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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:06,905 CODY, YOU'RE SMART. I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT OUTER SPACE. 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,775 IT'S UP THERE. 3 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,977 SO WHAT ARE THEY WEARING IN SPACE THIS SEASON? 4 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:14,847 WELL, SINCE SPACE IS -270?, 5 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:17,548 THEY TEND TO GO WITH A NEOPRENE-COATED NYLON COMBINATION 6 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:20,051 OF GORE-TEX, KEVLAR AND NOMEX. 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:23,188 DOES THAT COME IN A SKIRT? 8 00:00:25,057 --> 00:00:27,392 SURE, IF YOU DON'T MIND EXPLODING. 9 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,162 WHY THE SUDDEN INTEREST IN SPACE? 10 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,765 DADDY'S HAVING THE GRAND OPENING OF HIS NEW SPACE STATION 11 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,002 AND HE'S MAKING ME GO. THERE'S NOT EVEN A RED CARPET. 12 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:39,337 JUST THIS TUBE. 13 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:42,607 - YOU'RE GOING TO TIPTON 1? - MM-HMM. 14 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:45,176 GOING INTO SPACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY LIFE'S DREAM. 15 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:49,782 I THOUGHT YOUR DREAM WAS MAKING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CREME BRULEE. 16 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:52,784 THAT'S MY BAKING DREAM. THIS IS MY SCIENTIFIC DREAM. 17 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,822 YOU KNOW, DADDY DID SAY I COULD BRING A FRIEND. 18 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:01,093 LONDON, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO ACCOMPANY YOU 19 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:03,127 INTO THE VAST UNKNOWN. 20 00:01:03,162 --> 00:01:05,096 WAIT, I WANNA GO TO THE VAST UNKNOWN TOO. 21 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:08,766 I WANNA EAT SPACE FOOD. 22 00:01:08,801 --> 00:01:11,035 IT'S JUST FREEZE-DRIED REGULAR FOOD. 23 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:14,339 FREEZE-DRIED? COOL. TAKE ME. 24 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:15,974 NO, TAKE ME. WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS. 25 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,277 I'VE HELPED YOU THROUGH SCHOOLWORK, BOYFRIEND TROUBLES. 26 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:22,180 I LET YOU DRESS ME UP LIKE A GIRL ON YOUR WEBISODE. 27 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,650 WE PLAYED CHECKERS YESTERDAY, AND I LET YOU WIN. 28 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:27,953 - GOOD POINT. - THAT'S A TERRIBLE POINT. 29 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:29,988 ANOTHER GOOD POINT. 30 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:35,393 I KNOW. YOU TWO CAN COMPETE TO SEE WHO'LL GO. 31 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,928 AND THEN I CAN ANNOUNCE IT TO THE MEDIA. 32 00:01:36,962 --> 00:01:40,432 LONDON TIPTON TAKES A POOR PATHETIC ORPHAN INTO SPACE. 33 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,937 - LONDON. - HUH? 34 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:49,141 WE'RE NOT ORPHANS. 35 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:52,410 WELL, IN THAT CASE, MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE MY MAID. 36 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:55,580 I HEARD THERE'S A VACUUM IN SPACE, AND I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT. 37 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,286 - ( pop music playing ) - OH-AY-OH! 38 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,989 OH-AY-OH! 39 00:02:05,023 --> 00:02:07,359 COME ALONG WITH ME 40 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:10,362 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 41 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,098 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 42 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,300 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 43 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,002 WE SAY HEY, HO, LET'S GO! 44 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:19,704 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 45 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:23,475 - OH-AY-OH! - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 46 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,710 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 47 00:02:25,744 --> 00:02:28,613 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 48 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,616 - OH-AY-OH! - ROCKIN' THE WHOLE WORLD 'ROUND 49 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:33,752 AND WE'RE LIVING 50 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,154 THE SUITE LIFE NOW 51 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,790 HEY, HO! OH-AY-OH! LET'S GO! 52 00:02:48,867 --> 00:02:52,337 ALL RIGHT, SENIORS, READY TO PARTY? 53 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:55,206 OH, MY GOSH. 54 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,608 THEY'RE ALL DEAD. 55 00:02:56,642 --> 00:02:59,110 NO! 56 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,979 WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR CONNIE. 57 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:04,283 WHEW! 58 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,184 YEAH, I'M FILLING IN FOR CONNIE. 59 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,786 OH, HER BOYFRIEND DUMP HER AGAIN? 60 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:11,923 UM... YEAH. 61 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,225 GOOD. HE WAS A LOSER. 62 00:03:14,259 --> 00:03:16,794 RIGHT. 63 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,764 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, SO I'M IN CHARGE 64 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,032 OF YOUR FUN-TERTAINMENT. 65 00:03:21,066 --> 00:03:23,468 WELL, CUT THE CHATTER AND LET'S JAZZERCISE. 66 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:27,005 - OH-HO-HO! - LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID. 67 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:30,809 THEY BUST A MOVE, THEY'LL BUST A HIP. 68 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,411 SORRY, THAT'S NOT TILL 2:30. ( laughs ) 69 00:03:33,445 --> 00:03:35,146 ( growls ) 70 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,352 OKAY, FOR THE FIRST PART OF THE COMPETITION, 71 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,621 YOU MUST PASS THIS SCIENTIFICAL TEST. 72 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,157 I HATE TESTS! 73 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,993 THEY MAKE ME SWEAT. 74 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,262 YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM TO SPACE. 75 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:53,064 HE'LL FILL HIS SPACESUIT UP WITH SWEAT AND DROWN. 76 00:03:53,098 --> 00:03:55,867 BOYS, BOYS, LET'S FOCUS ON THE TEST. 77 00:03:55,901 --> 00:04:00,105 "IF YOU'RE TRAVELING THROUGH SPACE IN A PINK ROCKET 78 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:02,307 AND YOU PASS SANTA'S SLEIGH, 79 00:04:02,341 --> 00:04:04,109 WHO WILL GET TO THE MOON FIRST?" 80 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:05,443 THESE QUESTIONS ARE RIDICULOUS. 81 00:04:05,477 --> 00:04:07,112 OOH, I KNOW! 82 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:10,982 SANTA, BECAUSE HE CAN TRAVEL THE WHOLE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT. 83 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:12,450 ( gasps ) 84 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,952 CORRECT! 85 00:04:14,987 --> 00:04:18,289 YOU BETTER PUT ON YOUR THINKING SOCK, CODY. 86 00:04:18,323 --> 00:04:23,294 I'M NOT WORRIED. 87 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,829 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN LOWER THAN AN A-MINUS ON A TEST CODY, F-MINUS. 88 00:04:26,999 --> 00:04:31,636 BUT I CONDENSED STRING THEORY INTO A MERE 12 PAGES. 89 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:34,071 WOODY JUST WROTE "LONDON IS GREAT." 90 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:36,674 EXACTLY. 91 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:39,143 WHILE STRING THEORY IS STILL CONTROVERSIAL, 92 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,745 EVERYONE AGREES THAT I'M GREAT! 93 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,317 SO YOU JUST WANT A YES-MAN IN SPACE? 94 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:47,986 NO, I DO NOT WANT A YES-MAN. 95 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:49,287 - ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WOODY? - YES, MA'AM. 96 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:59,931 ( bones crack ) 97 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,469 ANY TIME NOW, MRS. PEPPERMAN. 98 00:05:04,503 --> 00:05:06,570 DON'T RUSH ME. 99 00:05:06,605 --> 00:05:09,207 OKAY, OKAY, JUST REMEMBER, 100 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,810 WE DOCK IN THE BAHAMAS IN THREE DAYS. 101 00:05:13,779 --> 00:05:14,913 - OW! - Tourists: OOH! 102 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,950 DID I WIN? 103 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,320 NO! 104 00:05:22,354 --> 00:05:24,489 THAT WAS THE WORST SHOT I'VE EVER SEEN. 105 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:27,992 - YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER? - IS THAT A CHALLENGE? 106 00:05:28,026 --> 00:05:30,428 UNLESS YOU WANNA WIMP OUT, PRETTY BOY. 107 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,231 YOU'RE ON! 108 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,703 ( Cody gasps ) 109 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,839 YEAH, YEAH! 110 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:43,541 HA HA HA! OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 111 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,481 HEY, MR. BARKER, CARE FOR A GAME OF SHUFFLEBOARD? 112 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,851 I'D RATHER PASS ANOTHER KIDNEY STONE. 113 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:56,054 WELL, IF IT LANDS ON THE 10, YOU WIN. 114 00:05:58,824 --> 00:06:01,392 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO CHEER YOU UP? 115 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,328 YOU CAN GET A TIME MACHINE SO I CAN GO BACK 116 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,330 WHEN I HAD TWO GOOD HIPS, 117 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:07,332 THE BLOOD REACHED MY FEET 118 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:10,001 AND CAME ALL THE WAY BACK UP AGAIN. 119 00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:12,536 FORGET ABOUT HIM. HE'S A STICK IN THE MUD. 120 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:15,573 AND YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE-- 121 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,775 MUD. 122 00:06:17,809 --> 00:06:20,978 OKAY, LET'S THROW DOWN. 123 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,047 -( shrieks ) - IT'S GO TIME! 124 00:06:23,081 --> 00:06:26,485 - HEY, YOU TWO, NO FIGHTING. - WHO'S FIGHTING? 125 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,886 I'VE GOTTA GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM. 126 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,888 I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE 127 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,891 TO 45 MINUTES. 128 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:35,326 DON'T HURRY. 129 00:06:39,998 --> 00:06:42,200 COME ON, WOODY. LIGHT'S OUT. 130 00:06:42,234 --> 00:06:44,268 WE HAVE OUR BIG ENDURANCE TEST TOMORROW. 131 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:46,104 OKAY, OKAY. 132 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,041 ( sniffs ) 133 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:53,545 OH, YOU REEK! 134 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,547 WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER? 135 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,715 JUST A GARLIC AND ONION SARDINE SANDWICH 136 00:06:57,749 --> 00:06:59,584 WITH A LIMBURGER CHEESE TART FOR DESSERT. 137 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,321 THE STENCH IS SO BAD 138 00:07:03,355 --> 00:07:05,323 I THINK I'M LOSING SIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYE. 139 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:12,097 I'LL NEVER GET TO SLEEP WITH THE ROOM SMELLING LIKE THIS. 140 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,065 THEN I WON'T DO WELL IN THE COMPETITION TOMORROW. 141 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,000 REALLY? 142 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:19,070 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 143 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,440 ( exhales ) HAVE A NICE NIGHT. 144 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:24,909 AND THERE GOES THE LEFT EYE. 145 00:07:34,653 --> 00:07:36,054 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 146 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,156 I'M EXHAUSTED. 147 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:41,559 AND I HAD TO SLEEP IN A LIFE RAFT 148 00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:43,161 THANKS TO THAT GASBAG WOODY. 149 00:07:43,195 --> 00:07:46,965 MEANWHILE, I HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF LONDON'S SPACE TESTS 150 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,999 IN 10 MINUTES, AND WOODY MADE SURE 151 00:07:49,034 --> 00:07:51,436 I WOULDN'T BE READY FOR IT. 152 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,970 I'VE GOT JUST THE THING TO PERK YOU UP: 153 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:56,241 SOME COCONUT MILK, 154 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,442 A LITTLE VANILLA, 155 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,878 SOME PROTEIN POWDER 156 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:02,747 AND A SPRIG-- 157 00:08:02,781 --> 00:08:05,783 JUST A SPRIG-- OF FRESH MINT. 158 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:09,453 ( whirring ) 159 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,489 YOU SURE THAT'LL WAKE ME UP? 160 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,724 DEFINITELY. 161 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:20,298 WOW, REFRESHING. 162 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:22,800 TIME FOR THE ATHLETICAL CHALLENGE: 163 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,869 THE GREAT SPACE RACE. 164 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,104 A LITTLE NERVOUS? 165 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,740 I CAN SEE YOU'RE SWEATING ALREADY. 166 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,610 OKAY. 167 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:36,248 ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO GRAB A GOLD BAR, RUN AROUND THE PLANETS, 168 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,782 THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE AND UP TO THE ALIEN. 169 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:40,985 ( claps ) 170 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:45,589 LONDON, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS TEST? 171 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:47,992 NOTHING. IT JUST AMUSES ME TO SEE YOU DO IT. 172 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,396 OKAY, ON YOUR MARKS, 173 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,798 GET SET, 174 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:56,367 GO! 175 00:08:56,401 --> 00:08:58,570 I SAID GO! 176 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:06,110 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T A SLEEPING RACE. 177 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:10,081 I WIN! I WIN! 178 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,916 HIGH THREE! 179 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,921 THAT'S IT. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. 180 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,027 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 181 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:28,299 WE'RE HAVING A "TWOFER" ONE SPECIAL. 182 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:37,242 ALL RIGHT, MRS. PEPPERMAN, 183 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:40,945 I SEE YOUR TWO SUGARLESS BUTTERSCOTCH CANDIES, 184 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,282 AND I'LL RAISE YOU ONE GLUTEN-FREE COOKIE. 185 00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:46,484 CALL! 186 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,119 HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DO SEVEN TIMES A NIGHT: 187 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:49,387 FLUSH! 188 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:52,357 COME TO PAPA! 189 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:56,861 EW! WHO BET THEIR TEETH? 190 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,601 ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT ON OUR SCHEDULE 191 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,037 IS A JOG AROUND THE SKY DECK. 192 00:10:06,071 --> 00:10:09,240 CONNIE'S ALLOTTED EIGHT HOURS FOR THAT. 193 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:13,410 YOU WANT THEM TO MOVE FAST, JUST TELL THEM THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 194 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,679 IS OVER IN FIVE MINUTES. 195 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:18,382 THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL IS OVER IN FIVE MINUTES? 196 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:22,053 NO, NO, NO, FALSE ALARM. 197 00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:23,921 WOULD YOU STOP? 198 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:26,891 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU TRY PARTICIPATING IN SOMETHING? 199 00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:29,227 BECAUSE IT'S BORING. 200 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,095 AND SO ARE THEY. 201 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,264 SHH! SOME OF THESE PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU. 202 00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:34,499 I DOUBT THAT! 203 00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:39,104 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MISERABLE DOESN'T MEAN 204 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,205 - YOU GOTTA MAKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU MISERABLE. - YOU TELL HIM! 205 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:45,109 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? NO WONDER YOUR FAMILY PUT YOU ON THIS BOAT. 206 00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:46,611 IT'S NOT A VACATION FOR YOU. 207 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:47,945 IT'S A VACATION FOR THEM. 208 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:50,981 NOW HIT HIM. HIT HIM! 209 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:53,685 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I AM LEAVING! 210 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,494 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN. 211 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:16,307 MAN, THANKS FOR THAT 12-CHEESE PIZZA, CODY. 212 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,908 MMM! 213 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,611 IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN THAT CHOPPED LIVER HOAGIE. 214 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:26,117 NOW TRY MY FRESH-BAKED BEIGNET. 215 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,754 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT'S GOT CREAM COMING OUT OF THE SIDE. 216 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,093 HEY, BOYS, YOU GUYS READY FOR THE MOTION SICKNESS TEST? 217 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,495 THE WHAT? 218 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:38,763 DIDN'T CODY TELL YOU? 219 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:41,165 I CALLED YOUR CABIN TO SAY WE'RE STARTING AT 11:00. 220 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,934 OH! 221 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,402 I MUST'VE FORGOTTEN. 222 00:11:45,437 --> 00:11:47,905 OKAY... 223 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,240 FIRE UP THE WHIRLY THINGAMAJIG ! 224 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:57,982 ( belches ) UH-OH! 225 00:11:58,016 --> 00:11:59,918 COME ON, YOU FIRST, WOODY. 226 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:03,354 YOU KNOW, LONDON, I'M NOT FEELING THAT GREAT. 227 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:04,622 AND I'M NOT CARING. INTO THE SPINNY BALL. 228 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,028 THIS MACHINE WILL SEE HOW YOU HANDLE 229 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,863 TUMBLING UNCONTROLLABLY THROUGH SPACE, 230 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,766 WHICH MIGHT HAPPEN BECAUSE DADDY BUILT THE STATION ON THE CHEAP. 231 00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:20,305 OKAY, YOU'RE LEAVING EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE, 232 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,206 GOING THROUGH AN ASTEROID BELT. 233 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,041 NOW GOING THROUGH THE MAGIC ASTEROID PURSE. 234 00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:27,578 AND NOW YOU'RE SPINNING LIKE A DREIDEL AT HANUKKAH. 235 00:12:27,612 --> 00:12:29,981 L'CHAIM! 236 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,549 ( moaning, groaning ) 237 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:35,319 BY THE WAY, WOODY, DON'T THINK ABOUT ALL THAT CHEESE 238 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:38,689 AND CHOPPED LIVER YOU JUST ATE. 239 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:42,327 - I THINK HE'S GONNA BLOW! - DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT COVERED. 240 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,361 ( moaning louder ) 241 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,430 - ( gasping, vomiting ) - HE'S LIKE A SPRINKLER. 242 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,268 - ( knocks on door ) - Mr. Barker: GO AWAY! 243 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,705 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IT IS. 244 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:56,074 WHO IS IT? 245 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,675 IT'S ZACK. 246 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,745 OH, ZACK. GO AWAY! 247 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:07,785 OH, WAIT. WHO LEFT THIS UNGUARDED MAID'S CART OUT HERE 248 00:13:07,819 --> 00:13:10,855 WITH ALL THESE SOAPS AND PILLOW MINTS? 249 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,857 FREE STUFF? WHERE, WHERE? 250 00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:17,828 OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT. 251 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,597 WAIT. WHOA WHOA. WAIT. STOP. STOP. 252 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,535 I WANNA APOLOGIZE ABOUT YESTERDAY. 253 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,771 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SO HARSH WITH YOU, 254 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,640 AND I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 255 00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:31,909 YOU THINK I'M A LITTLE GIRL? 256 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,846 COME ON, KID, YOU CAN'T HURT ME. 257 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,149 I'M AN OLD BUSH PILOT. 258 00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,685 ONCE I CRASHED IN THE ALASKAN WILDERNESS 259 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,087 AND LIVED WITH THE WOLVES FOR A MONTH. 260 00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:46,423 BY THE TIME I GOT RESCUED, 261 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,727 I WAS THE LEADER OF THE PACK. 262 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,864 COOL. I MEAN, WAS IT HARD TO ADJUST BACK? 263 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,766 NO, BUT I DID LEARN 264 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,501 HOW TO SCRATCH MY EAR WITH MY FOOT. 265 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,439 WELL, LOOK, 266 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,807 I CAN'T DUPLICATE THE THRILL OF RUNNING WITH THE WOLVES, 267 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:07,845 BUT THEY ARE A LOT OF FUN THINGS TO DO ON A CRUISE. 268 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,547 NOT WHEN THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO 269 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,782 IS SIT IN THE CHAIR. 270 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:13,851 WELL, IT DEPENDS ON THE CHAIR. 271 00:14:13,885 --> 00:14:15,186 HMM? 272 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,991 HEY, IT STILL FITS. 273 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,494 SEE? I TOLD YOU SITTING CAN BE EXCITING. 274 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:25,863 LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 275 00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,698 WHEEE! 276 00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:31,468 IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? COME ON, YOU LITTLE WIMP. 277 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,138 MY ROCKING CHAIR CAN GO FASTER THAN THIS. 278 00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,573 ALL RIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT. 279 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,810 ( shouts ) 280 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,946 WHOA... 281 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,922 SEE, MR. BARKER, I TOLD YOU SITTING CAN BE FUN. 282 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:54,058 MR. BARKER? MR. BARKER! 283 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:55,760 MR. BARKER, ARE YOU OKAY? 284 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:59,163 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NAPPING. YOU PEOPLE DO THAT, RIGHT? 285 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:02,666 OH, NO, THIS IS NOT GONNA LOOK GOOD ON THE MORNING REPORT. 286 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,569 - GOTCHA! - ( screams ) 287 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,305 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D BE THE ONE 288 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,307 TO WET YOURSELF? 289 00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:11,542 THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY. 290 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,946 ( laughing ) 291 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:19,717 ALL RIGHT, IT WAS AWESOME, BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THE PRANKING TYPE. 292 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:22,853 OH, PLEASE, IN MY YOUNGER YEARS, 293 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,722 THE PEOPLE USED TO CALL ME "THE PRANK KING," 294 00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:29,226 ALSO "THAT JERK." 295 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:32,095 HEY, YOU AND I HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME. 296 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,731 DID YOU EVER MAKE A CALL 297 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:36,167 AND ASK FOR "SEYMOUR BUTTS"? 298 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,668 YEAH, OF COURSE. 299 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:41,038 MINE. 300 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,608 YOU WERE THE SEYMOUR BUTTS GUY? 301 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,378 ALSO "IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?" 302 00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:48,679 Both: "YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!" 303 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,618 I LIKE YOU, KID. 304 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,653 YOU'RE THE GRANDSON I NEVER HAD. 305 00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:57,921 YOU NEVER HAD ANY GRANDSONS? 306 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,657 I GOT FIVE, 307 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:01,859 BUT I JUST DON'T LIKE 'EM. 308 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,865 OKAY, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE SPEECH CONTEST. 309 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,634 - CODY, YOU'RE FIRST. - ( clears throat ) 310 00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:13,638 "GOOD EVENING, LADY AND SIR VOMIT. 311 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,840 THERE ARE COMPELLING REASONS 312 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,741 WHY I SHOULD ACCOMPANY LONDON INTO SPACE. 313 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:21,579 FIRST, I WILL USE A LASER TO CARVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE INTO THE MOON." 314 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,414 OOH, THEN ONCE A MONTH, 315 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,616 THERE'D BE A FULL ME. 316 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,519 WHERE YOU GONNA GET A LASER BIG ENOUGH TO DO THAT? 317 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,055 MAYBE FROM SANTA. 318 00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:35,126 "I WILL ALSO RESIZE THE RINGS OF SATURN 319 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,394 - TO MAKE JEWELRY FOR YOU, - ( gasps ) 320 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,829 AND WHEN WE'RE ON JUPITER, 321 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,465 WHERE YOU WEIGH 31,000 LBS., 322 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:42,700 I'LL STILL TELL YOU YOU LOOK THIN." 323 00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,369 WELL THOUGHT OUT, 324 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,938 AND I UNDERSTOOD ALMOST EVERY WORD. GOOD JOB, CODY. 325 00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:50,073 WOODY, YOUR TURN. 326 00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:50,775 WELL, NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE WINNING SPEECH. 327 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:58,148 "LONDON, YOU NEED ME AT YOUR SIDE AT THE LAUNCH 328 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,951 BECAUSE WHEN THE CAMERAS FLASH, MY HANDSOME FACE 329 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,253 WILL DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM YOUR HIDEOUS OUTFIT." 330 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,355 HUH? 331 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,657 EXCUSE YOU! 332 00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,593 - THOSE AREN'T MY WORDS. - WELL, YOU SAID THEM. 333 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,295 SO YOU MUST HAVE MEANT THEM. 334 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,497 LET ME SEE THE REST OF THAT SPEECH. 335 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,799 BLACK HOLES ARE BRIGHTER THAN ME? 336 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,735 I SWEAR I DIDN'T WRITE THAT. 337 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:20,004 BUT THERE ARE BARBECUE STAINS ALL OVER IT. 338 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,439 I'M BEING FRAMED. 339 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:25,275 TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO'S NOT "STUPIDER THAN JUPITER." 340 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,677 - THAT'S FUNNY. - ( gasps ) 341 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,647 NO, WAIT! 342 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,184 ( sighing ) 343 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,122 YOU! YOU GOT INTO MY COMPUTER 344 00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:39,823 AND CHANGED MY SPEECH! 345 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,792 YEAH. BY THE WAY, 346 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,461 "WOODY" IS NOT A GOOD PASSWORD. 347 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,302 ( snoring ) 348 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,253 AND IF YOU LOOK OFF TO THE PORT 349 00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:10,554 YOU GUYS CAN SEE SOME WHALES BREACHING. 350 00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:11,755 OH! 351 00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:18,929 I DON'T SEE ANY WHALES. 352 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,702 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 353 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,504 ARE YOU TWO RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 354 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,973 UH-UH. 355 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,308 LET'S GO GET 'EM. 356 00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:34,745 - Mr. Barker: LET'S RUN! - NO, WHY DON'T WE JUST WALK REALLY FAST? 357 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,580 ( laughing ) 358 00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:46,824 OH, I THINK WE LOST 'EM ON THE LIDO DECK. 359 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,560 GOOD THINKING DROPPING THAT COUPON FOR CAT FOOD. 360 00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,728 I'LL BET THEY'RE STILL WRESTLING OVER IT. 361 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,667 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD 362 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,202 SINCE I FOUGHT OFF A HIPPO 363 00:18:58,236 --> 00:19:00,538 WITH A BEEHIVE ON A STICK. 364 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,174 WELL, HEY, NO ONE DOES FUN-TERTAINMENT LIKE ME. 365 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:08,479 WELL, THE CRUISE IS OVER IN TWO DAYS. 366 00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:11,181 THEN IT'S BACK TO THE RETIREMENT HOME 367 00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:12,916 AND ALL THE MUSH I CAN EAT. 368 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:16,887 COME ON, I MEAN, YOU STILL GOT A LOT OF LIFE LEFT IN YOU. 369 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,790 I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP ME, KID. 370 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:24,061 BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF GREAT PRANKS 371 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,930 TO BRING THE ADVENTURE BACK TO MY LIFE. 372 00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:30,901 THERE THEY ARE, I THINK. 373 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,338 I'M WEARING MY READING GLASSES. 374 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,506 ( high-pitched ) THEY WENT THAT WAY. 375 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,542 OH, THANK YOU, LITTLE GIRL. 376 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,711 COME ON, AFTER 'EM. 377 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,883 ( dramatic music playing ) 378 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,535 ( camera shutter clicking ) 379 00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:09,539 ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF EARTH. 380 00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:11,942 THE PERSON I HAVE CHOSEN TO TAKE WITH ME 381 00:20:11,976 --> 00:20:13,644 TO THE TIPTON SPACE STATION 382 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,679 IS AN AMAZING GUY. 383 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,015 - HE'S INTELLIGENT... - ME. 384 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:20,284 - ...FUN-LOVING... - ME. 385 00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:21,585 ...AND CUTE AS A BUTTON. 386 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,054 Both: ME! 387 00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:25,856 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE 388 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,791 ALBERT BARKER! 389 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,230 Both: HIM? 390 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,467 SORRY, BOYS, BUT THIS IS A MUCH BETTER PHOTO OP, 391 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,602 AND HE'S A REAL ORPHAN. 392 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,449 YOU KNOW, FOR AN OLD BUSH PILOT LIKE ME, 393 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:55,219 THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE. 394 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,187 MY HEART 395 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:59,690 JUST KEEPS RACING. 396 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,425 I'M UP TO SEVEN BEATS A MINUTE! 397 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:07,031 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK LONDON TIPTON, 398 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,033 A GREAT GIRL AND A HECK OF A DRESSER, 399 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,972 AND MY YOUNG FRIEND ZACK FOR SETTING THIS UP 400 00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:18,242 AND FOR REMINDING ME THAT YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD 401 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,144 TO HAVE A DREAM. 402 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,980 ( applause ) 403 00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:25,416 I GUESS NEITHER OF US REALLY DESERVE TO GO. 404 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,220 YEAH, WE LET THE COMPETITION GET THE BEST OF US. 405 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,821 LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR FEEDING YOU ALL THAT GREASY FOOD 406 00:21:31,856 --> 00:21:33,757 AND REWRITING YOUR SPEECH. 407 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,826 AND I'M SORRY FOR EATING ALL THAT STINKY FOOD 408 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,361 AND PUTTING ITCHING POWDER IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. 409 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:40,864 WHAT ITCHING POWDER? 410 00:21:40,898 --> 00:21:42,599 NEVER MIND. 411 00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:01,819 CHECK IT OUT. I'M MORE RADIANT THAN THAT STAR. 412 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:06,256 BIG DEAL! I'M OLDER THAN THAT STAR. 413 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,226 HEY, I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE. 414 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,362 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY-- 415 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,164 WOW! 416 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,332 THAT'S A BIG HOUSE. 417 00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:18,969 ALL RIGHTY, WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO THE SPACE STATION. 418 00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,072 SURE, HAVE YOU GOT THE KEYS? 419 00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:23,807 I THOUGHT YOU HAD 'EM. 420 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:36,570 Both: UH-OH! 421 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:41,170 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30393

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