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I'm London Tipton.
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Welcome to the boardroom.
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London, this is a classroom, not a
boardroom. Then why am I always bored in
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here?
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Anywho, I have great news.
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Daddy just gave me a million dollars.
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How is that news?
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Man, I'm out of here.
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And I want to share the million dollars
with you.
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Please continue.
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Well... Daddy asked me to think of a
product that will appeal to the youth
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demographic.
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But, after putting on my thinking cap, I
realized two things.
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I'm not a thinker, I look great in caps,
and I have no idea what demographic
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means.
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That's three things.
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You're right.
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Stupid thinking cap.
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I don't want Daddy to know I couldn't
come up with anything.
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So, I need you guys to help me. The
first person to come up with a great new
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product gets the million dollars to
develop it.
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Man,
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that's a lot of money.
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You know, I can keep my eyes on it for
you.
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Please. I got a trained professional.
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Kirby!
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Is this a surprise party for me?
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No. So there's no cake?
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I'm giving you a million dollars.
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But there's no cake?
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Wait a minute. A million dollars? What
do I have? have to do. I mean, I'll do
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it. I just need to know what it is.
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I need you to guard it.
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Yes, ma 'am. You can depend on me. I
won't let that money out of my sight.
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Uh,
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Kirby, where's the money?
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Out of my sight.
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Sorry.
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The race for the million dollar idea is
on. And may the best man or freakishly
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broad -shouldered woman win.
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would you zap me i'm a little on edge
because i'm guarding this million
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for london you know i've actually never
seen a million dollars before mind if i
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take a peek i need to see some id yep
you're you
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wow that's a lot of cheese well it is a
million dollars no i mean
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actual cheese
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It's the sack with the money. What are
you going to do?
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Don't worry.
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I'm a trained professional.
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I know how to deal with situations like
these.
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I wanted to use my boardroom, but Miss
Tutwiler said she needed to hold
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detention in there.
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Aren't you supposed to be in detention?
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, now, excuse me. My three o 'clock is
here. Oh, cool.
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Dazzle me, farm girl.
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Okay, my idea combines the two things
kids love most.
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Recycling and heirloom crafting.
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Uh -huh.
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You start with an apple.
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You whittle it down, put some old
vintage clothes on it, and this is what
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get.
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Analyze them.
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For instance, I based this one on Mrs.
Gurgly.
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See? Same clothes, same shoes. Same
wrinkles.
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Hey, she made it.
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Okay,
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dabble me, brain boy.
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Hi, I'm Cody Martin. How many times have
you been in the woods? Never. And
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wanted to cook yourself a meal? Never.
But you forgot your lemon zester. Never.
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Exactly. We've all been there, but those
days are over, thanks to the kitchen in
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a mitt.
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Why would I ever wear something that
hideous? Please, save your questions
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the end.
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The kitchen in a mitt puts the whole
kitchen in the palm of your hand.
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It whips, it ladles, it slices, it
dices, and for when you want to flip
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eggs, the spatula attachment is your
best friend.
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always makes it better.
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Perhaps you'd like to stick some bacon
in my ear.
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And the best part about the kitchen in a
mitt is it's heat resistant up to 10
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,000 degrees.
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Looks like Cody, but isn't smart.
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Hey, that's what Mom calls me, too.
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Anyway, my million -dollar invention
is...
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Clothes made out of tinfoil? I think
Bailey already has those.
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No, no, no. It's a super suit.
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You see, having superpowers will no
longer require a radioactive spider bite
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a gamma ray explosion.
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You see, this suit can deflect missiles,
fire lasers, even fly into outer space.
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Well, how does it do all that?
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Beats me.
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But when I get that million bucks, I'll
hire a bunch of nerds to figure that
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out.
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Then I'll be indestructible.
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logical money -making idea for the music
industry. It is one giant step beyond
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ringtones. I love ringtones.
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Well, if you like ringtones, you will
love...
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For just 99 cents, you can sing along to
your favorite hits from yesterday and
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today while riding the porcelain pony.
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I don't think my dad wants to tip the
name associated with something so
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distasteful. Come on, it brings a whole
new meaning to canned music.
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London, this invention will make a
fortune.
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Over a lifetime, people spend an average
of four years on the toilet.
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Double that for my...
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in the pool?
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No, I sweat when I'm nervous.
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I've looked everywhere except under that
veil.
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Dang, no dough under the ding.
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Kirby, you need to retrace your steps.
Now, when was the last time you saw the
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money? In the lunchroom, but I checked
and it wasn't there. I just have to keep
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looking.
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Well, can you look by the ficuses? They
need watering.
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I don't know why you guys even bother to
show up.
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London's going to pick my super suit.
What's so super about tinfoil? It has
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awesome power to bake a potato!
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Well, it beats your moldy apples.
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They're dried.
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And your stupid lemon tester.
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Well, at least no one went potty on my
invention.
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Well, I can rectify that. Hello!
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I'm London Tipton, and welcome to the
boardroom.
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been waiting for.
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The person getting the million dollars
for their invention is...
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If you're trying to read the name in
that notebook, I think it's pronounced
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Zach.
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Oh, no.
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I was just looking at how cute I am.
There's a mirror in my notebook.
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She has the attention span of a
goldfish.
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London, over here, girl.
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Hello, I'm London Tipton, and welcome to
the...
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that you pick. Look, the truth is, I
can't decide which invention I like
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Look, what am I going to tell Daddy?
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London, your father's alive.
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Tell him I'm dead.
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He heard that. Now stand up.
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Ow.
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I think he meant come out from under the
table, then...
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Let's enjoy this moment, not focus on
business.
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The product idea?
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Of course I have it. I just didn't want
to talk to you until all the details
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worked out.
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Daddy wants a laser death ray.
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Come on, it's a flashlight with a red
sock over it. For boys and girls, love
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music, so pick my flesh tune.
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I think we can all agree that My Kitchen
in a Mint is the best choice.
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What kid doesn't want to whisk in the
woods?
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Uh, all of them? Yeah, I don't know.
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I've got it, guys, guys, I've got it.
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There's something great about each of
your inventions.
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So, you should combine them into one
great big idea that'll appeal to
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That way, Daddy will love it.
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You're the inventioners.
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Hurry up. I need you by furful day. No
later than purple o 'clock.
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I thought you already looked through the
garbage.
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I did. This is from searching Zach's
room.
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Still no luck? Nope. And I even checked
the all -you -can -eat buffet four
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times.
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in the shower.
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Well, Kirby, look, I know it's casual
furful day, but you might want to think
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about changing your shirt.
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I love the hat, though.
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Thanks. I know I'm kind of a mess, but
you look like a million bucks.
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And I would know because I have been
looking at a million bucks all day,
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gardening just like you asked me to.
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Well, good, because I'm on my way to see
my inventificator's inventions, and I'm
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going to need to divide the money four
ways.
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a nap on that.
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Well, until that time comes, I will
continue to keep that money safe, sound,
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certainly not lost in a vat of macaroni.
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Okie dokie. I'll see you later.
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Oh, you know what?
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Maybe you should just give me the money
now.
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No! Why not?
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Because... Because... Oh, here's a good
one.
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You might not be London Tipton. You
might be a thief in a London Tipton
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Oh, you're right.
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invention of my own I would like to talk
to you about.
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Your booger rag?
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It's a pocket hanky. Well, how does that
appeal to kids? I got my first one from
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my Uncle Cedric the morning of my eighth
birthday.
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When did you first get beat up?
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That afternoon at my eighth birthday
party.
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Not interested.
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Oh, no. But this is a mood hanky. It
changes colors to reflect
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how you're feeling.
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See? Green means I'm happy.
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So, is it worth a million bucks?
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Stop!
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Look, red is anger.
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It works!
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Purple is embarrassed?
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did we say about the voice sorry
presenting granny smith the last dancing
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cooking combat ready doll you'll ever
buy let us demonstrate
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to help you grow.
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And she plays your favorite music.
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Just push.
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I'm a dancing granny. Just watch me hip
hop. Watch me start.
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I don't want to stop. I can break my
top. Just watch me move.
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Come on, sonny. Let's start to groove.
Let's groove.
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Let's groove.
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Let's groove.
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She's cute and cuddly, just like
grandma, but she won't spend your
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on lottery tickets and cat food.
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She can take out 12 city blocks using
rocket launchers and a high -intensity
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microwave pulse. And still have time to
make a nice noodle pudding.
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Working on that!
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I almost was a picnic.
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I just don't know what I did wrong.
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What you did wrong was you didn't trust
your instincts.
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Look, London, you know what people like
to buy.
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I mean, no one's bought more stuff than
you.
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That's true.
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I have more sheets than Spain.
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And you're a trendsetter. Who was the
first to wear a solid gold bikini?
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Me.
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like a rock, but I met lots of cute
lifeguards and doctors and briefly
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So instead of trying to figure out what
everyone else likes, why don't you go
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with what you like?
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I mean, isn't that why your father hired
you to do this in the first place?
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You know what?
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You're right, Mosby.
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I'm going to get myself cleaned up and
get back to work.
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What exactly is that?
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Looks like I'm studying. But really, I'm
making myself look more beautiful. I
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invented it myself.
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Gasp! I'm an inventor!
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Kids would love this.
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And it's way better than those other
ideas.
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Especially that stupid mood hanky.
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What's that mean when it turns black?
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piece of junk. He left my makeup
notebook.
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Man's an idiot.
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Anywho, kids everywhere will be
pretending to study, learning nothing,
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looking fabulous.
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I couldn't be more proud.
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So you brought us here to gloat?
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No. Why would I do that?
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You realize gloat means to make others
feel bad by your success?
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Then I guess it is why I called you in
here.
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You can go to jail.
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I gave you to guard?
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Uh... Here it is.
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Safe and sound.
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Thanks, Kirby. I knew I could depend on
you.
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Whoa. Feels about 100 short.
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Thank goodness that's over. I have to
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