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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,212 ♪ Look up there ♪ 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,922 ♪ What do you see? ♪ 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,340 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 4 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,925 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,677 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 6 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,764 ♪ Way up here you can breathe the air ♪ 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:14,932 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,850 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 9 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:17,976 ♪ Wow ♪ 10 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:21,104 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 11 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 12 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,441 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 13 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,235 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 14 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:29,363 ♪ In the Great North ♪ 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,033 [cheering] 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,578 [Beef whistling] 17 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,163 Huge news, everyone! 18 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,958 According to the minutes of the Town Council meeting last night, 19 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,126 permits are approved! 20 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,587 For, uh... for what, Dad? 21 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,966 "For what?" Just the thing we've been waiting for all year! 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,676 Right. Such as, uh... 23 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,178 The permits are approved for whatever they're building 24 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,097 at the empty lot on Edgecumbe Road! 25 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,598 Sick. 26 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:59,059 Who wants to take a 7-mile walk over there 27 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,520 and see... wazzup? 28 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,856 Oh, uh, I forgot that I didn't finish sleeping, 29 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,108 so good night, everyone. 30 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:10,696 And Ham and I have been cast in the new Mission Impossible. 31 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,740 Yup. I play the mission. 32 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:17,619 That's right. And I play Tom... Cruise. 33 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:20,247 So none of my besties want to come with me? 34 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,708 Sorry, Dad. Maybe you can find someone else 35 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,127 that's into the boring stuff you're into. 36 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,962 Yeah! Like... I don't know, 37 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,590 maybe some kind of colonial ghost. 38 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,134 I do prefer watching concrete dry with company, 39 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,177 but I guess today, I walk alone. 40 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,306 Wow. 41 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,933 -Walt? -Beef? 42 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,310 What are you doing here? 43 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,395 Oh, I live for a ground-breaking. 44 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,772 I'd say they're... groundbreaking. 45 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,150 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 46 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,944 Did you see how much rebar they brought in? 47 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,237 Exciting, right? 48 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:55,699 I'd say the rebar has been raised. 49 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,118 Good sir, you are on fire. 50 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,662 Hey, I was about to go sit on a bench 51 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,415 and eat some boiled eggs. Would you like to join me? 52 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:04,750 That sounds delightful. 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,669 [♪ "Can't Fight This Feeling" playing] 54 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,797 ♪ And I can't fight this feeling anymore ♪ 55 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,509 ♪ I've forgotten what I started fighting for ♪ 56 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,678 -Oh. -Whoo! 57 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,221 [both laugh] 58 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,767 ♪ It's time to bring this ship into the shore ♪ 59 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,851 [Walt] Huh? 60 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:23,935 [laughing] 61 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:28,315 ♪ And throw away the oars, forever ♪ 62 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,151 Yum, yum, yum, yum! 63 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,486 [both laughing] 64 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,614 [narrator on TV] Ice, the hard water of winter. 65 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:40,827 ♪ I've forgotten what I started fighting for ♪ 66 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,916 ♪ And if I have to crawl upon the floor ♪ 67 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,000 [both laughing] 68 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,212 [Beef] Oh, that's gotta be 25 feet deep. 69 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,463 [Walt] Oh, easily. 70 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,923 [whistles] 71 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,676 That is gonna be one hell of a medical plaza. 72 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,843 You said it, friend. 73 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,553 [mugs clink] 74 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,932 Dad, Walt, 75 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,266 another great dinner. 76 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,644 Well, thank you, son. It was a team effort. 77 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,772 I mixed up the tuna. But Walt cooked the noodles. 78 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,401 And I think we can all agree that they were the stars of this casserole. 79 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,653 Since Esther's gone all month at the fire station, 80 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,363 we've got many more joint casseroles 81 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,073 up our sleeves for you kids. 82 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,242 Aw, that rips. 83 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,953 Oh, you all should have seen the Edgecumbe Road site today. 84 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,329 We got a bunch of pictures. 85 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,914 Ooh, let's pass our phones around 86 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,749 so everyone can get a gander. 87 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,834 -Oh. -Okay. 88 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,545 -Oh, yeah you definitely see pipes there. -Okay. 89 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,922 Don't forget to post these to the shared album, Beef. 90 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,883 Of course, and I'll print them up for the binder as well. 91 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,595 Woo! Another great date night in the books! 92 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,305 Time to pick the next one. 93 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,475 Tailgating? Why did you put this in here? 94 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,726 We don't like football. 95 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,520 Wait, tailgating is a football thing? 96 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,021 I thought it was a sex thing. 97 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,356 Tailgating it is! 98 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,109 Oh, look, the Tuntleys are here. And they're with... 99 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,945 [Honeybee gasps] Wait. Is that the Puck-Bottoms? 100 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,532 We haven't seen them since we went to dinner with them at FancyTon's. 101 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,741 Oh, I remember. 102 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:02,868 [Wolf] Mmm, mmm. 103 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,245 This is the best black forest cake. 104 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,746 You can really taste the trees. 105 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:07,873 Pricey, but worth it, 106 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,958 like seeing Minions in 4DX! 107 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,836 [Honeybee] When the bill came, I reached into my purse for my credit card, 108 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,713 assuming we would split the check. 109 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,424 But then she just pulled out a lip gloss and said... 110 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,217 Oh, thank you for dinner! 111 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,803 [Honeybee] We wound up paying for the whole thing. 112 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,264 We'll get the next one. 113 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,807 [echoing] Next one, next one... 114 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,769 You know how many times I've tried to set up that "next one"? 115 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,229 Yeah, too bad they had to cancel on us last month 116 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,106 because they were looking for their turtle. 117 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,026 And the month before that when they also lost their turtle. 118 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,944 They gotta AirTag that guy. 119 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,738 Yeah, they're so busy, 120 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,865 and yet here they sit with the Tuntleys. 121 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,993 [gasps] Oh, my God. Is she-- 122 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,079 Unbelievable! They did it again. 123 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,373 They got the Tuntleys to pay for their fancy dinner. 124 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,875 This is turtle-y messed up! 125 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,752 And Tuntle-y messed up. 126 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,003 Joke works both ways! 127 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,130 [Beef and Walt chuckling] 128 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:00,091 Wow, our dads are truly a match made in heaven. 129 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,259 Yeah, I love my father, 130 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,929 but I'm thrilled not to go watch the train pass by 131 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,514 with him three times a week. 132 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,765 And I didn't even have to pretend 133 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,475 to have an opinion on chainsaws tonight. 134 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,601 Beef jumped right in. 135 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,187 They might even be best friends now. 136 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:16,441 [sighs] Look at them exchanging a tack hammer under the moonlight. 137 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,984 If they have a best-friend ceremony, 138 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,028 I'd really love to give Dad away. 139 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,656 They didn't even offer to split the bill! 140 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,990 -Oh, hey, guys! -[screams] 141 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,077 Oh, my stars and garters, you scared the heck out of us. 142 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,579 Oops, sorry. We were going for a fun reveal. 143 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,957 What in the heck are you doing in here, guys? 144 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,543 We saw you with the Puck-Bottoms and let me guess, 145 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,295 you paid, and they said they'll "get the next one"? 146 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,339 Uh-oh. There is no "next one"? 147 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,132 Nope. And when we went out with them, 148 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,926 they even had more drinks than me, 149 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,636 which is very hard to do. 150 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,096 I knew I liked you, Wolf! 151 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,098 Well, crap on a cracker. 152 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,350 Bummer, right? It's not that easy to find fun 153 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,227 new people to hang out within Lone Moose. 154 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,728 Yeah, so many drifters! 155 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,856 Oh, well, I guess that's that. 156 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,775 Or what if I told you Wolf and I have a plan 157 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,610 to get them to finally buy us a meal? 158 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,863 -You want in? -You bet your ass we do. 159 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:06,324 Should we go discuss it over drinks right now? 160 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,409 Oh, you know it! 161 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,203 [phone vibrates] 162 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,788 Ooh, a text from Walt. 163 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,542 "The Glacier Discovery Railcar is gonna pass by at 10:15 164 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,794 on its way to a repair depot. 165 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,462 Rare sighting, see you there?" 166 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,630 Oh, wow! 167 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,716 Which belt should I choose... 168 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,925 [gasps] What? 169 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,596 No. No! 170 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,931 Damn. Do we have drifters again? 171 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,517 Worse. My favorite belt is missing. 172 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,436 Your commemorative belt for the retirement 173 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,979 of the Princess Di Beanie Baby? 174 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,274 [Judy] The double-belt that wraps around your waist twice for extra pants security? 175 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,651 No, no. Those belts are ranked two and three. 176 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,820 I'm talking about... my train belt. 177 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,155 [all gasps] 178 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,990 The one where the buckle is an engine 179 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,825 and the hand-tooled leather train cars 180 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,535 wrap all the way around? 181 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,245 [sighs] The very one. 182 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,913 Could you have misplaced it? 183 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,915 No! No way. It never leaves its peg. 184 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,209 -It's too precious. -Then it's got to be in the house. 185 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,336 I've looked everywhere! 186 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,338 I could pop over to Heather's Leathers 187 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,881 in Death Cliff to buy you a new one-- 188 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,051 Ham! It was one of a kind! Hewn from moose skin 189 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,554 by Strap Knucklethorn, Alaska's premier belt-smith, 190 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,473 who died shortly after in an accident. 191 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,726 The only belt he wouldn't be seen in was a seat belt. 192 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,103 [groans] Could we have had a burglar? 193 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,482 I mean, maybe, but they only took one belt? 194 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,109 Right, right, of course, they would have taken all the belts. 195 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,362 All right, time to take this search to the streets. 196 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,822 I need everyone out there, lifting up shirts, checking waists. 197 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,824 -Absolutely not. -I'm not gonna do that. 198 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,618 Fine. I'm gonna go check the outbuildings. 199 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,952 Ignore my screams. 200 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,037 10-4, buddy. 201 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:39,042 All right, my Elizabeth Cady Stanton essay is done 202 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,378 and I got to go use the feminists' room. 203 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,380 Okay, say hi to the toilet for me. 204 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,506 You know it! 205 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,550 [Walt singing] ♪ Choo, choo goes the train belt! ♪ 206 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,011 [whispers] "Train belt"? 207 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,429 Oh! Hi, Judy. 208 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,765 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 209 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,892 You know what, I just forgot where he belt room-- 210 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,143 I mean, the bathroom was. 211 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,812 But actually I have so much diarrhea, 212 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,106 I'm just gonna go ahead and run home and do it there. 213 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,774 Bye! Bye-bye! 214 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,694 -Bye, Kima! Diarrhea! I'm going home. -Okay. 215 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,904 Say hi to your toilet for me. 216 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,489 Oh, wait. Judy, your bag! 217 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,366 Oh, yeah, I'll just get it tomorrow. 218 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,784 I have too much diarrhea. 219 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,910 See you later, bye! 220 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,996 By God, I hope she makes it. 221 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,213 -Judy, we got your text. What's going on? -Where's Dad? 222 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,132 He's looking for the belt in the woods. 223 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,759 He thinks maybe a bunch of birds conspired to take it. 224 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,845 Well, I know where the belt is, 225 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,389 and it's somewhere very, very, very, very bad. 226 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,391 Where? Just tell us already! 227 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,394 Don't rush me, you know I have a very keen sense of drama! 228 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,730 We all do! It's what defines us as a family! 229 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:45,191 -But spit it out! -[sighs] Fine! [exhales] 230 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,318 Gather round for Judy! 231 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,778 Argh! Walt has it! 232 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,073 Dad's brand-new best friend, Walt, has stolen his favorite belt! 233 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,701 -Oh! -Aah! 234 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:55,785 [Beef] Aah! 235 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,998 Wait. Did I just hear three cries of anguish? 236 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,250 Please tell me Dad is not under this porch 237 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,752 having heard every word we said. 238 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,755 Dad? Are you under this very porch 239 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,465 having heard every word we said? 240 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,924 [Beef] I'm afraid so, son. 241 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:13,762 I thought maybe the birds hid my belt under here to drive me mad. 242 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,848 Dad, I'm telling you the truth! 243 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,850 Your train belt was in Walt's room. 244 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,518 Believe women. 245 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,229 There is no way that my friend took my belt! 246 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,523 Walt has some very nice waist-candy of his own. 247 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,777 Maybe you simply imagined one of his belts was mine. 248 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,696 No, it was your waist-candy. I'm sure of it! 249 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,782 If one more person says waist-candy, 250 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,950 I'm gonna Kool-Aid Man right through this wall. 251 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,036 Dad, Walt took it! 252 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,580 Enough! I will not sit here and listen to these lies. 253 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,874 We will simply go to his house and clear this up 254 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:43,958 right this second. 255 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,043 I'll drive. 256 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,797 [Wolf] Ah, man, I can't believe the Puck-Bottoms still haven't left 257 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,590 to scam a couple for a free dinner! 258 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,550 So much for following and trapping them. 259 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,553 Hmm. I guess they don't run their dinner con every night. 260 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,679 That's okay, 261 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,765 I've always wanted to do a stakeout. 262 00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,974 Don't say steak, hon! 263 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,392 I'm so hungry. 264 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,312 Speaking of dinner, our pizza order is almost here! 265 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,856 In the delivery instructions I put, "We're in a van, 266 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,608 but don't worry, we won't kill you." 267 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,485 Sounds like you covered our bases! 268 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,654 Should we play a little game while we're waiting? 269 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,823 I could get out our interesting questions jar. 270 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,074 What the heck? 271 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,742 We do that for date night ideas! 272 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,536 We also have one for positions! 273 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,703 Oh, uh-- 274 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:21,913 Political positions. 275 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:25,250 As we age, we like to make sure we're still on the same page. 276 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,878 Ooh, tough one! 277 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,674 Would you rather have four arms or four legs? 278 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,636 As in, all arms no legs, or four arms in addition to two legs? 279 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,596 Like you are now, but with extras. 280 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,223 Oh, arms, for sure. 281 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,976 Imagine me wearing four different mittens. 282 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,144 Pretty cozy image, huh? 283 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,813 That goes right in the old cozy bank! 284 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,273 Oh, hey, there's our pizza. 285 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,650 What the-- 286 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,028 [all] No! That's our pizza! 287 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,238 Hey! 288 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,573 [doorbell rings] 289 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,074 My salami and pineapple 290 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,577 with double crust and extra sauce! 291 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,581 Did they just get another free meal out of us? 292 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,541 [sighs] Yeah, I believe they did. 293 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:10,503 We're gonna have to dig pretty deep in the cozy bank to get over this one. 294 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,755 Oh, there's something! 295 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,924 [Ham] Seems like they aren't home, huh? 296 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,887 Ah, dang, I forgot they were going to see Heating Dad 2: Too Hot 2 Parent. 297 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,222 Well, I happen to know where the spare key is. 298 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,558 It's in my wallet, in case of emergencies. 299 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,060 We will simply go in, clear Walt's name 300 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,563 and then find the damn birds who framed him. 301 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,357 [Ham] Chest of drawers are clear. 302 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,567 Of course they are. 303 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,445 I know I saw your belt, it was right there on the bed. 304 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,280 Maybe it was just a dead snake. 305 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,366 No, I distinctly saw the brass locomotive buckle. 306 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,203 So someone put a brass locomotive on a dead snake! 307 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,246 Yeah, that's probably what happened. 308 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,333 I searched the entire closet, and it isn't here, Judy. 309 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,376 -Walt's heart is as pure as-- -[door opening] 310 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,879 -[gasps] Oh, my God, someone's here! -[man whistling] 311 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,422 [whispering] That's Walt's whistle. 312 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,341 He must have forgotten something. Hide! 313 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,143 [singing] ♪ Best belt, best belt best belt in the world! ♪ 314 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,895 [softly] No. No! 315 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,231 That psychopath is flaunting it. 316 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,607 -Walter! -[screams] 317 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,359 What are you doing in my closet? 318 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,444 What are you doing in my belt? 319 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,738 -I... I... -Never mind, don't answer. 320 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,907 I knew this friendship was too good to be true. 321 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,118 You're actually... not nice! 322 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,912 -[gasps] -Was any of it real? 323 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,791 Or was all the hanging out just a ploy to get your hands on my belt? 324 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,210 It's not your belt! It's my belt. 325 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,420 Your belt? What are you talking about? 326 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,589 Do you have some kind of belt madness 327 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,883 and can't be reasoned with? Give it back! 328 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,970 I do not have belt madness, and I can be reasoned with, 329 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,930 but I will not be giving it back! 330 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,392 Fine, then I'm taking your laptop computer. 331 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,435 Hey! That's my work laptop. 332 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,479 No, it's my work laptop! 333 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,147 Kids, let's go! 334 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,482 Good night, Mr. Evanoff. 335 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,359 Have fun at Heating Dad 2! 336 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,783 ♪ Watchin' the train ♪ 337 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,955 ♪ Without you ♪ 338 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:18,047 ♪ And the nail joke doesn't land ♪ 339 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,426 It was so fun to watch the concrete set all day, huh? 340 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,844 Okay. 341 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,430 [narrator on TV] Sand, the snowflakes of summer. 342 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,893 ♪ Wish I could call you ♪ 343 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,313 Maybe it's the fourth margarita talking, 344 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,482 but I think "Release alligator at the Puck-Bottoms' home" 345 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,151 should be back on the table. 346 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,486 [laughs] If we already had an alligator, sure. 347 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,448 Oh! Maybe we send them an email with a fake coupon 348 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,408 for a free dinner at a specific place. 349 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,828 Ooh, yeah. It's the one thing we know they can't resist. 350 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,664 And we join them and make them pay the bill. 351 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,207 And then we release an alligator-- 352 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,210 -Get off the alligator, Wolf. -You got it. Love the plan! 353 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,378 [doorbell chiming] 354 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,297 -Good morning, Maude. -Morning, hon. 355 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,840 You want your usual? 356 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,009 Oh, hello, Mr. Evanoff. 357 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,344 I see you've added "stealing sugar" 358 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,888 to your list of crimes. 359 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,181 It's complimentary! 360 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,516 Maude, tell him he is not good! 361 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,809 Why would I do that? 362 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,519 See? Maude's on my side. 363 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,064 Well, you do use a lot of sugar. 364 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,775 Walt, I always come here this time of day, 365 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,736 so you will simply have to choose another coffee shop. 366 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,696 -Maude, tell him. -I was here first. 367 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,032 Maude, tell Beef he's the one who has to go. 368 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,283 Okay, nope. Both of you out! 369 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,993 [both] On what grounds? 370 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,787 On the grounds of you acting weird. 371 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,039 Give me that belt! 372 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,415 [both grunting] 373 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,417 This isn't over! 374 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,002 Maude, can I please just run back inside 375 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,504 and put my muffin in my pocket? 376 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,880 Fine, but hurry! 377 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,758 Guys, thanks for meeting us. 378 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,718 We brought your dad's laptop back. 379 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,220 Sorry that he almost got fired. 380 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,346 Thanks. 381 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,308 And our dad wanted us to negotiate the dissolution of the friendship. 382 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,727 Which we absolutely should not do. 383 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,439 Yeah, their friendship made our lives so much better. 384 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,067 -We need to fix it. -Yep. And the sooner the better. 385 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,737 This morning, Dad drew me into a 45-minute conversation about lumber. 386 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,364 Plus, our dads are great together 387 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,491 and deserve to be best friends. 388 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,575 Sure, sure, whatever, yeah. 389 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,786 Okay, we gotta get them back together. 390 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:12,912 But how? 391 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,831 Oh, what if we put some loose chainsaws 392 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,291 in the center of town in two huge mousetraps? 393 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,378 Or... Kima, remember when Bobby Seattle moved here 394 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,088 for fifth grade and we both fell for him? 395 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,715 Oh, lord, the Battle for Seattle. 396 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,844 But then our teacher made us put on the Get-Over-It Overalls 397 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,720 -and we got over it. -[sighs] Explain. 398 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,264 If you got in a fight with a friend, 399 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,141 you had to get into a giant pair of overalls 400 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,767 and stay in them until you made up. 401 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,813 Okay, so we... get some really big clothes and-- 402 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,857 No, it doesn't have to be overalls, Ham, 403 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,609 but we do need to force our D's together somehow. 404 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,111 And, yes, I do hear how that sounds, 405 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,487 but no, I will not be revising. 406 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,490 I've got it. We don't have a pair of double-wide pants, 407 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,201 but I do know where to find a double-wide belt. 408 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,627 Wow, what a large booth for just the two of us! 409 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,463 Well, you did call and change your reservation 410 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,882 to six people. 411 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,050 What? No. It's just the two. 412 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,218 Surprise! 413 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,012 What the-- What is going on? 414 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,347 Oh, what's going on is that we knew that you two 415 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,224 wouldn't be able to resist a free meal! 416 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,978 This is a sting! Tonight, our dinner is on you. 417 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,273 Wait, you lured us here with a fake coupon 418 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,108 to make us pay for your dinner? 419 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,818 Hmm. Well played. 420 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,739 Oh, hello there. We'll see your wine list and your cocktail list, 421 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,908 and any other list you got there, hon. 422 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,828 Thanks for suggesting this, guys. 423 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,123 The site looks even more beautiful under a full moon. 424 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,335 Should we get a closer look at that backhoe? 425 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,003 Don't threaten me with a good time. 426 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,672 Oh, no! What's this? 427 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,840 Why is he here? 428 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:48,966 Everyone go! 429 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,136 What the hell? Are you belting us together? 430 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,804 [both grunt] 431 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,723 Dane, don't you dare lift this loader! 432 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,476 [Judy] All right, you absolute weirdos, 433 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,229 you're in the Bury-The-Hatchet- Belted-Backhoe-Bucket now, 434 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,772 so you better start talking. 435 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,232 [both grunting] 436 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,691 So the idea is that they come out 437 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,985 as one super-dad, right? 438 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,403 Sure, Ham. Sure. 439 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,283 [both grunting] 440 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,744 You lunatics better let us down now 441 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,663 or Christmas is canceled! 442 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,999 We will let you down when you two have talked this out 443 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,584 like reasonable adults. 444 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,835 Fine, I'll start. 445 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,254 Why the hell did you take 446 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,005 my train belt in the first place? 447 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,257 I thought we were friends! 448 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,633 I already told you why. 449 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,426 Because it's my train belt. 450 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,136 Okay, that's it. [grunting] 451 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,639 What are you-- What are you doing? 452 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,599 I'm beating you up! 453 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,602 Hey! Ow! Stop pinching my love handles. 454 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,895 [sighs] This is the weirdest thing 455 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,188 I've ever been involved in. 456 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,523 Stop wedgie-ing me! 457 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,983 You wish! 458 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,734 [both struggling] 459 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,236 Ow. Hey! 460 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,612 Stop it. Stop it. 461 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,823 -Stop it! -Gosh, it's majestic up here. 462 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,324 Do not change the subject! 463 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,868 [Honeybee] Well, I enjoyed my lava cake. 464 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,621 The real gold foil on top must have been pricey, 465 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,665 but I don't care 'cause I'm not paying. 466 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,250 Of course not. We are. 467 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,752 And that's the right thing to do. It is our turn. 468 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,713 We just hope there's no hard feelings. 469 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:09,839 Here you go. 470 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,424 Thanks. I'll run this right now. 471 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,843 All right, I believe our debts are paid. 472 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,722 Hmm. And I think we learned something this evening about generosity. 473 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,056 Enjoy your evening. 474 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,017 And with that, we'll be on our way. 475 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,312 -Hope to see you all again. -For sure, next round's on us. 476 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,521 Wolf, no! 477 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,607 Whew, I am stuffed. 478 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,901 I have 37 caviar deviled eggs in my stomach right now, 479 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,403 and they are a-talkin'. 480 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,405 And, here's your check. No rush. 481 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,491 Okay, but... we just paid. 482 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,493 Um... paid who? 483 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,912 The waiter. [gasps] Oh, no. 484 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:42,997 [car beeps] 485 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,249 Damn it, the waiter was the drifter 486 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,876 from the bus depot. 487 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,960 I knew that face! 488 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,964 Well, Steve Urkel's ankles, they got us again! 489 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,884 Well, I guess since those guys are criminals, 490 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,845 there really are no new fun couples to befriend in Lone Moose! 491 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:02,183 Guys, am I crazy, or are we new fun couple friends? 492 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:06,187 Well, well, well. I guess life can surprise you after all. 493 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,813 How about we just go get curly fries 494 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,857 at McSnownalds and sit on the curb and eat them? 495 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,026 I'm definitely drunk enough to eat again. 496 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,235 Up top. 497 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,531 Now, real talk, are we calling our group the Tunt-bins or the Toe-tunts? 498 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,909 -Mmm, let's keep thinking! -Toe-tunts! 499 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,912 Beef, I know this sounds crazy, 500 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,956 but that train belt, it really is my belt. 501 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,708 Walt, that's impossible. 502 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,128 Kathleen gave it to me for my birthday right before Ham was born. 503 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,048 It's literally the only time she remembered my birthday. 504 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,052 Yeah, I know. But she gave it to you after she stole it from me. 505 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,762 -Wait, really? -Yes. 506 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,847 I didn't know either of you very well back then, 507 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,600 but you and Kathleen came to a party at my apartment 508 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,019 and she went "shopping" in my closet. 509 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,688 When I asked her to give it back, 510 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,856 she stabbed me with a ballpoint pen. 511 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,024 That was my girl. 512 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,985 Then when I saw it in your closet, boy, 513 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,988 did I want it chugging around my midsection again. 514 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,115 Understandable. 515 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,825 But you could have just told me. 516 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,576 Well, I knew how much it meant to you. 517 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,662 And as much as I wanted it back, 518 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,372 I also didn't want to upset you 519 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,041 -because we were becoming... -Best friends? 520 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,877 Yep. And I didn't want to rock the best friend boat. 521 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,504 So I figured I could just reclaim it 522 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,506 and never wear it when you were around 523 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,049 and then no one would get hurt. 524 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,260 I'm sorry this turned into such a mess. 525 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,095 Even though it's my favorite belt, 526 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:25,307 well... choo, choo, all aboard, she's yours. 527 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,518 Again, it's my belt, but thank you. 528 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,858 The view of the site really is amazing from up here. 529 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,025 [Walt] Oh, yeah. 530 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,318 You see that waterproofing 531 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,487 they've started on the outer wall over there? 532 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,114 -Gorgeous. -[Beef] Hubba hubba. 533 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,866 Aw! I think they made up. 534 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,950 Looks like it. 535 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,619 Let's lower and un-belt our adult fathers. 536 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,541 [Beef] Oh, my God, is that a Face/Off belt signed by John Woo? 537 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,959 She's a real beaut! 538 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,211 Oh, wow, it's a set of two, 539 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,839 and you can switch the Travolta and Cage buckles. 540 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,800 Uh, add to cart, then add to waist! 541 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,512 [Mr. Tuntley singing] ♪ When I'm stressed when I'm down ♪ 542 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,389 ♪ When I'm about to frown ♪ 543 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:10,352 ♪ I pause and refill the tank and dig into the cozy bank ♪ 544 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,439 ♪ Gifting fruitcakes in December ♪ 545 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,275 ♪ Movies in my wife's she-shed ♪ 546 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,152 ♪ Song lyrics I remember ♪ 547 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,654 ♪ Scrolling vid-voks snuggled in bed ♪ 548 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:23,365 ♪ Big icicles on gutter spouts ♪ 549 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,701 ♪ Cozy bank is what life's all about ♪ 550 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,496 ♪ Gorgeous locks of actress Connie Britton ♪ 551 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,373 ♪ Wolf's four hands each one wearing a mitten ♪ 41491

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