All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s02e22 Model Behavior.eng

Okay, now give me
a synonym for... Perfect.

- Bailey.
- ( giggles )

Hey!
Hey, cody,

Remember those smoking twins
we dated in middle school?

No, I don't remember
any twins.

Sure you do!
Jessica and janice:

Blonde, british, beautiful.
We took them to the movies.

( scoffs )
no,

Must not have been me.

Yeah it was!
You even wrote yours a poem.

"my little british crumpet,

Don't take my heart
and dump it."

Aw, cute.

We never really dated.

They were just homely
friends of ours--

Bad teeth, blotchy skin,
one of them had a hump.

She probably got a job
as a bell-ringer.

She sure rang
your bell.

( unison )
cody!

Good thing that hump
cleared up.

♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪

♪ come along with me ♪

♪ and let's head out to see ♪

♪ what this world has ♪

♪ for you and for me now ♪

♪ whichever way
the wind blows ♪

- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪

♪ 'cause we're living
the suite life ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ rocking the whole world round ♪

♪ and we're living
the suite life now ♪

♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪

♪ let's go! ♪

I just found the girl
I'm going to marry.

- Which one?
- All of them.

Hey, guys,
what do you think?

- Gorgeous.
- I'm in love.

Whoa.

I like you and all, marcus,

But I'm talking about me
getting my braces off.

I'm gonna be a babe magnet.

Yeah, the braces were
the thing holding you back.

You're in the way.

Boys, now that we've
docked in florida,

- I'm leaving the boat.
- So sorry to see you go.

- Best of luck to you.
- Enjoy your golden years of retirement.

For the weekend.

And for the record,
I'm not even 40.

- Sure you aren't.
- If you say so.

You're only as old
as you feel.

London has arrived.

- London tipton?
- Yes.

Nice to meet you.
I'm cindy cannon,

Former supermodel

And current head
of the cindy cannon modeling agency.

- Oh.
- So did you come to watch the shoot?

Nope, to be in it.

I figured you'd
want to use me

Since I am the prettiest
girl in the world.

- Who says?
- Everyone.

I even have
the certificate.

Is that the president's
signature?

Mm-hmm and congress,
whoever he is.

Well, I agree
with our nation's leaders that you're very pretty,

But these girls are
all professionals.

I'm afraid
I can't use you.

One moment.

( dialing )

Hi, daddy!
Can you buy the cindy cannon modeling agency?

- Thank you.
- ( phone rings )

Hello?

How much?!

Okay.

Congratulations, london,
you are a model.

( british accent )
our first modeling job, this is so exciting.

- Really exciting.
- ( groans ) janice.

Just once can't you come up
with your own adjective?

- Twit.
- That's a noun.

Okay... Annoying twit.

- ( camera clicking )
- london, loosen up.

- You're too stiff.
- ( grunts )

I can't smile and move
at the same time.

Luckily neither of those things
is important in modeling.

Oh, good.

Oh, bailey, look,
I promise you

When it comes to jessica
you have nothing to worry about.

Oh, I'm not worried.

Now I get why you would
be jealous with her being a model and all,

But it's completely
unwarranted.

I'm not jealous.

"me thinks the lady
doth protest too much."

Well hello, ladies.

My name is zack,
but you can call me anytime.

Here's my number.

That's waterproof,
by the way.

Hey, I gotta get myself
one of those.

You know, I've been
stapling my numbers to girls-- they don't seem to like that!

Hey, get away from my models.
They're working.

Definitely
working for me.

If I catch you near
my girls again, I'm going to cut you open

And I'm going to suck
your insides out

The way my plastic surgeon
does to my thighs.

Wow, she's mean
and descriptive.

- ( phone rings )
- oh, not this loser again.

Hi, sweetheart,
how was school?

Okay, if we can't
talk to the models while they're working,

We'll just have to talk
to them after work. Like at a party.

If we throw a party
and mr. Moseby finds out,

He'll make us clean
the propeller.

While it's on!

I have two words for you:

Mo dels.

My favorite two words.

Jess, don't you think
zack looks gorgeous?

Oh, he's coming over.
How do I look? How do I look?

Just like me, but nervous.

Hey, janice, are you
free tonight?

Oh, zack, I was hoping
you'd ask me.

- We're throwing
a party on the sky deck. - That sounds fantastic.

Make sure you bring
all your cute coworkers.

Oh, all right.

Janice, we have
another shoot tomorrow.

Cindy wants all the models
in bed by 8:00.

If we break curfew,
we could lose our jobs.

Here's an idea-- ding!

Don't tell cindy.

But that would be wrong.

Really wro-- um,

Inappropriate.

Great, so you see where
I'm going with this?

See you there?

( unison )
okay.

I have
three words for you:

Fan tas tic.

- Hey, jessica.
- Oh, hi, cody.

Look, I've kinda got
a big problem.

You see,
my girlfriend bailey,

- She's the jealous type.
- Really?

She didn't
come across that way.

Oh, trust me, she is.

So I would just
appreciate it

If you would play down
what we had together.

What did we have?

Boom!
Exactly.

You know what?
Thanks for being a help.

You're a great friend.
Come on.

Oh, okay.

- Cody.
- Bailey, uhhh!

It's not what it looks like.

Jessica was teaching me

- How to samba.
- What?

Is it hot in here?

No.

But I'll go get
you some ice water. Do you want anything?

Oh, how sweet.
No thanks.

Wow.

I apologize
for bailey's behavior.

She's obviously crazed
with jealousy.

Wow.

( blowing )

( wheezing )
I've been...

Blowing for...

Six hours.

Hey, woody, didn't I
tell you we have a pump?

I... Hate...

You.

( squeaks )

Zack, this beach-party
thing was genius.

What could be better
than babes in bikinis?

Babes in a bouncy castle.

That is better.

Speaking of which,
I've gotta bounce.

Marcus, I have a big problem.

No, you cannot
hang your stuff in my closet anymore.

Zack found your dresses
last time and he still thinks they're mine.

Not that.
Earlier today

I noticed that the other models
kept trying to get their pictures taken too!

Hmmm, weird!

I know!
And I do not like it.

- I want you to get rid of them.
- London, you can just get rid of people that you don't like.

Sure I can.
I have a permit.

- Is that signed
by the president?! - And congress.

Still don't know who he is.

Zack, something
dreadful's happened.

- Really dreadful.
- Girls, girls, please,

Less bickering,
more bouncing-- whee!

- We ran into cindy
in the lobby. - So?

So? Afterwards she's
headed up here to relax.

What?!
She'll take my models and suck on my insides.

I like my insides.

They keep my outsides
from caving in.

Come on, everyone.
We have to go before cindy gets here.

No no no, the party's
just getting started.

We just need to send somebody
down there to distract her.

- And by somebody, I mean woody.
- Yeah! Wait, what?

How am I supposed
to distract her?

- Ask her for some
modeling tips. - Girl: Yeah!

Yeah, now that you've
got your braces off, you're a real hunk.

Right, everybody?

Not really.

Oh, come on.
At least his teeth are straight.

- Yeah.
- True, but it doesn't really make a difference.

Still, let's give him a quick
makeover and give it a go.

( reluctantly )
okay.

( elevator dings )

Oh, then in 1982 I was the face
of la poubelle makeup.

Gorgeous.
Sit down.

And, oh, by 1983,

I got my first wrinkle
and suddenly I was the face

Of krintzki's doorknobs.

And by "face,"
I mean "hand."

Hey!
Aw.

Oh my--!

( bad french accent )
do not fear me because I am beautiful.

My name... Is woodlander.

Perhaps you recognize
this face from the July issue

Of "monsieur" magazine.

Oh, I didn't know that
"monsieur" was french for blech!

- Now if you'll excuse me?
- No no no!

- You can't go.
- Don't make me use my pepper spray.

Please, I would give anything
to get advice from the most

Famous powerful woman
in the modeling world.

- You left out gorgeous.
- Pardon.

- Say it!
- Gorgeous!

Okay, sure.

( pop music playing )

Did you just stamp your
phone number on my forehead?

Yep! Now remember,
in the mirror,

That's gonna be
backwards.

Good!

You're tiring out
my competition.

That way they'll put up
less of a struggle.

So how are we gonna
get rid of them?

Well, we could set them
adrift in the ocean...

Until they fall off
the edge of the earth.

Great idea.

Uh... Here's a raft.
Yeah.

Now you blow that up
while I keep tiring them out with my dancing

And maybe a few foot rubs.

Deliciously evil.

This is awfully big.
Do we have a pump?

Nope.

( blowing )

So where's cody?

Oh, he didn't want
to come and quote:

"torture you with what
might have been."

Honestly,

I'm not even sure
he's the one I dated.

Oh, watch out.
Your hair's caught in your earring.

Let me get that for you.

- Did you get it?
- Uh, yes.

Unfortunately
now your hair's caught on my bracelet.

Ow ow,
you're pulling my hair.

Girls, girls,
girls, stop it!

Stop it.

Don't fight over me.

I'm just not worth it.

( techno music playing )

( grunts )

Hips hips hips hips.

Face face face face.

Verk it, verk it,
verk it, verk it.

Leave them
wanting more, boom.

So?
Vat did you think?

I think you should
leave them wanting less.

Mr. Moseby?

- Woody?
- You know woodlander?

Told you I was famous.

Why are you back so early?

And why do you look like
a ketchup bottle with a wig?

Should you really be knocking
anybody else's appearance?

Not that it is
any of your business, but I was at a reunion

For my roller-skating team--
the funkytown boogie crew.

Unfortunately
none of them showed up.

Maybe they're hiding
in your hair.

That is it.
I need to get to the elevator.

- Good idea.
- No-ooo.

So... You're not going up
to the sky deck, are you?

I am now.
What's going on, woody?

Nothing.
But the elevator's broken

- So you can't get up there.
- ( dings )

Come come come,
come on.

What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

- Ah!
- What happened?

- ( alarm ringing )
- told you it was broken!

Listen, you two,
this fighting has got to stop.

Jessica, I know you still
have feelings for me,

Which I get,
because I'm the total package with looks and brains.

But you have to understand
that I'm with bailey now.

And, bailey,

You need to chill out
with this crazy jealousy.

You're my girlfriend
and you need to trust that I'll be faithful

No matter how many girls throw
themselves at me, as again,

I'm the total package.

That's right.
So you stay away from my boyfriend.

But he's the total package.
Without him, there's a hole in my heart.

Well, there will be
a hole in your head if you don't back off my man!

Whoa whoa whoa,
slow slow.

Fine, you can have him.
I'll just live out my days alone

With maybe 20 or 30 cats.

( sobbing )

- She's crying.
- Shoot her down.

Good good.
Let it out, jessica.

I know it hurts,
but this is for the best.

Now I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna leave now

So you're not constantly
reminded of your pain.

- Do you think he bought it?
- Hook, line and sinker.

Marcus, cody just told me
that the earth is round, not flat.

Really?

So that explains why
the globe is circular.

Zack, here I come.
Catch me.

- Mr. Moseby's back.
- What?

( screams, thuds )

That didn't go
exactly as planned.

Then after krintzki's
dumped me,

My own stupid agent
wouldn't even call me back.

You know, not talking
preserves precious oxygen.

All my so-called friends
just disappeared.

Even my kids wouldn't
take a picture with me.

I get it.
I get it.

People don't want
to spend time with you.

Add me to the list.

Okay, ahh!
I got it.

Let me lift you up
the access hatch, you can climb out

And then
shimmy up the cable.

- Isn't that dangerous?
- One can only hope.

Come on, come on.

Here we go.

( grunts )
my god.

Mama catcha.

- Whatta comma mama.
- You've got the upper body strength of a gerbil.

Let me try.

- Can you reach it now?
- Almost.

- Whoa.
- Ahh!

Okay, would you stop that?

Just go back the other way.

Just move along the wall
to the center of the elevator.

Oh, okay.

Okay, good good.

Okay, now move to
the middle of the elevator

Slowly.
Slowly, okay?

- ( whirring )
- right, not everybody

Was a member of the boogie
woogie roller-- whoa!

( screams )

It was the funkytown
boogie crew!

- ( air hissing )
- keep pushing.

The bouncy castle's
almost in.

( air farting )

( laughs )
sounds like woody after the mexican buffet.

They're coming,
they're coming.

Get get get!

Get get get!

( fake laughter )

Zack, how you amuse me
with your witty banter.

Oh, hello, mr.-- Argh!

My thoughts exactly.

What did you do?

I think the question here
is "what did you do?"

Don't change the subject.
I know you hooligans are up to something.

Boy always are.
Thank goodness my models

Are all in bed asleep
like good little girls.

Get down!
Get down, get down!

I'm just going to go
to my cabin and curl up with a good book.

I'll go do my pilates.

And I'm gonna go make
a healthy snack.

Marcus:
Like they will buy you eating a healthy snack.

Woody:
We never get away with anything.

Man, I can't believe
mr. Moseby

Is making us fish
all these floaties out of the ocean.

Yeah, these waters
are shark-infested. I can't swim very fast.

You don't have to swim faster
than the sharks. You just have to swim faster than woody.

Hey!

Goodbye, zack.
Thank you for the lovely party.

I'm glad you had fun.

Meanwhile I struck out
with all the models.

You wouldn't have if you had
just opened your eyes

And looked right
in front of you.

Oh!

It was that pouty brunette,
wasn't it?

No, it was me, you ninny.

What?
You're interested in me?

But you dumped me
like two years ago.

That's when you were
four inches shorter, had girl's hair

And you smelled like
lunchmeat.

Well, I took care
of two of those things.

So what say you
give us a chance?

Sorry, too late.
I'm dating a male model now.

Pick me up at 6:00,
woodlander.

I knew I would-land-her.

Hey, wait a minute.

How come I'm not
in any of the pictures from the photo shoot?

Well, because you're...

Too beautiful.

You took too much attention
away from the clothes.

Oh, that is such a load

Of sheer genius.

That is the kind of wisdom

That can only come from years
and years and years

- And years and years and...
- Yes, I get it. I get it!

Thank you.

- We're ready, cindy.
- Oh, great.

Listen, you girls
did a fantastic job.

And you're going to love
living in the loft

With all of us.
It's like one big pajama party.

- It sounds great.
- Really great.

( falsetto )
really really great.

( falsetto )
hello.

Let's get going, shall we?

- Nope.
- ( falsetto ) call me! Call me!

( normal )
call me.

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