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(Captain Planet) By your powers combined, | am Captain Planet!

~ Captain Planet he's the man Jf

f Leading the charge earth's number one fan f

~ Check him out you're gonna see J

f He's the Mega Mac Daddy of ecology! J

~ Cap's a hero with the gumption I

~ Takes on the overpopulation and consumption Jf

~ Yeah he could use a better groomer J

~ Some people say he's got a bad sense of humor 2

I'm back!

S But when eco-villains run amok Jf

~ Plundering and pillaging J

~ Cap's here to level the playing field J

~ With a PhD in sustainable yield J

~ But he's not the only hero for Earth f

~ Gaia's wisdom gave the Planeteers birth J

< Wheeler's the fire Ma-Ti's got heart f

~ Gi's got the power to make waters part J

J Kwame's rockin' with element Earth f

~ And Linka uses wind for all she's worth JS

f Still Greedlys and Blights trash our planet

f It's up to us to say we won't stand it! J

~ Raise your voice and challenge your peers J

f Say it's way cool to be Planeteers! JJ

(Captain Planet) The power is yours!

[dramatic music]

It's heavier than we thought.

These tubs are total rusty.

Single hull.

‘Judging from the algae and oxidation’

she sank over 20 years ago.

(Gi) The outcropping it's resting on is eroding.

‘One more back storm could push her over the edge. '

Forget one more.

‘This storm is gonna do it.’

‘Oh, no. Ohl!’

Hang on.

[whirrs]

'We will use Eco-sub to counterbalance.’

But you must work fast.

Da, there is no telling how long

the shelf will hold?

If it goes, this toxic cargo

will create an eco-disaster

‘like we used to see in the o..'

Oh! Kwame.

‘Gi, lookout.’

Oh! Watch out.

[both grunt]

Doctor Blight.

[dramatic music]

We're in double jeopardy.

We need help from the big guy.

Then, let our powers combine.

- Earth. - Fire.

Wind.

[laser shots]

- Water. - Heart.

(Captain Planet) By your powers combined

| am as always Captain planet.

Long time no summon, Planeteers.

At least my hairline hasn't budged.

And there's less waist these days.

Uh, toxic waste that is.

But now, it's time for a dip with Dr. Drift.

[all scream]

[whirrs]

[screams]

(Captain Planet) Still sucking up, eh, Doctor Blight?

‘Leave it to Greedly to add back to the fire.'

[explosions]

Hey, batter, batter, batter. Hey, batter.

Swing!

[explosions]

Hey, I'm good.

Maybe, I'll try out for the Atlanta's Braves.

[groans]

Got to stop it.

Can't let crash..

...too much toxic still inside.

[coughs]

Must regenerate.

[grunts]

The power is yours.

[dramatic music]

~ Zing-a-dang-dang I've got the rings JI

[laughs]

(Plunder) ‘Congratulations, Blight.’

‘You too Greedly old boy.’

We've still got it.

With the planet pests out of the way

nothing can stop me from becoming the next President.

Except for me.

Well, whichever of us wins this election..

[chomps]

... It'll beat the slap out of some honest eco-ick

getting into the Oblong Office.

Too true.

But the power is mine.

f~ Zing-a-ding-ding ff

[laughs]

(Rigger) And now it's mine. Yep, yep, yep.

So...Plunder, we did our part.

When are you gonna take care of that Jane Green candidate?

She's ahead in the polls.

Yeah, she's the only thing standing between us

and a free ride on Air Force one.

My running mates are on it.

Stay tuned for a newsflash.

(Blight) With Green out of the way.

I'm the red, white and blue shoo in.

Dream on, doctor.

My campaign commercials are flooding the airwaves.

Ours too, look, boss, it's you and Honest Abe.

Ask not what | can do for your country

ask what | can do for you.

Tell them, Mr. Rigger. Oops!

[dramatic music]

Uh, so, vote the demagogue ticket, yep, yep, yep!

More like dumb a hog.

(male announcer on TV) ‘Vote the Plunder Pinehead's Republican Party ticket.’

‘So, these kids can grow up filthy rich.’

| believe in big tax breaks.

The bigger the income, the bigger the break.

No matter how you got it, you shouldn't have to share it.

Nobody's naive enough to elect any of you.

Now, now, now-now, be sweet, Bitsy dear.

My own daughter turning on me.

How could | have raised an eco freak?

Why did | let you hack into MAL's memory bank

and study the planet pains?

It's all your fault.

You ruined her.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Don't blame Uncle MAL, it's not his fault

that I'm voting for Jane Green.

Only, if she's still in the running.

Now, get lost, everyone.

Counselor MAL-content and | need to strategize.

Ugh, | thought those lame duck losers would never leave.

Call me fragged, but | don't believe

for one millisecond that you'd let

one of those twits win the election.

Right, you are, compu-sir.

Voila!.

If by some quirk, | don't win.

I'll simply go back in my latest time machine

and stuff the ballot boxes.

Just think.

I'll be the first AIVP.

Artificially Intelligent Vice President.

Are you kidding?

There's a long history

of artificial intelligence in office.

‘MAL baby, with the Planet pests under wraps'

we're headed straight for the Blight house.

[laughter]

Locate Planeteers. Enter.

Bitsy, Bitsy, Bitsy.

Hacking into my hard drive is ano, no.

We've discussed this ad nauseam.

But Uncle MALikins

you're the only one who can help me.

My hero!

You're the apple of my icon.

However, helping you would be political suicide.

But don't worry, | won't leak the story to your mother.

Bye, Bits.

[whirrs]

There's gotta be a way.

[dramatic music]

| wonder..

[crackles]

There's something familiar about this scene.

(Planeteers) Go Planet!

[dramatic music]

She's really melting down my patience.

Ugh, stand still, blaufuss!

[whooshes]

- Planeteers! - Who is that?

Got me. But she's sure babester.

| know this is gonna sound crazy.

But I've come to the past to help you rescue yourselves

in the future that is.

You are right, that sounds crazy.

Look, | can explain.

| can prove, I'm from the future

‘py telling you what's gonna happen next.’

First mom's gonna do figure eight around Cap.

"Then caps gonna Say..

(both) Next time, let me know

when you're going there buzz by.

Now, Caps gonna blow mom away with a lightning bolt.

‘Well, of course, he'll save her.’

Incredible, she is either from the future or psychic.

We're running out of time, Planeteers.

You've got to believe me.

How can we trust an offspring of Blights?

It could be a trap.

Maybe, but, at least

I'll get to see how cute you turn out, Blondie .

It's now or never. Please.

Let's go for it.

Later, Planeteers. The power is yours!

Ma-Ti, our powers.

[intense music]

Well, Gi, it looks like our powers are a thing of the past.

Put these on, in case someone comes in.

Gross. | can't wear this. No offence!

But I'm turning mine inside out.

Hey, | understand, but if you think

that's scary, check out the campaign promises.

Vote for me, I'm the co-dependent ticket

and live better through chemistry.

We bring dead things to life.

And vice versa.

Blight's still an environmental disaster.

I've told mom a 1000 times

balloon releases kill animals.

How did Blight manage to do all this?

With enough ill gotten gains, anyone can run for office.

Wait. What's this?

Hello, citizens.

Regretfully, | have decided

to withdraw from the race for President.

In a startling development, leading candidate

Jane Green dropped out of the race.

‘No one can locate Ms. Green for comment.'

She's probably been kidnapped like you guys.

| mean, the future you guys.

Green was the only one who could beat mom and the others.

We could still try out something.

We can't, we don't know

where they're hiding Green and..

...the future Planeteers.

And if we tip our hand they may

do something drastic to Green and...us.

Oh! This is too confusing.

We can't even summon Cap

because we don't have all our powers.

(Blight) ‘| don't care what you say.’

‘My trickle down pollution platform is a winner.’

Quick! Act like, uh, Campaigners.

Bitsy, what are you up to?

With Jane Green out of the race

| decided to campaign for you mom.

‘My friends are gonna help too.’

| knew you'd come around, my Itsy Bitsy.

I'm gonna ralph.

(Greedly) There you go, future VP elect.

Kids to help with your VP lackey work.

Something familiar about these guys, yep-yep.

Yeah, then again

my memory isn't what it used to be, huh.

(Rigger) ‘Hey, boss, don't they look familiar?’

[snorts]

| don't have time to play games.

I've gotta prepare for the great debate.

| need makeup.

Because...image is everything.

Come on, campaign kitties

you're gonna help the big boss get elected.

We've gotta find ourselves

because our future's fading fast.

[dramatic music]

No Planeteers leads in Plunders office.

Check out this dung slinging debate.

And your stance on illegal immigrants, Mr. Plunder.

Why not just ask Doctor Blight?

She's got one for a running mate.

Seriously, does anyone really know

where that MAL thing is from?

Oh, listen to Mr. Plunder-full.

He invented the L and R scandal, loan and repo.

| am not a crook.

Heaven help us, if they're ever running the country.

Uh, Mr. Plunder, is it true

you're lining your pockets with money

from special interest groups.

Why are you picking on me?

Greedly is the one taking millions

‘from fast food and candy companies.’

‘Not to mention a lifetime supply of party snacks.’

Not one dime or one donut.

[laughter]

[snorts] Oops.

Doctor Blight, is it true you want to

turn national parks into landfills?

Well , yes, uh, but let's not skirt the real issue here.

Ask my unesteemed colleague about Plunder-nomics?

What's wrong with tax cuts for the rich?

You'll get one.

Oh! Goodie.

(Linka) ‘We'd better get cracking before’

‘someone's elected by a mudslide.’

For once your choice of words is right, Linka.

And we don't want to get buried under it.

[dramatic music]

(Wheeler) So, Rigger old buddy.

What's gonna happen to us after the election?

That's for me to know and you to..

...uh, not know, now

what do you want for your last meal?

Last meal, | guess, that answered my question.

So, what do you want?

(Ma-Ti) 'A vote for Greedly, Blight or Plunder’

is a vote against our planet.

Have you considered a write-in vote

instead of the three candidates?

Huh, it's not even worth voting with Jane Green out.

But daddy, you have to vote.

Listen to your daughter.

Your vote is your voice in how the country is run.

- See, daddy. - You're right, honey.

| will vote.

Wheeler, how can you eat

while the rest of us are working?

I'm working too.

Rigger sent me to fetch six food orders.

And | may have discovered, my newest

all-time favorite Burger.

A double, double bacon, peanut butter

and banana cheeseburger

with extra ketchup.

Ah, disgusting! Only you could eat that.

If only Wheeler can eat that..

Where are you Supposed to deliver the food?

The voter debate hotel, penthouse.

Let's go.

Hey, | won't mind if | eat my own burger.

Will 1?

[dramatic music]

[knocking on door]

Coming.

You deserve a break in today.

[grunts]

[indistinct chatter]

Wow! It's us to the rescue.

My gosh! | can't believe my eyes.

That's it. Geo jerks.

Oh, two sets of geo jerks!

You? | am so tall.

That's right, kid.

Not only is a growth spurt coming

but you'll learn to contract.

Wow!

Bitsy.

What?

You've been playing with the time machine?

Oh, great! More planet pests.

Aye, aye, aye, aye.

This is not good, Bitsy.

Oh, Uncle MAL, | couldn't sit by

while mom destroyed the planet.

You don't understand.

Plunder's rigged the hotel to explode

right after the election.

Say what?

[helicopter whirrs]

Oh my, it looks like

I'll have to blow this joint a little early

since, I'm not about to blow the election.

But this hotel belongs to Mr. Greedly.

An added perk.

In five minutes, all the eco-nuisances

and plain Jane Green

will be political history.

Run, Bitsy, run.

Too late.

[whizzes]

[indistinct yells]

Well, I'm off to make my acceptance speech.

Time for a team beam.

No rings.

Two of our power stayed in the past.

Hey, | got four planet-puke rings.

Will that help?

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, mine's not here.

But mine is.

Let our powers..

- You go. - No, please, you.

Let our powers combine. Earth.

Fire.

- You go for old time sake. - Wind.

- 'Water.' - Heart.

(both) We're two, two, two captain one.

By your powers combined

| am Captain Planet.

Time to crash this political party.

Cap, you've got to find Jane Green.

And we don't know what room the bombs in.

Hate to eavesdrop, but there are lives at stake.

The following may contain adult material.

Childish discretion is advised.

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music]

[explosion]

Looks like the father of the bribe.

These guerillas won't be missed.

[screams]

Whoa, that's what | call a dynamite campaign position.

Come on, Ms. Green, we're gonna blow this scandal wide open.

[bomb ticks]

[explosions]

[honks]

[vehicle revs]

Mario Andretti, move off.

We've gotta get to the convention center

‘before all votes are in or one of the terrible’

troika will be a superpower.

Don't sweat it, it'll be hours

before all the returns are in.

Hate to burst your bubble, double.

But nowadays, all voting is done by computer.

The polls just closed.

Meaning the winner will be announced

in a matter of minutes.

Great, we've got company.

‘Plunder's pathetic pineheads.'

[tires screech]

(Bitsy) ‘Hang on.'

[horns honk]

| can't ditch him.

Perhaps a road block would help.

Shall we?

(together) Earth.

[laughs]

[both scream]

[rumbles]

Nice work, Kwames.

Now, let's see, where the election stands.

(man on radio) ‘The computers are telling’

‘the electronic vote.’

[tires screech]

(male announcer) ‘Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in.’

‘A 5 percent of the vote, Looten Plunder.’

Peasants!

‘With 3 percent of the vote..'

",.. Hoggish Greedly.'

This election's fixed.

(male announcer) ‘And with 80% of the vote'

‘Doctor Blight.’

| won, | won.

Start playing hail to the thief, | mean chief, boys.

(Bitsy) | can't believe my mom is President.

What a travesty!

(male announcer) ‘Excuse me, correction. '

‘Doctor Blight has 18.’

‘| repeat 18 percent of the vote.’

Impossible.

What happened to the other 74 percent of the vote?

(male announcer) '74% of the voters wrote-in none of the above.’

‘There's that. We're in for a new election.’

[crowd cheers]

| demand a recount.

[crowd boos]

[crowd cheering]

The votes in, people.

And you proved the power really is yours.

As for you..

[screams]

It seems folks have had enough of your dirty politics.

You maybe blue, Captain planet

but you'd make a truly Green running mate.

Even Uncle MAL is coming around to our way of thinking.

He's actually agreed to help me work on mom.

Isn't that right, Uncle MAL?

Hey, | never had anyone in my life

to leave a better future to.

Bitsy's got her uncle MAL wrapped around her finger.

I'll say, the way he dotes on her

you'd think, he was her dad.

(all) Nah.

It's time for us to get back

to where or rather when we belong.

|! wanna thank you for all you've done

and for all you're still doing.

Here's your ring, Wheeler.

Mom won't be needing it.

I'll sure miss you, Bitsy.

It'd be nice to get to know you better.

- It would never work, Wheeler. - Why not?

- You're too old for me. - What?

As in, she's not even born yet in our time.

But I'll never forget that kiss.

- What kiss? - This one.

Oh, boy, that's the best kiss off I've ever had.

(Planeteers) Go Planet!

(Ma-Ti) ‘One of the privileges of growing up'

is being able to vote for what we believe in.

(Linka) ‘Get involved.’

Learn as much as you can

about the candidates and the issues.

Even, if you're not old enough to vote there

you can volunteer for your favorite candidate.

Also remind your parents and their friends to vote.

It's our right and our responsibility.

(all) The power is yours!

Earth!

- Fire! - Wind!

- Water! - Heart!

(all) Go planet!

By your powers combined, | am Captain Planet!

~ Captain Planet he's a hero J

~ Gonna take pollution down to zero f

f He's our powers magnified f

f And he's fighting on the planet's side J

~ Captain planet he's a hero J

~ Gonna take pollution down to zero f

£ Gonna help him put asunder J

~ Bad guys who like to loot and plunder f

You'll pay for this, Captain Planet!

~ We're the Planeteers you can be one too f

~ Because saving our planet is the thing to do! f

~ Looting and polluting is not the way f

~ Hear what Captain Planet has to say Jf

The power is yours!

[instrumental music]

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