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(Captain Planet) By your powers combined, | am Captain Planet.

~ Captain Planet he's the man leading the charge J

J Earth's number one fan I

~ Check him out you're gonna see J

f He's the Mega Mac Daddy of ecology f

~ Cap's the hero with the gumption I

~ Takes on the overs population and consumption f

~ Yeah he could use a better groomer J

~ Some people say he's got a bad sense of humor J

| am back!

S But when eco-villains run amok Jf

~ Plundering and pillaging yuck f

~ Cap's here to level the playing field J

~ With a PhD in sustainable yield J

~ But he's not the only hero for Earth f

~ Gaia's wisdom gave the Planeteers birth J

< Wheeler's the fire Ma-Ti's got heart f

~ Gi's got the power to make waters part J

~ Kwame's rocking with element Earth f

~ And Linka uses wind for all she's worth JS

f Still Greedlys and Blights trash our planet

f It's up to us to say we won't stand it I

~ Raise your voice and challenge your peers J

I Say it's way cool to be Planeteers JS

(Captain Planet) The Power is Yours!

[instrumental music]

[birds chirping]

[music continues]

[water gurgling]

[engine revving]

Alright!

Let her rip!

[engine revving]

Whoo-hoo.

This baby can really crank! Heh!

[water splashing]

Hey, man, what did we hit?

Oh, just one of those stupid sea cows.

(male #1) ‘More like sea slugs.’

"They're too small to get out of our way.’

Can't we do something about this slaughter?

[indistinct chatter]

Somebody needs to.

Manatees are fighting a losing battle against pollution

habitat destruction

and most grotesquely, motor-boat propellers.

[Suchi screeching]

It is cruelsome.

And it's gonna get worse, "The National Exaggerator" says

there's a radical speedboat race coming up in Florida.

The Manatee 500.

You have to get the promoters to call it off

before they wipe out what few manatees are left.

We don't have to cancel the big '50s retro party

they're planning, too, do we?

Belinda Bubblebutt from "Babewatch" will be there

with her co-star Danny Dazzleduff.

Huh. Belinda is more beautiful than an Amazon parrot.

Oh! Wow, wow, wow.

Grow up, Wheeler, stop wasting your time

watching mindless drool.

Hey, | learn a lot from babewatching.

Like what?

Uh, like, giving mouth to mouth.

You want a demonstration?

In your dreams.

[seagulls squawking]

(Wheeler) ‘But we've just gotta see Belinda and Danny.’

(Tank) Yeah, yeah, | know.

You'll just die if you don't get to meet 'em.

It is a matter of life and death.

Hey, I'm an actor. You could have my autograph.

Only if it's on a check with a lot of zeros.

Just for that, you and banana-breath

will never get anywhere near Bubblebutt Or Dazzleduff.

Nice going, Yankee noodle.

Uh, don't worry, you can see the "Babewatch" stars

when they signal the start of the big race.

(Wheeler) That'll be too late!

But | just came up with a plan

to get past the incredible bulk.

- | will help you, Wheeler. - ‘Heh.’

While you guys play the dysfunctional duo

we'll check up on the manatees.

Let's hook up later at that funky little restaurant

‘down on the beach. '

You better take Suchi.

[Suchi screeching]

We'll be operating incognito.

[Suchi screeching]

(Wheeler) Man, how do those "Babewatch" guys look so buff

wolfing all that junk food?

[Suchi screeching]

You are right, Suchi, it is very unusual.

Practically, primordial manatees

are among the oldest creatures on the planet.

[water splashing]

[chuckles] Hey, cut that out.

Unfortunately, they have never learned to fear humans.

Ah. That may be their downfall.

(Linka) Suchi, you're supposed to look, not touch.

A-ha!

[water splashing]

[Suchi screeching]

[Suchi screeching]

[laughing]

[all laughing]

(Ma-Ti) ‘With the ozone as thin as it is, why would anyone want'

‘a double dose of ultraviolet radiation?’

Probably what fried his brain.

Doping him is gonna be a piece of cake.

(Wheeler) ‘Make that a piece of pie.’

Hey, who's blocking my rays?

Uh, pizza delivery for Ms. Bubblebutt.

Oh, okay, go ahead.

[dramatic music]

Um, excuse me, but you are increasing

your risk of skin cancer by..

Uh, wait a second.

Ms. Bubblebutt don't eat pizza.

- She's macro-neurotic. - What are you do--

[groaning]

| can't see! Ah!

[screaming]

[water splashing]

[coughing]

Ah.

You couldn't just let the goon wrinkle up like a prune?

(Gi) | sure hope Wheeler and Ma-Ti

have talked to the "Babewatch" stars.

[grunts] There's not much time left before the race.

Bozhe moi!

It is pathetic that we need help

from overexposed, under-dressed bimboids.

(Gi) Clearly, the race promoters ain't concerned

that speed boats are killing the manatees.

Excuse me.

Did you say speed boats are "killing" the manatees?

[Suchi screeching]

Oh, wow!

[chuckles] | don't know what's gotten into him.

Uh, maybe | need a stage name.

How about Harry Grant?

Or Sylvester Baloney?

Tom Bruise!

Or Arnold Shortswagger.

Wheeler, this is our fourth disguise.

Trust me, | know it's gonna work this time.

Clint Beastwood.

"Go ahead. Cross my bridge."

What range! What feeling!

This guy is perfect for our next picture.

Really?

Give him an audition, MK.

Great idea, JW.

[gigglin Me? a)

You betcha.

We are big Hollywood producers

here to see Belinda Baby and Dynamo Dan.

Oh, go right ahead, Mr. Producer Sirs.

Uh, uh, hey!

What about my big audition?

(Wheeler) Uh, yeah, uh, uh, yeah, well, uh

don't call us, w-we'll call you.

[seagull squawking]

Hey, give that back!

[screaming]

[water splashing]

[gasping]

[seagull squawking]

Hey, you're not Hollywood moguls.

| was gonna be a star.

[sobbing] Oh, man, life is so cruel..

What is taking them so long?

[Suchi sighs]

- Here they come. - 'Hm.'

(Linka) ‘It does not look like'

‘you got the star treatment.’

We'd have seen 'em if that muscle-head

guarding 'em wasn't such a pain. Right, Ma-Ti?

Ha. W-w-w..

What is it?

Ma-Ti, i-it's them!

It's really them.

It's B-B-Belinda B-B-Bubblebutt

an-and D-D-Danny Dazzleduff.

Have you flipped your wig, Yankee?

This is Betty and Dirk.

They are nice, caring, ordinary people.

(Linka) ‘Not dim-witted flesh flaunters'

‘who know nothing about the real world.’

They sure look like them, but | guess you're right.

What would they be doing with us nobodies?

Dirk and Betty have agreed to help us try and stop the race.

We are gonna talk to, uh, Belinda and Danny right now.

[instrumental music]

No way you're gonna get by that narcissistic neanderthal.

You again? I'm gonna..

Oh, I-l-l didn't see you.

We are here to see Belinda and Danny.

You got something in your eye?

We'll just, like, go in now, you know?

Oh, no, you don't.

It's okay, they're, like, with us.

Grrr!

If you can get these mega stars to go public

with the manatee crisis, the promoter

will have to cancel the race.

(Greedly) Nah. We ain't gonna do that.

[snorts] Are we, Rigger?

Nope, nope, boss.

(all) Greedly?

You, like, gotta call off the race, Mr. Greedly.

Like, for the manatees, man.

[Greedly laughing]

Did you hear that, Rigger?

The "Babewatch" big shots

wanna save the manatees.

(all sone

| told you it was them!

Look, Mr. Greedly, we're dead serious about this.

"Dead" is the keyword.

So listen up, all you Planet-louses.

You're gonna keep your yap shut.

[laughing]

Wrong, windbag! Wind!

(Greedly) My money!

Kwame, come on!

What happened, Mr. Greed..

Ooh!

Aah!

[Suchi screeching]

- Hurry, hurry! - Come on!

[water splashing]

Uh-oh!

- Come on, Suchi. - Oh!

[gunshot]

[water splashing]

[intense music]

[dramatic music]

[breathing heavily]

How do you know life-saving?

[panting] |, like, seen my stunt double do this on TV, you know?

[Suchi screeching]

He's not breathing.

Well, | learned mouth to mouth on "Babewatch," too.

Like, from the casting director.

[groaning]

[coughing]

Oh, wow, it, like, really works!

| have to apologize. | was wrong about you.

That's okay.

Like, lots of people think I'm an oxygen-head.

[chuckles] | think you mean airhead.

Ah, what? | had the weirdest dream.

Huh? | must still be dreaming.

Wheeler, you are finally awake.

You mean this isn't a crazy 1950s nightmare?

No, man, this is, like, real life.

- See? - Ow!

Then why are we dressed like this?

As cover for a rescue mission.

- Ah, what happened? - Huh, you bumped your head.

Belinda gave you mouth to mouth.

What? Belinda Bubblebath gave me mouth to mouth?

And | don't remember? Man, that's like a real nightmare.

[laughing]

(Greedly) ‘Well, Rigger.’

[Greedly mumbling]

‘Just a little while, and the race will be underway.’

[munching]

But, boss, Dazzleduff and Bubblebutt

are supposed to flag the start.

Oh, yeah? Well, we've got Danny.

And we can threaten to croak the Planet-pukes

if he doesn't cooperate.

What are we gonna do about Belinda?

Hey, boss, with a wig and a little padding

I'd be a dead ringer for the beached bombshell.

Hogwash.

It'd be easier for me to, like, look like a babe.

No way! I'd be a better Belinda.

In a pig's eye!

[instrumental music]

[blowing]

pop

Ah!

Once | wax this hair off, I'll show the boss

who's the best Bubblebutt. Yup, yup.

Here. Let me help you with it.

[screaming]

[groaning]

A little lipstick to enhance my pigment.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[groaning]

Ah!

Quit clowning around, Rigger.

Sooey!

[chuckles] I'm some dish.

You look, like, uh, divine, boss.

A couple of years on Waist Watchers

and you'll be almost as bodacious a-a babe as me.

Diet? | don't need no stinking diet.

Cinch me up.

[groaning]

- Uh.. - How is that, boss?

Fine.

Just a little tight.

Ah. Ooh.

Ah! Ooh.

[breathing heavily]

Yo, it's time to leave for the race.

Oh, goodie. You're back, Ms. Bubblebutt.

[chuckles] Just call me babycakes, boss.

Ooh, bad hair day.

[seagulls squawking]

(Greedly) Now, don't forget, the Planet-punks’, uh, health

is in your hands.

Danny looks okay, but Belinda? Pee-yoo, pee-yoo.

Now | know what they mean by TV magic.

Remember to tell 'em that whoever hits the most manatees

wins a bonus prize.

With any luck, we'll turn the Manatee 500

into the Manatee 450.

[laughing]

[grunting]

[intense music]

In a bind again, huh?

Fire!

[Suchi screeching]

Thanks, Wheeler.

Now we must get to the starting line

before Greedly begins the race.

[music continues]

We cannot use this.

Then, like, we're not gonna go very fast.

Oh, yes, we are. Water.

[whooshing]

[thuds]

Hey, uh, could you get Mr. Toasty-Face

out of the shot there?

Hey, Mr. Greedly, ain't that..

Trouble! Get Dazzle-puss into the boat.

Um, my apologies, folks.

[snorts] Rig.. Um, uh..

Ms. Bubblebutt will be starting the race by herself.

Right this way, Mr. Dazzleduff.

(Greedly) Make sure the Planet-pukes see him.

| wanna get them away from the starting line.

[engine revving]

[cheering]

There goes Greedly!

And, like, he's got Danny, man.

Then we need more speed. Wind!

[whirring]

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

- Come on! - Oh, oh!

[indistinct yelling]

- Hang on! - Hang on!

[indistinct yelling]

[engine revving]

We cannot catch them.

And they're almost to where we saw the manatees.

Tank, I, uh..

Great physique you've got there.

[chuckles] Thanks.

Maybe | can use you on my show.

Uh, let's see you flex.

Okay. That's my specialty.

Now let's see a reverse angle.

Hey!

Whoa!

[water splashing]

[panting] Hey.

[engine revving]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Oh! Whoa! Oh.

Ah! Oh.

[water splashing]

Hey, ow, ow! Hey, watch the face!

My nose! Oh, hey.

Whoo-hoo! Not the nose! Not the nose!

Bummer, they're gonna hit the manatees!

Not if we can help it. Let our powers combine.

- Earth! - Fire!

- 'Wind!’ - 'Water!'

Heart!

By your powers combined, | am Captain Planet.

How now, sea cow?

That was a close shave, literally.

[engine revving]

[engine sputtering]

What's wrong with this tub?

Looks like you finally gave me my props.

And, uh, your prop.

[crashes]

- Whoa! - Whoa! Whoo!

[water splashing]

Is that you, Mr. Greedly?

Ah!

Ah-hoo, ah-hoo, ah-hoo..

Get this beast away from me!

[gunshot]

Oh, no, we forgot the race!

[engines revving]

[screaming]

[water splashing]

- Hey, she's a he! - Yeah, she never had--

‘Do you think those are..'

This is a shame!

[indistinct chatter]

Help me!

Those speedboat propellers will rip me to shreds!

Gee, where have we heard that before?

But don't worry, Greedly, wouldn't want anything

to harm the manatees.

Let me give you a lift.

pew

Whoa!

[screaming]

[grunts] The winner!

Oh. Second place.

Uh, third! And fourth!

That was pretty cool.

Uh, but how are we supposed to get back?

[groaning]

You need to exercise a litthe humanity.

You can row, row, row your boats back to the marina.

[instrumental music]

Some fab party, eh, Ma-Ti?

Ma-Ti?

Hey, we've got some good news.

Yeah, man, the marina owner says, like, from now on

instead of powerboats, he's gonna, like, have kayak races.

- Alright! - Yeah, that's the way!

And it's, like, all because of you, you know?

Get ready, little buddy, here it comes.

Ah!

[clears throat] Hey, where's my kiss?

Like, you already got yours when | fished you out of the water.

- | gotta save my lips. - But w-wait! Ah..

[water splashing]

Save me, please?

Save me.

- Yuck. - Like..

You got mouth to manatee. Get it?

[laughing]

[slurping]

Yuck, yuck!

(Planeteers) Go, planet!

Manatees are among the gentlest creatures on Earth

‘and are an important part of their ecosystem.’

In 1994, only about 2000 manatees

‘were counted along the Florida coast.’

(Wheeler) Tragically, 200 were killed

many by careless boaters.

But by following a few simple rules

we can still have fun boating without hurting manatees.

If you want to help, call Save The Manatee Club

at 1-800-4-3-2-JOIN.

(all) The power is yours.

- Earth! - Fire!

- Wind! - Water!

- Heart! - Go, planet!

(Captain Planet) By your powers combined

| am Captain Planet.

~ Captain Planet he's our hero J

~ Gonna take pollution down to zero f

f He's our powers magnified f

f And he's fighting on the planet's side J

~ Captain Planet he's our hero J

~ Gonna take pollution down to zero f

£ Gonna help him put asunder J

~ Bad guys who like to loot and plunder I

You'll pay for this, Captain Planet!

~ We're the Planeteers you can be one too f

~ 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do J

~ Looting and polluting is not the way f

~ Hear what Captain Planet has to say Jf

The power is yours!

[screeching]

[elephant trumpeting]