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Step this way.

Take a seat right there. Right there?

Please.

I need to fill this out and get some information from you.

Why?

Well, as I tried to explain to you downstairs on the floor, you suspect

you're a shoplift.

In fact, I'm pretty sure you're a shoplift. Me?

You. That's ridiculous.

I know. I hate that all the time.

But regardless, it's a formality. I have to fill out the paperwork, so you

understand. So, Mackenzie, you said your name was? Mm -hmm. What's your last

name? Lee.

L -E -E.

Okay, thank you.

You're welcome.

Okay.

Have you ever been arrested before, Mackenzie?

No.

First time, okay.

Oh, wait, I'm getting arrested?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Okay.

Have you been in the store before?

A few times.

I mean,

it is a store, right?

It is.

It is.

And that's why we take it seriously when we get a report of shoplifting. I'm not

shoplifting.

That's not what my security guys told me, though.

Oh, well, maybe they're wrong.

Well, I mean, if they're wrong, it turns out... What do they think they saw?

That dress.

Oh, this one?

I came in here like this.

They also think you might have put something inside your bra as well.

Well, I'm not going to fit in there.

I mean, ma 'am, I don't want to embarrass you, but there's no way that

is going on in there is real.

Oh.

I mean, you understand what I'm saying. It's obvious you... So people just call

it a big chest?

I mean, it looks like you put cantaloupes in our produce aisle. I

just... I'm sorry, you just...

I just don't believe that there's nothing in there. And unfortunately,

security guard seen you go into the dressing room and you came out with that

dress on. With cantaloupes in my bra?

Well, they know that you went in there with a white dress.

So, like I said, after I'm done with this paperwork, I'm going to go

I'm going to review the footage on my camera. And if it's like you said it is,

will apologize and you can be on your way. Okay.

I mean, I didn't do it.

I didn't do whatever you said.

It didn't take long.

Probably.

I hope it doesn't take too long. My shift's almost over.

Bonus.

I can just get you to stand up real quick.

I'll be back from the wall.

You need my picture?

Yes, it's part of the process. What for?

It's just a formality. I mean, you can see there's other photos.

The other shoplifters that have been here.

The other shoplifters, so I'm a shoplifter. Well, that's the way we can

you as a previous perpetrator.

Wow. Sometimes people are chronic.

Why do some of these people have no clothes on?

Well... Okay, I guess I just want to ask.

All right.

Turn to the side, please.

Excellent. Like this way?

Yes. Perfect.

Great.

It's, like, slightly odd.

Is this all new to you? Is this the first time?

I didn't do anything.

Okay.

I mean, I completely, I, I'm just waiting for time.

Okay. Um, I hope it is for your sake.

Yeah, I, I know it is. It's fine.

You seem, you seem very sure of yourself. I am very sure of myself,

Okay. Well, on that note.

I'm going to go down. I'm going to check out that security footage. I'm going to

talk to my guys.

I'm going to see what they found in the dressing room. And I'll be right back.

I guess I'll just wait here.

Please do.

The doors are locked, so.

Oh. And the cameras are.

Great. Just for now.

An idiot.

What do you mean, an idiot?

This is great. I'm locked in a room.

I guess I can look at some stuff while I'm here.

Hmm.

It's deny, deny, deny, right?

I haven't even got my phone.

I'm starting to get comfy.

That's all nothing at all.

Fuck.

I mean, I guess I'll do a little shopping in here, right?

I mean, what else could we want?

Dang that.

Don't have a bag.

Great, I'm stuck in a room.

In a hot room, like that.

They open.

That's not safe.

Guys taking forever.

I wonder if I can...

Delete the pictures.

Yep.

Can't do that, then.

No. Did it go somewhere? Oh.

Uh, hi.

Hello, Cassie. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Turn this out.

From video camera footage and from what my guys found in the changing room, you

walked in with this outfit on.

I've never seen that ever.

You took our merchandise and you went into the changing room and you came out

with that dress on. I haven't seen those clothes ever before in a while.

Listen, gig is up, Mackenzie. We have you on video tape.

Oh, my God.

To be honest, my patience is wearing a little bit thin.

At this point, we know that you stole the merchandise.

So I suggest that you start cooperating.

I mean, all right. Yeah, okay, all right.

Okay, this is your guy's dress.

Like, I was just trying it on. I got a little bit carried away.

Like, no big deal.

Is there anything else that you want to tell me?

No. No? Nothing?

I'm glad, no. Nothing at all?

Probably. You know I ran your name.

Okay.

And?

You have warrants.

You have warrants and you have a criminal record. I do not.

You have a criminal record for shoplifting, burglary, shoplifting.

You have a record a mile long.

That's awesome.

I mean, I can do that.

Let me see.

Well, listen, Mackenzie. Are you sure it's none of those, Mackenzie?

Well, you know, from this point forward, it's not up to me to decide.

Now that I know you have the warrants, I know you have my merchandise, you're

wearing it.

We have you on camera. I have to call the police. No, please don't.

Like, don't call them. Like, just don't. Because, like, it's you. Like, please

don't. That's what I have to do.

Like, is there, like, I can't get in trouble again. Like, I'm serious. I

get in trouble again. This is dumb. Well, why would you shoplift? I'm on

probation. I just can't. I'm sorry. On probation, too? Yeah, I got it. I'll go

back to jail if you, like, call them.

Well, why would you come to my store and shoplift, then?

I really got a good explanation for that.

Like, I don't know. I'm sorry, my dear. Like, if you call them, I'm going to go

back to jail for sure. And I just don't want that, please.

I don't look good in orange.

What do you want?

I'll pay for this dress. I'll pay for it.

Gee, thank you. That's mighty nice of you. But I'm sorry.

It's a bit late right now. I've got money.

Like, I've got money.

You've got money and you're in here shoplifting.

Well, it was kind of like force of habit.

Force of habit.

You know, Mackenzie, can I get you to stand up? I'm going to continue the

now. Okay.

See what else you have hidden in your bag.

I don't know anything else, I swear.

Like, there's nothing else in there.

Like, nothing.

It's just a dress.

Put your hands up to the side, please.

I'm sorry because you've got... What? I'm pretty sure you have something that

brought up. No, I don't. I don't. I swear.

Well, I'll have to just... What are you doing?

Like, is this inappropriate?

Do you know I'm a female? Like, um... Like, is there not a female, like,

security officer?

Like... What is it with you people these days?

Like, well, I thought you could go... Well, why don't you assume that I don't

identify as a female?

Well, you might do. I mean, I guess. I would do that. Hey, it's a new world.

I suggest you become part of... I identify as a man. Jesus.

I mean, you have to.

Do I have to make sure that you're not stealing any merchandise?

Yes. I mean, it's really uncomfortable.

Like, I'm just not, like, 100 % sure of that.

What's going on here? I'm sorry. That feels very comfortable to me.

It's great.

I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you're doing.

No, I can't tell.

What do you want me to do?

I'd like you to take my dress off for a while and take my dress back.

And now I'm going to get naked.

You can get naked for me right now, or you can get naked when the police get

here. Either way. No, don't call them, please.

I beg you, please don't. Well, who's going to do your full body cavity

Cavity search?

So what do you think we're going to be doing?

I don't know. What else do you think I have?

Fine. Hold on. I'll take it off. I'll take it off.

Just stay over there.

Why do tights have to bear with me?

Here.

There is nothing in my bra, apart from my boobs.

You didn't even take the tag off?

You already know it's yours.

I told you I was going to.

Come on. But I mean...

At least make an effort if you get a shoplift. I mean, you didn't even take

tags off.

I mean, you go through the security checkpoint, the detector and... Well, I

don't usually get caught.

All right, well, let's keep going.

No.

Don't be bashful.

There's nothing in my... You can clearly see there's nothing in my bra. I can't

clearly see anything, ma 'am.

God. So you want me to take this off?

Please. Thank you.

If you could do it in a timely fashion, because as I... No, I'm taking my time

about it.

As I explained to you earlier, it's almost the end of my shift.

It's fine.

Good. Then find a female officer.

Here we go again with you, just assuming my gender identity.

It's going to get you in trouble one of these times.

Whatever.

I mean, now what?

Well, down, down the panties.

That's my full body cavity search. It's kind of weird. Do you understand the

words that I'm using? It's just weird to me. Like, why do you want to do that?

I'm sure it is weird to you. These are all things that you should have thought

about. Wait, what do you think I'm hiding? Something in my thong.

I don't just think you're hiding something in your thong. You could be

something in your bottom.

Look. All right. We're almost there.

Well, there you go.

Well, there's nothing in there. If you're more comfortable, I'm sure the

do have a female officer.

Unfortunately, I do not have a female officer. So what do you want me to do?

I want you to take off those panties and hand them to me.

And I want you to put your hands on this desk.

And we're going to have a look -see.

And see if you have anything in your prison pocket.

Prison pocket?

Prison pocket. What's all that?

I'll show you. Clearly I don't have...

With a record like yours, you don't know what a prison pocket is, yeah?

I'm sure you will.

Your cellmate, Sweaty Betty, will explain all this stuff to you and how it

works.

You're scaring me. Stop it.

Are you scared of Sweaty Betty?

Yeah.

Want to have us put a girl like you in there?

Wait. Why are you touching me?

I'm trying to bring you over to this table.

Okay. Put your hands right here.

Why? Because we have to do life.

No, they're not.

Look at you.

Use my flashlight.

Your flashlight?

I have to get a good look, don't I? No, I don't like this.

Nobody does.

Nobody does.

So you do this all the time?

Well, unfortunately, ma 'am, I have to do this.

There it is. Oh, my God. This is so invasive. It's not my favorite part of

job.

If people didn't shoplift, I wouldn't have to do this. What do you think

hiding in there?

I don't know.

You'd be surprised what I find in here sometimes.

Well, you're tickling me.

Look, I'll show you.

I'm sorry.

Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.

What are you doing? I'm just getting a good look, that's all.

Oh, thank God. Like, wait, what?

Are you going to cooperate with me, or do I have to?

Oh, my God.

Fine, what do I need to do?

All right.

Like,

what do you want me to do in there?

I can't tell. Like, how far are you going to go in?

Not very far. Oh, my gosh.

Not very far.

Turns out you're not lying. There's nothing in there. Oh, it turned out.

I thought you had to do a full cavity check for that.

Yes, it's part of my job. I explained this to you. Well, thank you. I'm pretty

thorough with my job. Well, I will. What's going on here?

Well, let me have a seat.

Let's try to figure this out.

What?

Seriously, you've got me naked.

Yeah, I sure do, darling.

I'm sure you feel vulnerable right now. I feel...

You're kind of making me feel like I just don't want to go to jail. What do I

need to do? I've got money.

Well, luckily for you, Mackenzie, you're a beautiful woman.

Oh, sometimes I'm all right.

And I have a soft spot for beautiful women.

Well, like I said, I'm just all right.

Okay, well, what do I need to do?

Are you still going to call the cops? What's going to happen?

Well, I could let you go.

You could let me go.

I could let you go.

You could or you will.

Well, that all depends.

It all depends on how you cooperate.

Really, I'm going to have to put myself out there.

You're going to have to.

It's either me or sweaty Betty.

Good in blue.

Or orange. Or orange.

It's my color.

Yeah.

Wine or I don't know what.

Well.

Oh, my God.

Like I said, my shift is almost done and I could wrap

this up and head home.

I don't want to sit there and fill out a bunch of paperwork and deal with the

police.

I'm just going to put it out there.

I'll let you decide what you want to do.

Wait, so if I, if I, like, if I, like, suck

on nothing and it'll be okay and I'll go?

It's already pre -commun.

Well, you're all pretty excited.

Well, I guess I'll...

I mean, I don't want to.

It's not going to hurt your chances.

Am I going to be able to go home?

Let's see how good a job you get.

I mean,

I don't want it.

No one ever does.

Are you sure you're going to do this?

Well, besides that, I'm going to call the police.

I'm

glad

you took a shower today.

I showered before my shift. How's that?

I wasn't expecting to get a blowjob.

Most girls don't put out as easy as you do.

I hardly talk to you anyway.

Well, I mean, I've got to do what I've got to do, right?

Yeah, well, I'll see what I can do.

You're good at that, aren't you?

How about a little bit of practice?

Something tells me I think the first time you've been caught shot with a

McKenzie.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

What are you doing?

This is just something to show the fellas.

Oh, no.

Show the fellas?

Yeah, I'm not going to put it on the unit or anything. It's just for the

security guards, you know.

Great.

Great.

It's just something me and the boys like to do when we get a shoplifter that

cooperates.

Oh, my God. Those chips are amazing.

Oh, God.

You don't have to do this more.

They're probably sweaty, aren't they? I apologize. I should have baby wiped in

my bones or something.

Oh, fuck.

I'm not convinced yet.

I'm not convinced.

It's so dirty.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, my God. He's going to make you cum.

Like, he cum already, so you just go.

If you're anxious for me to come, I'm not going to make myself come a lot

faster. How?

Why?

You're anxious for me to come, huh?

Yeah, but, I mean, like, what am I going to do?

I think it'll come a lot easier if I put my dick in your pussy.

What?

I mean, can I go home then?

Like,

can I go home then, please?

Please? If I let you.

I mean... If I let you go, are you going to put my dick in your... I mean... Are

you not going to leave yourself complaining maybe a little bit?

Okay. Maybe just for a little bit.

Are you sure it won't hurt?

What are you doing

down there?

Just getting nice and ready. I'm ready.

Just be gentle.

Oh, my God.

I'm glad you're having fun back there.

What's that? You're not going to call the cops, right?

Your chances are looking better as time goes on.

Oh, thank you.

It's okay.

I just want to go home now.

I want to go home, too. I'm going to let you go.

You continue being a good girl. I love you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Phil's kind of big in there. Are you done yet?

If you're just going to be like this the whole time.

Don't forget our deal.

All right.

All right.

Don't be quiet.

I mean... I'll be quiet. Just do it. Just do it.

If I want, just do it. Just do it. Get over with it. Go home and see my

girlfriend.

Try to pretend like you enjoy it. All right. Oh, jeez.

Fuck,

all I hear is crickets.

It's not crickets and it seems like you're crying.

Is it too loud? Is that loud? It's big.

I do.

I do.

Just super tight.

Fuck.

You're not going to really like it. You can just pretend.

Oh, right, right, right.

I'll just pretend.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Like, we would help if the...

for as well.

This is a punishment, isn't it?

You think I enjoy having this every day?

I don't know. I mean, yeah.

Oh my God, what am I going to do?

Are we going to get closer?

I'll be able to go home.

If you make it, I'll let you go. Oh, you will?

Yeah. Promise?

I promise.

You've been a good girl so far.

I'll put your head on the side.

I love you.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, Susan, we can go. I can go.

As soon as I come, we can go.

Don't mind me I'm just enjoying myself

I can't go home soon right?

Oh my God.

Are you trying to come on me? Are you trying to come on me? Oh my God.

We are number one.

I want you to throw my pussy.

coming up with it.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

Oh, is that what you said? Coming to your pussy over and over again? No, I

no.

Are you sure?

Well, you sound... You sound... You sound like you're mumbling.

I thought you said you were coming to your pussy. Wait, can I go home now?

So I can go?

Well, I mean, yeah. Do you want my number or anything? Or are you just

to... No, I just really want to go home.

Oh, really?

I mean... Let me give her a cup of coffee or something sometime.

I think you should give me the dress up.

Venus, no.

It's fine.

It's fine.

You earned it.

Here.

I'm a classy guy.

She'll clean up, but she can't walk right out the door looking at what you

So classy.

Enjoy your new dress.

Thanks.

God knows you earned it.

Wait, can you lock the door so I can leave?

I can't walk there naked.

Now you're modest.