All language subtitles for 03 The Mummy 3 Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor 2008 English

The Mummy 3 Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor 2008 English

[NARRATOR] Long ago, a mythic
battle between good and evil

played out in ancient China.

The country was
torn by civil war,

with many kingdoms
struggling for land and power.

But one king had
a ruthless ambition

to make himself
emperor by the sword.

[CLEARING THROAT]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[NARRATOR] The other rulers hired
assassins to kill the King

before he could
conquer them all.

[GRUNTING]

[SWORDS CLASH ING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[NARRATOR] Kingdom by kingdom, his army
swept away everything in its path,

and anyone who
resisted met a terrible fate.

The country was his.

He was now Emperor
of All Under Heaven.

He enslaved his
conquered enemies

and forced them to
build his Great Wall.

When they were dead or useless,

he had them buried beneath it.

The Emperor's mystics taught him

mastery over the five elements,

fire, water, earth,
wood and metal.

His power seemed without limit.

He was master of millions,

but like the lowliest peasant,
he could not stop growing old.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[NARRATOR] He needed to defeat
his last enemy, death itself.

One day, news came
of a powerful witch

who was rumoured to know
the secret to eternal life.

He ordered General Ming,
his oldest friend

and trusted ally, to find her.

The witch was named Zi Yuan,

and she was nothing
like the General expected.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[NARRATOR] On the western border
stood the Monastery of Turf an.

There was housed the greatest
library in the ancient world,

and Zi Yuan was sure the secret
to eternal life was here.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[NARRATOR] It was the
long lost oracle bones,

a collection of all the mystical
secrets of the ancient world.

The Emperor's answer was here along
with other magic beyond imagining.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[CHANTING IN SANSKRIT]

[NARRATOR] She cast
the spell in Sanskrit,

an ancient language that the
Emperor did not understand.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[EXCLAIMING]

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

[SHOUTING]

[EMPEROR GRUNTING IN PAIN]

[NARRATOR] The curse
must never be lifted,

or the Emperor will rise again
to enslave all of mankind.

On that dark day, there will be
nothing and no one to save us.

You can run, but you can't hide.

One o'clock.

Ten o'clock, one o'clock.
Ten o'clock, one...

And this is something
for grown men to do?

[EXCLAIMING IN PAIN]

[GRUNTING] Come on.

[SCREAMS]

Bite on this.

Evy, I'm home!

Mrs. O'Connell is at
her book reading, sir.

She'll be home for dinner.

Oh, right. Well, that's great,
'cause we're having fish.

You didn't think I'd
catch anything, did you?

I had the utmost
confidence, sir.

[JAMESON] There's
a hook in your neck, sir.

Shall I fetch the wire cutters?

[RICK] Fall back! Follow me!

Move! Move! Move! Move!

[EVELYN] Now safely
aboard the airship

with the mummy
finally vanquished,

Dash swept
Scarlet into his arms.

Oh, God, Scarlet,
I thought I'd lost you.

For a moment there, you did.

Bathed in rays
of golden sunlight,

our heroes sealed their reunion

with a kiss of timeless passion,

their love deeper
and truer than ever.

Mrs. O'Connell,
we're all dying to know,

is the Scarlet O'Keefe
character really based on you?

Honestly, I can say she's a
completely different person.

Any more questions?
[WOMAN] Mrs. O'Connell...

Mrs. O'Connell,
is your life today

as exciting as it
was before the war?

[SIGHS]

I wish my life were
that exciting now.

[MAN] Will there be another
book in the series?

[WOMAN 2] Do you believe
in happy endings?

[EXHALES]

Isn't this blissful?

Dinner at home.

Hmm.

Every night.

Every night.

Here's to retirement.

May we stay this happy forever.

[GULPS]

Still no letter from Alex.

I've sent him three
in the last month.

Yeah, well, what do you expect?

The only time we ever
hear from that kid

is when he's getting kicked out of
college or he needs more money.

I'm sure he's just
buried in his studies.

So, how did your
book reading go?

Oh, fine. Thank you.

Until they asked me, When will
there be another Mummy adventure?

Yeah, but you did promise
the publisher a third book.

I know.

But I spend my nights staring at a
blank page, completely blocked.

We could skip dinner,
and I could

attempt to inspire you upstairs.

Oh, that's so sweet
of you, darling.

But I'm going to
sit at that typewriter

until something
exciting comes out.

Thank you.

[EXCLAIMING DELIGHTEDLY]

Trout. How lovely!

[JAMESON CLEARS THROAT]

I'm so happy you found a hobby
that doesn't involve guns.

[CRUNCHING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[ALEX] Good. Wilson's back.

You're a couple
days late, Professor.

I was beginning to think
you'd run into bandits.

Oh, my dear fellow,
thank you for the concern.

Are you thirsty?
Oh, yes, please.

Here you go.
Thank you.

You know, when I saw
you standing up there,

I thought I was
looking at your father.

You really are
Rick O'Connell's son.

Yeah, well, hopefully
after today,

he'll be known as
Alex O'Connell's father.

What a powerful face!

When I told my
colleagues at the museum

that you had
discovered the Colossus,

they were thrilled.

Yes, however...

I know.

When am I gonna
get in that tomb?

Don't let the buggers
get you down.

It was you that discovered
the Bembridge journal,

and with it, you'll
discover the Emperor.

I have complete
faith in you, Alex.

Thank you, Professor.

Thanks for believing in me.

[MAN SHOUTS]

Bad Mummy.

Yeah.

Vile Mummy?

[TYPING]

No. Cursed Mummy!

Mysterious Mummy.

Malignant Mummy.

Prepare to die!

Take that!

Ahem.

Rick!

Darling, where are you?

I'm ready to be inspired.

Do you remember the time
the mummy had me tied down?

And you came to
save me and you cut...

No! You tore open
the ropes is what you did,

just as he was
about to plunge his...

[SNORING]

Oh, rats.

[LAUGHS]

Watch out!

Emperor didn't
want any house guests.

Yeah.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Sir Colin Bembridge.

Oh, gee...

He went searching for
this tomb 70 years ago.

They left him like
this as a warning.

Unfortunately, this is not the dead
man that's gonna make us famous.

Let's keep moving.

Look at it, Alex.

Look at it!

[SCREAMING]

Chu Wah!

[WHIMPERING]

[SHOUTS IN MANDARIN]

[PANTING]

- Chu Wah.
- No, no, don't, don't, don't.

Alex, Alex,
they're dead! Come on.

This kind of danger
goes with the territory.

You know that
better than anyone.

Alex!

Yes?
Okay.

Yes?
Yeah.

All right, good chap.
Okay. Good chap.

Oh, Jesus.

All the warriors are
facing in to this point,

as if awaiting an order
from the Emperor.

Well, then, where is he?

Listen, you don't think
some bloody grave robber's

beaten us to the prize, do you?

No, he's still here.

You see, this is
a feng shui compass.

Okay. Now. This...

Okay, this is true north,

but the feng shui compass is
set in the opposite direction.

All right, we
need to realign it.

All right.
All right, here we go.

All right.

[ALEX SCREAMS]

[RAT SQUEAKING]

Alex! Alex,
speak to me!

Are you all right?

Alex!
I'm fine

Tell me, have we
found the Emperor?

Alex!

What is it?

It's only the greatest
find since King Tut!

If he is awakened,
all mortals should despair.

It's definitely him!

[ALEX EXCLAIMS]

Even had his concubines
buried alive with him.

Selfish bastard.

Hey, Professor Wilson, you want
to come down and take a look?

Or are you so overwhelmed
you can't talk?

[THUD]

[GRUNTING]

Wilson!

[PANTING]

Let's go, Professor.

We've got a lot of work to do.

[WILSON] All right.

[FRY] First of all,
I'd just like to say

that the Foreign
Office appreciates

all that you did during the war.

But I've been sent to offer
you one last assignment.

I'm afraid we've retired from the
espionage game, haven't we, dear?

Yeah, we've... We don't do that anymore.
We're finished.

[EVELYN] Not at all.
Completely done.

But just out of curiosity,
what is the mission anyway?

We need you to
courier this to Shanghai.

[EVELYN GASPS]

Nice piece of ice.

It's the Eye of Shangri-La.

If you believe the legend, it points
the way to the Pool of Eternal Life.

It was smuggled
out of China in 1940.

Now, the government would like

to return it to
the Shanghai Museum

as a sign of good faith
to the Chinese people.

And with your expertise in the
field, we naturally thought of you.

Oh, we'd be so flattered.

Oh. But Rick and I, we made a
promise to each other after the war

that we would settle down.

That's right, yeah,
we did, didn't we? We...

I see.

Well, I must admit I am
a little disappointed.

Postwar China is very dangerous.

There are a lot of
factions that would love

to get their hands on
the Eye of Shangri-La.

In lesser hands, the Eye
could be lost forever.

We couldn't let
that happen, could we?

No, that could be
bad for the world.

The world... Terrible.
Yeah.

You know, she has a brother
who lives in Shanghai.

Jonathan!
Yes.

He owns a nightclub,
if I'm not mistaken.

We have been meaning
to visit. We could...

We should...
drop in and surprise him.

Say hello.
Why not?

Does this mean we can count
on you one last time?

Yes.

[CAR HONKING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

There we are.

Here's to you, Princess.

And Imhotep.

May the bugger
actually stay dead.

[TOASTING IN RUSSIAN]

Ding-dong.

Hi, can you buy a drink for me?

Excuse me. Alex! Alex!
You're back again.

Come here, Alex.
Let me get you a drink.

Smooth special for the pup, huh?

The explorer.

[LAUGHS]

Make that two.

Sorry, Uncle Jon,
but I got a better offer.

[JONATHAN] No, no, Alex.
No, look.

Listen, how can I...
Come here.

To put it in
archaeological terms,

that's a tomb in which
many pharaohs have lain.

Now, listen, listen, just think
about me for a moment, all right?

Your discovery will go
public in a few days,

and your parents
are sure to find out.

They're not gonna be happy you've
dropped out of school. And...

Will you relax, Uncle Jon?
Okay? I'm here.

They're a long way away.

Alex...

Excuse me, okay?

I have some excavation to do.

Jonathan!

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

You're in China! Evy. Rick.

[STUTTERING] What are you...
It's so... I didn't even...

Brother, how lovely to see you.

I had no idea he was here!

Who was here?
Who?

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[MAN] This happens every time!

Every man in the bar!

Dad?
Alex!

[MAN] I don't know what to do with you!
[WOMAN] He's just a boy!

I can't leave the
room for 10 minutes!

I didn't...
Go away! Go to hell!

[MAN] I'm sick of it!

Let's go get lover-boy!

I'm gonna kill you, kid!

Not so fast, that's my kid.

Mad Dog Maguire?

Ricochet O'Connell.

Hey, hey. [EVELYN] What
are you doing here?

Alex! Sweetheart!
Are you all right?

Just a little family
get-together, folks.

Come on, let's get back to
having a good time. Music!

How long has it been?

Egypt, 23.
French Foreign Legion.

This guy could land a plane on
anything, you... Why are you here?

Ricochet, he had his
hands all over me girl.

Now, son or no son,
I gotta give him a beating!

Get out of the way, Dad.

Sit down.

Now as much as
I'd really like you

to teach him
a valuable lesson...

His mother would
be upset! Very upset.

You have a lot of explaining
to do, young man.

I got a wife now, and a kid.

Things are a little bit different,
I'm sure you understand.

Yeah.
Let me make it up to you.

We're just surprised to see you here.
That's all.

[JONATHAN] Who's gonna
pay for all this damage?

All right?

I'm not here five minutes,

and I'm already pulling
your fanny out of the fire.

You're going back to college.

How did you think this
was gonna work, Dad?

You two show up,
tell me what to do?

No. But we should sit down and
discuss this like a family.

No offence, Mom, but we haven't
been a family in a long time.

Hey, don't you turn
your back on me. Alex!

Alex, just...
Alex, come here.

Can you...

Don't look at me like that.

[SIGHS]

It's all your fault!

My fault?

You're the one that's
always smothering him.

You couldn't leave him alone for five
minutes without wiping his nose.

Perhaps I was
overcompensating for the fact

that you never took
an interest in his life.

His life was my top priority.

How many times did I save that
kid from breaking his neck?

A little warmth and encouragement
would have been nice.

I'm his father.
It's implied.

We've spent our entire lives
searching for priceless artifacts,

and the one thing
that's most precious to us,

we've lost.

We can't let Alex become some
stranger in pictures on our mantle.

We can't let that happen.
No, we can't.

How are we gonna fix this?

We need to do it together.

[MACHINE GUNS FIRING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[ALL CHANTING]

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

You know, this might have been
faster if we took a rickshaw.

It's Chinese New Year.

Don't you just
love this country?

They have so many extra little
holidays, and drinking is mandatory.

I can't believe we get to see
your first big discovery.

It's so exciting.

Well, after last night, I'm surprised
you want to see it at all.

[JONATHAN] Listen, I'll pick
you up in about an hour.

[EVELYN] You're not coming?

[JONATHAN] No, no, I've seen
enough mummies to last a lifetime.

There he is.

Oh, my darling, very impressive.

When do you get to
open the sarcophagus?

[ALEX] Well, after the official
red tape has been cut.

Do the words rest in peace
mean anything to you two?

So, Mom, why don't you stick
around for the next few days,

and we can open it together?

I would like that
very much, thanks.

Alex, why don't you go
and tell Professor Wilson

that we're here.
You know...

No problem. Great.

Just don't wake the big
guy up while I'm gone.

Hey, Alex.

You know, this is all
really, really big stuff.

Whatever you say, Dad.

[WHISTLING]

What?

You just have a certain
glow about you this evening

I haven't seen in a long time.

I guess mummies bring
out the best in me.

Take a wrong turn at Cairo?

Sorry to interrupt.

Roger.
Professor Roger Wilson.

Oh, Rick.

You know, when Alex told me
that you had gone legit,

I just couldn't believe my ears.

Well, now I just pillage tombs

in the name of
preservation. Evelyn.

Congratulations on
your latest discovery.

Alex deserves all the credit.

He's one hell of a kid.

He's like the son I never had.

And he's the only one we've got,

so the next time you send him
on one of your field trips,

you give us the heads-up first.

Yes, yes, of course.

And now, I believe you have
something that belongs to us.

What's that?
Hmm?

Oh, you mean this?

[GASPS]

[LAUGHING]

I'm sorry...

There, go ahead.

All yours, Rog.

I knew I could rely on you two.

I'm afraid your work is not done yet,
Mr. and Mrs. O'Connell.

I'd like to introduce
you to a friend of mine.

General Yang.

Roger!

Well, he is the man
who financed Alex's dig.

We're in this together.

Cheek by jowl. General.

Search him.

No. The Eye belongs
to the Chinese people.

You can't do this.

So, Rog, you snake,
how much did...

Is it Yin and Yang?
pay you?

Enough to pull strings
at the Foreign Office,

make sure that it was you two who
delivered the Eye. Turn around.

The Eye contains the elixir
from the Pool of Eternal Life.

I need you to open it,
Mrs. O'Connell.

No.

You're going to use it to
wake the Emperor, aren't you?

And his Terracotta Army.

At least, that's
the general idea.

Raising an army of
mummies is insane.

Listen, Yang...

[GRUNTING]

Easy! Go easy.

Time to open the
sarcophagus. Move!

Read the inscription! Now!

Ancient Chinese isn't my forte.

Here's some
encouragement. Wilson!

I'll do it!

No, Evy, don't do it! They're
just gonna kill me, anyway.

The inscription says
that only a drop of blood

from a person of pure
heart can open the Eye.

Your husband was right.

No!

Only the pure of
heart would sacrifice

themselves for
the one they love.

Open it.

You never called
after our last date.

I don't have time
for games, Alex.

You know my name,
but I don't know yours.

It's Lin.

You want to explain to me
why you tried to kill me?

We could do that.

Or we could save your parents.

Wilson, you son of a bitch!

[GRUNTING]

Get on with it, O'Connell.

All right.

[COUGHS]

Once this touches him, the
Emperor will rise to rule again.

Finish him off.

[GUN COCKING]

[GRUNTING]

Alex, please!
Don't. That's...

Don't, don't.
Don't, please.

No, don't, Alex,
it's me. Please.

It's not him. This is
a eunuch! It's a decoy!

Where the hell's the Emperor?

[CLANGING]

Stay!

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Here we go again.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Wait! Wait!
You wait for me!

I'm coming with you!
Wait, wait...

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Watch out!

[RICK] We got to put
this mummy down fast!

The longer we wait,
the stronger they get!

Open the gate!
Open the gate!

[SHOUTING IN MANDARIN]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. Sorry, pal.

There's a mummy on the loose.

You wanna drive?
Why not?

God, I love a woman
who can drive a truck.

Hey, pal, I'm really sorry, but
you know what? Happy New Year!

Hit it, honey!

No! Move over!

What? No!

No!

[SCREAMS]

No!

What?

Jonathan, get in the back!

Sorry about the Rolls!

You guys are like mummy magnets!

We have to turn you around!

Okay.

Excuse me.

Hey, we could use this!

Give me that!

Oh, yeah, that's a better idea.

[RICK] Size counts!

Stop mucking about!
They're getting away!

[GRUNTS] Just drive!

[RICK] Aim for the Emperor!

[JONATHAN] Aim for the Emperor?

Light it up, Jonathan!

I'm trying!

Fire!

[SCREAMS]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Did we get him?

Fire!
What, again?

Your ass is on fire!
My ass?

Hold still!
Rick, my ass is on fire!

Well, spank my...
I'm putting it out!

Put me out, Rick!
Just hold still!

Spank my ass! Spank my ass!

All right, here I come!

[LIN] Give me your hand!

Come on!

Watch out!

[RICK] Evy, where are you going?

Taking a short cut!

Evy!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

I told you it was a short cut!
Right!

Now he's chasing us!

[YELPS]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Give me your hand. Here,
you're gonna need these.

Don't wait up for me.
Where are you going?

Out!

Where's Rick?

Where do you think?

Damn it!

You're mine!

[HORSES NEIGHING]

Give me your hand
and get on this horse!

Get back, Dad!

Alexander Rupert
O'Connell, you get

on the back of this
horse this instant!

[EXCLAIMING]

Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!

Oh, God!

[SCREAMING]

[JONATHAN] Evy!

We've got to go
back and help Rick!

[JONATHAN] Rick! Forget Rick!
Here they come!

I'll go after the Emperor.

Trust me. I've got a little
more experience with mummies.

And I have the only weapon
that can kill him.

Okay. I'll cover you.

Let's go!

[ALEX] Lin!

[SCREAMS]

I thought you were dead!

He missed.

[EXCLAIMING]

[LIN] Look out!

[PANTING]

Thanks, Rick.
Could you get the cab?

Does it look like
I have a wallet?

You know, I would have killed the Emperor
if you two hadn't blown my cover.

I had everything under control.

Oh, yeah, that's exactly
what we were thinking.

Yeah, well, good going,
you raised another mummy.

And this bugger's
got superpowers.

[ALEX] He's got control
over fire, water,

metal and who knows what else.

And you dug him up anyway.

Yeah, well, you're not gonna
pin this one on me, okay, Dad?

[RICK] Am I?
Oh, stop it, you two.

No one's to blame here.

Wilson manipulated all of us.

Yeah, that's true.

I apologise for my parents.

But I thought we worked
really well together.

Except we failed.

I'm sorry, we haven't
been properly introduced.

Who are you exactly?

My name is Lin.

My family has watched over the
Emperor's tomb for centuries.

The Emperor
cannot be killed unless

he is stabbed through
the heart with this.

My mother put
a curse on it long ago.

Mmm-hmm.

Well, a quick family
meeting, Alex.

Sit.
Down.

What do you really
know about this girl?

Well, not much,
but after her help tonight,

I'm willing to go
on a little faith.

Faith.
Time is running out.

You don't really believe in the
concept of personal space, do you?

If the Emperor
reaches Shangri-La

and drinks from
the Pool of Eternal Life,

he will raise his army
and no one will be safe.

Much as I'd like to stay this
boyishly handsome forever,

Shangri-La is a crock.

Yeah, but that's what you used
to say about mummies, too, Jon.

You did pretty well off it.

Good point.

The Gateway to
Shangri-La lies in

a mountain pass
high in the Himalayas.

Beyond it is a golden tower.

Once the diamond is
placed at the top,

it will point
the way to Shangri-La.

Yang still has the diamond,

and that's where he
and the Emperor will go.

She's right.

All the legends of the Eye
mention the Gateway.

I like her, Alex.
She knows what's what.

Now, just say that we were to believe
you, could you guide us there?

Yes. I have been there once.

I remember the way.

Himalayas. We're going
to need a plane.

Well, I know just
the Mad Dog for the job.

[MAGUIRE] Well, any self-respecting
pilot would land on the valley floor,

but I don't have
any self-respect,

so I'll put you down
halfway up the mountain.

That should give
us a good advantage.

[MAGUIRE] Of course, I can't
guarantee any of us will live.

Great!

I'd tell you to
fasten your seat belts,

but I was too cheap to buy any!

[LAUGHING]

Why am I laughing?

Here we go!

[RICK] Mad Dog, Mad Dog!

Ease up, ease up, ease up!

[JONATHAN] Oh, God!

[SCREAMING]

[JONATHAN] Maguire!

Come on, man!

Mad Dog!

[YAK BELLOWING]

[RICK] Brake! No, no!
Nobody move.

Nobody move, nobody move!

What is that God-awful smell?

The yak yakked.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[ROARS]

[MAGUIRE SINGING]
Can't you see it's Mr. McGuire

Come to court your sister Kate

You know very well he owns
the farm a wee bit out...

[PLANE ENGINE HUMMING]

[MAGUIRE OVER RADIO]
Delta-Tango-Alpha to Ricochet.

Come in, Ricochet.

Delta-Tango-Alpha, this is Ricochet.
Go ahead, Mad Dog.

Yeah, you know that Yang fellow

you told me to
keep me eye out for?

He's just shown up.

Ricochet out.
Thanks, Mad Dog.

That's us, people!
Let's go!

Jonathan, wake up!
What...

Hold the line!

Good, we're a little
more than halfway.

We're gonna... We're gonna
camp up there for the night.

[ALEX] Lin says if we
leave at first light,

we'll reach the Gateway by noon.

Did she happen to mention how she
knows so much about the Gateway?

No, not really.
Kind of mysterious.

She's certainly
managed to enchant you.

Come on, Alex.
You obviously like her.

Mom, the thin mountain air,
clearly messing with your head.

Whatever secret she's hiding,

I just don't want
to see you get hurt.

I appreciate that,
but, you know,

I've had my fair share of
experience with the opposite sex.

Really?

How many experiences
are we talking about?

Well, you shouldn't
ask questions

you don't want to know
the answer to, okay, Mom?

Right.

Hey, Mom.

I'm sorry I blamed you guys
for raising the Emperor.

What's so funny?

Oh...

My mother is under the impression
there's something between us.

I hope nothing romantic.

Yeah, well, I told her
there was no chance of that.

We're complete opposites,
you and me, right?

You guard tombs.
I raid them.

You like ancient knives.
I'm into guns.

Those are some pretty
insurmountable odds.

Absolutely.

Well, good.

Now that we've cleared that up,

we can focus on
taking down the Emperor.

I agree totally.

Besides, you're not my type.

Of course not.
You don't like a woman

who can knock you
on your backside.

[CHUCKLES]

The expression is kick my ass.

And for the record, you didn't.

Yeah, it's not easy
being me, you know.

Then again, I don't suppose
it's easy being you,

is it, Geraldine, old girl?

If I'd met a girl
like you, Geraldine...

You know, hard-working,
you don't say much,

you're a little bit hairy,
but I don't mind that.

There it is!
We found it!

The Gateway of Shangri-La!

[JONATHAN] Go, girl! Go!
You're free!

Go, Geraldine!
Live free!

What did you do now?
Rob an armoury?

Have you ever
seen a Walther P38?

Looks pretty anaemic
compared to the Peacekeeper.

Well, it's not about size, Dad.

It's about stamina.

You want power?

I give you the Thompson
submachine gun.

50 rounds a drum.

Twenty-five a mag.

Tommy's good, Dad,

but the cocking
mechanism always jams.

Here. Check out the Russian
PPS Personal Assault Weapon.

Now, this is
the future right here.

You know, it's experience
that wins the day.

It's not all about firepower.

Boys! If I may...

Do we have a plan
for the Emperor?

Yeah. We're gonna hit
him high, hard and fast

and smash him like a Ming vase.

And if that doesn't work?
We go to plan B.

Plan B! You go upstairs, you
blow up that gold tower thing.

You light it up. We blow
the guy sky high! Me?

You! What?
Dad?

So if the explosion doesn't
kill us, the avalanche will.

You got a better idea?
Yeah. I do.

I say we ambush him with
long-range rifles and silencers.

Long-range,
that's a better idea.

Yeah, we can get in close, Dad.

[JONATHAN] Much better idea.
And then we can finish him off

with Lin's dagger.
Look, I'm sorry,

I just don't put much faith in
your girlfriend's magic dagger.

Okay, Dad, she is not my girlfriend.
You say that now,

but I still don't trust her.

Well, I do.

So you should trust
my judgement, okay?

Look, kid, I've put down more
mummies in my time than you.

You put down one mummy, Dad.

Yeah. Same mummy twice!

[EVELYN] Hand me the green
wire, will you, please?

Are you sure you
know what you are doing?

Of course. I've done
this a hundred times.

If the Emperor places the Eye
up there, all will be lost.

[PANTING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[ORDERING TROOPS]

Let's give a warm
O'Connell welcome!

[COMMANDING]

Fire!

[MACHINE GUN FIRING]

[SCREAMING]

Bazooka!

[RICK] Fall back!

Alex! Follow me!

[ORDERING IN MANDARIN]

We gotta take
out those bazookas!

Go!

Fall back!

Move! Move! Move! Move!

Time to go to plan B!
Blow up the tower!

Hey, I'm actually a little
bit concerned about plan B!

Couldn't we go
straight to plan C?

Just make it go bang!
I'll cover you!

[GRUNTING] Come on.

All right, let's go, go, go!

Come on, come on!

Come on. Oh, be good.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[GUN CLICKING]

[EVELYN] My last round!

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Abominable snowmen?

The Tibetans call them yeti!

[SNARLS]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

She speaks Yeti?

[YETI ROARS]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Why do I always
have to save the day?

I hate it when the kid's right!

[GRUNTING]

Get the other guy!

Thanks!

Trouble!

[SCREAMING]

[ROARING]

[GRUNTING]

You can die slow
or you can die fast.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[GRUNTING]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY]
Yeah! I did it!

Oh, Mother, I did it!

Time for a retreat, I think.

I'm on your team!
I'm a team player!

One for all and all
for me kind of thing!

The dynamite, all this dynamite!

We should get out of here!

Back off! Back off!

[LIN] Run!

[ROARING]

[GROANS] I hate mummies!
They never play fair!

Dad! Dad, what
are you doing?

Over here! Over here!
Come on! Over here!

Oh, no!

Rick!

[SCREAMING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

That's a diamond.

I could use a diamond like that.

Dad!

[JONATHAN SCREAMS]

Okay, hold it.
Hold on there, Dad.

All right, please,
please, please

put pressure on it, okay, Dad?

[RICK] It's all right,
it's all right.

We've been in
tougher scrapes than this.

Avalanche!

[EMPEROR ROARING]

[LIN GASPS]

Help! Help me!

Lin!

Please! Help me!

[SCREAMING]

[CRUNCHING]

[YETI GROWLING]

Yes!

[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

I've got it!
And I'm still alive!

[ALEX MUFFLED] Help me,
please. Somebody help me!

We're over here!
Over here!

Alex?

[ALEX] Mom, Mom,
we're down here!

Alex?

We're over here!

[ALEX PANTING]

Oh, God.

We've got to take
him to Shangri-La now!

It's our only chance.

We made it!

The Pool.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Oh, please.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[RICK GASPS]

Thank you.

He must rest. We'll
take him to my chamber.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Well, it's not
everyone that gets

their brother-in-law
back from the dead.

Yeah, give me my four score
years and ten any day.

Is this Shangri-La?

I could live here.
Lots of opportunity.

A casino.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[ALEX] He's resting
well. Thank you.

How did you get
involved in all this?

The Emperor murdered the only
man I ever loved, Lin's father.

I would have died,
too, by his hand,

if the yeti had not found me
and brought me to this pool.

Hang on a second.

How did this all happen?

This was before Christ.

How long were you
guarding his tomb?

Over 2,000 years.

The Emperor must never be
allowed to reach the Pool,

or he will have the
power to raise his army.

And once he becomes immortal,

he can transform himself into the
most hideous creatures ever seen.

I will take the first
watch at the entrance.

You know, I have no problem
dating an older woman.

I'm afraid we can't be together.

Wait. What? Why?

Because I'm going
to live forever.

I don't want to watch you die.

So what? That's it?

You're just gonna sit on the
sidelines for eternity?

My mother has mourned
my father for centuries.

I don't know if my
heart can bear it.

People can live an entire
lifetime in one look.

I watch my parents
do it every day.

[JONATHAN] Alex?

Your father's awake.
Get up here!

Hello.

If this is heaven,
it looks pretty good so far.

Nice to see some
things never change.

Go easy on him.
He feels terrible.

When I saw you
lying there, Dad...

I've never been so
scared in my life.

Well, that makes two of us.

I mean, you know, you're not
supposed to die, you know?

You're Ricochet O'Connell,
right?

You get beat up,
you get tossed around,

but, well, you're always
standing there in the end.

I never really thought
of the world without you.

Alex,

the truth is,

I'm just trying to...

I'm just...

I'm trying to be a good husband.

I'm trying to be a good parent.

And the truth is, I've been
dropping the ball lately, and...

No, you know, I haven't been the
world's greatest son, you know?

No, no, that's 'cause you get
it from her side of the family.

Come here.

My boys.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[EXPLOSION]

Oh, no! His powers
have been fully restored!

Time to go.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

He is immortal.

Hey! You three-headed
shape-shifting son of a bitch!

[LIN GRUNTING]

Lin!

[LIN] Alex!

Alex!

He's taking her back to his
tomb to raise his army!

Is there a faster
way down from here?

The yeti. They'll help.

But he's already in the air.
It'll be too late!

Mad Dog can out fly
a three-headed lizard

any day of the week!
Let's go.

[MAGUIRE] Portside!
Nine o'clock!

Rick? Should I quit drinking?

[OVER RADIO] Jonathan to Rick.

You'd better get a move on if
you're gonna beat him to the tomb!

[RICK] Yeah, yeah, just
get back here as fast

as you can with
the reinforcements.

No sightseeing!

Here, Dad.

Is that for me?
Yeah.

Nice.

The Terracotta Army
is not indestructible

until it crosses the Great Wall.

That's comforting. How exactly are
we supposed to fend them off?

When the Emperor built the Wall,

he buried his
enemies underneath it

and cursed their souls
to hold it up for eternity.

Most of them were
conquered soldiers.

I will call them to
battle once again.

Unlock an altar, raise an army.

That sounds like
a plan. Let's go.

[SOLDIERS SHOUTING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Alex?

Where'd he go?

Where do you think?

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[HORSE NEIGHING]

Open the gates of the past

and free the souls
of the wrongfully damned.

In the name of the ancestors
and the righteous,

I sacrifice my immortality
and that of my daughter

so that you may rise this day!

Bring down the wrath
of the oppressed

on this Emperor and
all who follow him!

I call upon the hundreds
and the thousands

that you may rise up and seize
this moment to take your victory,

to take your justice
and to take your revenge!

[SHOUTING]

These are...

They're good undead guys, right?

Oh, no, no, no!

Zi Yuan!
Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan sent us!

Darling, I don't
think he speaks English.

[RICK] We're with Zi Yuan!

Zi Yuan?

Right.

Let's go.

[GRUNTING]

Incoming!

Hey! That's my
favourite blue shirt.

I've always hated that shirt.

[CHATTERING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Welcome to the 20th century!

[MACHINE GUN FIRING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[GRUNTING]

Honey! Fall back
to higher ground!

I really hate mummies!

It seems the feeling's mutual!

Shut up, clay boy! Fore!

Run!

Catch!
Got it!

Next time I say, We've been
in tougher scrapes than this,

I mean this!

[GUN FIRING]

Die, you mummy
bastards! Die!

There is no call
for bad language!

Jonathan certainly knows
how to make an entrance!

Any regrets, darling?

None. Not ever.

You okay?
Yeah, sure, no problem.

We had it completely
under control.

This guy ever run out of tricks?

No!

Mother! No!

Mother!

Mother! Mother!

Pierce through his heart.

You must live and fight on.

[CRYING]

She said through the heart.

Through the heart. Let's go.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

So, Dad, what's the plan?

Divide and conquer!

No offence, but isn't that
a little short on detail?

12 o'clock low!

Hang on!

Remember our deal!

When this is over, my men
get to drink for free!

You can have the whole
damn bar for all I care!

I'm getting
the hell out of China.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[SCREAMING]

Alex? Alex!

[GRUNTING]

[CHOKING]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[RICK] Enough tricks!
Where's your honour?

Fight like a man!

[RICK GRUNTING]

Divide

and conquer.

[EMPEROR GROANING]

Now you can rule in hell.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[SINGING]

Evening, girls.
You're looking well.

[WOMAN] Good evening,
Mr. Maguire.

It's a fine night to be me.

You dance great for an old lady.

Someone told me to stop
living on the sidelines.

Well, he sounds
like a smart guy.

He is.

So I guess Dash and Scarlet
have their next adventure?

Why write about it
when you can live it?

There's something incredibly romantic
about vanquishing the undead.

Even more romantic
doing it with you.

Kiss me.

Don't have to ask me twice.

Can I get your bag, sir?
No, no, no.

Don't touch it, don't touch it.

Where are you off
to, Mr. Carnahan?

Someplace where they
don't have mummies.

Step on it! I've got a plane to catch.
DRIVER: Yes, sir.

Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai.

Peru, here I come.