
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Women are different. The normal person
would just tell me what she wants. And
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then you would do it.
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Exactly. And then she'd think the only
reason you did it is because she told
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to do it.
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She doesn't want that.
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What? One year I drove a shuttle bus at
Lillith Fair.
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Sweaty today.
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Weird.
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What?
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You were using the foot bath again.
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I wasn't using it. I just took a quick
dip.
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The water is boiling hot, okay? The cord
is warm. How long have you been using
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this thing?
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Only since... What time did you leave
for work?
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Okay, that's it, okay? You'd rather be
with that thing than with me? I want it
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out of our house. No, Jimmy, please.
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I'm sorry, Christine, but this has got
to...
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Oh, good.
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It can't be that good. Oh, oh, it is.
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Better than me?
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Oh!
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It's my fault! I brought that thing into
our house!
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Well,
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I have an idea.
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What? Well, um, maybe we could, you
know, use it together.
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You mean like a threesome?
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Yeah, if that's what you want to call
it. Yeah.
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Yeah, I think that's what I want to call
it.
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I mean, it's the closest I'm ever going
to get to one.
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Well, come on. Give it a try.
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Okay.
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I feel a little weird about this. I
mean, it's like we're bringing an
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into our relationship. I mean, what
exactly does that mean? I mean, it just
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seems kind of creepy and strange.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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I told you.
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Come on in.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ew,
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that's gross.
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Oh, honey, we're just soaking our feet.
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But why are you soaking them in the new
potty?
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This isn't a potty.
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Logan thought it was.
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I give up on this whole engagement ring
thing. I don't know what you want.
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All I know is you can't tell me what you
want or else you won't get what you
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want. I thought I married a woman. Turns
out I married a Rubik's Cube.
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You didn't even try.
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Didn't even try?
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Didn't even try? What do you think I've
been doing all weekend?
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I've been to jewelry stores in every
mall, Beverly Hills, even went downtown
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the Diamond District.
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I've looked through every filthy
eyepiece in the city.
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A diamond may last forever, but I'm
going to have pink eye for at least a
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You went to all those places?
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Yeah, because I was trying to find you
the perfect ring, and I found a great
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one, but the band was gold, and I
thought you'd won platinum.
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Then I found one where the diamond was
square, and I thought maybe you'd want
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to be round. And then I found one with
good color, but I thought you would care
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more about clarity.
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Kim, I'm sorry. I have no idea what you
want.
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I already got what I want.
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What?
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I loved my old engagement ring.
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Not because of what it looked like.
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Not because of the band or the cut or
the clarity.
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I loved it because every time I looked
at it, I pictured you searching for the
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ring you thought would be perfect for
me.
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This weekend, you finally did it.
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That was all I wanted.
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Now that I have that.
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Any ring you give me will be fine.
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Well, in that case, will you marry me?
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Greg, if I open this box and
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you're trying to give me the same ring
for the third time,
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I'm going to be furious.
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I'll give you a thousand dollars if you
give me that box back.
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I can't believe he's not back from the
jewelry store yet.
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I thought it wasn't about the ring, Zsa
Zsa.
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It's not.
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It's the thought.
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The thought that I'm getting a big
diamond ring today.
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I bet it's going to be huge. Oh, I don't
care about that.
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I just hope the clarity's good.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, I just hope that it doesn't have any
flaws.
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At least to the naked eye.
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I hope it's not some cheap diamond with
a lot of black spots in it.
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Like this?
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Well, it's the...
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Well,
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hello, ladies.
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And who is this charming woman?
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She must be single. I don't see a ring
on her finger.
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Well, you know, I've been waiting for
the right opportunity to come up.
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And I'm waiting for my lunch to come up.
Can we see the ring, please?
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Yes.
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Remember how I said I was looking for
the perfect ring?
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Yeah. Well, it doesn't exist.
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And I realized if I wanted you to have
the perfect ring, I would have to design
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it myself.
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You're kidding me. You designed a ring
yourself?
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Yeah, you know, like Brad Pitt did with
Jennifer Aniston.
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I can't believe I'm getting a ring
designed especially for me.
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This is the sweetest thing anybody's
ever... Oh!
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Yeah, look. It has six little...
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garnets in it because January's
birthstone is garnet and you were born
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6th and the two diamonds in the middle,
one's yellow and one's blue because we
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met in college and that was our school
colors.
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Yeah.
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Sure. Of course they were.
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What do you think about the band?
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Oh, oh.
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You got it engraved on the out... Side.
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Yeah.
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That way you don't have to take it off
to read it.
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Go ahead. Read it.
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Te amo bonita muchacha.
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Yeah, because we had that Spanish class
together, remember?
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What do you think? It's one of a kind.
The jeweler promised me that he'd never
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make another one like it.
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I'm going to go. get the camera. We'll
take a picture and you can send it to
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your mother.
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Well, at least it doesn't have any of
those big, ugly, black... Shut up!
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And the next item up for sale on the
National Shopping Network.
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Wow, this is unbelievable.
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We have one of the rarest of all jewels,
the South African... leopard diamond.
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One of the world's most precious stones.
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They are in short supply all over the
world making them extremely sought
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We have only 30 left at this one time
only price of $89.
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