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Down, down, down, down, down. I cannot wait for this countdown.

Bring in this new year. We have 2018 coming.

2018, baby!

Woo -hoo!

Look at our little girl growing up so good.

It's been a great year.

We're in for a good party, Sylvia.

You're just with us so fast.

Be careful.

Oh, my crown.

That was so good.

We've only got about an hour and a half left.

Don't you drink too much. I'm going to have somebody clean it up. It's a long

night, honey. Don't spill.

We've got a long night.

You know how you get.

Oh, my goodness.

Careful,

honey. Careful.

You know how you get.

Yeah,

buddy.

Bring on the new year.

Mom down, mom down, mom down.

Listen,

listen, listen, honey.

I need you to slow down.

It's an early night. We haven't even done the countdown yet.

Just take it easy, all right?

You are having fun, but don't have too much. We've got a long night.

Why does he always yell at me?

I'm just looking out for you, babe. That's all.

I'm just looking out for you.

Yelling.

We're trying to have fun.

Happy New Year, guys. You're having fun. It's 2018.

It's not midnight yet.

Get her a drink.

You're wasted already.

I know.

Have you ever seen your mom? No, I think it's your mom's fault.

Oh,

good. Perfect.

Cheers. Cheers.

She'll just pass it on the couch like usual.

Yeah, but it's New Year's Eve.

She's not going to make it to the game. Look at your mom, really.

Honey,

please take it easy. You take it easy.

Oh, I like it. I can see better. I can see four of you now.

I don't know if it's the glasses or the alcohol.

I don't need to see any more of you, though.

Okay, take them off. Take them off. Take them off.

Don't put water in it.

No, I saw you put ice in it. It's going to melt it. Drink some more.

You're going to drink dinner for tonight.

I don't care what time it is. You care what time it is. We're going to see you

for dinner tonight. You're going to hold yourself for another one.

She's got time for titties.

I'm her.

Dude, that's not going to work out.

Is the party over?

Well, you can't do anything about it, seriously.

You know what? We still haven't bring Trillion 18 in yet. We're going to bring

it in with a bang.

You know what?

Jesus,

I bet this is every time.

Your mom got my wine drink more than you are.

Clearly got stood up. How about you?

Basically, he texted me that he had other plans.

Oh, God.

Rude. I didn't even get a text.

Oh, wow. That's wonderful.

I don't know. I mean, you know, something could be wrong, but doubt it.

I just wanted to kiss someone at midnight.

Yeah, me too.

They don't look like they're having a good night either.

They're probably not.

They're probably pretty bored.

You know, our mom's kind of passed out. Why don't we go see how they're doing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey, how are you?

What? The countdown.

Yeah, are you guys going to, like, kiss anybody?

Not all you see of the situation is not healthy.

Yeah, it's like, that'd be a lot of fun kissing.

What do you do?

So you're not going to kiss our moms at midnight, clearly.

Apparently. Yeah, it's like, that'd be a lot of fun kissing.

What do you do?

Yeah. As a matter of fact, look, it's... Not already.

It is, look. Oh, jeez.

Ten, nine.

This is weird. You guys, we just didn't want to not have anyone to kiss at

midnight.

I mean, our dates flaked on us.

But your mom is here.

They're passed out, so you don't have to feel bad.

Exactly. They're passed out. They didn't want to stay up for that full hour.

Yeah. That is a pretty honest gesture.

I think they're all right.

For sure.

The girls look at each other, giggling.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, you're going to miss it.

Anytime you guys ready, we can do the first position.

Let's do reverse.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Holy shit.

She'll think it was a dream.

Think it's a nightmare.