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All right, buddy, you can do it.
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Now, when I say go, I want you to put
everything you've got into it, okay?
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All right.
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Go.
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Oh,
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did he say go? I guess I should start
pushing now. Wow, is that your hardest?
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Dude, you just got beat by a girl who
can fit in a keyhole.
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Hello, class.
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Woody, what are you doing on the floor?
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Uh, looking for his bride.
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Uh, can't find it.
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Ooh, and I found a piece of gum.
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Okey -dokey, then.
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So, in social studies this week, we're
going to do something a little
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You sit in one of these chairs while we
bore you to death?
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Well, I know two and I'm already sad.
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Now, this assignment is going to be
worth half your grade, but everyone will
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have a partner.
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Everybody!
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And the two of you will become a married
couple.
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What?
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No one wants to marry me?
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You get used to it.
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But what say you be my sugar mama, and
I'll tell you you're the smartest girl I
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ever met.
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marriages end in divorce.
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The other half limp along in
uncomfortable silence.
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But this is because people often don't
realize how hard it is to share a life
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with another person.
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My daddy's great at marriage. He's done
it eight times.
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Okay.
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Now, everyone, pick a card out of this
bowl to determine your career.
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Ooh, sanitation engineer. Cool, I'm an
engineer.
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That means garbage man.
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Ooh, I drive a truck.
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That crushes stuff.
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Who's Brian Sergion?
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It says brain surgeon.
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Ooh, and even though this is pretend,
that makes me nervous.
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Um, why don't you be a housewife?
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Can I be a mansion wife?
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Marriage is going great, isn't it,
Bailey Bunny?
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It sure is, Cody Kitten.
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You two should be spayed and neutered.
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Zach, I need you to sign this prenup.
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I don't sign anything without Cody
reading it first.
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He doesn't need to read it.
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It's just a contract that says if we get
divorced, I get to keep all my money
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and you get to keep whatever you can fit
to this hobo sack.
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What? I'm not interested in your fake
money.
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Did I mention there's a signing bonus
with real money?
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Initials, signature, DNA sample.
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So, what should we do today, money? I
mean, honey.
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We're going shopping to get you new
clothes. What sizes do you need?
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28 -inch pants, 36 -inch jacket, and 65
-inch TV.
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Done.
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I love being fake married to you.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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But it's our honeymoon. Do you really
have to work?
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I'm not working. This is my lunch.
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Want a bite?
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Hi, Ms. Tutwala. Sorry I was out sick
the other day. I heard you were in the
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infirmary. Yeah, I put on a pair of Zach
socks by mistake and had a little...
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Fungus situation.
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So what's been going on?
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Everybody got married.
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Wow, you missed one date.
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Don't worry, Marcus. I will find
something for you.
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Wow,
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Zach, you look great.
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Sorry to break your hearts, ladies, but
I'm off the market.
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Yeah.
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Oh, trophy husband.
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I'm a trophy husband.
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So, class, how are all your marriages
going?
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Good. I'm a trophy husband.
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Woody is the perfect husband.
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Sometimes it does.
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And sometimes you realize the person
you're in a relationship with isn't who
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thought they were.
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Like, sometimes you think that someone's
a great guy, and then you find out that
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his business trips are to visit his
girlfriend in Pecora.
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Please say cheese.
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Please say cheese.
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Life.
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Dang it.
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Now, each couple will spin and adapt
their marriage to whatever fate has in
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store.
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Who wants to go first? Oh, we do. We do.
Okay.
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You go, honey. Big money. Big money.
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Oh, looks like Zach is getting a new
job.
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Thank goodness. I won't be married to a
garbage man anymore.
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So you quit your job to pursue your
lifelong dream of joining the circus.
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a great chance to practice our Japanese.
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Light search?
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Of course.
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You did not just put my sweater on a
hanger.
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Sorry, sweetie. I'm doing my best.
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Uh, honey, can I have another sip of
juice?
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More juice?
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You've had a lot, and I don't really
like where that's headed.
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Okay, I guess I'll get it myself.
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you know, walked or done anything.
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I'm doing something. I'm telling you how
to do the laundry.
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Yeah, really enjoyed the sock folding
video.
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Uh, I'm feeling a little chill. Can you
grab me a blanket?
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Sure, sweetie.
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Can you tuck me?
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Anything else? Maybe a foot rub or a
fresh shrimp cocktail?
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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Oh, oh, too tight talking.
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Oh, let me fix that for you.
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You really should vacuum down here.
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question you each will write down your
answer and we'll see how well your
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answers match with your spouse a spouse
means the person you're married to not a
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cross between a spider and a mouse
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Pants is an abbreviation for pantaloons,
which no one wears these days.
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I think the appropriate term would have
been slacks, trousers, or even breeches.
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relationship.
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If you have to go to the bathroom so
badly, just get up and go.
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I'm sick of doing everything while you
sit there whining and criticizing.
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I wouldn't have to criticize you if you
did things right. You mixed up my soup
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and my bedpan. Not that the soup you
made was any better.
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know that was there well this is where i
come to cry too you know because i have
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allergies i just thought cody was the
one but i feel like i was giving more
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he was look bailey the whole point of
this assignment was to show you guys
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relationships are about compromise give
and take for better for worse and
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sickness and in health i should have
been a little more sympathetic to cody
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a couple as perfectly matched as you and
Cody? I mean, don't let this little
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disagreement break you up.
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I promise you, if I ever really break my
legs, I would crawl to the ends of the
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earth to make you happy.
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You would crawl.
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Cody, I'll never find anyone as good as
you.
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I'll never find anyone as good as you
either.
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And I'll never find anyone.
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These are beautiful, Cody.
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I think we learned that marriage isn't
easy.
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Yes. Though it can be great, you
shouldn't enter into it lightly.
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I learned that I may actually have a
career as a clown.
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divorced. Miss Tallweiler, will you
please tell London that we weren't
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married so we don't really need a
divorce?
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Oh, well then that was easy.
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I guess you guys forget about paying
Zach that whole million dollar alimony
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settlement.
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Oh, wait, what?
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That wasn't me. That was the clown
talking.
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By the way, one of those lawyers is
single.
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London, don't be ridiculous.
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