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(Captain Planet)
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!

~ Captain Planet he's the man Jf

f Leading the charge
earth's number one fan f

~ Check him out
you're gonna see J

f He's the Mega Mac Daddy
of ecology! J

~ Cap's a hero
with the gumption I

~ Takes on the overpopulation
and consumption Jf

~ Yeah he could use
a better groomer J

~ Some people say he's got
a bad sense of humor 2

I'm back!

S But when eco-villains
run amok Jf

~ Plundering and pillaging J

~ Cap's here to level
the playing field J

~ With a PhD
in sustainable yield J

~ But he's not the only hero
for Earth f

~ Gaia's wisdom gave
the Planeteers birth J

< Wheeler's the fire
Ma-Ti's got heart f

~ Gi's got the power
to make waters part J

J Kwame's rockin'
with element Earth f

~ And Linka uses wind
for all she's worth JS

f Still Greedlys and Blights
trash our planet

f It's up to us to say
we won't stand it! J

~ Raise your voice
and challenge your peers J

f Say it's way cool to be
Planeteers! JJ

(Captain Planet)
The power is yours!

[dramatic music]

It's heavier than we thought.

These tubs are total rusty.

Single hull.

‘Judging from the algae
and oxidation’

she sank over 20 years ago.

(Gi)
The outcropping it's resting on
is eroding.

‘One more back storm
could push her over the edge. '

Forget one more.

‘This storm is gonna do it.’

‘Oh, no. Ohl!’

Hang on.

[whirrs]

'We will use Eco-sub
to counterbalance.’

But you must work fast.

Da, there is no telling
how long

the shelf will hold?

If it goes, this toxic cargo

will create an eco-disaster

‘like we used to see
in the o..'

Oh! Kwame.

‘Gi, lookout.’

Oh! Watch out.

[both grunt]

Doctor Blight.

[dramatic music]

We're in double jeopardy.

We need help from the big guy.

Then, let our powers combine.

- Earth.
- Fire.

Wind.

[laser shots]

- Water.
- Heart.

(Captain Planet)
By your powers combined

| am as always Captain planet.

Long time no summon, Planeteers.

At least my hairline
hasn't budged.

And there's less waist
these days.

Uh, toxic waste that is.

But now, it's time for a dip
with Dr. Drift.

[all scream]

[whirrs]

[screams]

(Captain Planet)
Still sucking up,
eh, Doctor Blight?

‘Leave it to Greedly
to add back to the fire.'

[explosions]

Hey, batter, batter, batter.
Hey, batter.

Swing!

[explosions]

Hey, I'm good.

Maybe, I'll try out
for the Atlanta's Braves.

[groans]

Got to stop it.

Can't let crash..

...too much toxic still inside.

[coughs]

Must regenerate.

[grunts]

The power is yours.

[dramatic music]

~ Zing-a-dang-dang
I've got the rings JI

[laughs]

(Plunder)
‘Congratulations, Blight.’

‘You too Greedly old boy.’

We've still got it.

With the planet pests
out of the way

nothing can stop me from
becoming the next President.

Except for me.

Well, whichever of us wins
this election..

[chomps]

... It'll beat the slap
out of some honest eco-ick

getting into the Oblong Office.

Too true.

But the power is mine.

f~ Zing-a-ding-ding ff

[laughs]

(Rigger)
And now it's mine.
Yep, yep, yep.

So...Plunder, we did our part.

When are you gonna take care
of that Jane Green candidate?

She's ahead in the polls.

Yeah, she's the only thing
standing between us

and a free ride
on Air Force one.

My running mates are on it.

Stay tuned for a newsflash.

(Blight)
With Green out of the way.

I'm the red, white
and blue shoo in.

Dream on, doctor.

My campaign commercials
are flooding the airwaves.

Ours too, look, boss,
it's you and Honest Abe.

Ask not what | can do
for your country

ask what | can do for you.

Tell them, Mr. Rigger. Oops!

[dramatic music]

Uh, so, vote the demagogue
ticket, yep, yep, yep!

More like dumb a hog.

(male announcer on TV)
‘Vote the Plunder Pinehead's
Republican Party ticket.’

‘So, these kids can grow up
filthy rich.’

| believe in big tax breaks.

The bigger the income,
the bigger the break.

No matter how you got it,
you shouldn't have to share it.

Nobody's naive enough
to elect any of you.

Now, now, now-now, be sweet,
Bitsy dear.

My own daughter turning on me.

How could | have raised
an eco freak?

Why did | let you hack
into MAL's memory bank

and study the planet pains?

It's all your fault.

You ruined her.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Don't blame Uncle MAL,
it's not his fault

that I'm voting for Jane Green.

Only, if she's still
in the running.

Now, get lost, everyone.

Counselor MAL-content and |
need to strategize.

Ugh, | thought those lame duck
losers would never leave.

Call me fragged,
but | don't believe

for one millisecond
that you'd let

one of those twits
win the election.

Right, you are, compu-sir.

Voila!.

If by some quirk, | don't win.

I'll simply go back
in my latest time machine

and stuff the ballot boxes.

Just think.

I'll be the first AIVP.

Artificially Intelligent
Vice President.

Are you kidding?

There's a long history

of artificial intelligence
in office.

‘MAL baby, with the Planet pests
under wraps'

we're headed straight
for the Blight house.

[laughter]

Locate Planeteers. Enter.

Bitsy, Bitsy, Bitsy.

Hacking into my hard drive
is ano, no.

We've discussed this ad nauseam.

But Uncle MALikins

you're the only one
who can help me.

My hero!

You're the apple of my icon.

However, helping you
would be political suicide.

But don't worry, | won't leak
the story to your mother.

Bye, Bits.

[whirrs]

There's gotta be a way.

[dramatic music]

| wonder..

[crackles]

There's something familiar
about this scene.

(Planeteers)
Go Planet!

[dramatic music]

She's really melting down
my patience.

Ugh, stand still, blaufuss!

[whooshes]

- Planeteers!
- Who is that?

Got me.
But she's sure babester.

| know this is gonna sound
crazy.

But I've come to the past
to help you rescue yourselves

in the future that is.

You are right,
that sounds crazy.

Look, | can explain.

| can prove, I'm from the future

‘py telling you what's gonna
happen next.’

First mom's gonna do
figure eight around Cap.

"Then caps gonna Say..

(both)
Next time, let me know

when you're going there buzz by.

Now, Caps gonna blow mom away
with a lightning bolt.

‘Well, of course,
he'll save her.’

Incredible, she is either
from the future or psychic.

We're running out of time,
Planeteers.

You've got to believe me.

How can we trust an offspring
of Blights?

It could be a trap.

Maybe, but, at least

I'll get to see how cute
you turn out, Blondie .

It's now or never. Please.

Let's go for it.

Later, Planeteers.
The power is yours!

Ma-Ti, our powers.

[intense music]

Well, Gi, it looks like our
powers are a thing of the past.

Put these on,
in case someone comes in.

Gross. | can't wear this.
No offence!

But I'm turning mine inside out.

Hey, | understand,
but if you think

that's scary, check out
the campaign promises.

Vote for me,
I'm the co-dependent ticket

and live better
through chemistry.

We bring dead things to life.

And vice versa.

Blight's still
an environmental disaster.

I've told mom a 1000 times

balloon releases kill animals.

How did Blight manage to do
all this?

With enough ill gotten gains,
anyone can run for office.

Wait. What's this?

Hello, citizens.

Regretfully, | have decided

to withdraw from the race
for President.

In a startling development,
leading candidate

Jane Green dropped out
of the race.

‘No one can locate Ms. Green
for comment.'

She's probably been kidnapped
like you guys.

| mean, the future you guys.

Green was the only one who could
beat mom and the others.

We could still try out
something.

We can't, we don't know

where they're hiding Green and..

...the future Planeteers.

And if we tip our hand they may

do something drastic
to Green and...us.

Oh! This is too confusing.

We can't even summon Cap

because we don't have
all our powers.

(Blight)
‘| don't care what you say.’

‘My trickle down pollution
platform is a winner.’

Quick! Act like, uh,
Campaigners.

Bitsy, what are you up to?

With Jane Green out of the race

| decided to campaign
for you mom.

‘My friends are gonna help too.’

| knew you'd come around,
my Itsy Bitsy.

I'm gonna ralph.

(Greedly)
There you go, future VP elect.

Kids to help with your
VP lackey work.

Something familiar
about these guys, yep-yep.

Yeah, then again

my memory isn't what it
used to be, huh.

(Rigger)
‘Hey, boss, don't they look
familiar?’

[snorts]

| don't have time to play games.

I've gotta prepare
for the great debate.

| need makeup.

Because...image is everything.

Come on, campaign kitties

you're gonna help the big boss
get elected.

We've gotta find ourselves

because our future's
fading fast.

[dramatic music]

No Planeteers leads in Plunders
office.

Check out this
dung slinging debate.

And your stance on illegal
immigrants, Mr. Plunder.

Why not just ask Doctor Blight?

She's got one
for a running mate.

Seriously, does anyone
really know

where that MAL thing is from?

Oh, listen to Mr. Plunder-full.

He invented the L and R scandal,
loan and repo.

| am not a crook.

Heaven help us, if they're ever
running the country.

Uh, Mr. Plunder, is it true

you're lining your pockets
with money

from special interest groups.

Why are you picking on me?

Greedly is the one
taking millions

‘from fast food
and candy companies.’

‘Not to mention a lifetime
supply of party snacks.’

Not one dime or one donut.

[laughter]

[snorts]
Oops.

Doctor Blight, is it true
you want to

turn national parks
into landfills?

Well , yes, uh, but let's not
skirt the real issue here.

Ask my unesteemed colleague
about Plunder-nomics?

What's wrong with tax cuts
for the rich?

You'll get one.

Oh! Goodie.

(Linka)
‘We'd better get cracking
before’

‘someone's elected
by a mudslide.’

For once your choice of words
is right, Linka.

And we don't want
to get buried under it.

[dramatic music]

(Wheeler)
So, Rigger old buddy.

What's gonna happen to us
after the election?

That's for me to know
and you to..

...uh, not know, now

what do you want
for your last meal?

Last meal, | guess,
that answered my question.

So, what do you want?

(Ma-Ti)
'A vote for Greedly, Blight
or Plunder’

is a vote against our planet.

Have you considered
a write-in vote

instead of the three candidates?

Huh, it's not even worth voting
with Jane Green out.

But daddy, you have to vote.

Listen to your daughter.

Your vote is your voice
in how the country is run.

- See, daddy.
- You're right, honey.

| will vote.

Wheeler, how can you eat

while the rest of us
are working?

I'm working too.

Rigger sent me to fetch
six food orders.

And | may have discovered,
my newest

all-time favorite Burger.

A double, double bacon,
peanut butter

and banana cheeseburger

with extra ketchup.

Ah, disgusting!
Only you could eat that.

If only Wheeler can eat that..

Where are you Supposed
to deliver the food?

The voter debate hotel,
penthouse.

Let's go.

Hey, | won't mind
if | eat my own burger.

Will 1?

[dramatic music]

[knocking on door]

Coming.

You deserve a break in today.

[grunts]

[indistinct chatter]

Wow! It's us to the rescue.

My gosh!
| can't believe my eyes.

That's it. Geo jerks.

Oh, two sets of geo jerks!

You? | am so tall.

That's right, kid.

Not only is a growth spurt
coming

but you'll learn to contract.

Wow!

Bitsy.

What?

You've been playing
with the time machine?

Oh, great! More planet pests.

Aye, aye, aye, aye.

This is not good, Bitsy.

Oh, Uncle MAL, | couldn't sit by

while mom destroyed the planet.

You don't understand.

Plunder's rigged the hotel
to explode

right after the election.

Say what?

[helicopter whirrs]

Oh my, it looks like

I'll have to blow this joint
a little early

since, I'm not about to blow
the election.

But this hotel belongs
to Mr. Greedly.

An added perk.

In five minutes,
all the eco-nuisances

and plain Jane Green

will be political history.

Run, Bitsy, run.

Too late.

[whizzes]

[indistinct yells]

Well, I'm off to make
my acceptance speech.

Time for a team beam.

No rings.

Two of our power stayed
in the past.

Hey, | got four planet-puke
rings.

Will that help?

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, mine's not here.

But mine is.

Let our powers..

- You go.
- No, please, you.

Let our powers combine. Earth.

Fire.

- You go for old time sake.
- Wind.

- 'Water.'
- Heart.

(both)
We're two, two, two captain one.

By your powers combined

| am Captain Planet.

Time to crash
this political party.

Cap, you've got to find
Jane Green.

And we don't know what room
the bombs in.

Hate to eavesdrop,
but there are lives at stake.

The following may contain
adult material.

Childish discretion is advised.

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music]

[explosion]

Looks like the father
of the bribe.

These guerillas won't be missed.

[screams]

Whoa, that's what | call
a dynamite campaign position.

Come on, Ms. Green, we're gonna
blow this scandal wide open.

[bomb ticks]

[explosions]

[honks]

[vehicle revs]

Mario Andretti, move off.

We've gotta get to
the convention center

‘before all votes are in
or one of the terrible’

troika will be a superpower.

Don't sweat it, it'll be hours

before all the returns are in.

Hate to burst your bubble,
double.

But nowadays, all voting is done
by computer.

The polls just closed.

Meaning the winner
will be announced

in a matter of minutes.

Great, we've got company.

‘Plunder's pathetic pineheads.'

[tires screech]

(Bitsy)
‘Hang on.'

[horns honk]

| can't ditch him.

Perhaps a road block
would help.

Shall we?

(together)
Earth.

[laughs]

[both scream]

[rumbles]

Nice work, Kwames.

Now, let's see,
where the election stands.

(man on radio)
‘The computers are telling’

‘the electronic vote.’

[tires screech]

(male announcer)
‘Ladies and gentlemen,
the results are in.’

‘A 5 percent of the vote,
Looten Plunder.’

Peasants!

‘With 3 percent of the vote..'

",.. Hoggish Greedly.'

This election's fixed.

(male announcer)
‘And with 80% of the vote'

‘Doctor Blight.’

| won, | won.

Start playing hail to the thief,
| mean chief, boys.

(Bitsy)
| can't believe my mom
is President.

What a travesty!

(male announcer)
‘Excuse me, correction. '

‘Doctor Blight has 18.’

‘| repeat 18 percent
of the vote.’

Impossible.

What happened to the other
74 percent of the vote?

(male announcer)
'74% of the voters wrote-in
none of the above.’

‘There's that.
We're in for a new election.’

[crowd cheers]

| demand a recount.

[crowd boos]

[crowd cheering]

The votes in, people.

And you proved
the power really is yours.

As for you..

[screams]

It seems folks have had enough
of your dirty politics.

You maybe blue, Captain planet

but you'd make a truly Green
running mate.

Even Uncle MAL is coming around
to our way of thinking.

He's actually agreed
to help me work on mom.

Isn't that right, Uncle MAL?

Hey, | never had anyone
in my life

to leave a better future to.

Bitsy's got her uncle MAL
wrapped around her finger.

I'll say, the way he dotes
on her

you'd think, he was her dad.

(all)
Nah.

It's time for us to get back

to where or rather
when we belong.

|! wanna thank you
for all you've done

and for all
you're still doing.

Here's your ring, Wheeler.

Mom won't be needing it.

I'll sure miss you, Bitsy.

It'd be nice to get to know
you better.

- It would never work, Wheeler.
- Why not?

- You're too old for me.
- What?

As in, she's not even born yet
in our time.

But I'll never forget that kiss.

- What kiss?
- This one.

Oh, boy, that's the best
kiss off I've ever had.

(Planeteers)
Go Planet!

(Ma-Ti)
‘One of the privileges
of growing up'

is being able to vote
for what we believe in.

(Linka)
‘Get involved.’

Learn as much as you can

about the candidates
and the issues.

Even, if you're not old enough
to vote there

you can volunteer for your
favorite candidate.

Also remind your parents
and their friends to vote.

It's our right
and our responsibility.

(all)
The power is yours!

Earth!

- Fire!
- Wind!

- Water!
- Heart!

(all)
Go planet!

By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!

~ Captain Planet he's a hero J

~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f

f He's our powers magnified f

f And he's fighting
on the planet's side J

~ Captain planet he's a hero J

~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f

£ Gonna help him put asunder J

~ Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder f

You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!

~ We're the Planeteers
you can be one too f

~ Because saving our planet
is the thing to do! f

~ Looting and polluting
is not the way f

~ Hear what Captain Planet
has to say Jf

The power is yours!

[instrumental music]