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¿Qué fue, mi cabrón? Que no tenemos ningún virus. Ya se los dijimos. Mira,

tengo síntomas de nada. No tengo tos, no tengo fiebre, no tengo moco. Mi papá

nos está esperando. Ya nos tenemos que ir.

Puede que estés contagiado. Los síntomas se manifiestan varios días después.

Es injusto que estemos aquí. Esto es un secuestro.

Esto es motivo de seguridad nacional.

Tendrán que estar aquí hasta que estemos seguros de su estado de salud.

Y si estamos infectados, ¿por qué no estamos en un hospital?

Los hospitales están saturados, joven.

But as soon as the symptoms are present, we'll take them.

Hey, even if you give me my cell phone, right? No, we're not going to give you

anything, you asshole.

Don't worry, son. As soon as they realize that we don't have the

they'll let us go.

Do I look bad? Do I have a sign of being sick or something?

No, you don't look sick.

And do I look sick?

No, not at all.

Oh, well.

Entonces esperemos que pronto pase todo esto Ojalá

Those bastards.

The oxen.

Look.

The fucking government sent us the oxen.

But I'm hungry.

Take whatever you want.

Ay, no, qué coraje. En mi maleta grande traía mi ropa normal. En esta solo

traigo pura lencería.

Al menos tú traes maleta con algo de ropa. Yo no traigo nada más que esto.

Al parecer vamos a dormir los dos en la misma cama.

Este... Pues yo me puedo dormir en el suelo si quieres.

No, ¿cómo crees? La cama es demasiado grande. Cabemos los dos sin problema.

Mi papá no se enojará porque... Pues se ve así en lencería y además...

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Buen día, mami.

Buen día.

Oye, este... ¿Quieres pedirte una disculpa por lo que pasó anoche?

¿Por qué? ¿Por casi tirarme de la cama?

Pues... ¿O por repegarme tu pene recto en mis nalgas?

Sí, por eso.

No te preocupes, entiendo perfectamente. ¿Extrañas mucho tu novia?

Sí, la verdad mucho.

¿Por qué?

Con razón andas como burro en primavera.

Va a ser que me apene.

Hey, do you miss your dad?

Yes, I do.

And how do you get rid of your feelings when you can't have sex with him?

Well, I masturbate.

Okay.

I think we're already talking about things that we probably shouldn't.

Oh, we're old.

We can talk about anything.

Yes, you're right.

In fact, you should masturbate to relax a little.

Sí, ¿verdad? Sería bien.

Sí, métete al baño y mastúrbate. Yo no tengo problemas.

Qué bueno que seas tan comprensiva.

Gracias. Tú también mastúrbate con toda confianza.

Sí, en un ratito más lo voy a hacer. Después de masturbarme quedo bien

¿En serio? Qué bien.

Oye, y una pregunta indiscreta.

¿Cómo a qué hora piensas hacerlo? Digo, para estar pendiente.

Obvio, cuando tú te duermas.

Ah, o sea, ¿que te daría pena que yo te viera?

No, pero hay cosas que debemos de mantener distancia por la relación

que llevamos.

Es bueno saber que no te haría vergüenza.

Ay, mira, ya nos trajeron el desayuno.

Ay, qué bueno. Yo estaba muriendo de hambre.

Una cosa.

Si tengo una erección, no es porque extraña a mi novia, sino porque me

verte en la entería.

¿Cómo, cómo?

Nada, vamos a comer.

¿Cómo? Tienes que explicarme eso.

No, mira.

Vamos a comer mejor.

Ah, pinche gobierno.

Ni la burla, perdona. Otra vez lo enchivón.

Ay, mira, cafecito.

Salud. Salud.

When we finish breakfast, you have to explain what you told me, okay?

Okay, that's fine.

I'm going to wash my hands. I don't want that coronavirus thing to stick to me.

Okay,

tell me what you told me.

What? What do you mean, don't do it?

You told me that you wanted to see me in real life and I don't know what.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sorry.

I didn't think you'd be so serious about masturbation. Does it bother you that I

masturbate in bed?

No, but I thought you'd do it in the bathroom.

Well, I like masturbating in bed, but you haven't answered me if it bothers

that I do it here.

No, but just stay by your bed.

Okay.

What?

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Someone else might be already eyeing the same girl you want. Go get her before

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You're very daring, son.

You're provoking me.

I didn't do anything.

You're a hothead. Look how much milk you took out.

I need a lot more.

Really? Let me go get some paper to clean you up.

I wish we could masturbate together.

I don't know. Maybe one day.

Cheer up.

How about we die of coronavirus?

Obviously not.

Oye, que rico me tocas, eh.

Ya se me va a parar otra vez.

No, ya relájate. Mejor duérmete un poco.

No.

¿Otra vez la traes parada?

Pues así me pones.

Ya vas a empezar con tus alabazos.

Esa lanzería de hoy se quedó muy sexy.

Gracias. ¿Y qué? ¿Ya vas a andar desnudo?

I don't have clean clothes. I'm out of them.

How many clean clothes do you have left? Just a set.

Oh, I hope you're done soon.

You're going to be naked like this. I hope they don't take me out of here

before. I think you're going to be long.

What, are you going to masturbate?

Well, you look very sexy.

You're a pervert.

You too.

Yesterday you were looking at me while I was masturbating.

That also makes you a pervert.

Yes, do you think so?

Yesterday I heard you while you were masturbating in the bathroom.

You heard me? I tried not to make noise.

Tus gemidas te delataron.

Gime es muy rico, ¿eh?

Oye, a ver a tus gemidas como anoche. No, necesito sentir rico para poder

Pues vamos a masturbarnos juntos.

Anda.

Bueno, me meto al baño, me masturbo y me escuchas gemir. No, no, no, no. Aquí.

Me excita verte.

¿Aquí? Sí. Anda, por favor.

Thank you.

Hey guys,

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option. Getting laid has never been easier with our precise geolocated tags

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join the Mile High Club or whatever the fuck you want with these girls only on

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Don't let these girls be lonely anymore.

Someone else might be already eyeing the same girl you want. Go get her before

someone else might.

It won't cost you anything to just pay a visit to fuckernow .com. It's the

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Yes, didn't you know?

No.

Hey, why didn't you tell me last night?

Do you want to?

Yes, I'm excited.

Enseñamelas.

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and continuous monitoring systems to find out who really wants to fuck. There

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more. Now go have one night stands.

Join the Mile High Club or whatever the fuck you want with these girls only on

fuckernow .com. Don't let these girls be lonely anymore.

Someone else might be already eyeing the same girl you want. Go get her before

someone else might.

It won't cost you anything to just pay a visit to fuckernow .com. It's the

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Don't miss the opportunity to have some real fun with real women.

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I'm sure she'll see you in there.

I had never seen him in porn.