All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s02e15 The Defiant Ones.eng

Last night
was amazing, bailey.

You know,
it's so incredible

To finally
be with someone as mature as I am.

No, you hang up.

No, you hang up.

- No, you hang up.
- How about I hang up?

Dude, you sound
like some sort of love-struck idiot.

- Good morning.
- Hi, london.

( school bell ringing )

Hello, class.

Now before
we get started,

I'm going to collect
your papers on napoleon.

Oh no, the paper.

I was having
so much fun with bailey I forgot to do it.

And that's
napoleon bonaparte.

Just give yourself
an f now if you wrote

About napoleon dynamite.

I've never not done
my homework before.

- What am I going to do?
- Here you go, ms. T.

And may I say
you are looking lovely as always?

You know,
it's hard to believe there isn't a mr. T.

Well, actually,
there is.

And I pity the fool
who doesn't marry this one before she's snatched up.

Ahem.

Nice try, mr. T.

Or should I say
mr. C-?

Napoleon was more
than just "a short french dude."

Ah, but I said, "creepy,
short french dude."

"napoleon bonaparte was
a french military leader

Whose actions shaped
european politics in the early 19th century.

Born in corsica,
he was destined--"

Aahh!

♪ --louette,
gentille alouette... ♪

Was one of napoleon's
favorite songs.

Everybody.

♪ je te plumerai la tête,
je te plumerai la tête ♪

♪ et le tête,
et le tête... ♪

Cody, what's going on?

Okay.

The truth is...

I didn't do
the assignment.

- ( class gasps )
- gasp!

Even I did
the assignment.

It's just lines you made
testing lipstick colors.

Yeah, but it was
on time.

Cody,
what happened?

Look, I was with bailey
last night...

Because she sprained
her ankle.

The health and well-being
of others must come first.

Okey-dokey.

- Just turn it in tomorrow.
- ( sputters ) what?

If I had an extra day,
I could have added eye-shadow.

Here, knock
yourself out.

Really?

♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪

♪ come along with me ♪

♪ and let's
head out to see ♪

♪ what this world has ♪

♪ for you and for me now ♪

♪ whichever way
the wind blows ♪

- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪

♪ 'cause we're living
the suite life ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ rocking the whole world round ♪

♪ and we're living
the suite life now ♪

♪ hey ho,
oh ay oh ♪

♪ let's go! ♪

You will be
in the seahorse suite

And I'll get someone
to help you with your bags.

Ooh!

Classic.

Zack, you rigged this thing
to punch me in the face?

Of course not.
I rigged it to punch you in the stomach.

I forgot how short
you are.

That's it, I've had it
with your stupid pranks.

I only did it
because you yelled at me last week.

That's because you put
glue in my shoes.

Look, mr. Moseby,
what we've got here

Is your basic
chicken-egg situation.

Who knows what came first,
you yelling or me pranking?

Oh ho ho, I think
it was you pranking.

- Since you're yelling,
I guess I'm up. - Okay.

All right,
that is it.

I couldn't help
but overhear your little kitten fight.

Meow, hiss.

Mr. Blanket,
thank you,

- But this is none
of your concern. - Oh, but it is.

I'm the ship's
counselor

And I would like
you both to come see me for a session.

No no, forget it.
I'm a very busy man.

And I...

Find you creepy.

Understood.

But I'm afraid
you have no choice.

If I feel anyone's
safety is at risk, I have the authority

To relieve any
crew member of duty

And, if necessary,
sedate them.

First of all,
no you don't.

And second,
that's a frosting pen.

I know.
It's time for my cupcake break.

Happy face
for a happy tummy.

Mm.

Oh.

And we're the ones
who need counseling?

Bailey, I have
a huge crisis.

I forgot to write
my napoleon paper,

So I lied to ms. Tutweiller
and told her I was helping you with your sprained ankle.

What?
I don't have a sprained ankle.

- Why would you do that?
- I don't know.

I panicked, okay?
I can't have a blemish on my record.

It's been perfect
ever since my very first "a" in nursery school

When I used juice boxes
to build a glucose molecule.

Cody, I don't think
one bad mark is going to matter.

You don't know that.
We're supposed to go to yale together.

But what if you
get in and I only get into princeton?

Princeton!

I am not
going to pretend my ankle hurts.

And I totally
respect you for that.

- Bailey.
- Ahh!

Ow!

( grunts )

Bailey, I heard
what happened to your ankle.

Yeah yeah, it hurts
like a goat bite.

But I am working
through the pain.

Well,
how'd you hurt it?

- Well, it was dark...
- Dark.

- ...In the cabin
and I tripped... - Tripped.

- ...Over ivana.
- Ivana.

London's dog.

Oh, how awful.

I can only
imagine the pain

That poor puppy is in.

- Hello, what about me?
- Yeah yeah, get well soon, champ.

Oh, the puppy.

- ( thud )
- ahh!

I should have
seen that coming.

I can't believe,
thanks to you,

I have to waste an hour
here in counseling.

- I have many more important
things I could be doing. - You?

I've got a box of frogs
I should be hiding in the salad bar.

I mean homework.

- This is all your fault--
- if you didn't catch me--

- ( whistle trilling )
- stop it!

I can't stand to watch
two people fight...

Unless they're old ladies
in a vat of coleslaw.

Sorry, off topic,
weekend stuff.

Look, mr. Blanket,
I know you mean well,

But zack and I
will always be at odds.

- Always.
- Well, you must try.

- All that stress
is bad for your heart. - Hah, poppycock.

My ticker is
as strong as ever.

- Really?
- ( voices overlapping )

- Kapow!
- ( screaming )

Ha ha, see?

Ooh, like a hummingbird
after a double shot of espresso.

But there is a sound
therapeutic remedy.

And then whatever
you've got, right?

Correct.

Rather than take out
your aggressions on each other,

You should use proxies.

Hey, mr. Moseby, look,
yours is life-sized.

Now do to the dolls

What you want to do
to each other,

Like I do with this one
of ms. Tutweiller.

You and ms. Tutweiller
argue a lot?

Heavens, no.
We love each other very much.

Don't we, snookems?

Not now, honey,
I'm working.

Now express your feelings
to the dolls.

Okay, zack,

Sometimes I find your behavior
a trifle impolite.

- Hmm?
- Hey, look, I pulled his eye out.

( silent )

( gasps )
daddy cut my allowance by 100 bucks.

I am so sick
of this recession.

London, we need
your help.

I'll do it
for 100 bucks.

Bailey,
give me a dollar.

Thank you.
So what do you need?

If ms. Tutweiller asks,
I sprained my ankle

Last night
tripping over ivana.

But-- but that's
impossible.

Ivana's not even
on the ship.

She's in rio getting
a muzzle lift.

You know,
she's almost seven.

It doesn't matter
if ivana was there or not.

You just have to say
that's what happened.

Wait a second.

That's a pretty big lie.

I don't think $100
is going to cut it.

How about we make it
1,000?

Mm...

( gasps )

I think we have
a deal.

- ( growling )
- hoo hoo hoo, you like pranks, huh?

Well, how about I pull
your leg... Off?

( laughing hysterically )

Mother goose
with a side of yowza.

Okay, enough practice.
I'm ready for the real thing.

Bring it,
little chipmunk.

- ( whistle trilling )
- stop it!

I can see now
that your problems

Are even more deep-seated
than I even feared.

We are going to have to
meet daily for at least the next year.

- Both: What?
- Well, not on weekends.

Weekends is coleslaw time.

What? No no no,
we're doing much better.

Yes, the doll thing
was really working.

- Right, old chum?
- Absolutely, buddy.

- I'm sorry
for everything. - Okay.

- Kapow!
- Wait, what are you doing?

Uh-huh, nice try,
but I can see the hate in your eyes.

Yeah, but that's
mostly towards you.

This is the only way
you two are going to learn to live together.

Mr. Blanket, give me
the key this minute.

- You mean this key?
- Yeah, that one. Come on.

- Ha ha ha.
- Moseby: Wait wait, no!

Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to see the nurse.

I hate it when the key
goes down the wrong pipe.

- Wait.
- ( grunts )

Zack:
One tangerine tickle, coming right up.

( grunts )

Do you mind?
I'm trying to sign employee paychecks.

- Ooh, is mine in there?
- No.

- Then I don't care.
- Oh.

Do you ever mop up
back here?

London, I heard
what happened to ivana.

Well, you know,
that's clumsy bailey for you.

I mean, you'd think
she'd have better balance

With those
tennis rackets she calls feet.

Well, I just love
little doggies,

- So I made ivana
a get-well gift. - What about me?

- Why don't I get a sweater?
- Ugh, why would you even want one?

Her stitch-work
is sloppy at best.

Anyway, I want to see
if it fits her. May I see her?

Ivana?
She's not even on board.

What do you mean?

How could she be on board
last night and not today?

We're in the middle
of the ocean.

That's because...

She...

Was eaten
by a crocodile.

( sobbing )

I miss her so much.

- ( blowing nose )
- wait, a crocodile?

Someone must have
smuggled one on board

While we were docked
in australia and it got loose.

- Yeah.
- Well, ivana will always live on in our memories.

( voices overlapping )

( bell chiming )

Attention,
passengers and crew, this is not a drill.

A killer crocodile
is loose on the ship!

- ( people screaming )
- ( alarm ringing )

I think she bought it.

Poor ivana.

Careful with those.
Those are very--

Oh, those are bailey's.
Never mind.

Hey.

- Ms. Tutweiller,
is this really necessary? - Yes.

We have to clear every cabin
until we find that crocodile.

Okay, look, this lie has
snowballed out of control.

- You need to put
an end to this. - Okay okay.

Good, so you're going
to tell her the truth?

Heck, no.
I've just got to find us a crocodile.

( screaming )

- Did you see
the crocodile? - No.

Bailey's swimsuit.
( screaming )

Yeah.

- ( voices overlapping )
- okay.

I am sorry you've
been inconvenienced,

But I assure you
everything is fine.

No, it's not.
Forget the crocodile.

Tutweiller's going
to bite my head off if I'm late for class again.

- Come on.
- ( voices overlapping )

Please please,
one at a time.

Hey!

Back off,
you crybabies.

The man's hands
are tied to me.

So quit your whining
and go back to eating

Your body weight
in shrimp.

Okay, come on.

What he means
to say is we have

A lovely selection
of dining choices.

I will get someone
to escort you.

- ( bell dings )
- uh!

Okay, here I go.

( school bell ringing )

All right, class,
now remember,

Even though there is
a raging reptile on the loose,

We must carry on
as usual.

There is nothing
to be afraid of.

- Present.
- Ahh!

Whoa, sorry I'm late.

Well, I hope you have
a good excuse.

I'm handcuffed
to a workaholic who can't take a punch.

- Huh, that's a new one.
- Hello, emma.

Well, zack,
I knew you'd end up in handcuffs one day.

I guess I'll be
seeing you both

In detention
for the next week?

What?
No no, I can't.

Emma, I think
you're overreacting.

Oh, really?
Let's make it two weeks.

- No no no--
- you want to make it three, buster?

Ooh!

No, ms. Tutweiller.

I got your message.
You saw the crocodile?

- Yes, it went into zack
and marcus's cabin. - It was so scary.

Yeah, it was all,
"snap snap, grr.

I'm gonna eat you.
Croco-doodle-doo!"

Yeah yeah,
that'll doodle-do.

All right, boys,
we're going in.

You mean it's go time?

- ( thudding )
- marcus: What the heck?

- Get back, back!
- ( girls screaming )

Marcus:
You stupid croc!

Marcus, don't worry,
we're coming in.

No no, stay out.
Save yourselves.

- Take that,
you scaly demon. - ( girls screaming )

That's it,
I'm going in.

( shouting )

Marcus,
are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

It was the craziest thing.

I opened the bathroom door
and a 14-foot crocodile

Leaped out
of the bathtub and attacked me.

Yeah, he clamped
onto my neck

And we went
into the death roll.

Oh yeah, we went
back and forth

And back and forth.

Oh oh,
I wanted to run.

I wanted to run
so bad.

- But I knew I had a duty
to protect my fellow man. - Yes!

So I mustered up
every ounce of my strength

And pried open
his mighty jaws

And fought back.

Eventually I was able
to subdue the mighty beast

And throw it
out the window.

- Boy: No
- ( cheering )

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Wow.
- And this is all that's left of it.

Well, thank goodness
you're all right.

And I'm sorry about
what happened to your room.

Though it looks like
it mostly destroyed

Zack's things,
which is funny.

Well, I guess we can
call off the search

And put this
crazy incident behind us.

I guess so. Good job.
Come on, guys.

Marcus, you fought
the crocodile and saved everyone.

You are so brave.

London, remember
there was never any real croc--

( humming )

Oh, emma, your eyes shine
like two black buttons.

( humming )

Excuse me.

If you're thinking
of cutting in,

You can forget it,
mister.

No, we're here to get these
stupid handcuffs off.

Yes, please,
we're begging you to free us.

- We cannot spend
so much time together. - I'll say, it's a pain.

Every time moseby
turns around,

Some obnoxious passenger
is complaining.

"my cabin wasn't clean."
"my room service was cold."

"I'm afraid
a crocodile's going to eat my baby,

Wah wah wah."

No wonder he's always
on edge, ready to snap.

Well, zack's life
is worse.

A crummy job,
piles of mindless homework,

Unreasonable teachers--

Oh, no offense, emma.

Look, no wonder
he wants to let off some steam

With a little
harmless tomfoolery.

Aha, he's smiling
because for the first time

The two of us
understand each other.

Actually, I was
thinking of emma

In the new outfit
I bought her-- ooh.

But it's great that you two
had a breakthrough.

- Yeah, I guess we did.
- Hmm.

That's the blanket method.

You can read about it
in my new book,

"the blanket method"
by mr. Blanket.

- Kapow!
- Ahh!

Plus, if you flip
the corners,

There's a bear
with a hula skirt.

( laughing )

Shake it, teddy.

Well, thank you,
mr. Blanket.

I'm so glad that
a man like you decided to study psychology.

Right, I studied
psychology...

At a school.

- Distraction!
- Ooh, shake it, teddy.

Well, there's still
the matter of the handcuffs,

So if you'll
just hand us over the spare key...

Spare?
Spares are for bowling. I only had the one key.

And it hasn't...
Shown up yet?

Nope.

Could take
at least a week.

I'm all stopped up
from all those cupcakes.

Oh, angry face

For angry tummy.

Good morning, class.

I have graded your
papers on napoleon.

And, cody, you may
pass yours forward.

Oh no, I was so busy
chasing fake crocodiles,

I forgot to do it again.

- Think, cody, think.
- Cody?

Well, you see,
ms. Tutweiller,

On my way to class,

A giant seabird
swooped down

And ate my...

Aw, heck,
just forget it and give me the f.

- ( class gasps )
- gasp!

I got a d+.

I'm more "smarticler"
than you are.

D+?

The eye-shadow really
brings out the margins.

Mr. Blanket,
we agreed

You are to come
no closer than 100 feet.

Farther.

- Farther.
- Whoa whooaa.

( water splashes )

Perfect.

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