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We're going to hit
20?below 0?
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But tomorrow it'll
start to warm up.
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I never thought I'd say this,
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But can we turn the tv off
and go back to studying? Eww.
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I can't even believe that
that's ms. Tutweiller
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Doing the weather
30 years ago.
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Excuse me!
10 years ago.
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Wow, must have been
a rough 10 years.
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All righty,
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So we'll be putting together
a newscast that's going to air
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On the ship's
closed-circuit tv station.
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- Now does anyonehave any questions? - Oooh!
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- London?
- Why didn't you look in the mirror
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Before you went on tv?
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Any questions that won't
hurt my feelings?
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?oh ay oh, oh ay oh ?/i>
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?come along with me ?/i>
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?and let's head out to see ?/i>
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?what this world has ?/i>
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?for you and for me now ?/i>
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?whichever waythe wind blows ?/i>
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- ?we say... ?/i>
- ?hey-ho, let's go! ?/i>
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- ?oh ay oh ?/i>
- ?this boat's rocking ?/i>
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- ?oh ay oh ?/i>
- ?ain't no stopping us now ?/i>
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?'cause we're livingthe suite life ?/i>
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- ?oh ay oh ?/i>
- ?this boat's rocking ?/i>
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- ?oh ay oh ?/i>
- ?rocking the wholeworld round ?/i>
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?and we're livingthe suite life now ?/i>
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?hey ho! Oh ay oh ?/i>
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?let's go! ?/i>
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Hey, y'all.
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Zack,
give me an extra large berry bonanza.
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But hold the strawberries,
blueberries, boysenberries and yogurt.
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- That would just be
a cup of whipped cream. - Yep, bring it on!
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So what's new?
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We're going to be doing
a new show on the ship's tv station.
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Oh, that's great!
You know, I don't want to brag or anything,
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But I had the highest-rated
show on that station.
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It was called "boat cops."
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Oh yeah!
I saw the one where you caught the buffet bandit.
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Well, it's hard to run
with a whole leg of lamb in your pants.
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Mm-hmm! "boat cops" made
people think twice
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About committing crimes
on the s.S. Tipton.
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- So why isn't it on anymore?
- Somebody stole my camera.
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There you go.
That'll be $3.50.
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Oh man!
Somebody done jacked my wallet!
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But I'm taking this.
Huh-uh.
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"pickpockets,
a growing problem."
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That's going to be
my first on-air report.
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Who says you're
going to get on the air? This is news, not snooze.
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Uh, let's ask
ms. Tutweiller.
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- Oh, yeah!
- All: Ms. Tutweiller?
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Ms. Tutweiller,
do you have a second?
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Of course, cody.
Why would I need time to relax
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After teaching six classes,
sitting in gum
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And being stood up
for a date via video chat?
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- Oh, good, so you're free!
- ( groans )
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We want to know who gets
what job for the news show.
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Now of course I'll be
the anchorman, but what about all these clowns?
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How do you know it'll be
an anchor"man" and not an anchorwoman?
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Or just an anchor?
Hello, people,
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We are on a ship.
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- Now listen--
- that is ridiculous.
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( all arguing )
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Whistle.
Whistle whistle!
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Whistle!
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- What are you doing?
- I was trying to get your attention,
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But I don't know
how to whistle.
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Look, I will give you
your assignments tomorrow.
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This is my personal time.
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( sighs )
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Oh, fine!
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Zack... Bailey,
you will be co-anchors;
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Cody, you're a field reporter;
woody, cameraman;
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London, you'll be
a meteorologist.
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( gasps ) you mean I have
to hurtle toward the earth at thousands of miles per hour?
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I don't know
if I can do that.
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Well, you don't have to,
but I'd appreciate it.
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Oh! And of course
my break time is over.
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Ew, ms. Tutweiller,
your pants are all wrinkly.
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( all gasp )
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Those are her legs?
Oh.
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So for my intro, which camera
am I talking to?
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- We only have one camera.
- Got it.
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Camera one.
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Howdy, support staff.
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Ooh, hey, honey,
can you top this off?
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Hot chocolate
with six marshmallows. Boom.
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I am not your assistant.
I'm your co-anchor.
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You do know what "co" means?
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Yes, "co" get me
some more hot chocolate
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With six marshmallows.
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Oh, okay, we are on
in 10 seconds.
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London:
Oh, leave me. Leave me, leave me.
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- ( exhales )
- might want to put a little lipstick
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On that kisser--
give the male viewers some eye candy.
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Hey!
Watch the hair.
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Five, four three...
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?toot-da-toot-da-toot... ?
pan pan!
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Hello!
And welcome to "seven seas news."
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I'm your anchorman
zack martin.
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- Our first story today--
- and I'm bailey pickett,
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The other
anchor"person."
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Well, okay,
baby gets her bottle.
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For our first story today,
we turn to shuffleboard
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Where mrs. Pepperman
set a personal best
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By only stopping to go
to the bathroom four times!
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Way to go, mrs. P.
Or should I say mrs. Pee-pee?
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You feel me,
camera number one.
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In real news,
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A recent report
from the union of maritime workers
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Found that male employees
still make 30% more than their female counterparts.
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Way to go, guys!
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Let's shoot for 40!
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Now let's kick it over
to cody martin
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With the latest news
from the hot tub! Cody.
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- ( giggling )
- hold still!
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- I'm trying to
hook up your earpiece. - Quit it. That tickles.
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- You're on!
- We're on?!
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Hi mom!
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( flatly )
and steve.
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That's her new husband.
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She wants me to call him dad,
but it just doesn't feel right.
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So, cody, a lot
of activity on the sky deck?
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Yes--
microbial activity.
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I analyzed a water sample
I took from the hot tub,
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And found it teeming
with bacteria.
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Well, unless they're
cute bacteria in bikinis,
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We're not interested.
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Uh... And now the weather
with london.
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- ( giggles )
- go! Go go go!
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- London!
- Oh!
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Hello, everyone.
This is london fog,
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Bringing you
the up-to-minute weather.
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Right now it's comfortably cool
with a slight breeze coming in from the vent.
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Not the weather in here!
The weather outside.
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Oh, okay.
I'll go check.
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One minute.
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Wrap it up.
Pan!
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So that's the news for today.
This is zack martin saying--
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- And bailey pickett!
- --Keep your head above water,
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Unless you're a tuna fish.
Then you'll die.
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What?
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?toot-da-toot-da-toot. ?
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And clear! Ha!
Great job, guys!
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"unless you're
a tuna fish"?
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That's my catchphrase.
Come up with your own.
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- You're an idiot.
- Sorry, that's cody's catchphrase.
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Here you go.
I wrote my name on the front,
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And on the back, I wrote
the thing I've been looking for my entire life...
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Oh!
( giggles )
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There you go.
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Bailey, pickett--
"seven seas news."
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I'd be happy to sign
something for you,
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If you'd like me to.
I mean, really.
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Did you see that?
How come no one wants me to sign anything?
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Here's the check.
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I told you to put a little
makeup on that frying pan you call a face.
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So, woody,
what do you think
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I should wear for
my weather report tonight?
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Ooh, maybe a sundress!
But what if it rains?
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I wish I knew what
the weather was going to be.
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I so should have been
the weathergirl.
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As long as I'm in front
of the lens, the forecast is "hot"!
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Hey, guys, your show
yesterday was great!
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- It was?
- Yeah, I love those fake-news comedy shows.
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They're so funny.
( laughing )
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Cody, you were the best.
"uh-oh, there's cooties in the hot tub."
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It was supposed to be
a serious news broadcast.
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Oh, come on, man.
You're killing me.
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Great job, you guys!
For your first broadcast everyone gets an "a."
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The ratings were
through the roof.
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We kicked
"boat cops"' butt.
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Big deal!
Does your show have an action figure?
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( shrieks )
a teeny tiny kirby! It's so cute.
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I'm gonna get me
a sandwich.
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( laughs )
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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- Donut shop.
- Donut shop.
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Students, take your places.
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Right here.
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You're wearing makeup?
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Yeah, you might
want to try it.
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I see you're still going
with the walking-dead look.
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I don't have to change
my look to pander to the male viewership.
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Mm-hmm.
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London, go stand
by your weather map.
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I still don't understand
what map you're talking about.
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I mean the big
green screen!
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We chromakey in the map.
That's an electronic process
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Whereby preselected colors
are keyed out
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And replaced by an alternative
background image.
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It's all done by magical
leprechauns, whoo!
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Oh, wow!
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Ms. Tutweiller,
we're on.
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Oh, spin the globe!
?toot-da-toot-da-toot-- ?
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- Oh!
- Uh, pan to zack.
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Welcome to "seven seas news."
I'm your anchorman zack martin.
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- And I'm bailey--
- our lead story tonight,
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Limbo-contest controversy--
if a little person wins,
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Is it cheating
or a win with an asterisk?
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And that's coming right up
after these short messages.
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Hold it!
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- Ouch!
- Sorry, sweetie.
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This is cody martin
with breaking news.
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- This ship is
missing a passenger. - ( gasps )
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Ooh ooh,
I hope it's bailey!
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It's too early to tell
if foul play is involved,
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But as soon as we know,
you'll know.
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This is cody martin
with "seven seas news."
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- Back to you, zack.
- And bailey!
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Sorry, sweetie.
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Cody, you can't say something
on the air that isn't backed up by facts.
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Look, someone's missing
and I have a hunch foul play is involved.
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And great reporters,
they follow their hunches.
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They also back them up
with sources.
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And if you don't find one,
it's going to hurt your grade
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And you'll have to do
an on-air retraction.
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Never!
I've never had to do a retraction before.
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You've never done
a story before.
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Hey, shut up,
woody.
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Woody, the camera!
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- Oh!
- Go!
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I'll prove I'm right.
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Okay, all right, let's get
this train back on track.
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Let's go to weather.Pan pan!
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- Pan!
- Weather? Is that me?
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Yes yes yes!
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Tomorrow
it's gonna be cold, so bundle up! Brrr!
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Oooh, look!
I'm disappearing.
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( laughs )
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I wish.
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My body's gone!
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Maybe I'm
the missing passenger!
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Okay, guys, we are
throwing out the script.
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00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:52,248
Cody found
a source for his missing-persons' story.
237
00:12:52,282 --> 00:12:55,451
So at the top
of the broadcast, just throw it right to him.
238
00:12:55,486 --> 00:12:57,120
Okay? Okay.
239
00:12:57,156 --> 00:12:58,623
Ready?
We're on in--
240
00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,591
Five, four, three--
241
00:13:02,695 --> 00:13:05,564
?dun da-dun da-dun
da-dun dun dun! ?
242
00:13:05,599 --> 00:13:07,600
Pan pan.
243
00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:09,903
Good evening,
I'm zack martin.
244
00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:12,006
- And I'm--
- no time for that!
245
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,579
Tighter.
246
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:22,986
We now go to cody martin
for a special report.
247
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,321
Cody.
248
00:13:24,356 --> 00:13:27,859
Missing at sea:
Day two.
249
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,596
We now have confirmation
from a ship's employee
250
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,431
That a passenger
is missing.
251
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,601
The source has agreed
to be interviewed
252
00:13:34,635 --> 00:13:37,003
Under the condition
that he remain anonymous.
253
00:13:41,511 --> 00:13:43,645
Can you confirm
that there should be
254
00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,615
2,000 passengers onboard?
255
00:13:45,649 --> 00:13:47,517
( high-pitched throughout )
yes, honey!
256
00:13:47,552 --> 00:13:50,354
I checked and rechecked
the ship's manifest.
257
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:54,058
- And what are you doing now?
- Eating a sandwich.
258
00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,196
Do y'all have
any mustard?
259
00:13:57,231 --> 00:13:59,165
- It's on the table, kirby.
- Oh.
260
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,536
Woody!
Anonymous means that nobody knows who that is!
261
00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:04,271
Sorry, kirby.
262
00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:06,074
Uh-- rats!
263
00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:11,447
Have you ascertained who
the missing passenger is?
264
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,016
Nope.
265
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,519
Are you doing anything
to safeguard the well-being
266
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,522
Of the other passengers
on this ship?
267
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,957
- Well, uh...
- Good heavens, man!
268
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,327
How many more people have
to disappear before you
269
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,396
Put down the sandwich
and get off your butt?
270
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,566
I don't know, eight?
271
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,471
You're a disgrace.
272
00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:34,643
( normally )
hey, man, take it easy. I thought we were friends.
273
00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:37,513
Journalists don't
have any friends-- just sources.
274
00:14:37,548 --> 00:14:40,449
And a cold cup of java.
275
00:14:41,786 --> 00:14:45,122
So you're basically
doing nothing, is that correct?
276
00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:48,092
( high-pitched )
no, we have put our best man on the job--
277
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:52,798
Kirby morris.
He's dedicated, brilliant and incredibly cuddly.
278
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,701
Ooops, I dropped my--
279
00:14:56,471 --> 00:15:00,408
Pay no attention
to the security guard behind the curtain.
280
00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:02,277
( shrieks )
281
00:15:04,982 --> 00:15:07,483
Thank you,
anonymous source.
282
00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:15,126
?toot-da-toot-da-toot... ?
pan pan!
283
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:22,002
Good evening, I'm zack martin
with a special report.
284
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:23,905
Bailey pickett!
285
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:29,044
We have been able
to ascertain the identity of the missing passenger
286
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,614
And it is one richard gold--
287
00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:32,716
Though registered
in cabin 1123,
288
00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,352
He has notbeen seen by anyone.
289
00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:36,287
Was he left at port
or does some grisly scene
290
00:15:36,321 --> 00:15:38,656
- Await us behind his door?
- We find out as we go live--
291
00:15:38,691 --> 00:15:40,993
- --Go live to our field
reporter cody-- - --martin.
292
00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:43,096
- I hate--
- --you.
293
00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:50,170
Missing at sea:
Day three.
294
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:54,409
We are outside cabin 1123
bringing you up close to the action
295
00:15:54,444 --> 00:15:58,047
- With our roving newscam.
- ( woody mimics helicopter )
296
00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:02,720
- What are you doing?
- It's newscopter tipton 1.
297
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:05,356
Our eye in the sky.
298
00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:08,560
Woody, we're inside!
There's no room for a helicopter in here.
299
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:12,265
Aaah!
Mayday mayday!
300
00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:14,368
( mimics explosions )ahhhh!
301
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:16,971
We're getting reports
of an accident with tipton 1.
302
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:20,442
We'll continue to follow
the story and bring you details as they become available.
303
00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:22,979
Back to you, cody.
304
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,583
Okay.
305
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,122
As I was saying,
we are outside cabin 1123,
306
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,826
The cabin of richard gold.
We are moments away
307
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,295
From finding out what
lies beyond this door,
308
00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:39,599
As security guard kirby morris
figures out how to gain entry. Kirby?
309
00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:41,869
I was just gonna knock.
310
00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:47,042
Has kirby given any indication
of how he plans on knocking?
311
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:51,081
Will he use his knuckles
or will he use some sort of knocking stick?
312
00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:55,953
"knocking stick"?
There's no such thing.
313
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,929
Well, how about that?
314
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:05,699
There's no answer.
I'm gonna have to use my passkey.
315
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:09,637
You ready to go in,
little buddy?
316
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:12,374
- Let's roll!
- One more day left till retirement
317
00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:15,111
- Then you're home free.
- Let's roll.
318
00:17:15,146 --> 00:17:18,081
Wait. I feel
I must warn you.
319
00:17:18,117 --> 00:17:21,219
What you're about to see
could be very disturbing.
320
00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:24,288
Our more squeamish viewers
might want to turn away.
321
00:17:24,324 --> 00:17:26,525
Not you, woody!
322
00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:31,264
- You have to stay!
- Okay, but I gotta warn you,
323
00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:33,300
I'm a vomiter.
324
00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:38,039
( dramatic music playing )
325
00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:49,954
I'm so scared.
326
00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:54,460
Uh, keep the camera on me!
327
00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,396
Hey, you know.
328
00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:59,099
- ( thuds )
- ( girlish screaming )
329
00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:01,636
- Bailey: Cody, are you okay?
- What's happening?
330
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:04,540
( panting )
severed arm!
331
00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:09,279
Help! Requesting--
( coughs ) backup.
332
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:12,316
No-oooo!
333
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,852
Little kirby!
Stay with me.
334
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:20,393
Tiny officer down,
tiny officer down!
335
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:22,529
( sobs )
336
00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:25,566
We're getting reports
of an officer-involved injury.
337
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:26,968
What's going on in there?
338
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,270
Well, zack, as best
as I can ascertain
339
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:32,808
We have a crushed doll
and a cabin full of women's clothing.
340
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:35,946
Well, we certainly are learning
a lot about richard gold.
341
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,951
I see nothing
too horrific,
342
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:43,989
Although some of these fashion
choices are a little gaudy for this reporter's taste.
343
00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:48,895
Ooh, this is cute.
344
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,534
- London, you're contaminating
the crime scene. - Oooh.
345
00:18:53,569 --> 00:18:56,338
Crime scene?
Did someone try to steal my clothes?!
346
00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:59,175
- London, this is
your cabin? - ( gasps )
347
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,344
Uhh...
348
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:04,348
( deep voice )
who's london?
349
00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:06,918
I am richard gold.
350
00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:09,053
Now please
leave my cabin,
351
00:19:09,089 --> 00:19:12,658
Which isn't london's
that she secretly booked to store her clothes.
352
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:17,197
So richard gold, or rich gold,
is that an alias?
353
00:19:17,232 --> 00:19:19,734
No, it's a fake name.
354
00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:21,236
Look, I had
no choice.
355
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:23,405
Daddy's making me go
to this stupid sea school
356
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,975
And live in a teeny tiny cabin
with way too small closets
357
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,944
And a roommate
that smells like corn.
358
00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:29,980
( whispers )
she's not wrong.
359
00:19:34,988 --> 00:19:38,791
What will be the fallout
from this shocking revelation?
360
00:19:38,826 --> 00:19:41,261
This reporter will
work tirelessly
361
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:42,996
To find out
the real case--
362
00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:45,733
All right, all right,
that's it, dude. You're done.
363
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,403
Wow, that girl has
a lot of clothes.
364
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:52,441
Maybe she can lend you
something to give you a break from this mailman look.
365
00:19:55,681 --> 00:19:57,381
- Mailman, eh?
- Yeah.
366
00:19:57,416 --> 00:20:00,217
Well, here's a little
special delivery.
367
00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:03,155
Hey!
368
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,925
- Oops, forgot the stamp.
- Ow ow ow!
369
00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:08,429
Hey, watch the hair-- oh!
370
00:20:08,463 --> 00:20:10,965
Oh, you think that's bad?
Check out your mascara.
371
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,201
( shrieking )
372
00:20:17,575 --> 00:20:20,043
And now for the weather.
Pan pan pan!
373
00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:24,899
Today the "s.S."
in s.S. Tipton
374
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,368
Stands for super sunny!
375
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:29,238
No, oh oh oh!
376
00:20:32,978 --> 00:20:35,546
I guess I'm a little
under the weather! ( laughs )
377
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:38,383
Pan up, pan up.
378
00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:40,485
And clear!
379
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,854
Great show, bailey.
380
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:50,114
Has been canned.
381
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,520
Thanks a lot, cody.
Good work.
382
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,756
Hey, don't blame him!
I'm pretty sure
383
00:20:56,791 --> 00:21:00,360
We lost some viewers
when you and your mascara started running.
384
00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:02,597
( class laughing )
385
00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,799
No, zack is right.
386
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,102
It's my fault
we got canceled.
387
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:10,339
I thought someone was missing,
but there was no story there.
388
00:21:10,374 --> 00:21:13,243
- I'm a joke.
- Ms. Tutweiller: No, cody!
389
00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:16,747
You're a journalist.
You smelled a scoop,
390
00:21:16,783 --> 00:21:19,818
Pursued your sources,
got your facts straight,
391
00:21:19,853 --> 00:21:23,289
And in the end
you uncovered a real story.
392
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:24,957
Yeah, thanks a lot, cody!
393
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,561
Now I'm supposed to get by
with just one closet.
394
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:30,965
- And a shoe submarine.
- And a clothing blimp.
395
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,334
- And a purse barge.
- What's your point?
396
00:21:34,938 --> 00:21:38,307
So if we were canceled,
what did they replace us with?
397
00:21:40,412 --> 00:21:42,714
( siren blares )
398
00:21:43,817 --> 00:21:44,950
?big boy, big boy ?/i>
399
00:21:44,984 --> 00:21:46,418
?coming after you ?/i>
400
00:21:46,453 --> 00:21:48,887
?coming after you whenmy sandwich is through ?/i>
401
00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:51,057
?big boy... ?/i>
402
00:21:51,093 --> 00:21:53,461
Freeze!
Bring back those crab legs.
403
00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:56,297
- Hey, these are mine!
- I'll make you--
404
00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:58,600
Gimme that.
Uh-huh.
405
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:02,170
Oh, these are
king crab legs, mm-hmm.
406
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,006
You, zack!
Come on back.
407
00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:07,177
You better give me my--
give me my clothes.
408
00:22:07,213 --> 00:22:09,180
You gonna get me
in trouble.
409
00:22:11,051 --> 00:22:12,618
( kissing )
410
00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:14,887
What do you thinkyou're doing?
411
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:18,024
Well, nothing now.
412
00:22:18,059 --> 00:22:19,860
?big boy, big boy ?/i>
413
00:22:19,895 --> 00:22:21,596
?coming after you ?/i>
414
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:23,965
?coming after you whenmy sandwich is through ?/i>
415
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,367
?big boy. ?/i>
416
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:29,967
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