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the s.S. Tipton.

Oh, mr. Moseby!

I'm back.

( both laugh )

- Oh! - Oh, it's so good to see my old boss again.

to see you again.

People can see up my shorts.

- ( laughs )

welcome aboard.

How are things at the tipton? Still crazy?

things have been very calm.

I wonder why.

Oh, little blond peoples!

- You're here!

- We had a pie for you,

on someone's face.

gift enough.

some special news.

I have come onboard to marry my sweetheart francesca...

- Congrat-- - ...Maria consuela gonzalez...

- ...Damaso garcia ramon...

- ...Lucia greenberg gomez.

- Oh.

- I'm so happy for you, man. - Oh, mr. Moseby,

you would officiate

- I would be honored!

Excellent! What size llama skin do you wear?

- Would each of you

half a best man?

We would be thrilled.

I'll do everything I can to make sure you have a wonderful wedding,

Complete with the traditions of your country.

everything I can

you out of it.

So when do we get to meet the blushing bride?

Oh. Oh.

That's her.

Wow.

Mature.

She must be loaded.

That her.

The other one is my mother. She is a saint.

Stand up straight!

quasimodo?

That's one scary saint.

?oh ay oh, oh ay oh ?/i>

?come along with me ?/i>

head out to see ?/i>

for you and for me now ?/i>

the wind blows ?/i>

- ?hey-ho, let's go! ?/i>

- ?this boat's rocking ?/i>

- ?ain't no stopping us now ?/i>

the suite life ?/i>

- ?this boat's rocking ?/i>

- ?oh ay oh ?/i> - ?rocking the whole world round ?/i>

the suite life now ?/i>

?hey ho! Oh ay oh ?/i>

?let's go! ?/i>

It's beautiful here.

Marcus, bailey, this is our buddy esteban from the tipton hotel.

- Hey, nice to meet you. - Cody's told me a lot about you.

mentioned you too.

You're right. The light does dance off her hair

kaleidoscope of wonder.

with pigs' milk.

to meet you, mr. Little lil.

a huge hit in my country...

your freakishly high voice

Made the sheep stop milking and the village almost starved.

Sorry, my ba-a-ad.

Oh, miss london!

Oh, thank goodness.

I am so tired of carrying that bag around. Whew!

a bellhop.

I am now the hotel's assistant night manager.

Oh, goody! Then I don't have to tip you.

So, big news: Esteban is going to get married on the ship.

How romantic.

our wedding outdoors

surrounded by nature.

always pictured our wedding

of the palace of wardenburg,

einstein was born.

- Okay.

the perfect place

to get married,

only one problem.

you aren't rich?

- No. - Wait. You found out she isn't rich?

- No. - Wait. I'm lost. Who isn't rich?

Look, london-- spoon.

Shiny!

- The only problem is

My mother is a little critical of my francesca.

- How? - Well, she said she'd rather I marry a donkey.

for e-haw-harmony.

for the best, buddy.

like the mighty hawk

in the clouds.

is like the lowly goose--

to get slaughtered.

get my mother

my francesca.

Let london and I take your mom and francesca to dinner.

help them bond.

helping people.

good friend esteban.

Eh.

- Come on. - Wait, but-- but my spoon.

It's shiny.

Well, esteban, if you're really going through with this thing,

we talked about

in getting married.

The bachelor party. Huh?

All: Oh!

you think.

till all hours.

Getting wild.

- Oh yeah.

after 9:30.

Well, just us guys...

And cody.

your three peanuts

- Ooh. Oh.

- ( clucking )

You're one pollo loco.

Read 'em and weep.

kings over queens.

- Man.

( clucks loudly )

- Again?

- ( clucking )

All right. So this is esteban's last night of freedom.

So can we move onto the more important business at hand?

Oh, good idea. I know for your traditional wedding feast

a guinea pig brisket,

But I was thinking of going with a nice chicken cutlet.

( clucks )

Oh, sorry, dudley.

we'll talk later.

a good bachelor party

about a wedding.

So I propose a toast.

raise your juice boxes.

most circumstances

marriage is a mistake.

for the rest of your life?

No thank you.

trying to say

a lifetime of joy

your beautiful bride.

- Hear hear!

- And if you change your mind

get a speedboat.

All right, now it's time for us guys to do some guy stuff.

- All right. Yeah.

a mean game

charades?

Yes!

wonderful. Is he not?

Well, I just met him, but he seems like a great guy.

Eh.

- It was.

I love your dress.

my son needs--

her money on clothing.

I made it myself.

Now she's bragging.

I'm so happy to finally spend time

- Well...

for esteban,

Clean for esteban and teach english to esteban.

Well, that explains a lot.

- ( moseby mumbling )

"wicked."

"a chorus line."

"phantom of the opera."

"star wars"!

a musical!

What on earth would make you guess "star wars"?!

I thought you were trying to cut off your arm with a lightsaber.

( stammers ) that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

I'm getting married tomorrow!

for the rest of your life.

( grunts )

on the roof."

Thank you.

Dude?

to get it over with.

a huge tevye fan.

( knocks on door )

is here.

- ( rock music playing )

to experience

the totally awesome...

Coco!

the party panda!

party boy?

I am! I am!

A panda?

"want to party

Call coco."

I wanted pandemonium,

what I meant.

bachelor party ever.

Thanks, guys.

francesca is not--

you hugging a panda?

the highlight of this party.

( speaks spanish )

If you marry this girl,

in my own tears.

a lollipop.

Ow! That hurt coco.

Tell your mother

We are getting married tomorrow no matter what she thinks.

- ( crying )

( sobbing )

The wedding is off!

Have fun.

a disaster!

I just spent

tailoring a llama suit.

a bear hug?

I have lost the most beautiful girl in the world.

I'm right here.

my francesca.

about my mother?

to find something in her life

besides you.

and I can help.

to help people.

Thank you, bailey.

In the meantime,

and beg her forgiveness.

to my knees.

I will grovel!

already married.

You're gonna throw this water on her and see if she melts?

( knocks on door )

so much for coming.

Is francesca here?

- Then I'll stay.

We thought you might enjoy a little pampering.

to give you a mani-pedi.

- Thank you. - Eww! I'm not gonna touch her feet.

Why not? Has francesca been telling lies about my feet?

of course not.

So sit back, relax,

about yourself.

of your hobbies?

Yacht shopping,

yelling at maids--

to cook for esteban,

Clean for esteban and take pictures of esteban.

we've got it.

before esteban was born?

the guitar a little.

- Oh. - Really? I have a guitar.

Wouldn't you love play us something?

If it means I don't have to shave off this corn, I am all for it.

Here you go.

I remember.

Oh, sure you do.

Try one little chord.

playing )

a little bit rusty.

makes me feel young.

to dance again.

- Okay.

I'll show you flamenco.

( speaking spanish )

four five six...

Eww! Foot water.

- Francesca: Go away!

Women.

Look, francesca, I am not leaving here until you agree to marry me

no for an answer.

- No! - Okay, then can you slide the ring under the door?

the world to me

I have nothing.

but he doesn't like to cuddle.

to make you happy.

I cannot be happy

accept our marriage.

stand up to her.

For us.

- Oh, francesca.

I've got it! Run!

the emergency?

fall overboard?

For esteban's wedding,

from capybara skin,

But the closest I could find were some rats in the bilge.

in the bilge?

Not anymore.

- ( salsa music playing )

Well, esteban it looks like they're setting up for your big event.

too late to jump ship.

my mother doesn't jump ship

the wedding is back on.

Look. All I'm saying is

with one mare,

You're likely to miss all the wild fillies that run by,

- Esteban: Oh wow.

In my country, we have a word for women who dance with such fire,

and that word is-- mommy?!

what are you doing?

I am dancing.

Cuchi cuchi cuchi!

- you look-- you look--

looking for is "hot."

- She is my mother.

The only place she looks hot is in the kitchen.

( trills )

- all right.

esteban.

I just wish I felt good. I cannot stop worrying about my mother.

from her date last night.

I don't even know if she's coming to the wedding.

Okay, dude, we've gotta talk, man to man...

- ...To chicken.

about marriage.

the death of all joy.

Exactly.

you love francesca

to have a life with her,

You're gonna have to stop worrying about your mommy.

means everything--

Look, I'm gonna tell you something that I've never told anyone.

on the boat to say goodbye,

There was a part of me that said, "all right! Freedom!"

This is a great adventure.

a part of me that said,

"mommy, don't go!"

I hear you also dropped to your knees and cried like a little girl.

Cody emailed everybody.

in the neck.

Anyway, my point is

I had to let go

to a new adventure.

Your mom has let go.

Yes, of most of her clothes and her sanity!

she be happy

After you get married than sitting alone missing you?

Oh. I guess.

Get married.

Be happy.

Thank you, zack.

You know, I think maybe you really are a romantic.

Don't tell anyone or I'll punch you in the neck...

little chicken too.

We need our officiant.

Moseby: I'm not coming out dressed like this.

- Oh, come on.

No one will laugh.

( people laughing )

Or I'll shed on you.

Marcus, cue music.

playing )

( scratching )

Sorry, force of habit.

- Beautiful.

Please join hands.

today to join

montoya de la rosa ramirez

consuela maria

garcia ramon

Lucia greenberg gomez...

must be huge.

who objects to this union,

hold your peace.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Mommy, I am sorry, but you are not going to stop this wedding.

to marry my francesca.

a song for you

new daughter.

Guests: Aww.

( acoustic guitar playing )

ticking, people.

overcooked guinea pig,

- Let's get this show on the road. - Yeah!

Esteban, francesca,

Do you take each other

to love and to cherish

each other

poison snakes,

poison leaves--

of poison in my country.

Oh, okay. Well, then,

an "I do"?

Both: I do.

Moseby: Wonderful. Then by the power vested in me

decapitee boopadee

husband and wife.

the bride.

playing )

You know, cody, after seeing this beautiful ceremony, I've changed my mind--

traditional wedding.

Are you kidding? I'm never going through this again.

- When the time comes, we're eloping. - Okay.

You know, dudley,

You look good in a tux.

Hey, what's this?

you were cheating.

And now we throw the llama priest into the volcano.

what?!

the hot tub.

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