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Good luck.

Peg, peg, peg.

What are you doing?

What?

You're sitting in my spot.

Do you know what I just got done doing today?

Selling shoes all day.

It sucked.

I sold three shoes.

You know how hard it is to sell three shoes?

It's fucking hard.

So the only thing I look forward to is to come home to my house,

watch my TV, and enjoy my miserable life.

But no!

Because you're in my spot!

No!

So what's for dinner?

I'm starving.

I actually made this today.

Wow. What a change.

I like it.

Oh, that looks worse than the fit I took after lunch today.

Smells worse, too.

I lost my appetite.

No.

Daddy.

Hi, Mom.

I got the results from the DIY test.

Sweetie.

Don't you need DNA?

Uh, right.

What do you need a DNA test for? Are you ashamed to be a Bundy?

No, Daddy.

Uh, didn't your brother, your brother's here, didn't you take the same one?

Why don't you go upstairs and read that together later?

So, what are y 'all talking about?

We are talking about your sister's DNA test.

Cool, here you go.

Here, don't hurt yourself.

Upside down.

Ugh.

That's serious.

Hey, you're not a Bundy.

You don't have Bundy genes?

Well, Dorn.

I knew it.

The dumb one isn't mine.

What do you think happens when you ignore me and keep me stuck, Darn?

What's it say about me? Maybe I'm not alone either.

Adopted.

You know, son, we didn't want to tell you because we just didn't want to hurt

your feelings.

Hurt my feelings?

No way!

Now I can finally be free of the Bundy curse.

Curse?

Uh, I gotta go upstairs to my room with the door closed.

This has been a long day.

Maybe you could, uh... get up?

Oh yeah, like terminally you're not my real dad, but you can still get my

That's right, sweetie.

That's my daddy.

I've just got a whole lot...

Thank you.

What was that, yeah?

I'm so

glad,

Daddy.

Good morning.

You're a slut.

I'm a daddy.

I think I need to go up there.

Yes, daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I feel so good.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

it's so good. It's so fucking good. Oh,

my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

I didn't even feel so good in one day.

Yeah, this is looking good for me.

I look good.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's dead close to the wall.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Ugh.

um um

Oh, my God.

Amen.

I've done that before

Get out of here. What are you doing?

Dad, I don't care.

You can choke the chicken.

I'm not.

If you're touching your soft point in two seconds, then you're playing with

Listen, bud.

I know you're definitely not getting laid anytime soon.

And I haven't been laid since, let's just say that over with the lunch.

You need to grow up and take care of me and pop that cherry bud.

I'm not a virgin.

I've had plenty of strangers.

If you consider watching no porn on the internet, change.

nothing to be ashamed of.

I hope you're good.

Oh.

okay um

Hmm?

Get on your knees.

Let's wait.

Get your feet on that butt.

Feel that fabric grow on your feet.

Just worship that butt.

Grab it.

You don't need to breathe unless I tell you

What a good listener.

Grab that butt.

Yeah. Watch your face. Get right there. All the way in.

Oh, God, you're deep in there, like you're trying to get to my walls.

Yeah, show me how much you want it.

Oh, someone wants the real thing.

Uhhh...

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

We got it as four touchdowns in one.

Deep

stretch.

No.

Oh.

Put it in.

There you go.

There, good boy.

Fuck yeah.

It's not that big. Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Wait.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck. Yes.

Right there, right there.

So you can ask.

Tell me you want to...

You just want to cover this

fucking...

Oh, you're getting me to run with my fucking tits.

Oh my god.

Really?

Thanks.

I'm proud to be a Bundy.