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Hey, did you make anything to eat?

I'm pretty hungry.

Hey. Yeah.

What? What's wrong?

I'll get right on it, honey.

What are you doing?

I'm just done.

Thank you.

You're having a drink?

It's like noon.

It's 5 o 'clock somewhere.

Are you okay?

What's going on? I'm going to be okay, so thank you.

You look upset.

Is it that obvious?

What's going on?

I really, honestly, your father's not going to want you to be concerned in

What? No, wait, wait, wait. You're my stepmom.

This is my family. What's going on?

I know, but it's between him and I.

Some news I found out. Some very bad news.

What is he? Is he sick or something?

Oh, no.

That would be fine if he were sick. I don't know. Never mind. I don't wish

on him.

Um. What's going on?

Okay, okay.

Please tell me.

Um, you know, Linda, his, um, his assistant.

Yeah?

Yeah, that blonde bimbo.

Yeah. What about her?

He's cheating on me with her.

No way.

With her? She's not even pretty.

No, she's not.

What, what, how are you, how, how do you know?

I caught him between going through his phone and the way he acts when I'm at

office. So you're 100 % sure?

You're not just assuming?

It's been going on for months.

So what do you think? Like, he has a girlfriend on the side?

Yes. He's fucking married to you.

Oh, man. I guess this is just, you know. This is crazy.

So what's going to happen now? You know, honestly, I don't need to concern you

with it. It's going to be okay. No, I am concerned. He's your father, you know?

I'm just... The stepmom.

No, then you're not just my stepmom. Like, you're my family, too.

I can't just brush it off.

You know what I mean? I care about you.

I can't believe that. I can't believe this shit.

I cannot believe this. Like, he's a fucking idiot.

Sorry to say that, but he is.

He found a beautiful, hot, young wife. Like, why the fuck would he cheat on you

with her?

That blonde girl?

He wanted a new flavor.

I don't know.

Have you guys been fighting a lot? What's going on?

No, that's just it. There hasn't been anything. He's not even touching me.

been months. And it just finally... Wow.

That's why I put all these clues together.

It took me this long. Have you tried counseling?

Honestly, I think it's past that.

Wow.

So what are you saying? He hasn't... You guys haven't been intimate in months?

No. Really? Are you serious? I haven't been touched. Like, I almost got excited

at the grocery store because somebody pushed next to me. I just... I haven't

been... What am I going to do? I can't go back. You don't think that's, like...

I can't be alone?

You don't think he has sugar in the tank?

What am I going to do?

Do you think?

Oh, my God. All right, listen, listen.

I'm, I'm, honestly, okay, honestly, don't, don't, don't cry.

Like, you, look.

I've already passed my prime. No, you're not. No, you're not. Look, listen,

listen.

You, you're, like, you're so hot. I'm, I'm sorry. I know you're my stepmom, but

when my dad met you and he, when he introduced me to you, I'm like, god

like, what the fuck? How did dad land this hot girl?

Listen, you deserve better.

Like, you can go out any day of the week and find a guy. You know what I mean? I

don't even know the first place to start.

There's apps for that and stuff.

Do you think I know anything about online dating? No, I don't. I've been

the game for years. Your father used to be... But you... I mean, Dad's stupid.

Just forget about him. Find a new guy.

You won't have a problem. You're young. You're beautiful.

You're smart.

You're funny.

You're cooking as a bomb.

You're the best stepmom ever, you know what I mean?

You really know how to help me out.

I'm not just saying that. I mean it, for real. I care about you a lot.

It means a lot.

I'll do whatever makes you happy, you know?

Oh, well, your father used to be like that.

He did?

Yeah. It runs in the family, huh?

I don't think I'm anything like my dad.

Like, if you were my wife, I would treat you really good. Trust me.

Oh, really? Go on.

Well, I mean, you said he hasn't touched you in months, right?

Unfortunately.

Like, honestly, this might sound kind of fucking weird, but if you

were my wife, I would...

I'd be fucking you all day long.

I'm sorry to say it like that, but that's the truth.

I'd be fucking banging you all day.

Oh, God. To feel young and be able to just have a whole weekend of sex would

be... Wow.

Whoa.

What's going on?

I mean, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm just... I'm in a time of need, and you're perfectly

timed in my time of need.

Oh,

wow.

I can understand where you were going with that banging all day.

I mean, I wasn't... I didn't even know you were going to do all this.

I mean, it's fine, but...

Is dad going to be home?

I know we're family, but I mean, you're not.

I mean, I meant all that I said, but I'm scared dad doesn't fucking show up any

minute. Oh, no, no, no. He's probably off with that twat.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wow. I feel like you're working with something more than your father. I guess

you're right.

Nothing like him.

Oh, nothing like him. Oh.

You'd be a dear and set this down.

I'd like to have both hands to help me stir this.

Is it really going to do this?

Your body is telling me that you would like

to do this.

My body is telling me something too.

Let me see how wet I am right now.

My mouth is watering.

We need to unwrap this here.

Thank you.

thinking about me like this.

for me huh mmm could have had you help me massage them

Fucking sexy you are, bro. That's fucking stupid.

His loss, right?

Oh, my God.

Just take these off all the way.

Yes, just like that.

Now take your panties off, too. Let me see that pussy.

Turn your ass a little bit more towards me. Yeah, right there, bro. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God. Look at this juicy fucking ass.

You know what I want to do?

I'm going to bend you over and fuck you.

You want to do that?

You want to show me how you would do it if you were with me? Yeah, I will.

Maybe your dad could take some notes.

God,

look at this juicy fucking ass.

God damn.

That's what you wanted?

Yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

Oh my God, that was the garage door. Oh my God. Your dad's home.

Your dad's home. What do I do? You need to go to your room.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Whoa, whoa.

Where are you going?

Going out with my girls. They finally convinced me to go out because that app

that you told me about is not good.

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

You're going to go out tonight?

Yeah, single night.

Yeah, thanks for reminding me. Don't be needing this.

What were you doing though? Should I keep it on?

Going out to the club with my girl.

Is that my gift?

Yeah.

You like it?

Um, don't you think that's a little too provocative?

Honey, that's the idea.

But what are you trying to do? Get a boyfriend?

I need to get back in the game. What about dad?

You guys aren't divorced yet? I thought you were separated.

We are separated, so I can take this off, and he's off with his girl.

He doesn't even live here anymore. You ever notice that?

What about me? I don't want to be here alone.

Sweetheart, there's plenty of stuff on the TV, and I have a casserole in the

oven for you. You're fine.

Can we just watch a movie tonight? You mean you can stay home?

We can do it tomorrow.

Do you really have to go out tonight? It's literally... the day of the week

that's singles night. What if I go the next night and it's a whole bunch of

couples? Maybe you should just wait a little bit before you start looking for

man. Your father didn't wait.

I mean, but you, I mean, you have, you, I'm sure, you know, you just, you're

separated barely. Are you worried about me? Are you jealous?

No, I'm not jealous.

Okay. I'm going to be fine. I'm with my friends.

Okay. What time are you coming back?

I have a curfew now.

worry about you?

I'm sure the bar closes at 2.

So you're going to be back at 2 a .m.? That all depends on the evening.

Can I call you if I need anything?

Yes, my phone will be with me.

Don't need this.

Not that.

You're leaving your wedding room?

I don't... How am I supposed to find to meet people if I have a big honking

thing that says that I'm... Alright, just be careful, okay? If you need

anything, call me, alright?

Okay? Yes. Of course. Thank you for worrying about me.

Don't just talk to any guy. Like, any creeps.

You dress really sexy.

People, like, dudes are going to hit on you like crazy.

I hope so.

So you're leaving now?

Yes. They're waiting. All right. Have fun, I guess. Good night.

Good night.

Yeah, who is that?

What, is that you, Mom? I'm sleeping.

Sorry, honey.

What time is it?

Like 2 a .m.

You're just getting home?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Hold on, hold on. Let me turn the light on. What the fuck? You scared the shit

out of me. Let me turn the light on. Hold on.

All right, so what's going on?

I tried.

What? What do you mean?

It was awful.

Your night was awful?

Well, I mean, to be fair, I had fun with my girlfriends.

We were dancing.

The place was nice. Great drinks.

So what happened?

The guys were awful.

You didn't meet any guy you liked? I met plenty of guys by them grinding up on

me, rude, thinking that I'm going to take shots with them or drink whatever

want to pour down my throat. It was just...

Honestly, I was thinking about you.

What? What do you mean?

Well, I mean, you're just so much more of a gentleman, and it's surprising

you're so much younger than them, but I don't know. What were you thinking

about?

Well, I had a little unfinished business the other day.

Oh, you were thinking about that?

You know, I didn't want to bring it up because I want to be weird between us.

I mean, there's nothing to be weird about.

I mean, we don't need to go and tell anybody our business.

Um, yeah, I actually, I'll be honest, I was jealous that you went out. I knew

it. Well, I don't want you to meet some douchebag, you know, and then date some

douchebag, and then what?

Just because you like shit, you know?

Aw, you're so sweet.

Protecting me?

What else were you thinking about? That we have some finishing

to do. What we started.

Really? Yeah, we didn't get to finish.

We need, like, the dress.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I'm actually surprised you let me walk out the door.

Oh,

got quite the reaction out of you for that.

I didn't know you were going to come in here and do all this.

You're on my mind.

And apparently I'm on both of your minds. Yes, you are.

Mouthwater's just thinking about this.

Mm -hmm.

I need to get this low

That was just what I needed to go to school.

Yes. Thank you for that.

Love tucking you in.

Good for the last drop.

Sweet dreams.

Make it dirty.

No, I'm so happy and so relieved. It's all done.

What is going on? Oh my gosh, you are the greatest lawyer ever.

Lawyer? So, what's the rest of the good news?

I get to keep the place.

Oh my gosh.

This is such a relief.

I can't even begin to thank you.

So we'll be getting the paperwork. Okay. Yeah.

Paperwork. All that fine print in there, too. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, no, I owe you dinner, something, dessert, the whole thing.

Thank you.

Yes.

You've been such a big help.

Yes, if any of my girlfriends need a divorce lawyer, I'd let you know.

Yeah.

Okay. Thank you.

Bye -bye.

What is going on?

It's done.

What is done?

The papers are done.

Who was that on the phone? It's done.

It's all done.

Are you kidding?

You're officially divorced?

Yes. So you're not married to dad no more?

No. When were you going to tell me that? Is this where you went? To your lawyer?

I am just appropriately, mister.

From dad.

I changed the lock.

We are in my place now. Have you talked to him?

Because I've been calling him for a week and he's like, yeah, buddy, yeah, I'm

busy right now. He's with his fucking girlfriend all the time.

So what's going to happen with me? Do I have to move out?

Well, I mean, it's not like there's a custody thing. You're over 18.

Yeah, yeah, but I mean, this is your place now. Do I have to move?

This is still your room and it's still your home.

Yeah. You can do whatever you want.

I can stay here for real? Well, your father clearly doesn't care.

I mean, I'd rather stay here with you than... I don't think he wants me

you know? Him and his new girlfriend.

Yeah, three is kind of a crowd. Yeah.

So I can stay here? Oh, my God.

That's what I was afraid of. I would have to move out because, I mean, you're

not my stepmom no more, I guess.

Hmm. Yeah, I didn't think of it that way.

We could celebrate.

You want to celebrate?

Yeah. What do you have in mind?

To go celebrate being free.

Free in more ways than one.

How do you want to do that?

Oh, my God. So what was wrong with this dress?

Nothing. It looks amazing on you.

It's more like it.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow. You know, that's how to make sure the lawyer. does a good job.

So, how do you want to do the celebrating, huh?

What do you think of what I'm doing? We can start at home here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Looks like somebody's also happy.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, so now I can fuck you all I want, huh?

Yeah, and then maybe we could go somewhere to the tropics. Get rid of

tan.

I think I got the better end of the deal. Yeah.

How much do you like it? Should I keep it on and hike it up or take it off? No,

take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Yeah, take it off. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. Yes, let me see.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, tease me. Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh my god, you're not wearing panties?

Oh my god, fuck.

This beautiful ass, yes.

Spread your ass so you can see that pussy.

Oh, my God.

Goddamn, you're so sexy.

Yes, baby, just like that. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're so fucking wet.

Goddamn.

Fuck yes.

Oh, my God. Your fucking ass is so nice.

Oh, I can't fucking wait. Goddamn.

Come here, baby. Come here.

See you on another taste, you know?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

God damn, they're so

tight. Oh, my

God.

God damn, they're so tight. Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Yes.

Yes, just like that, yes. Yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

me, you know?

Definitely.