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T until we dock in morocco.
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I want to visit the kasbah of the udayas in rabat
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And experience 5,000 years of culture and history.
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And I want to buy a bellybutton jewel that sparkles.
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As we say in the desert, "what's up, dunes?"
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Cody, I see you're wearing your grizzly scout uniform.
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Are you going for your dork badge?
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( laughs )
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Mock me if you will,
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But this will keep me cool in the hot arabian sun.
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You couldn't be cool if you were wearing
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Ice cube underpants. Ice in the pants.
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Actually, they're surprisingly comfortable.
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Good day. I want you all to know that I am planning
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A moroccan feast on the sky deck tonight.
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- Sounds great. - For passengers only.
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Technically we are passengers.
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- Paying passengers. - Technically we are paying.
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Oh, just don't come.
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� oh ay oh,oh ay oh �
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� come along with me �
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� and let'shead out to see �
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� what this world has �
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� for you and for me now �
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� whichever waythe wind blows �
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- � we say... �- � hey-ho, let's go! �
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- � oh ay oh � - � this boat's rocking �
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- � oh ay oh � - � ain't no stopping us now �
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� 'cause we're livingthe suite life �
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- � oh ay oh � - � this boat's rocking �
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- � oh ay oh � - � rocking the wholeworld round �
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� and we're livingthe suite life now �
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� hey ho! Oh ay ohlet's go! �
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London, you bought so much stuff you need a camel to carry it.
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No I don't. I've got these two humps.
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Can't feel my arms.
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Just put that stuff on the back seat of the jeep.
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So where are we supposed to sit?
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Uh, that's a you problem.
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( gasps ) oh!
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Look at these earrings. They're gorgeous.
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Wow, they look great on you.
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Really? Thanks, london.
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Yeah, they draw the attention away from your facial flaws.
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And you've insulted me on a new continent.
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
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I'm interesting in these earrings.
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Ah, good eye. They are one of a kind
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And only 500 dirham.
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That's $50.
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Sorry, I can't afford that.
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That's like 1,000 bags of manure.
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Shopping with you is embarrassing.
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- ( crashing ) - oh oh oh!
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I'll take these.
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Bailey wants those earrings.
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I'm gonna buy them for her.
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Why? She's already your girlfriend.
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Why don't you buy them for her?
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Hey there.
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Bailey and I always get each other romantic gifts.
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Last week she got me a microscope slide
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Of a two-headed paramecium
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Aw, for valentine's day
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Why don't you give her a swab from your cheek?
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500 dirham will clear me out.
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But bailey's worth it.
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Easy there, hot pants.
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That's not how they operate here.
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You have to haggle. It's tradition.
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Watch.
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Sir, it's your lucky day.
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You're about to unload those earrings.
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- Ah, goody for me. - Yes.
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My brother here is prepared to offer you 100 dirham.
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I laugh. Ha ha. See?
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100 dirham won't buy you
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A bucket of camel spit.
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But 200 will.
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Ew, that won't look good dangling from bailey's ears.
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If you want the earrings,
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The price is 500.
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Well, we'll offer you 125.
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Ach, you insult me, you insult my family.
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I put a curse on you and your descendants
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For 10,000 years.
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How about 400?
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Now I laugh. Ha ha. See?
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Forget it.
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What are you doing?
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Now I have no earrings and a curse on my head.
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Hey hey hey, don't worry.
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He'll call us back any second.
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He's sitting down to start a crossword puzzle.
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If you go back over there I have a four-letter word for sucker--
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Cody.
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Wow, check out this lamp.
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Hey, if we all chip in we can buy it for mr. Moseby.
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And maybe he'll let us go to the moroccan feast.
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Feast? I'm in.
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I'll chip in too.
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But I have to save three dirham for a trip to the pay toilet.
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I've had five cans of camel cola,
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Which I hope is a brand name
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And not actual liquid that came from a camel.
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So, london, are you in?
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Why should I get something for moseby?
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I mean, what has he ever done for me?
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Raised you like you were his own daughter.
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Look at me. I'm selfish and spoiled.
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He did a terrible job.
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Fine. But tomorrow I'm gonna be extra selfish.
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Time to try out my new flying carpet.
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Open sesame.
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( coughing )
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Woody, I hate to break it to you, but there's no such thing as a flying carpet.
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Oh yeah?
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Then why did the guy charge me an extra 200 for my pilot's license?
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Because you're dumb as a bag of sand?
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Oh yeah, and I'm sure the insurance I bought was fake too.
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Time for a test flight.
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And go!
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Up up and away.
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Hey, someone got hummus on the lamp.
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Hey, someone got lamp on my hummus.
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Mmm, this hummus is good.
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But I do wish I had a hamburger.
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Gasp! Your wish came true.
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The lamp is magical! ( squeals )
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Bacon, cheese, spicy mustard--
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The burger is magical too.
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( squeals )
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Woody, it's just a coincidence that kid decided
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To drop his burger off the rail at that moment.
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Do you know how long I've wished
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For food to fall from the sky?
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And it's finally happened.
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Aw, you're crazy.
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I can prove to you that this lamp isn't magic.
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All right.
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I wish the sun would disappear from the sky.
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Ha ha ha!
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See? Nothing happened.
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What?
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Ooh!
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You made the sun disappear.
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Oh, relax.
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It's just london's clothing blimp
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Passing in front of the sun.
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Marcus, tell them they're being silly.
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I believe. I believe.
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I bow down before the magic lamp.
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And suddenly I'm on the good ship loony-pop.
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Hello. I'm back
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And I am prepared to pay 400 dirham for those earrings.
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Good for you. But I just sold them.
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What?
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In my country we have an ancient saying--
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He who waits for the chicken to jump into the fire
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Has to order out for pizza.
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Now please, move along.
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Your sad boohoo face is bad for business.
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This stinks.
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I wanted to get bailey something she would love and cherish
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As much as I love tevye and scott.
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Who?
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The two-headed paramecium.
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Well, man, you win some, you lose some.
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Next time don't be so cheap and just pay the man.
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Ah! Ah! Cobra in the basket!
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Cobra in the basket!
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- Can you see the genie? - Yes!
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He has curly hair and glasses
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And little bits of hot dog stuck in his braces.
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That's me. Open your other eye.
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Oh. Ooh, it's dark in the lamp.
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The genie must be sleeping.
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Wake up! I'm ready to wish!
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Why should you get the last wish?
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Because you two already got your wishes--
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Hamburger and unholy darkness.
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Those don't count. They were test wishes.
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But I didn't get a test wish.
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'cause you hate tests.
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Good point.
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So since we all paid for the lamp equally,
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The last wish should be something we all need.
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40 I.Q. Points?
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But we're never gonna agree on the same wish.
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One of us should get the wish.
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Oh, let's have bailey decide.
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Oh joy.
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- Good idea. - I'm a very smart guy.
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There. I'm sure you'll pick someone who's worthy
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- And not someone who is always mean to you. - ( gasps )
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Or someone who's gonna use the last wish for the world's largest burrito.
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( gasps )
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How did you know what I was gonna wish for?
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Because I read your letter to santy claus.
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That's personal.
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Thank goodness so many people sell antivenom.
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Yeah, I noticed you paid full price for that.
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The guy did pry the cobra off my neck.
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Meanwhile no one else in this entire bazaar
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Is selling the same pair of earrings.
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I guess they really were one of a kind.
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Turns out 500 is a pretty good deal.
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Whatever. I guess I'll just get this instead.
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You sure bailey will like that?
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Oh, it's not for bailey.
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Ah, boys, yallah.
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I have found one more pair of those earrings.
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I saved them just for you.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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They're exactly like the other pair.
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Well, there is one little difference.
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Really? What?
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These cost twice as much.
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1,000 dirham.
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Don't worry, I think I can get him down to 850.
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Get off me!
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I don't have that kind of money.
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Thanks for ruining everything as always.
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Your brother is emotional,
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Like little girl.
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No he's not.
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He's way worse than a little girl.
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But he's my brother.
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So is there anything I can do to get you to lower the price?
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Well, actually there may be one thing.
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- My mother... - So what are we talking?
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She wants to open her own food booth
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But is worried tourists won't like her cooking.
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What do you have in mind?
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Just taste it and tell her it's good.
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Yamma, yallah!
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Do this, I'll lower the price.
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I guess I can do it. What does she make, falafel?
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Uh, no.
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But you'll feel awful afterwards.
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Oh, meatballs.
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No, eyeballs.
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Goat eyeballs to be exact.
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( groans )
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You can't eat just one.
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Oh!
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So, bailey, did you decide who gets the last wish?
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By the way,
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I think this cash fell out of your overalls.
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- You can't bribe her. - Yeah, that's not fair.
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- Why not? - ( arguing )
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( yawns ) hey!
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I'm trying to sleep in here.
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I told you the genie was asleep.
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You're a genie?
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No, I'm a lawyer wearing a turban.
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Well, how did you get in there?
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Let's just say don't ever date a sorceress and dump her.
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Good to know.
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Who's making a wish here?
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Tick tock.
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I don't know who should get the last wish.
263
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,805
Run 'em by me and I'll give you a little preview of how they'd turn out.
264
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,674
You first.
265
00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:16,947
Well, I wish I had my own successful record label
266
00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:19,451
And worldwide empire.
267
00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:23,421
From lil' little sneakers to lil' little low-fat salad dressings.
268
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,791
Nice.
269
00:13:24,826 --> 00:13:27,728
I haven't heard that one since p. Diddy found me.
270
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:35,337
Lil' little up in the hizzzouse!
271
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:38,241
Or, should I say, up on the skizz-eye dizzeck.
272
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,644
Who wants some salad dressing?
273
00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:42,046
Try my bomb-salmic
274
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,048
And my black eyed cheese.
275
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,884
And my honey, it's on.
276
00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:48,420
- Oooh. - Oooh.
277
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:53,294
Oh, you could have left me one girl.
278
00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:56,531
Let's check out woody's wish.
279
00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,735
Okay, hmm...
280
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,504
( gasps )
281
00:14:01,539 --> 00:14:04,408
I wish I had my bulldog meatball's life.
282
00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:07,477
I just want to eat, sleep and leave a slobber trail
283
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,581
Without being criticized.
284
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:20,795
( whines )
285
00:14:22,498 --> 00:14:25,500
- ( growls ) - what is this mutt doing out here?
286
00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:27,437
- ( urinating ) - oh, don't do that!
287
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:29,405
You're in a public place.
288
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:37,148
- ( growls ) - whoa there.
289
00:14:37,184 --> 00:14:38,985
Good boy. Sit.
290
00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:41,053
Heel. Speak.
291
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,090
You got a biscuit? I want a biscuit.
292
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:45,760
I want a biscuit.
293
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:48,529
- ( screams ) - ( growling )
294
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,135
Woody, here boy. Who wants a biscuit?
295
00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:56,606
( whimpers )
296
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:01,113
Where's my biscuit?
297
00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:07,320
Oh, my turn. My turn.
298
00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:10,758
All I wish for is everything!
299
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:13,295
( pops )
300
00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:16,132
What was that?
301
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:18,901
Me granting your wish.
302
00:15:18,936 --> 00:15:20,737
But I don't feel any different.
303
00:15:20,772 --> 00:15:23,006
That's because you already have everything.
304
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:26,144
Oh yeah, you're right. That's true.
305
00:15:26,179 --> 00:15:29,415
So, bailey, you sure you don't want to make a wish?
306
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:33,320
Well, now that I know that you're real, maybe I will make a wish.
307
00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:35,356
You're right, bailey. You deserve the wish.
308
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:38,759
You're so pretty and sweet and so well-dressed.
309
00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:42,197
Okay, this is so a dream.
310
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,434
- What are you doing? - I'm trying to wake myself up.
311
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:45,969
Oh, I'll help.
312
00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:48,138
Ahh!
313
00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:53,611
Wake up!
314
00:15:55,515 --> 00:15:57,416
I just had the weirdest dream.
315
00:15:57,452 --> 00:16:00,754
And you were there and you were there
316
00:16:00,789 --> 00:16:02,090
And you were there.
317
00:16:04,094 --> 00:16:06,729
Yeah yeah yeah. Have you decided who gets the wish?
318
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:09,365
Maybe she already used the last wish on herself.
319
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,368
No she didn't. Look at her.
320
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,238
Same hideous hair, same hideous clothes, uneven ears.
321
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,774
What?
322
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,911
Okay, the truth is none of you deserve this lamp.
323
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:22,582
- ( gasps ) - I'm gonna take the last wish and put it to good use.
324
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:25,719
Stop her before she wishes for something stupid like world peace.
325
00:16:42,609 --> 00:16:45,310
( groans )
326
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,251
Delish. ( chuckles )
327
00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:54,021
I especially like the caramelized ear kebabs.
328
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,259
Although they were a little waxy.
329
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:03,866
Okay, I've eaten every part of the goat except the bell.
330
00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:06,970
Wow, you must really love your brother.
331
00:17:08,141 --> 00:17:11,444
It almost makes me want to contact my brother,
332
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,245
Except that he is a filthy dog.
333
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:14,948
I hate you, achmed!
334
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:17,818
( knife whooshes )
335
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,489
How about you just sell me the earrings
336
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,325
Before I get an unwanted haircut?
337
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,796
I will, right after you try mama's dessert.
338
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:32,670
Ew, what's that green stuff? Camel boogers?
339
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:35,674
No, this is mint ice cream.
340
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,510
Spoon please.
341
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:43,450
Mmm, fantastic.
342
00:17:43,486 --> 00:17:46,221
I especially like the chocolate chips.
343
00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:48,757
Oh, those aren't chocolate chips.
344
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:52,027
They are beetles. Eat fast or they try to scurry out of your mouth.
345
00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:53,363
It's actually kind of cute.
346
00:17:58,037 --> 00:18:00,105
What distance!
347
00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:04,744
( moroccan music playing )
348
00:18:12,588 --> 00:18:16,725
Ah, I hope you are enjoying the dance of the seven veils.
349
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,163
Oh, eight.
350
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,737
Oh, here we go. ( laughs )
351
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,774
You know, I was a ballet dancer, you're a belly dancer.
352
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:30,877
Belly, ballet, belly, ballet-- ow!
353
00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:35,149
I pulled a belly muscle.
354
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,556
I will not let you waste this lamp's power on your stupid wishes.
355
00:18:40,591 --> 00:18:43,593
Oh, we'll see about that.
356
00:18:43,628 --> 00:18:44,929
( gasps )
357
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,530
London, where'd you learn that?
358
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:49,300
It's a self-defense technique I learned with my personal shopper.
359
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:52,137
- It's called shoe-jitsu. - Get her!
360
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,141
( screams ) big dog!
361
00:18:58,547 --> 00:19:00,982
( screams ) another big dog!
362
00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:05,921
( grunts )
363
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:11,261
What is going on here?
364
00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:14,031
We need that lamp so we can get the genie out and make our last wish.
365
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,134
Why do I keep asking?
366
00:19:16,169 --> 00:19:18,303
Now it's mine.
367
00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:19,672
- Stop! - Get him!
368
00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:25,446
This way. You go this way. That way, go go go!
369
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,916
I wish-- whoa!
370
00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:33,856
--I hadn't tripped on that couscous.
371
00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:37,995
Cody, you got the lamp.
372
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:39,697
Yeah, I guess.
373
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:43,168
I just wish I had the earrings I wanted to give you.
374
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,670
All: No!
375
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,577
- Maybe the lamp doesn't work for him. - Yeah.
376
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:53,848
Cody, you forgot the earrings you bought bailey.
377
00:19:53,883 --> 00:19:57,285
( mocking ) "maybe the lamp doesn't work for him." goof.
378
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,390
Bailey, these are for you.
379
00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:04,261
Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.
380
00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:06,364
Clearly there's not a mirror in that box.
381
00:20:06,399 --> 00:20:07,999
Ow!
382
00:20:09,302 --> 00:20:11,037
Thank you. I love them.
383
00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:18,746
Zack, I can't believe you got those.
384
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,350
- Thank you. - Well, you're my brother.
385
00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:24,620
I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.
386
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:28,725
That might just be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
387
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,128
So did you finally bargain the guy down?
388
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,699
Yup, to 500 dirham.
389
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,335
Wasn't that the original price?
390
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,971
Maybe, but he also threw in this.
391
00:20:39,007 --> 00:20:40,307
The camel spit?
392
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:42,743
No, just the bucket.
393
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:44,746
( gagging )
394
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:47,248
( vomiting )
395
00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,351
All: Ew!
396
00:20:53,108 --> 00:20:55,109
Hey, mr. Moseby. Nice lamp.
397
00:20:55,144 --> 00:20:57,145
Thank you. It was a gift.
398
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,581
- London said it was a magic lamp. - Well, is it?
399
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,920
Nope. You're still here.
400
00:21:05,924 --> 00:21:08,392
Cody, I really love these earrings.
401
00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:10,362
Thanks. They're one of a kind.
402
00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:12,597
- Just like you. - ( giggles )
403
00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:17,069
Oh, this looks good.
404
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:19,706
The pastilla is delicious.
405
00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:22,310
It reminds me of my grammy's mincemeat pie.
406
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,412
I sure wish I had some.
407
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,449
Oh, miss pickett.
408
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:28,684
This just arrived air express.
409
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,789
Grammy's mincemeat pie?
410
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,659
Genie?
411
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,196
Actually it's gino.
412
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,101
Hey, are you winking at my girlfriend?
413
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:44,038
Sorry, man. Don't hit me.
414
00:21:44,072 --> 00:21:45,306
I'm a bleeder.
415
00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:50,679
Ha! Yeah, you'd better run.
416
00:21:50,729 --> 00:21:55,279
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