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Hi.
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Hi.
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Well, I'm Nicole.
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Hi, Christine.
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And who's this little cutie?
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Oh, well, that's Dominic.
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Hi, Dominic.
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Don't mind him. He's just a little
addicted.
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My Jessica's in with Dr. Nagel.
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I hope it doesn't take too long. I'm
supposed to meet my husband at his
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restaurant for lunch.
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Oh, I'll get you a card.
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Oh, come by sometime. That card will get
you free calzone.
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Oh, thanks.
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Brad's Italian cuisine. We're always
mobbed, but not like that.
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You know, he'd been talking about
opening his own restaurant for like ten
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but he wasn't really doing anything
about it. And I am not the kind of
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who's just going to let someone sit
there. Oh, clearly.
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Well, so I called the bank and had them
send over information on business loans.
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Six weeks later, he opened his
restaurant.
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Men, huh?
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It's a good thing they have us to nudge
them along.
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Well, my husband and I try not to tell
each other what to do.
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Dominic, Dr.
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Nagel is ready for you now.
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Come on, Dominic.
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Dominic!
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Where am I?
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I assumed you'd be dressed by noon.
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I would have, but it's laundry day.
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You did the laundry?
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Well, no, but I wanted to make sure
everything was in the basket for you.
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Greg, you remember Bernice from down the
street? Hi.
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Hello. I was just taking my walk and I
saw Kim had her hands full with Sammy
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the groceries. Thank you so much for
your help, Bernice.
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Greg, would you play with Sammy out in
the back while I unload the groceries?
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Kim, I was going to watch the game.
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I could do it.
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I could play with him out back if you
want.
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Oh, that is so nice, but I couldn't ask
you to do that. We didn't ask him. She
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offered. Oh.
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Please, I would love it.
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Besides, Greg, you should enjoy your
Saturday.
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I know you must work hard all week. Yes,
I do.
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I do.
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I work hard all week.
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Let's go, Sammy.
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Oh, how nice.
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Thanks, Bernice.
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Oh. Did you hear when she said I worked
hard all week?
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Yes, I heard her.
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Do you think I work hard all week?
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Yes, Greg.
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I think you work hard.
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I think about it all the time.
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When I'm doing the laundry, when I'm
cleaning the house, when I'm taking
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to the doctor, when I'm grocery
shopping.
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It's all I think about.
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as long as you think about it.
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Jimmy, I need to ask you something.
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Shoot. Are you happy?
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I'm happy.
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Oh, I got it. I can be happier.
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All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Take it easy, Turbo. I'm not talking
about that.
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Oh, sorry.
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Jimmy.
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Is there something that you've always
wanted to do?
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Make up your mind, Christine. Pants on,
pants off.
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Look, I met this annoying woman in the
doctor's office today who thinks it's a
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wife's job to push her husband toward a
dream.
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That's crazy. I don't want some naggy
wife. You know, we're not that kind of a
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couple. Well, yeah, I know. That's what
I thought. But, I mean, then I was
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thinking about how you pushed me into
finally going back to school and what a
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good thing that is.
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Yeah, you know, now might be a good time
to thank me. Will you stop it?
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Look, you pushed me. Maybe I need to
start pushing you back. I mean, is there
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anything that you've always wanted to do
that you're not doing?
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With your pants on.
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Nope, can't think of anything.
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Oh, come on, Jimmy. There must be
something.
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Well, I mean, there was that one dream I
always talked about back in high
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school. Oh, good. What is it?
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You know, being an umpire. I always
dreamed about being a baseball umpire.
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how come you never went for it?
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Because you told me it was stupid.
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I did not.
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Yes, you did. You told me it was the
dumbest idea you ever heard.
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So what, you just gave up on it because
I said it was stupid?
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Well, yeah. I mean, you're always the
smarter one. I figured you were just
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about my future.
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Oh, so I guess if I told you to jump off
a bridge, you would have done it.
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Remember junior prom?
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Jump, Jimmy, jump. I bet the water's
deep enough.
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Okay, so I was wrong about the umpire
thing, Jimmy, but if you still want to
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it, I think you should go for it.
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What? I think you should be an umpire.
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Okay.
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Hello,
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Dodger Stadium? It's Jimmy.
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I'd like to umpire tomorrow's game.
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Okay, see you at seven.
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Thanks. I don't know why I didn't make
that call before.
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Come on, Jimmy. I mean, you could do
this if you just tried. I mean, maybe
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could start with some high school games
or something. Christine, I have a job. I
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have two kids.
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Maybe when I was 18, but it's too late
now. No, no, no, no. It's not too late.
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It's not too late. Do it.
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Why is this so important to you?
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Because, Jimmy, I mean, one of these
days you're going to wake up and you're
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going to resent me for this, okay? And I
don't want that.
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I also don't want to live with this
guilt either.
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Well, look, I'm sorry that you feel
guilty about it, but I'm not going to go
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around. Making a fool out of myself just
to make you feel better.
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Jimmy, I just think that if you call...
Christine, Christine, okay? What's done
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is done.
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And the truth is, I have another dream
now.
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To take a nap and have a dream.
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And now you're standing in the way of
that one, too.
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Oh, my God, that is so amazing. Oh, my
God.
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That is the best sandwich I've ever
tasted.
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What's going on?
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Bernice dropped by and just made me the
best sandwich. Oh, but I brought stuff
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home for lunch. I was going to make
sloppy joes.
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But Bernice made turkey sandwiches.
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Fresh roasted turkey.
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With a little cranberry and homemade
basil mayonnaise.
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I thought you didn't like mayonnaise.
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I like basil mayonnaise.
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But at least I brought you the cheese
doodles that you like.
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Oh, my potato chips are done.
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She makes her own potato chips.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Oh, Greg, I thought I told you to run
the dishwasher when it was full.
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It's not full. You can still get some
stuff in there. I cannot. It's
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full. Oh, of course you can. You just
need to organize it a little better.
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See?
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See?
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And speaking of making room.
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Who's ready for peach cup?
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I am, I am.
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Take it easy, Bernice. Thanks for the
great sweater.
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She's nice.
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Yeah, really.
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What is that, Angora? Stop touching me.
Sorry.
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Stop it.
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Sorry, man. It's just, it's like so
soft.
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Jimmy, I forgot to tell you, Christine
called about an hour ago to remind you
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pick up the dry cleaning. Okay, thanks.
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So are you going to go pick up the dry
cleaning?
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Nope.
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Won't Christine be mad?
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Listen, Christine's been driving herself
crazy because years ago she convinced
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me not to pursue my dream of being a
baseball umpire. And now she's sick with
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guilt.
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So I can do whatever I want, man.
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I got a free pass.
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Nice. Yeah, man. I hit the jackpot.
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It's like she destroyed my dream and
nothing competes with that. It's like
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dishes in the sink.
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Destroy my dream.
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Forget to hang up my clothes.
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Destroy my dream.
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Forget to replace the toilet paper.
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You know what? Why don't you use the
cardboard roll, baby? And if it hurts a
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little, why don't you think about how
much it hurt when you destroyed my
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It's too bad, though.
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What? You probably could have made a
good umpire.
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Yeah, right.
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No, really. I mean, every time we watch
the game, you're always pointing things
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out to me that I would never have seen
myself.
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And that's when you're drunk and full of
chips.
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Well, you know, I always loved playing
baseball.
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I just thought being an umpire would be
a good way to stay close to the game,
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you know? Well, that doesn't sound
stupid to me.
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So you really think I'd be a good
umpire? Yeah, why not?
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe I will try it. I'll call some
local high schools and see if they'll
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me a shot.
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Yeah, we'll just be on the weekends.
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You won't be around on the weekend?
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Whoo, baby, follow that dream.
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Blammo!
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Hey, Jimmy, look at you, all ready for
your first day of umping. Yeah.
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Whoa! Hold on, Kim.
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I'm so proud of him.
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Well, you could both be proud.
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Sometimes a man needs a little push.
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Lord knows I pushed Greg.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, when you weren't sure about having
kids, I took you down to the park to
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watch fathers play with their children.
Next thing you know, you were ready to
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start a family. I remember when Jimmy
was ready to start a family.
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It was right after the dick turned pink.
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Well, all I know is that today I'm going
after my dream, and it is all because
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of my wife. She supported me all the
way.
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Isn't that sweet?
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I've supported them both for a year now.
I get nothing.
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All right, listen, I've got to go to the
game. I'll see you guys at the field.
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And, Greg, you've got something on your
sweater. What?
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A whole lot of love. Don't tell me you
get nothing, buddy.
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What, do you have hot wings for
breakfast?
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We should probably get going, too.
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Yeah, where's Bernice?
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She's not coming today. We're taking
Sammy with us.
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Why? She's been here practically every
single day this week, hanging out with
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you. I'm sick of kissing you and tasting
some other woman's butt cake.
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You're jealous.
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What? You're jealous of a 70 -year -old
woman. I can't believe you.
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Well, you're dating a 70 -year -old
woman.
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I am not. That is crazy.
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Is it? She cooks for you. She cleans for
you. You smile every time I say her
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name. I do not.
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Say it.
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Go on. Say her name.
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Bernice.
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I'm hoping, Kim. It's just one of those
words like cheese, cheese.
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Kim, just because me and Bernice have a
very special friendship doesn't make it
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unnatural and weird.
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Well, in any case, maybe you two should
spend some time away from each other.
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You can't keep us apart.
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Well,
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I never realized how heavy all this
flippin' is, huh?
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How you doing today?
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Fine. Good.
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Do you think they're going to start the
game?
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Probably right after you say play ball.
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Right.
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Have a good game, Danny.
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Go get him, Jimmy. You can do it, baby.
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Which one's your son?
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Oh. He's not my son, he's my husband.
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Strike ball!
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Good call!
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Yeah, good call, baby.
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Strike two!
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Strike!
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Strike!
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What the hell are you doing? Those
weren't strikes.
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Yes, they were. The ball was right over
the plate. After he caught the ball and
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moved it into the strike zone.
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What? As he catches the ball, he moves
it.
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Are you doing that?
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Well, cut it out.
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Okay, problem solved.
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Hey!
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Oh,
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you suck! What are you, blind?
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You know what? For your information, he
really is blind.
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Yeah. How do you feel now, huh?
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How do you feel now?
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What's he pointing at me for?
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Well, he couldn't see the play. It was
the screen.
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He wants you to make the call.
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watching the play, weren't you? Of
course I was.
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Say!
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Out! I said let out!
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Let out!
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I thought there were only two options.
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Well, he's getting better. At least this
inning didn't have four outs.
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Man, it's hot out here.
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You got any more of that Gatorade?
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Drank it all.
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My back is killing me. Your back? You've
been leaning on me for the last three
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innings.
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Bad for Jimmy.
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I know. Could you believe it? It's the
first umpire in the history of baseball
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to call a do -over.
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Hello. Hey, Bernice. Kim, look, Bernice
is here.
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How did you get in here?
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I used the key under the mat. Greg
showed me where it was.
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Yeah, you know, just in case of an
emergency, you know. I was planning on
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my chocolate chip muffins. Sounds like
an emergency to me.
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Peter McDaniel, I'm sorry to bother you,
but is my mother... Ma, what are you
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doing here?
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I'm really sorry. My mother does these
sort of things when she gets mad at me.
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Go home, Peter. Go home to your big
house in Santa Clarita.
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Ma, I used to live in the neighborhood,
but the commute was killing me. So I
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moved closer to work, and now I don't
see my mother as often as I used to.
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Is that my sweater?
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Maybe you should give him his sweater
back.
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No, Kim, I love this sweater. It's like
wearing a big warm hug.
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Mom, you can't just start mothering
other people because I'm not around.
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Well, then maybe you shouldn't have
moved away.
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Excuse me?
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Greg, this isn't our business.
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Well, Kim, obviously this guy cares more
about a short commute than he does his
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own mother.
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You deserve better than that.
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You deserve better than him, Bernice.
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You don't need this sad excuse for a
son.
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What did you just say?
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What's that?
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Don't you ever talk about my baby like
that. Who the hell do you think you are?
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Let's go, Peter.
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Bernice, I'm sorry. Please don't go
away. Come back.
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Sweater.
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If he ever mistreats you, Bernice.
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I hated it.
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It's too much pressure.
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It's like no matter what call you make,
somebody's going to be mad at you.
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I don't like that.
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I like to be liked.
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So you're saying that you would have
hated this no matter when you tried it?
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Yeah. Guess actually you did me a favor
back then, huh?
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Well, then, you're welcome.
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All right, this is great. I feel like a
huge weight has been lifted off me. You
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know what? We should celebrate.
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Pants off.
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Didn't you hear me?
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We feel better.
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Well, I'm glad you feel better, but I
lost my what if.
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Your what?
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My what if.
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You know, whenever I was, like, bored at
work or stuck in traffic, I'd like to
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kind of sit and think about what my life
would have been like if I'd have been
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an umpire.
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And now I know I never could have done
it.
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Well, come on, then.
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There's got to be something else you can
dream about while you're stuck in
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traffic. I don't know.
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How about being the president?
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Huh? Yeah. You could dream about being
the president.
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I could never be the president.
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I get confused when they talk about
politics on Benson.
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It's got to be something I could
actually do.
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You know, I mean, the good thing about
being an umpire is I thought I could
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actually have done it if you hadn't told
me not to.
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Well, um, you play golf, right?
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You could dream about being a pro
golfer.
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Yeah, I bet if you practiced every
single day until you were 50, you could
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the senior tour. Okay, Christine, you're
never going to let me play golf every
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day. No, of course I'm not.
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Sophie, the only reason you're not going
to achieve your dream is because of me.
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Huh? How about that?
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You got your what if back.
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Hey, wow.
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I could be a professional golfer if my
horrible wife wasn't stomping on my
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dreams.
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Thanks honey. Sure baby.
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you don't know
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