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[Bass thumping]
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Extra Wet Double Soaker
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with a side of Drippy Fries,
and hurry.
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I have to drive
through residential areas
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and wake people up
with my tiny--big engine.
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[Revs engine, tires squeal]
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Ugh! Come on!
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[Honks horn]
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Goose: Honk!
Man: Ugh.
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Get out of the way, goose!
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Goose: Honk!
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Dunh! God! Ugh! So lame!
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You better not mess up
my bumper when I run you over,
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or I'm gonna--
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[Revs engine]
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Goose: Honk.
Man: Ugh!
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[Grunting]
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[Crack]
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Aah!
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[Screaming, goose honking]
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[Sounds stop]
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[Bass thumping]
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-Cool car.
-Honk!
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[Theme music playing]
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[Glass breaks]
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Martinez:
So today I would like to--
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Flute: What's going on?
Is this a religious service,
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an AA meeting, a roast?
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If so, I've got some
good material.
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Ahem. Wynona's been
sampled by so many DJs
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Spotify should send her
a royalty.
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Flute, these are
the new morning meetings
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we'll be having
now that I'm the chief.
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Did you not get the invite?
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Oh, I got your invite,
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and then I wiped my butt with it
and threw it in the trash.
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I sent it in an e-mail.
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Which is why I need
a new laptop.
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Sit down and put
your sandwich away!
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Now that I'm in charge,
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things will be different
around here.
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According to my new book
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on Steve Jobs' leadership style,
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the key to running a tight ship
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is to think different
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while wearing the same outfit
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over and over again
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until it smells terrible.
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Also, I will no longer
be acknowledging
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my first child.
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Why are we changing things?
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I mean, this place ran
just fine before.
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back me up on how stupid
your new boss
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is being, Summers.
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Summers: Uh, Summers
isn't here right now.
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Please leave a message. Boop!
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Flute: Oh. Hey, Summers.
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Sorry I missed you,
but don't you agree
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things ran just fine back when--
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Summers:
The voice mailbox is full
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and does not want to take sides.
Good-bye.
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Dispatch: Body found
in the Soakers parking lot.
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Martinez: Team, let's go!
Flute: I'm on the case!
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Dispatch: Can we talk about
getting me a window in here?
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D-did you leave already?
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That's right.
I wouldn't know
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because I don't have a window!
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Hi. I'm Harmony.
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I'll be chaperoning
your field trip today
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to City Hall.
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I never went to middle school
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because I was raised
in the wild,
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so I am super excited
to finally see
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what sixth grade is all about.
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I hope my boobs don't look
like that when I'm 60.
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Harmony: I'm 38!
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So is my court-appointed
therapist.
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Oh, that little bitch!
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I'm obsessed. Who is she?
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That's Khaleesi.
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She's the coolest girl
in our class.
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Rumor has it
she's dating a ghost
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who's in high school.
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She was so mean to me,
yet all I want to do
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is whatever she wants
so that she'll like me.
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-What's happening?
-Welcome to middle school.
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As you know,
the legal voting age
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in this country is 18 and over
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except in Grimsburg,
where our constitution
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clearly states voters
must be under the age of 18.
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While most believe
this was a simple typo,
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unfortunately
our 23rd amendment
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is "no take backs,"
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so with election season
upon us--
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Harmony: Nerd alert!
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[Camera clicking]
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Hey, Wynona.
Did you see how stupid
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Martinez look with
her new professional pantsuit
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and professional hairdo
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and professional lack
of laughter
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when I put my butt up
to the drive-thru mic
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and ordered 3 medium...
[Farts]
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and a large chocolate...
[Farts twice]
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Don't drag me into your office
hate affair with Martinez.
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This is why I hang
with dead people.
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They don't put me in the middle
unless I pose them that way.
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Kang: Look. Things have changed,
and you need to accept that
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because this little spat
between you two
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is destroying the office vibe,
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a vibe I've worked
tirelessly to cultivate.
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I didn't put that
cactus agave candle
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in the bathroom
to have you ruin it.
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Fix your beef with Martinez.
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There's nothing wrong
with my beef.
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My beef is fine.
Her beef stinks.
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I just want to go back to
the old system
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where I do what I want
when I want, how I want
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why I want, where I want,
who I want, whom I want,
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and the lesser known but equally
effective whomst I want.
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New rule! No more crime minds!
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[Smack]
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The crime mind
is my whole thing.
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Without it, I'm just
the best-looking detective
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in the office.
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Whomst do you think you arst?
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Martinez: I arst your bosst,
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which means I make the rules,
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so from now on,
we wear gloves
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when handling evidence.
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And what happens if I do this
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or this or this?
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Muh?
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Ehhn, ehhn, ehnn!
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OK. That's it.
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Now, what are you gonna do, huh,
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yell at me, call me a doofus,
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curse me out in that
other language you speak?
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No. I'm going to write you up
for insubordination.
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Flute: Err.
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Server: Here's your 3 medium...
[Farts]
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and one chocolate...
[Farts twice]
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sir.
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Dilquez:
Welcome, child voters!
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Y'all bussin'. Bible. Heh heh.
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Now my pollsters say you
are a swing grade
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for me in this election,
and I respect that.
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No cap,
which is why I'll prove I'm
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the only candidate who will
fight for you in Fortnite
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so that we can build
something great
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in Minecraft
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and together we can tear
down any Roblox
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that get in our way.
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Now let's get to
the real pandering.
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Children, please say hello to...
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What the?!
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If you'll excuse me
for a moment.
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Oh. Hey, Harmony.
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He and I used to do it.
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It's OK. His wife knew.
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She sometimes watched,
but then I was over it,
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and now Mrs. Dilquez
and I are best friends.
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Adult sex is complicated.
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You're so mother. I love it.
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You're with us today.
Take this.
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Skates: It's made
of substitute teacher hair.
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[Sniffs]
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I can smell their fear of you.
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Martinez: It gives me
no pleasure punishing you.
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I look orgasmic
for other reasons.
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Flute: Oh, yeah? Well, I can
write stuff down, too.
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Mayor, thank God you're here.
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I'm filing a report on Martinez.
It's all there.
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My goose is loose,
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and youse twos need to find
that goose,
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so vamoose!
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I just watched "The Lorax."
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We're kind of
on a murder investigation.
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Isn't this a job
for animal control?
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Sorry, but Frank
and the gang
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have their hands full
this week
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with another wacky
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but emotionally grounded
adventure,
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so you need to find him,
and be careful.
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My goose is...special.
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I'll find your goose,
but if I do,
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Martinez can no longer be
my boss.
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Martinez: Mayor, would you
please explain to Flute
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that the reason I got this job
over him is because--
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Dilquez: I don't care
about your departmental
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squibble-squabbles,
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so whoever finds my goose
can have
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whatever they want.
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Oh, and if neither
of you find him,
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you're both fired.
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Both: We accept
your wild goose chase.
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I'm gonna make you
the smartest goose.
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It's a low bar,
but we're passing it.
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-Honk.
-Shh!
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Honk!
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[Librarian grunting]
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[Goose grunting]
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[Librarian groaning]
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[Screaming]
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Woman: Shh!
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Librarian, whispering: Aah!
Not the eyes.
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I need them for reading
because I'm a librarian! Aah!
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Time to get that goose,
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which will get Martinez's goose,
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and then things will be back
to the glorious,
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gooseless,
godless way it was before.
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Summers: Let's go,
you silly goose.
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I'm sorry.
That was in poor taste.
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-I'm doing this alone.
-Great!
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Everyone else is on my team.
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Flute: What? That's not fair.
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I want a team, too.
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Marvin: You just want them
because I have them.
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Flute: Uh, no doy!
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That's how
petty jealousy works.
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Ugh. I'm sorry.
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Would you mind stepping
on a chair?
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My back is killing me today.
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Martinez: I'm the boss.
You come down to me.
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Flute: Fine.
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[Grunting]
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You can't tell me what to do!
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Kang: Hey, hey!
We've got a better chance
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of saving the vibe
and catching the goose
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if we all work together.
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Exactly.
Together on separate teams
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pitted against each other.
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Let's pick.
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[Grunting]
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Ladies
and whatever you are first.
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Kang!
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Summers: Ooh, ooh!
Can I have a second
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to practice my surprise face
when you pick me over Wynona?
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Ooh!
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Wynona: But I don't want to be
on anybody's team.
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I want to be neutral
like Switzerland
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or journalists
before the 1990s.
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Summers...
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you're with me.
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Don't worry. You'll be
my man on the inside.
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Team Secret Flute.
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Summers:
Ooh! Do we get code names?
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Flute: I'm already
regretting this.
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Summers: And I'm Dr. Marzipan.
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These are the giant scissors
I used to cut
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the ribbon for the mall
that burned down.
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Ah! I are used to open
the casino that exploded.
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This. Oh, this!
Oh, my God! This one's--
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Khaleesi: Where's the cool
thing you promised us?
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Harmony: Yeah, we're sick
of this. We want...
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Taylor's version!
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Uh, almost ready,
but first, my wife.
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[Machinery whirs]
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Ha ha ha. Good one, honey.
259
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Moving on.
260
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,880
Harmony:
I'm in with the cool crowd.
261
00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,620
We're wearing the wrong jeans.
I'll fill you in later.
262
00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,190
Stan: During the last election,
you replaced
263
00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,190
all of Grimsburg's subways
with zip lines to make
264
00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:03,030
public transportation, quote,
"Greener and super rizzed up."
265
00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,040
Have they actually
lowered emissions
266
00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,340
even though the busses
you take to the top
267
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,780
run on diesel?
268
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,820
Uh...who wants to see
an execution, huh?
269
00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:18,670
[Librarian sobbing]
270
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,500
Flute:
Afternoon, crying book officer.
271
00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:21,870
Tell me everything you know.
272
00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:23,910
Librarian: I already told
the other detectives
273
00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,810
the goose attacked me
after I caught it reading.
274
00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:28,320
Wait! Are you trying
to tell me that
275
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,920
Martinez beat us here?
276
00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,630
Great job, Wynona!
Now I'm gonna lose
277
00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:32,960
because you're slowing me down
278
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,800
like Matt Damon
slows down Ben Affleck.
279
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,300
Hey. I didn't ask to be
a part of this,
280
00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,970
so stop taking your frustrations
out on me and Matt Damon.
281
00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,410
He's clearly the alpha
in that relationship.
282
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,680
It's true.
283
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,080
Ugh. Whatever.
We're wasting time.
284
00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:47,620
We got to find out what
Martinez knows!
285
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,360
All right?
One of them is a superhero,
286
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:50,560
and the other one bought a zoo.
287
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,270
Come on!
288
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,580
Where are you going next,
goosey?
289
00:10:56,710 --> 00:10:58,140
[Cell phone vibrates]
290
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,680
Hello, Already Regretting This.
291
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:01,950
Go for Dr. Marzipan.
292
00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:03,790
Flute: 'Sup?
My team's doing great.
293
00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:04,860
We basically solved it,
so we're just chilling,
294
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,600
looking at Zillow porn.
295
00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:07,930
Found a castle
in Idaho for 90 grand.
296
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,800
Thinking about it,
but while I got you,
297
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,470
tell me everything
Martinez knows.
298
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:12,540
Martinez:
Who are you talking to?
299
00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:13,680
Summers: Aah!
300
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:16,310
Uh, my best friend Clarinet.
301
00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:17,680
You wouldn't know him.
302
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,220
He's a single dad
with a drinking problem,
303
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,530
who thinks I didn't see
him cry over a hot dog
304
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:22,990
he dropped at a baseball game.
305
00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,800
Flute: It cost $12 and was
in a souvenir bun.
306
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,540
Martinez: I can't believe
you betrayed me.
307
00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:31,880
Flute: Don't worry, Summers.
308
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,580
I could use a guy like you
on my team.
309
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,880
Wynona is being
a total Matt Damon.
310
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:35,990
Martinez:
I'm fine with those apples.
311
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,720
Wynona, want to join my team?
312
00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,930
I'll let you take
a body home this week.
313
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,800
Wynona: Ugh! Why can't we just
get along
314
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,930
like the fire department
315
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,600
and make sexy calendars together
316
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,470
like a real
public safety office?
317
00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:47,740
[Crying]
318
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,610
Kang: Well,
you two finally did it.
319
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,850
You killed the vibe.
320
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,350
Martinez:
You can't kill a vibe.
321
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:53,620
It's not even real.
322
00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,120
Not real, not real?
323
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:57,730
Then why would Spencer's Gifts
sell a vibe meter?
324
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,500
We're at a two,
325
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,510
so now I have to go save
the vibe
326
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:04,140
and find this goose without you.
327
00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,910
Summers:
Well, at least you still got me.
328
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,050
Martinez and Flute: Get out!
329
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,090
Dispatch: Truck explosion
at the bread crumb factory.
330
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,790
Assailant described
as short, white,
331
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,360
and covered in feathers.
332
00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:15,330
My God! Bjork is back.
333
00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:16,900
Dispatch: Not this time.
334
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,770
Reports are it's a goose
who was last seen flying south
335
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:21,110
towards the Grimsburg
Piescraper.
336
00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:26,290
Not that I could see it in here.
337
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:29,030
All I can see is a 1998
"Dilbert a Day" calendar,
338
00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:31,670
and I'm starting
to find it funny.
339
00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,230
Help me!
340
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,070
Stan:
And in regards to fracking,
341
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,910
what did you mean when you said
342
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,120
"Unprotected fracking is fine
if they look clean"?
343
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,990
Stan, can I see you
in my office?
344
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,090
We got this
345
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,530
As long as he doesn't have
one of those
346
00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,170
Matt Lauer desk buttons.
347
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,340
Dilquez: All right.
Who sent you?
348
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,770
The opposition, the news?
349
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,980
Is your cape a camera?
350
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,250
That's actually very plush.
351
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,180
Who makes this?
352
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,420
I just want to be
an informed voter.
353
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,190
Why? The system is what it is,
354
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:03,560
and we just choose a new bozo
to pop at the top,
355
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,060
and I want to stay that bozo.
356
00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:06,700
I'll give you whatever
you want to stop
357
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,840
this informed nonsense.
358
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,210
Now, this is real politics,
Stanatee!
359
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,850
Greased palms
and backdoor deals!
360
00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,790
Tell him we want
arson legalized.
361
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,590
Kang: Mayor, we need to talk.
362
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,830
Your goose is reading,
363
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,600
committing random acts
of violence,
364
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,970
and ruining my work vibe.
365
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,800
Look. I've got
an election to win,
366
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,980
and what do children love most?
367
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,440
Summers: Macaroni.
Wynona: Ritualistic violence.
368
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,110
Dilquez: Talking animals,
369
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,090
so I went on the dark web
and got the goose,
370
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:34,020
one of those limitless pills
from that movie,
371
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,860
but I worried it
might not be real
372
00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:37,600
because, you know,
it's just a movie,
373
00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:38,900
so I also gave him some
374
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000
CPH4 pills
from the movie "Lucy,"
375
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,510
a few red pills
from "The Matrix,"
376
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,910
and everything they took
in "The Wolf of Wall Street."
377
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:48,890
So you made a "Limitless"
"Lucy" talking goose?
378
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,320
Khaleesi: A talking goose?
379
00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:54,060
[Cheering]
380
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,500
Called it.
381
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,020
Flute: The Grimsburg Piescraper,
382
00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,760
the pie factory in the sky
that the mayor built
383
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,030
after misunderstanding
what it meant
384
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,030
to promise voters
that very thing.
385
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:12,770
Martinez: I can't believe we
have to work for that idiot.
386
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,470
Flute: Now you know how I feel.
387
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:17,740
[Goose honking]
388
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:19,050
Honk.
389
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,680
Martinez: Here, Mother Goose!
Come on!
390
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,120
There you go!
391
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,920
We're like the same size,
same size, same team.
392
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,260
Flute: No, no, no, come to me.
393
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,060
I've got a pocket full
of scratch-offs
394
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,030
I can't tell if I won
and this sandwich
395
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,900
somebody wouldn't let me eat.
396
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,770
Wait. Hey, little birdie
honk honk.
397
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,640
You like hoagie honk honk?
398
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,450
Wait, Flute! Don't!
399
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,560
I think that goose killed
the guy at the drive-thru?
400
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:45,500
Flute: Killer goose? Nice try.
401
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:46,900
Ha! I win.
402
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,310
Thank you, mayor's goose.
403
00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:52,780
Goose: Oh.
I'm the mayor's goose?
404
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,320
Flute: What's wrong, Martinez?
405
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,820
Jealous the goose isn't asking
you ominous questions?
406
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,660
Agh! Talking goose.
407
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,930
Now it all makes sense.
408
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,330
The mayor made me.
409
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,770
He is responsible
for who I have become,
410
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,940
and now he must take
responsibility
411
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,850
for what I must do.
412
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,550
Martinez: What the--
413
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,800
[Wings flapping]
414
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,270
Flute:
Well, there goes our goose.
415
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:24,680
Martinez:
No, there goes our jobs.
416
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,250
Starting to wish that was Bjork.
417
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,450
Flute: Are you, though?
Martinez: No. You're right.
418
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,560
Martinez: The goose is headed
to City Hall.
419
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:35,670
To the stairs!
420
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:36,870
Flute: Stairs? There's no time.
421
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,370
We have to jump.
It's way faster.
422
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,140
Look for a French café awning
we can bounce off of.
423
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,380
Yoooou doofus!
[Poof]
424
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,820
There she is. I thought
I'd never see you again
425
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,990
after you sold out.
426
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,360
How did I sell out?
427
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,890
Reading all your
management books and wearing
428
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,090
that stupid power suit.
429
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,400
You look like you're cosplaying
430
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,230
as a ladies'
college basketball coach.
431
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,070
You know what? I don't love
this outfit either,
432
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,610
but at least I don't
look like I'm smuggling
433
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,980
a basketball under my shirt.
434
00:15:58,110 --> 00:15:59,880
Really? A fat joke
in this climate?
435
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,520
Grow up. Oh, wait,
you already tried that?
436
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,120
-That's a short joke!
-Those are still in play.
437
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,630
No one's made a stink
about those yet.
438
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:09,400
Martinez: Speaking of stink...
Flute: Don't you dare.
439
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,740
This is Russell by Kurt for
Kurt Russell Cologne, stupid.
440
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,140
Martinez: Me stupid? You stupid!
441
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,880
I thought the stupidest
thing in town
442
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,980
was the mayor's Piescraper
until I met you.
443
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,250
Flute: That's about
the stupidest thing
444
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,160
I've ever heard
because everyone knows
445
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,590
the stupidest thing in town
is the mayor's zipline.
446
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,030
Wait. What did you say?
447
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,470
Flute: I said that's
the stupidest thing
448
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,400
I've ever heard.
449
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,140
-No, the other thing.
-Russell by Kurt?
450
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,910
There was the basketball thing.
Teeth?
451
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,110
Martinez: No, the zip line.
452
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,360
-I figured it out!
-I said it first!
453
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,130
No, you said it,
but I put it together.
454
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,430
How can you figure it out?
It was my idea.
455
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,000
-You're so sad.
-You're mental.
456
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,270
Goose, goose, goose, goose!
457
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,040
All right. We're gonna have
to pay off this kids.
458
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,910
Cash, candy, and a sip of beer.
459
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,180
You know the drill.
460
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,480
Goose: Mayor Dilquez.
461
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,160
[Cheering]
462
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:57,960
Yes, yes. My gift to you,
a talking goose.
463
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,070
[Click]
464
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,430
Please don't kill me.
465
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,170
Goose: I cannot kill you
because I need you.
466
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,620
Where once I was happy
to eat moss and bugs in a lake,
467
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:11,090
now I look upon those joys
with confusion and disdain.
468
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,160
I dream of ignorance.
469
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,230
Make me a goose again.
470
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,540
Look, I wish I could
change you back,
471
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,910
but I just can't.
472
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,010
They didn't make a movie
called "Limitless Less."
473
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,550
[Whooshing]
474
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,720
Flute: Hands up!
475
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,320
Feathers up? Wings?
476
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,930
Goose: Change me back,
or he gets it.
477
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,190
Oh, yeah, goose?
478
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,230
Well, two can play at that game.
479
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,670
Put your gun down,
or she gets it.
480
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:35,770
Harmony: Oh, OK.
481
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,010
[Murmuring]
482
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,210
Why? She means nothing to me.
483
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,220
Flute: Join the club.
She means nothing to me, too.
484
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,020
I mean, she used to
before she got all boring
485
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,460
and started dressing
like Pat Summitt.
486
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,360
Martinez: Wait. Used to?
What do you mean by that?
487
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,840
-Elaborate.
-I would never.
488
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,070
How about now?
489
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,540
[Indistinct chatter]
490
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,210
Flute: Fine. Ever since
I lost this promotion,
491
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,050
I feel like I've lost
my best enemy.
492
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,620
I miss us.
493
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,490
Martinez: So you're not jealous
that I'm the chief?
494
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,360
Flute: No. I just want you to be
a detective again
495
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,400
so we can go back to
spiting each other as equals.
496
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,940
Everything is weird now.
Not like you'd care.
497
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,370
Martinez: Maybe I do!
498
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,940
Flute: Then prove it, hotshot.
499
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,280
[Murmuring]
500
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,150
Martinez: OK, fine.
I miss it, too.
501
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,850
My love language is hate,
502
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:17,020
but there's nothing we can do!
503
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,860
Flute: Why not? We--wait.
504
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,190
I think I need the gun again.
505
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,730
Summers: You can have mine.
506
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,000
Martinez: No. We're good.
507
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,240
-Why not?
-Because I'm your boss now.
508
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,870
I can't fight with you anymore.
509
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,010
Can't you see that?
510
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,350
Kang: Enough!
511
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,050
Can't you see that fighting
is what
512
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,590
makes you both better?
513
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,990
Martinez: We have no idea what
you're talking about.
514
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,230
Kang: How about now, punks?
515
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,230
Khaleesi: Whoa!
What's going on actually?
516
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,700
Flute: He's right.
Once we started fighting,
517
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,870
we figured out how to get
off that Piescraper,
518
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,780
but if we can't fight anymore,
519
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,580
then I'm done with this...
520
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:50,050
and the this I'm referring
to is living.
521
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,420
[All gasp]
522
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,230
Martinez: No, Flute!
Don't do it!
523
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,900
I know everything seems
different
524
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,330
now, but--but--
525
00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,170
Goose: But nothing...
has changed.
526
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,740
-What?
-Just because someone
527
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,180
is different does not mean
everything must change.
528
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,850
Even though I am now
all knowing,
529
00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:10,260
it does not mean I cannot still
be a goose and eat breadcrumbs
530
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:13,840
or lunge at an unsupervised
toddler in the park.
531
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,310
So just because she's my boss...
532
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:20,680
Doesn't mean
we can't hate each other.
533
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,320
Flute: I hate you, always will.
534
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,090
Martinez: And I wish you had
pulled that trigger
535
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,060
and killed yourself...doofus.
536
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,830
All: Aw!
537
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,080
No. By the power vested in me
by the hard-working children
538
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,580
of this city,
I hereby pardon him
539
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,090
because I cannot kill
the goose that lays
540
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,590
the golden egg of truth.
541
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,060
I guess the only thing
that I really care about
542
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,800
in politics is compassion.
543
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:52,980
Khaleesi: O.M. God. He's crying?
544
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,920
What a loser baby.
545
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:58,220
I know this will end my time
as a popular sixth grader,
546
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,660
but that loser baby is my baby,
547
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,700
and I am so mother,
his mother, a mother.
548
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,940
I don't even know if I'm
saying any of this right,
549
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,180
but you know what?
550
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,910
I don't care.
551
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,730
Khaleesi: Not caring?
That is so father.
552
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,300
Dispatch: Body found
at the corner of Diane Lane
553
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,540
and Peekaboo Street.
554
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,840
-Team, let's move!
-I'm on the case!
555
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,150
Wynona: Uh-oh.
556
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,380
Are Mom and Dad gonna fight?
557
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,720
Nope. Good job today, numbnuts.
558
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:32,730
It's actually numbnut,
and thank you.
559
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,400
Vibes so good
I don't even have to check.
560
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,900
Flute: Team, let's move.
561
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,710
Take the lead, chief.
562
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,890
Heh heh.
563
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,440
Goose: And while I never
consented
564
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,480
to the changes thrust upon me,
565
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,350
I now see that change
often brings us
566
00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:03,490
into a new light.
567
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:09,170
You know, like how they change
the Batmans all the time.
568
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,500
-Oh.
-Ah. I see.
569
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,910
Which is why today I announce
570
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,410
my candidacy for mayor,
571
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:20,760
and together,
we will demand change.
572
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:27,170
Now that's
a cool promise--change.
573
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,710
Can we go now?
I'm so frickin' bored.
574
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,820
Voice: Bento.
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