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- Oh.
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I forgot my keys on the bus.
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And definitely forgot my
Three Musketeers bar too.
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- Why do you care?
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- Favorite candy bar?
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- No, your keys.
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- My keys are my keys.
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- So what?
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- Well, I got my front door key.
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Garage key.
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Bike lock key, shed key.
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- Yeah, but why do you care
about your keys at all?
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- They're my keys.
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I wish I had
basketball right now.
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I love dunkin'.
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Oh!
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I think I lied, dude.
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I don't think any of
these is gonna be left
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by the time
we get to the bottom.
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- I love chips, dude.
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You know who loves
chips even more than me?
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Jeremy.
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He turned five last week.
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He was at a birthday
party just eating chips.
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I never thought I'd have
a kid who loved chips.
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Nice shoes, man.
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Nice shoes, dude.
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I told you, this was
gonna be hardcore, man.
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You didn't even
bring proper pants.
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Oh.
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But no.
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Clarence Bates.
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I mean, he used
to be way cooler,
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but he was
the guy who'd go fishing,
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and he'd catch a bunch of,
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just a whole lot of carp.
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And carp suck because
they're like bottom feeders.
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And so he'd
come out in the woods,
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and he dump all
the carp in a big pile.
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And then...
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Oh man.
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Marty, I can't
even hear you, dude.
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Are you talking?
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Oh, you're right there.
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And he'd pour all these piles
of carp out in the woods.
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Oh, let's go this way, man.
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Oh.
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And they get all
stinky and rotten.
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Come on, dude.
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Come on.
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And then, like, kids...
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Kids would like
find them after school
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and then take them home.
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And tell their mom they
want fish for dinner,
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'cause they found
them at the carp pile.
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But now Clarence sucks.
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Oh.
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Samurai walk.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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It's right up here.
I'm telling you,
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this is definitely the spot for
it.
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You are gonna
lose your brain, dude.
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This is gonna be so awesome.
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Chad Arlt's cousin
put this out here like,
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I don't know, a long time ago.
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And I know this right here.
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I know this right here.
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Right here, dude.
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Right here.
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Yep.
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Check it out.
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Like, right in here.
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Like...
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Hold on a second.
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Give me like, one minute, dude.
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- No, we don't have
time to look for your bullshit.
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- This will be worth it.
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You are gonna love this
the most of anybody.
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Hold on.
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Ah, man.
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Hold on, dude.
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Ah, crap.
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Where are we?
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Marty, one second.
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Hold on.
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This might not
be the right spot.
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Just wait, dude.
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No, we're due East.
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We're due East. Definitely.
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Nope.
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You were wrong again.
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Wrong spot.
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This way.
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My name is Derek Skiba and
you're watching Faces of Death.
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- They don't do intro.
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- Oh my gosh.
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Marty, I'm just,
I'm rolling right now.
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Don't say anything, okay?
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Just let me do this.
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Take two.
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My name is Derek Skiba and
you're watching Faces of Death.
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And I'm gonna get a
bottle rocket in my face.
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Oh, Marty, when I point to you,
you shoot the bottle rocket.
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- It's
not gonna kill you.
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- Oh.
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Haven't you ever
seen Faces of Death?
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Not everybody dies in it.
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They get, like,
sometimes it's just like,
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cool, weird injuries, man.
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That's what this is.
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I point to you, you
shoot the bottle rocket,
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you don't have to say anything.
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- Whatever, man.
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- Take three.
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My name is Derek Skiba, and
you're watching Faces of Death,
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and I'm gonna get a
bottle rocket in my face.
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Dude!
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You almost got me.
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Marty, you got to
check this out, man.
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This is gonna be really cool.
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Hell yeah.
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Aw.
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Hey Marty, real quick, look.
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Aw!
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This one's pretty cool.
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Hey, check this out.
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Look at what I did right here.
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- What?
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- It's pretty cool.
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Yeah.
- Oh.
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- Here we go!
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I'm done with that!
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Come on.
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This is a cool spot, man.
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Oh yeah.
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This would be
a good spot to look for it.
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I wanna get up here, though.
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- Oh, come on.
141
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- Yeah, help me up.
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Come on, help me up.
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Come on.
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You know, hold
my foot, lift me up.
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Come on.
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Ready? One, two.
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Oh yeah.
148
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Oh yeah.
149
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Oh yeah.
150
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Oh, this is
a good place to look.
151
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This is a good place to look.
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Oh yeah.
153
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Oh yeah.
- Come on.
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I'm wet and cold.
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Miserable.
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- Huh?
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I told you.
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Pack appropriately.
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Not that stuff.
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- Yeah, well
we'd be there by now
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if we didn't have to
stop every five minutes
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for your nonsense.
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- You said you were gonna
come on this trip for me.
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This is part of the deal, man.
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- No, I said no
such thing about that.
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- We are on a camping trip
and we're gonna have a fire
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and we're gonna have a tent
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and we're gonna
make food tonight.
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That's part of the deal, man.
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No, it's not gonna
be a fucking fire, man.
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- Come on up here.
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Come on up here, this is cool.
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Oh, Marty, this.
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Come on.
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I'm still trying
to find our directions.
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I think you're
going the wrong way.
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I think you're definitely
going the wrong way,
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Marty. Oh.
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That might be the right way.
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That might be the right way.
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Help me down.
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Marty!
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I'm stuck!
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Marty, can
you please help me, dude?
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Marty, what are you doing, man?
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Whoa, what's that?
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Can you at least
help start a fire?
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Please?
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You'd be good at that.
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- What?
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- I said you're
good at building a fire.
194
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You know about fire.
195
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- The fuck is
that supposed to mean?
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- What do
you think it means, man?
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You know about fires.
198
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It's kind of
the reason we're out here.
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- Shut the up!
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- Okay.
201
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Okay.
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Chill out.
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This is a relaxing camping trip.
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This is part of the deal.
205
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You helped me set up camp.
206
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We have a cool time.
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And if you're not gonna help me,
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I'm not gonna let you
sleep in here with me.
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Oh my gosh.
210
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Where are the stakes, dude?
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I gave you the stakes bag.
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I have a stomach ache too, man.
213
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I shouldn't even be doing
this with a stomach ache.
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You don't have a stomach ache.
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I have a bad stomach ache, dude.
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Oh.
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Oh.
218
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Yep. That ought to do it.
219
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That's gonna catch.
220
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Definitely.
221
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Yep.
222
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,331
Yep.
223
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Oh, I just gotta add.
224
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Oh, come on, man.
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Oh.
226
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,714
Hold on, dude.
227
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It's gonna be...
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Don't rush me.
229
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Just don't rush me.
230
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Oh, yeah.
231
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,158
Oh yeah.
232
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Maybe you're not the only one
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who knows how to
start a fire around here.
234
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Yes.
235
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,610
Where's all
the cardboard, Marty?
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Oh yeah.
237
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,351
Oh yeah, look at that.
238
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,052
Look at that.
239
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That's gonna catch.
240
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That's gonna catch.
241
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Yep.
242
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Is it, is
it catching on your side?
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Marty?
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You should be helping.
245
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Damn it.
246
00:16:43,972 --> 00:16:46,206
Oh yeah, this isn't so bad.
247
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You see my Jager Grail, right?
248
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,012
You want a drink?
249
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Mm.
250
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Mm.
251
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,053
Hmm.
252
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,055
I love my Jager Grail.
253
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I was, I was wondering,
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I was thinking last night like,
255
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you were in
there for a long time
256
00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:16,470
and like, do they have...
257
00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:18,472
They have like,
those cool weight benches
258
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with the big, those big
heavy weights and stuff
259
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,076
and like,
anybody could use those?
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- Yes.
261
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- I didn't know that if
I went in there, man,
262
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I would get ripped.
263
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It's like all I'd ever do, man.
264
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Just be, just...
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Mm.
266
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Mm.
267
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Getting ripped.
268
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And you probably...
269
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Did you,
you probably took showers
270
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with like big
guys with cool tattoos
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and scars and
big penises and stuff?
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- Yes.
273
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- Can I do
a little show for you?
274
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I'm gonna do
a little show for you.
275
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I've been. Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:14,261
Come on.
279
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:30,845
Dude, they weren't
even plugged in!
280
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,447
Oh.
281
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:38,553
Oh.
282
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:41,990
Oh no.
283
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,490
I had a little show.
284
00:18:43,591 --> 00:18:44,424
Hold on.
285
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:46,761
Hold on.
286
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:51,799
Hold on, Marty.
287
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,138
Okay.
288
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,177
Marty, can you hear this?
289
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,079
Here we go.
290
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,213
It's gonna start.
291
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,515
Here we go, here we go.
292
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:14,354
♪ I'm not the one
who's so far away ♪
293
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:19,393
♪ When I feel
the Jager enter my veins ♪
294
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,698
♪ Never did
I wanna be here again ♪
295
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,601
Skipping.
296
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:28,803
Skipping.
297
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,450
Oh I know what I need.
298
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,620
Mm.
299
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,523
Ah.
300
00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:56,831
♪ Jager enter my veins ♪
301
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,066
This is cool, dude.
302
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,300
This is what I've
been waiting for, dude.
303
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,370
This is what I'm
gonna miss about life.
304
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,042
Oh yeah.
305
00:20:08,142 --> 00:20:08,976
Yeah.
306
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,649
Check this out, Marty.
307
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,084
Check this out.
308
00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:16,984
Oh.
309
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:19,554
Oh.
310
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:21,488
Oh.
311
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,391
Oh.
312
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,427
You know what this is from.
313
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:28,361
Oh.
314
00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:31,431
Oh.
315
00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:34,535
Oh.
316
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:37,404
Oh.
317
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,742
♪ Semen ♪
318
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:42,844
♪ Semen ♪
319
00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:48,082
♪ Semen, semen ♪
320
00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:51,986
♪ I'm coming back again ♪
321
00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,554
Here we go.
322
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:57,091
♪ I'm not the one
who is so far away ♪
323
00:20:57,191 --> 00:21:00,895
♪ When I feel the Jager into ♪
324
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:08,903
I lost it again.
325
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:11,873
Dude, hold on.
326
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:16,711
♪ I'm not the one
who's so far away ♪
327
00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:21,314
♪ When I feel
the Jager enter my veins ♪
328
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:31,125
I lost it again, dude, hold on.
329
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:32,026
Oh.
330
00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:34,427
I got to go to bed.
331
00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:35,963
I got to go to bed.
332
00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:39,000
Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.
333
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,635
I'm gonna sit up.
334
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:42,103
Oh.
335
00:21:42,203 --> 00:21:43,070
Oh.
336
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,071
Thanks for coming, dude.
337
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,338
This was...
338
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,473
Thank you, dude.
339
00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:47,407
I needed this, man.
340
00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,110
I needed this so big time.
341
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,845
I really need this, man.
342
00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:52,647
Oh yeah.
343
00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:53,915
Oh yeah.
344
00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:54,916
I'm gonna go night.
345
00:21:55,016 --> 00:21:56,584
I'm gonna go night.
346
00:21:57,618 --> 00:21:58,886
Let's go to bed, Marty.
347
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:00,822
Let's go to bed.
348
00:22:02,857 --> 00:22:03,624
Come on.
349
00:22:03,724 --> 00:22:04,525
Oh.
350
00:22:16,304 --> 00:22:17,337
Okay.
351
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,545
This is gonna be amazing, dude.
352
00:22:24,645 --> 00:22:26,080
This is definitely it.
353
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,014
Definitely.
354
00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:32,787
Oh dang.
355
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:36,224
Dang.
356
00:22:36,324 --> 00:22:37,592
Oh.
357
00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:40,628
I told you,
I told you, I told you.
358
00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:43,931
Oh.
359
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:46,868
Oh.
360
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:50,738
Oh yes.
361
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:53,541
Oh.
362
00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:57,011
It's like that one
Indiana Jones movie.
363
00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:02,449
Oh yeah.
364
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,085
Look at this, dude.
365
00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:05,019
Here, look
366
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,287
You're looking at this?
367
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,387
Yeah.
368
00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:16,998
Oh yeah.
369
00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:18,332
Oh, this is nasty.
370
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,834
Oh, look, dude!
371
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,436
- That's what
you've been looking for?
372
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:24,538
- Yeah.
373
00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:27,775
Chad Arlt's cousin did this.
374
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:30,177
Oh.
375
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,846
Nasty!
376
00:23:31,946 --> 00:23:33,581
Nasty.
377
00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:34,481
Oh.
378
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:41,155
Oh, this is raunchy!
379
00:23:43,991 --> 00:23:44,792
Look.
380
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:46,761
Whoa!
381
00:23:54,168 --> 00:23:55,102
That was kind of cool.
382
00:23:57,672 --> 00:23:59,472
I mean, okay, I got.
383
00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:00,440
Okay, I got a better one.
384
00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:01,642
I got a better one.
385
00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:06,714
These are called Black Mambas.
386
00:24:14,522 --> 00:24:16,090
Watch yourself
on this one, dude.
387
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,093
Like plastic, dude.
388
00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:20,528
Everywhere. You ready?
389
00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:22,196
You should cover your ears too.
390
00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:25,967
This is big time.
391
00:24:27,401 --> 00:24:28,669
Here we go, dude.
392
00:24:28,769 --> 00:24:29,770
Oh!
393
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:36,577
Well...
394
00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:40,548
Yeah, that kind of sucked.
395
00:24:42,183 --> 00:24:44,151
- Give me your Jager Grail.
396
00:24:44,251 --> 00:24:45,052
- What?
397
00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:47,822
- Just give it to me.
398
00:24:47,922 --> 00:24:48,756
- Why?
399
00:24:50,691 --> 00:24:51,792
- You drink
Jager out of it, right?
400
00:24:51,892 --> 00:24:54,161
You named it your Jager Grail?
401
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:55,162
- Yeah.
402
00:24:55,262 --> 00:24:57,465
- Well, are you gonna
drink Jager ever again?
403
00:24:57,565 --> 00:24:58,899
Tomorrow?
404
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,401
Ever?
405
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,836
- Well-
- Come on.
406
00:25:01,936 --> 00:25:03,637
- That's my Jager Grail, dude.
407
00:25:04,438 --> 00:25:06,307
That's 45 bucks.
408
00:25:06,407 --> 00:25:07,441
- So?
409
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:08,809
It doesn't matter.
410
00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:15,149
- This is my Jager Grail, dude.
411
00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:19,954
What are you doing, dude?
412
00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,225
Whoa, what is that?
413
00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,661
- I made it.
414
00:25:27,762 --> 00:25:29,463
- Let me see that.
415
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:30,364
I can tell you made it.
416
00:25:30,464 --> 00:25:32,967
It's got glue on it and stuff.
417
00:25:35,703 --> 00:25:36,505
It's heavy, dude.
418
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,005
What is this, like a M-80?
419
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:40,574
How many did you make?
420
00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:41,542
- Three.
421
00:25:41,642 --> 00:25:43,210
One for now, two for later.
422
00:25:47,982 --> 00:25:48,816
- Whoa!
423
00:26:11,372 --> 00:26:13,841
Oh, you asshole.
424
00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,481
Oh.
425
00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:22,149
I thought that was gonna be hot.
426
00:26:25,186 --> 00:26:26,187
- That's the one.
427
00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:27,688
- What do you mean, the one?
428
00:26:28,557 --> 00:26:29,323
- You know.
429
00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:32,059
- Oh.
430
00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:33,562
- Show me.
431
00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:34,762
Let's practice.
432
00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:37,798
One, two, three, light.
433
00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:39,366
- My Jager Grail, dude.
434
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:43,304
I...
435
00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:44,371
- Derek, show me.
436
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:45,606
- Okay, I know, I know.
437
00:26:45,706 --> 00:26:46,508
I know.
- Do you?
438
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:47,576
- Yeah.
439
00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:49,110
- All right,
one, two, three, light.
440
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,512
- One, two, three, light.
441
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:51,513
- Yeah. Show me.
442
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:52,379
Oh yeah.
443
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,247
One, two, three.
444
00:26:53,347 --> 00:26:54,148
Do it again.
445
00:26:54,248 --> 00:26:55,983
- One, two, three, light.
446
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,918
- You got it?
- One, two, three, light.
447
00:26:58,018 --> 00:27:00,154
- Yeah, one, two, three,
light, one, two, three, light.
448
00:27:00,254 --> 00:27:00,888
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
449
00:27:00,988 --> 00:27:02,423
You sure?
450
00:27:02,524 --> 00:27:03,390
All right, yeah...
451
00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:44,431
Derek, what is this?
452
00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:46,934
- I'm peeing, Marty!
453
00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:50,437
- Derek, what the fuck is this?
454
00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:55,342
- What are you talking about?
455
00:27:55,442 --> 00:27:56,911
- These pink ribbons.
456
00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:58,812
What are they?
457
00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:01,182
- I don't know.
The guy who owns this
place,
458
00:28:01,282 --> 00:28:02,416
he put them on there.
459
00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,752
The DNR-
460
00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:05,819
- The guy who owns
the land put them here?
461
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,221
I saw you put them on here.
462
00:28:07,321 --> 00:28:09,089
What the fuck are they?
463
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:11,192
Is this so
you can find your way back?
464
00:28:25,674 --> 00:28:29,276
- I put it there in case you
wanted to find your way back.
465
00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:31,478
- Well, I'm not going back.
466
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:33,515
- Well, I'm not going back.
467
00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:34,915
- Well then, take it off.
468
00:28:36,685 --> 00:28:37,718
- Fine.
469
00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:42,022
- I'll strangle the fuck
out of you right now.
470
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,594
- You'll strangle me?
471
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:49,263
If you strangle me, how are
you gonna do it by yourself?
472
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:51,765
- Do what?
473
00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:55,936
- You know.
474
00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:57,805
- Say it.
475
00:28:59,641 --> 00:29:00,941
- You still owe me money.
476
00:29:01,942 --> 00:29:04,011
- For what?
- I paid your bail.
477
00:29:04,111 --> 00:29:05,846
The 700 bucks, and you
said you'd pay me back.
478
00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:07,781
And if you don't
go to your court thing,
479
00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:09,416
I'm not gonna get that back.
480
00:29:09,517 --> 00:29:11,018
- Well, I'm not going to court.
481
00:29:13,688 --> 00:29:15,356
- Well then
you owe me money, man.
482
00:29:16,457 --> 00:29:17,758
- Okay. You don't get it.
483
00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,426
The money
doesn't matter anymore.
484
00:29:19,527 --> 00:29:21,795
The fucking Jager Grail
doesn't matter anymore.
485
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,764
Nothing matters anymore.
486
00:29:25,366 --> 00:29:26,166
- I know that.
487
00:29:29,036 --> 00:29:31,805
It's still 700 bucks, though.
488
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:36,678
Marty, what are you doing?
489
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:37,545
That's my stuff!
490
00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:38,779
That's my stuff!
491
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:42,717
Oh, cool.
492
00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:43,784
Cool.
493
00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:46,020
Break my $75 tent,
plus my Jager Grail.
494
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,722
That's like over a hundred
bucks and the bail.
495
00:29:47,855 --> 00:29:49,223
You owe me like a thousand now.
496
00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,792
Good luck paying me back, you
creepy felon, motherfucker.
497
00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:52,694
Don't you fight me!
498
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,295
Don't you fight me!
499
00:29:54,395 --> 00:29:55,195
Ow! Fuck!
500
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,621
Woo!
501
00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:35,155
Marty.
502
00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:36,691
Oh.
503
00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:37,759
Woo.
504
00:32:37,859 --> 00:32:38,693
Whoa!
505
00:32:50,672 --> 00:32:52,339
Look, dude.
506
00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:53,340
We made it!
507
00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:56,143
The ocean.
508
00:32:58,345 --> 00:33:00,548
- No, this is the lake.
509
00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:01,950
- I know, just...
510
00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:05,185
I just wanted to
call it the ocean, man.
511
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,654
Woo.
512
00:33:06,754 --> 00:33:08,255
- All right, well, let's do it.
513
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,058
- Do what?
514
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,026
Oh, wait, no, wait, wait.
515
00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,129
We're gonna do it on the beach.
516
00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:18,465
- Yeah, we're on the beach.
517
00:33:18,566 --> 00:33:19,333
Here we are.
518
00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:20,501
- No, no, no.
519
00:33:20,602 --> 00:33:21,769
On the beach.
520
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:22,770
You promised.
521
00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:25,507
- Down there?
522
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,209
No, what have
we gotta go down there for?
523
00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:34,749
- Oh yeah.
524
00:33:34,849 --> 00:33:35,650
- Fuck.
525
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,153
- Oh.
526
00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:42,456
Oh yeah,.
527
00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:45,292
Woo!
528
00:33:46,828 --> 00:33:49,564
Oh yeah.
529
00:33:49,664 --> 00:33:54,903
Oh yeah.
530
00:33:55,003 --> 00:33:56,804
Oh yeah.
531
00:34:01,509 --> 00:34:02,309
Oh yeah.
532
00:34:03,611 --> 00:34:04,444
Oh yeah.
533
00:34:09,517 --> 00:34:10,350
Oh yeah.
534
00:34:11,886 --> 00:34:12,720
Oh yeah.
535
00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:17,559
One last swim.
536
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,367
Let's do it.
537
00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:28,302
Woo!
538
00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:50,290
Ah.
539
00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:52,660
Ah.
540
00:34:56,798 --> 00:34:57,632
Ah.
541
00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:03,170
Oh.
542
00:35:04,806 --> 00:35:05,607
Ohh.
543
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:10,310
Ah.
544
00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:28,428
Ah, woo!
545
00:35:30,832 --> 00:35:33,433
♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪
546
00:35:33,534 --> 00:35:36,571
♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪
547
00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:38,205
Come on, dude!
548
00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:40,307
Come on, one last swim!
549
00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:42,309
Oh, come on.
550
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:46,413
Woo!
551
00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:52,120
It's freezing, dude!
552
00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:53,420
Come on!
553
00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:54,321
Come on!
554
00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:56,858
Ah.
555
00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:57,759
Ah!
556
00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:04,164
Marty.
557
00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:09,369
Okay, man.
558
00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:11,739
You're missing it.
559
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:14,575
You're missing out.
560
00:37:07,729 --> 00:37:08,563
Mm.
561
00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,398
Mm.
562
00:37:23,211 --> 00:37:24,244
Mm.
563
00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:25,880
Mm.
564
00:37:27,682 --> 00:37:28,549
Mm.
565
00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:31,853
Mm.
566
00:37:31,953 --> 00:37:32,754
Mm.
567
00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:36,023
Mm.
568
00:37:38,092 --> 00:37:38,926
Mm.
569
00:37:42,063 --> 00:37:42,897
Mm.
570
00:37:47,201 --> 00:37:48,002
Mm.
571
00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:52,439
Mm.
572
00:37:53,808 --> 00:37:54,642
Mm.
573
00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:15,630
Ha.
574
00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:17,799
Ha.
575
00:38:43,658 --> 00:38:45,993
I was thinking about
something cool last night.
576
00:38:50,231 --> 00:38:50,998
What if instead
577
00:38:55,236 --> 00:38:57,939
we get like,
we get a crotch rocket?
578
00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,908
Like we buy a crotch rocket,
like a really cool one?
579
00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:01,976
Whatever.
580
00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:03,010
And we both get on it.
581
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:04,745
You can drive if you want.
582
00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:08,182
And then, and then
I'll get on the back,
583
00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:09,951
and we just get
in that sucker...
584
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:14,055
Hoo.
585
00:39:14,155 --> 00:39:14,956
And we just go...
586
00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:23,331
Just like, like 150 miles
an hour down the street
587
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,601
and just whap right into
a store or something.
588
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,037
That might be really cool, dude.
589
00:39:32,974 --> 00:39:33,941
- Last Gatorade.
590
00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:38,012
- Fine. Go for it.
591
00:39:40,948 --> 00:39:42,116
- No going back now.
592
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:46,120
- I was also wondering,
593
00:39:47,655 --> 00:39:52,693
okay, do you know that
if the police don't say,
594
00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:56,130
"you have
the right to remain silent
595
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,199
"and it can be
used against you",
596
00:39:58,299 --> 00:39:59,399
like if they forget to say that
597
00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:03,838
or they didn't say that
to you, then you're clear.
598
00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:06,674
- No, I'm guilty.
599
00:40:13,314 --> 00:40:14,148
- Okay.
600
00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:18,352
What if, and like,
601
00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:20,021
what if we just sit
here for a little bit
602
00:40:20,121 --> 00:40:23,891
and then like this big
ocean liner comes by
603
00:40:23,991 --> 00:40:26,160
and we just swim
out there like mad,
604
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:28,629
just huff it,
jump on that sucker,
605
00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:31,666
and then just wherever
it takes us, it takes us
606
00:40:31,766 --> 00:40:33,134
and we get
like, change our names,
607
00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:36,404
get some cool new clothes,
hang out with some cool chicks,
608
00:40:36,504 --> 00:40:37,905
and we've got
like a whole new life.
609
00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:38,873
- I'm guilty.
610
00:40:44,912 --> 00:40:45,746
- Okay.
611
00:40:52,987 --> 00:40:55,423
That was pretty fucked
up what you did, man.
612
00:40:55,556 --> 00:40:56,489
And I don't know.
613
00:40:57,725 --> 00:41:01,362
You know, Joe Domingo's
dad used to work there,
614
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,898
and he went the next day
to help him clean up,
615
00:41:03,998 --> 00:41:08,970
and he said it was just like
melted tire rubber everywhere.
616
00:41:10,838 --> 00:41:15,009
Like it melted into the
sidewalk and into the streets
617
00:41:15,109 --> 00:41:18,079
and, and people who saw
the fire that day said,
618
00:41:18,179 --> 00:41:21,315
it was like
a mushroom cloud, just black.
619
00:41:21,415 --> 00:41:25,086
And, and that could probably,
that probably somebody said
620
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,955
like, put like a little new
hole in the ozone layer.
621
00:41:28,055 --> 00:41:32,093
But anyway, that I, I can't
believe you did that, man.
622
00:41:32,193 --> 00:41:33,627
Like, why would you do that?
623
00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:37,665
- I didn't mean to.
624
00:42:02,056 --> 00:42:05,559
- You don't think that we can
go to hell for this, right?
625
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:06,694
- No.
626
00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:09,930
- Why not?
627
00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:13,667
- Because hell doesn't exist.
628
00:42:13,768 --> 00:42:14,568
- Oh, come on, man.
629
00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:15,603
You don't know that.
630
00:42:15,703 --> 00:42:17,138
You don't know that.
631
00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:18,406
- I do.
632
00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:19,607
God told me.
633
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,610
- Oh, come on, man.
634
00:42:23,577 --> 00:42:24,345
That doesn't...
635
00:42:24,445 --> 00:42:26,180
When did you see God?
636
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,314
Did you see him in jail?
637
00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:30,217
- Mm-mm.
638
00:42:30,317 --> 00:42:33,287
When I was a kid, I was
digging in my backyard
639
00:42:34,889 --> 00:42:37,324
and he was like way down there.
640
00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:40,795
- And
you asked him that.
641
00:42:44,899 --> 00:42:45,800
- Yeah.
642
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:48,602
And he told me, there's no hell.
643
00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:53,908
Mm-hmm.
644
00:42:54,008 --> 00:42:59,213
- Well, I don't know because
I saw, I saw this documentary,
645
00:42:59,647 --> 00:43:02,016
like a real documentary on CBC.
646
00:43:02,116 --> 00:43:06,555
And this guy got in
this sick car accident.
647
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:07,688
So nasty.
648
00:43:07,788 --> 00:43:12,259
He was just like, oh, out.
649
00:43:12,827 --> 00:43:14,762
But they still
took him to the hospital
650
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:18,567
and he was still just,
eh, just totally out.
651
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:21,268
And then like
an hour later, he woke up,
652
00:43:21,368 --> 00:43:22,636
and they were like, "Oh, hey".
653
00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:23,737
And he's like, "Hey."
654
00:43:23,838 --> 00:43:24,638
And they're
like, "Are you okay?"
655
00:43:24,738 --> 00:43:26,841
He said, "Where am I?"
656
00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:28,642
And they said,
"You're at the hospital."
657
00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:30,711
And he said, "Whoa.
658
00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:33,247
"Because I thought
I was still in hell."
659
00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:35,716
This guy he said for...
660
00:43:35,816 --> 00:43:36,917
He said it was like forever,
661
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:39,954
but it was only an hour
that he was in hell.
662
00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:44,425
And he said that it wasn't
like burning and screaming.
663
00:43:44,526 --> 00:43:47,695
It was just like he was sad
664
00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:50,865
and everybody
was sad and nervous.
665
00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:53,067
Can you imagine that?
666
00:43:54,502 --> 00:43:56,670
Being nervous forever?
667
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:01,976
Oh.
668
00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:05,779
- Are you ready?
669
00:44:07,549 --> 00:44:08,649
- Oh.
670
00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:10,985
- Come on.
671
00:44:11,085 --> 00:44:12,186
- Wait a second, wait a second.
672
00:44:12,286 --> 00:44:13,320
Just give me one second.
673
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,855
Give me one second.
674
00:44:14,955 --> 00:44:16,591
Just give me one second, man.
675
00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,292
Just one more minute.
676
00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:21,095
Oh.
677
00:44:31,906 --> 00:44:33,307
I dunno if I can do it, man.
678
00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:45,886
I have a kid.
679
00:44:53,494 --> 00:44:57,532
And I-I didn't do any of the
cool stuff before he was born.
680
00:44:57,632 --> 00:45:01,235
And I see you got this cool
tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo
681
00:45:01,335 --> 00:45:05,640
and I didn't get a quad or
snow machine or jet ski.
682
00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:06,641
And what am I supposed to say,
683
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,644
"Hey Jeremy,
I don't have $150 for you
684
00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:11,613
"because I got a tattoo."
685
00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:12,913
And you don't get it.
686
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:21,288
And now he's got
like a cool new dad
687
00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:26,293
who I don't even know his
name 'cause he won't tell me.
688
00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:30,231
And he's got this, like
cool "Fast and Furious" car
689
00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:31,732
that's like, lime green.
690
00:45:31,832 --> 00:45:34,636
And I know
that Jeremy thinks that's cool,
691
00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:36,904
but Jeremy doesn't even
tell me about that.
692
00:45:40,207 --> 00:45:44,745
And, and I just,
693
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:48,882
I just got all this fucked
up shit to say about him.
694
00:45:48,983 --> 00:45:50,884
Like, I don't know.
695
00:45:50,985 --> 00:45:53,454
I spanked him when
he was six months old
696
00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:57,659
because I was frustrated and
I didn't know what to do.
697
00:45:57,758 --> 00:45:58,792
That's why he's like that.
698
00:45:58,892 --> 00:46:01,529
And that's why Lynn is
probably such total bitch
699
00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:03,063
and she won't
ever let me see him.
700
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:04,999
Even when it's my weekend,
701
00:46:06,066 --> 00:46:09,638
she'll take him 'cause
it's like a cool trip
702
00:46:09,738 --> 00:46:10,838
or like practice,
703
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:11,972
and I don't even
know what practice is,
704
00:46:12,072 --> 00:46:14,074
she won't even tell me
what practice means.
705
00:46:14,174 --> 00:46:14,975
And...
706
00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:23,350
I don't know.
707
00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:26,153
She just, she ripped me off.
708
00:46:27,522 --> 00:46:29,223
She just ripped me off, man.
709
00:46:32,993 --> 00:46:35,362
They all just
fucking rip me off.
710
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:38,032
Ah, ah.
711
00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:41,268
They rip me off, dude.
712
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:45,507
Everybody just
fucking rip me off!
713
00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:49,544
And I don't know.
714
00:46:49,644 --> 00:46:50,811
I don't know, man.
715
00:46:52,647 --> 00:46:53,480
I don't know.
716
00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:56,450
Oh.
717
00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:59,286
Ah, ah.
718
00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:04,425
Oh, oh, oh.
719
00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:06,193
Oh my gosh.
720
00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:08,128
Oh my gosh.
721
00:47:08,228 --> 00:47:11,031
Oh, oh.
722
00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:12,433
Oh.
723
00:47:12,534 --> 00:47:14,034
Oh, head's all...
724
00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:16,638
Thank you, man.
725
00:47:17,204 --> 00:47:19,574
I think I just needed to
say some of that stuff.
726
00:47:21,810 --> 00:47:24,845
Thanks for listening to me and
just talking me through that.
727
00:47:24,945 --> 00:47:27,582
Oh, whoa.
728
00:47:28,616 --> 00:47:30,250
Yeah, I've been off.
729
00:47:30,819 --> 00:47:31,985
I've been off my
meds for about a week,
730
00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:34,254
and I haven't felt like
that in a long time.
731
00:47:34,355 --> 00:47:36,791
I just think
I needed a good buddy to...
732
00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:38,760
Oh, to talk to.
733
00:47:38,859 --> 00:47:40,494
I feel stupid.
734
00:47:40,595 --> 00:47:42,530
I wrote, I wrote Jeremy...
735
00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:46,033
I don't know if
you wrote anything, but I,
736
00:47:48,135 --> 00:47:49,336
I wrote him a letter.
737
00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:57,779
I should just, I should
just make a video right now.
738
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,480
That'd be a lot cooler.
739
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,314
He'd like that.
740
00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:04,284
Tell him some
of this cool stuff.
741
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,659
What are you doing, man?
742
00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:21,001
Oh.
743
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:23,303
Marty. Wait.
744
00:48:27,941 --> 00:48:28,976
Oh no.
745
00:48:31,613 --> 00:48:33,046
Oh.
746
00:48:33,147 --> 00:48:34,314
Oh, no, no, no, no.
747
00:48:36,785 --> 00:48:37,951
We shouldn't do this.
748
00:48:38,051 --> 00:48:39,821
We should not do this.
749
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,221
- Hold still.
750
00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:42,456
- No.
- Yeah.
751
00:48:42,557 --> 00:48:44,258
- Oh,
you gotta listen to me, man.
752
00:48:44,358 --> 00:48:46,561
- No.
- Marty, I'm cool now.
753
00:48:46,661 --> 00:48:47,695
- No.
754
00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:49,430
- No, no, no, I'm cool.
755
00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:50,698
I'm cool.
756
00:48:50,799 --> 00:48:51,733
I feel better.
757
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,735
I think I feel better.
758
00:48:53,835 --> 00:48:55,537
- Yeah, you feel better now.
759
00:48:55,637 --> 00:48:58,038
But tomorrow you're
gonna feel bad again.
760
00:48:59,507 --> 00:49:01,543
So just hold still.
761
00:49:01,643 --> 00:49:02,710
Hold tight.
762
00:49:04,813 --> 00:49:05,647
- Oh.
763
00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:09,216
Oh.
764
00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:17,692
Picture here.
765
00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:19,426
- Derek, look at me.
766
00:49:19,527 --> 00:49:21,261
Is that on good?
767
00:49:21,361 --> 00:49:22,429
- I dunno.
768
00:49:22,530 --> 00:49:23,330
- Derek!
769
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:24,866
- I can't do it.
770
00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:26,300
I don't know.
771
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,000
- Derek. No.
772
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,636
Hey, we're doing this.
773
00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:29,604
We're doing this, okay?
774
00:49:29,704 --> 00:49:30,672
- I can't do it.
775
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:31,940
- We're doing it.
- I can't do it.
776
00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:33,440
- Yeah, we are.
- I'm gonna throw up.
777
00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:34,909
- No you're not.
- I'm gonna throw up.
778
00:49:35,008 --> 00:49:35,777
- No, we're doing it now.
779
00:49:35,877 --> 00:49:37,044
Come on. Come on.
780
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,886
Derek, now! Let's go!
781
00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:46,420
- I can't do it!
782
00:49:50,758 --> 00:49:52,694
- Derek, come on!
783
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:06,774
- Okay. Okay.
784
00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,677
- Alright. Got it.
785
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,550
Derek, remember
what we talked about.
786
00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:16,483
Derek.
787
00:50:18,385 --> 00:50:19,019
Derek.
788
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,053
Look at me.
789
00:50:20,153 --> 00:50:21,923
You remember, okay?
790
00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:23,658
All right. All right.
791
00:50:23,758 --> 00:50:25,092
One, two, three, light?
792
00:50:25,192 --> 00:50:26,794
Okay. Okay, Derek.
793
00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:28,028
I'll tell you how we do it.
794
00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,531
One, two...
795
00:50:29,631 --> 00:50:30,397
Derek.
796
00:50:30,497 --> 00:50:31,900
Derek, come on.
797
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,100
Derek.
798
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,469
We're doing this now, okay?
799
00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:37,639
All right.
800
00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:38,840
No!
801
00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:40,107
No, Derek.
- Okay.
802
00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:41,943
- One, two, three, light.
803
00:50:42,042 --> 00:50:43,043
Okay, okay.
804
00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,913
All right, I'll
tell you how we do it.
805
00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:46,280
One, two...
806
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:46,948
Derek.
807
00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:48,816
Derek, come on.
808
00:50:48,917 --> 00:50:49,918
Derek.
809
00:50:50,018 --> 00:50:51,084
We count on it.
810
00:50:51,184 --> 00:50:52,887
One, two, three, light.
811
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:53,755
All right?
812
00:50:53,855 --> 00:50:55,222
All right?
813
00:50:55,322 --> 00:50:57,324
One, two, three, light.
814
00:50:58,726 --> 00:50:59,527
Derek.
815
00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:00,595
Get on here.
816
00:51:00,695 --> 00:51:01,596
Okay.
817
00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:03,765
One, two, three, light.
818
00:51:03,865 --> 00:51:04,766
- Uh-huh.
819
00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:05,700
- Come on.
820
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,602
One, two, three, light.
821
00:51:08,903 --> 00:51:10,137
Hey, one more.
822
00:51:11,238 --> 00:51:13,307
One, two, three, light.
823
00:51:14,609 --> 00:51:15,710
All right?
824
00:51:15,810 --> 00:51:16,811
- Okay. Okay.
825
00:51:16,911 --> 00:51:17,745
- Okay.
826
00:51:17,845 --> 00:51:20,414
One, two, three, light.
827
00:51:20,515 --> 00:51:21,616
Okay, Derek.
828
00:51:21,716 --> 00:51:22,984
Derek, you got it.
829
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,752
All right. Okay.
830
00:51:24,852 --> 00:51:26,020
Derek, look at me.
831
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:27,287
Okay. Okay.
- Uh-huh.
832
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:28,790
- I got you right here.
833
00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:30,892
Right here, all right.
- Uh-huh.
834
00:51:30,992 --> 00:51:32,660
- Two, three, light.
835
00:51:33,695 --> 00:51:34,696
Okay? All right.
836
00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:35,563
You got it?
837
00:51:35,663 --> 00:51:36,430
Right here.
838
00:51:36,531 --> 00:51:37,532
Right here.
839
00:51:37,632 --> 00:51:38,365
Okay?
840
00:51:38,465 --> 00:51:40,034
One, two, three,
light, right here!
841
00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:41,603
- Uh-huh.
- All right.
842
00:51:41,703 --> 00:51:42,904
All right.
843
00:51:44,171 --> 00:51:45,006
Derek!
844
00:51:46,841 --> 00:51:47,875
This is what we're doing!
845
00:51:47,976 --> 00:51:49,043
One, two, three, light!
846
00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:50,143
You get it?
- Uh-huh.
847
00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:51,045
- You get it?
848
00:51:51,144 --> 00:51:52,145
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.
849
00:51:52,245 --> 00:51:53,848
One, two, three, light!
850
00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:55,016
Right here.
851
00:51:55,115 --> 00:51:56,183
Okay?
- Uh-huh.
852
00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:57,619
- One, two,
three, light, right here.
853
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:58,352
- Uh-huh.
854
00:51:58,452 --> 00:51:59,988
- All right, here we go, buddy.
855
00:52:00,088 --> 00:52:00,922
- Uh-huh.
856
00:52:01,022 --> 00:52:01,789
- Come on, Derek.
857
00:52:01,889 --> 00:52:03,423
Come on, Derek!
858
00:52:03,524 --> 00:52:05,760
Right here, one,
two, three, light!
859
00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:07,194
Pull it.
860
00:52:07,294 --> 00:52:09,797
I don't want to do it, please.
861
00:52:09,897 --> 00:52:11,131
Here, you are gonna do it.
862
00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:12,066
- I know.
863
00:52:12,165 --> 00:52:13,034
- Yeah.
864
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:13,868
- One, two, three, light.
865
00:52:13,968 --> 00:52:14,869
I can do it.
866
00:52:14,969 --> 00:52:15,870
I can do it.
867
00:52:17,105 --> 00:52:18,138
I can do it.
868
00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,741
- One, two...
869
00:52:19,841 --> 00:52:20,975
Right here!
870
00:52:21,075 --> 00:52:22,142
One...
871
00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:23,477
Derek, get up!
872
00:52:24,679 --> 00:52:25,813
Get up.
873
00:52:28,716 --> 00:52:30,018
Okay.
- Okay.
874
00:52:30,118 --> 00:52:31,019
I can do it!
875
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:32,053
I can do it!
876
00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:33,821
I can do it!
877
00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:41,796
- One, two, three, light.
878
00:52:48,136 --> 00:52:49,269
- I'm sorry!
879
00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:52,073
I can't do it!
880
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:53,473
I can't do it!
881
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:57,078
- Derek!
882
00:53:05,252 --> 00:53:06,286
Derek.
883
00:53:08,188 --> 00:53:09,222
Derek?
884
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,326
Derek!
885
00:53:24,839 --> 00:53:25,673
Derek!
886
00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:35,315
Derek!
887
00:53:56,204 --> 00:53:57,237
Derek.
888
00:57:34,555 --> 00:57:35,488
- With
a record like yours,
889
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:39,327
you might get out in
four, four and a half.
890
00:57:39,427 --> 00:57:40,861
- Fine.
891
00:57:40,962 --> 00:57:41,796
Good.
892
00:57:43,631 --> 00:57:44,699
- What?
893
00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:47,268
- I'll do 10.
894
00:57:47,368 --> 00:57:49,971
Should probably
just stay in there.
895
00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:51,138
- Since when?
896
00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:54,342
- I'm guilty.
897
00:57:54,442 --> 00:57:56,410
- What
aren't you telling me?
898
00:57:56,510 --> 00:57:57,812
What don't I know?
899
00:58:00,014 --> 00:58:00,815
Okay.
900
00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:04,118
Hey, just go in and stand there.
901
00:58:04,218 --> 00:58:06,053
Don't say anything.
902
00:58:07,455 --> 00:58:08,622
I'm not
representing you up there.
903
00:58:08,723 --> 00:58:10,558
I'm representing me.
904
00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:11,993
I've got one last trick,
905
00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:14,228
and I don't want you
fucking up my life too.
906
00:58:15,696 --> 00:58:16,931
- What trick?
907
00:58:22,536 --> 00:58:24,138
- Because of your attorney's...
908
00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:25,506
How should I put this?
909
00:58:25,606 --> 00:58:28,542
Familiarity with the Supreme
Court's interpretation
910
00:58:28,642 --> 00:58:31,979
of MCL 750.72.
911
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:33,647
She's found for
you what the public
912
00:58:33,748 --> 00:58:37,685
derisively refers to as
the proverbial loophole.
913
00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:40,721
Based on defense counsel's
compelling argument.
914
00:58:40,821 --> 00:58:42,056
I'm left with no choice,
915
00:58:42,156 --> 00:58:44,592
but to grant a dismissal
of both counts of arson
916
00:58:44,692 --> 00:58:46,260
and one count of trespassing.
917
00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:50,064
Now, to remind you, young man,
918
00:58:50,164 --> 00:58:52,199
you're still on
probation from earlier,
919
00:58:52,299 --> 00:58:53,934
unrelated convictions.
920
00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:59,140
Accordingly to my dismay,
the dismay of the victims,
921
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:03,377
and quite frankly, to the
dismay of society as a whole,
922
00:59:03,477 --> 00:59:05,579
the defendant is free to leave.
923
00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:07,314
Thank you, Your Honor.
924
00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:09,183
- This
court is in recess.
925
00:59:09,283 --> 00:59:10,618
- What?
926
00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:12,953
- All rise.
- The thing.
927
00:59:13,054 --> 00:59:13,854
- Who?
928
00:59:14,588 --> 00:59:15,856
- Shh.
929
00:59:15,956 --> 00:59:16,590
Quiet.
930
00:59:16,690 --> 00:59:18,159
- I'm guilty.
931
00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:19,126
I'm guilty.
932
01:00:18,419 --> 01:00:20,654
- Hey Dad, I'm right here.
933
01:00:29,163 --> 01:00:29,997
Dad.
934
01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:43,043
Dad.
935
01:00:45,846 --> 01:00:47,148
Dad, wake up.
936
01:00:47,248 --> 01:00:48,048
Come on.
937
01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:58,292
- It smells like shit in here.
938
01:01:01,295 --> 01:01:02,863
Are you still here?
939
01:01:03,831 --> 01:01:05,567
- I got off.
940
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:07,234
- Dumb fucks.
941
01:01:07,334 --> 01:01:08,402
Pull the plug.
942
01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:13,240
Pull the goddamn plug!
943
01:02:28,048 --> 01:02:32,419
♪ Found release locked away ♪
944
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,691
♪ No values anymore ♪
945
01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:41,929
♪ Nowhere to turn, wasted away ♪
946
01:02:42,029 --> 01:02:44,064
♪ Build it up high ♪
947
01:02:44,164 --> 01:02:46,400
♪ The further to fall ♪
948
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,536
♪ Right down on you ♪
949
01:02:48,637 --> 01:02:51,573
♪ Wasting away ♪
950
01:04:12,419 --> 01:04:13,253
- Hey, Dad.
951
01:04:15,322 --> 01:04:16,323
- What?
952
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,493
- How you feeling?
953
01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:21,095
- Like shit.
954
01:04:21,929 --> 01:04:23,765
- Can I show you something?
955
01:04:23,864 --> 01:04:25,767
- Where's my milk?
956
01:04:25,866 --> 01:04:26,801
- Oh, it's on the top,
957
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,335
but you already
drank it at nine o'clock
958
01:04:28,435 --> 01:04:32,873
and you're not supposed to have
it before you go to bed, so.
959
01:04:32,973 --> 01:04:34,776
I have this videotape I
really want to show you.
960
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,076
- What?
961
01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:38,546
- It's this thing I did.
962
01:04:38,646 --> 01:04:41,014
Well, Derek and I did it.
963
01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:43,685
We went on this
really cool camping trip-
964
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:46,086
- Is he,
is he your boyfriend?
965
01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:51,925
- He's just really cool
guy that I'm friends with.
966
01:04:53,862 --> 01:04:55,730
He's my best friend.
967
01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:59,366
And he's got this kid named
Jeremy who's like really cool.
968
01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:04,071
But, you know,
like, I just made it.
969
01:05:04,171 --> 01:05:04,938
It's about a minute long.
970
01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,240
- What is it?
971
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:07,307
- Here.
972
01:05:07,408 --> 01:05:09,910
Just, I think, I think I
could be in trouble for it.
973
01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:11,445
- For what?
974
01:05:11,546 --> 01:05:12,212
- Well just watch.
975
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,081
It's just a, it's just a minute.
976
01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:18,218
Come on, Dad.
977
01:05:18,318 --> 01:05:19,486
- Who the hell are you?
978
01:05:37,839 --> 01:05:39,741
- Can I help you?
979
01:05:39,841 --> 01:05:41,008
- Hey.
980
01:05:41,108 --> 01:05:45,379
Yeah, I was wondering
if there was someone,
981
01:05:45,479 --> 01:05:49,483
or if it's okay that maybe
I could talk to someone
982
01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:54,589
about something
that was weird that I saw.
983
01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:59,026
- Are you here to
see someone in particular?
984
01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:02,262
- Like a cop or
a police officer?
985
01:06:09,403 --> 01:06:10,270
Hey.
986
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:13,440
- What can I help you with?
987
01:06:16,210 --> 01:06:21,315
- Actually, I just kind
of just want to look around.
988
01:06:21,415 --> 01:06:22,650
Is that okay?
989
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:23,585
- Excuse me.
990
01:06:23,685 --> 01:06:24,953
- Do you know Derek Skiba?
991
01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:25,954
- Me?
992
01:06:26,053 --> 01:06:27,354
No, I don't know.
993
01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:29,757
- Is there
a Derek Skiba in your system?
994
01:06:29,858 --> 01:06:32,125
Like a missing person?
995
01:06:33,126 --> 01:06:35,362
- Do you know his middle
name or his address?
996
01:06:39,868 --> 01:06:40,702
- No.
997
01:07:03,992 --> 01:07:05,225
I don't see anyone in here.
998
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,761
Do you know his date of birth?
999
01:07:07,695 --> 01:07:08,930
- I didn't know...
1000
01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:11,031
I don't know him well.
1001
01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:13,267
He's from here.
1002
01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:15,703
Can you maybe just
check one more time?
1003
01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:19,239
- How does this concern you?
1004
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:23,645
- I, I thought I just heard
about a guy who is named that,
1005
01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:27,180
and now he's missing, and I...
1006
01:07:27,281 --> 01:07:28,883
It's just a little
fucked up that you guys
1007
01:07:28,983 --> 01:07:30,050
don't know
anything about it, but-
1008
01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:32,252
- Do you want to file a
missing persons report?
1009
01:07:35,523 --> 01:07:36,925
- No.
1010
01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:37,825
I...
1011
01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:41,529
I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine.
1012
01:07:44,632 --> 01:07:49,236
But like,
I wouldn't be in trouble if,
1013
01:07:49,336 --> 01:07:52,941
if I were to find him or
see him or anything, right?
1014
01:07:53,508 --> 01:07:56,678
- Sounds like we need to file
a missing person's report.
1015
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,481
- Yeah, maybe.
1016
01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,251
Wait.
1017
01:08:04,351 --> 01:08:07,055
Well just put it in the
report or whatever it is
1018
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,890
that his name is Derek Skiba.
1019
01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:09,857
- Just give me one second.
1020
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:10,825
Let me go get someone.
1021
01:08:10,925 --> 01:08:15,362
- Or, well,
I mean, if you don't.
1022
01:08:54,201 --> 01:08:55,870
- Okay, can
I start with your name?
1023
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,141
- Is everything cool?
1024
01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:04,277
It's okay if
I tell you some stuff?
1025
01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:05,513
- Let's
start with your name.
1026
01:09:05,613 --> 01:09:07,180
- Great.
Because he works at
1027
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,315
First Federal Mortgage.
1028
01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:10,051
He does like paperwork things-
1029
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:12,020
- Your name, please.
1030
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,353
Do you have an I.D.?
1031
01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,891
- Hey, do you have an I.D.?
1032
01:09:19,594 --> 01:09:20,928
- I did.
1033
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:24,565
But this is all, this,
it's more about, you know-
1034
01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:27,602
- So you know someone who
hasn't been seen in a while?
1035
01:09:27,702 --> 01:09:31,673
How long and when was
this person last seen?
1036
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,843
- I, I don't
really know him that well.
1037
01:09:35,943 --> 01:09:37,177
I just...
1038
01:09:38,146 --> 01:09:41,015
I heard that some
people around here
1039
01:09:41,115 --> 01:09:42,650
that were talking about him-
1040
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:45,620
- What is your name?
1041
01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:50,323
- Martin.
1042
01:09:51,324 --> 01:09:56,463
J-A-C-K-I-T-A-N-S-K-Y.
1043
01:10:03,303 --> 01:10:04,471
Jackitansky.
1044
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:10,277
- Marty, right?
1045
01:10:11,079 --> 01:10:11,879
- Yeah.
1046
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:14,515
- The tire shop?
- Yeah.
1047
01:10:14,615 --> 01:10:16,918
- You can't come here
for bullshit like this.
1048
01:10:18,186 --> 01:10:18,986
- What?
1049
01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:20,888
- Leave. Now.
1050
01:10:23,191 --> 01:10:26,226
- Look, I have this-
1051
01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:27,595
- Go!
1052
01:10:28,129 --> 01:10:30,998
- Okay, look,
I know, but I-I just,
1053
01:10:31,099 --> 01:10:32,299
you should take a look at it.
1054
01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:34,702
- I will have
you professionally escorted.
1055
01:10:35,803 --> 01:10:36,771
- Okay, I'm...
1056
01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:37,772
I'll go.
1057
01:10:37,872 --> 01:10:40,908
But please, somebody has
to at least look at this.
1058
01:10:41,008 --> 01:10:43,276
Just look at the fucking tape!
1059
01:10:50,985 --> 01:10:51,886
Do you want to-
1060
01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:53,020
- Go!
1061
01:10:57,024 --> 01:10:57,859
Out.
1062
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:03,624
- Hi.
1063
01:12:04,424 --> 01:12:05,593
What are you up to?
1064
01:12:05,693 --> 01:12:08,495
- Why do have a shovel?
1065
01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:10,698
- Sandcastles.
1066
01:12:11,498 --> 01:12:13,701
- Are you going to the beach?
1067
01:12:13,801 --> 01:12:15,335
- I think so.
1068
01:12:15,435 --> 01:12:16,704
My name is Marty.
1069
01:12:16,804 --> 01:12:18,172
Is yours Jeremy?
1070
01:12:18,272 --> 01:12:19,073
- Yes.
1071
01:12:19,173 --> 01:12:20,107
- Yeah.
1072
01:12:20,208 --> 01:12:22,043
Yeah, I know your dad.
1073
01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:23,578
- You do?
1074
01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:24,278
- Yeah.
1075
01:12:24,377 --> 01:12:26,814
And he's a really cool guy.
1076
01:12:26,914 --> 01:12:28,049
A great guy.
1077
01:12:28,149 --> 01:12:28,850
My best friend.
1078
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:29,784
- Where is he?
1079
01:12:30,985 --> 01:12:31,719
- Your dad?
1080
01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:32,653
- Yeah.
1081
01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:36,991
- I haven't seen him in a while.
1082
01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,960
I think he's in Florida.
1083
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:40,460
- Why?
1084
01:12:40,561 --> 01:12:43,030
- Well, I don't
know, I think he just
1085
01:12:44,364 --> 01:12:45,666
wanted to think
about some things.
1086
01:12:45,766 --> 01:12:47,568
Just needed some time alone.
1087
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,036
Some dads are like that.
1088
01:12:50,238 --> 01:12:51,772
- Is your dad in Florida, too?
1089
01:12:53,406 --> 01:12:54,742
- Well, he's probably,
1090
01:12:54,842 --> 01:12:57,879
probably gonna go
there soon, I think.
1091
01:12:58,779 --> 01:12:59,614
- Why?
1092
01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:01,481
- I don't know.
1093
01:13:01,582 --> 01:13:03,618
People just go
to Florida sometimes.
1094
01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:05,987
- Are you going to Florida too?
1095
01:13:08,488 --> 01:13:10,291
- Not anymore.
1096
01:13:10,390 --> 01:13:12,326
Not yet, anyway.
1097
01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:14,394
I'm going to a place
that I used to live at.
1098
01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:15,495
- The beach?
1099
01:13:16,364 --> 01:13:18,065
- No, after that.
1100
01:13:18,165 --> 01:13:21,769
It's a place where they give
you pancakes on Thursday.
1101
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:22,703
- Cool.
1102
01:13:24,038 --> 01:13:25,706
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
1103
01:13:27,074 --> 01:13:29,844
It's a lot easier in
there than it is out here.
1104
01:13:30,811 --> 01:13:31,646
- How long?
1105
01:13:32,647 --> 01:13:34,115
- How long
am I gonna live there?
1106
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:35,016
- Yes.
1107
01:13:36,384 --> 01:13:38,219
- Probably forever.
1108
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:39,587
And then I'll go to Florida.
1109
01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:44,225
Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta
give you something, okay?
1110
01:13:44,325 --> 01:13:45,893
- Okay.
- All right.
1111
01:13:45,993 --> 01:13:48,529
You know, just don't
tell your mom, all right?
1112
01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:51,464
Just hide that in
your closet or whatever.
1113
01:13:51,565 --> 01:13:54,201
- This like a million dollars?
1114
01:13:54,302 --> 01:13:56,469
- It's almost a thousand.
1115
01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:00,541
And here, this is from your dad.
1116
01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:03,277
He wrote it for you.
1117
01:14:03,377 --> 01:14:05,279
Same thing, just
hide it in your closet.
1118
01:14:05,379 --> 01:14:06,347
Wherever.
1119
01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:08,316
Just keep it safe.
1120
01:14:08,416 --> 01:14:10,017
You can read
it when you're older.
1121
01:14:11,152 --> 01:14:11,919
- What is it?
1122
01:14:12,019 --> 01:14:14,055
Is it funny?
1123
01:14:14,155 --> 01:14:15,022
- I don't know.
1124
01:14:15,122 --> 01:14:15,923
Maybe.
1125
01:14:16,023 --> 01:14:17,925
I didn't open it.
1126
01:14:18,025 --> 01:14:21,662
Just make sure you hide it with
the other stuff, all right?
1127
01:14:23,030 --> 01:14:24,365
- Okay.
1128
01:14:24,464 --> 01:14:25,700
- Can I help you?
1129
01:14:28,569 --> 01:14:30,104
- He gave me money.
1130
01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,038
- What?
1131
01:14:32,506 --> 01:14:34,508
Why are you talking to my son?
1132
01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:37,745
Get inside, Jeremy, now.
1133
01:14:37,845 --> 01:14:38,679
- Sorry.
1134
01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:41,182
I'm friends with Derek.
1135
01:14:41,282 --> 01:14:42,116
- What?
1136
01:14:44,085 --> 01:14:45,019
You know know Derek?
1137
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,521
Do you...
1138
01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:48,622
Do you see him?
1139
01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:51,959
- I, not really.
1140
01:14:52,059 --> 01:14:53,127
Not anymore.
1141
01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,061
- Where is he?
1142
01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:59,667
You know, he can't just
stop answering his phone.
1143
01:14:59,767 --> 01:15:02,003
He owes us
a lot of fucking money.
1144
01:15:02,103 --> 01:15:04,905
And if he thinks he can run
away, I will fuck him up.
1145
01:15:05,006 --> 01:15:08,843
I will absolutely
fuck that guy up.
1146
01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:11,679
- I will give him that
message if I see him.
1147
01:15:11,779 --> 01:15:14,582
- You should,
you should give him a call.
1148
01:15:14,682 --> 01:15:15,649
- What?
1149
01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:17,051
- Call him now.
1150
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:19,453
- With what?
1151
01:15:19,553 --> 01:15:21,188
- Your fucking phone, dumb ass.
1152
01:15:21,288 --> 01:15:22,023
- I don't have a phone.
1153
01:15:22,123 --> 01:15:22,890
- Oh bullshit!
1154
01:15:22,990 --> 01:15:23,524
- I, I don't.
1155
01:15:23,624 --> 01:15:24,425
I don't...
1156
01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:26,127
Whoa, seriously?
1157
01:15:26,227 --> 01:15:27,028
- Give it to me!
1158
01:15:27,128 --> 01:15:28,396
Give it to me!
- I don't have a phone.
1159
01:15:28,496 --> 01:15:29,463
- Martel!
1160
01:15:29,563 --> 01:15:30,331
- No, I-
1161
01:15:30,431 --> 01:15:31,232
- Oh really? Oh, really?
1162
01:15:31,332 --> 01:15:32,099
- Stop it.
1163
01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:34,835
Stop!
- Yeah.
1164
01:15:34,935 --> 01:15:35,736
Martel!
1165
01:15:36,604 --> 01:15:38,305
This fucking guy knows Derek!
1166
01:15:38,406 --> 01:15:39,473
- No, I...
1167
01:15:39,573 --> 01:15:40,341
- Give me your phone.
1168
01:15:40,441 --> 01:15:42,043
Give me your phone.
1169
01:20:23,891 --> 01:20:24,925
- Whoa!
1170
01:20:28,195 --> 01:20:29,163
Oh gosh.
1171
01:20:29,263 --> 01:20:30,464
Get away.
1172
01:20:30,565 --> 01:20:31,332
Get away.
1173
01:20:31,432 --> 01:20:32,232
Come on.
1174
01:20:34,803 --> 01:20:35,836
Oh.
1175
01:20:36,705 --> 01:20:37,539
- Are you gonna...
1176
01:20:37,639 --> 01:20:38,439
Get out.
1177
01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:40,107
Everybody back out.
1178
01:22:01,355 --> 01:22:03,525
- "Dear, Jeremy.
1179
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:05,492
"I love you.
1180
01:22:08,530 --> 01:22:10,998
"Always know that
1181
01:22:12,567 --> 01:22:17,237
"I did not do anything
1182
01:22:20,207 --> 01:22:24,712
"because of anything
1183
01:22:25,914 --> 01:22:30,217
"you that, you did."
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