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My dear Baron...
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Come on, boys!
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...my dear fellow members...
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Sir.
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...we're now well into
the first leg of our tour.
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At ease.
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The Duke and I flew out
and joined the Yacht in Mombasa.
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- How do you do?
- Very good, sir.
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From there, we departed for
Ceylon via the heavenly Seychelles.
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Then through the beautiful
Malayan states and on to New Guinea.
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Because the Duke isn't much
one for ceremony,
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preferring sport and competition
to dinners and speeches,
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everywhere we've gone,
we've had our own small-scale Olympics.
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- Heave!
- Come on, boys!
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We have a number
of gifted athletes on board:
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runners, rowers, footballers.
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And we've pipped the locals pretty much
everywhere we've been.
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But in New Guinea,
I'm afraid, we really met our match.
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Get up!
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Thankfully,
there is always cricket...
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Come on, Aldrich!
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- Hooray!
- ...where we can be relied upon
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to get our revenge.
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Bowled!
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- Howzat!
- Yes!
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Mainly because
cricket as a sport
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has never been seen before
in New Guinea.
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At night, the adventures continue.
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On royal tours in the past,
when the Queen has been present,
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the evenings have been polite occasions,
with everyone on best behavior.
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"Not this time.
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"Philip, as you all know,
is a work-hard-play-hard man
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"who would never stand in the way
of a bit of fun.
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"And in New Guinea, as it turns out,
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"there's no such thing as infidelity.
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"Men are expected to indulge.
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"By the end of this tour,
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"I think we'll be able
to make a qualitative assessment
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"about where the finest women
in the world come from.
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"For now, however, I can tell you
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"the women of New Guinea
are sweeter than those of Ceylon
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"and right up there
with those of Malaya!
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"I have shared these secrets
with you in good faith.
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"The contents must, like all disclosures
of the Thursday Club, remain secret.
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"Ninety percent of the officers
on board are married
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"and would kill me if they knew
what I was writing!
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"Strict non-disclosure policies apply.
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"What happens on tour stays on tour.
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"But rest assured,
I will keep you updated
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"on our forthcoming adventures.
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"I sense this will be a momentous
and eventful tour indeed.
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"Ever your fellow member, Mike!"
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We put our trust in our ruling class.
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We've put this great country
in their hands!
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And what do they do?
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How do they pay back our trust?
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By taking us into an illegal war
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under false pretenses!
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A shameful, dishonest misadventure!
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Murderers!
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You! What about that? Bloody disgrace!
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Dragging us all into ruin! Bastard!
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The invasion has been a disaster,
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the UN General Assembly's up in arms,
as are the Americans.
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As a result,
our Prime Minister has had no option
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but to declare an immediate ceasefire
and retreat.
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Without taking back the Suez Canal.
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- Quite.
- So it's all been for nothing?
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No, rather worse than nothing.
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Economically, the drain on our currency
reserves has been so ruinous
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that we now face a run on sterling.
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The energy situation is just as bad.
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Panic buying has been reported
at petrol stations,
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and we expect fuel rationing to become
necessary as we move into winter.
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It is no exaggeration to say
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this has been the worst week
for the country since 1939.
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The peace and consensus
left by your dear father has gone
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and our reputation
for decency and integrity
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in matters of foreign policy
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has been shattered.
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What is it?
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The Duke of Edinburgh is
on the telephone, Your Majesty.
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Mmm! Goodness, that's a first.
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From New Guinea, ma'am.
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- Sorry, do excuse me.
- Yes, of course.
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- Give him my best.
- Say hello.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello. Hello, Philip.
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Hello? Can you hear me?
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Yes, yes, I can hear you.
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I can't hear you. Can you hear me?
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Yes. I can hear you.
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Uh...
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Hello?
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Elizabeth?
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Can you hear me?
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Philip.
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Oh.
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Ready for you, sir.
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Damn telephones.
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Bloody things.
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This is why I haven't bothered myself.
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Assemble on deck
for the morning address.
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At ease, gentlemen.
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Well, our adventure
is only two weeks old,
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and it's already taken us
nearly 20,000 miles
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as we travel the far corners
of the world,
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in an attempt to repair
the reputation of our country,
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currently being ruined by politicians.
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I would like to thank each and every one
of you for your professionalism
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and discipline.
You have all been brilliant.
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All, that is,
except for the football team...
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...whose shoddy, leaky defense
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and absence
of a natural left-sided player,
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led to that rather humiliating defeat
by the Seamen's Club,
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of all bloody people,
at Port Swettenham.
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I should also like to say,
if I may, Admiral...
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Yes, sir.
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It's been wonderful for me,
on a personal level, to be back at sea.
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The Royal Navy has always occupied
a very special place in my life
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and, indeed, in my heart.
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There are few greater pleasures in life
than serving on a ship such as this.
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That's why it's also
very difficult to leave,
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but leave I must and fly to Melbourne
to open the Olympics there,
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where I must generally behave myself,
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shake a few hands, cut a few ribbons.
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It will be hell, I can assure you.
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And I will be counting the minutes
until you come and pick me up again
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and we can continue our great adventure.
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Now, in the meantime, behave yourselves,
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keep fit,
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and don't drink all the bloody beer.
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Well said, sir.
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Well done, boys.
Well done, big man.
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Good stuff. Thank you very much.
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Well done. Well done. Well done.
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It's so depressing, this Suez business.
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Well, don't read about it then.
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I can't help myself.
What were they thinking?
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Shall we take a look
at this schedule?
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Will that cheer me up?
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Uh, probably not, no.
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I've been stripping things out
wherever I can,
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but I'm afraid it's still pretty hectic.
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We start with a uranium mine visit
in the Northern Territory.
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- Yippee.
- Agricultural parades in Sydney,
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then over to a British Empire
Service League conference in Canberra.
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And finally garden parties
at Government House.
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- Joy.
- But...
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I've come up with a stock speech
which you can memorize like a mynah bird
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and deliver each step of the way.
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Australia.
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The name itself conjures up
such romantic images
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of progress, ambition and possibility.
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It is said that the mark
of any great nation is the journey
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it has endured on its path to glory.
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And what a journey Australia has taken.
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- I see. So that's the smelter.
- Straight over there...
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From those early European
explorers who landed at your shores,
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you've endured
great hardship and crisis.
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Less independently-minded nations
would've faltered,
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sought support from the parent nation
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once so integral to their governance.
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But Australia forged onwards.
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Like its rugged and, at times,
unforgiving landscape,
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Australia showed true strength,
true mettle.
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You have admirably
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developed every branch
of your life and culture
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and in just 200 years, have grown
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into a unique
and individual civilization,
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which, I am sure, will rank among
the greatest that the world has seen.
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Australia!
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- Excellent speech.
- Good man.
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Her name's Helen King.
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Twenty-nine years old,
writes for The Age,
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one of the most prominent
newspapers here.
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She's asked to meet you.
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Let's meet her.
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What for?
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An interview.
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I thought we'd decided no interviews.
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We did, but in her case,
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I find myself moved
to make an exception.
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- You saw the way she was looking at me?
- Yes.
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You don't think I'm being delusional?
Gentleman's radar and all that.
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No.
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Not to mention the way she's followed us
every step of the tour. No...
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I think we can safely assume
this one's a friend, not an enemy.
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The car
carrying His Royal Highness,
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the Duke of Edinburgh,
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makes its way out
onto the splendid red track
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here on this pleasant afternoon
in Melbourne.
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The crowds are ecstatic as they
get their first glimpse of the Duke,
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who is reported to be greatly enjoying
his time here in Australia.
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And now, we're nearly there as the Duke
takes his place in the Royal Box.
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I declare open the Olympic Games
of Melbourne,
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celebrating the 16th Olympiad
of the modern era.
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He looks happy.
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For once.
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The Duke smiles as thunderous applause
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and thousands of cheers...
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- Yes. Very happy.
- ...from the excited spectators
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reverberates around the crowded stadium.
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You can thank me for that.
It was my idea.
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I always knew it was a good idea
to let him shine. Alone.
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What a magnificent moment.
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Yes, thank you, Mommy.
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In ancient Greece,
the beginning of the Games
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was heralded
by the homing of the pigeons,
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and so too today.
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Ready?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Mrs. Parker. This way, please.
- Yes.
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Wait here.
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Mrs. Parker. How can I help?
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I'd like to separate from my husband.
Better still, divorce.
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Do you mind me asking, on what grounds?
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The fact I never see him.
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Absence isn't a legal ground
for divorce.
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Neglect?
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Nor that, I'm afraid.
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You're going to need
one of the big three:
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adultery, unreasonable behavior
or insanity.
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I'm quite sure there has been adultery.
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We will need evidence.
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That won't be easy.
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Because of his job.
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- Mike works for the Duke of Edinburgh.
- In what capacity?
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His private secretary.
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Oh, I see.
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He's also his closest friend.
They're virtually inseparable.
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Are you really sure about this?
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A divorce can leave a woman
quite isolated.
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Maybe things will get better
if you stick it out.
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I tend to think that's always
the best way for everyone.
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Grass is rarely greener.
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I will come back when I have evidence.
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- You're taking pethidine?
- Yes.
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- And the pentobarbitone?
- Yes, I'm taking the pentobarbitone,
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but it doesn't work.
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I need something stronger.
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There is nothing stronger.
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The fact is, in terms of pharmacology,
we've gone as far as we can.
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I have the greatest sympathy
for your condition, Prime Minister,
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and I fully understand
the need for rest,
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but given the challenges
that are now facing this country,
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you don't feel
that you have a responsibility
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to execute your duties
just a little longer?
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I asked the physician the same question,
ma'am, but he insisted.
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He felt that I was at the very limit
of human endurance.
252
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But the country will be in safe hands.
253
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:49,445
Mr. Butler will take charge
in my absence.
254
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:54,617
Mr. Head will oversee the withdrawal
of our troops from Egypt,
255
00:17:55,493 --> 00:18:01,207
and Mr. Macmillan will oversee
the economic situation.
256
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,125
Economic crisis.
257
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,797
How long do you imagine you'll be away?
258
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,215
Not long, ma'am.
259
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,509
A few weeks.
260
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:16,681
Well, I suppose one can always reach you
at short notice.
261
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:19,809
It's a point I always make
to my private secretaries.
262
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:24,563
Yes, I'm away, but Windsor
really is just round the corner.
263
00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:26,315
And Norfolk, too.
264
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:29,360
County Durham, isn't it?
265
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,113
Your family home.
266
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,199
Jamaica, ma'am.
267
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,327
Your family home?
268
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,205
Where the doctor felt I should be going.
269
00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,457
He specified Jamaica?
270
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:46,544
He specified sunshine,
tropical sunshine.
271
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,547
He said he felt
my life might depend on it.
272
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:57,513
What would he prescribe
for the rest of us, do you imagine?
273
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,643
Prime Minister.
274
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:04,729
Your Majesty.
275
00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,390
Excuse me! Excuse me!
276
00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:43,893
You work in there, don't you?
277
00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:47,021
At the Thursday Club as a waitress?
278
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,732
- Who's asking?
- My name is Eileen.
279
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:50,983
Do you have a minute?
280
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:52,902
Uh, what can I do for you?
281
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:58,616
I'd like you to tell me
what goes on inside.
282
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,786
- Are you a reporter or something?
- No, no, nothing like that.
283
00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:07,041
Just a wife of one of the members
and mother to his children.
284
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,085
You may know him, his name is Mike.
285
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,961
There are so many gentlemen.
286
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,254
Mike Parker.
287
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,051
You do know him, don't you?
288
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:22,681
Mike would've made sure of that.
You're just his type.
289
00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:26,227
Look, one day you will be married too,
290
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,813
and I sincerely hope
that you make a good choice.
291
00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:33,484
But if you don't and you meet a man
who makes you unhappy,
292
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,403
then, as a woman, I would wish for you
293
00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:39,407
to be able to leave that man
easily, painlessly.
294
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:44,578
So if there is anything you can tell me
that might make my leaving easier...
295
00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:48,541
I'm sorry, Mrs. Parker,
but I know nothing of your husband.
296
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,645
Here is my address and telephone number.
297
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,605
Excuse me. Coming through here.
298
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,630
Just...
299
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,094
If anything should occur to you.
300
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,361
- We'll take two more martinis.
- All right.
301
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,330
Lily! Lily! Lily!
302
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,798
- Martin.
- Do you have a minute, Michael?
303
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:39,592
I think it's important.
304
00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:40,885
Come in.
305
00:21:44,597 --> 00:21:46,807
I'm going to ask you
to go through it again.
306
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:50,436
Yes. The provenance
of this rumor is quite arcane.
307
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,022
- Your sister...
- Sister-in-law.
308
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:58,068
...had lunch with her aunt,
who had just spent the weekend at...
309
00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,361
Cholmondeley Castle.
310
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:03,491
At which, one of the other guests
was the bridge partner...
311
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:04,575
Tennis.
312
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:10,748
...of the solicitor
visited by Eileen Parker.
313
00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:12,416
I think that's it.
314
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,502
That's half Britain already.
315
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:20,216
And all of these people
now know Mrs. Parker
316
00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:23,385
is seeking a divorce?
317
00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:24,470
Yes.
318
00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:26,805
That's unfortunate.
319
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,016
It'll be hard to contain.
320
00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:35,731
And what are Mrs. Parker's
321
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,400
grievances?
322
00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,404
Neglect, unreasonable behavior,
323
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:46,367
and infidelity.
324
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,161
Just a wife's suspicions,
nothing concrete,
325
00:22:49,245 --> 00:22:52,164
but I believe specific mention
was made of a lunch club
326
00:22:52,248 --> 00:22:55,000
where Lieutenant Commander Parker
and the Duke of Edinburgh are...
327
00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,795
Don't tell me. Frequent guests.
328
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,839
Actually, founder members.
329
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,642
Keep an eye on this for me,
would you, Martin?
330
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:07,388
A close eye.
331
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:08,823
Three carbon copies,
please, Jane.
332
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:09,848
Will do.
333
00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,309
Thank you.
334
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,111
- Here we go.
- Madam.
335
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,171
- Mind your step.
- Thank you very much.
336
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,008
- Ready, sir?
- Certainly am.
337
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,483
His Royal Highness,
the Duke of Edinburgh.
338
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,805
- Thank you for seeing me, sir.
- Not at all.
339
00:23:52,308 --> 00:23:57,563
Well, um, just bear with me
while I put my things down and set up.
340
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,106
- Please.
- Thank you.
341
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:11,035
I'm just going to
put a microphone right here.
342
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:12,661
Can I help?
343
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,371
No, it's fine, thank you.
344
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,502
Right, I think that's it.
345
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,465
Right, well, I'll, uh...
I'll leave you two to it, then.
346
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,175
Thank you, Michael. Please.
347
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,885
Thank you.
348
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,641
Uh, ready when you are.
349
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:36,393
Well, we can't really start
without passing comment
350
00:24:36,477 --> 00:24:39,647
on the situation in Egypt
and the international response.
351
00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:41,357
Why?
352
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,110
Huge demonstrations
on the streets of London,
353
00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:49,406
Eden caving in to international pressure
and calling a ceasefire.
354
00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:52,552
You don't think it's a pretty
significant moment for your country?
355
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,662
Perhaps, but I'm not going to
pass comment on that.
356
00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:57,331
- Why not?
- It's not my job.
357
00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,291
It's not what members
of the royal family do.
358
00:25:00,668 --> 00:25:02,127
But you must have thoughts about it.
359
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,630
Of course, I'm not a vegetable,
360
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:08,676
but my thoughts on issues like that
remain a private matter.
361
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,573
One can't help wondering where it leaves
362
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:16,475
- Britain's place in the world.
- Oh, I'm sure Britain will be fine.
363
00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:20,646
The view from over here is that
Britain has been publicly humiliated.
364
00:25:20,813 --> 00:25:21,814
Oh.
365
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:25,359
As someone
with surprisingly progressive views,
366
00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:27,194
that must concern you.
367
00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:29,279
I have progressive views?
368
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:30,823
You don't think that you do?
369
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,409
Televising the coronation?
370
00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,285
Advocating modernization?
371
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:36,620
That's just common sense.
372
00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:39,665
If you're a progressive,
one prepared to make changes.
373
00:25:39,832 --> 00:25:42,000
Well, let's just say
that I learned very early on
374
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:44,169
that it's wise
not to take things for granted.
375
00:25:44,795 --> 00:25:46,213
You're referring to your family.
376
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,842
How they had to leave Greece
in the revolution.
377
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:54,221
Your grandfather was shot,
your father fled to avoid being shot.
378
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,140
Yes. Correct.
379
00:25:58,517 --> 00:26:01,520
Well, you see, there's so much
that people don't really know about you.
380
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:08,277
I can assure you
it's all been rather embellished.
381
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,447
- The truth is really quite dull.
- Dull?
382
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,117
How you personally fled Corfu
in an orange crate?
383
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,120
And then a childhood in exile,
always on the move.
384
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,706
"Exile" is too strong a word,
too emotional.
385
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:23,318
It's just how it was for everyone.
You just got on with it.
386
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:28,380
But it can't have been easy.
387
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:34,553
Was the trauma of being in exile
what brought on your mother's illness,
388
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,637
do you think?
389
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,059
What illness?
390
00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:46,273
Well, the information I have is
that she suffered a breakdown.
391
00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,282
Things weren't easy for her.
392
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,160
But she got on with it.
393
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:01,205
But she was taken away, wasn't she?
To an institution.
394
00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:05,459
Then your father promptly abandoned
the family, ran off with his mistress?
395
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:08,462
I don't know what you've been reading
or who you've been speaking to,
396
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:11,298
but both my mother and my father
played very active roles
397
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,883
in all their children's lives.
398
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,052
So, it isn't true
that you didn't see your father
399
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,488
for the last six years of his life?
400
00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:19,014
I think if we're to remain friends,
we really should move on.
401
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:21,558
All right.
402
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,312
May I ask you about your education?
403
00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:27,606
Sir.
404
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,404
Sir.
405
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,617
- What about it?
- That was pretty unusual, too.
406
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,909
I went to boarding school in Britain.
I don't see what's unusual about that.
407
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,958
For a while, but then you were taken out
of there and sent to school in Germany.
408
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,709
Because my sisters lived there.
409
00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:49,753
- Your Nazi sisters.
- Oh, Christ.
410
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:52,673
One of whom was married
to a close personal friend of Hitler's.
411
00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:55,008
I was at school in Germany
for less than a year
412
00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:56,927
before I returned to the United Kingdom.
413
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,679
What point are you trying to make here?
414
00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:00,722
I think it's pretty clear
which side I was on.
415
00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:02,724
My record in the war speaks for itself.
416
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,351
I'm simply saying your background
417
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:07,271
is so much more interesting and complex
than people might imagine.
418
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,065
- Do they imagine anything?
- I think people are curious.
419
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:15,112
Here is this striking, handsome man,
420
00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:18,365
walking beside
the most famous woman in the world.
421
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:20,742
Who is he?
422
00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:24,830
Well, I hate to disappoint,
423
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:30,252
but he really is just a normal man
424
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,837
in what, from the outside,
425
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,298
probably looks like
rather a strange life,
426
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:38,760
but from the inside,
really is no different to anyone else's.
427
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:44,198
I don't think there's anything about you
that's like anyone else.
428
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,062
From a young age,
you were effectively orphaned,
429
00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:52,816
your favorite sister, Cecile,
also a Nazi, died in a plane crash.
430
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,443
I really think we should move on now.
431
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,403
What kind of impact
does that have on a man?
432
00:28:57,446 --> 00:29:00,574
That's the kind of trauma that will
doubtless have a bearing on
433
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,660
how your own children and the future
King of England are brought up.
434
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:04,745
That's enough.
435
00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,627
I think people have a right
to know about their leaders, don't you?
436
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:16,089
Especially ones that can't be thrown out
with free and fair elections.
437
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,055
Just don't ever let my vanity
get the better of me again.
438
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:46,620
Christ!
439
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:48,956
Christ!
440
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,372
Kensington 8953. Hello?
441
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:36,670
We met
442
00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:40,465
a few times
443
00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:45,554
in various locations.
444
00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:52,853
Afterwards, he'd tell me about his job.
445
00:30:55,313 --> 00:30:56,523
The company he keeps.
446
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:01,361
He didn't mention a wife.
447
00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,115
Or children.
448
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:10,287
I'm so sorry.
449
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:18,336
If you are really sorry
and want to make my life easier...
450
00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:22,340
Of course.
451
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,054
We will need you
to make an official statement
452
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:29,097
and give evidence in court.
453
00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:31,224
I can't do that.
I would lose my job, my reputation.
454
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,268
I'm afraid that's what the law requires.
455
00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:34,478
No!
456
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:38,690
No.
457
00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:42,402
So you telephoned me and agreed
to come here today for what, precisely?
458
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:46,156
To put color into my nightmares?
459
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:48,200
I'm sorry.
460
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:57,065
My sources now tell me that
461
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,086
Mrs. Parker has gone
as far as bringing a waitress
462
00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:02,089
from the Thursday Lunch Club
to see her divorce lawyer.
463
00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:06,176
I gather the waitress has not provided
hard evidence on this occasion,
464
00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:08,136
just hearsay.
465
00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,580
They were obviously getting close.
466
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,975
This cannot be allowed to go
one single step further, Martin.
467
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:15,060
No.
468
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,896
If Mrs. Parker succeeds
in getting her divorce,
469
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:22,109
the newspapers would make
the not unreasonable assumption
470
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:25,987
that anything that
Lieutenant Commander Parker has done,
471
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,781
the Duke of Edinburgh has done, too.
472
00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:34,204
We do not want words like "infidelity"
and "divorce" swirling around.
473
00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:35,413
No.
474
00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:37,749
Whether there is any truth
in the allegations or not,
475
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:41,002
it would shatter the integrity
of the royal marriage
476
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,630
and jeopardize the entire monarchy.
477
00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:48,051
Any ideas?
478
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:52,139
Stand easy. Stand easy.
479
00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:54,683
Right, our grown-up duties are done.
480
00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:57,561
The Olympics are officially up
and running, which means, gentlemen,
481
00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:01,940
we can now get on with the important
business at hand: our tour!
482
00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,613
We have nine weeks
between now and our arrival home.
483
00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:12,284
In that time, we will be visiting
the remotest parts of the Commonwealth,
484
00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:15,579
but I'm delighted to say
that during that time,
485
00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,497
we will be without reporters.
486
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:22,043
We will be without photographers.
487
00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:25,463
We will be out of the world's eye!
488
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:29,079
And with that in mind,
I think Michael's got a suggestion.
489
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,469
Thank you. Right, gentlemen.
490
00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:34,306
Yes, I'd like to propose
something a little unusual,
491
00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:37,893
something I'm fairly sure none of us
has ever participated in before:
492
00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,020
a beard-growing competition!
493
00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:46,526
Now, special dispensation has been given
to the dozen or so men
494
00:33:46,651 --> 00:33:50,655
who already have beards to
shave them off and they'll act as judges
495
00:33:50,739 --> 00:33:52,991
for the rest of our efforts, all right?
496
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,784
Yes!
497
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,536
- Hip, hip!
- Hooray!
498
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,580
- Hip, hip!
- Hooray!
499
00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:01,458
- Hip, hip! Hooray!
- Hooray!
500
00:34:13,595 --> 00:34:15,555
It's nothing
you've not seen before.
501
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,140
We can't see it now, Bill.
502
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,378
Right, in their infinite wisdom,
the powers that be have decided
503
00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:48,964
they would like you to make
a Christmas speech.
504
00:34:49,047 --> 00:34:52,008
What? To who? The men on board?
505
00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:53,468
Uh, no.
506
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:56,596
To the half a billion people that
make up the Commonwealth of Nations.
507
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:58,765
From the Lord Chamberlain's office.
508
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,601
They'd like you to make a companion
Christmas speech to the Queen's.
509
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:06,064
A thousand words, preferably uplifting
in tone and Christian in sentiment.
510
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:07,774
With as many references as possible
511
00:35:07,857 --> 00:35:10,819
to the importance of family
and the sanctity of marriage.
512
00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:13,280
What if I don't want to?
513
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,783
I'm afraid no provisions
appear to have been made
514
00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:19,744
for your having an opinion about that
or, indeed, anything else.
515
00:35:21,871 --> 00:35:23,248
Because of seniority,
516
00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:27,252
your speech will come second,
the usual time, 3:00 p.m.
517
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:31,172
However, on Christmas morning,
518
00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,717
the Duke of Edinburgh is expected
to be in Graham Land,
519
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,137
which is in the Antarctic Peninsula,
which is ten hours behind us,
520
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:40,598
so he'll have to get up
at the crack of dawn to make his speech.
521
00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:43,310
May I ask why he's making a speech?
522
00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:44,728
Ma'am?
523
00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:46,896
Well, it's not usual, is it?
524
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:51,151
No, it is extraordinary.
525
00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:53,987
Um, I think the feeling was
526
00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:56,865
that with Your Majesty
and His Royal Highness
527
00:35:56,990 --> 00:36:00,785
having not been seen
in public together for so long,
528
00:36:01,244 --> 00:36:03,830
being, at least, heard together...
529
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:06,541
No, I see. It might reassure people
that all is still well.
530
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:09,461
I wouldn't go that far, ma'am.
531
00:36:09,544 --> 00:36:10,545
Well, I would.
532
00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:12,255
And I think it's a good idea.
533
00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:14,632
Thank you, Michael.
534
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:21,806
May I just ask,
535
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,642
just out of curiosity,
536
00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:30,231
what's the longest amount of time that
you and Lady Adeane have been separated?
537
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:32,233
Uh...
538
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,277
Three weeks, I think.
539
00:36:35,737 --> 00:36:40,325
I see. And would you say that you thrive
or suffer from the separation?
540
00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:43,703
We don't much care for it, ma'am.
541
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,706
Helen, in particular, believes
542
00:36:47,749 --> 00:36:49,959
that little good comes
from a couple being apart,
543
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,295
that a husband and wife belong together.
544
00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:58,301
Yes, of course.
545
00:37:01,179 --> 00:37:02,579
Ma'am.
546
00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,227
- Brown?
- Yes, sir?
547
00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:54,357
- What's up?
- Australian naval patrol boat,
548
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,651
the HMAS Warreen,
has put out a distress call.
549
00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:59,821
They picked up a fishing boat,
out of power, and it's drifted for days.
550
00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:00,905
The one man left alive,
551
00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:02,589
he nearly drowned trying
to fix the hull.
552
00:38:02,657 --> 00:38:05,160
He suffered a broken rib cage,
and his lung may be punctured.
553
00:38:05,243 --> 00:38:07,287
And the Warreen doesn't have
a doctor on board.
554
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:09,622
- The man is dying.
- Are we the nearest ship?
555
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,875
There's a French freighter
three miles further out.
556
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,126
We are the nearest ship.
557
00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:15,920
Set your course.
558
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:17,088
Bring her about.
559
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:19,632
Coming about.
560
00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:20,842
Ninety degrees.
561
00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:40,570
Hoist.
562
00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,113
Up, up. He's coming up.
563
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:44,449
Steady him.
564
00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:57,587
Straps.
565
00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:04,302
At ease.
566
00:39:05,595 --> 00:39:07,755
We fished him out of the water,
floating near his boat.
567
00:39:08,556 --> 00:39:10,116
The rest of his crew must have drowned.
568
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,640
There was no log on board,
569
00:39:11,684 --> 00:39:13,484
so we don't know
who he is or where he's from.
570
00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,772
It doesn't matter who he is
or where he's from.
571
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:18,900
He was the captain of a ship,
that's all that counts.
572
00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:21,524
- We'll need a saline drip.
- He's one of us.
573
00:39:22,028 --> 00:39:24,280
Immediately. Fluids. Now, man.
574
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,366
No, it's out of the question, sir.
575
00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:27,659
Why?
576
00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:30,745
We have a strict schedule,
as part of an official tour.
577
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,206
And to take the man back
to wherever he came from
578
00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:35,833
would be to turn back
in entirely the wrong direction.
579
00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:39,754
It'd take days, maybe a whole week,
off our important schedule.
580
00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:41,005
We can make that time up.
581
00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:43,091
The man's fortunate enough
we saved his life.
582
00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:47,345
We'll simply drop him off at the next
destination and that'll be that.
583
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:50,014
He will be needlessly separated
from his home,
584
00:39:50,181 --> 00:39:52,350
find himself in a strange country...
585
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,018
...with a foreign language,
586
00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,311
away from his family.
587
00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:57,230
Not my concern.
588
00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:59,023
Another vessel
with less important duties
589
00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:00,525
might find time for such
590
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,610
sentimental charity.
591
00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:05,405
We've done our important duties
and are on the way home.
592
00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:08,533
We're effectively
a glorified pleasure cruiser
593
00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:11,452
with an abundance of fuel
and time to spare.
594
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,582
Sir, my decision as Flag Officer is no.
595
00:40:15,748 --> 00:40:19,669
And my decision
as Admiral of the Fleet is that we do.
596
00:40:26,843 --> 00:40:31,389
There is only one person
in command of the vessel.
597
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,560
It's the Flag Officer.
598
00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:41,649
If you'd recall your naval training,
you'd remember.
599
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:44,527
I do recall my naval training,
as it happens.
600
00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:47,322
Manning command posts on destroyers
during the war.
601
00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:51,034
The same war which, I believe,
you spent on shore duty.
602
00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:55,204
I have never abused my privileges,
and I don't intend to start now,
603
00:40:55,288 --> 00:40:56,664
but this is the Royal Yacht.
604
00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,750
I am on it representing the Crown,
605
00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:01,628
and I say turn it around
and take this man home.
606
00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:29,197
My dear friends,
after 20 eventful weeks at sea,
607
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,660
visiting five continents
and covering many thousands of miles,
608
00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:37,872
I'm happy to report that we saved
our greatest adventure for last.
609
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:43,044
As the Royal Yacht Britannia
turned naval rescue
610
00:41:43,127 --> 00:41:46,130
and we fished a shipwrecked mariner
out of the water.
611
00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:49,592
Our brilliant surgeons operated on him,
612
00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:52,053
then we went out of our way
to return him to his home,
613
00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:53,513
his family and his people.
614
00:42:34,303 --> 00:42:35,388
And what people.
615
00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:39,100
What a family.
616
00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:43,104
What a home.
617
00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:13,509
Should you Thursday Club members
ever grow tired
618
00:43:13,593 --> 00:43:16,429
of your colorless
and empty lives in London...
619
00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,432
...I suggest immediate relocation
620
00:43:19,515 --> 00:43:22,643
to the discrete island nations
nestled around Tonga,
621
00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:28,107
surely the closest one can come
to heaven on Earth.
622
00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:33,905
"Never have we received such a welcome,
623
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,740
"or eaten so well.
624
00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:40,453
"Never have I experienced
such a willingness
625
00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:43,956
"to set oneself free and enjoy.
626
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,085
"And nowhere on Earth,
627
00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:52,298
"and we have, by this point,
traveled across almost every inch,
628
00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:59,180
"have we encountered
such beautiful women."
629
00:44:05,603 --> 00:44:06,646
Bye!
630
00:44:14,403 --> 00:44:18,699
"These really have been
the most remarkable few days.
631
00:44:19,617 --> 00:44:22,328
"And it is with the greatest reluctance,
632
00:44:22,411 --> 00:44:26,040
"that after three days here,
we tear ourselves away,
633
00:44:26,457 --> 00:44:32,129
"each of us, not a little bit,
but a great deal in love."
634
00:44:46,811 --> 00:44:48,896
That is your husband's
handwriting, isn't it?
635
00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:54,694
You said you needed evidence.
636
00:44:59,073 --> 00:45:03,411
That's not a royal tour they're on,
it's a five-month stag night.
637
00:45:04,662 --> 00:45:06,122
Whores in every port.
638
00:45:13,004 --> 00:45:14,005
Good luck.
639
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:20,261
Uh, thank you.
640
00:46:01,844 --> 00:46:03,780
- Happy Christmas.
- Happy Christmas, Your Majesty.
641
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:06,098
- Hello. Thank you.
- Thank God.
642
00:46:17,902 --> 00:46:19,946
All right, you two.
Good, now...
643
00:46:25,034 --> 00:46:26,077
Thank you.
644
00:46:28,663 --> 00:46:29,705
Edward!
645
00:46:30,873 --> 00:46:32,208
Delighted to see you.
646
00:46:35,503 --> 00:46:36,629
Written it yet?
647
00:46:37,046 --> 00:46:38,047
No.
648
00:46:39,340 --> 00:46:41,300
I'm waiting for inspiration to strike.
649
00:46:44,345 --> 00:46:48,766
Might I suggest some gung-ho platitudes
about Christmas and the Commonwealth?
650
00:46:49,725 --> 00:46:53,729
That's what they want me to say.
I mean what I want to say.
651
00:46:56,732 --> 00:46:57,733
Right.
652
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:06,492
Have you got it yet? Home Service.
653
00:47:06,575 --> 00:47:07,576
Nearly there, sir.
654
00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:10,327
- Where exactly is Philip?
- Uh...
655
00:47:10,746 --> 00:47:13,582
- Graham Land, last I heard.
- Where's that?
656
00:47:18,713 --> 00:47:21,841
- Dickie, where's Graham Land?
- Antarctica. Is it?
657
00:47:22,258 --> 00:47:24,969
- Is that north or is that south?
- It's north.
658
00:47:25,136 --> 00:47:28,031
- No. Don't be silly, Mommy, it's south.
- Does anyone actually know?
659
00:47:28,055 --> 00:47:31,017
Well, yes, because the Arctic is north
660
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:34,937
and so Antarctica is non-north,
isn't it, Dickie?
661
00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,397
What's "non-north"?
662
00:47:36,564 --> 00:47:38,607
Come.
663
00:47:40,609 --> 00:47:41,944
- It's time.
- Good.
664
00:47:42,153 --> 00:47:44,780
- Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses.
- Oh. Children.
665
00:47:45,614 --> 00:47:48,260
And now, a Christmas
announcement from His Royal Highness,
666
00:47:48,284 --> 00:47:49,535
the Duke of Edinburgh.
667
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:53,956
Good morning.
668
00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:55,666
This is Britannia.
669
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:58,502
I'm speaking to you from the edge
of the South Pacific.
670
00:47:59,170 --> 00:48:01,797
59 degrees south and 60 degrees west.
671
00:48:02,548 --> 00:48:05,051
You have to turn the globe upside down
to find this place.
672
00:48:05,801 --> 00:48:07,470
Indeed, a few of us
aboard the Royal Yacht
673
00:48:07,553 --> 00:48:08,804
feel a little upside-down,
674
00:48:09,638 --> 00:48:12,266
having never been this far from home.
675
00:48:13,392 --> 00:48:14,769
The remoteness of the location
676
00:48:14,852 --> 00:48:17,063
presents one
with a precious opportunity to think
677
00:48:18,981 --> 00:48:22,485
about one's own life,
one's own way of living.
678
00:48:24,695 --> 00:48:28,157
We've traveled the world now
and seen all manner of tribes,
679
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,534
societies and cultures.
680
00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:34,455
We've had endless debates about
which places have the best systems
681
00:48:34,538 --> 00:48:37,500
of government orjustice
or the most interesting religions.
682
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:42,838
And we've been amazed, and impressed
by so much of what we have seen.
683
00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:46,675
Naturally, it has led us
to examine our own lives
684
00:48:47,802 --> 00:48:48,844
and the way we live.
685
00:48:50,179 --> 00:48:51,514
The things we take for granted.
686
00:48:52,264 --> 00:48:53,766
Is that really Philip?
687
00:48:54,058 --> 00:48:56,185
It's not some sort
of Philip impersonator?
688
00:48:56,852 --> 00:48:57,853
Why?
689
00:48:57,937 --> 00:49:00,523
He just sounds so odd. So different.
690
00:49:05,402 --> 00:49:07,863
And here I am,
almost 10,000 miles from London,
691
00:49:09,907 --> 00:49:11,575
surrounded by empty water.
692
00:49:14,411 --> 00:49:19,458
It's a fine life on board a ship,
but it can be a solitary one.
693
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,255
We are men together,
694
00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:29,552
but we each stand alone.
695
00:49:50,948 --> 00:49:53,492
I've been asked to tell you
that they're ready for you.
696
00:49:55,327 --> 00:49:56,328
Right.
697
00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:00,791
Last-minute changes?
698
00:50:02,793 --> 00:50:04,879
- Something like that.
- May I help?
699
00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:07,798
No. Thank you.
700
00:50:17,141 --> 00:50:18,981
Uh, let's see
if I can oil the wheels.
701
00:50:20,311 --> 00:50:21,871
All clear from Broadcasting House.
702
00:50:27,735 --> 00:50:29,195
We are ready for you, ma'am.
703
00:50:30,988 --> 00:50:31,989
Yes.
704
00:50:38,621 --> 00:50:39,622
Happy Christmas.
705
00:50:39,705 --> 00:50:42,041
- Happy Christmas, Your Majesty.
- Happy Christmas, ma'am.
706
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:47,022
People of Britain
and the Commonwealth
707
00:50:47,046 --> 00:50:50,257
will now listen to the voice
of Her Majesty the Queen.
708
00:50:52,218 --> 00:50:53,469
Thank you. Ma'am.
709
00:50:58,891 --> 00:51:00,100
Once again,
710
00:51:00,184 --> 00:51:04,063
messages of Christmas greeting
have been exchanged around the world,
711
00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:07,399
carried upon the invisible wings
712
00:51:08,150 --> 00:51:09,902
of 20th-century science.
713
00:51:12,154 --> 00:51:16,533
And of all those many messages
from all corners of the Commonwealth,
714
00:51:17,576 --> 00:51:19,495
none has given us greater pleasure
715
00:51:20,704 --> 00:51:22,748
than hearing those of my husband
716
00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:28,212
from the remote
and lonely spaces of Antarctica.
717
00:51:31,257 --> 00:51:32,508
To him I say,
718
00:51:34,176 --> 00:51:38,514
from all the members of your family
gathered here today,
719
00:51:40,099 --> 00:51:43,769
our very best wishes go to you
on board Britannia.
720
00:51:46,522 --> 00:51:50,985
A very large, united family
is waiting for you here
721
00:51:57,408 --> 00:52:01,704
and will always be waiting for you,
wherever you are.
722
00:52:05,332 --> 00:52:07,001
- Her Majesty.
- Her Majesty.
723
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:20,014
I would like
to express my gratitude
724
00:52:20,723 --> 00:52:23,267
to those men and women
of the Commonwealth
725
00:52:24,018 --> 00:52:26,312
whose efforts in our great cities...
726
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:18,906
There you are!
727
00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:29,792
You all right?
728
00:53:31,502 --> 00:53:32,503
Fine.
729
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,721
Her speech.
730
00:53:45,015 --> 00:53:46,016
What about it?
731
00:53:47,643 --> 00:53:51,271
Touching. Unexpectedly touching.
732
00:53:53,690 --> 00:53:54,775
Caught me off guard.
733
00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:00,823
I might even have to confess
to feeling a little...
734
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:05,327
Homesick?
735
00:54:09,206 --> 00:54:10,207
Yes.
736
00:54:13,377 --> 00:54:14,378
Right.
57987
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