Original subtitles

(dog panting and barking)

(soft dramatic music)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(soft dramatic music continues)

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(footsteps shuffling) (door creaks and bangs)

(faucet running)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(stall door clicks) (Will coughs and retches)

[Will] Uh.

(stall doors thudding)

Huh.

(stall door clicks)

(plastic bottle crinkling)

(toilet paper tearing)

(bag rustling)

(bag unzips)

(pills rattling)

(Will gulps and breathes uneasily)

(muffled chattering)

(Will sniffs)

(tense music) (water dripping)

(Wills breathing uneasily)

(pipers clattering)

- (door banging) - Fuck. (sighs)

Jesus Christ.

(stall doors clattering)

Ah! Ah!

(student defecates and groans)

(tense orchestral music)

Oh, no, no, no, no. (stall door clicks)

(Will breathing heavily)

(tense orchestral music continues)

- (body slams) - Hello?

(breathes uneasily) Hello?

(toilet paper roll clattering)

(door creaking)

Hello?

Hello?

Dude?

Are you good, dude?

(soft dramatic music)

(Will retching) Holy shit, fuck.

Help! Somebody help!

I need help! Somebody help!

I need help! (Will retching continues)

(door slams)

A man once jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge.

Well, a lot have, but this guy, he lived.

(ethereal vocalizing) (soft dramatic music)

it's a 245-foot drop before you smack

into the freezing cold bay below.

Just a little over four seconds of falling.

The man said he regretted it the moment his last finger

departed from the rail.

But I think a sea lion saved his life or something.

It's a really good story, but I don't know.

Everyone keeps telling me there's a reason

I'm still here and all.

I wanna regret it. I really do.

But it's just the only thing I truly regret

(lawnmower rumbling) is not using a gun.

(shovel scraping)

(dirt pattering)

(muffled pop music)

(birds chirping)

(exhales) Fuck, man. You scared me.

Sorry.

(man exhales)

Do you know how they died?

How the fuck should I know?

Yo, man, you kill this bitch or something?

- What? - Great work today, bud.

Thanks. (shoes rustling)

- Couple new plots? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're dropping like flies out there. (chuckles)

But hey, good for business.

You sure I can't bring you home?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. - Oh, come on.

You must be exhausted from pushing that thing around.

It's hot as Satan himself out there.

I'll stop in and say hey to your folks.

No, really. Ah, I'm sure...

I don't mind running. It's my doctor.

Um, well, therapist.

Um, she thinks is good for me.

All right. Oh, hey, I got you something.

(box scraping)

Go ahead.

Ah, you didn't have to get me anything.

Just open it. (Will breathes uneasily)

(box rustling)

(paper crinkling)

[Mr. Greene] Hey, bud, did I wake you?

Ah, perfect fit.

- Thank you. - Hey, everything okay?

Yeah. (chuckles) No, everything's good.

- I'm good. - Okay, good.

You know I'm always here for you, bud.

I know. (chuckles) (soft dramatic music)

(bell tolling)

(birds chirping)

(stream flowing)

(insects chittering)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(footsteps pattering)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(Will panting) (dog barking)

(footsteps pattering)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(engine rumbling)

(muffled electronic music)

(window scraping) Um, hey.

You got it?

Yeah. (clears throat)

(cash crinkling)

(cash rustling)

- This is too much, bro. - What do you mean?

I mean, it's fucking too much.

Oh, okay. I, I, I'm sorry.

I wasn't sure if you took gratuity or not.

(glove compartment clicking) (bag crinkling)

(upbeat electronic music)

Listen, you ain't gonna shoot up

no fucking school or nothing, are you?

What? No, ah, no.

(bag crinkling)

(wind scraping)

(engine rumbling)

(Will exhales)

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Will ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Yay. - Mm-hmm.

(clock ticking)

(plate rustling) (candles fizzing)

(inhales) Sorry, I didn't get you anything.

I never know what to get you.

It's okay. I don't need anything.

It really is okay.

I wouldn't want them wasting their money.

(forks scraping) (all chewing)

(clock ticking)

Excited for your first day tomorrow?

- I guess. - It'll be nice.

A fresh start, right?

(John exhales)

Dr. Saretha called the house.

She said you haven't been picking up her check-ins.

- Yeah. - Because you can tell us

if you're not.

Your father and I are always here for you.

I know. I'm okay.

Isn't that right, John?

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

What the fuck's wrong with the cake?

(bright orchestral music) (bag rustling)

(Will breathes uneasily)

(fan whirring)

(drawer thuds) (Will breathes uneasily)

(bright orchestral music continues)

(birds chirping) (lid clacks)

(deodorant scratching) (Will sighing)

(lid clacks)

(birds chirping)

(pills rattling)

Sometimes I look in the mirror and ask myself,

"Is this person worth saving today?"

The answer is usually "no." (Will swallows)

(pills plopping) (toilet flushing)

(bell ringing) (students chattering)

(showers spraying)

Anyone who would've known me graduated already.

It's nice being able to just blend in for now.

No fucking way, dude. The boy who lived. (laughs)

(chuckles) Yeah.

Spanky, nice to meet you, man. I'm a huge fan.

- I'm Will. - No shit.

If we weren't in fucking swim class right now,

I'd take a selfie with you.

You're Tattle famous, brother.

What's, ah, Tattle famous?

Dude, you don't what Tattle is?

What, were you in a medically induced coma or something?

I was. (Spanky sniffing)

(students chattering)

Oh, dude, dude, you, you smell like shit.

You, (sniffing) you smell like a wet, (sniffing)

like a wet fucking hoagie or something. (chuckles)

Anyways, ah, I guess it's like this blog thing

where you can anonymously say whatever you want

about the people in your area, and it's actually

how I found out that fucking David over here

eats peanut butter out of his girlfriend's stinky vag!

- (Spanky laughs) - Fuck you, L.J.

Why are you even taking first period swim?

- Aren't you a senior? - Calm down, Skippy.

Sheesh, brother.

Someone's having a bad day. (chuckles)

But very good question.

You see, I heard through the grapevine

that little Miss Robin Young was assigned

this period's swim aide, and your boy here could use

a lesson or two in the breast stroke, baby.

(Spanky mimics kissing and chuckles)

That was weak as hell. Wait, why are you here?

You're obviously not one of these cute little Sophies.

I like to swim. (Spanky chuckles)

Oh, that's fucking weird.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, dude! Here she comes!

Here she comes! (intense music)

(animals calling) (muffled chattering)

- Yeah, Robin. - I feel bad for her,

but for some reason I can't help but stare with the others.

Dude, you fucking see that?

- What? - What?

She looked right at me, dude.

She basically just said with her eyes,

"Spank, daddy, me, you, locker room."

(hands slapping) (whistle blowing)

Welcome to the first day (Spanky laughing)

- Do you know her? - Of swim class.

Dude, she's the girl's team captain.

She's fucking crazy, both mentally and athletically.

- Might win states this year. - At what?

- At what, what? - States.

What is she gonna win states for?

- XC. (chuckles) - Our legs will glide us

- through the water. - XC?

Jesus Christ, dude. Cross country.

Our team is mother-effing god-sent!

Hey, hey, L.J.

Come on, man. What, what's this guy doing here?

- Sorry, Mr. S. - All right

- Looking hella fit though. - Thanks, buddy.

Ah, (sniffs) started working out.

Appreciate you noticing that.

I'd bang Mr. Straus 1,000%. (laughs)

I need to pair you up. One, two, one, two, one, two.

You get it. Okay.

Oh, remember, when you breathe...

[Will] I wish I could make people laugh.

Strokes, so stroke, stroke, breathe.

Let me hear you say that. Stroke, stroke, breath.

It is hotter than Satan's wallet in here.

Glenda, turn on the air!

- All right, let's hit the pool. - Woo!

(bright music) (water splashing)

(whistle blowing) (students chattering)

(showers spraying)

[Spanky] You mind if I share this one, Skip?

[Skippy] Fuck.

(showers spraying)

You got a tight little core there.

- You work out? - Ah, thanks.

No, um, I run and do, landscape.

Hey, let me get some of those suds.

(shampoo squirting)

(Spanky blowing)

So why don't they call you Spanky?

Guys on the cross country team give all the freshman

nicknames after the first practice.

They said I used to look like a little girl in my tights

- like I was wearing Spanx. - Oh. (chuckles)

(students chattering)

Dude, you should come out for XC.

Ah, the squad's swaggy as hell. You'd love 'em.

I, um, work after school.

- Why? - 'Cause I need money.

Dude, what? Fuck the money.

Life's too short. Ah, sell your jizz online or something.

- How do you do that? - What?

You know, you know, I don't fucking know. I'm just saying.

You know, it's your last of year childhood.

And you gotta take it in. Come out.

Guarantee you'll love it.

Yeah, maybe.

Maybes are for squares, bitch. (laughs)

- (shower spraying) - Oh, shit!

[Speaker] Seniors, don't forget look your best

for Senior Portrait Day next Friday.

Speaking of Friday, Friyay, am I right?

Tomorrow night, we'll be the taking on the Stars

in the big game in our home stadium.

Don't forget to cheer them on. Go Knights!

(bright orchestral music)

Hi, my name is Brianna, but you can call me Bri.

My fun fact. (pen clicking)

Okay, so I got to intern at the White House

this past summer. (students gasp)

- Wait, did you get to meet - Yeah.

- Obama? - Did you see the gardens?

- I didn't. - What's so fun about that?

Okay, all right. Let's settle down.

Thank you. Will.

Um, (clears throat) I'm, ah, Will.

Which is short for William, I guess.

(student coughing)

And your fun fact, Will?

Ah, fun fact, um, I guess

I've never been to a concert.

[Student] That's not fun.

Okay. Francesca.

Hi, my name is Francesca, and my fun fact is that my uncle

was on the Phillies team when they won the World Series.

- Oh! - Yeah.

- That's sick. - Sometimes when things

are already bad, little shit like this

can really put you over the edge.

Thanks for your patience, brochacho.

So how may I help you today, my good sir? (laughs)

- I need to borrow a camera. - Ooh, nice.

Would this be a photo or video venture for you?

- Video. - Perfect, yes.

Gotta capture that content, baby. (chuckles)

Hey, can you do me a quick favor and hang tight?

I'll be right back.

(lights buzzing) (Will breathes uneasily)

(students chattering) (tense orchestral music)

(students chattering continues)

(cart squeaking)

- Marco. - What?

Say "Polo."

So what are these again?

- Polo. - (laughs) Hey.

I'm just busted your balls, Zambroni. (laughs)

Okay.

(inhales) A Panasonic H.264AVC, fully high Definition

handycam at your service.

Now, what will this be used for exactly?

(items thudding) (Will breathes uneasily)

(insects chittering)

(camera beeping)

(Will breathes uneasily)

(lamp creaking)

(camera whirs and beeps)

(breathes uneasily) Hey.

I, um, fuck.

(camera beeps and whirs)

(breathes uneasily) Hello everyone. Um...

(camera beeps and whirs)

Jesus. (camera beeping)

(Will sighing)

(breathes uneasily) Ooh.

(Will exhales)

(Will breathes deeply)

Mom, Dad, um,

(soft dramatic music) I just want you to know,

um, I've just been really fucking, freaking, sorry.

(cries) It's just been really hard, you know?

And, um, and it's not your fault or anything.

You didn't do anything wrong.

All the help's been really nice

and makes sense and everything.

It's just, um...

I think I know what I need to do to get better.

I do. Um...

I don't know, I look around and I look at me.

(breathes uneasily) It just doesn't feel

like it's worth trying to get better anymore.

I, um, I just...

I think I'm sick, you know?

(sniffs) Um...

(sighs) I hope you can forgive me.

(cries) I'm sorry. I love you. (sniffs)

(camera beeps and whirs)

(sighs) Fuck.

(head thuds) (Will sniffing)

(insects chittering)

(bag rustling)

(bag unzipping)

(gun clattering)

(gun clicks and clacks)

Shit.

(bullets pattering) Fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

(bullets clinking)

(soft dramatic music)

(gun clattering)

(Will breathes uneasily) (ethereal vocalizing)

(alarm beeping)

(phone scraping)

(ethereal vocalizing continues)

(shower spraying)

(brush scratching)

(ethereal vocalizing continues)

(Robin swallows)

(scalpel scraping)

(Ed humming)

Hey, I'm leaving.

(ethereal vocalizing continues)

Holy shit. Dad!

(bag thuds)

(harsh piano music)

- (hand pounding) - Jesus Christ.

You scared the shit out of me.

- I'm going to school. - What?

I couldn't hear a word you were saying.

These things are out of this world.

You gotta try 'em, Robin, come over here.

I can't. I gotta go, Dad.

Oh, relax. You got like a 4.0.

You can afford to be late. Come here.

Now get there. All right.

(ethereal vocalizing) (soft dramatic music)

(ethereal vocalizing continues)

(chuckles) No.

(bell ringing)

(showers spraying) (students chattering)

(chattering on intercom) (bag zipping)

(students laughing and chattering)

[Speaker] And remember, don't be tardy.

(students chattering)

How are you today?

M-Me?

Yes.

I'm, um, I'm Will.

Nice to meet you, Will,

but I asked you how you were doing today.

I'm good.

How are you?

I'm having a good day.

(keys jangling)

Where you going, Will?

(door clacks)

(clock ticking)

(mouse clicking)

(mouse clicking)

I should go to class.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes, please.

(Will exhales)

(Coach Alexander breathes deeply)

(mouse clicks) ♪ Ooh, na, noo ♪

♪ Do, do, ooh ♪

Keep 'em closed. ♪ Ooh, na, noo ♪

♪ The very first time that I saw your brown eyes ♪

♪ Your lips said "Hello" and I said Hi ♪

♪ I knew right then you were the one ♪

♪ But I was caught up ♪ ♪ Ah ♪

♪ In physical attraction ♪

♪ But to my satisfaction ♪

♪ Baby, you were more than just a phrase ♪

♪ And if I ever fall in love again ♪

♪ I will be sure that the lady is a friend ♪

(mouse clicks)

(clock ticking)

I hear you like to run.

- (mouse clicking) - Yeah, I do, um,

(printer whirring) My doctor,

well, she's my therapist.

She runs. She said it might help me with some stuff.

Smart lady. (computer dings)

(papers rustling)

(shirt rustling) (soft dramatic music)

See you at practice.

(toilet flushing)

(Will sighs) (bag rustling)

(students chattering)

(locker creaks and clacks) (Will sighs)

- (bag zipping) - The Slim Reaper himself.

You made it. (both chuckling)

You gonna get ready?

I am ready.

The fuck you are. You can't wear jeans out there.

Holy hell, man. Tell me the honest to god truth right now.

Exactly how many people have you fucking murdered?

Just give me a roundabout number five, six, seven, maybe?

Jesus, dude, my nuts are screaming

thinking about you jogging around in fucking denim.

(laughs) Yo.

(locker clattering)

(locker slams) Put these bad boys on.

See your cute ass out there, player.

Be careful. It's all wet.

Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

(bright orchestral music) (Will sniffing)

Fellas, I'd like to introduce you

to our newest teammate, Will.

This is Toad. (hand slaps)

- Welcome to team, bro. - Sauce.

(hand whacks) (hands slap)

Boots.

Welcome to the team. (hands slap)

Simple Jack.

Hey. (hands slap)

Bear Jew.

- Mm-hmm. - What's up, man?

- Come on, guys! - Bumper.

- What's up bro? - And Jizz.

- (Spanky chuckles) - Hi.

(bright orchestral music)

Dude, I'd literally give both nuts

to stick my nose up in there and just (sniffing), woo!

(laugh) Right?

I can't wait for L.J. to graduate.

Who's that new kid?

Pretty sure he is taking my swim class.

I'm like 98% positive that's the kid that tried

to kill himself last year in the B-Pod bathroom.

Ew. What the fuck is wrong with him?

Why would anybody try to kill themselves?

So why'd you try to kill yourself?

Dude, what the hell kind of question is that?

Well, sorry, Sauce.

Ah, hey, Will, what's your favorite animal, man?

No, no, wait. Let me guess.

Is it by chance that giant fucking elephant

just chilling in the room? (Spanky chuckling)

No, um, (clears throat) it's okay.

- See, let the man speak. - Set!

Hit it! Hit it!

- Well, I... - Got addicted

to his mom's sleeping pills and OD'd or something.

- Ew, what the fuck? - Yeah.

He must be like seriously fucked up.

I can't believe he's allowed to go to school here still.

This place is going to shit.

Damn, dude. That's heavy.

Did it hurt?

Well, I...

Shit his pants seizing on the ground.

So gross.

Apparently, the smell was so morbid

the teacher threw up in his mouth trying to give him CPR.

(gasps) Ew.

- That's crazy, man. - Yeah, guess.

What'd your parents do?

- My parents... - Found him trying

to hang himself from his bedroom ceiling fan

- a few weeks later. - Such a selfish thing to do,

leaving your family to deal with that.

Right?

How would a ceiling fan even support his weight?

- It wouldn't. - You're good though now,

- right? - Yeah, we're not gonna

find you in the locker room floating in a pool

of your own blood, are we?

Nah, I don't think so. (Toad chuckling)

- I hate blood. - How do you know, Robin?

Have you tried it?

You're so fucking funny, Emma.

You're just regurgitating all that shit on that stupid blog.

Blog? It's not 2006.

I hate you.

Robin thinks the new kid is hot.

She's always had a thing for the strange ones.

Oh yeah, because Sauce is so fucking cool

and popular, Becca. (Emma laughs)

- (Sauce sniffing) - You good, man?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

You got this, dude. Only four and a quarter miles left.

(group laughs)

Oh, fuck. (wind whistling)

Oh, fuck.

(exhales) Fuck. (ethereal vocalizing)

Oh. Ooh.

(Will panting)

(horn honking)

(cart whirring)

Hop in.

(insects chittering)

(cart squeaking)

You're gonna be all right.

(car whirring)

(shower spraying) (Will panting)

(tense music)

(locker clacking)

(shoes clattering)

(shoes thudding)

(locker slams) (soft piano music)

(soft piano music continues)

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(soft piano music continues)

(soft piano music continues)

(soft piano music continues)

(soft piano music continues)

(soft piano music continues)

(soft piano music continues)

(tense music)

- (chattering on audio book) - Take it, I must fix this.

Robi, my queen.

[Woman From Audiobook] Survive in a relationship, often

- What happened? - They identify a prob...

Oh, baby bird. What happened?

(bag thudding)

I'm fine.

(door slams) It's stupid.

What? What's stupid?

(sighs) Oh, you know, just fucking everyone

and everything ever.

(chuckles) Well, you're not totally wrong there,

but I do know one thing that's not stupid.

I don't know. Say it

Friday Fucking Fro-Yo. (keys jangling)

(machine whirring)

So, you thinking sub 17:15 tomorrow?

Yeah, judging by how I felt like a giant shit today,

- I doubt it. - Why'd you feel

like a giant shit today?

Your left foot again?

No, my foot's fine.

I guess I just feel heavy.

Over training?

I don't know.

It's probably all just (raspberrying).

Probably.

(soft rock music) (customers chattering)

Tomorrow's low pressure, right?

So just try to have fun with it.

Besides, I'll be there either way. (chuckles)

What do you way we get the fuck outta here

before I crap my pants on the way home?

Dad, I'm telling you, you have a lactose problem.

What? It's not ice cream.

Yeah, and it's not dairy-free for the billionth time.

(Ed chuckles)

[Speaker] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

- Welcome to the... - Woo!

(door slams) Good luck.

(chattering on speaker)

- (door creaking) - Oh, God.

(Will retching) (flies buzzing)

(seat thumping)

(urine trickling)

(Will breathes uneasily)

(door creaks and slams) Uh.

Um, you can't use this one.

(chuckles) Why?

Did you take a huge sloppy shit or something?

What? No, I, I, that wasn't me. I just peed, I swear.

I trust you. These things are hell on earth.

(chattering on speaker)

- I'm Will, by the way. - I'm Robin.

Yeah, I know. I, I mean, I don't know.

Okay.

I, ah, I really gotta pee.

Right, yeah, um, well, ah, good luck

in, in the race.

Not the porta potty.

- West what? - West Penn!

Let's go, Robi! (shutter clicking)

(crowd cheering)

- Runners set. - Woo, woo!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Woo-hoo! - Woo, woo!

- (starter pistol blasting) - Pills, Pills.

You see that Neshaminy kid try to put his elbow

in my chest at the start line?

Oh no. I couldn't see from where I was standing.

Dude, kid put his elbow here on my sternum,

then I swim moved his ass like this.

Boom, took right off. (Spanky laughing)

Had him kissing the back of my sack

- the last 1600. - Yeah, man.

(Toad and Spanky chuckling)

Oh, it's my bad, big dog.

(Will chuckles)

(customers chattering)

- What was that? - What?

What was what?

Rob, just eye banged you.

- Eye banged? - Yeah, hard.

What the fuck was her deal today?

- What do you mean? - She almost fucking lost.

Yeah, but she won. She passed a bunch of girls at the end.

It was awesome. (Spanky chuckles)

I've seen the Robin Young race for the last eight years.

Never once seen her have to come from behind.

Maybe she was having an off day.

Ah, yeah. You think? (laughs)

She needs to get her shit together.

She looked hot still at least. (laughs)

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

(Robin coughs and vomits)

(Robin sighing)

(Robin breathing uneasily)

- (Robin retching) - I'm def barfing

everywhere tonight. (laughs)

You're gonna see little bits of spare ribs caked

all over the track on Monday.

Aw dude, do you remember when Slim shit himself

on the back stretch? (Sauce laughing)

- Fucking Slim. - Dude, fuck Slim.

- Yeah. - What's going on tonight?

We got the beer mile relays at the stadium

once we get back. (Toad belching)

You want in on our squad or what?

- Ah, yeah, definitely. - Mm!

- Yeah, dude. - Yeah.

(clears throat) Excuse me.

Excuse me. First meet today.

Nice start to the season. Little rust buster.

Times aren't quite where we want them to be,

but thankfully the season's still young.

Either way, first meet under our belt

and let's not do anything dumb tonight, please.

All right? Let's get on the bus.

(bright orchestral music) (fence rattling)

Welcome to the 28th Annual West Penn XC Beer Mile Relays.

(fingers snapping)

- Work it, right? - Hey, the rules are simple.

All right, each team has four members.

Each member must finish one full can of Prestone Light,

courtesy of Becca's older brother.

- (fingers snapping) - Yeah, Becca's older brother.

Sure, sure. Snap it up, snap it up.

Each member must finish their can

before the end of the exchange zone.

Once proven that the contents of your can are empty,

- you must then race 400 meters - What the fuck is this?

around the track until you're able to tag your par...

I'm sorry, is there something more important

going on that I'm missing?

- This isn't beer. - What, what do you mean

- this isn't beer? (laughs) - It's O'Douls.

It's nonalcoholic.

What the fuck is O'Douls?

Jesus, God, Becca, what the fuck?

What do you mean, what the fuck?

You had one job.

I didn't sign up for this shit.

Oh, your brother's such a dick.

- Shut the fuck up, Toad! - Don't tell him

- to shut the fuck up. - It's all my fault, right?

(all arguing) (siren wailing)

It's the fucking fuzz! Run!

- (upbeat orchestral music) - Oh, ah, ah, ah!

(fence rattling)

(keys jangling)

[Robin] We'll be good in here.

Why do you have those?

I'm a janitor.

Cool.

I'm not a fucking janitor.

Mr. Straus gave me these 'cause he likes the coffee

at Yum Yums but there's always a line.

So he gave me this to let everyone in.

Right.

(key scraping) (water sloshing)

Wait, so why are you in my first period swim?

I like to swim.

You're fucking weird. (laughs)

- I know. - You're funny.

- Good job today. - (scoffs) Shut up.

You won though. It was incredible.

Can confirm, did not feel incredible.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

- Sorry. - Why?

I don't know.

- So, Pills? - (chuckles) Yeah.

Why did you...?

Fuck, I probably sound like every other

knuckle dragger that goes here.

No, it's okay. Ah, I know it's crazy.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

Let's talk about something else, huh?

What does William...

- Davey. - Okay.

What does William Davey like to do

other than take massive dumps in public porta potties?

Okay, I, I think I'd rather get arrested right...

(laughs) Stop, sit. Okay, okay.

What does William Davey plan to do with his life

once freed from the walls of West Penn Penitentiary?

- Penitentiary? - Come on, this place

sucks balls and not in the good way.

Come on. Speak.

What do you wanna do after all this?

I don't really know.

I guess I never really thought I'd get that far.

Christ, that's intense.

Excuse me while I drown myself in the deep end.

- Okay, I'm sorry. - Stop saying that.

- What about you then? - Wildcats.

Wildcats? (Robin roars)

- Shh! - Shh! (chuckles)

Villanova Wildcats. I'm running there next year.

That's awesome. Congrats.

Yeah, it was a dream. (soft dramatic music)

It's not anymore?

- I think I peaked too early. - What do you mean?

I've sucked all year.

It was one race. You'll get it back.

Yeah, but maybe I never will.

(door clicks) (keys jangling)

[Janitor] Hey, you can't be in here.

Every year, somebody gets caught.

(Will breathes heavily) I'm not mad at you.

It just means that we're dumb and slow.

You guys are gonna hold these planks

until I get back from my meeting with the AD.

(all breathing heavily)

Pills, Pills, I saw a Tattle,

Robin gave you a good suck in the shallow end

the other night. (Spanky chuckling)

What? It wasn't me.

Hope it was worth it though, man.

- Nothing happened. - Oh, come on.

You two in love now or what? (breathes heavily)

Details, Pills. Details.

You're blue-balling everyone here.

No, we just ended up in the same spot.

It wasn't like that.

Christ, we're doing this shit for nothing?

The next time you wanna fuck the team,

at least get a finger in there first.

- I'm sorry. - Uh!

Get up, Jizz! (Jizz grunting)

A little risky getting involved with that kid.

(men grunting)

- Shut the fuck up. - Fuck!

I'm just saying. (men chatter and grunt)

(geese squawking) (water splashing)

(shutter clicking)

Those fucking geese could wake the dead out here.

The geese could wake the dead out here.

- What? - The geese?

They're loud.

(chuckles) Yeah.

Ah, mm. (geese squawking)

(bright orchestral music)

(bright orchestral music continues)

(flour pattering) (fingers scratching)

(dough thudding)

Some more dough.

(water bubbling)

(knife slicing) (spoon scraping)

(Ed slurps)

Oh. (kisses) (cheese scraping)

(bright orchestral music continues)

(Robin chewing) (soft piano music)

(forks scraping)

(chewing) Hard practice today?

Yeah. (chewing)

(spaghetti squishing)

Did you call back that Nova guy yet?

He keeps emailing us about the incoming

freshman press release.

What? Yeah, I don't know.

Figure it out tomorrow.

(fork scraping)

(Ed slurps and swallows)

Are you talking to someone on that thing or...?

(scoffs) No.

(fork scraping)

- How was school? - Dumb.

(chuckles) Well, before you know it, it'll be over.

I can't wait.

(forks scraping)

Mom used to make this better, huh?

- Dad, not right now. - I'm just saying.

Yeah, well, you don't have to bring her up every night.

I know. You're right.

(soft piano music continues)

(forks scraping)

(sighs) Fuck, I'm sorry. I just don't feel good.

(chuckles) Maybe because you just inhaled that.

(fork clinks)

(Robin sighing) You all right?

Yeah. I'm just gonna go lay down.

(footsteps thudding)

(Ed exhales)

(fork clinks)

(birds chirping)

(pills rattling)

(Will swallows and sighs)

(bright orchestral music)

(Will inhales) (bag rustling)

- (students chattering) - Just not right.

I can see a good ass when I see it.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Don't lie to yourself. - Next Friday.

- Hey. - Hey.

(Spanky clears throat)

- (students chattering) - So don't miss!

(microphone clattering)

Oh, come on.

(sighs) Yeah, fuck me, right?

Yeah, no worries, Pills.

I'll just go ahead and Glansburg my way to fucking E-Pod.

Thanks. (laughs) Yeah, this actually works out well for me.

Every cool kid walks by themselves.

Oh wait, they don't 'cause they're not

fucking hunters like me.

Oh, this is great. Hey, man, what's up?

Nothing much. Just going to class.

(bell ringing)

I don't think we should do this.

Do what?

- Nevermind. - Okay.

Do you need help carrying anything?

[Robin] No.

Do you wanna do something tonight?

[Will] Okay.

(students chattering)

[Toad] See you in there, big boy Pills.

(students chattering)

(showers spraying)

(soft dramatic music)

(ethereal vocalizing)

(showers spraying)

(Spanky clears throat)

(soap sloshing)

Dude, are you chubbed out right now?

What?

Are you chubbed out right now?

Oh, I was looking at boobes.

(Toad spitting)

You were looking at boobs. What the fuck?

Yeah, um, on my phone.

What, just chilling on the hub before rinsing off

with your bros?

Hey, man. No judgment here.

Love the energy you're bringing. (chuckles)

But yo, let's fucking do something fun tonight.

- No meet this weekend. - I can't.

Dude, seriously? Why?

You know, Robin.

(mimics whip snapping) Already whipped.

Christ, dude. (sighs)

All right. Well, just be careful.

- What do you mean? - Robin's fucking crazy.

♪ So I'm just saying ♪ (upbeat rock music)

♪ We played through the scenes ♪

♪ Called it a remedy ♪

♪ You can take care of me ♪

♪ But you know, I know ♪

♪ We played through the scenes ♪

♪ Called it a remedy ♪

♪ You can take care of me ♪ (Robin chattering)

♪ But you know nothing about me ♪

Woo, woo! (crowd cheering)

How have you never been west of Pittsburgh?

Does South Carolina count?

(chuckles) What? No.

- Why would that count? - I don't know. (chuckles)

I'm, ah, pretty sure that's more east than where we are

- Yeah, okay, okay. - Right now. (chuckles)

(soft country music)

(Robin slurps and gulps)

Sorry, that was a little gross. (laughs)

Um, what about you then?

Um, definitely Utah.

- What's in Utah? - It's incredible though.

My, ah, parents took me there when I was 14,

and we sat under these huge rock arches

and I don't know, I guess it just made me feel

like really small and like, like the world was so big

and like there was just so much out there, you know?

Holy fucking shit.

- What, what? - Will.

We should go there. (both chuckle)

Am I legally a genius? (Will laughs)

We've got to plan it. Okay?

Well, aren't we excited? How was everything?

Everything was perfect. Thank you.

These plates sure speak for themselves.

And you with that tiny little figure. Sure cleared that one.

I am assuming no dessert?

Ah, I think we're okay.

Okay. I'll get youse the check.

(fork clinks) (dishes clacking)

(soft country music continues)

Show me those pictures of Utah.

(phone scraping)

(sighs) Here. I'm gonna run to the bathroom.

(cash crinkling) Here's my half.

Okay. Um, I'll just wait here then.

(door creaking) (Will sighs)

(soft country music continues)

(door thuds)

No, I did not. You let me...

(men chattering and laughing)

All right, honey, you can pay at the register

- when you're done. - Thank you.

(wrapper crinkling)

(mint clattering)

(men laughing)

- That was fun. (laughs) - That was not at all.

(customers chattering)

(wrapper crinkling)

(mint clattering)

(bell dings)

(door creaks and thuds)

Mm.

(register beeping)

(soft country music)

Could I have another mint?

28.72.

- (cash crinkling) - Ah.

♪ Our love will never die ♪

Um.

(register clattering)

Mm.

(register clacks)

(coins jangling)

- Hey. - Hey.

(coins clinking) Shit.

(chuckles) Nice.

[Will] Ah, are you feeling okay?

Yeah. I'm feeling a lot better.

[Will] I ate your mint.

It's okay. (chuckles)

[Will] Oh, okay.

♪ And so I'll be seething ♪

[Will] Can I show you something?

♪ And then there's talk of leaving ♪

(keys jangling)

This is where you work? Jesus fucking Christ.

- (chain jangling) - Just come on.

(gates creaking)

(trees rustling)

I swear to God, if you fucking kill me,

I will kill you so much fucking harder.

(insects chittering)

This isn't so bad.

Like in a weird, fucked up, dark, twisted kind of way,

sort of see why you like it here.

- Ah! (laughs) - Shh!

What did you do that for?

It's not like they're sleeping. (chuckles)

Ha! (echoes) (Robin laughs)

(Will chuckles)

Do you ever think about what it could have been like?

- What do you mean? - Ended up like them.

I, I guess it would've just been like nothing, maybe.

Yeah, but nothing? Try and imagine nothing.

It's literally impossible to know what nothing feels like.

(chuckles) See, it's literally impossible.

I don't know. I, I guess I never really thought about

what happens after.

(breathes uneasily) I guess I just figured whatever happens,

maybe it's just a little bit better than this.

Do you regret it?

I don't know.

Just think you would've missed out on meeting me.

(Robin chuckles) (soft dramatic music)

Besides, you're with me now,

which means if you hurt yourself, I'll hurt myself.

- Don't say that. - What?

It's only fair.

If you fucking kill yourself, I'll fucking kill myself.

What? No, I'm not making a fucking suicide pact with you.

Ah, fine, fine. Okay.

(sighs) Then you're my boyfriend.

I've just decided, and if you leave me, I'll kill you.

Okay. Deal.

(crowd cheering)

[Announcer] And here comes Robin Young,

coming down the final stretch!

Jessica Beecher in second.

Robin Young, she'll go on to become 5K champion!

(body thuds) (phone ringing)

(keyboard clattering)

(muffled chattering)

They said you're waiting for her.

Mr. Young.

Yeah. Is she okay?

- She's okay for the moment. - Do they know what happened?

- Low blood sugar levels. - So that's good, right?

This is nothing serious.

Why don't you head up there? She'll be happy to see you.

Okay. Thank you.

(phone ring)

(elevator dings)

(Ed sighs)

(muffled chattering)

(machinery beeping)

(machinery beeping continues)

Robin. (soft dramatic music)

Hey, Robin.

(Robin retching) Robin.

Robin, Rob. Fuck, ah, somebody help!

(Robin laughing)

I'm sorry. That was, that was so mean.

(scoffs) That's not fucking funny, Robin.

- Oh, come on. - Jeez.

That was a pretty compelling performance,

(Will sighing) if I do say so myself.

- You're insane. - Aren't we all,

William Davey?

(Will breathes uneasily) (metal clattering)

(Robing chomps) (metal clinks)

Bet it's not even real gold.

What's wrong with you?

You scared the shit out of everyone today.

(inhales) Oh, please, I bet everyone wished

I would've collapsed sooner.

- What happened? - Who knows?

I don't really remember finishing, but I still won.

The, ah, nurse said it was just low blood sugar.

So no biggie.

(Will breathes uneasily)

How long have you been here? It's, ah, getting late.

You should get home. Plus I gotta catch up on my serve.

No, it's okay. I can stay longer.

Will, come here.

(Robin kisses)

My lips are crusty.

It's, um, really dry in here

Now go on boy, get!

(Will chuckles)

(machinery beeping) (muffled chattering)

(door clicks)

(footsteps shuffling)

♪ Ooh, da, do, do, do, do ♪

(horn honking)

♪ Ooh, da, do, do, do ♪

♪ The very first time that I saw your brown eyes ♪

♪ Your lips said "Hello" and I said, Hi ♪

♪ I knew right then you were the one ♪

♪ But I was caught, ah, in physical attraction ♪

♪ But to my satisfaction ♪

♪ Baby, you were more than just a phrase ♪

♪ And if I ever fall in love again ♪

♪ I will be sure that the lady is a friend ♪

♪ And if I ever fall in love so true ♪

(sirens wailing)

♪ I will be sure that the lady's just like you ♪

(Will chuckles) ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- (lights clank) - Help me, help me!

I'm not going back! I'm not going back!

I'm not going back! Help me!

Please, help me!

Help me! Help me!

Help, help me! (machinery whirring)

(pen scratching) (Mr. Greene sighs)

I'll double your pay.

Get you one of those John Deere zero-turn things.

It's just with school and cross country,

- it's just been a lot. - I know, I know.

I'm just busting your chops. No, no.

I'm, I'm happy for you. I really am.

So I guess this is it?

I won't see you till Thanksgiving?

Yeah, I guess so.

Your mom's turn to cook?

Unfortunately, yeah. (both laugh)

Oh, come here, bud.

(Mr. Greene breathes deeply) (hands patting)

(birds chirping) (wind whistling)

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Woo-Hoo ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ You don't, you don't gotta feel good ♪

♪ Doing things I never thought I could ♪

♪ Smiling in the mirror, I look good ♪

(Will laughing)

(Robin laughs and inhales)

Condition?

Dad, what the fuck?

Robin, you're not healthy right now. We need you healthy.

It's only a couple weeks. Get yourself together.

You'll be ready to go for the indoor season.

No, no, in 12 days, I'm the number one seed

- at fucking states. - Robin.

No, I'm running.

Robin, we can't let you compete right now.

Yes you can. Why can't you?

You and you should know that. I, I'm, I'm running.

Robin. It's not up to us.

Yeah, you're right. It's not up to you or you or anyone.

It's, it's my body. I, I, there's no fucking condition.

Ah, I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine.

You're fine, Robin? You're fine?

Look at yourself. Look at yourself.

Can you see yourself?

One moment you're laughing and the next

no one can talk to you.

You're not you, Robin. (cries)

And you are killing me.

And you're killing yourself, Robin. (breathes uneasily)

(clock ticking)

You're really not gonna let me run?

You can't. I'm sorry.

I'll never forgive you for this.

(door clicks and slams)

(soft piano music)

(students chattering)

[Student] You know, Murray, you've seen it before.

- Hi, girl! - I know I've seen it.

(students chattering)

(students chattering continues)

- $10,000. - No fucking way. (laughs)

[Toad] I'd even let him finish in my mouth

for another five grand. (Spanky laughing)

[Sauce] I wouldn't even start considering

- before a million. - Oh, bullshit, Sauce.

You're telling me you wouldn't take $999,000

for a little bit of man meat in your mouth?

I definitely wouldn't do it for 10,000.

You're gonna need that money to pay for college.

We all know you're not getting any scholarships.

I'd bet Pills would give money.

(Spanky and Sauce laugh)

Pills, yo. (foot thudding)

- How much? - I'm with Sauce.

- Thank you, man. - Oh, fuck off.

(Sauce raspberrying) All of you.

Kurt can fuck. Fuckers.

(ethereal vocalizing) (soft dramatic music)

(birds chirping)

(floor creaking)

(back cracking) (Robin exhaling)

(trees rustling)

(geese squawking) (water splashing)

(insects chittering)

(geese squawking continues)

(water sloshing)

(water bubbling)

(ice clinking)

Jesus Christ. (water splashing)

(sighs) Scared the shit outta me.

Can you hand me that? (water sloshing)

(water dripping)

(water splashing)

(footsteps pattering)

- Are you okay? - Just dandy.

- Are you avoiding me? - I've been busy.

You weren't at practice again.

(exhales) My left foot's been bothering me.

What's with the hundred billion questions? (sniffs)

(towel scratching)

- I don't how you do that. - (sighs) Do what?

The ice bath. It (chuckles) seems so painful.

I don't know. I guess you just get used to it.

Does it work?

(Robin sighs) (footsteps pattering)

(machinery whirring)

Can you actually take me home?

♪ Maybe you're beautiful ♪ (hard rock music)

♪ It doesn't mean that I'll stay, oh, no ♪

♪ So I'm just saying ♪ (switch clicks)

(engine humming)

(shift clattering)

Can you come in?

- (door clicks) - Hey.

Oh, hey, Will.

(soft orchestral music)

(footsteps thudding)

(birds chirping)

It was my wife's pick. It's not really my thing.

It's really cool.

I think she hates me now.

I don't think she hates you.

(Ed chuckles)

(photograph scraping)

Hmm.

(both laugh)

Oh, what do I do, Will?

I know she'll come around.

Well, at least she usually does.

She's the best. (exhales)

[Will] Yeah, she is.

- First meet tomorrow? - Yeah.

That's awesome. Run fast.

Thanks. I'll try.

Let me know if she needs anything.

(footsteps thudding)

(door creaking) (marker scratching)

(Will knocks)

Come, sit.

(poster rustling)

Ta-da! (Will laughs)

I was between this and Willpower.

Please don't do that. It's embarrassing enough.

Don't say that. It's not embarrassing.

- It's a meet for scrubs. - Yeah, but you're my scrub.

That doesn't make me feel any better.

Are you nervous?

Yeah, ah, I guess I am,

but shouldn't be though.

Just means you care.

I'm happy for you.

I know what else makes you nervous.

- What? - Me.

Because you care.

Have you ever done it before?

What? Yeah.

(pants rustling) Have you?

- No you haven't. - I know.

It's okay. I have like one time before.

- With who? - Does it matter?

Do you want to?

(head scratching) Okay.

Huh. (Robin kissing)

Oh, wait. I don't have a condom.

Don't worry. I haven't got my period in like eight months.

- Are you pregnant? - (scoffs) What the fuck?

- No. - I, I mean,

you don't, you don't look it.

Ah, just take your shit off.

(clothes rustling)

(Will breathing uneasily)

Okay. Go ahead. (kisses)

Hey, bud. (fan whirring)

Did I wake you?

(insects chittering) (dog barking)

- Sorry. - Will?

(Will breathing uneasily) Did I do something wrong?

(scoffs) What the fuck?

I'm sorry, I...

Ah. Can you just fucking leave?

(Will breathing uneasily)

(shirt rustling)

(pants rustling)

(Will breathing uneasily)

(pants zipping)

(door creaking)

(chattering on speaker)

[Announcer] Located in the rear end of the stadium.

Thank you to our friends in...

(crowd chattering and laughing)

- How we feeling fellas? - Good, coach.

Good. Glad to hear it.

See how it goes today.

- Any advice, coach? - Run fast.

(crowd cheering)

- Let's go, Pills! - Hey, papi! (laughs)

Whoa, let's go!

[Announcer] Runners get set.

(mellow rock music)

♪ It's on and it's on and it's on ♪

(starter pistol firing)

♪ Party every day, but sick of having fun ♪

♪ Party every day, but sick of having fun ♪

♪ Try to be yourself; I'll try to be myself ♪

♪ And party every day ♪

♪ Party every day, but sick of having fun ♪

♪ Party every day, but sick of having fun ♪

(Will vomiting) (crowd chattering)

- (group laughing) - Yeah!

Yeah. Get it, baby boy.

Popped the ole race cherry! (laughs)

(Will coughing)

- Not bad, Will. - Yeah?

46 out of 63.

Yeah, you'll be all right. Go ahead and cool it down.

(Will breathing heavily)

(both vomiting)

(Will sighs)

- We'll see you in the van. - Yeah, I'll be right there.

Okay.

- You all right? - Ah, yeah.

I can't, um, seem to find my pants.

We've all been there. Did really great today.

- You don't have to lie to me. - Yeah, you're right.

You sucked ass. (chuckles)

Ah, I, I didn't know you were here.

I, ah, I was a bit late, but I had to take my dad's Jeep.

Um, I caught your finish though.

- No poster? - No poster.

Pretty sure you would've won out there today.

Yeah, probably.

Um, I am really sorry for last night.

Ah, I didn't mean to freak you out like that.

[Student] Let's go, Pills!

I gotta go. I think coach would actually leave me here.

(chuckles) Yeah, yeah. Probably would.

Um, can I see you tonight?

Like maybe when you're back and...?

Oh, I, um, I, I, I can't. We have P, P and P Night.

- Yeah. - I don't know.

Spanks says it's mandatory.

Yeah. No worries.

[Student] Kiss her!

I gotta go. I'll, I'll see you later.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye, Will.

(tense music)

(students chattering) (door slams)

(tense music continues)

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck! (groaning) (group laughing)

- Fuck me! - No, no, no!

Not the little guy! (laughs)

- Ah, there they are! - Oh my God!

(Will chewing)

What the fuck are we doing?

What's that, Sauce? (woman groaning)

(bodies slapping)

- What is this? - Hey, Sauce.

You wanna run fast at states next week?

What, what does this have to do with anything?

This. (sighs) (drink sloshing)

(drink taps) (plate clinks)

(Spanky sighs)

(switch clicks)

This has everything to do with it.

Hey, hey, Sauce. Let me ask you something.

When you think of West Penn XC, what's the very first word

that comes into the little egghead brain of yours?

- Uh. - Uh, uh, uh, drr.

- Toad? - Motherfucking greatness!

- (hands slap) - Hey, Sauce, you know what

it takes to achieve greatness?

(fork clinking) (student eating)

And I didn't think so.

Greatness starts with tradition.

This, all of this right here, fellas.

This is tradition.

This is greatness.

Pretty stupid fucking tradition.

(chuckles) What'd you say, Sauce?

No, I didn't say anything, man.

Get the fuck out.

(fork scraping)

- What? - Get the fuck out!

(fan whirring)

(beads jangling)

(Spanky scoffing)

Fucking faggot.

(button clicks) (woman groaning)

(forks clinking) (group chewing)

(mustache tearing)

Pills, dropping a deuce.

No, I'm, um, I'm leaving.

- (beads jangling) - What?

- I'm going home. - The fuck you are.

- Sit your ass back down. - No.

Pills, sit your ass down.

No. Fuck you, L.J.

What the hell's your problem?

You're being an asshole to Sauce.

What? You're mad that I kicked out your butt buddy?

I didn't realize you were trying to hook up with Sauce.

Sorry I cock-blocked you, gay boy.

Shut up. (breathes sharply) (beads jangling)

Ah later, gay boy.

Don't kill yourself with a huge fucking dildo tonight.

- (water bottle banging) - Fuck!

What the fuck is your problem?

- I'm not fucking gay! - Dude, it's all right

if you are, all right?

Wouldn't surprise anyone here.

(breathes uneasily) I fucked Robin.

Oh, no, no. I, I definitely believe that one, yeah.

- I did. - Hey, okay, man. (scoffs)

You're just fucking jealous.

Jea, ah, yeah. (laughing)

Are, are you seeing this?

The the same fucking kid who literally tried

to commit suicide is saying I'd be jealous of him.

I mean, (laughs) this fucking kid.

Yeah, Toad, toss me my phone. (laughs)

(exhales) Hey man, let's just try to bring it back.

Yeah, phone! (chuckles)

(phone scraping)

- What are you doing? - (chuckles) Jealous.

Hey, what are you doing? That's not funny.

Oh, I'm just calling your girl Robin.

Gonna ask her how epic the sex is with Willy Sins over here.

- Stop, hang up. - Oh, it's ringing.

- It's ringing. - Dude, fucking hang up!

(breathes uneasily) We didn't do anything. Okay?

We didn't.

Gotcha! (laughs)

I knew you were lying, gay boy.

Not lying. We, we almost did.

Oh, yeah, almost did it?

What, what'd you miss the hole or something?

My brain was all over the place, and, um,

(breathes uneasily) she's going through her own shit,

and, ah, (sighs) I, I don't know.

It was depressing me. I, I felt bad for her.

You went soft on her.

No fucking way! You really are gay!

- Shut the fuck up. - Hey, someone get gay boy

over here some toppings for his soft serve.

- (Toad and Spanky laughing) - It's not funny.

Look, ladies and gents, we got the original Kohr Bro

in the house tonight. (laughs)

Give him a round of applause. Come on.

Yeah. (Jizz and Toad applaud)

Calculator trick, every time.

(Will panting) (tense music)

(keys jangling)

(key scraping)

(door slams)

Jesus! Fuck!

What is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you?

(Will sobbing)

What the fuck is wrong with you?

(tense music continues)

(engine rumbling)

(paper rustling) (printer whirring)

(soft dramatic music) (footsteps thudding)

(fork scraping)

(footsteps thudding)

(Ed sighs)

(door clicks)

(faucet running)

(footsteps pattering)

Rob? Hey, Robin.

(footsteps pattering)

(fist pounding)

(insects chittering)

(Will breathing uneasily)

(Will knocking)

(Will sighs)

(door clicks and creaks)

- Will. - Who is it?

Don't worry, honey. It's will Davey.

Hey, Will. What's going on, bud?

What are you doing here?

Well, what?

- Don't fucking call me that. - Whoa, whoa, Will.

Why do you have that?

Why me?

What? What, what do you mean?

Will, Will, why do you have that?

Why me?

Will, what?

(cries) You really fucked me up.

[Mr. Greene] Will, what?

I was like nine.

- Fucking nine! - You're not

- thinking straight. - What did you see in me?

I mean, what was it about me?

- You're being crazy, Will. - I'm not fucking crazy.

You're fucking weird.

All this shit is so fucked because of you!

That's not fair, Will.

We, we can we can talk this out, bud.

(will breathes sharpy)

(gun clattering)

Will, you're not gonna shoot me.

Will. (Will breathes uneasily)

(trigger clicks) (Mr. Greene gasping)

Oh my God.

It doesn't fucking work.

(sniffing) I tested it the other day. You know?

I was gonna use it to blow my brains out,

but it doesn't fucking work.

(Will cries)

It doesn't fucking work! (trigger clicking)

- (gun blasting) - Fuck!

(Will gasping) (car alarm blaring)

(dog barking)

Oh my God, Andrew, what was that? Was that a gun?

Are you okay? I'll call the cops.

No, no! Just, it's nothing, it's okay, it's okay.

- What, what, what happened? - Just get in the house.

Get inside. (tires screeching)

[Mrs. Greene] Are you bleeding?

(engine rumbling) (Will panting)

(tense music)

You're worth it. You're worth it.

You're worth it. You're worth it. (breathes heavily)

(Will humming "If I Ever Fall In Love Again" by Shai)

(Will humming continues)

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ But I was caught up, ah, in physical attraction ♪

♪ Ooh, but to my satisfaction ♪ (Will breathing heavily)

♪ Baby you were more than just a phrase ♪

- (door clicks) - Hey, dude.

You're home early. (soft piano music)

(clock ticking)

(floor creaking)

[Will's Mom] Did you have fun with the guys?

Yeah.

That's great.

(puzzle pieces pattering)

(soft piano music continues)

(messages dinging) (tense music)

(birds chirping)

(footsteps thudding)

(toilet seat tapping)

(water splashes) (phone clattering)

(shorts rustling)

(urine trickling)

(birds chirping)

(toilet paper rustling)

(shorts rustling)

(birds chirping)

(paper rustling)

(fridge door clattering)

(jar clacking)

(lid clicking)

(Robin slurps and swallows)

(lid clicking)

(jar clacking)

(footsteps thudding)

(birds chirping)

(Robin swallows and breathes uneasily)

(birds chirping)

(hair rustling)

(Robin swallowing)

(footsteps thudding) (soft dramatic music)

(machine whirring)

(Robin panting)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(machine squeaks and whirs)

(Robin panting)

(machine beeping)

(Robin panting)

(footsteps tapping)

(Robin breathing heavily)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(drawer opens)

(footsteps thudding)

(faucet running)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(Robin gasps and groans)

(scalpel clinking)

(Robin breathing heavily)

(cries) Fuck.

Fuck. (sobbing)

(water sloshing)

Dad!

Dad!

(gasps) Dad! (phone clattering)

(Robin sobbing)

(body thuds) (birds chirping)

(tense music)

(water bubbling)

(tense music continues)

[Robin On Voicemail] Hey, you've reached a girl.

If you're part of the problem, hang up right now.

If you're part of the solution, maybe just text instead.

This isn't 2001. Okay, peace.

The mailbox is full. I cannot...

(students chattering)

(slurps) Mm.

[Speaker On Audiobook] Your daughter's life.

The fact of the matter is that hormones,

(phone buzzing) emotion and menstruation

come right alongside her day to day struggles.

- There are bound to be - Hello?

[Speaker On Audiobook] some situations, men just don't...

- This is Robin's father. - So when you don't know

the answers to your daughter's questions,

- Uh-huh. - Look for them.

She's not there? (phone dings)

(students chattering)

[Student] Like this guy's from another planet.

Hey, what is that?

No, no. You're gonna show me what you were looking at.

- It's nothing, man. - Is it Tattle?

Why were you looking at me? Is it about me?

Yeah, but, but it wasn't us though. I swear.

(Will breathing uneasily)

Dude, that's my phone.

(phone bangs)

Oh, fuck. Not again.

- (tense music) - It's the king

- of soft-serve! - Fro-Yo Baggins.

Hey, it's gay boy. (fist whacks)

(Spanky groaning)

Pills, dude! What the actual fuck is going on?

(Spanky breathing heavily)

(Spanky groaning)

I'm sorry. I, I'm sorry.

(Spanky groaning)

O.J., I'm sorry. Are you okay?

(Spanky breathing heavily)

I'm sorry. I, I shouldn't have done that.

You hit like a lame bitch.

(both laughing)

(Spanky groaning)

- (soft dramatic music) - How's it look?

(retches) Ah, God, you're, it's fucking broken.

Jizz, we're gonna need a tampon.

Grab my phone. I need a pic of this.

So sorry, man.

Nah, I definitely deserved that.

Fuck. Sorry about everything I said, man.

I love the shit out of you, brother.

I love you too, man.

(laughs) Hey, Sauce. You want your shot now too?

No. (retches) (group laughing)

Dude, I would not fuck with pills.

Freaking Superman punched your ass, Spanks.

Hey, how about my iron chin, though?

- I took that shit like champ. - No way, dude.

Pills rocked your ass. (chuckles)

Hey, would you, um, mind deleting

that thing you wrote on Tattle?

Dude, it wasn't even me.

Uh, that's, that's my bad dude.

I'll, ah, I'll delete that when we get back.

Fuck you, Toad. (Toad laughing)

(soft dramatic music)

- Ooh, whoa! - Get you!

(crows cawing)

(birds chirping)

(keys jangling)

- (door clicks and thuds) - Robi?

(crows cawing)

(Ed whimpering) Okay, okay, okay.

Okay. (sobbing)

Oh. You're okay. (whimpering)

(door clicks)

Okay. You're gonna be okay.

You're gonna be okay. Yes.

(Ed breathing heavily)

(crows cawing)

It's okay. It's okay. (breathes heavily)

Okay. Okay.

(door slams)

(Ed panting)

She's gonna be, be okay.

Gonna be okay. (door clicks)

Be okay, she's gonna be okay. (door slams)

(engine rumbling)

[Robin On Voicemail] Hey, you've reached your girl.

If you're part of the problem, hang up right now.

If you're part of the solution, maybe just text instead.

This isn't 2001. Okay, peace.

Hey, you've reached your girl.

If you're part of the problem, hang up right now.

If you're part of the solution, maybe just text instead.

This isn't 2001. Okay, peace.

It's all in the neck. That's the thing about steak.

- It's not soft, it's rrr! - Hey, you've reached

your girl.

If you're part of the problem, hang up right now.

If you're part of the solution,

maybe just text instead. (Spanky chattering)

This isn't 2001.

So instead of doing a traditional exam today,

I'm going to actually be doing a mock trial.

So half of you're going to be on the prosecution.

(phone ringing) Excuse me.

(receiver clacks) Hello.

(soft dramatic music)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(officer chattering) (phone ringing)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(door clicks and creaks)

(clock ticking)

Will, right?

Have a seat from me, please.

Will, I'm Officer Rosen.

Coach Alexander tells me you were close with Robin Young.

Yes. Is she all right?

Will, um, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this,

but Robin took her own life yesterday morning.

(hand rubbing)

Oh, okay.

I'm sorry.

Is it okay if we ask you some questions about her?

(soft dramatic music)

Will? Will?

When was the last time you spoke with Robin?

[Coach Alexander] Maybe we can give him a little time.

[Rosen] Have you had any contact with Robin

from the night before?

Will?

Hey, sit down!

(door clicks and creaks)

Will. (phone ringing)

- Will. - Will.

(muffled chattering)

(gun clattering) Will!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Will! - Look away!

(tense music)

(tense music continues)

(Will sobbing)

I, I didn't shoot. She needs to know I regret it.

Ah, she needs to know! (sobbing)

(soft dramatic music)

(insects chittering) (geese squawking)

(water sloshing)

(Ed crying)

Ah!

I'm fucking listening! Are you happy?

(water splashing)

(Ed sobbing)

Okay.

(Ed sobbing)

(water sloshing)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(geese squawking)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(geese squawking continues)

(traffic whirring)

(birds chirping)

(marker scratching)

(Will breathing uneasily)

(traffic whirring)

(footsteps pattering)

(traffic whirring)

(Will sniffing)

(soft guitar music)

(Will sniffing)

(footsteps pattering)

(footsteps pattering)

(door clicks and slams)

♪ Oh, I can't breathe ♪

♪ There's no place in this world that is meant for me ♪

♪ I, I can't sleep. ♪

♪ But does it feel like God don't care about me ♪

♪ Does it feel like God don't care about me ♪

♪ Oh, Mom and Dad ♪

♪ Swear on my life I gave it all I had ♪

♪ Oh, still in my grieve ♪

♪ I ain't going to make it home today ♪

(birds chirping)

♪ No, I ain't gonna make it home today ♪

♪ I've got fire left in my veins ♪

♪ And part of my heart still feels things ♪

♪ Oh, with thoughts stealing my pain ♪

♪ And I'm gonna try this another day ♪

(soft guitar music continues)

(birds chirping)

♪ I go most days, I don't understand ♪

♪ What it means to be a brother, what it means to be a man ♪

♪ Past six weeks, I spoke to my friends ♪

♪ It's probably my fault they think I'm dead ♪

♪ I lost my pride and I lost my way ♪

♪ This is all times that my father would say ♪

(birds chirping)

♪ Your life's so easy, it ain't worth a damn ♪

♪ Maybe one day I might understand ♪

♪ I've got fire left in my veins ♪

♪ Part of my heart still feels the same ♪

♪ Oh, if I feel it in my veins, yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna try this another day ♪

(birds chirping)

(soft guitar music continues)

♪ I met a young girl ♪

♪ Big brown eyes changed my whole world ♪

♪ Took a journey past the things we knew ♪

♪ Got us a dog and then we set our dues ♪

♪ Whispered to me, do you ever regret ♪

♪ Thinking about if we'd be better off dead ♪

♪ I was thinking the places you worried I'd see ♪

(birds chirping)

♪ But they would never be you and me ♪

♪ They would never be you and ♪

(soft guitar music continues)