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What are you doing?
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Shh. Come here.
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I'm playing a prank on Woody. You see,
yesterday, he salted my pudding cup. You
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don't salt a man's pudding cup.
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Men don't eat pudding cups.
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So, when Woody sees the plate of free
goodies, he'll pick it up. Which will
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the fishing line. Which is attached to a
bucket of freezing ocean water on the
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upper deck. Which will plummet to the
earth, getting said Woody soaking wet.
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Which will make me laugh until I wet
myself.
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And yet, you never have time to do your
homework.
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What are you doing?
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Zach's playing a prank on you.
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Somebody's idea of a joke?
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What is going on here?
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Zach just drenched Becky Muldoon.
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Uh -oh. She's captain of the wrestling
team. The boys' wrestling team.
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Who did this?
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He did. This guy. Radio.
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after I beat you into tiny zap pieces.
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Miss Muldoon, will you please put him
down?
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Thank you.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Mosby may have saved you for now, but
meet me here at three o 'clock and bring
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bandages.
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That's just an act.
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That's one heck of an act.
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Yep.
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Pillow to rest my weedle head on while
everyone else takes the quiz.
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Night mask to cover my weedle wife so I
can nap while everyone else takes the
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quiz.
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And for later, a weedle fashion magazine
to read since I'll have detention for
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sleeping while everyone else takes the
quiz.
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London, you have to try a weedle harder.
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Look, I told your father you would do
better at school.
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I am. I didn't fail anything last
semester.
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I got straight Ds.
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Look, London, you have to do better. For
my sake.
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I just don't want to let your father
down.
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I mean, the last person that let your
father down... Actually, we don't know
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what happened to the last person that
let your father down.
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I miss Uncle Teddy.
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Well,
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don't worry, Mosby. If worse comes to
worse, I can set you up with a new name
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life in the Andes Mountains.
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How do you feel about being a goat
herder?
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How would you feel if I took away your
diamond polisher?
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Just me?
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I thought you were Becky coming to
pummel me early.
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Man, I've been so nervous today, I've
already sweated through three shirts.
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Me too.
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What are you worried about?
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Nothing.
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But if you want to win the fight, I have
a great move.
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Okay, come at me.
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What are you doing?
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It's called the armadillo. It protects
the face and all vital organs.
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This is the most ridiculous thing I have
ever seen.
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Please follow me. Please follow me.
Please follow me.
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It's the armadillo.
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Okay, define the placebo effect.
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It's what happens when you give someone
a sugar pill and tell them it's
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medicine. And because they believe it
will help them, it does.
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Kind of like when your mommy kisses your
boo -boo.
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All I know is that you're my little boo
-boo.
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in here because Mosby told you to study
in front of me?
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No, we're just doing our homework.
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Something you should try.
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Why should I do your homework?
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If we don't ask you to do our homework
for us, will this conversation be over?
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Look, I'm just not a very good student.
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Oh, and don't blame me if Mosby goes
missing.
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I'm guessing Mr. Tipton threatened Mosby
to get London's grades up.
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I bet I could help her get at least a B
on the final if she would just want me
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to tutor her.
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I'll take that bet.
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You're on.
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Please, better than you have tried.
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Meaning you?
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Yes, and I once taught a monkey to
divide fractions and make a killer
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tort. Is that monkey back?
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Maybe.
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London, have you ever marveled at how
beautiful math can be?
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Bailey, there are a few things I marvel
at. A diamond the size of a cat.
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A giraffe. made out of solid gold.
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And? Me!
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But math?
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No.
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These problems aren't that hard.
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Okay, take this one.
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Your bus leaves the station at... I
would never take the bus.
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I would take my private jet.
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Why?
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Your private jet leaves the bus station
at 6 a .m.
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He's the one driving me.
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So let's assume that your chauffeur has
gotten you to your private jet at, say,
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noon. But you'll have lunch on the
plane.
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Goodie! Wait, what are we having?
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Ah, so I see the tutoring is going well.
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Bailey's an even worse teacher than you.
I mean, you didn't teach me anything
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either, but at least you gave me treats.
Ah, study break!
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Might as well give up now.
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No. We still have time before that
final. I know inside London there's a
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girl screaming to get out.
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Yeah, she's screaming, help, I'm trapped
inside a dimwit.
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Stop saying that. I just need to get her
to focus.
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Not gonna happen. Unless you got some
magic potion.
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Or a placebo.
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Man, what am I gonna do?
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You know, if I dodge Becky, everyone
will think I'm a wimp.
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But if I stay here and get my butt
kicked by a girl, everyone will think
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wimp.
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If I kick her butt... Martin!
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You know what I'm going to do to you?
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This is your head now.
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That's your head when I'm done with you.
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I'm guessing kicking her butt isn't an
option.
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of getting in a tussle and making some
poor crewman mop up my blood from the
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deck. We just shake hands and let
bygones be bygones.
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You know what?
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You're right. You're right. Put her
there.
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Does anyone else see a bright white
light?
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Grammy, is that you?
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Look,
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Becky, I have nothing against you. I've
always...
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Yeah. I did not pray to him.
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Get close to you.
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I've always admired you since I saw you
punch out that jerk.
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Really? Really.
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You know, in fact, you might even say I
have a crush on you.
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Kind of like what your butt is doing to
my rib cage.
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want to go out with me?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Okay. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Why are they at eight?
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Right after you help them raise the
anchor.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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When did you start liking Becky?
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When my spine went through my chest.
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some last -minute studying to do for
this quiz.
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Okay, let me see. A squared plus B
squared equals... Uh, equals...
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Oh, that's right.
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C squared.
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Magic perfume, what would I do without
you?
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Uh, Bailey?
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Why are you thinking your perfume?
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I'm gonna give you my secret weapon for
doing well in school.
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Perfume that smells like donkey?
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It's made with special amino acids,
vitamins, and minerals that, when
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seep through the pores of your skin and
act as a brain neuron enhancer.
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Huh?
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Stinky help you thinky.
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It has smarticle particles?
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Yes.
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It'll make everything easier to
understand and help you to focus. Oh,
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be a better student?
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Aren't the lights pretty?
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Where?
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Here.
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For the fifth time tonight, please stop
lifting me.
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Sorry, have it.
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Which reminds me, I have a big wrestling
match this weekend.
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I'm taking on a visiting team from the
Ukraine.
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Ah, dadgummit. That means I won't be
able to see.
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in the stands cheering me on with other
guys' girlfriends.
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Right?
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So now I'm a girlfriend?
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Which reminds me, I signed you up to
bring the team snack.
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Well, I have to go use the little girls'
room.
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Will you miss me?
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I can't take this anymore.
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I need to break up with Becky.
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First, I have to make lemon squares for
12.
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Can you make it 13?
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So, what'd you get?
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An A.
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Same old, same old. What'd you get?
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I got a C+. A C plus?
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And it's all thanks to Bailey. I told
you, you could... do it.
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You're the bestest teacher in the whole
whitestest world.
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We'll work on grammar next week.
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I have to admit, I'm impressed.
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How'd you do it?
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Easy. I was patient, organized. Make
sure you have enough of that magic brain
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perfume so I can ace the final. Yeah.
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And you lied.
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I prefer the word inspired.
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Lied. Motivated.
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myself look ugly so Becky will break up
with me.
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But it can't be done. I don't have a bad
angle. Why would I curse with these
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drop -dead good looks?
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Let's not forget your charming modesty.
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I know.
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I'm the complete package.
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Look, Woodford, I need your help.
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How do you repel girls?
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Well, it usually starts right after I
say hello.
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interested in some other guy.
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Wait, that's it. You're a genius.
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I am?
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Yes, I need you to woo and win Becky
Muldoon.
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I told you I'm not good with females.
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Don't you worry, Plywood.
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I'm gonna teach you how to flirt.
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Okay, now, just pretend this is Becky.
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Now watch and learn.
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Excuse me, but...
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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That's good.
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I know.
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Or... Are you from Tennessee?
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Because you're the only ten.
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I see.
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Okay, now you draw it.
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Hey there.
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Did it hurt when you fell from
Tennessee?
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Oh, that's wrong. That's wrong.
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You know what?
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Just be bold and sweep her off her feet.
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Come here, gorgeous.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help
myself.
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Okay, now you try.
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Hey there, gorgeous.
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I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help
myself.
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Zach, I think I broke Becky.
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I can't believe London thinks that cheap
perfume is making her smart.
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Cheap? You bought me that perfume.
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That's how I know it's cheap.
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Well, cheap or not, it made her smart,
so pay up.
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The bet was a B on the final, and the
final's not till tomorrow.
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Meanwhile, I'm sure London's back to
figuring out how doorknobs work.
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Good day, fellow smarty arties.
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London, I love this new look. Thank you,
thank you. It's your basic smart person
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look.
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So, are we discussing something smart?
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We're talking about Cody's job.
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Is it a smart job?
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I hand out towels.
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Are they smart towels?
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Yeah, they absorb everything.
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So does my brain.
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And it's all thanks to Bailey's
tutoring.
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I don't know. Don't you smell? Shouldn't
you be studying?
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Oh, that's right. I even called my daddy
and told him I plan on getting an A.
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So bring like a bucket of that Smurper
milk.
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London, is it true?
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I heard from your teacher you got a C.
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Nope.
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I got a C plus.
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Joy of joys. London, I haven't been this
proud of you since you learned that
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socks don't go over your head.
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Keep up the good work.
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Oh, I don't have to hurt goats. I don't
have to hurt goats.
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someone smarter, but I also saved a
bunch of goats from a dangerously
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inexperienced herder.
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I still don't think it's fair that you
lied to London about that perfume.
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Hey, a bet's a bet. You never said I
couldn't use a placebo.
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Well, are you ever going to tell London
that it's just ordinary perfume and it
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can't make her smart?
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What London doesn't know won't hurt her.
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And in her case, that's a lot.
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Hey, London.
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How's it going?
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I'm not really smart.
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I just smell smart.
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Well, that was odd, even for London.
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Hey, woodchuck, you clean up nicely.
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Oh, okay, now remember what I told you.
You go over there, and you sweep Becky
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off her feet.
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Okay, but if she hurts me, it's on your
conscience.
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I'll take that chance.
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And you fell from heaven.
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No, but it's gonna hurt when I throw you
from the crow's nest.
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Okay.
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But I wanted to know if you were from
Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I
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see.
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Get it?
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10? Like, you're hot?
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You think I'm hot?
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Oh, this herbal shampoo is really paying
off.
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But you should know that I'm with
somebody.
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Okay.
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Uh, look, Becky.
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Oh, jeez!
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Oh, what is this I see?
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My best friend in the arms of my best
girl?
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Zach, you don't understand.
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No, I do understand, you two -timer.
This relationship is over.
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Zach!
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cannot help. I must try and mend my
broken heart with a pudding cup. Oh,
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please stop. Haven't you hurt me enough?
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I'm a dildo.
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Please let me be. Please let me be.
Please let me be.
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Hey, what's up? You look kind of down. I
am.
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I don't suppose you have a perfume for
that.
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What do you mean?
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phony baloney perfume how did you find
out i overheard you and cody talking
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about fooling me with that fake perfume
that's just a gazebo but on the bright
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side it did get you to study and you got
a better grade you've always been able
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to do it on your own
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You have special smart lipstick?
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Yeah, here.
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Oh, it's working.
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I feel smarter already.
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You even look smarter.
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Let me at that final.
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You know, it hurts being smart.
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Like a girl.
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Thank you.
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I think.
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Well, you know, if you come here to win
me back, you've won.
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I actually already have a date with
someone else.
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What about us?
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What happened?
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What happened is I met someone who
really connects with me.
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And he makes me feel beautiful.
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Who is this Casanova?
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talk to you for a second come here what
are you doing dating my girl you told me
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to you were so worried about looking
like a wimp you didn't even notice becky
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sweet smart funny and she can birth the
minute waltz in 30 seconds she's every
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man's dream
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you been kissing a clown?
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Oh, this?
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It's just something to help me study.
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Well, in that case, you've never looked
lovely.
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Thank you.
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So, Cody, now that Bailey and my new
smarticles have won your bet, what did
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get? A limo? A boat? A million dollars?
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A kiss on the cheek? Heya.
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My pleasure.
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Ugh. Poor people.
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foot rub, I can convince London a giant
merman is holding up the ship.
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